/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for Sakuya... the love of my life.

>>12094674
You said you followed a guide there. How long have you been dating?

Wouldn't you rather wait for reitaisai?

>>12094683
But this is sooner!

>>12094660
Tell Komachi I said hi.

>>12094707
I'll need a name. Tell either me or the guy who's having Sakuya teleport me.

>>12094711
Awe

>>12094715

>>12094723
Is Remilia your waifu?

>>12094736
More like my mistress.

>>12094745
Then maybe you can come with us.

>>12094680
We've been dating for approximately 11 months.

>>12095031
I've liked Flandre for about 6 years but we haven't dated. The other anon says she won't mind 足コキ either so that's good!

>>12094660
Why are you going before Cirno de Mayo?

>>12095181
Because I was here for 0⑨/0⑨/0⑨. The Cirno holiday to end all Cirno holidays.

>>12095178
I am that other anon!

>>12095204
Wait, let me get this straight, so you're the first poster to this thread AND the one who said she is open to 足フェチ? I thought you said you were going to bed!

>>12095209
The person that posted the image of Sakuya wiping a window was somebody else.

>>12095215
Oh, I see.

I just realized, three more days! She's going to be so pretty.

>>12095222
>>12095218
You must be a PST bro.

>>12095226
Nope. EST. Just late to realize. Will I have to get used to Gensokyo time?

>>12095235
Not really. Everybody is too busy taking it easy to look at the time.

>>12095271
I'm glad to hear that. Oyasumi. I'll see everyone tomorrow.

>>12094753
Gladly.

>>12095215
That would be me. Good morning. Or afternoon, over here.

>>12095678
Good morning.

This is so unfair.
When will I finally be able to go to Gensokyo?

Take me with you OP.

>>12095876
Me too. My desire to go to Gensokyo is literally driving me crazy, to the point where I hear voices promising I'll go there if I kill myself.

>>12095876
>>12095883
Guys ask >>12095271
because he said he's getting Sakuya to teleport me. But he says it takes a week.

>>12095893
Wouldn't Yukari be the one who'd actually be able to bring people there though?

>>12095902
He said Sakuya could too. I dunno.

>>12095903
I would prefer Sakuya personally because then she could train me to be a good maid so I can both be with her and serve the rest of the SDM.
It's the perfect outcome.

>>12095913
I'll be living in Flan's room eventually. Would you be serving me too?

>>12095918
As long as Flan doesn't kyu~ me, yes.

>>12095924
I'll make sure she doesn't. I'll be trained and I'll play with her.

>>12095927
Flan is a bully!

>>12095932
She's just playful!

What have I missed? What's going on in 4 days?

>>12095913
>>12095918
Sorry guys, but I won't be staying with you in SDM.
SDM sounds fun and all but I'm planning on becoming a worthless freeloader at the Hakurei Shrine.
I'll be getting drunk with Suika every day and be an all-around nuisance for Reimu.
And if she gets angry and tells me to pay or get out, I'll tell her I'll pay her with my services at night.

>>12095927
Why are loli vampires so delicious?

>>12096086
Because they're lolis and vampires.

And Ojou-samas.

>>12095369
>>12095678
Ohayou!

>>12096086
It is a mystery.

>>12096086
Extreme amounts of charisma in a tiny, tiny body.

>>12096082
Well, just be sure to come for a visit often, anon.

>>12096082
Sometimes Sakuya and I go there to take it easy! I hope you like genmaicha, Anon.

>>12096142
I fell asleep...

>>12096044
Sakuya and Anon are teleporting me to the SDM!

>>12096687

Oh.

I hope you have a safe journey.

>>12096695
Thank you! The 2hus can keep me safe though!

>>12096687
We'll do our best!

>>12096719
I know you can do it!

>>12096790
Nice tattoo, Flan!

>>12096792
It's one of those stick on tattoos.

>>12096804
I'm not sure why Remilia was writing that on Patchouli's thighs. Seems a bit lewd, though!

>>12096850
Remi is a pervert!

>>12096850
It's not my photo. I couldn't tell you!

>>12096856
This lends itself to comedic moments!

>>12096869
Flan is looking right at the camera!

Please don't bully Sakuya.

>>12096890
Too bad she can't see me.I don't bully Sakuya.

