/jp/ - Otaku Culture

why am I giggling

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

TAKE IT EASY NERDS

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>>1202787
>>1202764
>>1202763

awesome

>>1202787
What the fuck.

blargh

Testing the latest in chemical warfare.

>>1202787

I still have NO IDEA what the fuck is happening in the last four frames.

She's...lighting a match..and Alice's eye pops out? WAT

Anyone have that comic where Marisa eats her children to save them from Yuyuko?

What.
The.
Fuck!?

>>1202982
It's an illustration for flower-hat yukkurisa. It's probably something like a whip, swinging it at her eye could pop it out if you did it right.

Flower-hat also made makeshift spears and blowguns, so expect some semi-clever mechanisms.

>>1202982
makes no sense to me either. i didn't even think that was a match

>>1202999

I thought it was a stick or something, it looks like she's pulling it out of the ground.

>>1203023
>>1203029
It looks like it might be a trip-wire of some sort. Note "swash" meaning she's swinging it, not pulling it. Probably a whip or a flail maybe.

It's just a bat or a heavy pipe. She has to drag it because it's too heavy, but when she manages to swing it it deals a lot of damage, popping alice's eye, and propelling her like a baseball ball.

But the comic confused me at first too- before I realized there are two different marisas.

Okay guys, I am trying to draw some yukkuri comics, but I was wondering if there were other touhous I could draw. Ones that aren't totally one-dimentional in characteristics, and can be used as a "generic yukkuri" like a Reimu or Marissa.

>>1203033

You should go post it on /k/ and ask, they RAAAGE at anything remotely weaboo.

>>1203358

I managed to get a FMP thread going that was initially a bunch of /k/ommandos saging and raging about how they were way more awesome and nothing at all like some dumb weeaboo anime character such as Sagara Sousuke.

>>1203349
How about the attempts of a Kimeemaru to incorporate itself into human society, and the hardships and discrimination it faces?

A Marisa has just been captured by a man whose field it was looting along with its spouse
Reimu. The man has hanged it from a branch, and is using it as a punching bag. It refuses to
submit, but the man keeps hitting it. Elsewhere, the Reimu is apologizing to the Marisa it
loved and running away. A week later, it returns to take the body with it. It finds it still
suspended from a tree, covered in injuries. It has several words written on it. Reimu tries
to take it down, but it can't, and it bawls. It then decides to at least take the hat with
it. The hat, however, was being used as a toilet for the past week, and is now yellow and
full of shit. Reimu bawls even harder at the suffering Marisa endured, and decides to go home and take care of their numerous children. Their food supply is not enough for the winter,
which is why they decided to go to the humans' fields. They hear, however, a rumor about the
Eiyayurui, a place where you can take it as easy as you want, without worrying about
anything. The mother initially dismisses it as a rumor, but as hope for the winter wanes, it
decides to set off for there. At night, they stay at a tree hollow, but a Marisa comes in and
begs them to let its spouse Patchouli rest there for the night. Reimu is reminded of its
brave spouse, and lets it stay there. The next morning, they say goodbye and continue on
their way. They eventually reach Eiyayurui. The kids, overjoyed, start chasing butterflies,
but the first kid that eats one starts groaning and throwing up. Apparently, the butterfly
was poisonous. The mother goes to take care of it, and the rest of the kids, disgusted by the
sight, move on to a tree that has delicious-looking fruit. They start bumping it, but instead
of the fruit, they manage to bother a beehive. They run away screaming.

