/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'd like to see more yukkuri images that can give you diabeetus

This one probably won't. Marisa Master Sparks a smoking Yukkurisa. More cool than cute.

>>1214781

dinner

Reimu will not be supporting Barack Obama in the upcoming election.

Marble Eyes guy~

>>1216246
oops...

...
goddamnit, Japan...

>>1214982
Pointless if you're already an immortal.

>>1216265
That doesn't happen unless you hold the electrical device you are peeing on with your hands.

"I'll go get some food!"

The Largest Reimu of the group bounced outside of the nest and into the forest. This was some time ago.

The Family of Yukkureimu consisted of a Father who hunts for food, a Mother who watches over the children and Three children, two birthed at a later time than one. We've seen this family before, not too long ago.

The Sun Was setting, and the mother was worried about the father. "Wait here, easy!" She said to her children, who complied. She then bounced away from the nest.

"...So~..."

It was the Yukkumia, or the Yukkuri version of the Rumia, that had just recently woken up. In the darkness, it's eyes glow red, which will scare any Yukkuri into attacking it. It was not dark enough yet.

"Is that so~?"

The Family of Reimus had played with it before, and now invited them back while waiting for their parents to return. The Rumia was happy that it was accepted back and began playing with the family again.

The Father returned home with several vegetables, and the Mother, who both "Yu"ed happily. "Reimu brought home Food!"

This was Rumia's first time meeting the parents of the family. "Is that So~?" It asked the father. The Children went on to explain that this yukkuri was very nice and played with them while the parents were gone. The Mother was very happy to hear this, and offered it some food. "That is so~!!!" It shouted happily, and along with the other yukkuri, ate until it was time to reserve the food for future consumption. It was very happy.

>>1216321

Soon, however, a Human had stumbled upon the nest. "You blasted anko buns took my vegetables!"

"Noo! This is Reimu's food!" It shouted, having dug up the human's fields for it. The Human was naturally very angry.

"If you won't give back my food, I'll have to bully you!" He said, and took the mother. "Ztooop id! Che can'd dake id eajy!" The father cried. He was going to squeeze the mother until she was no longer alive.

Suddenly, the Rumia bounced up towards the hands of the human, and bit into his arm. The Rumia, in pain, dropped the Reimu and tried to fling the Rumia off. She let go, and landed on her bottom. She began to lunge towards the human again, but he just barely bat it away with his good arm. Again, she tried to bit him, but he got fed up with the surprise attack and left. The Rumia did not give chance.

The Family thanked it very much, and regarded it as a hero. The Children continued to play with it, and the parents offered to give it food whenever it wanted.

>>1216323
And then the sun had finally set. It was dark.

"Nwoooo!"

"Dond bully me!"

"Babies! Go inside, Run away easy!"

The Rumia's eyes were glowing red. In spite of having rescued them earlier, the Family no longer recognizes it anymore. All they see is the glowing eyes, that scare the other Yukkuri into attacking it. It knows what will happen next, and chooses to escape as quickly as it could.

"...So~." It said in a depressing sigh.

Rumias have very sharp teeth, and can easily pierce the flesh of a human down to the bone. It will not attack any human that is not actively bullying a Yukkuri at that moment, so by keeping alert and not bullying too much can prevent a Rumia from attacking you if one is present. There are very rare cases of a Casualty by Yukkumia attacks, and less so where pieces of flesh are ripped off, but it is still possible. Rumia types will not attack a humans vital spots, assume it even knows humans have vital spots, and will always go for the limbs. It appears that a Rumia type will grow very quick if it devour human flesh, but again it will not attack a docile human. This means that if it were to find a Human Corpse, it will ignore it instead of the much more dangerous alternative, which would likely turn it into a DosuRumia.

Also, since Rumias are often attacked by other Yukkuri, it is interesting enough to see what happens just by watching it interact with other yukkuri in different environments. Also, if you are planning to kill a Rumia, the most oppotune time to do so is just after it turns dark and has been chased away by a Yukkuri Family that it had spent the evening with.

This is what I know so far about Rumias. I hope this is a helpful story, and has taught you everything I know about Rumia Yukkuri. If I find more information, I may present another story. Thank you!

>>1216308
Now I'm seeing in my head an Adam and Jamie yukkuri...bust it easy!

>>1216325
I want wriggle info if you've got it.

>>1216323
>. The Rumia, in pain,

fuck, that should read human.

>>1216325
Did you write that, or is it a translation?

Forgive my stupidity, but this link to a second Yukkuri uploader was posted in the last thread:

http://www4.uploader.jp/home/gy/

I can't get anything to work. Any help?

>>1216335
I wrote it. I felt like making up a Yukkuri story at random and looked through my touhou folder and found the cute picture of the Rumia that I had posted with the second part of my first story.

Last Night, when I was thinking about it, I remembered that I should have probably added a part where Rumias could eat humans, but didn't want to go too far into the "Yukkuri = Threats" zone as I am an avid Bullying Onii-chan. I thought it would be fun making up the personality and archtype of a new Yukkuri that hasn't been written about yet.

Also, I'm open for suggestions as to what Rumias are filled with. I'm thinking something like Ripe Tomato Flesh.

"This is what the tengu told us" said one of the men, holding a paper in his hand
"They were last seen walking into the Youkai Forest two days ago, where they found a yukkuri family. Then the tengu lost them"
"And why does this concern us?" asked the Hunter.
"You know what lies in that forest as well as I do"
The Hunter thought. Yes, he knew the rumours regarding yukkuris that came from that forest. One of the most worrying rumours detailed the existance of a mansion, buried deep in the forest, where several anomalies were reported (like Kimeemarus taking it easy).
The very same girl who often delivered the newspaper told the Hunter about it, and how she got close to the place, but was kicked out by her yukkuri counterparts.
"Who are the missing children?" asked the Hunter.
The other man handed the papers to him.
One of the children was the daughter of his younger brother. The Hunter remembered his face of despair and sorrow.
"And why are you telling me of this?"
"You are the best for the job. The Shrine Maiden and the Were-Hakutaku are too busy with the youkai to investigate. Without them (and considering the involvement the yukkuris have in this case) it is up to us to find out what happened to those children"
"And?"
"You are the best living Yukkuri Hunter. If there's someone who's perfect for the job, that someone is you"
The Hunter thought. Yeah, he was one the best Yukkuri Hunters, as his father and grandfather were before him, but this job was tiring. He had been planning on quitting for many months now.
But once again the memory of his brother came to his mind.