>>12096897
Oh, I know you don't, but Flan was pointing and laughing at her!

>>12096921
Flan is dirty too. Sakuya probably laughs at her too.

>>12096935
Baking pizza in the wood-fired oven!

>>12096939
I hear that's how to make pizza taste the best.

>>12096971
It sure is! Sakuya made a bunch of different pizzas for everyone. No humans on mine, please!

>>12096983
But they're so delicious!

>>12096995
Wow! You're a cannibal in the human world?

>>12096983
S-she makes them with humans? But she's human! And so am I!

>>12097000
She better not cook me when she gets me there.

>>12097000
>>12097004
Don't worry, you'll be fine! Sakuya dislikes cooking humans, but the Scarlets can't be trusted in the kitchen, so she does anyways. Sakuya and I mainly adhere to a pescatarian diet.

Something about these threads.

>>12097014
I hope the humans die naturally at least. Maybe I can teach Flan to eat other foods instead. And pescatarian? No filet mignon?

>>12097022
One thing about Gensokyo: I'm going to miss the big cities.

>>12097032
The countryside is much more appealing. Inconvenient at times, but you can take it easy so much easier in the country.

>>12097023
I'm not even sure how we get the human meat. I kind of don't want to know. You could try! Bribe her with sweets! Nah, Sakuya and I only eat seafood that we catch ourselves. Otherwise it's mainly fruits, vegetables, nuts, etc. Misty Lake is very important to us, so anyone caught littering is punished!

Aww, I'm jealous of you guys getting to go to Gensokyo, I'd ask to come along but I want to get all of my days of being a videogame playing and internet using all day lazy NEET out of my system before I go to Gensokyo, so that when I get there the 2hus won't think I'm just a lazy nerd.

>>12097014
>Patchouli
Hang in there, baby

>>12097032
That picture is beautiful. We can go to Eirin and use her knowledge to backwards engineer our technology to build ones!
>>12097037
This too. I like it more quiet, with the computer and music of course.
>>12097039
I can cook her some other meat she finds similar! Do you swim in the lake?
>>12097041
It's likely easier if you jump right in. Things happen so fast you'll adapt.

>>12097053
Whoops

>>12097053
>I can cook her some other meat she finds similar! Do you swim in the lake?
Good idea! And yes, we do. Just be careful of the large fish!

>>12097057
They don't bite do they? Fish are usually peaceful.

>>12097060
There are a few fish that you could swallow you whole! But they are few and far between. I never go swimming without Sakuya, because of this.

>>12097062
Flan can protect us!

>>12097062

SDMs in casual clothes

>>12097077
W-Wow! A night out on the town with our attractive friends!

What are the most common free time activities? I assume there's computers and TV and music if people are accessing the internet from Gensokyo.

>>12097062
Where find?

>>12097094
Internet is only possible with magic. None of the regular human villagers have access to it. From my experiences in the SDM I can tell you a few of the activities. Remi likes to practice instruments and have tea tastings, Flan likes to draw and sing, Hong likes to practice martial arts and play board games, Sakuya likes to go for walks and experiment in the kitchen, and I'm not really sure what Patchouli likes to do. I don't spend a lot of time in the Library.

>>12097117
Can Patchy heal injuries? Can she teach me magic and heal me so I can play guitar with Flan and Remi?

>>12097109
Can you re-phrase the question?

>>12097127
She might have healing magic, I'm not sure. But if she did, I would assume she would heal herself!

>>12097117
>not really sure what Patchouli likes to do. I don't spend a lot of time in the Library.
>not really sure what Patchouli likes to do.
>in the Library

It's a mystery.

>>12097147
Well yeah, that goes without saying.

>>12097022
EoSD attracts the freaky people

>>12097037
It's annoying driving for everything, but the smell of evergreens is quite nice.

>>12097146
Where Sekibanki can I find?

>>12097146
Maybe Eirin can then.

>>12097153
Eh I grew up on a farm, so maybe it's just nostalgia for me. Small town everyone knows each other.

So is this guy actually going to kill himself on the 8th or what

>>12097158
It's worth a shot!

>>12097164
No, he chose to get teleported instead.

