/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm sure you could just add some obscenities.

>>12137721
Why is she so amazing?

Serve the mistress. Be her semen slave!

Speech patterns are stupid. They allow the Japanese to go "This girl is fancy, she goes da-wa" "This girl is polite, she says desu"

Putting it in English only shows how shallow it is.

>>12137733
You probably live in an inner city and have only heard guttertalk your whole life. It used to be, before the advent of t.v. and such, that people did have different ways of talking based on social stratification, region, and other differences. Polite/proper speech does still exist in some places.

You've all just been brainwashed to believe that everybody talks like a whore valley girl or a standard-allowable, generalized New England scum sucker.

Worst 2hu, she's basically an annoying, unoriginal shounen villain. At least some other 2hus are kinda unique.

>>12137741
You probably talk like an inbred, NASCAR-lovin' KKK member if you're from Alabama. I can make generalizations too.

>>12137745
Never post this image again.

>>12137753
Only if you promise to start liking a better 2hu

>>12137758
I like every 2hu.

>>12137753
honk

Being a haughty loli vampire Ojou-sama is part of her charm.


>>12137745
Don't speak I'll of Remilia Ojou-sama.

>>12138180
>I'll
Nice auto-correct, normiescum. As expected of someone with the shittest taste in 2hu and 2hu music.

>>12137721
>While Remilia has a childish/girly appearance, she speaks in a haughty 'mistress' and manly speech pattern, which is seen in her dialogues in the original Japanese. Unfortunately, most of the lines she speaks in such patterns cannot be translated into English.
Source for that?
I really need to know if you're pulling that from your ass or not.

>>12137761
Can't believe someone saved that horrible photoshop I made.

>>12138991
why is lady remi spanked by her servant?

>>12138999
It's Sakuya's job to make sure Remi acts like a Lady. If Remilia throws a tantrum, it's Sakuya's task to spank the vampire until she remembers she's a lady and not a kid.

>>12139008
So to remind Remilia that she's not a child, Sakuya spanks her like a child?
Makes sense.

>>12139018
She does it to remind her of the joy of pain that only a sophisticated lady can comprehend and enjoy.

> you will never teach Remilia the joy of pleasure found through pain

>>12137787
Remilia is Babar

>>12138991
He clearly pulled that out of his ass.
We all know the true canon is that she's childish and oftenly get spanked by her servant because that's all way better and my fetish said so.

People who say otherwise are fucking secondary.

>>12137721
She's based on feudal european fantasy.
I'm sure her formal speech can be translated.

>>12139060
Olde English, or something like that?

>>12139044
I approve Remilia being childish and often spanked by the other SDM inhabitants.
Including Koakuma.

>>12139068
>Olde English, or something like that?
Rather than the english itself I'm talking about the formality of speech.
Though olde english was actually for commoners.
After William the Bastard had invaded England, norman culture became widespread amongst the nobility.
This is the etymology of many french loanwords such as pork and beef.

But rather than english I mean mannerisms.
Ways of talking it, be it ones poise or the pace of their voice.
You see it a lot in medieval fiction.

Remilia's a sadist bitch.

>>12139114
Are you sure?

>>12139129
You don't let a friend, even a close one, spanks your little sister on her bare bottom.

>>12139129
You wouldn't let a friend's servant spanks your little sister on her bare butt.

>>12139129
You wouldn't let a total stranger burst in your home, attacking your maids, and then spank your little sister, right?


You wouldn't steal a handbag either, right? You wouldn't shoot a policeman, then steal his helmet, go to the toiler in this helmet, send it to the policeman's grieving window, and then steal it again?

Spanking is a federal crime, and should be punished with extreme severity. Like another spanking.

>>12139129
You wouldn't do any of these things, right?

Well, Remilia did.
Including shooting a policeman.

>>12139146
>send it to the policeman's grieving window
who cares, she's a window not his wife

>>12139135
>>12139141
>>12139146
>>12139150

>>12139161
Why doesn't that game work on my computer? Fucking windows, can't even play old games on it.

>>12139159
>implying windows can't cry
You ever saw an old-ass window on a wooden frame? It cries.

I wish I could be as fluffy as the Young Lady.
How does she maintain her cuddly physique? It can't be her vampiric charm, that doesn't work through pictures or across dimensions, I'm pretty sure.

>>12139191
Charisma.
'nuff said

>>12139187
I want to have her over my lap.

>>12138180
This Remilia lady sounds like a huge slut.

>>12139307
Do not meddle in the affairs of witches, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

>>12139500
How do I kill Flan?

