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The benign, thoughtful Exile from the Moon.

The compassionate, beloved Eternal Moon Princess.

The kind, beautiful Sinner of Eternity and the Moment.

The mysterious, eternal Inhuman Princess.

The NEET with the feet.

We already have an Eientei thread.

worst touhou!

The gentle, captivating Exiled Princess.

Inarguably one of the best characters of the Touhou game series.

>>12063691
The smelliest

Pic related to Kaguya

The modest, open-hearted Teller of Stories of the Moon.

This astute, mystifying Princess of the Bamboo Forest of the Lost

But seriously, how much cum has she swallowed to get that pale complexion?

>>12067222

I don't think complexion has anything to do with semen intake.

What's the princess listening to?

>>12070027
Various arranges of Lunatic Princess.

Kaguya is tired and so am I.

>>12070027
Mass of the Fermenting Dregs

>>12070027
Viper

I hope all of you find a reason to earnestly smile today.

>>12074793
Your post and cute picture make me smile. Thank you

>>12074793
Is smiling earnestly the same as smiling in self-depreciation?

>>12074805
To smile earnestly, you must find even the smallest piece of contentment in the bottom of your heart. Self-depreciation will only cloud your view!

The girl with the beautiful, long, flowing black hair living in Eientei is called

Kaguya is very bright!

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Please try to keep emoticons, greentext, Re, Wo, Hime and dumb questions to a reasonable min.

Wait a moment... could it be that Kaguya is the most beautiful person in the world?

>>12079970
I really like the art style of her face in this photo.

you will never live with kaguya as a neet in a japanese palace having sex all day as the plebs work to bring you everything you need

ｃｕｔｅ　Ｋａｇｕｙａ

Kaguya is an eternal young girl.

Let's bully Kaguya!

Have you ever masturbated to a Kaguya doujinshi? If so, which one?

>>12081976
I don't think I like any of her H works. Too much sappy yuri or sadism.

>>12081976
I have yet to find a good doujin.
And by that, I mean one who neither yuri nor rape.

>>12082018
>>12082087
Try this one maybe? No yuri or rape, just a high sex drive Kaguya.

>>12082092
Whoops forgot to even post it:
http://exhentai.org/g/460015/75174ea648/

>>12082096
>>12082092
It's alright. Pictures are the only real source though.

Kaguya's a bitch in heat

Things would be different around here if Kaguya was my mom.

>>12085733
Reisen is adorable.

>>12081976
Those two :
http://exhentai.org/g/354525/848f17083e/
http://exhentai.org/g/407579/a0863cb62d/

>>12063691
Her Highness is presently the leader of the largest clan of that MMO that /v/ plays. Everyone is envious of the gear she has, since it takes an eternity of grinding to get it. She never goes to IRL meetups and attempts by her clanmates to visit, or even identify, her residence have failed.

She also live streams other games and gets annoyed when her viewers ask about "that cute chick with the rabbit-ear headband" or "the white-haired MILF" that sometimes appear in her videos.

Hi /jp/. I'm a filthy fucking crossie but I just wanted to post this video somewhere in order to express my undying love for Teruyo (and confess to being a Terumoko fag).

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm21227848

>>12087543
>box of tissue
SHAMEFUL DISPLAY

>>12088994
gay

>>12087543
>the white-haired MILF
I'd hit her.

>>12091372
You should never strike a woman.

>>12091848
If the woman is a bitch, I'll fucking punch her in the face with all my strength.

And then I'll kick her throat and stare as she's agonizing.

>Kaguya

>>12092016
Even with cause, it's probably best you avoid doing that to women who can never die.

>>12092085
If she's in enough pain, she can't move.
Even Mokou ended up giving up, and Kaguya is a delicate princess who never had a rough life, therefore her pain threshold must extremely low.

Spanking her is probably enough to make her give up, so kicking her windpipe...

>>12092097
...will give you enough time to run away and kill yourself as painlessly as possible, hopefully before the pissed off, immortal alien catches up with you?

