wich 2hu wud u luv

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Anonymous Thu May 15 19:24:11 2014 No.12121380 [DELETED]

wich 2hu wud u luv

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 19:26:52 2014 No.12121389 Which wouldn't you?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 19:27:37 2014 No.12121391 you ;)

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 19:29:46 2014 No.12121395 >>12121380 ZUN

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 19:31:01 2014 No.12121397 File: 320 KB, 800x1000, 1350588442644.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You cannot devote your heart to more than one Touhou you wannabe bigamists. Now tell me, who is your one and only waifu?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 19:40:35 2014 No.12121420 >>12121397 My heart is large enough for many. We have to share waifus with each other so it is only natural we choose more than 1.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 19:42:37 2014 No.12121427 >>12121420 adulterer!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 19:48:46 2014 No.12121438 >>12121427 Marriage between 2D and 3D are not legally binding.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 19:49:06 2014 No.12121440 File: 529 KB, 1000x1558, 1340170747913.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12121397 Ran-sama.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 19:51:55 2014 No.12121444 >>12121438 Keep trying to rationalize your infidelity you wretch. Your waifu deserves better.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 20:04:42 2014 No.12121467 File: 1.31 MB, 1044x1500, 2ec4372afb2c6ccca0957d3cdd71c82a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The one that wud luv me back.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 20:07:59 2014 No.12121471 post 2hu or i will sage!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 20:08:24 2014 No.12121473 >>12121467 Too bad she's a Miko, nerd. For the time being she's sworn to celibacy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 20:10:48 2014 No.12121481 File: 443 KB, 256x256, 1356054139759.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12121473 >Sanae >celibacy

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 20:16:56 2014 No.12121494 File: 810 KB, 1000x1414, 1303170298798.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12121471

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 20:35:00 2014 No.12121525 File: 2.12 MB, 2000x1414, 4f232b0babdef60cf0bbcd3ca4e9275d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12121397 I don't think Yukari would return my feelings. Oh well.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 20:40:07 2014 No.12121533 File: 407 KB, 799x599, a5fb4662887a7035f7b8041bcf177314.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 20:43:45 2014 No.12121540 >>12121380 Define luv.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 20:50:17 2014 No.12121550 File: 3.96 MB, 1000x1467, 5251461d120463866a86cbb69ef293d4_sc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12121397 Yog-Sothoth, of course.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 21:02:39 2014 No.12121564 >>12121540 Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me no more.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 21:09:37 2014 No.12121570 File: 691 KB, 1315x900, de8f2fff197c943cc5b179277a18f2ce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 21:18:47 2014 No.12121580 File: 110 KB, 850x679, sample-4070bff2282d8eb42f070850186f0466.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12121570 You into taking advantage of the intellectually diabled, dude? Gross.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 21:24:59 2014 No.12121586 File: 299 KB, 433x390, 6a469d1f523eb7e7c84d27c1c0caf62f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12121580 No, I just love Okuu.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 21:27:37 2014 No.12121590 >>12121586 pick someone with a brain dude

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 21:29:06 2014 No.12121596 File: 330 KB, 896x716, 4070bff2282d8eb42f070850186f0466.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12121580 do not save samples do not post samples

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 21:35:55 2014 No.12121609 File: 307 KB, 726x639, 1398289125431.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't think I deserve her, oh well

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 21:36:02 2014 No.12121610 File: 530 KB, 871x1212, OkuuBeeeeeeh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12121590

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 21:38:30 2014 No.12121612 >>12121590 Don't tell him what to do! The heart wants what the heart wants and besides, despite being intellectually challenged, Okuu would make a wonderful wife and a caring mother.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 21:40:27 2014 No.12121617 What happens when I luv them anyways?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 21:45:10 2014 No.12121627 >>12121617 You should probably ask your parents about what happens when 2 people love each other. It is pretty lewd

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 21:47:39 2014 No.12121635 >>12121627 loving a touhou is sometimes a one-way road no fictional character (without major problems) could ever love me

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 21:48:01 2014 No.12121636 File: 46 KB, 349x280, sanae_logic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12121481 >>12121473

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 21:49:37 2014 No.12121640 File: 134 KB, 496x640, gBfGQiN.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 21:56:47 2014 No.12121652 File: 44 KB, 224x224, 1400205407601.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12121640 Never noticed she had 2kat