>>12139503
You don't.

>>12139503
To kill a Flan, you must learn to think like a Flan

remilia is like 3rd best in my books.

>>12138810
I don't think autocorrect works like that faglord, go listen to Gensoh People and stop bitching.

>>12139503
With a bobby trap.

>>12139653
"ill" often does autocorrect to "I'll" on most phones.

>>12139685
>bobby

>>12139748
But I'm not posting from a phone. And the shit doesn't even have autocorrect.

>>12139794
So you're really stupid.

I want them so bad, but I can't afford them

is there even a kyouko?

>>12139748
I wish I had autocorrect, so that wouldn't happen.

Does this thread give anyone else a rager?

>>12139802
>>12139808
What the heck are you talkin' about, mate?

>>12139847
oh I posted that in the wrong thread lol.

meant to post that here
>>12091612

>>12139851
That's what I thought.

>>12139847
Wish I could do the same.

>>12137733
Speech patterns are stupid. They allow the English-speakers to go "This girl is fancy, she goes 'It has been most delightful; I do hope that we shall all have the occasion to meet once more.'" "This girl isn't fancy, she goes 'Y'all come back now.'"

Putting it in Japanese only shows how shallow it is.

>>12141603
But thats still in English baka

>>12141603
Speech patterns are stupid. They allow the French-speakers to go "Mon dieu, voilà qui va hanter mes nuits""Putain de bordel de merde, ça m'trous l'cul c'te connerie".

Putting it in English only shows how shallow that is.

Remilia Scarlet > Gordon Ramsay.

>>12145440
What's Suzuna doing here?

I want to hold remi's hand

>>12139503
running water+blessed stakes with mount horeb bush leaves+dilligent torture

no way to kill forever though

>>12139503
Like that Pixiv guy shown, by impaling her in the ass with your dick.


No, wait, that's how he killed himself.

>>12141623
Speech patterns are stupid. British example.

Snide remark.

Posting best Remilia.

>>12148625
This is a true statement.

>>12146498
They're at Reimu's.

>>12150629
Ah... she has such a pleased look on her face.

I want to amuse her with my hopeless perversity, submit myself to her and become her dog, to be humiliated and for her to take out her frustrations on me.

I want Remilia to have that look on her face when she is stomping me!


>>12148625
>>12150343
Imizu draws a pretty good Remi, but in general their characters looks a bit too masculine.

>>12150629

>>12152253
That fucking manipulative bitch kills people by drinking their blood.

She shouldn't be cute.

>>12152840
But she is a "light eater", you won't die by letting her feed herself.

Surrender your blood to the Remimi.

>>12152868
But you'll die for her sister, and then you'll be turned into a cake.

And one day, Flandre will scream "THE CAKE IS A LIE, IT'S MADE OF PEOPLE ! THE CAKE IS MADE OF PEOPLE", and Sakuya will be like "Of course it is", and Flandre will become insane. Well, more insane.

>>12153760
No, she'll be sane. Insanity is like a subtraction, a couple of them and you've got an addition.
Therefore, Flandre going insane again means she's going sane.

>>12139044
Word.

>>12137721
>>12138991
Lies, she does not speak manly at all. I checked the dialogue for EoSD. She uses 私, and often (な)の, (だ)わ and ね for sentence endings. That is all but manly.

Having said that, she does seem confident of herself.

>>12154181
Someone like her has every reason to be.

>>12154198
Yeah, it's not like she's probably the most spanked touhou.

>>12154244
If anything, Sakuya's the one being spanked. Isn't she a bit of a klutz in canon?

>>12154256
Sakuya? A klutz?
I know she once covered Marisa's ass when she busted in the library, but...

>>12154256
The fun part is that Sakuya spanking Remilia was extremely common back in the day, and recently, it was changed into Remilia spanking Sakuya.

>>12154278
Well, I don't know about being a klutz but she's definitely not as serious in canon as she is in fanon.

>>12154198

>>12137745
/thread

>>12156814
Thank you for your valued input, "LOLIpop Vampire."

>>12154181
Check the dialogue in SWR then

Remiriya is making you dinner~

>>12157328
Thanks mistress!

Remiria with lewd boots

Remiria seducing you

Remiria seducing you again

>>12157328
That artist always makes me giggle

>>12157461
Agreed, though he has been lacking on the bean department as of late

>>12157417
How sexy.

This thread had better reach the image cap

Also Remi with nail polish is best Remi

>>12157441
>>12157436
Seduced.

How many pictures of Remilia Ojou-sama have you saved so far, /jp/?. I have about 4050.

