/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12146605
I like to think that there's an exclusive list of hostnames that are ban on sight that I happen to be on. I feel accomplished.

>>12146681
how is wanting to fuck a cute loli pathetic

My loli gf is next to me right now shes watching youtube videos on laptop

>>12146635
>2D sexual

One of my favorite /a/ memes

People who like 2D lolis but pretend not to like real lolis are the worst.

>>12146681,5

Real is nice as long as they are properly clothed in cute clothes.People who like 3DCP should be killed.

>>12146681,6
Edgy.

Captcha: and edgedoci

Real children are more often disgusting than not and their behaviour and personalities are complete shit unlike my fictional and always cute 2D lolis.

>>12146681,5
They're /a/ subhumans who think pedophilia is morally wrong.

>>12146681,9
Reminder that there are people on the W right now who unironically think that pedophilia is wrong

>>12146681,10
How do you know? Do you just assume? Because that's stupid.

>>12146681,11
Im obviously based on the board's posts themselves silly dude

>>12146681,12
I have the feeling that you think child abuse=pedophilia.

>>12146681,13
It's not child abuse if the girl consents

>>12146681,9
I'm an /a/ subhuman and I'm only interested in 2D personally, but I don't think pedophilia is morally wrong.

>>12146681,14
Children can't really consent because they're fucking stupid and can be easily manipulated.

>>12146681,16
I guess we should ban heterosexual marriage then

>>12146681,5
How is it weird? They look completely different.

>>12146681,18
fuck off /a/

Pedo memers at it again.

someone make a new loli thread

I watched The Hunt the other day and it reminded me of loli threads.

I like 2D and 3D but I'm just a masturbator so what do I know. You guys get oddly philosophical with your porn habits

>>12146681,22
seems like normal pedo hysterics to me

>>12146681,23
where my teenbros at

>>12146681,25
i am 13 years old

i want to fuck sayaka

>>12146681,25
16 reporting in

>>12146681,25
Sorry, I turned 20 a month ago.

I was at a water park the other day and there were so many cute lolis.

Why don't lolis have boundaries regarding the personal space of others? Is it because they don't have a fully developed theory of mind? I was waiting in line for one of the rides and a loli kept bumping up against me. She didn't even seem embarrassed at all, nor did she really even take note of it. I was just like a furniture fixture to be used by this loli for whatever she pleased.

>>12146681,30
>I was just like a furniture fixture to be used by this loli for whatever she pleased.

sound HELLa f*ckin' lewd

>>12146681,30
Lolis aren't self-conscious

>>12146681,32
That's only true for the younger lolis. 4th grade and up, they are more like human beings.

>>12146635
Fuck off /a/. There's nothing wrong with pedophilia.

>>12146681,30
They are unable to understand any point of view besides their own, their brains aren't fully developed and can only see the world through their own eyes.

This may be why emotionally stunted manchildren want to fuck them so badly, as they are the same way.

>>12146681,5
Why?

>>12146681,5
yeah it's really sad that these /a/ kids are so brainwashed and normal they actually believe pedophilia is wrong, so they make up imaginary things like 2Dsexual so they can like lolis without feeling bad.

so sad

>>12146681,35
>They are unable to understand any point of view besides their own, their brains aren't fully developed and can only see the world through their own eyes.

Unless they have autism, they should already know about other people's point of views.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sally%E2%80%93Anne_test

>>12146681,37
Have you considered that they might simply not like 3D lolis?

>>12146681,39
Because anime tends to be realistically drawn bodies, it makes no sense. Unless you actually get turned on by the huge alien eyes and not the body.

>>12146681,39
You either like childlike features or you don't. It's just moralistic bullshit so they don't have to feel bad. If they personally don't like 3D lolis, fine, but it doesn't mean they aren't pedophiles.

There's nothing wrong with pedophilia.

>>12146681,41
Especially considering that being turned on by a fully developed woman clutching a teddy bear is considered pedophilia. Anything generally associated with children, too.

>>12146681,40
It does make sense, there are clearly characteristics of anime drawings that make it different from real ones, otherwise there would be no reason for 2D pornography to exist.

>>12146681,43
-artistic expression
-easier than getting a whore to have sex for you on camera
-you don't have to pay for guys either, or camera crew, or anything else but art supplies
-you can do kids without being arrested
-the main reason artists do porn is because people commission it and artists need to eat
-under your logic, nobody would do photo-realistic artwork because you can just buy a camera and that's blatantly wrong

>>12146681,44
You're forgetting the main reason and that is that there's clearly a demand for 2D pornography which wouldn't be there if people didn't care about differences between 2D and 3D porn.

>under your logic, nobody would do photo-realistic artwork because you can just buy a camera and that's blatantly wrong

No, photo-realistic artwork is still different from camera pictures.

>>12146681,43
Anime is just idealized, larger heads, bigger eyes, puffy vulvas. So of course there's a demand.

Doesn't mean it's a different sexuality, dumbfuck /a/ trash.

>>12146681,46
I don't see why it can't be one.

>>12146681,47
>I only like jacking off to the thought of sucking off large muscled 2D men and having them cum down my throat. I'm not gay, I'm 2Dsexual

this is how you sound

>>12146681,48
Well, what's wrong with it?

I could be a gay 2Dsexual.

>>12146681,49
>Well, what's wrong with it?
Gay doesn't imply "3D". You can't be "gay 2Dsexual" because you will never see anyone claiming they are "gay 3Dsexual".

>>12146681,50
So, if you don't see anyone claiming they don't like bestiality, I can't be a bestiality lover?

>>12146681,51
You are missing the point.

>>12146681,52
I'm not. What if I'm gay for male animal? Normally people assume that you're gay for normal persons when they say that they're gay. Nobody claims that they're gay for people, but that doesn't mean that you can't be gay for animals.

are these /a/ kids being serious or

I am a proud pe2Dosexual :)

whats so good about elementary schoolers anyway lol

>>12146681,55
I just googled this and it looks like no one ever said it before. Could this be the birth of an epic new meme?

>>12146681,30
I always assumed lolis didn't respect personal space because personal space is something that is learned, similar to manners. The fact that lolis always enjoy being close to other people seems to signal that being close to other people is natural, or at least more natural than a concept like personal space.

>>12146681,58
Why did we invent an unnatural concept?

>>12146681,59
Consent is an unnatural concept as well, but we invented it to prevent low status males from acquiring mates and ruining the gene pool.