>>1204047
Eventually, they reach a hill on which they find a Marisa/Patchouli pair trying to get refreshed. Reimu tells them that they're too young, and they shouldn't do that yet. The kids start making fun of the Patchouli's injuries, but Reimu headbutts them and scolds them, and then gives Patchouli a leaf to cover its wounds. Soon afterwards, however, they are attacked by a swarm of locusts. Reimu tells the older kids to run away, and takes the chibiyukkuris into its mouth. It then realizes that it has made too many kids, as the smallest one falls out. For a moment, it weighs its life against the life of the rest of the kids, and decides, in tears, to abandon it. At the last moment, however, the Marisa saves it, and they escape to safety. They relax for a while, until they figure out that Reimu's oldest kid is missing. The one she had the
most memories of, and the one it considered the most beautiful. Marisa wants to go and look
for it, but Reimu and Patchouli stop it. They then bawl for a while, and move on to get out
of that hell. The path, however, is difficult, and one of the chibiyukkuris falls off a small
cliff, but gets suspended in midair from something like white string. "It's like I'm flying
in the sky!" Many chibiyukkuris are jealous, and jump there. Patchouli, however, starts
screaming and throwing up. The reason being, that's a spider's net, and two spiders the size
of a human hand are approaching. They inject some poison into them, so they can't scream from the pain of being eaten, but the rest are screaming enough for all of them. The mother turns away and apologizes for its foolishness, but as it faces the otehr way, one of the remaining kids is kidnapped by a huge locust. It starts cutting up its ribbons. Reimu is shocked, as Marisa thought that kid's ribbons were exceptionally beautiful, and always took care of them.

>>1204059
After a while they hear buzzing again, but they decide to charge through. Reimu takes all the chibiyukkuris in its mouth (it has far less of them
now, so it can even talk) and they run up the hill ahead of them to exit the forest. On the
way up, however, the Patchouli throws up and starts convulsing. The leaf falls off, and
Marisa screams. "WHY IS PATCHOULI'S FACE VIOLET!!?" It probably ate a butterfly, and is now
seriously ill. Reimu and Patchouli itself realize that it's too late, but Marisa doesn't want
to admit it. Patchouli asks the Reimu to use it to save everyone, and Reimu nods and knocks
it down the hill, towards the locusts. Marisa is furious, and jumps after it. Reimu is also
furious at Marisa's idiocy, and after screaming at it for a while, moves on. They eventually
get out of the forest. The kids are shocked and can't speak, but Reimu thinks that now that
there are less of them, they'll need less food to survive the winter. How comfortable. They
find a hollow and sleep for the night. The next morning, they're healthy again, but one of
the kids is missing. Reimu has a bad premonition, and they all set out to look for it. Reimu eventually gives up and decides to abandon it, but at that time, a horrified scream from one of the kids alerts it. It prepares itself for the worst, but it's stoll shocked; the missing
kid is hanged from a tree, just like its parent was. Its trauma is revived, and it goes
berserk. The kids start bashing themselves against the tree, and the hanged one eventually
falls down. The mother returns to its senses, but the kids are horrified of it, and accuse it
of being a murderer. Eventually, one of the older ones intervenes, and brings them to their
senses. They gather around Reimu, and they set off toward their home. The child that defended
it earlier, the secon oldest and most intelligent of them all, asks why its sister was hanged. Reimu says that it was probably humans.

>>1204066
The kid has doubts, but they eventually drop
the subject. Reimu, however, keeps thinking, but it can't figure out what did that. As it continues absent-mindenly, the kids fall into a trap. Of the four remaining ones, one has disappeared. It despairs, while the rest of the kids look for it. The eventually find it, stabbed by an obviously sharpened piece of wood. Reimu tries to pull it out, but the other end had a knot on it, and the Koreimu's body is torn apart. The kids scream at it, and it feels its motherhood snapping.The eldest of the remaining ones tries to calm the others down, but they run away. It calms Reimu down, and they set off to find them, but they end up triggering a trap, and two pieces of wood swoop past them, crashing into a tree and leaving two dark stains; the kids that ran away. Reimu goesn completely insane, and starts talking to its spouse Marisa, promising to make more kids. The remaining kid tries to comfort it, but Reimu has lost touch with reality, and rapes it. The Koreimu writhes and screams, but Reimu
keeps going. After they get refreshed once, Reimu says that they should go back to their nest to get refreshed more, not recognizing its child anymore. At that moment, a net catches Reimu and suspends it in midair. The culprit then reveals itself; it's the Marisa whose Patchouli
Reimu knocked down the hill earlier.