>>12092107
Bitch, please. That would mean getting outside.

And while I don't support the NEET interpretation of her, she's still someone who doesn't move that easily.

Unless she would jump in an ox cart to break my door. Guess I'll just put a trap in front of my door.

Good night mates.

>>12070027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHVrkuf2uO8
If I cut of your arms, and cut off your legs, would you still love me, anyway?

Sounds right.

>>12092126
That Kaguya. Not Lambdadelta.

>>12092760
Alright fine. How about this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0SLh7bywpM

>>12092097
She spent 300 years killing and getting killed with Mokou, she's more pain tolerant than you think.

>>12092824
>She spent 300 years killing and getting killed with Mokou
Source?
Because as far as I checked, she just sent assassins once, during IN's extra.
Or maybe you're one of these secondaries.
Don't be one of them, please.

>>12092876
Nope, sorry, the secondary here is you. Don't you know anything about Kaguya and Mokou's backstory ?
Mokou hates Kaguya because she rejected her father, so she drank the elixir to spite her, but then had to go into hiding. She ended up in Gensokyo, where she met Kaguya again for the first time in ages, and then they started murdering each other daily for three hundred years before getting kinda tired and slowing down, only sending assassins occasionally.
It's pretty well-known lore so I don't really remember where exactly it was said, but I'm pretty sure it's mentioned in Cage in Lunatic Runagate, and the rest in is Mokou's character profile in Imperishable Night.

>>12092885
>It's pretty well-known lore so I don't really remember where exactly it was said
In other words, you're just spewing bullshit without being able to prove it.

Interesting.

>>12092885
Hey, do you know that Kaguya and Mokou are gay for each other, and that Mokou is terrified by the idea of Kaguya leaving her behind because she's a lesbian or something?

It's said somewhere and everyone know that but I don't remember where it's said.

>>12092885
>Nope, sorry, the secondary here is you
I miss the time when people here actually had repartee instead of just saying "NO U".

>>12092983
>>12092997
Anon's post actually gave fairly complete sources though. Look at http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Fujiwara_no_Mokou#Official_Profiles for the reference to Kaguya and Mokou killing each other on a daily basis, and http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Cage_in_Lunatic_Runagate/Fourth_Chapter for the length of time they spent doing so (just search for "three hundred years" if you only want the direct quotation).

>>12092986
Hey did you know that Kaguya has been trying to grow a bonsai tree for 1,000 years but can't because she's too dumb to figure out water? I don't remember where it's said, but I'm pretty sure it's in Symposium of Post-Mysticism.

>>12093005
If you eat sushi at a sushi-ya, and ramen at a ramen-ya, is that what you would eat at a Kagu-ya?

>>12093005
Hey, did you know that Kaguya has been craving for dicks, but can't ride one because she doesn't know the concept of one night stand? It's mentioned somewhere in Cage in Lunatic Runagate.

>>12093008

>>12093033
Hey, do you know that unlike Mokou, Kaguya doesn't ressurect immediately? Instead, she reincarnates into a baby, while keeping all her memories. And Utsuho even tried to raise her.

I remember it's canon, I saw it somewhere but I don't remember where.

ITT : Secondaries who haven't read anything making fun of people who do actually know what they're talking about

>>12093062
>Secondaries
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

ITT : We call secondaries everyone who disagree with us.

>>12093063
People who just spew fandom shit like "Kaguya a NEET" without knowing even the most basic stuff about the characters probably haven't played the games either, so it's fair to assume that they're secondaries.

>>12093067
When it's headcanon VS canon, it's ok to disagree with them.

>>12093071
>People who just spew fandom shit like "Kaguya a NEET" without knowing even the most basic stuff about the characters probably haven't played the games either, so it's fair to assume that they're secondaries.
No.
The secondaries are just "people who never played the game". Meme have nothing to do with that.
And that's a nice definition, because I sometimes saw people saying "you haven't 1cc all of the touhous, you're a secondary".