>>1216350
Click on the file you want, just like on waterducts. There will be a text prompt. Put in "yukkuri". That will take you to a screen that has the words "Thank you" in addition to a bunch of japanese text. There is an advertisement below the first bunch of japanese text. Above it should be the text "ダウンロード". Click that, and you should get the file

"This is what the tengu told us" said one of the men, holding a paper in his hand

"They were last seen walking into the Youkai Forest two days ago, where they found a yukkuri family. Then the tengu lost them"

"And why does this concern us?" asked the Hunter.

"You know what lies in that forest as well as I do"

The Hunter thought. Yes, he knew the rumours regarding yukkuris that came from that forest.

One of the most worrying rumours detailed the existance of a mansion, buried deep in the forest, where several anomalies were reported (like Kimeemarus taking it easy).

The very same girl who often delivered the newspaper told the Hunter about it, and how she got close to the place, but was kicked out by her yukkuri counterparts.

"Who are the missing children?" asked the Hunter.

The other man handed the papers to him.
One of the children was the daughter of his younger brother. The Hunter remembered his face of despair and sorrow.

"And why are you telling me of this?"

"You are the best for the job. The Shrine Maiden and the Were-Hakutaku are too busy with the youkai to investigate. Without them (and considering the involvement the yukkuris have in this case) it is up to us to find out what happened to those children"

"And?"

"You are the best living Yukkuri Hunter. If there's someone who's perfect for the job, that someone is you"

The Hunter thought. Yeah, he was one the best Yukkuri Hunters, as his father and grandfather were before him, but this job was tiring. He had been planning on quitting for many months now.

But once again the memory of his brother came to his mind.

"...Okay, I will do it"

>>1216387
Thank you kindly.

The Hunter prepared himself. He had the finest armor, weapons and equipment made by humans and kappas. Yukkuri hunting was not as easy as everybody expects. It is not about just laying a trap and waiting for the yukkuris to fall in it.

Unfortunately, the Factory spreaded just the opposite information. They made everybody believe that even the most inexperienced of individuals could be Yukkuri Hunters. Those individuals often receive wounds, sometimes life threatening ones. The Hunter himself was almost killed, in his youth when a DosuMarisa smashed him.

That time he was saved by the Were-Hakutaku, who was taking a walk nearby. He knew that he wouldn't be as lucky if that happened again.

New unsettling reports from the tengu arrived, speaking of an "unknown yukkuri never seen before". The Hunter set course for the Youkai Forest

>>1216308
Anyone care to explain the myth? To me the device in the image looks like one of those swiffer mop things, and I can't imagine that giving anything an electrical shock.

>Unfortunately, the Factory spreaded just the opposite information. They made everybody believe that even the most inexperienced of individuals could be Yukkuri Hunters.
wait what? Why would they do that? They should be spreading the rumor that no one could take down a wild yukkuri except the trained professionals at the factory to help monopolize the yukkuri business

>>1216435
FUCK I just realized it was an electrical outlet. What the fuck?

>>1216435
When you pee, the urine stream is very likely to form droplets rather than one continuous stream. This prevents electricity from traveling up the stream and frying you. Unless you pee on a really really high-voltage electrical source, you should be safe.

>>1216453
You have to realize that he's trying his best to do with what he's working with - a Story where Yukkuri are Smart, Powerful, and Kimeemarus enjoy taking it easy.

>>1216453
>wait what? Why would they do that? They should be spreading the rumor that no one could take down a wild yukkuri except the trained professionals at the factory to help monopolize the yukkuri business

They spread false and dangerous information so that the competition will kill themselves off, though monopolizing the yukkuri business

>>1216251
>>1216265
this guy just makes you want to abuse them :( they're so cutewhen theyre sad

He found the footprints quite easily. They were quite visible, even though they were two days old.

After several minutes of tracking them, he found a disturbance.
Circular prints that weren't left by human foot crossed the neat line of footprints leading to the center of the forest. Apparently, the children found a yukkuri family, and instead of killing them (as those children usually did) they let them go?

The hunter followed the circular tracks until he found the family. A Marisa, a Reimu and several koyukkuris.

With a swift movement he nailed the Marisa and the Reimu to a tree and trapped the koyukkuris in a box.
"We can't chake id eajy!" "Mwommie! Sawe us!" "Let us owt, mistr!"
The nailed yukkuris knew who that man was. His name was uttered in the same tone of fear and terror as the Factory he worked for.

"Yu! Drop dead easy!" "Let our bwawies go!"
The Hunter took a couple koyukkuris from the box and put them in front of their parents.

"Mwommie! I can't ch-!" they screamed, before they were squished.
"NOOOOOOOOOO, REIBU'S BWAWIES!!"
"Two days ago, four children found you"
He repeated the process with two more koyukkuris.
"Where did they go?"
"I DUNNO, I DUNNO! LET REIBU'S BWAWIES GOOOO!"
"DROP DEAD EASY! GO AWAY EASY!"
He crushed two more.
"Stop screaming. I'll kill the rest of them"
The yukkuris nailed to the tree fell silent.
"Where did the children go?"
"They went *sob* *sob* to the Yukkuri Mansion" said the Reimu

"I see" the Hunter said, and killed all the remaining koyukkuris.
"NWOOOOOOO! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T KILL THEM!"
"I didn't. But don't worry, I see you will join them soon"
An army of red ants, most likely attracted by the bean paste leaking out the nailed yukkuris, was moving down the tree.

Their screams as they were slowly dismantled followed the Hunter in his path to the now not-so-mythical Yukkuri Mansion...

Pig disgusting yukkuris.

The size of the place was shocking. The entire Factory could fit inside the building.
The Hunter could see many Remiryas and Kimeemarus flying near the ceilings, and could see movement through the windows.
A lone Meirin was guarding the main gate. He knew they are effective guardians, if they are awake. They could scream very loud if they felt the are they are guarding was invaded, and there are reports of people being attacked by Meirin-types.

The Hunter couldn't afford to make his presence known, so he activated his cloaking device and charged towards the Meirin. He hid its corpse under a rock.

He moved towards the main gate, when his cloaking device suddenly shut down.

A Kimeemaru immediately landed in front of him. It didn't know who he was, for they have nothing to fear from Factory workers.
"So, another ugly human invades the Yukkuri Mansion? Only yukkuris who want to take it easy can come here. Go away"
The Hunter found that statement strange. Kimeemarus don't like to take it easy.
He shot his arm forward to grab the Kimeemaru. It made the movement he expected it to do: he saw many Kimeemarus attacking other yukkuris by waiting for the yukkuri to headbutt the Kimeemaru. It would then dodge the attack and would charge from behind the confused yukkuri with great speed.