>>1204071
It says it killed the ones earlier as revenge for
Patchouli, and takes the Koreimu away. It then returns with two sharp branches, cuts the
Reimu down, and puts down a poisonous mushroom. It tells the Reimu to stab the branch into the mushroom. They then fight, and Reimu stabs the poisoned stick into the Marisa. It turns
out, though, that Marisa had hidden the Reimu inside it, and it took in the poison. The
Marisa says that the first kid, the hanged one, was still alive, until they tore the vine it
was hanged with. The other two as well, Reimu could have saved them by taking the blow from
the pieces of wood they were on. It then expires, and Reimu goes completely crazy, screaming
at everything and bashing itself against a tree. It then starts jeering at Marisa, but something bursts out of it and stabs Reimu. A rhinoceros beetle that Marisa kept inside itself. It starts digging through Reimu, eating its bean paste. More of them come out of Marisa, and start eating. Reimu can't resist anymore, and is just getting eaten easy.

Nobody will reveal the secrets of the Eiyayurui.

(Sorry about the spacing, I guess I saved it with the wrong format or something.)

Also, this goes between >>1204059 and >>1204066:

>Reimu decides to harden its heart, and moves on, with the kid's screams for help echoing in its ears.

HEY ANON.
YOUR STORYS SUCK.

>>1204537
GUESS WHAT
THEY'RE NOT MINE
YOU MISSED, TRY AGAIN

>>1204537
I don't think you know how sage should actually be used.

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>>1206024
It's translated. It's been translated. Why are you posting the raw? And starting from page 2?

>>1206024

>>1206042
Page 1

>>1206014
Page 2

Page 3

>>1206042
Because I don't have the translated one, and my files somehow were in wrong order.

I know why Anonymous wants to torture and kill yukkuris. Yukkuris are never alone: they always have friends, a family and lovers. Anon is just extremely jealous.

>>1206073

>>1206073
That's why Anon bullies and torture them.
However, I want to bully them, and I have family, friends and lovers. How odd...

>>1206064
Whoops, sorry, I went a bit trigger happy on deleting the stuff I posted.
This is page 2, previously >>1206014

>>1206073
Just keep telling yourself that.

A thing to do with a stun gun and a yukkuri.

Please find a stun gun with large prongs. This is a good one.

Carefully select a yukkuri so the distance between it's eyes matches the distance between the prongs.

Firmly grasp the yukkuri with one hand. Make sure your hand is dry, wear a rubber glove if unsure.

Touch the eyeballs of the yukkuri with the prongs. If you need to, push it in under it's eyelids.

When you activate the stun gun, the yukkuri will most likely experience a very unique feeling.

>>1206073
I guess that's exactly why I DON'T want to torture them. I'm so ronery.

By the way, the rest of you guys? Enjoy dieing alone and then burning for eternity in hell.

>>1206259
>Enjoy dieing alone
I plan to

>and then burning for eternity in hell.
hahahahaha no

>>1206259
At least when we get there we will still have one another to torture while you will continue to take it easy alone in heaven.

>>1206276
I don't mind solitude.

I guess that the physical manifestation of pain in yukkuris progresses like this:
1. small amount of tears
2. twin waterfalls
3. shivers
4. mental break down

>I don't mind solitude.
>Enjoy dieing alone

I'm sorry, what?

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>>1204079

You have interesting ideas but this is poorly written. Take more English classes.

>>1206293
What? I'm going to enjoy dieing in solitude. You should too.

this is the most disturbing meme ever.

>>1206343
STOP SPELLING IT WRONG

>>1206326
It's a summary. I didn't write it.

you'll go blind, deaf and mute during your last moments of life

no matter how many friends you have, you will face that moment alone

>>1206343
Read both lines I quoted. Unless you weren't the first one, in which case you responded to an insult directed at someone else.

>>1206383
Yes you did. You typed it out. That's the first time I've seen that story, so it wasn't a repost.

>>1206397
Pff, whatever I have god.

Right, god? God...hello...?

>>1206453
...It's a summary of a story. I wrote the summary. A Japanese Anon wrote the story.

Or are you trolling?

>>1206397

fffffffffff

I'm going to take the Klingon route and die in combat. Except I'm not a Klingon

>I didn't write it
>I wrote

Hmmmm.....

