/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Where be specifc?

Why is she so perfect?

>>12087597
Delete your thread and use the Catalog next time.

>>12075619

>>12079492

>>12087615
Those are entirely different threads.

>>12087624
No, they are just like this thread: a shitty image dump that belongs on >>>/c/. Stop cluttering up /jp/ with duplicate threads.

>>12087602
>>12087597

It goes in right here, of course. Deepthroat irrumatio is the only way to play with your favorite librarian.

>>12087628
You are wrong. This is not a s***** ``image dump''. It is a discussion thread. We are discussing sex with Patchouli.

>>12087634
You could have discussed that in either of the threads that I linked. You did not need to clutter up /jp/ with another Patchouli thread.

>>12087633

>>12087637
what if i made another patche thred just to make you angry? you'd be prety buthurt i'd reckon...

>>12087637
You're not the queen of /jp/. You can't give orders to people about what to post. Just because you hate Patchouli doesn't mean that people aren't allowed to post about her.

No it doesn't.

[spoiler[THE POPSICLE IS A METAPHOR[/spoiler]

>>12087640
Yeah, you would sure show me. I'm sure the rest of /jp/ loves seeing multiple threads for one specific character.

>>12087642
I never said I hate Patchouli. In fact, I have lots of images of her on my hard drive. And I never said that people aren't allowed to post about her. But there are already two threads devoted to her. That's one more than there needs to be.

Is your dick bigger than Patchy's?

>>12087653
By your logic we should just have one giant thread called ``LN/VN, figs and other otaku paraphernalia, 2hu, Vocaloid, doujin works and music, and diverse niche Japanese interests General'' that condenses every single /jp/ thing

>>12087659
No, that would be ridiculous. This thread is devoted to one single character. Anything that could be discussed here could also be discussed in the other two Patchouli threads. You could just have easily posted your OP and image in one of the other threads, but for whatever reason you thought that what you had to say warranted it's own thread.

>>12087659
What a leap.

Please halt all off-topic discussion and return to the topic of OP's dick in Patchouli.

>>12087655
It doesn't matter to me - if Patchy has a dick, I wouldn't allow her to use it. Not when we have sex, not for fapping, not for anything. It's just have to throb uselessly while bulging in her panties as she begs me for release.

>>12087663
I thought this thread was dedicated to things you would put your dick inside of.

>>12087673
Starting a thread with an image of a character and a comment that basically amounts to "I want to [insert verb] [insert character]" is how image dumps are normally started on /jp/. OP could have posted his sexual desires in the other two Patchouli threads.

It's okay if a little bit of milk gets spilled now and then, even though it's better if it all goes into her mouth or straight down her throat.

>>12087700
>>12087703
the miko is jelly 'cause she's not getting the jam

I was going to upload the Patchouli addon for the Super Deepthroat flash game but this board doesn't accept .swf files. You can find it and the latest version of the SDT game itself via google, however.

I want to impregnate Patchy, force her to dress is a very tight dress and walk around with her on a mall so that everyone knows that I impregnated her.

>>12087791
That's cool. I'd have her wearing a shirt that says "Daddy's Breeding Slut" on it.

>>12087791
I'd like to do that, sounds really hot. I wouldn't make her wear the shirt though. Sounds really mean.

I want patchouli to pluck my neckbeard, while I rest on her lap.

Patchouli a fucking shit

>>12088934
What a faglord.

>>12087763
SDT can be find easily, but I never heard of this Patchy addon.
Could you upload it somewhere?

I'm just curious.
It's not like I want to ram Patchy's face into my crotch and hold her in place as my pulsating cock is buried deep down her throat, spurting so much cum that I get lightheaded. No sir.