As he shot his arm forward, his other arm went backwards. That arm catched the Kimeemaru by its neck.
"Clever, but predictable" said the Hunter before ripping the Kimeemaru in half.

He entered the Mansion...

>>1216518
It's looking pretty interesting already. It would be nice to see that he enters every single room they've been in and has a counter for each of them. Although, I hope he won't turn out to be a Marty Stu character.

Baby's taste like cake!

Ya damn Alices! Thanks for the translation.

He found many doors. He would have to search room by room to find the children. That is, if they were still there.

He chose the lone door to the right. A courtyard, full of trees and bushes. Sunlight flooded the place, and he clearly saw many Remiryas flying far above him. He noticed how the Kimeemarus were missing.

Perhaps the corpse outside was related to that observation.

An explosion startled the Hunter. He saw the neat line of lightning bolts moving towards him, opening great holes were they fell.
He saw the makers of the lightning bolts: many Ikkuris were flying towards him.

The Hunter knew what do do. He took a thin, long cane, made of metal, and buried it in the ground. He then hid in the nearby bushes.

"Yu! Where did he go?" "I saw him moving there!"
Bolts of lightning were shot in every direction, but the Hunter was pleased to see all of them were redirected towards the lightning rod.

He left his cover behind the bushes and appeared in front of the Ikkuris.

"There he is! Shoot him easy!"
More bolts of lightning were shot, but he was left untouched.

The Hunter took one of the Ikkuris and impaled it in the lightning rod. The others kept shooting, frying the impaled yukkuri.

The screams made the Ikkuris feel a kind of fear they never felt before, as nothing resisted their lightning, and yet that man used it against them!

One by one, he impaled all the Ikkuris in the lightning rod. Continuing forward, he saw a piece of terrain that was charred, as if something big was hit with powerful electric attacks.
Hoping that the victim wasn't one of the kids, the Hunter left the courtyard and returned to the room with the many doors.

Can whoever did this look at the new notes on the translation and fix it up a bit? That would be great if you could do that.

1) "Clean it up slowly[easy], okay!!"
*poop* or *prt* [is the sound of it pooping.]

2) Reimu: "Can you please not poop here?!"
Yukk: "It's not poop!! Stop it slowly[easy]!!"
*munii* - [the sound of pinching & stretching]
*Miko* - [the arrow pointing at Reimu's hand]

3) "It's not poop!! It's anko[red bean paste] that's passed its expiration date!!" - [she does use the term "expiration date" or "shelf life" instead of just "old". I believe the joke is a reference to a series of food scandals to hit Japan recently involving companies intentionally mislabelling expired items or foreign foods as domestic.]
[See:
http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E8%B3%9E%E5%91%B3%E6%9C%9F%E9%99%90
]
*torn off* - [arrow pointing at yukkuri]
Reimu: "!"
*paku* [sound of bite]

4) Customer: "One, please"
Reimu: "Thank you" ["Coming right up" might be the culturally appropriate translation]
Sign top: Mikofuku - [Miko Luck is the literal term, but it's referencing a type of cake. Since English speakers might not understand what she's selling, I suggest "Miko Cakes" or "Miko Pastries" would be appropriate.]
Sign bottom: Plenty of Anko[Red bean paste]
Sign right: Hakurei Shrine's "Famous product"/"Signature product"/"special thing"[meibutsu means the thing the place is famous for, I don't think there's a direct equivalent in English]

>>1216679
Okay. It will give me time to figure out how the Hunter will proceed through the next rooms...

I'm trying to get rid of these edits so that they don't stack up. Here's another one.

Question, does this say:

"I'm afraid we can't take it easy." ?

>>1216720
Pretty much.

>>1216720
Was this already translated? I don't have it

Yukkuris fucking piss me off.

The Hunter took the door to the front of the first floor.

His experience in the courtyard thought him that there might be traps scattered around the house, so he was very careful of where he stepped.

A long hallway, with what seemed to be Koyukkureimu in the other side were in the other side of the door he opened.

He walked towards the koyukkureimu, but he felt part of the floor sinking below one of his feet.
A trap had been activated. A metal wall blocked the exit.

The Hunter ran towards the door behind the Koyukkureimu, but found another, transparent wall. Both walls were moving towards each other, and unless he did something, he would be crushed.

He identified the transparent wall as a magic-based device. He knew then what to do.

He took out a few wards. Those were very similar to the ones the Shrine Maiden used to fight youkai and other entities. In her hands, those wards were devastating.
He placed a few wards on the transparent wall and tried to calm himself down.

>>1216779
yeah, it's translated already.

The Hunter took the door to the front of the first floor.

His experience in the courtyard thought him that there might be traps scattered around the house, so he was very careful of where he stepped.

A long hallway, with what seemed to be Koyukkureimu in the other side were in the other side of the door he opened.

"Hey, missr! Do you want to pway with Weimu?" it asked.

The Hunter walked towards the koyukkureimu, but he felt part of the floor sinking below one of his feet.
A trap had been activated. A metal wall blocked the exit.

He ran towards the door behind the Koyukkureimu, but found another, transparent wall. Both walls were moving towards each other, and unless he did something, he would be crushed.
"You don't wanna pway with Weimu, misr? Is thewe someching wong?"

Taking a closer look, he identified the transparent wall as a magic-based device. He knew then what to do.

He took out a few wards. Those were very similar to the ones the Shrine Maiden used to fight youkai and other entities. In her hands, those wards were devastating.
After placing a few wards on the transparent wall, he tried to calm himself down

The wards fell, as if nothing was holding them. He extended his hand towards the wall. It was no longer there.

The Koyukkureimu looked in shock as the Hunter's foot crushed it.

Hunter story writer here, guys, got to eat.
I'll try to continue the story earlier today, in this thread or the next yukkuri thread.

>>1216829
Could you shrink the text for "Hakurei's Shrine famous product" so it doesn't go over the sign? Also, it says "Hakurei Shrine's", not "Hakurei's shrine"

>>1216265 Don't whizz on the Electric Fence!

>>1216856
Not possible. It would stretch the text too much and it would be too small.

>>1216829
1) Take the "okay" off the first panel
2) The SFX above Reimu's hand on the second panel means "squeeze".
3) Erase the 一つ above the "One, please" line on the last panel.

>>1216824
Could you post it then? I'll post the remaining raw ones.

>>1216679
1) Take the "okay" off the first panel
2) The SFX above Reimu's hand on the second panel means "squeeze".
3) Erase the 一つ above the "One, please" line on the last panel.