>>12093076
If you can't 1cc some touhou game on normal mode then you shouldn't be considered a fan.

>>12093101
Go back to touhou-project.

How well would Kaguya fare in combat?
It seems she uses her impossible requests to fight, but except these, does she have any fighting ability?

She enchants my dick

Mokou and Kaguya spend ~300 years murdering one another in glorious battles of strength, fury, and vengeance.
Anyone who doesn't know this is most certainly a troll or a secondary.

Look at Mokou's profile, her canonical IN.txt says more than enough. If that's not enough for you, chapter 4 of CiaLR says it in even more detail.

>>12092876
>>12092983
>>12092997
You are the gayest gay idiots in the history of gaydom. If lord gay came down and saw how gay you were being, he'd go, "GOD DAMN are the gay idiots gay!"

>>12093484
Sniffing Kaguya's feet with Mokou!

>>12093447
If she went all out with her time manipulation abilities I imagine she'd be pretty challenging to beat. The full extent of what she's actually capable of is kind of vague so I guess this is just speculation, but she was at least able to maintain a Spell of Eternity over Eientei for a thousand years that prevented the progress of history.

That spell didn't seem to affect people the same way it did other things, but then again it was never specifically cast on them. If that, or it's opposite, could be weaponized (denying her enemy the progress of history or forcing it immediately to its conclusion) then you'd probably need lunar tech to defend against her.

Not sure that's what you meant by fighting ability, but there you go.

>>12093659
She could probably also use eternity to slow enemy attacks and the instantaneous to avoid stuff faster than reflexes could.
Basically, she could TAS her battles if she needed to.

>>12093484
>glorious battles of strength, fury, and vengeance
Don't forget the food fight, fishing contest, endurance footrace, and drinking duel.

>>12093693
If she has the stamina, of course. I highly doubt she can uses her power while being attacked.

Seriously, where's her hat?

>>12097470
Maybe that's why she's considered the most beautiful in that world. No hat.

>>12097470
Here: >>12092107

It doesn't really go with her image, though, and she had more precedent for her appearance than other characters. Unlike most Touhous she's neither an original character nor a semi-original character adapted from a mythical being or historical lineage into a single person. She's one of the only ones meant to actually be a specific character from a completely different fictional story, so changing her appearance would be more difficult to justify given that the Tale of the Bamboo Cutter is just supposed to be taken as a stylized version of real events.

I can't really think of many other characters for whom this is the case. Toyohime is supposed to be Otohime from Urashima Taro, but her character and background is stretched a lot further from that than Kaguya's is from Bamboo Cutter. That would also make her the mother of the first mythical Emperor of Japan, but I don't think her place in the myth is meant to extend past the Urashima story.

Shou is technically an avatar of Bishamonten, I guess, but again that basically means nothing with respect to the mythology's impact on her character. It's not like she was a figure in Buddhism just transplanted into Touhou.

Shit, is Kaguya actually the only Touhou basically taken straight out of her own story and thrown right into a game? She can't be.

>>12097555
I always though those 5 trials sounded like something from a story.

>>12097580
The impossible requests? In the original story she basically just made them up to try to get rid of some suitors. After arriving on earth the rumors of her otherworldly beauty began to spread and she was beset by them. Everyone throughout the country with any knowledge of affairs knew of her, and many struggled to get a look.

Her "father" - the bamboo cutter who found her and kept her in his household, for which the moon surreptitiously enriched him with gold - encouraged her to find a husband since he feared for her well-being after his death. She refused to even consider. Eventually, five candidates of substantially greater social stature than the old man, all with reputations as renowned skirt-chasers, called upon her to try to cement their reputations by wooing the most beautiful woman in the country. The old man convinced Kaguya that he could not just turn them away, as he believed all of them, on top of being his superiors in class, would make suitable matches. Hence the impossible requests she put to them, none of which any even came close to fulfilling. They all either died or humiliated themselves, and the old man relented.

