/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12078274
starting his*

Just one question: Who are you quoting?

>>12078277
>thinking greentext is only for quoting
>being this new
>summer

Are you black? Did you fug anyone yet?

>>12078279
Am not black.

I've fugged a few chicks.

How glad are you that you spent 5 years getting a worthless degree for the sole purpose of weebing it up in a foreign country?

>>12078278
No, you're the new one. On /jp/ you don't do those shitty greentext memes and instead spell out your sentences like a normal human being. It's also not even summer yet.

>>12078283
4 years and I'm a certified ESL/Special Ed. teacher in my country of origin. I could help you out with your special needs if you like. =]

>implying I'm a weeaboo

Who are you quoting?

>>12078288
I wouldn't want you teaching my children.

>>12078285
This happens but this stays up?
Are you fucking kidding me?

uhh, what does this have to do with otaku culture?

>>12078296
Idiot propably thought this is Japan/General

Now you guys aren't mad at him, you're mad at the janitor for deleting everything else but leaving stuff. If he didn't delete everything you would have no problem with this staying up.

>>12078310
That's not true

>>12078314
Then you're a hippocrit.

>>12078316
*hypocrite

janitor actually babysitting this thread
fuck you and fuck your gay cat

>>12078319
Don't correct me you son of a bitch, I'll find where you live and rip your nuts off.

>>12078320
No deleted replies on the archive, why do you think it's being babysat? I'm gussing it will be deleted soon.

>>12078324

>Don't correct me, you son of a bitch

Also, where you put the comma, you should have put a semicolon or period.

Saeg-kun why have you abandoned us? Im sorry about your dead cat....

>>12078327
*guessing

>>12078327
You definitely should not have put a comma in-between me and you there, that's a straight-through sentence. You're going crazy with the commas.

<le thinking you can use green arrows as bullet points.


good for you OP you are in japan and teaching english and now have the right to act like an elitist douche and blog about how different life in japan is. good for you

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>>12078338
Pretty sure there should be a comma there, but I can't say exactly what rule it is.

Here's an example with a similar sentence though, to prove I'm right:

>Eat this, asshole!

Without the comma, it means something completely different.

>>12078353
That's a retarded comparison.

>>12078361
Why? The two sentences have the same structure.

>>12078369
Yet one requires the use of a comma or else it sounds like something else, while the other doesn't. In spoken English there would be no pause in this in what I originally said, thus there should be no comma, but you would pause between asshole.

>>12078383
Commas in written language and pauses in spoken language don't necessarily correlate.

>>12078394
In this case they do.

>>12078401
They don't. I'm right, you fucking faggot.

That last sentence is another example.

how hard is it to get a visa in japan if you have a misdemeanor for pot on your record in america

>>12078405
On second thought, I'd argue that there IS a pause.

I'm posting a touhou because this is really off-topic.

>>12078405
You're not right you fucking nerd.

>>12078410
There's only a pause in your imagination then. I said "Don't correct me you son of a bitch" in one motion without pause.

>>12078414
>You're not right you fucking nerd.
*You're not right, you fucking nerd.

>>12078407
>misdemeanor elliot
>drug related
you're not getting one

>>12078421
Do you want to repeat this?

>>12078422
thought so
guess I'm gonna see what I can do in court to get it stricken then

>>12078423
Nah. I know I'm right and you think you're right, and I accept this situation.

>>12078429
You're not right though. You don't even understand the English language.

Please dont fight girls remember the /jp/ motto onegai

>>12078435
Yeah, whatever dude.

>>12078436
Fuck the NSJ?

>>12078278
People like you going into other boards for their first time and start calling other people new is so common it's not funny anymore.

>>12078274
Might as well ask off-topic op a question since this isn't being deleted. They say you don't have to know any Japanese, is that true? I'm applying to start the program in 2015. While I am studying Japanese, it's still going to be at an atrociously bad level.

Why did they deny my application? Was it because of my crippling social issues?

>>12078585
I wouldn't suggest teaching if you have social anxiety. You'll probably get bullied by the kids you're there to teach.

I was a Tohoku ALT too.

What's your prefecture's meibutsu?

>>12078571
Don't even bother telling them that you're learning japanese unless you want to get skipped over onegaishimasu

>>12078752
Why

>>12078783
because the point of JET is to get people who don't know about japan into japan.

>>12078274
is this a program for pedophiles like the picture indicates?

Fuck off weeaboo.
>>>/int/
>>>/lang/
>>>reddit.com/greentextstories

Assuming all this impotent rage hasn't driven you away, how rigorous was the selection process? I've gotten wildly varying accounts from friends who've done it and I'd like a ballpark figure for the odds of someone who goes to a nonshit state uni, is working for a Jap-tongue major, and isn't socially inept

>>12078997
Why don't you just google it faggot?

>>12078997
>nihongo major
yeah... you're going to get skipped over and if you ever want to get a visa, your education is going to set you back lol
why waste all that money on a non marketable degree?

Wow going to teach English in Japan is just so otaku culture!

tfw applied 3 times but got denied every time because socially retarded

>>12079713
How do they know you're socially retarded? Do they do an actual interview for it?

coool blog thread dudess

>>12078338
>>12078353
>>12078361
>>12078369
>>12078383
>>12078394
>>12078401
>>12078405
>>12078410
>>12078414
>>12078421

When indicating the subject of the sentence in vocative case the correct grammatical convention is to use a comma.

The original sentence in question was correct, Grammarlords.

>>12078288
>not a weeaboo
>posts on /jp/
wut?

>>12079723
Obviously.

>>12078857
Really?

>>12078274
Do you really need graduate in Bachelor to join? Usual Diplomas don't cut it?

>>12078274
I'm going to tohoku uni next year. How costly is living?

>>12080391
As an add on to the dude's question, how much is gas in metro Tokyo?

Janitor approved thread.

>>12079765
pls come back to /h!p/ tc man

If I might hijack this thread, I'm going to be doing that MEXT Scholarship. The exams are in about 40-60 days. There is a separate interview.

Any tips? I'm quite passionate about learning both my chosen field of study (physics/engineering) and the language.

>>12080428
Why are you so poor? Get money take EJU go anywhere you want.

>>12080436
I'm not poor, but I
1. Would not feel right asking my mother to pay for flights, accommodation, essentials and a university fee when I already live at home and attend a local university
2. Would not be able to reasonably pay my own way though it, even taking a student loan, which I am opposed to