I'm afraid of my loli cousins choking to death. I almost choked to death a few times and now I'm very careful with what I eat. But I can't protect my loli cousins. Any tips? I'm really scared!

>>12146681,61
This sounds like something that happened to my youngest cousin when she was 6. She had seen something on TV about someone choking and thought she could choke too. She started to chew her food so thoroughly that it took her an hour and a half to eat a toasted cheese sandwhich and she lost 10 pounds which, at 6, is huge. Anyway, her mom made an appointment with her pcp who referred her to a child psychologist. They went to the first appointment and never went back. That lady should have been the one seeing a psychologist, lol.

I just ended up talking to my cousin about what she saw on TV and how sometimes your mind can make you think things are going to happen when realistically they probably won't. I talked about how many people there are in the world and how out of ALL those people hardly anyone ever dies because they choked. And we talked about what she should do if she did choke. Of course I kept this on her level. I really feel it was, in her case, a form of OCD. Might that be your case too?

>>12146681,59
People make stupid social stuff all the time. In the US it can be rude to not greet someone properly, or to not hold open the door, or to not make smalltalk with certain people, or to not tip, and of course it can also rude to be in someone's personal space.

Even weirder I think is that in some countries simply looking at someone in their eyes is just about the same as physically touching that person. That's odd.

>>12146681,61
Offer to prew-chew their food for them

why are kids so fuckable??

>>12146681,65
you are mentally ill

>>12146681,66
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The fact that lolis depend on their parents to survive and would drown in their own waste if they were left alone for a week is just mindblowing.

Even the most prideful and respected loli in your class would suffer that humiliating fate if her parents decided she's old enough to be left alone for a week. Wouldn't you have loved to know this interesting piece of trivia as a kid and masturbate to the fact that your classmate is not as mature and awesome as everyone thinks she is?

Maybe she wouldn't bathe in an entire week because she doesn't feel like it. And her breath would smell embarrassingly bad because she didn't brush her teeth. And it would be arousing because it would prove that she is in fact human even if she is really, really cute and the idea of her pooping somehow doesn't feel realistic at all.

I mean, think about the cute as fuck loli classmates you were so afraid to interact with. Don't they seem like a bunch of fools now that you look at them from an adult perspective? They do stupid things, they have long conversations about completely retarded shit and do lewd stuff that would appeal to fetishists without realizing it because they don't even imagine that things like fetishes could exist.

It's kind of like you are degrading and therefore humiliating them just by thinking about them with a mature mind. It's like their very existence is embarrassing and pathetic, worthy of a good laugh.

For 10 years now I've been living with a secret (or more accurately, a lie) and I've decided this situation cannot continue. I am forced to deny an integral part of myself to friends and family, if it was widely known, I would be unemployable, most women would turn away in disgust at the thought of romance, I would be unable to see many of my relatives and also be perpetually vulnerable to physical assault. I am a girl-lover - what you would call a pedophile. I am sexually attracted to girls from 5 years old (occasionally as young as 3), with the ages of about 8-9 being preferred. For what it's worth, I am attracted to adult women also. I refuse to cope with the secrets and lies that this aspect of my life requires; together with a desire to do some good for those in my situation I have made a plan for ACTION - I have identified a list of people who represent the clearest danger to child-lovers this nation; they are members of the judiciary, individual "vigilantes", particular journalists et cetera. All of the names on this list have caused terrible harm to "my people". They are the targets, I have weapons and the skill and the will to use them. I go forward with this work in the hope that others will follow - may our enemies soon know fear to moderate their hate, I do not hope to survive long once embarking on this path but do not pity me - making this decision has given me hope and purpose that a hidden life would never have provided. Farewell, and when you learn of my fate do not mourn me but rather celebrate what I am about to do.

http://thedirty.com/2013/10/proof-he-is-a-pedo/

>YOU’RE CHILDREN ARE NOT SAFE!

http://tanasinn.info/wiki/Kopipe:Paedophilia

What the hell is this? A bunch of pastas?

>>12146681,71
Are you fucking serious? Go back to /a/ low-level dweeb.

>>12146681,68
>The fact that lolis depend on their parents to survive and would drown in their own waste if they were left alone for a week is just mindblowing.

They tend to be more resourceful than that.

>>12146681,73
Please elaborate. I want to know more about them.

>>12146681,72
I am disgusted and apalled at the idea of sickos like you writing awful pedo pastas

I think the physical appeal of lolis comes from the fragility of their bodies

>>12146681,74
In poorer nations they are tons of abandoned children wondering the streets.

>>12146681,76
They have cute faces and lewd butts. That's all they need to be physically attractive. Most of the appeal comes from their innocence and naughtiness. And they look so clean and pure, as if they don't get dirty and sweaty as easily as adults.

Can lolis ride two horses with only one ass? Do lolis ever use this expression? Has anyone ever said this to a loli? Lewd!!

>>12146681,78
What about all the other parts? I find them sexier than just the butt and face.

The fact that lolies can get fucked and enjoy it is just mindblowing.
They look so young and innocent, but they enjoy being penetrated by a penis, and they'll even orgasm, squirt and roll their eyes back.
There is probably a loli being fucked somewhere right now! Lewd!

>>12146681,80
What parts? I think the butt is the best part of a girl. Only a full bush can even come close, but lolis obviously don't have access to that.

>>12146681,81
I can't stand to watch a loli get fucked or even do anything remotely lewd. It's like watching a guy drinking himself to death. They are having a good time but their lives will be ruined by cirrhosis/society.

I enjoy it, but I can't help but feel sad.

>>12146681,79
The fact that lolis can understand that expression is just mindblowing. They may not understand what it means by themselves, but they understand what you are saying. They think "I only have one ass, so I obviously can't ride two horses at the same time". They are aware that they have an ass! They talk to themselves like that! They admit to themselves that they have butts, without a trace of shame! Lewd!

>>12146681,84
You are either a genius or a nutjob.

Is Mad Men worth watching just to see Kiernan Shipka? Also, did she ever get bullied for having such a ridiculous name?

If Lewis Carroll was able to take nude photos of 11 year old girls while keeping it all purely platonic, I think just playing with dolls and having tea parties shouldn't raise any eyebrows. Go for it, /jp/.

I feel having a purely platonic relationship with a young girl would be all kinds of awesome.