>>1206472
If you think you're being funny, you're wrong.

>>1206453
Summary Anon never tried to write wonderfully, he simply retells what japanese fics he has read.

>>1204099
>>1204809

Thank you for the long fuku story, although I must say the original author sure liked killing all of the koyukkuris quickly.

Also translation request. Alice is...troubling in this one.

>>1206471
Klingons don't have an afterlife. They believe that your spirit ceases to exist.

Enjoy ceasing to exist.

>>1206453
>>1206467

Holy shit I'm confused. Is the first person at >>1206453 talking about how he hasn't seen the story on the Yu.doc, or thewaterducts?

>>1206523
There's a strong emphasis on the mother taking care of the kids because they were the only remaining bond between it and its spouse. I don't think it actually loved them that much. As for the picture:

2) Yu- Yu-
3) It is...
It is miiiiiiiiine!!!
(the Nobel prize)

(Here, Alice uses the first person pronoun "washi", normally only used by the elderly.)

Uhh...how do I assemble this?

Back from playing touhou.

>>1206453 here
I realized this soon after I started playing; if >>1206326 meant that the story was full of grammar mistakes, then it is the fault of the person who translated it into english and typed it up.
If he meant that the story just had poor flow, plot, whatever else an english major could find a problem with in a story, then it is likely the fault of the original japanese writer, or details were just lost in translation.

In the latter case, no one is to blame. In the former case, the translator could use additional help with English. Of course, it's a translation so English may not be the translator's first language.

>>1206589
I always thought people preferred Summary Anon's style because it was usually quick and to the point. I guess the problem with this one was that it was longer than the usual summaries.

>>1206588
...shit. Yukkuri papercraft.


I'll go work on that now and take pics later.

>>1206589
>Of course, it's a translation so English may not be the translator's first language

For the record, it's not. And I type the summaries as I read the stories, so they're bound to be a bit fragmented at times. I usually read many of them together, so if I don't do it this way, I tend to confuse and/or forget details in the summaries.

I love the art style of this person who did the pictures for a yukkuri VN.

>>1206612
Oh, I have no problem with summary Anon's style. I would prefer a full translation, but quantity over quality with these stories. I was just pointing out the mistake of the translator saying he didn't write it. He's not the author, but he did write the english text.

>>1206294

The mere idea of a yukkuri tequila made from mukyuu makes me ill.

>>1206642
>yukkuri VN
What?

So what happened to the Yukkuri Exodus story with Yukari?

>>1206640

I believe the translator was referring to him not being the writer, and thus did not "write" it. He wrote the summary, but he did not write the original story. Oh well, let's not get into a huge discussion about interpreting what "write" means.

And for the yukkuri VN thing, it's just images. It's not an actual VN.

>>1206682

>>1206689

>>1206691

>>1206682
>>1206689

Inspired dialogue.

>>1206695

Wasn't there a story about a gigantic Patchouli yukkuri in the last thread? It looked pretty interesting, and I was wondering if I missed the continuation of it since it 404'd.

>>1206640
Summary Anon and the translator you mention are the same person. >>1206326 thought that the story was my original work, and thus thought that I wrote it badly, so I corrected that point. I wrote the summary, but not the original. It's a summary, so of course it's not detailed, and it doesn't follow all the rules of narration.

I hope we're done.

>>1206682
Ah. Damn. Would've been interested to see, if only to see how retarded it'd be.

>>1206666

"You can not possibly defeat the myriad gods, but there is another way"

Yukari pointed at the yukkureimu and yukkurisa

"TAKE - IT - EASY"
another robotic phrase was heard from the two

"These two are the very first yukkuri created by the nameless gods. They know no suffering, but they know no joy, either. These two gave rise to all other yukkuri"

Yukari pointed to the lone yukkureimu
"Yuu~ take it easy!"

"Among the myriad gods was a being named m*****. Lord m***** decided that your kind should be given a wider range of emotions. This, was the result. "

"Every sense.. every emotion your kind has ever felt... all started from here"

"yh.."
Yukkureimu did not know what to say

"Normally what that has passed cannot be changed, but your existence is one that has not been acknowledged by the God King. This means there things that I can still do"

"yh..."