>>1216926
>Erase the 一つ above the "One, please" line on the last panel.
I thought t was an arrow...

>>1216935
>Also, it says "Hakurei Shrine's", not "Hakurei's shrine"
How bad would it be with shrunk text, exactly?

>>1216935
Me too, at first sight.

>>1216720
God, I don't think I could edit this one. Anyone wanna give it a shot? The little koyukkuris are just saying "Yu". I have no idea what the box says though, so you might want to just leave it like that.

Also, this series has not been translated yet, and I'm 100% sure. The only things translated are the Yuka series, the Yukkurisa-is-an-asshole series, and one small picture with Yukkureimu sweltering in the heat.

>>1216960
I know it's not translated. That's pretty much why I posted it.

>>1216935
Sign still says "Hakurei's Shrine" not "Hakurei Shrine's"

>>1216960
The box says "Please pick us up", blurred in >>1216720.

>>1216720
If someone is doing this, could there be a way to put in the text "Please pick us up" and then melt/blur it? So yeah, editor request.

>>1216992
are there only two of those? I seem to recall it being three - one "normal", one where it's raining, and one when after the rain?

>>1217015
Look through the thread, you'll find the rest.

Can someone look at this translation and see if it's correct. The third panel seems a little strange for the attached. Also, I'm missing a few SFX here and there.

Urashima Tarou ver. yukkuri

1 - One day, a yukkuri was being bullied.
-Stop! No! Go home already! Don't take it easy!
(Cirno: ora ora, sfx: right of yukkuri-poke poke, up and down-tremble)

2 - It was saved by a miko who didn't really seem to be into it.
Reimu: Hey, stop.
Yukkuri: Take... it easy!
Cirno: Tch...

3 - This is the gratitude flag! (kanji to the right: Rei)
Yukkuri: Follow me easy!

4 - We lost our way!
Yukkuri: This way!
Re~mu, this way!
I think!

>>1217028
This translation needs to be fixed up a bit. I have no idea where the text fits in each panel.

This one's old, but here's the edit.

And that's all I can stand editing today. Someone else handle the rest in this thread.

Whoever is doing the Yukkuri Manga one remember that it's Hakurei Shrine's, not Hakurei Shrine. I'm sure it'll take only a second to edit.

>>1217103
>Hakurei Shrine's, not Hakurei's Shrine

>>1217247

The door was either locked or fake. The Hunter couldn't kick it down or open it in any way possible. He decided to go back from where he came.

Just before climing the metal wall, he noticed it had blood stains. Human blood. At least one of the missing children was dead...

The Hunter opened a door to the left. A bedroom.
An Alice went out from below the bed. "Another human? Oh, we will refresh ourselves so much! Be punished easy, for invading our mansion as the other human did!"
Many other Alices popped from everywhere. They took down the Hunter and began to hump against his body.

He was caught unprepared, but once the shock of the sudden attack faded away, he acted.
He diverted the energy from his cloaking device to the exterior of his armor. Electricity ran through it, without harming him, but frying the Alices humping against him.


A massive Alice came out from the closet.
"YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO THE CITY SECT! DROP DEAD EASY!" it yelled, before leaping into the air towards the Hunter.

He rolled sideways, narrowly dodging the DosuAlice's attack, and buried a knife in the massive body.
"YUGYAAAAAAAAAAAAA! THE CITY SECT CAN'T BE TREATED LIKE THIS!"
The Hunter made a big cut through the DosuAlice's body, and made it larger and larger with his bare hands, until the DosuAlice was ripped in two parts.

The room was filled with charred corpses and custard. Knowing that the children weren't there, the Hunter left the room.

>>1217253
Fuck yes you are the best sequel ever!

>>1217355
Oh, and in one post you said that they're were four children when I'm pretty sure you meant five.

>>1217369
I realized that halfway through the story...
Whoever is saving that story, please replace "four children" with "five children"

>>1217389
Yeah, yeah.

Strangely enough, "Four" is a pretty common number for the yukkuri stories.

uhhhhh yukkuris suck omg i hate them just lookign at them makes my blood pump liek crazy oh god just kill it wih fire while i swing my limp wrists round LIKE A FAGGOT

>>1217456
I think you just need to take it easy.

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"Another human..."
The Hunter thought. The Alices mentioned "another human". That was an aobvious reference to the children. One of them found the Alices, and considering the size of the DosuAlice he just killed, that one was certainly dead...

The door he chose apparently led to the basement. He saw many cells there. The basement was in fact a dungeon.
A large blood stain was on the floor.
"Oh, God... no..."
"Who's that?"

A human voice sounded in the pitch black darkness beyond. Turning on his IR googles, made by the Kappas, the Hunter found the source of the voice.
It wasn't one of the children, as he had hoped, but a very thin human with ragged clothes and plae skin.
"Who are you?" asked the Hunter. "What are you doing here?"
"I was investigating the rumours. The yukkuris caught me and keep me alive as a prisoner. I have been here for more than I can remember! Please, get me out of here!"
"Where are the children?"
"The children? They are dead. They are all dead! Get me out of here! Please!"

The Hunter felt shocked. His mission was over. The lives he was sent to save were no more...

He made a movement towards the cell, when he heard a soft thump in the dark.
"DIIIIIIIIIICK!"
Startled, the Hunter looked around, searching for the source of that scream. He found a Myon nearby. He crushed it.

Several more soft thumps and a loud bump were heard. The prisoner gave in to panic.
"Oh, no! They are coming! Run! Leave this place! Go!"

A huge DosuYuyuko appeared in the Hutner's line of sight.

"DROP DEAD EASY!"

>>1217916


MOAR

/r/ Fanart of the Hunter.


Come on, /jp/-drawfags!

>>1217948
I've not followed the adventures of The Hunter, is he described in more detail in the earlier posts?

>>1217955
No, the hunter and the five kids so far haven't been physically described.

>>1217981
gear?

/r/ hunter dies painfully.

>>1217989
The five kids pretty much just had flashlights, knives and baseball bats.

The Hunter actually has advanced kappa technology.

>>1217916


Could the Writer be so kind to put the Hunters Descriptionin his next Post?

Please?

>>1217996

/r/ the exact opposite of this one.

It started to shoot Myons at great speeds, with a force far greater than anything the Hunter had ever seen.
Of course, he knew Yuupis often do that as a defensive strategy, but even then it was a small Yuupi, scared like hell, and it was a "worst case scenario", with little stones as projectiles.