I often wonder how my life would be if I had a little girl for a best friend. I don't want anything else in life.

>>12146681,88
My best friend is a loli she just turned 9
Its fun

>>12146681,87
Back then they had naked children on greeting cards.

>>12146681,82
Like the lower back, navel, chest, arms, legs, pelvis, etc. All the other parts are sexy in their own way. A little girl being half naked while facing away is incredibly sexy and you can't see either the face or the ass.

You are now aware that magazines of naked underage teenager girls were sold in newspaper stands until 30 years ago.

>>12146681,92
The fact that not all of them were scanned is just mindblowing. Some of them are lost forever! It's bad enough to make you wish people dead!

>>12146681,93
They were just teenagers so no big loss.

>>12146681,93
Stop misusing the mindblowing meme!

>>12146681,91
>the lower back
Yeah, that part is great. It's where the back ends and the butt begins. Cute as hell!

Laurab's butt!!

Someone make a unteralterbach thread!

What do you like the best about loli threads, /jp/?

Watch this right NOW! Loli's pussy is itchy!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg1QWKrWn5o

Who designed lolis? Some kind of god, maybe? Whoever you may be, you are a genius and I can't thank you enough.

We should have a Loli Day to celebrate the fact that they exist!

>>12146681,100
>Who designed lolis?

They're idealized 2D versions of real lolis, just like smoking hot anime babes are better version of real women. There's nothing wrong with pedophilia.

>>12146681,101
Wow, calm down dude. I was just wondering who designed real lolis. I never said anything about 2D ones.

Loli kodomo no oshiri!

>>12146681,102
I'm sorry, I thought you were another "2dsexual" /a/ kid.

>>12146681,104
What's wrong with being 2dsexual?

>>12146681,105
It's delusional.

>>12146681,106
It's fine

>>12146681,105
I'm a pe2Dosexual.

>>12146681,100
How would anyone celebrate loliday?

Youtube just deleted a couple loli videos I really liked. I didn't have the time to save them. Fuck. Whoever did this deserves to be beheaded, I swear.

>>12146681,109
You give your favorite loli a present.

>>12146681,111
When I think of giving something to a loli it can only be sweets. Thinking of making a loli that I have a crush on some cookies makes me feel cute.

Loliday needs to be real!

>>12146681,100
Don't they have that in Japan?

Why do cute lolis smell so nice? Does beauty smell good? How does that work?

If a loli calls you a creep what would you do?
What is the most heartbreaking thing a loli would do to you?

>>12146681,103
What does this weeb shit mean?

>>12146681,116
I think it says loli fanny.

>>12146681,117
TL note: fanny means vagina

>>12146681,118
It means ass.

Fanny just means of or pertaining to fans.

>>12146681,115
Generic things a loli can say from best to worst from my point of view -
Says she loves me
Says she likes me
Says she's happy around me
Says I'm fun
Says she hates me
Says I'm funny
Calls me a pervert
Says I'm cool - A true neutral comment in my opinion. Feelings from comments below begin to turn negative below this -
Calls me a creep
Says I'm creepy
Says I'm boring - This comment is on-par with being called lazy by adults and is not very bothering at all -

All in all there are almost no things a loli can do that would be heartbreaking. Any sort of interaction is enjoyable.

>What is the most heartbreaking thing a loli would do to you?

Growing up

>>12146681,119
http://i.imgur.com/CN1XMTx.png

A fanny is a vagina.

>>12146681,123
Vagina is a waste of time?

>>12146681,123
it very clearly says only in Britain.
(though it means vagina in Australia too)

>>12146681,124
Adult vaginas are

>>12146681,69
It's funny how nobody has ever replied to this pasta.

>>12146681,119
Remember that scene in Billy Elliot where the loli said "If you want, I'll show you may fanny", and the guy was like "nah".

She was obviously talking about her vagina. Kids don't like butt.

>>12146681,128
No, because I don't watch musicals about gay boys.

A loli's butt cheeks!

>>12146681,129
dude, all performing arts will have you swimming in whatever sort of pussy you fancy.

>>12146681,128
I really wish I had experiences like this as a child. Not dancing and all that, but sexual experimentation stuff with girls. Instead of having any sort of managed risk or experiences with girls during my childhood my parents constantly kept me in the house. Now I'm nearsighted, I have asthma, I'm weak, and I'm a pedophile.

Thanks mom.

>>12146681,132
>nearsighted
>asthma
>pedophile
There's no way to avoid that.

>weak
What's wrong with being weak? Are you planning to fight someone?

>>12146681,132
http://pururin.com/view/4975/0220/japanese-preteen-suite_221.html

This is what I miss the most. I wish I could go back to elementary school and go on school trips with lolis.

http://pururin.com/view/12977/017/alright-okay-you-win_18.html

Cute!

>>12146681,132
Even if you weren't constantly kept in your house you wouldn't fare any better than you what are doing now. I bet you weren't even bullied.

>>12146681,134
>school trips with lolis
Literally heaven. I miss them. Fuck. Fuuuuuuck.

>>12146681,136
I was bullied from third grade up until I dropped out. It was mostly verbal but a few times a year someone who didn't like me would beat me up or hurt me, and that was just in school. My step-dad didn't like me very much either.

>>12146681,133
It's fine if I'm literally just sitting behind a computer every day. I have trouble with things other than that.

>>12146681,138
Holy mother fuck you dropped out, no wonder you're just a literal degenerate. God damn fucking freak, go blog about it on /r9subhuman/.

http://mankitsuscans.wordpress.com/2014/08/15/sticky-volumes-1-3/

This is literally the best loli manga ever. NEET goes back in time, 5th grade lolis, lots of ecchi. It's pseudo hentai, actually.

>>12146681,140
Epic.

>>12146681,139
If it makes you feel better I got my GED a few years after I dropped out, but I still haven't gotten a job or anything. Compared to what I remember, having to wake up early every single day just so people could be mean to me, living a nice quiet easy life like this is nice. It's really all I can do.

>>12146681,142
>having to wake up early every single day just so people could be mean to me

Hahahahahaha god damn, just fucking kill yourself.

>>12146681,121
creep/creepy is literally the worst thing a girl can say to you, loli included

>>12146681,144
That must such being a pedo freak then, since all girls think you're creepy.

>>12146681,145
>That must such

Are you German?

>>12146681,144
Maybe for you.