"So then, let's just make it simple. Cross the border and kill that yukkureimu. Kill the one responsible for all your pain and you will suffer no more"

"YuU!?"

>>1206706
Well by the post you linked, all the Yu-ing does look retarded enough.

>>1206707

"re..reibu does not understand.."
"but this other reibu is to blame, right?"

Yukari smirked

"yes, kill that one and you'll never have to suffer again"
"reibu can take it easy?"

"no quite, you won't be able to do that too"
Yukari was clearly enjoying this

"..? Reibu does not understand"

"no one will hurt you ever again.., but you won't be able to take it easy"

The two yukkureimu argued among themselves

"let's kill her and nobody will bully reibu again, easy"
"noo~~ but we won't be able to take it easy~!"
"we can take it easy when there are no more bullies!"

The argument was getting physical now. And soon things reached a climax.

Ending A:

Yughiighh~!

Yukkureimu did not want to do it, but the needs of the many outweight the need of the few. After reluctantly killing the other yukkureimu, Yukari helped her cross the border and instructed her on how to kill the archetype yukkureimu.

At once, all of yukkureimu's senses are assaulted by a sensation she has never felt before. Her existence was being denied. Still, she persisted. With one last leap she pushed herself and the achetype yukkureimu across the border a reality.

Yukyuu!!?
BIFF!

"With this.. everyone can take.........."

This transgression did not escape the wrathful eyes of the God King who proceeded to destroy them both. The God King then went back to his daily drinking session.

Thus, all across fantasy, the yukkuri went a transformation. Nay, a regression. The yukkuri were reverted to their archetype state of not knowing pain, joy nor sapience. "TAKE - IT - EASY"

Yukari had managed to alter causality and time has reverted for the yukkuri-kind.

Over time, everyone lost interest in the yukkuri. The yukkuri knew no more pain.

The End

>>1206705
This is the only thing I can think of. Is this it?
>>1202820

And the previous thread is still on the archive, ya know.

Ending B

Yukkureimu charged at the archetype yukkureimu, however..

yu!?

Archetype yukkureimu managed to dodge at the last second.

yuuuUUU!?

Yukkureimu crashes into the yukkurisa and yukkureimu pair, propelling all 3 of them across the border. As dictated by the laws of canon, the God King could not accept this, and erased them.

"yuu!?" "what..?!"
Instantly following that, the remaining yukkureimu on the border starts to dissolve

"gyuughhh!! why! what issshh....khh..!!"

All across fantasy, the yukkuri-kind dissolve into dust. With their point of origin erased, everything soon followed.

1 year later

"Sigh..."
"Is there something bothering you, my lady?"
"Well, I just thought how nice it would be to eat a koyukkuri right now..."
"Well, I guess it can't be helped."
"Youmuuuuu.. I'm hungry"
"If you're willing to wait, I will prepare something. How does fried night sparrow, sound to you?"
"oooh.. I'm in a better mood, already"

The End

>>1206721
Yes but you can easily find a ton of yuing anywhere. From the pictures, it (would) take place from the viewpoint of a yukkuri and has no serious abuse. Can you imagine how retarded THAT would be? Even if it was only as long as OMGWTFOTL.

61. in the Yu.doc is confusing. 60. talks about how a man kidnaps a Reimu, Marisa, Chen, Myon, and Remirya and uses them for stress relief in the Factory.

But in 61. it goes like this-

When they come back he tells them what they usually say: "This is Oniisan's home! If you can take it easy, stay here!" They can't prove the opposite, since their personal items have disappeared. They end up being grateful. The kids then ask for food. Anon says "I said I'd let you stay here, but I never said I'd feed you. Understand it easy." The mother goes out to look for food. Meanwhile, Anon wraps the kids in a cloth and throws them in the river. When the mother returns, he says they were eaten by a crow. "Why didn't you protect them?" "I said I'd let you stay here, but I never said I'd protect you. Understand it easy." "Yu...I understand easy." That night, he surprises it bu hitting it with a log while it's sleeping. He then says "I said I'd let you stay here, but I never said I'd let you live. Understand it easy." He goes on to explain everything he did, and says that if it had understood earlier, it could have saved its young. He then leaves the cave.

