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fuk u

My girlfriend cant be this autistic!

I would be pretty happy if something like that happened to me with a cute girl like Alice

>>12162050
she broke your phone dude

Replied because I love you Alice!

>>12162067
What's the point of having a phone in Gensokyo anyway? You couldn't call any of the other 2hus unless there's some kind of cell tower, and if it connected to the outside world you would only be able to talk to non-2hus, and who wants that?

>>12162072
But there's actually a radio tower in there, pretty broken but it does exist.

I'm not your property, bitch.

>>12162138
You're right. It hardly looks like it would work, though.

>>12162142
I'm pretty sure that i can make it work, if there's an energy source to keep it working then it's easy

>>12162072
>What's the point of having a phone in Gensokyo anyway?

Is this some sort of joke?

Is this what they call ``trolling''?

>>12162039
y-you too!

Dominant Alice is best Alice.

>>12162168
I like this version better because of the implications the ring on Alice's hand has.

>>12162168
>>12162178
Translate them, weebs.

>>12162181
something something something special feeling something something

>>12162182
I prefer submissive, small-chested Alice and dominant, large-chested Marisa.

>>12162181
its on danbooru genius

Manipulative and controlling suits a puppetmaster.

>>12162141
so epic jojo you sir are a god *tips fedora* btw jojo is NOT GAY XD

>>12162185
Fucking hell, I meant to reply to >>12162168

>>12162188

Are you okay, Anon?

>>12162168
>>12162178
Gay Alice is the worst Alice

>>12162205
I self-insert as Marisa, so she has to be gay or else I can't be with her.

>>12162067
No one calls me anyway.

>>12162215
Why don't you self-insert as Rinnosuke then. Rinnosuke and Alice pretty much live in the same forest.

>>12162227

>>12162230

>cheating
That would require actually being able to get into someone's pants in he first place.

>>12162227
Because they don't hang out nearly as much canonically and why would I want to self-insert as a male?
I'm already a guy, if I'm gonna self-insert I'd rather imagine what it'd be like to be a girl.

And you say they pretty much live in the same forest but so does Alice and Marisa.

>>12162039
You can break my phone anytime you want Alice, I love you! I won't talk to anyone else ever! Let's be together forever!

I wish this would actually happen....

>>12162235
boys wear pants too you know

>>12162039
While I'm glad you love me that much, I had put my collection of images and audio recordings of you on the phone.
That was the only reason I needed one in the first place, so I could have you with me wherever I go.

>>12162239

>Because they don't hang out nearly as much canonically
Anon, we're talking about fanon. There's no merit to bringing in canon now when you're forcing yourself to imagine Alice being gay. I presented you with a new option, which is self-inserting as Rinnosuke. That way you don't have to force yourself to imagine Alice being gay.

As in, she doesn't have to be gay for you to be with her since you can self insert as a guy.

>why would I want to self-insert as a male?
I'm already a guy, if I'm gonna self-insert I'd rather imagine what it'd be like to be a girl.

You specifically said "she has to be gay or else I can't be with her" as if saying Marisa is the only choice.
But now you're really just saying she had to be gay because you're a yurishitter. You CAN be with her some other way, but you're limiting yourself to being Marisa.

I'm just saying it's wrong to say "she has to be gay or else I can't be with her."

>>12162198
>2011+3
>thinking jojo is gay

JoJo Is Not Gay

>>12162288
>But now you're really just saying she had to be gay because you're a yurishitter
No, I'm saying she has to be gay because I have no interest in self-inserting as a guy. So little interest in fact that it didn't even cross my mind as a possibility.

I would be fine if I could just hang out with her as friends, but what I'm saying is for there to be a romantic relationship of some kind she'd have to be gay because I will not self-insert as a male under any circumstances.

>>12162267
It makes no difference.

All I'm saying is that you'd need at least one more "predatory" girl to to even start something.

Kinda hard to cheat when you've never been with anyone.

>>12162215
I self-insert as Alice so I can be with Marisa.

>>12162801
I think we might have a common interest here.

>>12162818
Seems that way.

>>12162818
That's cute. You two should talk.

/jp/: connecting people

>>12162944
I-I would but I wouldn't know how to contact him or how it would end up going.

>>12162948
Just ask him faggot, what do you have to lose?
You have no reputation so you can be a stupid lonely boyfriendsearching wannabe normie faggot.

I am not yours, I belong to another.