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 21:59:08 2014 No.12121653 File: 74 KB, 960x640, hongwinter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hong Meiling is best 2hu

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 22:01:33 2014 No.12121659 File: 2.06 MB, 2274x1254, 37781228.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12121380 Fish 2hu

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 22:02:29 2014 No.12121663 File: 318 KB, 700x979, 1393977360234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12121653 She's top 20, at least. 2nd best SDM after Patchy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 22:03:10 2014 No.12121665 >>12121635 Unrequoited love is indeed painful. Just remember that 2hus are not judgemental like the girls in your everyday life. Do your best and cherish your chosen waifu and she will love you back!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 22:04:14 2014 No.12121667 >>12121590 None of them have brains, they aren't real.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 22:04:50 2014 No.12121668 File: 435 KB, 1160x1187, ehehe~.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12121635 Somewhere in the infinity of existence, there is a place where the 2hu you love is real, and she loves you back, problems and all.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 22:07:31 2014 No.12121676 >>12121668 And you live here, where no one loves you

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 22:09:45 2014 No.12121684 >>12121676 It makes me happier knowing she's out there somewhere even if we'll never meet. Besides, I've got parents and other relatives who at least claim to love me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 22:13:27 2014 No.12121689 File: 112 KB, 495x700, komachi by dai (uhyoko1102151).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12121380 Komachi, I would inseminate, impregnate and make her mine for all of time.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 22:17:28 2014 No.12121697 File: 385 KB, 883x1000, 1393574300029.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you have a babby with your favorite 2hu?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 22:17:36 2014 No.12121698 File: 211 KB, 646x707, 13339015.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12121689 nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 22:20:25 2014 No.12121701 File: 383 KB, 848x600, 41681392.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12121697 How do i have babby?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 22:23:53 2014 No.12121706 >>12121701 Artificial insemination? I don't really know fish biology.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 22:29:20 2014 No.12121718 >>12121706 She shits out an egg and he has to jizz on it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 22:29:28 2014 No.12121720 File: 603 KB, 1000x847, wakasagihime by hammer (sunset beach).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12121701 http://www.cc.com/video-clips/ozzt1q/futurama-mermaid-mating

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 22:32:41 2014 No.12121727 Is the touhou hype dead already?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 22:34:38 2014 No.12121732 File: 853 KB, 1600x1132, 1358455569500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12121652 lmao 2kat

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 22:42:53 2014 No.12121744 File: 273 KB, 650x900, 1393618982123.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12121697 I didn't see myself having kids until I thought about having them with Yukari-sama. I'd consider making a few cute half-youkai abominations with her.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 22:43:00 2014 No.12121747 >>12121706 >>12121718 >>12121720 i found out. it's like a normal girl except the lower half is fishy. >>12098401 http://youtu.be/c71nqMqmiaw

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 22:46:11 2014 No.12121760 File: 939 KB, 700x1036, 7f43b4619f3aabe2f9e86fb5801bc96a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish I could be with her forever.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 22:49:07 2014 No.12121767 >>12121760 who is this?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 22:53:12 2014 No.12121777 >>12121767 looks like a moon cunt

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 22:56:56 2014 No.12121785 File: 382 KB, 1000x1000, 1398801526468.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mating season

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 22:57:48 2014 No.12121789 >>12121767 satan

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 22:58:51 2014 No.12121791 File: 229 KB, 700x800, 36387753.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12121777 trips confirm. remove moon cunt.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 23:01:30 2014 No.12121796 File: 1.10 MB, 1403x2000, sq_014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12121791 I'd fuck a moon cunt

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 23:02:33 2014 No.12121798 >>12121697 Sure, but I don't want Yukari turning it into a shikigami or anything.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 23:06:32 2014 No.12121805 File: 573 KB, 1200x809, nue.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you really need to cheat you can cheat on her with her all night.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 23:10:57 2014 No.12121813 File: 1.01 MB, 900x1440, suika19.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 23:11:32 2014 No.12121815 File: 251 KB, 512x512, 17292949.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12121805

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 23:12:07 2014 No.12121818 File: 178 KB, 529x600, Okuu gown.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12121785 Isn't it great?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 23:12:39 2014 No.12121820 File: 298 KB, 500x600, 11760348.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12121813