She did strike up a platonic relationship with the Emperor (either Tenmu or Monmu, probably the latter) and expressed some interest in him, though perhaps not sincerely, that was confounded by the circumstances. The Emperor, at any rate, was a descendant of Amaterasu, the sister of Tsukuyomi (the current lord of the moon and likely one of Kaguya's close ancestors in Touhou, god of the moon in traditional mythology), so that match wouldn't necessarily have been as unappealing to her.

>>12097880
She just needed to find a BAMF who could handle her. Like Samuel L. Jackson or a male 2hu that isn't feminine.

>>12081976

Hime-types are my fetish
Girls with long, black hair are also my fetish
Happy-sex is also my fetish

So yes, but I always feel filthy afterwards. Fucking rape and femdom doujins ;_;

>>12097555
Funny.
It seems Toyohime is a mix between Otohime from Taro's story, and Toyotamahime from Hikohohodemi's story.

>>12098026
>enjoying happy, consensual sex in the missionary position
>not enjoying anal rape in the shower by a bunch of overweight virgins
What are you even doing here?

>>12093061
Nope.

Cute doujin though.

>>12098039
He's obviously here to satisfy his strange fetishes.
Rape is so common and boring.

Wonder when somebody will draw porn about holding hands? Now that'll be something!

>>12098106
Normal porn for normal people?

>>12098144
He's just referencing an epic meme.

>>12098159
Efe makes a cute but childish Kaguya.

only usagi may be worse than fujiwara. confirmed info

Cute.

>>12098034
That would make sense since Toyotama-hime and Otohime are different names for the same goddess, but I must admit I didn't know the Hikohohodemi story had a Touhou counterpart the way Urashima Taro does.

Threesomes with Kaguya!

>>12098544
To be honest, except for the mention of Toyohime and Yorihime marrying two of Eirin's relatives, the Hikohohodemi story isn't totally canon, so you can ignore it if it goes against your headcanon.

I just incorporated it as part of my headcanon, because it explains how the Watatsuki Sisters' husbands are related, and it makes it easier to give them a personality, as opposed to Husband A and Husband B.
Still squicky, to be honest.

Does anyone else get a boner from the fact that she never does any work? I just imagine her lazing around indulging in whatever she can.

>>12098768
I like the idea of living a carefree life.

>>12098768
No.
If anything, it makes me want to spank her and then exposes her to the rest of the house.

She doesn't even do a princess' work, like administrating the Eientei.

>>12098768
I just did. Thanks.

>>12098748
Well that does fit so I guess it's kinda implied. With regards to the Urashima Taro story, Toyohime just came out and said it was her in Cage in Lunatic Runagate, that she lied to him about being at the bottom of the sea when in fact he was at the Lunar Capital. Given that, the fact that there wasn't an explicit mention of her connection to the rest of the Otohime myths says nothing about whether she is actually connected to them, so I kinda think you're probably be right.

And yeah, any polytheistic mythology tends to be pretty squicky.

Pic unrelated.

>>12099038
The other reason I like adding Hikohohodemi's story to my headcanon is that, in the original story, he's just human, while in Touhou, he's obviously a lunarian.

Which gives me a lot of... dunno, "place"? Levy?
I'm looking for a word meaning that there are several possible interpretation for an event.

I mean, if in Touhou, Hikohohodemi is a lunarian, and if he's human in the original story, it basically allows you to imagine whatever the hell you want. Like he's an exiled or something.

And, yes, trying to make sure from mythology is tricky.

>>12098805
>She doesn't even do a princess' work, like administrating the Eientei.
Dunno if I agree. Setting aside the clinical work for the time being, in terms of approximate roles Eientei already has a Majordomo (Eirin), Steward/Valet (Reisen), Staff Chief (Tewi), and a gigantic staff. Those titles are pretty loose and don't fit their responsibilities perfectly, but my point is that the top of the Eientei org structure is pretty crowded and vertical. "Princess work" in this context should just be trusting everyone to do their jobs and making sure something happens to rectify it when they don't.