>>12146681,145
that's why you don't let them know

>>12146681,147
I'm sure they know, especially with how much of a subhuman you are.

>>12146681,148
Pedos are generally nicer people than any other demographic. It takes a sensitive soul to truly appreciate innocence.

>>12146681,149
Haha, nah more like violent deranged rapists, I suppose that's why you think they're "nicer people."

>>12146681,145
In the rare occasion that I do speak with girls, the only thing I could converse with them about would be baking and cooking, so either they'll think I'm creepy or not, with no inbetween. I don't bake anymore though.

I remember the last cake I made. It was supposed to be devil's food with fresh whipped cream. I was able to hold the mixer for the batter and got that in the oven alright. The thing was the whipped cream. After holding the mixer and making the whipped cream I put multiple holes in the cake because my hands would twitch. Sometimes my hands would just stop holding the frosting knife too and my palm would drag over the whipped cream.

I haven't baked since.

>>12146681,151
you sound like a nice person, please keep trying to bake for girls.

What's the absolute best thing about loli kids? To me, it's the super cute faces and how fun they are to be around.

>>12146681,153
their mental and physical retardedness.

>>12146681,154
Kiss my child butt idiot!!!1

>>12146681,155
children are literally retarded by adult standards, you can't call me an idiot.

>>12146681,156
Yet most aduls (and by most I mean 99%) are fucking stupid and easily brainwashed. Children can be idiots, but they are never THAT close minded.

A world ruled by never aging elementary school girls (in the Peter Pan sense, meaning they keep forgetting shit and never mature) would be so much better than this shithole. It would probably be awful, but still better.

Adults and boys in general are violent and stupid wastes of oxygen.

Do lolis always understand how they feel?

http://sukebei.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=624240

can't stop cumming; send help

>>12146681,157
>Adults and boys in general are violent and stupid wastes of oxygen.

Fuck off Sparky.

>>12146681,157
Are you a cute loli child kiddo kodomo brat? :D

>>12146681,159
They look like aliens.

>>12146681,159
>hes actually fapping to those prepubescent ass brats lolololol are you gay?

>>12146681,163
Old enough to breed = nature doesn't need you anymore, you become old and unhappy

Elementary school is truly the best part of life.

>>12146681,164
>Old enough to breed = nature doesn't need you anymore

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>12146681,159
You have NO right to OUTRAGE THE MODESTY OF A CHILD.

>>12146681,68
I think this is the appeal of lolis. We love them because they are fragile and cute. But that fragility is also sexy. Their cuteness hides a not so cute side, but you know it's there and what exactly it is, so it defeats the point of hiding it in the first place. It's clumsy failures like that one that make them so fucking cute. It gives off a humiliation vibe too, I think.

It's like how humans try to hide their embarrassing faults and nude bodies in order to have some dignity, even though we all know them very well and might as well just go around naked and reveal every embarrassing secret, failure and embarrassment. It just that lolis are particularly bad at it.

>>12146681,165
Face the fact that once you have children you have no life and your life is now entirely devoted to them. And it's not just little children, adult children need support, too.

My theory is that pedophiles had some type of lewd experience in the past that made them pedophiles.
How true do you think that is, /jp/?

>>12146681,165
Natural is cruel and doesn't give a shit about old people. Once you have children, you have no real purpose anymore. You pass down your genes and that's it, your death wouldn't affect natural selection.

Lolis are protected by mother nature until they turn 13-14 and nature assumes that they have reproduced already. That's why humans go downhill after that age, they are programmed that way.

Childhood is the only time you can be truly happy and healthy. It's perfectly natural to worship little girls and fantasize about cuddling with them. They are literally holy beings.

I was harassed by a pedophile once while taking the bus. He was fat, ugly, smelly and possibly mentally retarded.

>>12146681,169
I've always found lolis very cute, probably since I was like six or seven, but I never got to do anything with them. If only I had a loli friend as a kid...

I'd probably miss her and cry myself to sleep every day, though.

>>12146681,171
Were you a child?

>>12146681,169
I think that people who were sexually molested are more likely to molest others, but it's not the exclusive path to pedophilia. I, for one, was a completely innocent child who never even saw genitalia other than my own and now I'm a total pedo.

>>12146681,158
They usually don't.

>>12146681,155
>>12146681,161
>>12146681,166
Can these be new maymays?

>>12146681,172
>>12146681,174
Do you think that a lack of loli as a child can lead to pedophilia, then? That's what this is starting to sound like.

>>12146681,177
I don't think so as I came into contact with little girls as a child. Just not their genitals.

>>12146681,177
Only if you really like lolis as a kid, which means that you have to be born a pedo in the first place.

Most kids like lolis because they don't know any other girls. Once puberty tricks them into liking breasts, they stop paying attention to lolis.

>>12146681,178
Did you come into contact with lolis shortly after puberty?

>>12146681,180
I had a tenant who had a daughter and she was around the same age as me so we studied together and played together and stuff. This was before puberty.

>>12146681,169
Not true at all. I had no experiences in the past and now I'm a pedophile.

>>12146681,181
>>12146681,182
It's pretty tough to pinpoint the cause.
Maybe there is no cause and pedophiles are just born pedophiles?
I don't know. I can't make heads or tails of all of this.

I used to play with my loli classmates when I was 9-10. I even went to the park with two cuties a couple times.

Watching them say goodbye and go home because it's getting dark was literally the most bittersweet feeling ever. Their faces were slightly red and sweaty after playing and running all day, a sweet scent coming from their clothes. I really, really wanted to go home with one of them, take a bath together and sleep in the same bed. I wanted to smell her room and her toys and know everything about her private life. Just knowing what words she would use to greet her mom would have been enough to make me happy.

>>12146681,184
>he still worships little girls even after interacting with them as an equal
They are fucking annoying dude

>>12146681,184
literally born a stalker LMAO LMAO ROFLMAO

>>/jp/thread/S6392042

Feels bad ;_;

>>12146681,183
Sexuality isn't 100% genetic, but there's a genetic aspect. It's a bit of both. It's not politically correct to acknowledge homosexuality etc has a social aspect but it does.

>>12146681,188
all sexuality is fetishism the genes only control how susceptible you are

>>12146681,183
The better question is why normal people are not attracted to little girls. Are they fucking blind or am I seeing things that are not there? How is it even possible to dislike little girls? What's so bad about them?