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 23:12:47 2014 No.12121821 >>12121785 I want her to slowly and gently drag her long nails all over me, or scratch me behind my ears how do i get a girlfriend with long nails, only jewish girls/tubro sluts do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 23:13:42 2014 No.12121825 >>12121818 >sample

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 23:14:40 2014 No.12121827 >>12121825 It's At_classics, they're always sample.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 23:15:39 2014 No.12121829 File: 814 KB, 800x702, 0ee59ac8074f9e99d2b4e6837dbd87b6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12121767

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 23:21:25 2014 No.12121843 File: 1.54 MB, 1101x1472, 05ad751a1f270c3ed9d9decbb929f72d343ac164.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 23:22:05 2014 No.12121845 >>12121785 >>12121821 I bet Kagerou is a scratcher.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 23:24:49 2014 No.12121849 File: 16 KB, 282x223, Snatchers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12121845 I read that as Snatcher >tfw no 2hu/Snatcher crossover

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 23:26:48 2014 No.12121852 If you fug a 2hu, do you gain its powers?

>>	FlAnon-kun !!zdAhqAIuRt+ Thu May 15 23:53:39 2014 No.12121899 File: 365 KB, 850x600, cc7d16290c824b34544f301b7222cf44.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And maybe Sakuya.

>>	FlAnon-kun !!zdAhqAIuRt+ Thu May 15 23:54:51 2014 No.12121903 >>12121849 That part where your wife answers the phone pretending to be a SNATCHER scared the shit out of me when I was younger.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 23:58:08 2014 No.12121908 File: 186 KB, 850x1179, 5f585626ac154131aa80673e67c516e2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 00:00:33 2014 No.12121914 >>12121849 Which 2hus do you think would turn out to be SNATCHERS?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 00:06:01 2014 No.12121928 >>12121744 What happened to her?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 00:06:21 2014 No.12121931 File: 369 KB, 1009x937, おくうー.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12121908 Heart-shaped pupils are such a wonderful thing, and made even better by her red eyes.

Anonymous Fri May 16 00:11:41 2014 No.12121938

>>12121903
The part where the one disappears in the hospital freaked me the fuck out. That was a damn good game.

>>12121914
Yuuka and Koishi both make me feel a bit uneasy but it would probably be someone we least suspect. Marissa would make a good Random Hajile type

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 00:13:10 2014 No.12121939 >>12121785 I want to fuck kagerou in her unshaven asshole!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 00:13:54 2014 No.12121940 >>12121938 >Marissa would make a good Random Hajile type Maybe PC-98 Marisa could be Elijah.

>>	FlAnon-kun !!zdAhqAIuRt+ Fri May 16 00:15:56 2014 No.12121943 >>12121938 That got me too. Slowbeef did it justice too which made me happy. >>12121914 Mokou and Kaguya. They aren't really immortal, SNATCHERS just replace them quickly every time they kill one another or die.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 00:17:49 2014 No.12121954 >>12121940 You.. you just blew my mind.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 00:24:25 2014 No.12121964 Picasso.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 00:43:37 2014 No.12121977 File: 698 KB, 700x1500, 43362557.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 00:49:42 2014 No.12121984 How do you control your horny for touhous?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 01:02:18 2014 No.12122001 File: 687 KB, 1600x1200, patchethebest.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12121397 I don't see how there's another choice here. She's pretty much perfect

>>	FlAnon-kun !!zdAhqAIuRt+ Fri May 16 01:10:55 2014 No.12122016 >>12122001 What about her? I'm genuinely curious.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 03:18:10 2014 No.12122159 >>12121984 I masturbate to lewd pictures and situations of said touhous, of course.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 03:27:16 2014 No.12122165 >>12122159 But that's not controlling your horny

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 03:36:29 2014 No.12122179 File: 418 KB, 715x1000, b247183f71066313d48f31234b503625.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd never be able to choose. I'm fond of Seiga but I think she's way too risky.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 08:04:51 2014 No.12122381 File: 620 KB, 850x809, clean 2hu fun.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12121928 She tried making you baked goods but it didn't go so well.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 08:15:47 2014 No.12122394 File: 57 KB, 954x707, BATTERY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12121380 all

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 08:57:30 2014 No.12122417 >>12122016 >>12122016 low maintenance