If you're the master of a household that's running smoothly there's not really any good reason to involve yourself in the day-to-day affairs more than superficially. Doing so haphazardly can undermine the authority of your direct inferiors by making it seem as if you don't trust them. In Kaguya's case, it would also deprive Reisen of the chance to prove herself as as she apprentices her way through more of Eirin's household-related responsibilities, and Reisen's legitimacy in the eyes of Tewi and the rest of the staff is kind of contingent on that.

Kaguya does take charge on some things, like event planning for parties or social gatherings, but is there really a compelling reason to get in the way of the work her staff is already handling in terms of regular household affairs? The fact that everything runs smoothly and with enough flexibility to accommodate her whims should mean that she's a good Princess.

>>12099130
Except Tewi is not part of that hierarchy, as she's basically the owner of the mansion.
Eirin is Kaguya's caretaker, so Kaguya can't give her orders.

And Reisen is Eirin's "apprentice" (it means slave), so she's not Kaguya's direct goon.


Which means that Kaguya has no goons. She sitting in the living room while Tewi takes care of the stuff , Eirin makes medicines, and Reisen get molested by faceless goons.

>>12098705
And who else?

>>12099148
0-4 : Mokou.
5-8 : Reisen.
9 : Eirin.

>>12099135
I'm fine with that assessment as well, but I don't see how it changes my point. With your thoughts in mind I still can't see how things would be improved if she started trying to run the show by herself, rather than just existing as a locus of activity for all the others.

>>12099149
Oh you lucky dog, although it looks like you weren't angling for her at all.

I'll roll against those odds.

I like Kaguya

Kaguya's a cutie.

>>12102854
Bump you mean? Because you're not fooling anyone.

>>12102900
>implying people care
Hey everyone, look at this nerd who memorized every thread to see which ones were bumped.

>>12102900

Which Kaguya is best, /jp/? Bare legs or hosiery?

>>12103550
...
Can I call a friend?

>>12103550
Bare.

>>12103579
It's already 50/50, but whatever.

Yorohime is my favourite touhou.

Also, bump.

>>12103579

Hello, Anon! The answer is hosiery, every time!

Goodbye!

Kaguya's a bitch.

>>12093101

>normal

>>12106756
Ha, no "wattafuck, man" here?

I'll do it again then.
Kaguya's a bitch.

>>12106987
Nobody like Kaguya

>>12106987
That's because Kaguya's a boring character. She has most of her backstory already written, which makes her past uninteresting, her canon personality is boring, and her fanon personality is probably the WORST, with the NEETs overused jokes.

Nothing in her is interesting.

Please do not be envious of The Princess.
And try to post pictures of Her Highness in Her thread.

>>12107257
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BvU0XGpSN7

>>12107653
Why are aussies so addicted to shitposting?

>>12092075
Fuck I wish they translate the rest (1, 2, 4 and 5).

>>12107890
Is Kaguya actually a bunny?!

>>12107951
No, she's lunarian.

Moon bunnies are pets/slaves/soldiers for lunarian, who are actually humanoid, just alien in nature.

>>12107981
You mean to say they're actually human. Humanoid means "human-shaped". Every Touhou regardless of her species is humanoid (though some only from the waist up).

>>12107999
Well, they are not earthling human, which is what I'm saying.

Like it or not, moon rabbit still has fluffy bunny tail and button ears, so they are not exactly human-shaped.

>>12078334
That is my favorite Kaguya picture, and this one is my second.

>>12103579
It's already 50/50, but whatever.

>>12108141
I like this one more, honestly.

>>12108270
>poor tastes

>>12109601
I like them both, but I prefer the one that's more detailed and detailed one as opposed to the one that's meant to look like it was written on a scroll. Sue me.

>>12109614
Dunno. Given what kind of person Kaguya is, I think the scroll one suits her more.

Show me your favourite image of Kaguya!

>>12110256
I'm not familiar enough with Kaguya images to have a favorite. Which is a pretty big contrast to Flandre in which case I have too many favorites to pick. Ones with her and Mokou in it are usually pretty cute though.