>>12162950
Exactly. You're more likely to get along with a fellow /jp/sie anyways.

I want alice to bully me

>>12162969
Sexually?

>>12162950
>>12162954
I would like to but I don't even know if he's still in this thread.

>>12163066
Just leave your throwaway email addres for him to email you

HOLY SHIT YOU TWO, KISS ALREADY

>>12163066
>>12163072
This tension is getting ridiculous

>>12163072
>>12163093
Fuck off, homosexuality should be shunned, not encouraged.

>>12163100
Fuck you.

>>12163100
Homosexuality is shunned, but love is encouraged

>>12163100
It's just friendship.

>>12163013
In every way, I want her to hit me and call me a masochist cake boy and tell me that I don't deserve any better.

>>12163184
I think you're projecting a little here.

>>12163253
He may be, but he's not alone in his desires.

>>12163253
It's not projecting if you point it out in yourself.

>>12162039
I am terrified that an inhuman abomination in the shape of a woman is that interested in me romantically.

>>12163263
This is true.
I also don't know what a cake boy is, but I wouldn't mind if Alice called me a masochist cake boy, though she doesn't seem like that kind of girl. She's scary but not in that kind of way.

>>12163271
>an inhuman abomination in the shape of a woman is that interested in me romantically
That's my fetish

>>12163276
Xelvys imitation girls, for your consideration.
http://exhentai.org/g/698006/df5d31ebd5/

>>12163288
That was so sweet.

>>12163066
I'm back now.

>>12163274
On the surface she's really shy and demure but I bet if you dig down a bit she's actually super sadistic and gets off on humiliating submissive /jp/sies.

>>12163419
I really don't think it'd be as friendly as just humiliation. There's something much more sinister going on, I'm sure of it.

>>12163444
She desires control, using a demure shy girl act to lure victims to her web of deceit and lies, where she verbally abuses and dominates them, directing their very lives to her own insidious ends

>>12163478
I was thinking more along the lines of evil puppet themed witchcraft, such as hexing me to become a puppet.
But not in a really cute way, in a really evil, scary way.

>>12163487
I was implying that, only that her magic is more subtle, replacing your will with her's without you even knowing

>>12162072
I cant remember which one, but iirc in one of the canon touhou mangas a cell/radio tower appears in the magic forrest temporarily. so i gues its possible

>>12163478
>>12163493
I bet being Alice's puppet has that same kind of strange sense of zen that being a heroin addict has. You no longer care about earthly desires or petty things, just getting more heroin or making sure her will is fulfilled. I bet it's nice.

>>12163606
I think you wouldn't even know she was controlling you

>>12163606
I hope those aren't the ones she uses for bombs.

>>12163624
What, you don't want to explode in a most glorious fashion for your dear Alice?

>>12163621
what if she's actually controlling Marisa

>>12163644
A domestic model would suit me better. Brush her hair, bring her coffee, dust hard to reach corners, bow to visitors as they cross the foyer.

A simple, pure existence.

>>12163652
Making her is steal a front to cover up the fact she is controlling Marisa to find her "something".

Sure, but the same goes for you. I'll fucking kill you if you cheat on me.

>>12163833
>killing a daemon
go home Kratos

>>12163847

I'm not angry enough to be Kratos. I'm just edgy.

>>12163872
Does that many you donte then

>>12163873

Close.

>>12163355
And I'm back now too.

You wake up and you suddenly became Mystia. How would you proceed?

>>12164453
kill myself for being worst 2hu and hope I am reincarnated as Alice

Sometimes I would love a yandere gf because they are so attached and will never cheat

tfw no yandere gf...

>>12164453
Run to the human village and get gangbanged by faceless muscular men until I pass out.

>>12164468
That artist actually draws men with faces.

>>12164484
I don't care as long as they're muscular and well endorsed.

>>12164484
But he also draws the best legs and puffy vulvas.

>>12163606
This sounds like a pleasant means of living, honestly

>>12164468
>>12164542

Wait, what ? THAT is a vulva ? Not a magnificent penis ?

>>12164601
Exactly. Nice, fat mons and not a penis, you fucking homo.

>>12164453

Feed on human blood and gain greater power to remove human kebabs from serbirdian gensokyo. And also be a submissive alcoholic and depressed submissive girl to my tengu girlfriends that abuses me.

Sadly it's my fetish.

>>12164609

You don't know how much better it is to suck a dick over licking a pussy. (A girly cute boy's dick of course)

>>12164633
Stop hetero-shaming me, faggot.