>>12146681,190
They are, there was no age of consent in American until feminists pushed for legislation for more "equal" relationships. Women getting the right to vote was a big mistake.

What's the normiest word ever? "Apalled", maybe?

>>12146681,192
Twisted

>>12146681,192
Justice

>>12146681,192
Sustainable

>>12146681,192
Weird

>>12146681,192
apartheid

https://archive.moe/a/search/filename/13507225144120/

Holy fuck, Trevor is Siztra. Holy FUCK.

>>12146681,192
``App''.

This cute loli looks exactly like my childhood friend who looked exactly like Hikari from Digimon.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m21uw8a9g01qz6uxno1_r1_500.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BBgbTsbCEAEb4w-.jpg

Do you think she's cute, /jp/? This is now my favorite loli picture ever. But I can't find a better version. Which one should I keep?

>>12146681,200
She's really cute. Any loli cooking anything is always going to be cute. Keep the smaller one, the one on Tumblr.

>>12146681,200
Literally superior to 2D.

10/10.

>>12146681,200
Does she even know that she has a very lewd armpit?

>>12146681,200
She reminds me of Stephanie in Unteralterbach.

>>12146681,204
uh...?

>>12146681,203
How the hell are loli armpits lewd?

>>12146681,206
Every part of a loli is lewd, dewd

>>12146681,200
I can't believe that she actually has a butt.

>>12146681,200
Disgusting 3DPD shit. Get the hell outta here.

>>12146681,184
>>12146681,200
Do lolis really smell sweet? I find it hard to believe.

>>12146681,210
Like fermented honey!

>>12146681,211
She smells like mead?

>>12146681,212
Mead is fermented honey? Holy FUCK

>>12146681,210
They do

>>12146681,209
Epic /a/ post

Would you let your loli use a gun?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VVe6e5JXlk

>>12146681,216
wow that loli probably has so many cute emotional scars like blue girl from sao. i want to comfort her after a panic attack!

>>12146681,217
Why would she have emotional scars?

>>12146681,218
Hm I wonder

>>12146681,216
Damn that is one ravageable body

>>12146681,220
(the girl's)

>>12146681,218
Now whenever she sees a gun she is going to remember than man she killed.

>>12146681,222
He was an ugly normie that had it coming, more likely than not.

>>12146681,216
http://bulletsandburgers.com/

"Arizona Last Stop gun range" gives this so I'm guessing that's where it happened. I wonder if she ate a burger or not. Those burgs look pretty good. Anyway, these sorts of tourist shooting ranges always seem like a horrible idea. I'm assuming that one shot was her first ever, so why would you even go full auto immediately after that? The instructor was a dumbass too.

That girl has a nice butt and loli body though. Is 9 the best loli age?

>>12146681,223
Lolis love everyone because they are so kind and thoughtful. I'm sure she would become sad even if she killed an uglie normie.

>>12146681,224
I don't think this is a coincidence that it took place in the same state as the cousin molester.

>>12146681,226
literally kami-sama's revenge

he works in funny ways

>>12146681,226
That place is really far from where I am. It's like 2-3 hours away from where I am but only like a half hour outside of Vegas so what the fuck?

What does this even have to do with me anyway, aside from the loli?

>>12146681,228
You are the instructor and this was tenbatsu. You're now damage controlling from hell

>>12146681,229
I've never even shot a gun or had a job and I definitely would not want to get a job at a gun range teaching people how to shoot guns.

As a matter of fact I was just thinking that being an assistant to a photographer who does school portraits would be kind of nice. I'd be an assistant so I wouldn't be expected to be friendly with anyone or anything like that and I'd get to see lots of cute lolis dressed up for photo day.

>>12146681,230
God you're a fucking creep

>>12146681,222
Do you think one day she'll be ordering pad thai noodles and start seeing the faces of all the Charlies she killed in the wait staff and go on a PTSD fueled rampage? That would be really cute!

Which do you think is worse for the loli? Having to live with killing the guy or everyone at school and news places knowing you as Las Vegas Uzi-gun-trainer-murder-loli?

>>12146681,233
Both. The latter will remind her of what she did, the former will weigh on her conscience.

>>12146681,233
Probably the first one. Being known forever as "Uzi-gun-trainer-murder-loli" just ensures that she'll be like a western Nevada-tan and forever have fans on places like /jp/ hoping for any new pictures or bits of information about her.

>>12146681,235
She'll never be a Internet pedophile idol with a name like that.

>>12146681,235
>>12146681,236

Literally-from-Nevada-tan. Even though it was really Arizona.

I want to fuck a child, any tips?

>>12146681,238
We always give you tips, fucking hell, I think you just ask for tips so we'll reveal our secrets and gross undercover pedo cops like you know how to introduce child-fucking countermeasures.

HORSE shit

>>12146681,239
.................

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOSAFM0rdwA

it this loli music

>>12146681,241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhghU-Doj1w

>>12146681,238
pay nagi for one of her kids

>>12146681,243
trannies can't have kids

>>12146681,244
They steal them like gypsies and gays.

>>12146681,216
Her normie parents should be killed.

>>12146681,246
Incorrect, it was the instructors fault.

>>12146681,200
What's her name? I hope she has a cute name!

>>12146681,247
They should shoot his body again then.

How come we never hear of people being mouth raped?

>>12146681,250
Do they even specify what kind of rape it is when they report on it? They say stuff like "penetrated" or "raped" or "sexually assaulted", that could cover mouth rape. They don't say "raped her vaginally and cummed inside her sweet pussy".

>>12146681,251
Yea that's why I wwant to know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe_RP1HarAo

This showed up in my recommended videos... I'm watching now and I want to believe it's a girl but I may be tricked.

>>12146681,250
You don't hear about it because the woman getting mouth raped could easily chew the dick off of the rapist

>>12146681,250
What is Alien?

>>12146681,254
You can't bite a dick off that easily unless it's a really small dick. If your mouth is open very wide it's very hard to bite down with any amount of force.

>>12146681,253
they picked a really boyish loli for this but it is a girl

>>12146681,256
all rapers have a small dick everyone knows this

>>12146681,257
Um, the correct term is "rapist".

>>12146681,258
whatever dude

>>12146681,259
*waves dick like a windmill under his chin*
*strike his chin multiple times with my cummy dig hoel*

>>12146681,253
hot!