>>12110256

>>12110256
No can do since my favourite won't fly on a worksafe board, but this one is up there.

>>12110365
Then link it.

>>12110384
It's a bit of an odd image overall, but that pose is unbeatable: http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/7b0c2a29f7b2c13691f9edbe7fafd457.jpg

Pic kind of related, tangentially.

>>12110365
tfw i will never be woken up by kaguya in her japanese mansion to play vidya for 36 hours straight

>>12110417
Is that a euphemism for something?

>>12110428
DUDE WOAH

>>12110414
403, link to the main page. I can't say I approve.

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/971975

>>12110682
That's weird, it loads fine for me. I linked to the image file directly because I know that triggers the 'embed' functions of (at least some) 4Chan browser extensions. Thanks for linking to the image though, my bad.

Does Kaguya wear panties?

>>12112855
What did ancient Japanese women wear?

>>12111664
Strange it's now working for me too.

>>12112857
I want to say "nothing, to make access easier".

>>12112912
Then likely no, she doesn't.

Monthly (or yearly) reminder that Yorihime is my favourite Touhou.

>>12113427
Every time i see her or her sister, this theme comes up to my mind, with the obvious "moon bitches" edit.
http://youtu.be/j-9hh3cxfjM?t=2m48s

>>12113470
How about I end your suffering?

Really liked her spellcards on ISC

>>12113470
It seems like there would be more room for a connection since that sketch is about aliens abducting all the smart people from earth, but it doesn't really fit with the context.

It is entertaining to think of Lunarians as valley girls though.

>>12113547
"Like, Eirin won't let me go out tonight. I mean just because she's older than me doesn't make her my mother. So I was like, whatever, I'll move in with Alice. I'm thousands or years old. I'm practically an adult. She is being like, such a bitch. God."

>>12113568
Get out of here, Hatate, or you'll get a spanking.

>>12113586
"Puh-leese. You think you can, like, tell me what to do? Don't make me el-oh-el. Get me some cigarettes while you're at it. Stupid Eirin doesn't give me my allowance for another two days."

>>12113568
0/10. Who the hell want to live with that dork Alice?

>>12113604
Shanghai pls.

>>12113611
But Shanghai is Alice. So Alice is pretending to hate herself when playing with Shanghai?

>>12113627
Exactly. Wouldn't you hate being controlled completely by someone else?

>>12113602
>Don't make me el-oh-el
I knew a guy like that. He was the most irritating self-centered piece of shit I ever met. Constantly talked to everyone about his blog. He also thought I was a Nazi.

Shut up and go to your room right now, or I'll go fetch the wooden spoon.

>>12113631
I don't believe her dolls were ever established as self-aware.

>>12113649
Canonically, they're not, and she's trying to make them self-aware (or independent, I'm not sure).
Fanonically...

Is that word even correct?

>>12113647
So he was Perez Hilton?
>>12113649
I think she'd want them to be so she'd give them personalities, even if it's just pretending.

>>12113658
>So he was Perez Hilton?
No.
He was a little shit. He's the guy who made that video. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9bg7z_rectumix-by-oxxylu_music

>>12113661
Wow, that's embarrassing. I guess you're both French though.

>>12113666
I never asked to be French.
Especially with people like that giving us a bad name. You know, I said he thought I was a Nazi? He also thought I was gay. He asked me during the whole fucking year to sleep with him.
I think I still hate him more than I hate anyone else.

And this is more and more off-topic, so I'll just shut up and post Kaguya now.

>>12113670
Nothing wrong with the French.

>>12113676
In fact Yukari is french!

>>12113680
Says who?

>>12113676
That guy says the truth.

Also, I like teh moonies.

>>12113688
I know Flan and Remi are European but where is it stated that Yukarin is French?