>>12164635

I'm not hetero shaming you (cis-scum). I'm just teaching you the basics of good tastes and proper behavior.

>>12164641
Keep spewing your deranged gobbledygook. Maybe some homo hears your mating call.

>no yandere autistic gf to cuddle all the time
;_;
Why do people think yandere is scary? If you don't flirt with anyone else then it'll be fine.

>>12164674
>If you don't flirt with anyone else then it'll be fine.
Oh you sorry fool. It will never be fine.

>>12164648
That's a cute nutsack.

>>12164648
Why do people like art like this? Her ass looks like a newly waxed car.

>>12162039
But we aren't even dating. Please pay for my broken phone and get out of my house.

>>12163419
>she's actually super sadistic and gets off on humiliating submissive /jp/sies.

>>12164384
You need to be more aggressive if you want to be Marisa.

>>12163271
A skinwalker?

>>12165770
But that's another reason why I want to be Marisa so badly. To be more forward and aggressive.

>>12163253
You don't know what projecting means, do you?

If I walked into Alice's house with all my clothes torn and dirty, do you think she'd loan me clothes and dress me up as a cute girl?

>>12165950
Please reply.

>>12165975
I wonder if they'd smell like her.

>>12165982
Probably, I'd just sink into the warm and sweet smell and as she offers to do my hair and dress me up.

>>12166000
I'd rather just smell her clothes. I don't need to be dressed up.
>>12166016
I'd really like a hug.

>>12166019
Why not?

>>12166023
Because undressing her would be more fun. I don't want to dress like Alice.

>>12166049
Don't do it. It could be laced. Her eyes say it all.

>>12166049
*Eats it*

>>12165856
That's not going to happen on its own.

>>12162153
I want to sexually harrass Hatate over the phone!

>>12166049
*places testicles on spoon*

>>12166064
Dude its just one of those red bean jellies, don't be a bitch, eat it

>>12164453

chirp
chirp
eat
chirp

>>12166116
Alice pls. Why do your eyes look so tired and baggy?

>>12166123
She was up all night watching you sleep.

>>12165831
A Youkai. An overblown nightmare that needs to be cleansed from this and any world

>>12166049
Is that old gateau?
I'd eat it
>implying I have a choice

>>12166142
Anybody who wouldn't is incredibly rude.

>>12166137
At least that's a little more loving than creepy.

>>12163875
horrifying

>>12162223
I'll call you, dude, what's your number?

Does anyone have pictures of Alice dressing herself or dolling up other people? I'd love those if you have any.

>>12166570
This has piqued my curiosity.

>>12162039
I want to marry you, Alice.

>>12166138
He who fights monster.

>>12162039
who the f**k still has a flip phone?

Alice has terrible tastes in men but what can you expect from worst 2hu?

>>12166138
Eh, magicians don't eat humans, many others on the other hand...

>>12171849
flip phones are for people who don't need apps.

>>12171849
You can't be cool with a smartphone.

>>12171876
Wearing boots inside? Alice sure is a pleb.

>>12171890
Those boots, like the rest of her clothes, are part of her body.

>>12162039
I want to have sex with Alice
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm22455278

>>12172202
Reminder that Jews ruined Oculus Rift

>>12171890
She's getting stinky feet just for her boyfriend. She's a good girlfriend!

>>12172244
actually a specific Jew, but hey.

>>12172400
I want to sniff Alice's feet so hard.

>>12172400
Now I want to see Marisa come out of the closet to Alice, only to get rejected due to the latter being straight and already being in a relationship

>>12162072
My mom will be worried if I don't call her occasionally.

>>12171890
I want to worship Alice's boots.

>>12175434
>boots
Silly anon. The real prize is inside and stinky.

Alice is a girl!

>>12173452

That wouldn't be good at all. Do you not like Marisa?

>>12181193
I thought that was pretty obvious. Are there doujins that feature Alice as a non-girl?

>>12187420
You'd be surprised. The internet is a wonderful place.

>>12190806
Enlighten me. I can't find any.

>>12190820
Do girls with dicks count as non-girls? Or are you looking for something more concrete?

>>12187420
There's one where she impregnates Reimu and Remilia.

It's kind of hot... I guess...

>>12182224
I prefer Alice, besides, Marisa tears are delicious.

>>12194248
No they don't. And I don't know of any ero examples.

Its ok Alice i would never cheat on you with a flip phone.