>>12097163
>Small town everyone knows each other.
This is the only thing that always bugged me about living in tiny-ass towns. Everyone knowing everyone, so people are always helpful. But they're also gossiping. Even the postmaster in my old village would often tell her friends what packages arrived for who. I gave up ordering manga because of that.

>>12097169
Why does it matter?

People will always talk shit. It's not just a small town thing.

>>12097179
Is Yuuka gossiped about? I hear she isn't as bad as they say.

>>12097182
She's fine as long as you don't go out of your way to upset her.

>>12097182
One time I bought some flowers from Yuuka to give to Sakuya.

>>12097190
>>12097191
So she's really a sweetheart, then.

>>12097179
It's annoying when it's hard to escape. The only way out of town for me was a 30 minute ride on a greyhound each way to the nearest city that was worth spending money to go to.

I'm going to steal Marisa's broom next April first. I dunno whether to hide it in the mansion or put it in Reimu's donation box.

Saving pictures of Sakuya and tea!

>>12097245
There's tons of pictures of Sakuya and depictions. Which one is closest to the real thing?

Wait, I though only Yukari or a Hakurei could bring people through the border?

>>12097247
This one.

>>12097270
She's very pretty, indeed.

>>12097247

Any one of them that shows her as angry/stern looking and vicious.

>>12097266

You can open a portal yourself! /jp/ use to tell you how to do it, but the mods got mad. Sounds like OP remembers though.

>>12097284
Anon says he's getting Sakuya to do it for me.

>>12097295
That would save time.

feely when not able to see loli vamps b/c too scared of portals

>>12097302
I'll take pictures!

What does Sakuya think of all the fanart of her? Or does she even know about it?

>>12097309
She gets a bit embarrassed from time to time, especially the lewder variety.

>>12097316
Does it inflate her ego that so many people think of her as attractive or does it disgust her? I wonder how Flan feels.

>>12097330
She'd probably protect Flan so she doesn't hear about stuff like that.

>>12097330
She finds it curious that so many people find her attractive or in that light. She's very humble.

She also doesn't understand why people would draw her with such huge breasts some times.

Flandre is very sensitive about a lot of things, I'm not so sure how she would react to be honest. But if it was someone she loved showing her affection I doubt she would be so opposed.

>>12097352
I love her!

>>12097277
I feel compelled to tell you about one of the very lewd things I do for Sakuya. See, Sakuya is a hard worker, and her job is tough, so when the day is done the one thing she wants to do is relax. While she's bathing her sweaty body, I'm busy preparing the room for her. I light a few candles and greet her at the doorway to the bathroom. While holding her hand I guide her to the bed and plop her down onto it. She knows what's about to happen, so she lies down on the bed with her legs hanging down off of it. I start by licking her feet gently. Watching her toes squirm as I do this is very cute. With my hands massaging her soft thighs I suck on each of her toes individually until they're well lubricated. Working my way up her leg I pay special attention to her calves. They are the perfect combination of muscle and fat: easy to squish, yet firm to the touch. Once I've reached her thighs with my face I'm greeted with the sweet scent of her pussy. The juices from it flow down her leg and lubricate my chin, sending my tongue into a fury. I suck her meaty thighs as my hands make their up to her breasts. She begins to moan as I inch ever closer to her moist, dripping pussy. The sensation becomes too great and she shoves my head down into her wet cavern. The taste is sweet and fruity, and the smell is indescribable. While massaging her supple breasts with my hands I makeout with her pussy. She crosses her legs over my shoulders and pulls my head forward with incredible force. Her moaning becomes so intense that I think the whole mansion will hear. I feel her hands tighten their grip on my head as she has an explosive orgasm. Her body shivers with pleasure as she gasps for breath. I hear the faint sound of her pussy juice dripping onto the floor as I hear her softly call for me. With arms wide open she embraces me with all of her remaining strength. "I love you, Anon".

>>12097316
Huh. I admit it's a bit weird, but I don't mind the fanart I find of myself, even the lewder ones... but maybe that's just because I'm a narcissist.