>>12113696
Dunno, mate.
I was linking to >>12113676, not >>12113680.
And while Scarlet sounds French (if french people were English, which they aren't, therefore this is not a French name and therefore I doubt they're even French to begin with), I can assure you that Yakumo is not a French name.

>>12113696
Nowhere, it's nonsense. Just look at her name. A French name would be Hamsar ibn al-Brahimi or Napoléon le natsí.

>>12113676
Don't know whether there is a nation which has no issues at all, but here you go:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/10570527/Ten-reasons-why-Britain-is-better-than-France.html
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/9941044/Clockwork-Orange-France-a-savage-nation-book-claims.html
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/feb/23/french-intifada-arab-banlieues-fighting-french-state-extract

>>12113704
Oh I read that link wrong, since it said (you) and both posts were mine. I don't think the Scarlets are French, just...European. That's all we know, some kind of European.

>>12113709
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/10570527/Ten-reasons-why-Britain-is-better-than-France.html

>Because we're better at Rugby
My sides.

>>12113709
>A French name would be Hamsar ibn al-Brahimi or Napoléon le natsí
You do know that Algery is independent now? Or that "natsi" doesn't mean anything?

>>12113712
Yeah, sorry, I misread your post too.

I want to lovingly brush her hair.

>>12113763
How lewd.

>>12113763
Kaguya would be very pleased if someone gently brushed her hair.

>>12114947
She's adorable in this picture
>>12114955
But she's majestic in this one. I wonder which one is more like her.

>Also, I like teh moonies.

>We are the mooninites, from the hidden capital of the moon. Our race is hundreds of years beyond yours. Some would say that the Earth is our moon. But that would belittle the name of our moon, which is: The Moon.

>>12114959
Why not both?
Majestic with mere relations, cute with friends.

>>12081976
Mostly the ones where she's dominating Mokou.

I want to use Kaguya's hair as a scarf.

What do you think of Space Jin's Kaguya?

>>12115338
Reminds me of that gamer girl from some manga.
I never remember the name.

>>12115346
She doesn't have a name.

>>12115348
Yeah, that's her. The Thin Woman.
And I meant the manga's name.

>>12115338
looks like E.T.

>>12115398
more proper human looking than you

>>12115407
Says who?

Full moon night. Look at it while it lasts.

>>12117209
Is is? Time for a smoke outside.

>>12117209
Thank you. That was very nice.

>>12117213
>>12117299
cool story tripfag

Tasofro still remembers she exists.

>>12119992
>implying Tasofro wouldn't dig any character in a pathetic attempt to grab more money

>>12120002
>implying Tasofro isn't faithful to canon material, compared to other fangames

>>12120453
>implying Tasofro isn't a bunch of cash-grabbing Jews abusing their "we did games for ZUN" fame to make shit

Why is Kaguya so adorable?
Why is the fanon always treating her like shit?

>>12122104
Because secondaries.

>>12122104
Because scum.

>>12122143
Secondaries are the people who think she and Eirin are perfectly innocent, I think you've got it the wrong way round.

Not that I don't like that, god condemn ZUN for actually making 3 dimensional characters that aren't only good or evil.

>>12124350
You completely missed the point.
Kaguya is neither good nor evil, she's just constantly treated as a NEET manchild living like a parasite or doing nothing but playing video games all day, like the lowest of the low.

Kaguya's a bitch. She killed people so that she could stay on Earth, and what do she does? She hides.

What was the point of killing the emissaries from the moon if she's forced to hide forever? The Lunar Capital isn't going to forgive or forget that.

Kaguya's got some nice legs. And that pantyhose makes her incredibly sexy.

If she was legal, I'd totally her ass.

>>12124548
She already is?

>>12124553
...
I need a box of tissues.
And a Kaguya doujin.

>>12124540
Well, it was Eirin who killed them, and the Watatsuki sisters kind of forgave her for that already.

>>12124566
What about the higher-ups? The Watatsukis are just leading the Lunar Defense Corps, they're not in charge of judgement and trial.

All they do is covering for Eirin.