>>12146681,261
It's lewd to think a loli was running around with her sensitive loli nipples showing and nobody knew or cared

>>12146681,200
Why is she so much of a gosh-darned buttchildo?

DAE like lolis

>>12146681,263
How is she a buttchildo?

>>12146681,265
-has a butt
-is a child

>>12146681,266
How do you know she has a butt?

>>12146681,267
Um.

Preteen:

-Someone on the verge of becoming a teen. Preteen girls are often described as stupid immature sluts with glitter smeared on their faces and High School Musical fanatics, WHEN IN FACT there are many technically preteen girls who find this extremely annoying and judgemental.

SOME preteen girls are actually mature, know grammar and listen to the Cocteau Twins, so before you go blindly judging, think about the preteens that are actually mature, intelligent and find that kind of shit incredibly patronizing and offensive.

-A noun, who's meaning is that of a child who has yet to hit puberty.

-Annoying little kids who try to act older and hang out with older kids because they think the older kids like them when they really just feel sorry for them. Ages 10-12.

-Pre-teen girl: Sometimes a tramp, or a wannabe, that acts a certain way to get attention from others. They talk about how they think older guys are hott and how the older guys flirt with them because they think they are older than their age. Someone who TyPeS LikE THiS.

Annoying. That's why I hate kids that age these days. Maybe if you went back like 6-4 yrs. ago, than it would be different, but it wouldn't be now.

-A preteen is a person aged around nine to thirteen. We're stereotyped to be ignorant little asshole wannabe teenagers who smear glitter all over our faces, follow trends for the sake of being "popular", faint at the mention of anything Disney related, and LyKeE tYpErSsS lYkE DiZZZZ hahah :]]].
I honestly think it's immature and judgmental to assume that we all share this personality, because there are many sensible and intelligent preteens. Though some of my best friends do act like the definition above. Pretty unfortunate but I still love them. :)

-The ages 9-13.
Not all preteens act like immature retards, their are actually a lot of normal preteens. The definitions on the word "preteen" just disgust me. People are really judgmental!
I'm 10 years old and I dnt talk liek dis. I actually use proper grammar. I only act like a retard and laugh at stupid things when I'm around my BFF's. That's because I'm not afraid to be myself.
I never watch Disney Channel (And that doesn't mean I watch MTV instead), mainly because the shows are just.... corrupting and they teach little kids to act like sluts. Miley Cyrus for example.

My favorite "band" isn't the Jonas Brothers, my favorite band is MUSE, and that's my opinion.

You don't always have to follow a trend. But if you seriously feel like you have to, follow this one:
BE YOURSELF.

>>12146681,269
"Intelligent preteens" are almost always FAT PROTO-FEMINISTS. Almost.

>>12146681,269
>-A noun, who's meaning is that of a child who has yet to hit puberty.
>who's
lmao

>>12146681,269
Lolis don't hit puberty, puberty hits and kills them!

>>12146681,269
are these entries from ubandictionary or something

I absolutely love blowing my load to mature anime girls with their cute bushes barely in frame.

>>12146681,270
Preteens can't be fat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_kxO1QHrls

Not really a preteen but cute as hell! She loves to talk dirty!!

>>12146681,274
I absolutely love blowing my load to mature anime girls with their cute bushes barely in flame.

>>12146681,269
>-A preteen is a person aged around nine to thirteen. We're stereotyped to be ignorant little asshole wannabe teenagers who smear glitter all over our faces, follow trends for the sake of being "popular", faint at the mention of anything Disney related, and LyKeE tYpErSsS lYkE DiZZZZ hahah :]]].
I honestly think it's immature and judgmental to assume that we all share this personality, because there are many sensible and intelligent preteens. Though some of my best friends do act like the definition above. Pretty unfortunate but I still love them. :)
how old is this cutie?

>-A preteen is a person aged around nine to thirteen. We're stereotyped to be ignorant little asshole wannabe teenagers who smear glitter all over our faces, follow trends for the sake of being "popular", faint at the mention of anything Disney related, and LyKeE tYpErSsS lYkE DiZZZZ hahah :]]].
>I honestly think it's immature and judgmental to assume that we all share this personality, because there are many sensible and intelligent preteens. Though some of my best friends do act like the definition above. Pretty unfortunate but I still love them. :)
how old is this cutie?

[[sorry I fixed it]]

>>12146681,269
>My favorite "band" isn't the Jonas Brothers, my favorite band is MUSE, and that's my opinion.
Her favorite band is just her own opinion! Cute!

Why do all the definitions for preteen consider girls only? Isn't that sexist?

>>12146681,276
I want to lick her sweaty butt crack and cute as hell pubes!

>>12146681,280
How dare she have an opinion even though she's got a poophole?

>>12146681,277
Why? What if it burns off?

>>12146681,284
Normies hate pubes and would love to see them burn to death!

>>12146681,283
What has that got to do with it? I meant that her favorite band is a fact, not an opinion.

>>12146681,286
What if she's such a silly little preteen loli kodomokid that she's all excited and happy but confused and isn't sure which is her favorite? Maybe it's MUSE, but maybe she actually likes another band more and doesn't realize.

>>12146681,284
It's anime.

If a loli anime was sweating and it was dripping from her crack to the bottom would you rush over and lay down to collect the sweat with your tongue?

>>12146681,286
It's both a fact and an opinion.

>>12146681,286
Dignity is incompatible with nudity. She is actually nude under her clothes! So shameful! Why should anything she says matter to anyone?

>>12146681,291
Nudists

>>12146681,290
That it's her favorite band is a fact. If she said it was the best band, it would be her opinion. I didn't think of >>12146681,287
though and that works. This is definitely not what she meant though.

>>12146681,287
If a loli THINKS she likes a band and buys one of their discs, it's abuse! They are too dumb to know what they like! It's child abuse! We should cut MUSE's dicks off!

>>12146681,289
That's both gross and illegal.

Isn't MUSE that love live group? Cute.

>>12146681,289
No, that's disgusting. Sweat is only sexy in small quantities and it should never fall off her body!

>silly little preteen loli kodomokid
Best meme.

>>12146681,293
I don't see why you can't have an opinion that is also factual.

>>12146681,294
That's why lolis don't spend money, their parents do and their parents can make an informed purchasing decision.

>>12146681,294
You are LITERALLY underestimating the problem!!! I'd even call it rape!!! RAPE!!! You obviously don't think it's comparable to rape!! I'm seriously considering filling a lawsuit against you.