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 09:00:17 2014 No.12122420 >>12122381 Where do chips come from in Gensokyo? Does Yukari really spend time dragging bags of chips through her portals?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 09:19:41 2014 No.12122438 I wish I could sing well so I could pretend to serenade my favorite 2hu with beautiful music.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 09:21:32 2014 No.12122439 File: 452 KB, 709x1001, Sakuya blade.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >not posting best 2hu >posting subpar 2hus What the fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 09:39:51 2014 No.12122450 sanacute

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 11:28:59 2014 No.12122546 File: 555 KB, 1000x1412, d9b7d4bcc619b27a6fe98a9d984a1f0e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 11:35:31 2014 No.12122557 >>12122546 Good taste.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 12:21:34 2014 No.12122612 File: 293 KB, 400x569, 01c9355d96665e34f0479882c23362be.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mokou of course.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 12:24:40 2014 No.12122616 >>12121939 don't be so vulgar

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 12:27:14 2014 No.12122620 >>12121899 aren't you paying attention? you can't luv more than one 2hu how do you think your 2hu would react to your infidelity?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 12:29:46 2014 No.12122624 File: 31 KB, 394x411, 1400217900891.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12122394 this

>>	FlAnon-kun !!zdAhqAIuRt+ Fri May 16 12:29:48 2014 No.12122625 >>12122620 I said maybe, as in an instance where it was unrequited. Flan is the one and only otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 12:55:10 2014 No.12122662 >>12121440 Good taste Ran-shama deserves some love

>>	FlAnon-kun !!zdAhqAIuRt+ Fri May 16 12:58:13 2014 No.12122666 >>12122662 Would she be more loyal to you or Yukarin though?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 13:02:55 2014 No.12122674 >>12122666 Yukarin but some things can't be helped She'd essentially be the stepmother in this case

>>	FlAnon-kun !!zdAhqAIuRt+ Fri May 16 13:04:15 2014 No.12122678 >>12122674 Are you saying you would "luv" Yukarin too or that she would take care of the kid?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 13:07:57 2014 No.12122685 >>12122678 Yukari is quite lovely but my love only goes to Ran. I compare her to a stepmother because I have a feeling she would be difficult with me but would be fine with watching the kids

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 13:22:18 2014 No.12122717 Man...I wanna MARRY a fairy...

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 13:24:28 2014 No.12122718 File: 182 KB, 421x393, totallyshittyoc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] :3

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 13:29:07 2014 No.12122724 File: 437 KB, 850x925, Cirno Will Rape You.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12122717 Have fun, looks like you'll have a smile on your face when she's done with you.

>>	FlAnon-kun !!zdAhqAIuRt+ Fri May 16 13:38:47 2014 No.12122746 >>12122685 Difficult because she wants Ran to herself? >>12122724 Cirno should not have breasts.

Anonymous Fri May 16 13:39:38 2014 No.12122747
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>>12121652
She doesn't have ``2kat''.
The long sword is called Roukanken and it is a katana.
The short sword is called Hakurouken and it is not a katana. It is the ancestral sword of the Konpaku family.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 14:24:25 2014 No.12122823 >>12122746 She's generally flaky and pretty lazy so honestly I don't think she keeps that close of an eye on Ran I can't say exactly why she'd be difficult but it seems like shes just tiring to talk to

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 22:27:06 2014 No.12123580 you guys know that if you lived in Gensokyo and you cheated on your waifu she'd fucking kill you right

>>	FlAnon-kun !!zdAhqAIuRt+ Fri May 16 22:32:57 2014 No.12123593 File: 462 KB, 1300x975, 585d65be4b11b7fcfd89e14c1214b687.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12123580 She would never need to worry.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 22:38:02 2014 No.12123601 >>12123593 I doubt any /jp/sie has what it takes to make a stable, long-lasting monogamous relationship work. You'd all cheat on your waifus or mistreat them or something. And once they'd had enough they'd destroy you with magic lasers.