>>12158815
A thousand? I can't really devote myself to any one touhou.

>>12158815
That's a lot. Only nicely drawn fanart, I hope.

>>12159121
Of course, I manually save all my pictures.

There can't possibly be any more Touhous more sexual than Remilia

It is specifically because of that mistress attitude, that attitude of being in control, that makes it all the more satisfying when you rip her off her throne, and force her into something beyond her control.

The little sister comes up close though.

>>12159791
>There can't possibly be any more Touhous more sexual than Remilia
Nah, Flandre is outsexing Remilia.

Anyone want to share how ojou-sama affects their life irl?

>your picture contained embedded files
What the fucking fuck? Re-saved in jpg format. Hope nothing bad will happen.
>your picture contained embedded files
What is this picture's fault? That's enough. I'm putting this in whiteframe.

>>12158815
Around 400

How have you served your mistress today, /jp/?

>>12159791
I wouldn't say she's the absolute best, but you're dead on with the tearing down thing.
Not so much with Flandre, though. At her best she's an accessory to her older sister's downfall.

>>12161632
Nothing to such an effect. I do enjoy myself a lot of the fanart though.

>>12162623
I will masturbate to her tonight.
Yesterday it was Koishi's turn

Am I the only one who loves just slightly more mature-looking Remilia?
Not a tiny loli but not going overboard with the maturity either.

>>12162743
Of course not.

>>12162681
fancy looking vehicle

>>12162748
I guess I should chalk it up to personal preference (not that I dislike loli in any way), but I just feel it fits Remilia more, even though I know that it isn't canon and that the contrast between her size and personality is part of her charm.

>>12162743
Sure, I like her the best when she's looking slightly older than canon, myself.

>>12137721
Write a couple example sentences of that way of speaking in english.

>>12161632
The thought of serving her in the afterlife keeps me alive, so I can use the time I have here to become worthy of her love.

I like to whistle SftDP when I'm alone.


>>12162623
I cleaned her fumo and the place where she stands.


>>12162743
Cute and haughty Remilia is the best Remilia.

Aozora market does my favorite proportions of remilia. The large wings with the small body are wonderful.

>>12162795
Looks alright, indeed.

>>12163018

>>12162795
I'm tackling my opinion right into yours.

>>12163057
Forgot pic.

>>12163018
What's the damn deal with these spaking spam on /jp/ lately?

>>12163079
It's the fetish of the month. Before that, it was eating, I think. Just hope the next one isn't diapers.

>>12163086
i hope it's gonna be 2hubellies

>>12163006
>They just let it out to dry without washing it
Disgusting

>>12163086
I'm hoping for something less weird. Like bondage.

>>12139135
>implying pache could deal that sort of redness on flan
I might be flanderizing here but dammit don't mess with my headcanon

>>12163006
Can these really be called 4komas? It seems to me that both of them require the other to correctly throw the punchline by the eigth panel, in such a way that they do not follow the fixed 4koma pattern of humour.

>>12163097
I'm with you on that one

>>12163079
The number of available pictures reached a critical mass.

Personally I stick to the /d/ thread ever since discovering it, but if someone wants to post it on /jp/, you have no reason to complain. Not with all those other SFW erotica imagedumps around.

>>12164121
RemiliaxSakuya > SakuyaxRemilia.

>>12164121
Ha, there's a thread on /d/, okay. I looked all over /h/ and couldn't find anything.

>>12139044
That man says the truth. Listne to him.

>>12162643
Same artist

>>12137745
That's strange, since Vampires were not a big thing in Japan at the time of Remilia. There were a few, like JoJo's Bizzare Adventure, but none of them wre really full out Western Vampires with wings and such.

For Japan Remi's different. For us Westerners, she's a female Dracula with a crazy sister.

>>12168593
But she's not even weak those things that western vampires are. All her weaknesses are Japanese.

>>12168593
It's the first time I hear of western vampires having wings. Or did I misunderstand your post?

>>12168615
Then I take it that you never played Warhammer.

Through to be honest, they are really like. Most often, they just turn into bats, they don't keep the wings.

Remi is in trouble!

>>12170362
Fakest box

>>12170362
There is no escape.

>>12168593
The vampires (and Count Dracula) are well known in Japan, too, as well as the mummies, the werewolves, and the zombies.
Now if it's something from Cthulhu, Conan the Barbarian, or Warhammer 40k, it's obscure, and likely more so than in the West.

>>12170732
Warhammer is somewhat known by Japanese otaku. I've seen a couple of references over the years that I'm sure were native Japanese. Even a couple of them on pixiv.