He noticed the delay between shots. He moved forward, towards the DosuYuyuko, as he dodged the Myons it shot.
Soon, he was in front of it. With a fast movement, he plucked its eyes out
"YUUUUUUUUUU! I CAN'T SEE!"
The giant Yukkuri entered a frenzy, shooting the Myons as fast as it could, but completely losing accuracy. The Hunter run in circles around the Yuyuko, slashing it with his knife and crushing the Myons surrounding it.

Eventually, the Yuyuko was covered in deep slashes, and all the Myons were crushed, either by the Hunter's feet or the Yuyuko's desperation.
He then made the final movement. With one hand he grabbed the upper jaw of the defeated Yuyuko, and with the other, the lower jaw.
One moment later, the Yuyuko was dead, ripped in two.

The Hunter remembered the prisoner, and looked towards the cell.
The prisoner was dead. One of the Myons struck him.
"He's dead! Oh God, he's dead!" shouted the Hunter.
He almost broke. Despite his best efforts, the one life he could save was there, laying in the cell's floor, brutally terminated.

He had to pull himself together. As long as that Mansion and its deadly traps and inhabitants existed, more humans would find a gruesome end there.

With one last look at the lifeless body of the prisoner, the Hunter left the dungeon. He cliimbed the stairs to the second floor...

>>1217996
Instead of that, /r/ an ending that complies with the laws of reason.

>>1217996
Nwooo! dond bully da huntar. We humans jus wadda dake id eajy!

Writer here. I don't really know how the Hunter looks like.
I like to think he is the physical representation of those whose lives were struck by the Yukkuri horror, and the embodiment of humanity's desire to survive and the will to keep going, even when all is lost.
The Hunter is whoever you want him to be. It could be me. It could be you, the reader. Yes, that sounds fitting. The Hunter... is you.

>>1218050
I suck at portraits.

Ok, I'll make him faceless. Don't expect anything any time soon though, I'm notoriously bad at "requests", or indeed even bothering to draw at all at times.

>>1218050
>>1218020
Considering the fact that you're about 18 times a better writer than I am, I'm expecting a pretty awesome ending.

>>1218066

Let him wear his Googles.

Yukkuris bullying humans? More like natural selection, if you are stupid enough to fall for their schemes, you deserve to die.

>>1218050
Is it? I disagree. If it's me then I wouldn't be hunting Yukkuri.

What I want the hunter to be, is dead.

>>1218094
Yeah, I bet you enjoyed watching those poor children die, you dick bastard.

>>1218109
What happened to them wasn't really poor. The kids were idiots that messed with the wrong yukkuris.

As he climbed the stairs, the Hunter felt fear. This wasn't his own fear. It was as this fear, this terror, came from the air.

The stairs appeared to be endless. He climbed, he climbed, yet the stairs didn't end. It was as if a powerful, hostile will wanted him to go.

He thought he was dead, and those were not the stairs to the second floor, but the stairs to heaven...

The landing of the second floor shook him awake of those grim thoughts. The steps were finally over.
A door called his attention. It was slightly ajar, and it moved, as if something just entered the room.

When he peeked in the room, all he saw was an empty closet. The Hunter took a step inside.
A metal cage dropped from the ceiling, trapping him, as a strange, purple gas began to leak in the room.
His strenght left him, as he kneeled and dropped to the floor.

Perhaps those were the real stairs to heaven after all...

Last part of the story coming shortly...

At first, people make them weak, vulnerable, and stupid so they could subvert and darkly parody the meme and its cute antics, or perhaps it was just to torment them so that they might relieve stress. They only became smarter so they can perform more complex tricks and traps to cause psychological trauma.

People began to project onto the yukkuris emotions and personality quirks that they wanted to against. Selfishness, greed, laziness, ignorance, carelessness. They called them monsters and abominations and lashed out with increasingly intense cruelty and sadism, while the yukkuris themselves, while flawed, remained weak and harmless.

But as time went on, it seems that the yukkuris in these stories have become larger, smarter, and more aggressive. The insults of their tormentors may slowly be becoming real. Ultimately it may be man, who made this meme into a monster, who may find himself unable to take it easy.

Onoes Hunter! Get away easy!
You know the kids fell into traps, and at least a couple of them died. It's time to call the airstrike, or at least a strong CQC group, and have them raid the place.

An armed man enters a mansion full of aberrant creatures and traps? What is this? Resident Easy?

>But as time went on, it seems that the yukkuris in these stories have become larger, smarter, and more aggressive. The insults of their tormentors may slowly be becoming real. Ultimately it may be man, who made this meme into a monster, who may find himself unable to take it easy.

No, it's just a couple of people who want to see how absurd they can make their stories before they start getting trolled.

>>1218460
They all died in the first story. The Hunter's is a continuation.

>>1218491
You are now imagining Chris as a yukkuri. Manually.

>>1218460
>It's time to call the airstrike, or at least a strong CQC group, and have them raid the place.
The Hunter is the CQC group. Alone.

>>1218491
FUND IT!

>>1218518

So wait, you're saying that the stories weren't absurd when they started involving magical talking food shaped like Touhou heads?

>>1218562
>So wait, you're saying that the stories weren't absurd when they started involving magical lolis wearing silly hats with godlike powers?

THAT WAS TOO CLOSE.

YOU WERE ALMOST A JILL MANJU.

>>1218562
As I said in the previous thread:

If you write a story about Vegeta beating Goku, you're writing an acceptable fanfic.

If you write a story about a normal, powerless boy cracking Goku's head open with a balloon, you're being LOOK AT ME I AM TEH DIFFERENTS.

>an acceptable fanfic

You lost me.

>>1218456
And so, after thousands of years, I who regard you will also have sprung from the loins of yukkuri kings...

>>1218614
As acceptable as DBZ can be, anyway. I'm talking canon-wise.

>>1218614
OK. Time for a little explanation.
Want to know what the horrors of fanfiction.net and deviantart have in common with your beloved doujinshi? That's right, both are works of FICTION made by FANS! FANFICTION! So if you automatically like doujins but spurn anything western, you're a fucking pathetic japanophile! go back to hottopic and buy more naruto headbands.

Yes I know the doujin industry isn't just fanworks of commercial products. But a lot is, and that stuff IS fanfiction

>>1218593

Honesty? I think trying to turn an internet meme about a whimsical fairytale world into grim tales of survival and sadism was 'LOOK AT ME I AM TEH DIFFERENTS' to begin with. Sometimes weird stuff catches on.

It's a parody of a parody of a parody. Worrying about the 'norm' and deviations from it seems . . . silly.