What is it continuing? This Anon is in a cave, not a factory.

>>1206763
The numbers and order have gotten mixed up. There's at least one duplicate in there and I think every story that references a specific number is wrong

Remember Tunusa's story on a Yukkurisa invading the home of a Yukkureimu? He continued it by 6 more pages.
I would start off with the first 2 translated pages, but they're found here. >>1204182

I'll go straight to the 6 non-translated pages.

>>1206803

>>1206763
I wrote that one a few months ago, so I don't remember very well, but I think it was a stand-alone. Maybe the first part is missing?

>>1206804

>>1206818
Shit, gotta go somewhere.

http://tunusa.web.fc2.com/flame2.html

The rest can be found here. It's under the 2nd heading that has only two links. The 2nd link is the one you click to see the newest ones. Hope this gets translated.

>>1206705
Magical patchouli yukkuri. I was somewhat making it up as I go along, but I found that I didn't have a nice way to end it. A whimsical or silly note would have been best, but I took a wrong turn towards grimdark when the gangster got shot. I decided to leave it there rather than finish it on a dark note.

those things look like early touhou's marisa and reimu

Do you want to know what I think, Anonymous? I'll tell you. I think that in time the dosuyukkurisas are going to conquer the western hemisphere. Of course it won't be quite in our time and of course as they spread toward the poles they will bleach out again like the rabbits and the birds do, so they won't show up so sharp against the snow. But it will still be the dosuyukkurisa; and so in a few thousand years, I who regard you will also have sprung from the loins of Yukkuri kings. Now I want you to tell me one thing more. Why do you hate them?

>>1206753

Ending C (True End)

"w..wait,how about the meereeud gwoodsh?"
"Yuu! let us talk to them, easy!"

Yukari looked mildly surprised.
"Their language is one that you can not comprehend. But if you insist, I will try something"

Yukari made a gesture with her hands and the space around them contorted.

"yu?"

At once a myriad collection of thoughts assaulted the minds of the surviving yukkureimu.

Voices.. many voices. Some gentle, some warm, some cold and many of them harsh. Most of the thoughts were cruel voices demanding their sufferings, but amidst of that there were also affectionate voices.

YuuuUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuu!!?
Ykhh..!?

One, two, three seconds passed, but for the yukkureimu it felt like an eternity.

Only one yukkureimu came back from that experience. The other yukkureimu was reduced to a drooling, crying lump of her former self. Her mind has been ruined. Such is the influence of the myriad gods.

>>1206908

Thus, the fate of the yukkuri fell upon one last yukkureimu. And her choice was surprising one.

"Yuu...uuu . uuu.. have made a choice"
"..uu.. take me home"

Yukari granted the yukkureimu's wish without any more words said. She had already understood this yukkureimu's reasoning.

With the choice she made, the bullying upon yukkuri-kind will not stop. But it also meant that once in a while, they would experience moments of happiness. Yukkureimu knows this because she has sensed a touch of kindness among the many voices of the myriad gods.

It doesn't have to be her, or her children, or even anyone closely related to her or her friends. But as long as there was chance for a yukkuri to be happy, no matter how small it is, it is still a possibility.

Yukkureimu deemed that it was still better than having to lose their ability to feel anything. Yukkureimu went home and explained her story to the other yukkuri. At first she was given a hero's welcome, but soon affections soon turned to anger as they did not understand her decision. They blamed yukkureimu for the deaths of 999 other yukkuri and tortured her to death.

Still, it was said that yukkureimu died smiling.

The End

>>1206849

PATCHY'S PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAAAAAAAD

>>1206938
That Marisa is a humongous asshole.

>>1206900
That's not taking it easy. They'll never get past invading people's houses.

>>1206955

her mother was a yukkuri-alice, obviously

>>1206753
Another anon wrote an alternate end, it branches of the story a bit earlier, right after the last yukkurisa is defeated, and there are only 2 reimus left.