>>12170743
Tabletop games like WH or DnD have very few players in Japan. Trading card game, on the other hand, has quite a bit of following so it won't be hard to find a Magic the Gathering player. Cthulhu mythos is the one actually semi-famous among otakus, maybe because Final Fantasy and Shin Megami Tensei and the like rip off from it.

>>12170789
Tabletop has a hardcore following in Japan. Small, but hardcore. They might not play Warhammer or 40K, but they probably know about it, since a lot of native Japanese-developed tabletop draws heavily from Western tabletop, including pen and paper.

>>12170812
Why is this so fucking good?

>>12172602
That's just the charisma of the mistress.

>>12173079
Good shit

>>12139194
I want her on my face.

Does Remi smother nerds out of sadistic excitement or simple disdain?

>>12173409
You'll get a tattoo of Milady on your face?, such dedication.

Because, god forbid, that you were suggesting something among the lines of her resting her naked, petite, silky smooth, soft and perfumed bottom on your face!.

>>12173462
Wandering around the mansion can become tiresome, I'm certain. Why do lewd overtones have to accompany what is a simple desire to ameliorate a wearied Mistress?

>>12173511
10/10 would definitely spank with a cricket bat

>>12173758
But that would hurt!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0C1MqsB1MTv

Mistress who can't be honest with her feelings is too cute.

>>12174473
Is that from the dokidoki soundtrack?

>>12174516
Yes, but, from レミ恋
Remilia didn't have a DDD (yet), except for the double one with Flan.

>>12174357
That's the goal.

>>12174596
Why would you bully the mistress?

>>12174764
Because she's cute when she's crying.

>>12174921
Be careful, bullying the Mistress is dangerous.

Holy shit how do I clear this without using items.

>>12174764
Because there's nothing is better than teasing the person you love.

>>12174961
Don't get hit.

>>12174961
I assume it's deterministic, like most of her spellcards and the similar Yukari ones. So, you do a lot of trial and error and memorize it.

>>12174764
Because I like seeing Remilia getting spanked like a little girl, especially after all that "I'm a lady" bullshit she constantly pulls.

>all I fucking asked You to do was watch her for 5 minutes while I was gone /jp/

>>12178525
Stupid kindergarten youkai. She deserved to be crying. That are my feelings about her after reading SSiB.

>>12178667
go away ddyk

I need pictures similar to this one

>>12181351
or this one

>>12178667
>>12179682
A crying Remi is fine too.

>>12181361
don't tell me you agree with >>12178667
he's a faggot

>>12174961
Using the game's built-in timestop function, therewith proving beyond any doubt that Sakuya, for one, can beat Remilia if she needs to. Because someone has to keep the children in check.

>>12181844
but who keeps Sakuya in check?

I believe that one day I will be nobly commanded by Remilia.

Remilia is not good with spicy things.

>>12184942
I want to caress Remi's demon wings

>>12184829
Thank you for posting this, I haven't checked karaagetarou works in while.

Time to drown all our shitty worldly problems in cute drawings of Milady.

>>12182250
Patchouli of course.

>>12184979
But they're the most sensitive part of her body!

>>12186340
>the point
.
.
>your head

Would you play videogames with remi?

>>12189159
Would she even enjoy them?

She'd probably get bored of most of them pretty quick

Do you think she'd want a human boyfriend?

She must be lonely after 500 years, even with her mansion friends

>>12186340
Even better.

お知りペンペン

>>12189166
In my headcanon almost everyone in Gensokyo plays monhan for one reason or another, and Remi is no different.

>>12189280
スパンキング

>>12189309
What weapon does Milady use?.

>Gungnir Lance (333 - 666(VAMP))

So what does remi say during her bondage sessions?

>>12189778
Mmmph.

>>12189778
"MMMMMMMMMMM !"

>>12137721
Her speech patterns aren't manly, but aren't childish, either. She speaks in a forceful, confident way, giving orders to almost everybody.

>>12162795
This is her canonical proportion, too. I get pissed by artists who draw her with mini-wings.

"She's short and looks as a little girl under the age of ten, but she has wings with a span wider than her height, and by looking at her silhouette, she may seem quite large." -- Hieda no Akyuu

>>12192958
I want Remi to embrace me with her wings.

>>12193014
Lots of artists draw Remilia's wings as if they were props. There are painfully few art of her wings as living parts of her.

>>12193036
Same thing with cat ears. It's not often I see them being anything else than a plastic prop.