>>1218636
Did you misquote there? In any case, doujinshi (bad or not) and most fanfics (bad or not) do not blatantly disregard the whole setting, substituting the original reality for one of their own and completely ignoring what made the story what it is. This story does.

>>1218661

'sup.

>>1218670

Whoops, I forgot my pic.

>>1218661
How? Just because the yukkuris are different than the ones in the other stories?

The fact that yukkuris are something entirely fan-made pretty much allows the possibilities to be endless.

We just need to take it easy and wait for the end of the story.

>>1218559
>>The Hunter is the CQC group. Alone.

Snake it easy!

>>1218650
We've been through that many times, I guess you were too busy to pay attention. The reason yukkuris turned into this was Makako's drawings, which contained very light yukkuri bullying, and the audience thought that Makako's crying faces are very cute. The whole thing then rolled down the hill. It has nothing to do with what you're saying.

>Worrying about the 'norm' and deviations from it seems . . . silly.

What seems more silly to me is that these stories are obviously made to annoy people by saying "don't kick the soccer ball too much, it may kick back". And there is a certain level of canon, even in an internet meme. It's a given that Yukkureimus and Yukkurisas don't have bodies, and it's a given that yukkuris can't surpass humans.

>>1218675
There's a difference in that Advent Cirno is an entirely different setting whose protagonist happens to be an alternate reality Cirno. This is essentially REPENT YE BULLYING ONIISANS YOUR TIME IS NIGH.

>The fact that yukkuris are something entirely fan-made pretty much allows the possibilities to be endless.

Not endless, read above. If you want to make something so farfetched, don't try to connect it to the rest of the works.

At times like this, I'd really like to know if I'm getting trolled by a couple of same persons.

>>1218722

It's the internet. People can right whatever they want. This is a stupid argument. If people who don't like bullying troll those that do or vice versa with stories, so what? It's just another day on 4chan.

I can't tell who is trolling who anymore. Have you perhaps considered taking it easy?

>right

My brain is half turned off, it seems.

>>1218818
>It's the internet. People can right whatever they want.
You can't support something completely incorrect, even on the internets.

>Have you perhaps considered taking it easy?
I think that the people who write whole stories just to bring a minuscule change to what is generally accepted (and fail, but that's beside the point) are the ones that are not taking it easy.

LOL

I really need to start practicing more. This is just atrocious.

>>1218848
If you want to regard the story as being a fictional tale in the yukkuri universe, feel free to do so.

There's no need to bring your bitching into this yukkuri thread.

>>1218880
The dosuyukkuris' outer layer is quite thick, so you may want to give him a long blade too.

>>1218896
eh, the "weapons" were just doodles, you should see the lowest layer on one of the earlier pics - closed fists all over the place

>>1218895
It's a given that it's outside the accepted yukkuri universe. You accepted that with your story in the previous thread, and the matter ended there. This story and posts like >>1218456 seem to be trying to incorporate this into canon, which is utterly ridiculous and will invite opposition.


>There's no need to bring your bitching into this yukkuri thread.
So, pointing out something ridiculous is bitching now? Convenient.

If, of course, you're not the same person.

>>1218880
you're no mugenjohncel, that's for sure

Each author and reader's mind really is its own universe. We may draw on the rules and continuity from other people's creations, and there's certainly a degree of internet fandom hivemind action that goes on, but ultimately we all form our own yukkuri world in our own mind. We can accept and reject whatever we wish within the canon of our own imagination.

Trying to argue the supremacy of any person or group's imaginary world over another is a wasted effort, for no amount of argument or 'consensus' can shackle the imagination.

Take it easy and let take it easy, I say.


As for my universe? I think I'll stick with the one with the yodeling.

ALL OF YOU SHUT UP SO THAT THE WRITER CAN FINISH THE STORY, THANK YOU.

I'm sick and tired of this back and forth. "But it's not right!" "Don't Shackle the imaginations of others." "But There needs to be consistency" "it's not even canon touhou, it can be whatever we choose" Blah blah freaking dee blah blah BLAH

How about both of you shut your fucking asses, okay.

>>1219023
You're not taking it easy. Go ahead, finish it, see where it gets you.

>>1218965
Except that's really not how doujinshi work. They take an existing universe that someone else has defined (in this case, 2ch, sorta) and create their own situation. They're borrowing someone else's universe, NOT creating their own. Granted they can't perfectly treat their creation as being part of someone else's universe, but that's no excuse for them to go and say "lol i'll just make shit up if it's convenient"

>>1219031
I'm not the writer, but I still can't take it easy wi->>1219037

god dammit.

WRITE THE IMPOSSIBLE
IMAGINE THE INCONCEIVABLE
ROW ROW TAKE IT EASY

I'm sorry for being lazy, but where does this hunter story start (post)? From the looks of it, it's huge.

>>1219073
That means it has huge guts!

>>1219073
check the previous thread on the archive

>>1219089

You know how a lot of people who dislike bullying have some exception, like koyukkuris or remiryas.

I finally found mine. If doomguy were to be surrounded by huge yukkuris, want to see him do what he does best.

The Hunter woke up.
A bright light temporarily blinds him. He finds himself in the same cage, and in front of it, there are thousands upon thousands of yukkuris, all looking at the cage and its content.
The room was massive. It was larger than anything the Hunter had ever seen, included that room in the Scarlet Devil Mansion, where he had to fight an infestation of Remiryas.
Compared to this room and the number of yukkuris, that one felt like a small shack inhabited by two Wriggle-types.

"Yuyuyuyu. So it's you"
A powerful voice is heard higher than the deafening yu-ing coming from all the yukkuris in the room.

The lines of yukkuris break, leaving a path between the cage and the other side of the room. A door was there, and the main gate could be seen through it.

However, blocking the way, there was a yukkuri never seen before.

The Hunter couldn't believe his eyes. In all his years, he met and fought almost every single type of those living, head shaped manjuus. Or so he thought.

The other yukkuris fell silent. The tension was palpable, as the Yukkuri Boss of Bosses, the Mastermind behind the Mansion and, ultimately, the murder that happened there, made it way forward.

It had a long, green hair, a large blue triangular hat, and an imposing presence, something the Hunter never felt from another human, much less a yukkuri.

"I know you too well, as I know your family, yu" said the Justakkuri. Its voice was marked with power.

"You are one of the worst enemies our proud race fought. Time and time again, our attempts to expand our limits were foiled by you. Once this Mansion has gathered enough yukkuris, we will turn the roles on the humans that bullied, tortured and killed us.
And you will be the prime example of our victory over Humanity!
DROP DEAD EASY!"

Are we autosaging yet?

>>1219253
Don't think so.