I don't suppose I could go to Genso as well?
I've been trapped outside of the border in a human's body for far too long ...because Lord Enma made me fucking reincarnate against my will. The joke's on her, though-- I can remember everything now, including my past life AND afterlife. I just have to find a way to get my powers and original body back (easier said than done, but I know I have to be in Gensokyo in order for that to even be possible, as there's not enough magic in THIS world to manifest myself properly), and I'll be good as new.
Maybe I'll even cause an incident to antagonize Reimu... for old times' sake.

And, if I can't come with you guys, then at least give Reimu a message for me: "I will return someday. Prepare yourself."

>>12097414
Awe. Looks like someone else has 足フェチ! Shoulda said so earlier!

>>12097435
I don't have a strong foot fetish. I just do what I can to pleasure Sakuya!

>>12097442
So then she has one! Hope Flan does too.

>>12097448
Hong showed me this cool Chinese band! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12OezuyjCqI What kind of music do you think Flan will like? I've never asked her.

>>12097463
Well what is her maturity level?

>>12097469
She acts like a little girl! But I know she can talk and act mature if she really wants to.

>>12097471
Maybe she'd like upbeat music then. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nRxsuWeO4s

There's a lot of other music I think she could like too. She's European so she knows English right? Loving her and having a family with her might be weird then if she only acts like a little girl though!

>>12097478
I think she would! I know for a fact that Remilia listens to a lot of experimental music.

Yep, Flan speaks English. I'm sure she would act mature around her lover!

>>12097492
Maybe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0SLh7bywpM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3koc_BfZWD4

would fit her.

>>12097499
W-Were you the anon that got hassled by crust punks for bagels?

>>12097511
I don't believe I am, anon. I'm just the Flandre guy who likes music.

>>12097512
I saw Remilia listening to the Dead Kennedys once.

>>12097517
I wonder if I should focus on music that only Flan would like, or bring stuff for Remi too.

>>12097529
Bring stuff for both!

>>12097540
Ok then! I'll bring all my stuff. Maybe Remilia would enjoy ska and rock. I want to learn what kind of music Flan likes before I get Flandre to listen to my music. Try not to let Flan listen to the Wiggles. Though there's one song where they say not to bite your friends. A vampire could learn from that.

>>12097550
Nice, Flan looks like a teenager there. And good idea! I'm sure she'll like something from your collection.

>>12097601
Well, how does she look there? I figured she'd act like a 14 year old.

>>12097604
That's why I was complimenting it. Because it looks more accurate than what I'm used to seeing. This is close too: >>12094686.

>>12097608
So she does look like a teenager. Good.

Why would Flan look like a teenager? She's an emotionally stunted little girl and having a little sister look older than the older sister is silly.

>>12097612
Yeah, you wouldn't want to be lewd with a little girl!

>>12097619
Exactly my point.

>>12097624
I always misread this thread as "BDSM".

>>12097652
What you do with the 2hu you date is your business. We don't judge here.

Now three days!

>>12097698
It's like she's reaching towards you!

>>12097743
I'll be there soon.

>>12097109
I'm not sure. Try to look.

>>12097155
Meant to respond to this. Ask the other humans.

>>12097749
I'll be waiting warmly.

>>12097877
I never understood that line.

>>12097877
>>12097881
Because it doesn't exist. The phrase is "watch warmly".

>>12097885
Warmly in general I mean. It just sounds like a weird translation.

Is Sakuya flat or busty? Will we ever know?

>>12097935
She's perfect! Source: >>12097414.

>>12097939
Does she talk in a cute accent or is her English good? Or do you just talk in Japanese?

>>12097946
Her English is actually very good! She's teaching me Japanese.

>>12097950
That picture always made me feel warm.
Is she a good teacher?

>>12097954
Yes, she's very motivational. If I do good I get kisses! Oyasumi~

>>12097955
I can help her with silly little details about English even locals mess up. Like how to use "well" and "good." Even you messed that up and you're in Gensokyo. Oyasumi. Tell Flan I'll be there soon.

Remi what are you doing?

What kind of tea shall we have to day, Sakuya?

>>12099060
Is Oolong good?

>>12099066
It sure is! Oolong is Hong's favourite tea. Sakuya prefers a strong black tea with milk and sugar.

>>12099074
What is Hong like? Is she as lazy as they say or is she an easy going, hard working girl?

>>12099079
She likes to take it easy! She's pretty lazy, but nobody ever breaks into the mansion, so I guess her presence is enough.