>>12124568
They are in charge of finding Eirin though, and since they basically aren't doing anything to find her, nothing is going to happen to Eirin/Kaguya.

>>12124619
Unless another lunarian lord decides to bypass them, and discover that they're often hanging out with a researched criminal.

>>12124548
Kaguya can use her own hair as scarf AND blanket when it's cold. And there's still room for another person.

>>12124540
Well, considering that the Lunar Capital attempted to execute her for becoming immortal, you would think she doesn't have that many ties to the Moon anymore.

>>12125608
>Lunar Capital attempted to execute her for becoming immortal
"Hey, you cannot die, but we're going to try to kill you anyway ! That way, if we're wrong and if you're not immortal, then you will die for no reason ! And if you're really immortal, then you won't die !"

GENIUS

>>12126132
They gave it a few shots, got frustrated, and booted her to Earth.

Little did they know we have Internet, so it's the best place.

>>12126134
>They gave it a few shots
This is getting stupider and stupider.

"Hey, the immortal girl we tried to kill is still not dead ! What do we do?"
"We kill her again until she dies !"
"I love you boss !"

>>12126140
Go home ddyk

>>12107922
what about 6 to 13?

>>12126954
what about shutting yar trap?

>>12128771
Right back at you, unless you have something worthwhile to say, don't bump a thread.

>>12128816
don't tell me what to do, nigger

Kaguya's a cutie.

>>12134420
Amen.

Let's blame Kaguya for all the beer that disappeared!

>>12134677
this is my fetish
keep posting

Must be nice to be a princess. You have all the time you want to do whatever you want.

Would you wear the princess's underwear?

>>12136774
No, no, no, no, no, no, you have it all wrong! Being a princess doesn't mean you can do whatever you want. It's a very demanding job, and you are expected to do princessly things, which includes lazing around all day like a princess, and also doing whatever a princess desires. Please understand this distinction, and do not underestimate a princess' job. Thank you!

Kaguya is worst Touhou.

>>12136924
word

>>12137088
Explain your point.

>>12137371
It's jive for "I agree with you, comrade."

Kaguya is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

>>12138165
I don't care, I want you to explain why Kaguya is the worst touhou.
And drop the jive, m8, we're in 4chan, not in niggerland

Have nice dreams.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>12138620

>>12138592
I'm not him. I was just explaining what he meant.

>>12138319
You're in good company. The most influential men of late 7th-early 8th century Japan can't all have been wrong.

>>12139436
Kaguya can't be this cute!

>>12140258
Really?

If you don't have anything worthwhile to say don't keep bumping the thread.

No joking around now, let's stay serious for a moment.

>>12143773
worthwhile

>>12144039
Dohohoho.

Kaguya and Patchouli are hikki friends!

>>12144457
cute

>>12144457
Which is more unlikely? Patchouli leaving the library, or Kaguya leaving the mansion?

>>12145086
I'd say Patchouli leaving the library.
Kaguya sometimes show interest in Gensokyo, while Patchouli is interested in only 3 things :
-magic
-magic
-magic
All of these things can be studied inside her library, except in case of incident.

>>12144344
>that box of tissue

Internet definitely ruined these for me.

>>12145086
Kaguya has gone exploring before. She has an ox-cart for just such occasions.

Also all that fighting, although since it technically happens in the forest I guess it's more or less not really leaving her home.

Immortal

>>12145932
whats this comic's name? looks interesting

>>12148780

>>12148780
Use Google Image Search.

>>12148780
It's "Inaba of the Moon and Inaba of the Earth".

Since it is actually an official spinoff I do feel angry at you for having to ask, but not as much as I feel bad for you not knowing, so there you go. And if you were trolling, well played.

>>12145086
Patchouli leaves the library when necessary, like in IaMP and SWR.

>>12148872
pic or it didn't happened

Can someone please post the reaction image of Kaguya and Eirin looking at the monitor

>>12152532
Just photoshop a monitor in front of them.

best touhou

Good night, princess.

>>12136895
Yes