142 posts and 41 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
Not even close. Bump.

>>1219338
I lold, but felt pint of guilt for that pic...

The Justakkuri inflated to many times its already considerable size.
As it opened its mouth, an ominous yellow hot ball was growing larger inside it as if a sun was being born inside the Yukkuri


Trapped as he was in the metallic cage, the Hunter knew his time was up...


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM

Dust covered the room for a second.
After the deafening blast, silence was heard for a short while, then the Yu-ing once again covered the room.

"That's the best humanity could send? We, the proud race of Yukkuris, are truly superior!" shouted the Justakkuri.
The shout was greeted with many "yu!"s "that's right easy!"s and "now we can take it easy as much as we please!"s from the surrounding yukkuris

"One day, one glorious day, we will subject the entire Humanity to this! The youkai will fear us, and we will take it easy not only in this Mansion, but everywhere we want!
The death of the Hunter is the first step! Tomorrow, we will take the second! Once the Factory is destroyed, all of Gensokyo will be forced to take it easy!"

>>1219417
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM

>>1219417

No kappa-made teleportation device?

>>1219515
You gotta wait for the WHAT A TWIST

>>1219515
You notice how there is no mention of the hunter actually being dead? I have no idea but I hope its an indication that he's still alive

>>1219483
Sorry, that was the best laser SFX I thought of.
As soon as I get a better one, I will delete that post and copypasta that part.

>>1219581
No, it's perfect. I'm just on the edge of my seat and will be heartbroken if the hunter dies.

>laser SFX

>>1219417

Finish it!

the factory CEO is Eirin Yagokoro

" 'The death of the Hunter'. I hope that's not me"
"Yu?"
The Justakkuri heard a voice near it.
It turned towards the direction of the noise, and when it found the source, its eyes lost the glance of imposing power.
Its expression changed from absolute pride to sheer terror.

It was staring at the Hunter.


"YUYUYUYUYU! HOW DID YOU ESCAPE?!" yelled the Justakkuri. The surrounding Yukkuris noticed the disturbance and adopted the same stare of fear their boss had.

"How did I escape. Well, that's an interesting story. For all your 'superiority', you didn't notice the weakened bars, or my cloaking device, or my gas mask.
You still have much to learn from humans, filthy manjuu"

Several small spheres of metal rolled towards the yukkuris.

"Too bad you will never have the chance"

The spheres released a gas made of Yukkuri Repelling Incense. It had the ability of killing yukkuris through smell, while being an excellent harmless fragance for humans.

Within five minutes, the hundreds upon hundreds of yukkuris filling the room were reduced to slumps on the floor.

The only beings still alive were the Hunter and the Justakkuri, who was put inside a Magic Nullifier Box by the Hunter, taking advantage of its shock as it saw his Grand Army melt.
That box wasn't anything special. It was a normal glass box, with several wards on it.
It was designed to prevent its contents from using any magic.

"Looks like the Factory got itself a new study object. Don't you think, manjuu?" asked the Hunter to his prey.
The Justakkuri responded with a soft "yuuuuu-". It was a shadow of its former self. The eyes lost all the glint of superiority and power, and tears cascaded from them.
It was a completely defeated yukkuri.

"I bet they are eager to meet the first yukkuri who killed a human, aren't they?"
The voice of the Hunter shoook with anger in this point.

"We shouldn't keep them waiting. Let's leave this place"
People who get too close say the screaming of the Justakkuri can be still heard in the now empty Mansion.

Within five minutes, the hundreds upon hundreds of yukkuris filling the room were reduced to slumps on the floor.

The only beings still alive were the Hunter and the Justakkuri, who was put inside a Magic Nullifier Box by the Hunter, taking advantage of its shock as it saw his Grand Army melt.
That box wasn't anything special. It was a normal glass box, with several wards on it.
It was designed to prevent its contents from using any magic.

"Looks like the Factory got itself a new study object. Don't you think, manjuu?" asked the Hunter to his prey.
The Justakkuri responded with a soft "yuuuuu-". It was a shadow of its former self. The eyes lost all the glint of superiority and power, and tears cascaded from them.
It was a completely defeated yukkuri.

"I bet they are eager to meet the first yukkuri who killed a human, aren't they?"
The voice of the Hunter shoook with anger in this point.

"We shouldn't keep them waiting. Let's leave this place"

People who get too close say the screaming of the Justakkuri can be still heard in the now empty Mansion.
The scream of denial, of fear, is still present in that place. Of denial, when it saw its masses of yukkuris melting away. Of fear, when it saw its most fierce, most powerful enemy, surviving the traps and defeating it.
The fate of the Justakkuri is unknown. People say it is still being punished in the Factory for its murders.

People still rumour about the Mansion. They now say it is haunted by ghosts.
I don't really know. I never returned to that place.

>>1219889
Truly beautiful.

As a reward, you get an infinite supply of internets.

That Hunter is a huge faggot

>>1220153
>>I'm a huge faggot

Fix'd

>>1220280
>>1219914
>>1219889

Same person

Fucking humans. I hope they all drop dead easy.

>The Hunter
OH SHIT GUYS SHE FOUND US
EMERGENCY PROCEDURES, START HIDING ALL OUR MISSILES AND ENERGY RESERVES IN RANDOM WALLS AND UNLOCK THE SAVE STATIONS

>>1220385
Wut?

>>1220487

Think Metroid.

>>1220385
BUT

BUT

TUUUBES

Hunter story saved into the Yu.doc.

I'm heading to bed right now, so I was wondering if someone would like to edit this.

2) Yu- Yu-
3) It is...
It is miiiiiiiiine!!!
(the Nobel prize)

(Here, Alice uses the first person pronoun "washi", normally only used by the elderly.)

Night anons, and take it easy.

>>1220479
That picture just gave me an erection. There is something seriously wrong with me.

Can someone tell me what fonts are being used in the translations?

wat

>>1220978

That artist is weird.

>>1219889
But then the hunter woke up, and realized he was still in the cage. and then he died as the yukkuri blew him up.

True End.

One day, a boy woke up in a forest. While brushing himself off, he was greeted by a strange floating child in a blue dress.

"I'm the strongest!" she yelled.

"Are you sure about that? You shouldn't make such claims without proper evidence to back them up. Did you consult with your neighbors to see if you are, in fact, the strongest with an unbiased survey?" the boy said.

After hearing this, the girl began foaming at the mouth and crashed to the ground. She convulsed for a few seconds and then was still, her lifeless eyes staring into space. Dismissing this as just something weird, the boy tore off one of her icicle wings and sucked on it, and pushed on further into the forest.

