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>>12061089
>>12061092
What is the best non-human japanese to english translator?

>>12061100
Ixrec

machine translators don't work well with japanese

>>12061115
Machine translators don't work well at all. The little portable ones and the ones people have on their phones do still work well enough for basic communication.

>>12061153
you can still make out some sense with most languages but japanese is not one of them

i dont now imge
but i think wald wid ward is hand syic

>>12061165
God, fuck off.

>>12061111
Pure ownage...

Use Line

bable fish

>>12061168
Take it easy newfriend.

Google translate is a fine tool.
The problem is you are probably using this tool for something it shouldn't be used for.

balbefish

That union flag is wrong.

>>12061204
This, Line has a pretty good translator

>>12061080
It works for me, but I also assume every Japanese is shizophrenic.

>>12061204
What's that?

>>12061080
Yahoo! Honyaku
http://honyaku.yahoo.co.jp/transtext/

>>12068587
That one will be wrong soon.
Goodbye scotland

>>12071449
They'd be pretty fucked if they actually left.

I'm japanese〜.
I recommend 'Excite translate'.

>>12071449
The only thing Britain will own soon will be England

I use that one, more decent than google translate~
http://translate.weblio.jp/

>>12072069
kawaii kawaii kawaii

>>12072080
kawaii <3

>>12072085
you're so kawaii, i love you so much <3

>>12072087
you're much kawaiier, i love you so so so so so much <3

>>12072089
nononononono, i've never seen anyone as kawaii as you <3 you make the world a much more kawaii place and i love you so so so so so so so so so so so so so much <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

>>12072094
kawaii.

>>12072109
you're more kawaii than Madoka. <3

>>12071493
Not really.
We have all dat oil, our power is self-supplied, we have better ties with Russia than England does, as well as various European countries in fact.
We have a lot of great exports as well apparently, some of the bigger ones being food and drink (drink especially)

Note that Scotland only joined with England way back when because England was financially fucked.
The reason David shitcunt is so desperate for Scotland to stay in the UK is because he knows it is needed.
England in general pays less tax compared to Scots.
Not only that, our general NHS is better despite there being more doctors per person and us paying less overall. (and since I have been in and out hospitals every years since 2005, I know that all too well. They have improved considerably the past 4 years ever since some changes rolled out with support staff)
England is a disaster. It is a real shame. All it has is London, pretty much.


Anyway, for translations, one thing I found that helps but is extremely slow is translating word-for-word, before doing the entire sentence.
It can usually provide a better understanding of what the actual sentence is.
I've been doing it with Russian recently to help fix the awful translations given back by the standard machine translation.
I was thinking of writing a script to do it automatically.
Don't think Google will like that though.
I might just download some dictionaries for languages and do that part on my computer, then use Google as a backup if no translation is found. (slang words mainly)