>>12146681,299
Normies are literal retards and nobody seems to realize it. It's fucking depressing.

>>12146681,300
I wonder how many pop stars have preteen groupie sex.

>>12146681,301
It can't be helped. Everyone just pretends they are competent because there is no way to treat stupidity.

>>12146681,289
No, but I would do it for her >>12146681,276

She's fucking cute and has a high enough self esteem to sing a song like that! Can you imagine her masturbating or taking a shit? She does those things pretty much every day! She certainly did it 10 hours before the video or maybe even right before the video! How the hell could anyone find her buttsweat disgusting?

>>12146681,304
Why is it so fun to humiliate the proud?

>>12146681,305
Because you have an inferiority complex and because you cannot rise up you have to bring others down to feel adequate.

>>12146681,306
holy FUCK roasted

>>12146681,306
That's bullshit and I hate people who believe it. No, I'm not the kind of people you are talking about. I'm not mad because you "said the truth" or anything, don't use that kind of argument against me because it's retarded.

Humiliating a cute girl feels good because it makes your dick hard. It's has nothing to do with all the crap you just said.

Man, I hate these faggots who see freudian excuses everywhere. Life is not that simple. Go die in a pit.

You're looking too far into porn, to most people submission is hot.

Satoko is very proud and never talks about embarrassing things. When you see her naked and humiliated, maybe being raped in the anus by her horrible uncle, you finally see that part of herself that she tried to hide with all her might.

That's why humiliation is erotic, it has nothing to do with "hurr im ugly i want revenge ill make others feel bad durr".

Fuck Freud.

Also, we need a doujin where Mion and co. see Satoko in that situation from the window and she notices and begs them to stop looking while her uncle rubs her pussy.

>Humiliating a cute girl feels good because it makes your dick hard. It's has nothing to do with all the crap you just said.
>Man, I hate these faggots who see freudian excuses everywhere
Isn't 90% of Freud "it makes your dick hard?"

>>12146681,309
Freus is all about "X it makes your dick hard because you were Y as a child".

>>12146681,308
This essay just proves me right even more. Thanks.

>>12146681,310
uh... do you think sexuality just comes from nowhere? it's pretty documented that things in your childhood can have a profound effect on your sexuality.

>>12146681,308
Are you really this dumb or are you just being ``ironic''?

>>12146681,292
Dignity is a human construct. Nudists don't care about that shit, that's why they are not ashamed of nudity.

>>12146681,276
I don't think this kid is a nudist. She would probably lose her dignity if every person in her school got to see her spread open asshole.

>>12146681,312
It comes from Pavlovian conditioning.

I cant take it easy with all these tards arguing about nothing

>>12146681,311
Humans are naturally curious, that's why we want to see cute girls naked. Wanting to see them humiliated and degraded has nothing to do with Freud shit. It's just the next step. Psychological nudity. The personality they show to the world is just like the clothes they use to cover their bodies. There's an embarrassing personality hiding under it, and I want to see it in the same way I want to see her ass. I'm an intellectual pervert. You are just a dumb one.

>>12146681,312
Children already have a sexuality.

>>12146681,317
Is that like an intellectual rapist?

Lolis are too cute for their own good. If they keep getting fucked, future lolis will evolve to be cute enough to be loved by their parents but disgusting enough to be sexually unappealing.

This is assumming that lewd touch is bad for them.

>>12146681,318
Which is asexuality

>>12146681,321
How can so many people say that with a straight face?

>>12146681,322
They weren't weird sex freaks as children.

>>12146681,323
Your parents and society stunted your sexuality. Kids are naturally curious and adults should naturally teach them about sex, instead of avoiding the subject.

You ARE a freak.

>>12146681,287
The hell is a kodomokid?

>>12146681,269
Are preteens LITERALLY the best buttchildos?

>>12146681,326
As opposed to figuratively?

>>12146681,325
It comes out when you get a loli preggo.

Who loli kodomokid child otaku here?

>>12146681,329
I have a loli cousin, ask me anything.

>>12146681,304
Why do you want to humiliate the dignity of out her so bad?

>>12146681,287
>>12146681,325
>>12146681,329
>kodomokid
This is actually a cute as HELL word.

>>12146681,332
It sounds like a young kodomo dragon.

>>12146681,333
Lolis are literally KODOMO.

KOMODO dragons are literally KOMODO dragons.

>>12146681,333
>>12146681,334
Dragons don't exist nerd.

>>12146681,334
>>12146681,335
I meant komodo dragons.

>>12146681,334
Komodo "dragons" are literally and figuratively real life dodongos.

Only a literal rori kodomokid would believe in dragons and shit.

>>12146681,333
>>12146681,334
>>12146681,335
>>12146681,336
>>12146681,337
Did you know that your loli daughter in Dragon Quest V can literally turn herself into a dragon for the rest of the battle? It's not a plot point at all, just a random spell only your loli daughter can learn.

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1506401

Why do lolis like stupid normie songs like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMYMlaj8_ao

It's literally fuking retarded.

>>12146681,339
My cousin really liked One Direction and I'd tease her that they were gay.

What would a fifth grader think if she read the entire thread? You guys said pretty terrible things!

>>12146681,341
"What the hell is a butt"

>>12146681,342
Fifth grades know what butts are.

>>12146681,341
Probably giggle uncontrollably and say ewww

>>12146681,344
They think you're gross

>>12146681,345
Yeah probably I think I am so idk

>>12146681,345
If she calls me gross I will point of the fact that she has a butt crack in front of all her friends and loved ones. That will ruin her life for sure ;)

>>12146681,341
"PUTO!"

>>12146681,341
"Am I really that pretty? *blushes*"

>>12146681,347
You'd be labeled a sex offender

>>12146681,347
>feelio when cute as hell blonde Lambda-looking lolis look at their butts in the mirror and think they are kinda gross
>feelio when they can't see their own beauty
>feelio when lolis are literally blind

>>12146681,343
They don't know sweat can get trapped between their butt cheeks after a particularly tiring PE class.

Please, show this video to your loli relatives and record their laughs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f296dYIXUI

It's literally impossible for a cute loli not to laugh at this.

>>12146681,353
She thought it was creepy and told me not to talk to her...

>>12146681,353
This is a lot cuter, if she's a cat loli:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uIbEdpmdLI

>>12146681,353
I giggled. A lot. Thanks.