>>12189778
Mostly taunts about what a loser I am and how she can't believe that I'm enjoying such a thing

>>12193424
i don't get this blood-losing thing in japanese media, do japanese people all have health issues or diseases that causes this?

>>12193442
Nasal ejaculation.

>>12189784
That would b your line, anon.

>>12193442
Yes, it's Japanese Cold. Cured by fixed daily dose of medicine.

>>12193442
It means sexual arousal. Kinda like showing an erection.

>>12141603
Nothing wrong with saying "Y'all come back now"
Its still being polite, no matter the phrase. Albeit not FANCY, I'd hate to think there are people that don't consider that polite.

>>12182250
They watch after each other.
Remi likes to brag, and lies about how great she is. Sakuya wouldn't be a good maid if she didn't punish Remi for her wrong doings. She's only doing it because it needs to be done.
On the other hand, Sakuya is precious to Remilia, and Remi needs to show Sakuya whos in charge, and what better way to show affections than through discipline? Smacking Sakuya's plump ass, leaving a little red mark on it, then grabbing it and holding it tenderly, making sure Sakuya knows she's Remi's.

>>12194888
And while they're spanking each other, Meiling and Flandre are playing in the garden.

Spanking is pretty common. It's not surprising Remilia get her ass beaten once in a while.

/r/ Remilia feet

>>12194943

/r/ Remilia butt

>>12194964

>>12194966
>>12194968
>>12194969
I wish I could beat her ass with a carpet beater while she's bending over the table.

/r/ remilia wholesome cute

>>12194971

>>12194971
She's cute when she's trying to act tough.

>>12192958
>looks as a little girl under the age of ten
That's terrible. Why would you want that?

>>12195036
Ten is the perfect age to be spanked by a mother-like figure. Like Keine, or Sakuya.

>>12195279
Keine and Sakuya are more like teacher and governess-like figures. Which, incidentally, works even better.

>>12195036
I love the idea of a scrawny child like Remilia being one of the high powers of Gensokyo delicious.

Picture kind of related.

>>12195481
I like how the crown prince gets cut off

>>12195541
My penis would explode in that situation.

Some of you guys save really terrible art

>>12195592
Hot as HECK, dude.

>>12195292
I wasn't aware governesses were allowed to hit the kids they're taking care of.

>>12195785
They can if they're little shits.

>>12193448
That's what she thought too.

>>12195598
my thoughts exactly

>>12195816
First time I hear of that.
No joke.

Geriatric vampire attack

The Remimi sexualization rate has alarmingly increased in the latest posts.

>>12196032
I don't think I've made a single post about Remilia without sexualizing her in some way. It's not my fault. Is there even a single part about her that isn't sexually appealing?

>>12196032
If you're not sexualizing her, you're doing it wrong.

>>12195481
>>12195279
But below ten she'd be lacking sexy features.

>>12196544
>implying

>>12196673
Implying what? Do you find featureless prepubescent bodies sexy? I bet you want to fuck little boys.

>>12196714
The mistress is perfect like this.

>>12197045
>perfect
>not crying while her ass is being beaten with her own hairbrush

>>12196078
>>12196048
Yes, it is true that Milady is inherently sexual.

But as her future servants, losing one's composure cannot be afforded, not even when in front of the seductive sight of her exposed body.

It doesn't matter how strong may the impulse of pining her down to the floor and madly twirling your tongue inside her navel may be, one must appear dignified at all times and control our inner beast.

>>12198966
Is secretly masturbating to her to keep your urges under control allowed?

>>12198966
No matter how arousing she may be, I can assure you that I our relationship, and therefor my actions, can only be platonic. I won't lie with a corpse.

>>12198981
As long as you keep it to yourself. Don't start stealing her undergarments or anything.

She is perfect

>>12199069
Is it stealing if you use them on a direct path between her bin for dirty garments and the laundry room?

Remilia is cute.

>>12197045
This picture gave me a warm feeling in several places.
Thank you kindly.

>>12199042
Undead are a very popular kind of monster-girl but I have absolutely no idea of how people would actually react next to magically animated corpses. Would they trigger the uncanny valley reaction?

I imagine that Remilia and Flandre don't breathe. They still inspire to get air when they want to talk, but seeing them sleeping perfectly motionless should be very unsettling.

>>12199519
Lying with a vampire would be pretty neat. You bring the warmth they crave, your pulse and breathing serving as a powerful nostalgia.

Calming and comforting such a creature...what a feeling that must be. Humanity is the undeads ideal hug pillow.

>>12199699
This guy gets it.

I'd love to become Remi's living hot water bottle!