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>>	FlAnon-kun !!zdAhqAIuRt+ Fri May 16 22:39:35 2014 No.12123609 >>12123601 Cheat, no. Mistreat, doubtful. Something, depends. Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 22:41:30 2014 No.12123613 >>12123601 I think anyone would hate me after spending enough time with me. So I guess it's accurate.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 22:41:31 2014 No.12123612 File: 187 KB, 769x1000, 1a5ebc489eff8676261fef30469e69e8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12123580 Why would I do that to begin with?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 22:44:44 2014 No.12123628 >>12123601 Never! I would be the stay at home type husbando. If anyone was cheating or abusive it would be her. Though I doubt my noble and loyal Momiji would ever hurt me on purpose

>>	FlAnon-kun !!zdAhqAIuRt+ Fri May 16 22:46:55 2014 No.12123633 >>12123628 Well, dogs are very loyal so I suppose even if you mistreated her, it would take A LOT to trigger her to fly off the handle.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 22:48:02 2014 No.12123639 >>12123613 Don't be so hard on yourself. I'm sure you have many good qualities you don't realize.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 22:48:03 2014 No.12123640 >>12123633 Momiji is a wolf not a dog stupid

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 22:49:59 2014 No.12123644 >>12123640 Damn, you just destroyed that poor nerd. Bully me next time? Please?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 22:54:32 2014 No.12123652 >>12123640 Inubashiri. Inu = dog

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 22:58:25 2014 No.12123660 >>12123652 So Suika is actually a watermelon? Momi is a white wolf tengu. Any characteristics she shares with a modern domesticated dog are purely coincidental

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 23:14:03 2014 No.12123667 >>12123580 I would never cheat on Okuu. Hell I don't even so much as fap to any other girl besides her, 2D or 3d.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 23:16:13 2014 No.12123673 >>12123601 Cheating? I've been a virgin all this time. If I wanted to fuck that badly I'd have went out and done it already. Not sure I could have even gotten a girl if I tried.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 23:20:29 2014 No.12123684 >>12123639 Nah, I'm pretty lame. Fortunately I don't mind if people don't like me, as long as they aren't too jerky about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 23:56:57 2014 No.12123725 >>12121668 If that is true it also means that somewhere, in the infinity of existence, there is a place where the 2hu you love is real but has repeatedly raped, while crying out your name, by an alternate myself and fellow /jp/sies.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 17 00:04:44 2014 No.12123735 File: 346 KB, 401x464, why.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12123725 thanks for the nightmares dude

>>	Anonymous Sat May 17 00:12:38 2014 No.12123742 >>12123735 If through some miraculous convergence of universes that you are united with your waifu, remember to always take it easy and never let her out of your sight. We'll be watching you.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 17 00:14:17 2014 No.12123747 File: 120 KB, 497x490, 1388535166893.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12123725 >>12123742

Anonymous Sat May 17 00:31:17 2014 No.12123770
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>>12123725
>>12123742

>First day at work, get a text message.
>"Are you taking it easy?"
>Immediately drop everything and sprint home as fast as I possibly can.
>Notice my apartment door is open, I'm too late.
>Slowly move my hands from my face and peek inside.
>Entire apartment is covered in shit, piss, blood and cum.
>Shit jammed up the faucets, in my USB drives, dripping from the shit-covered ceiling, my waifu is unconscious and dripping with hot glue.
>Message is carved into the finely caked shit covering my floor.
>"I f*cked you're Touhou."

JAYPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 17 00:42:29 2014 No.12123781 >>12123770 >>12123747 epic responses as always /v/r/a/s ;^)

>>	Anonymous Sat May 17 00:44:26 2014 No.12123783 File: 28 KB, 499x290, 1383535211031.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12123781

>>	Anonymous Sat May 17 01:57:26 2014 No.12123851 >>12123781 The joke here is he calls others crossboarders while failing to recognize a years-old /jp/ pasta right?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 17 02:59:30 2014 No.12123969 >>12121667 That hurts

>>	Anonymous Sat May 17 05:51:30 2014 No.12124138 >>12121570 >>12121586 >>12121610 >>12121818 >>12121908 >>12121931 10/10 waifu's.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 17 06:25:38 2014 No.12124193 File: 207 KB, 850x930, n30wsmVMig1t9vsi4o1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kagura

>>	Anonymous Sat May 17 06:51:52 2014 No.12124228 I love all the Toubros who share in my unfaltering love for all things Touhou!!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 03:34:10 2014 No.12128302 >>12124228 >Toubros don't say that

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 17:57:46 2014 No.12130000 File: 996 KB, 400x225, GIANTDADMLG420SMOKEWEEDERRYDAY2LEGIT2QUIT.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is he so perfect?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 18:08:19 2014 No.12130052 >>12124193 A+++ taste