>>12146681,355
How do they fucking fly like that? They jump and literally disappear.

http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tv/image/1409/88/1409882123859.gif

why would a loli have such a plump ass if they weren't meant for fucking? science just can't explain these things.

>>12146681,358
Why are you on tv... Are you a literal normie....

>>12146681,358
If her ass wasn't plump and soft as a boiled egg she wouldn't be able to sit comfortably.

>>12146681,360
My ass is lumpy and hard and im ok...

>>12146681,361
You don't deserve a comfortable ass, but lolis are delicate princesses. You can literally kick a loli's ass with your bare feet without hurting your toes.

http://pururin.com/gallery/16354/outo-switch.html

Loli have the best vomit and milk teeth!

>>12146681,363
That version of the doujin looks awful for some reason. Here's the good one:

http://hentaifromhell.org/gallery1/%28C82%29%20%5BMinori%20Kenkyuujo%20%28Jikken%20Shirou%29%5D%20Outo%20Switch%20%28Original%29%20%5BEnglish%5D%20%5BLWB%20+%20Anon%5D.html

>>12146681,358
She literally poops from that hole LMAO. What a dumb kid!

>>12146681,358
Laura B's ass is unusually well defined for a loli. Even nowadays her ass is still pretty big.

>>12146681,366
The fact that a loli has an ass like that is just mindblowing.

>>12146681,367
Laura B is my favorite loli

>>12146681,365
There's literally nothing embarrassing about having a butt!

>>12146681,362
Please don't go around kicking little girls' butts and shouting "FUCK the jan".

That's weird.

What do you like the most about lolis? What is the best kind of loli? Loli cousin who is still a loli? Loli cousin who was a loli when you were a kid? Loli sister? Loli classmate? Loli neighbor? Loli daughter of one of your mom's friends? Loli niece?

>>12146681,365
You have no right to OUTRAGE THE MODESTY OF A CHILD.

What da FUG is a buttchildo, you goddamn peederfiles??

>>12146681,373
A child that has a butt

>>12146681,373
buttchildo is a child with a pronounced butt

Laura B is a buttchildo

>>12146681,371
The best lolis are cousin lolis, then loli family friends, then loli neighbors, then loli sisters, then loli nieces. Classmate lolis are pure shit.

>>12146681,376
Classmate lolis are usually the cutest because there's so many of them. You are bound to meet at least one incredibly cute loli classmate, while your cousins will always be the same girls.

Loli classmates are fucking bitches, but you will remember them fondly in the future. Also, they will never truly die because you are not forced to meet their adult versions if you don't want to.

http://pururin.com/view/10659/00/victim-of-the-hole_1.html

Cute as hell gloryasshole kodomokid!

Can you please posts videos of loli kids eating like pigs?

>>12146681,376
What about loli strangers?

>>12146681,378
that's really hot, i wish someone would ravage my butt like that.

>>12146681,381
Are you some kind of homo?

>>12146681,382
What the hell dude? A girl could ravage my butt just as easily as a guy could.

>>12146681,380
Loli strangers are pretty high up there. Probably between neighbors and sisters. Loli strangers will smile at you and wave at you and make you feel really good.

http://pururin.com/gallery/12126/my-little-sisters-in-her-anal-stage.html

My loli imouto is in her anal stage!

>>12146681,385
I like the part where the pedo is anally raped by his father. That'll show you disgusting perverts.

>>12146681,351
Will you ever stop with that mindblowing meme of yours?

>>12146681,386
Holy shit this is what I've always wanted, fuck a loli and to be raped in my ass at the same time!
FUCKING HOT!!

Thanks dude

>>12146681,388
Seeing as how pedophiles are just emotionally stunted adults who never matured past childhood and are thus attracted to their emotional and intellectual equals, other children, it makes sense that this would also lead to feelings on inferiority and the desire to get pounded in the ass by a real man.

>>12146681,389
you shouldn't bully those with the emotional and intellectual capacities of children

>>12146681,390
It's important to remind subhumans of their place lest they forget.

>>12146681,391
Shouldn't you be out screwing whores so there are more little girls for us subhumans to masturbate over?

>>12146681,392
Nah your mom's busy today

I'm gay.

>>12146681,393
holy FUUUCCCKKKKKK

>>12146681,394
Show me your boy butt baby

>>12146681,338
I love Dragon Quest ;_;

>>12146681,389
>emotionally stunted
>intellectual equals
You are fucking stupid.

>>12146681,398
deal with it manchild

>>12146681,385
Does this ever happen IRL? This anal stage thing I mean.

>>12146681,400
no dude freud was literally a crackhead

>>12146681,401
Freud was literally right about everything

>>12146681,402
He was discredited by everyone.

>>12146681,403
Discredited by feminists who hated the concept of penis envy.

>>12146681,404
>dfw had to do a presentation on Freud back in high school and I said penis in front of the entire class

I remember being in the fifth grade and masturbating to the thought of fourth graders looking at pictures of genitals in their science books.

I still had the book from last year and it was really lewd. It was probably the first time those lolis would see drawn sexual organs and hear the teacher talk about lewd things. What if the teacher asked a loli to read it for the class? She would feel so embarrassed. I remember lolis complaining about boys looking at the drawn vaginas in the book.

That's why I was so excited when I entered fifth grade. The younger lolis were so innocent, but I knew they would have a brief sex education class at some point. A curious loli would probably skim through the book and see the lewd pictures before she is supposed to. Isn't that really lewd? I bet some lolis would masturbate looking at the pictures. And shy lolis would pretend to be sick that day just to avoid having to read the lewd text and say embarrassing words in front of everyone.

>>12146681,406

>I remember being in the fifth grade and masturbating to the thought of fourth graders looking at pictures of genitals in their science books.

That would be the last thing on a fifth grade boys mind. I am sure you are just remembering a memory and warping it to a sexual tone. Isn't that how all those loli manga artists come up with their scripts? We didn't get sex ed until 7th or 8th grade all that happened was the girls were giggling at the teacher explaining stuff. All the guys kept quiet and were disgusted. Well of course except for Chad, who tried to steal attention away from the teacher.

>>12146681,407
I never said I was a normal fifth grader. I realized that nobody else thought it was mindblowing.

>>12146681,408
>I never said I was a normal fifth grader.
Perhaps that's why you're here...