>>12099080
How did she get so skilled in Martial Arts being so lazy?

>>12099086
She probably watched a lot of old martial arts movies to get motivated!

>>12099103
There's movies in Gensokyo? I suppose she likes Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee movies then!

>>12099106
She watched them on the Internet!

>>12099108
I should take her on as my sensei and spar with her so I can be rough with Flan and play with her to keep her entertained.

>>12099116
What kind of holds would you like to place on little Flan?

>>12099120
Any hold. I just want to be able to fight her without boring her. Or do you mean 'sensual holds?'

>>12099124
E-Either-or.

>>12099134
Why is she angry at me? Hong seems like she could be well versed in both. She can probably teach me holds I can't even imagine. Holding her little body close in any kind of way would be nice.

>>12099145
S-She's just shy! What do you hope her breath smells like?

>>12099157
Flandre's or Hong's?

>>12099159

>>12099159
Flan-chan.

>>12099178
Just normal. Not too much like blood, not too much like food. Maybe minty. I take good care of my teeth and I'm just a normal person. I'm sure the sister of someone who acts like a noble definitely would. I think I'd like her breath just as it is though.

What is Sakuya's breath like?

>>12099440
What happened to my name?

I was wrong. I have two days left.

>>12099604
Please stream it. I want to be there for your final moments on Earth.

>>12099615
I'm not killing myself. Unless you want a stream of me sleeping.

>>12099623
Sleeping and never waking up? Sure, I'll watch that.

>>12099629
see
>>12097166

>>12099633
Just make sure it's painless. If you start screaming I might have to stop watching.

>>12099635
again,
>>12095893

>>12099638

One more day!

>>12099661
Sakuya better be able to pull this off.

>>12099664
I hope you reach Gensokyo! It'd be a shame if you didn't.

>>12099750
I'll do my best. Anon says I'll be teleported as I sleep and wake up in the SDM. I'll try to get a good night's rest.

>>12099762
I can't wait to meet you!

please don't do anything harmful to yourself

>>12099780
It's you again! I'll see you in about 23 hours then.
>>12099783
Worst case scenario I stay on /jp/ and post with my Touhoubros. Don't worry, Anon!

>>12099788
See you soon~

>>12099811
I'm excited! What do you look like? What should I expect so I don't confuse you with another human?

>>12099823
I'll be the tall, white guy that's hanging around Sakuya. It will be nighttime when you arrive, so her shift will be over!

>>12099823
I hope I'll reach Gensokyo soon, as well. But, I want to be reincarnated as a female fairy. Something like that at least.

I don't think humans will last long in the SDM.

Please be careful, you guys!

>>12099845
I'll let Flandre rest then if it's night. You can introduce me and help me get aquainted and settled in if that's not a hassle! Have we hit bump limit?

>>12099867
No, it is just polite to sage when... actually I don't know if you guys ate role playing or blogging but: please don't forget you don't need to bump a conversation!

>>12099867
Bump limit is 300 posts! And that sounds like a plan, although Flan might still be awake.

>>12099875
I don't want so be roleplaying. I'm just wishing with all my heart...
>>12099877
But don't I need to be trained first?

>>12099875
Good point! I'm sorry. I will heed your advice.

>>12099879
The training session is very brief, and is conducted by Remilia.

Jesus christ can you speed up the trip

Sick of seeing this thread on page 1 every time I refresh because of your roleplaying circle jerk every night

We get it you want attention and Janny seems to support that, but no one else does

>>12099891
How late does Remilia stay up? I don't want her cranky if she's asleep and we try to wake her up.
>>12099898

>>12099898
Stop bullying!

>>12099898

>>12099900
Remilia has a very strange sleep pattern. One night she'll go to bed at 9 PM, and the next night she'll be up much later. It's hard to say, really.

>>12099918
Then I'll just spend my night meeting and greeting. The next day can be when I start to get used to things. If it's night time though when I arrive, I'll have to cook considering dinner is likely over.

>>12099931
Oh, don't worry about dinner. I'll ask Sakuya to cook enough food to include you, as well.

>>12099931
That's very sweet of her. What is served usually?

>>12099949
That image gave me diabetes.