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 19:13:38 2014 No.12130052,1 This is an epic thread

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 20:48:51 2014 No.12130427 >>12130000 Holy shit, Quads The Legend really is best touhou

>>	Anonymous Mon May 19 20:51:20 2014 No.12130438 >>12130427 Are you cool yet?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 01:01:10 2014 No.12130859 File: 426 KB, 800x750, 0wuauKZ81t9vsi4o1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12130052 Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 03:41:08 2014 No.12131058 I would love all Touhous! I also love all the Toubros who share in my unwavering devotion to all things Touhou!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 03:59:53 2014 No.12131086 File: 2.06 MB, 2200x3280, udumb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12130000

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 04:02:48 2014 No.12131091 >>12131086 This is just awful. Just awful

>>	feelchair Tue May 20 04:40:01 2014 No.12131160 File: 1.42 MB, 450x253, 1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12130000

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 09:36:17 2014 No.12131506 >>12131058 ^_^

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 09:55:17 2014 No.12131538 File: 502 KB, 1100x886, 1392425469904.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12121653 I agree.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 18:04:58 2014 No.12132565 File: 1.04 MB, 1100x1455, 6ff8d57c09ee660ce113a67808a47ad0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] suwako best toho

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 18:20:27 2014 No.12132612 File: 168 KB, 650x650, 7040196.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All night long.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 19:13:40 2014 No.12132755 File: 17 KB, 600x449, rika.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tanks and Explosions is a way to get on my good side.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 19:47:31 2014 No.12132834 >>12121397 I devote myself to Keine, Keine and Keine.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 19:59:14 2014 No.12132863 >>12121596 They're the exact same fucking thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 20:44:14 2014 No.12132965 >>12132863 no

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 20:48:45 2014 No.12132975 >>12132863 They're not even the same resolution, never mind the same checksum.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 20:53:27 2014 No.12132988 File: 544 KB, 707x1000, 1368512745085.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the most lovable toho

>>	Soto Tue May 20 20:54:42 2014 No.12132991 File: 367 KB, 1280x960, Wow, Im pathetic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remilia and only Remilia

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 21:06:49 2014 No.12133012 File: 347 KB, 1200x850, 1395353463243.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12121684 You do realize they're lying to you right? P.S. Yukari a shit

Anonymous Tue May 20 21:19:28 2014 No.12133035

>>12123601
I had a girlfriend for 4 years. Things went pretty well until she broke up with me out of the blue. I imagine the age difference for to her since she was 4 years older than me. It could be something else but I really think it might have been the age difference.

If an age difference like that could bother a human than it sure as hell will bother a thousand year old youkai. Works out if your favorite is a human but otherwise it could become an issue unless you get your hands on some of that immortality.

>>	Tom Tue May 20 21:25:47 2014 No.12133048 File: 227 KB, 700x645, touhou__eirin____by_xxkatrynaxx-d4e7yrr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 21:27:15 2014 No.12133050 File: 1018 KB, 400x386, reimudrink.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What can you guys tell me about Touhou Niji Sousaku Doujin? Is it good? Does it revolve around the story or is it just the characters screwing around?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 21:36:47 2014 No.12133070 >>12133050 That gif is hella cute. It really brightened my day.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 21:38:43 2014 No.12133077 File: 205 KB, 1250x1000, 4d058bafef2496c55c982800715f9553.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuyuko, until death do us part

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 22:03:14 2014 No.12133127 >>12133077 but

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 20:58:22 2014 No.12137769 File: 67 KB, 480x640, 41ab0ef49ad6b239d3c1e328669c7312.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 21:02:44 2014 No.12137781 File: 126 KB, 570x760, gif.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to hug Meiling. I wonder how it feels like.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 21:17:24 2014 No.12137808 File: 312 KB, 789x600, 1334089415157.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How would you and your waifu deal with the stresses of domestic life /jp/? Just how dysfunctional would your home lives be?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 22:12:56 2014 No.12137882 >>12123603 enjoy your death

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 22:43:31 2014 No.12137942 >>12137882 Parsee probably does have the most yandere potential, but that's a good thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 21:50:46 2014 No.12142842 >>12123673 That's what I'm thinking, how would I even have two 2hu's agree to have sex with me I doubt I could get one.

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