After a while, he felt something strange underfoot. He stepped on something incredibly soft. It was a disembodied head with white hair and a retarded grin.

"DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK," it chirped.

"Why yes, I do have a penis," said the boy. "Would you like to see it?"

The head repeated itself.

The boy pulled down his pants and exposed his massive love rod. The head's eyes glazed over, then it screamed and ran away. Having tucked his oversized fuckstick back into his pants, the boy continued into the forest. He soon came to a clearing, which was dominated by a massive head with pink hair and a stupid hat. It was so large that it dwarfed the surrounding trees. Surrounding it was more of the white haired heads.

"You scared my child!" it bellowed. "Now you die!"

The pink haired head began to inhale the white haired ones. Like a pneumatic cannon, it spat out a head with amazing force. The head impacted against a tree, smashing it into splinters. The boy barely avoided the deadly wooden rain. He dodged shot after shot, but the massive yukkuri seemed to never run out of heads to fire. The boy was starting to get tired as he stood in the remains of the forest, shattered trees and falling leaves all around. The boy began to gather up his energy. He knew he had to do something or he would die.

"Queen of ghosts, do you have enough heads inhaled?"

The giant head responded to this with a triple barrage. The boy materialized swords in his hands and threw them at the airborne heads. They were cleanly sliced in half, then they exploded. The giant yukkuri began to grow angry and started firing shots all over the place. The boy slowly advanced, making ever more swords to defeat the fusillade. Finally, the giant pink haired head seemed to have run out of heads. It jumped in the air, trying to squash the boy.

"Don't get too cocky, monster."

The boy threw thousands of swords straight up into the air, shredding the yukkuri thoroughly. It also exploded, raining a biblical flood of bean paste down on the boy. The paste went down his mouth and nose, choking him. One last white haired head hopped onto his chest. "Wake up easy!" it said, before he passed out.

"Shirou, wake up! You'll be late for school!"

The boy woke up in a cold sweat while his purple haired friend continued to shake him.

"You're a mess!" Sakura admonished him. "That's why you shouldn't sleep in the shed!"

"I had the weirdest dream. It was about giant talking heads."

"Like the band?"

"You lost me."

"Anyway, if you're not feeling good, then maybe you should stay home today and take it easy."

>>1221072

I do like where this is going

Fuck Canon, I make what I want.

Go fuck yourselves if you think I write shit for praise, I write things because I enjoy writing. I post it here because I enjoy seeing you bicker over what's canon and what isn't.

>>1221103
sugay story, aniki

Is there a rapidshare or megaupload of the original raw yukkuri stuff?

>>1221103

Awesome tale, pal.

>>1221103
Nobody will criticize you for >>1221078, because it's a whimsical story, and you're not trying to force your personal views on anyone.

>I post it here because I enjoy seeing you bicker over what's canon and what isn't.
That, however, is called trolling, you know.

>>1219889
>the first yukkuri who killed a human
As nice as that sounds, doesn't that kinda contradict the view of yukkuri as dangerous, presented earlier in the story?
>>1216429
>Unfortunately, the Factory spreaded just the opposite information. They made everybody believe that even the most inexperienced of individuals could be Yukkuri Hunters. Those individuals often receive wounds, sometimes life threatening ones. The Hunter himself was almost killed, in his youth when a DosuMarisa smashed him.
I don't buy it that they are so dangerous, often inflicting "life-threathening" injuries, and "almost killing" people, and never killed anyone.


And in >>1219185 the hunter "wakes up", but in >>1219767 it turns out he had a gas mask and wasn't asleep in the first place. So how can he wake up?
Perhaps word it differently, like, "The hunter raised his head" or opens his eyes, or use a different POV to show him supposedly waking.

The Terror of Tenko (partial translation. more to come eventually)

One day a group of Tenko (yukkuri Tenshi) descended from the Heavens and into the Magic Forest. They came upon a house of yukkurisa family. One the location was a large yukkurisa mother and several of her children. They had just finished eating lunch.

"This is Mwarissa's house! Get lost, easy!"
"Mwarissa needs to sleep now! Are you too stupid to understand?"
"Yeah! if you can't dake it eajy gwooo away!"

However, the Tenko did not react to yukkurisa's hostility the way she expected them too

"You'll punish us!? Abuse me, easy!!"

"Yu!? w..whaT!?"
Tenko approached the bewildered yukkurisa

>>1221854

Realizing how formidable the opponent is, yukkurisa backed away instinctively. This Tenko's reaction was alien to her.

"what's wrong? come and hurt me more!"

"yugu! mwommy~ I'm scarrrred!!"
"what is she! I can't dake it eajy!!
The koyukkuri are horrified at the undying Tenko
They have never seen anyone survive yukkurisa's strongest attack

"Punish me~ hurt me~"
Tenko bounced around cheerfully around Yukkurisa
However, Yukkurisa stood still and Tenko moved on to her next tactic

HURT ME MORE SNAKE, HURT ME MORE DAWG

>>1220536
Edit request, please. Fonts typically used are Wild Word, augie (for tiny ass text), and WBX Nero.

>>1222649
Our cheeks feel good easy!
(ru~b, ru~b)

Does anyone have either the original Chinese or the Japanese translations of the Yuyuko raising Marissa story?

>>1222768
>>Marissa

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>1222768
At least some of the pages are on waterducts. I didn't save them. Try around page 13

>>1222775

Is that thewaterducts.sakura.ne.jp?

Because that was really horrific. More than even /b/. Ran furry porn, Marisa getting gangbanged by a sumo wrestler and a giant cockroach, Sakuya shitting a log into a dog food bowl....

I CAN'T TAKE IT EASY THERE!

>>1222803
Use the uploader, avoid everything else.

http://thewaterducts.sakura.ne.jp/cgi-bin/up/upload.html

>Ran furry porn, Marisa getting gangbanged by a sumo wrestler and a giant cockroach, Sakuya shitting a log into a dog food bowl
Can't say I saw anything of that. I was just going on the upload section. There is some non-yukkuri stuff, but it's 95% yukkuri except for the last 10 pages or so.


Was there anything good on the other pages?

Are we auto-saging yet? If so, can someone make a new thread with the OP's links?

This appears to be their main imageboard:
VERY NSFW!!
http://thewaterducts.sakura.ne.jp/cgi-bin/bbsnote2/index.html
Thumbnail view:
http://thewaterducts.sakura.ne.jp/cgi-bin/bbsnote2/bbsnote.cgi?fc=page&mode=catalog

No, there is nothing 'good' on there.