There's typically a green salad served at every meal, as well an entree, rice, and sometimes a soup. Tomorrow's entree is yaki udon!

>>12099959
That sounds great! Now I'm hungry again. Will I be able to come and go as I please?

>>12099969
Yep! You aren't a prisoner! Although, Flan might make you her prisoner of love~

>>12099993
I mean, can I bring her home on holidays? I'd like to show her the city~

>>12099997
I'm sorry, but you won't be able to do that. She won't be able to leave Gensokyo.

>>12100019
Why? Am I able to bring pictures between worlds when I come and go?

>>12100022
Sakuya isn't able to teleport anyone into the human world. Yukari might be able to, but I'm not sure.

>>12100022
So I'm stuck there unless Yukari can help. I'm ok with that I guess since I can still have contact with the outside world.

>>12100045
That's right. And since, you didn't follow the /jp/ guide, you still have a chance to return to the human world.

>>12100052
So since you did does that mean you're dead?

>>12100057
Yup. I'll be in Gensokyo for eternity. I'm fine with it, though. Don't get me wrong.

>>12100063
So does that make you a ghost or a physical entity?

>>12100073
Physical entity that doesn't age.

>>12100084
Guess I won't age either considering I said I'd get the elixir.

You actually don't have to keep replying to each other. I know you feel like you'd let your new little posting buddy down but nobody actually gives a shit.

>>12100121
This guy.

>>12100121
Let's be positive.

>>12100090
That's right! Oyasumi~

>>12100140
Oyasumi. Let's hope this works.

>>12100121
>>12099898
Reimu plz

going to see this thing through.

Inb4 disappointment

Welp. It didn't happen. Can't say I'm surprised. Thanks Sakuya.

>>12102353
That's a shame anon, I was watching this thread since its beginning, and I was rooting for you. Hopefully you'll get to go to Gensokyo one day anon.

>>12102361
Maybe one day. I'll just let the thread die peacefully. Thank you for your support.

>>12097891
Relating to sitting-in-a-kotatsu warmly.

>>12097939

Sakuya's feet!

So apparently, Remi pretends she's related to Vlad.
What are the arguments to counter that?

>>12110768
Vlad was christian. He obviously never cheated on his wives.
And Remilia has no name before being called Scarlet Devil, which means she was illegitimate, as only rightful heirs were allowed to right to use their parents' name.

>>12110775
>Christians
>never cheat

Incest and fucking around was quite common amongst royalty back in the days as far as I know

Does anyone here who is going to SDM dare to go there dressed in Kan Colle cosplay?

>>12110768
It can't be countered, it's logic.
Except that if that's the case, then instead of being really a noble, she's a scoundrel.

>>12110775
But it was ok for him to impale people and watched their impaled bodies while having dinner?.

>>12111389
They were muslims.
And outlaws.

>>12111389
If I recall, Muslims raped his sister and force-converted his brother. And were a constant threat to his nation and people.
I can see why he would be driven to such extremes. And it worked.

>>12111460
That man is an inspiration for all of us.
He got bullied by a bunch of dumbasses, so he fucking impaled them and forced their families to build him a castle.
He' a model to be followed.

The best part is that the boyers tried to badmouth him by pretending he was some kind of unnatural monster feeding on flesh and making woodgraving showing him eating in the middle of a forest of impaled idiots.

Incidentally, that made him immortal, since everybody fucking knows about Dracula and who Vlad "Fucking" Tepes is.
A model, I tell you.

An hero.

I thought this delusional nerd was actually going to kill himself

Lame

>>12117353

>SDM thread
>literally posting literal tertiary-bait Flandre
>all this amateur-level pseudo IC RP faggotry
>this entire thread reeking of autism far beyond my own ability of grasping it

You and your kuso-taste are the cancer that kills the Touhou fandom. You are probably these kinds of people shitting on everything past IN and declaring the religion 2hus as the new antichrist, too.

Please leave /jp/ and carry on studying your PCMC choreography and watching the 235858th rehash of Bad Apple! shadow art videos.

>>12117554
Nice meme arrows. Pls go so you can tell others how to use them correctly and incorrectly on /jp/

>>12117554
Go cry somewhere else newfag.

>>12117554
>trying this hard to sound like an oldfag
Go home, neo-/jp/.