::clap clap clap:: Yukari was amused.
"So, the last ones standing are the red white types... Well, you were always the purest of your kind. Well done"

"However, this time there is only place for one, so, you'll have to fight a bit longer."

"Reimu doesn't want to fight, we want to take it easy"
The other Reimu concurred with loud "yu"s

Yukari just smiled, and approached one of them.
"See that yukkuri?" she said, pointing to the other "You can't take it easy as long as she's here."

"Can't take it easy?"

It took a second for the implications of that to sink in, and then, despite their long journey together, despite all the hardships they fought off together, the yukkureimus jumped at each other, with intent to kill.
They were matched in size and strenght, so the fight was long and full of bean paste, but eventually, the battered winner stood alone.

"So, we have the winner." laughed Yukari. Turning away from the confused and shocked yukkuri, she whispered "Just as planned."

"Enjoy your prize, the whole eternity of taking it easy!" having said that, Yukari turned around and started to walk away.

The lone, wounded and shocked yukkuri managed to whisper: "my prize? I can take it easy?"

"Yes, little one, your prize is close, can you hear it?"

And indeed, there was an odd sound, coming from the distance, closing in. The sound itself could not be described, but it signified a change. There was blue sky, and the floor suddently was covered in snow. As the sound approached, yukkureimu quickly regained strenght, it's wounds healed miraculously.

>>1206992
Before the area of change reached her, Yukari opened up a gap and left.

Yukkureimu was looking around wide-eyed. It was snowing now, but it felt nice. A comfy pillow sprouted out of the ground beneath it. A cup with warm tea appeared in front of it, as did some cakes and cookies.

Grabbing one cookie, Yukkureimu announced "Take it easy!"

And then it was saved as a .jpg, and would spend forver roaming the internet in this form, cookie in it's mouth, a caption over it's head and happines on it's face.

>>1206998
Oh ho, why not break the fourth wall? Nice one, Anon.

damnit Yukari!

>>1206803
>>Yukkurisa : This is Marisa's home, but...
>>Yukkurisa : If you bring me food, I'll let you take it easy!
>>Yukkumom : Okay!
>>Yukkumom : Wait here...
(she's saying this to her babies, not to Yukkurisa)
>>Yukkurisa : HAVE A NICE TRIP EASY
>>Mini-yukkuri : Mom...
>>Mini-yukkuri : It's okay, let's take it easy!
>>Mini-yukkuri : I'm hungry! I wanna take it easy!
>>Yukkurisa : Yeah, that's right, let's take it easy.
>>1206804
>>Mini-Yukkuri : Hey! That's mine!
>>Mini-Yukkuri : GIVE IT BACK EASY!
>>Yukkurisa : No, it's mine.
>>Mini-Yukkuri : Id hurds!
>>Mini-Yukkuri : You're hurting her! Stop, please!
>>Mini-Yukkuri : Save me...
>>Yukkurisa : This is what happens to bad kids!
>>Mini-Yukkuri : STOP
>>Mini-Yukkuri : MOOOOOMMMMYYYYYYY!!!

>>1206818
>>Mini-Yukkuri : STAY AWAY!
>>Mini-Yukkuri : HELP ME!
>>Mini-Yukkuri : DON'T BE CRUEL!
>>Yukkurisa : Hey, YOU told me to stay away.
>>Yukkurisa : So, DROWN EASY!
>>1206915
>>Yukkurisa : I'm really hungry now...
>>Yukkurisa : Mind if I chew on you a little?
>>Yukkurisa : THIS SHIT'S GOOD! SO SWEET...
>>Yukkumom : Marisa?
>>Yukkumom : I got your food...
>>Yukkumom : Now let me take it easy!

>>1206922
>>Yukkurisa : Well hello there Reimu! We were taking it easy!
>>Yukkumom : Where are my kids?
>>Yukkurisa : I don't know!
>>Yukkumom : Take it easy!
>>Yukkumom : How cruel... so cruel...
>>1206938
>>Yukkumom : You did this!
>>Yukkurisa : I don't know what you're talking about!
>>Yukkumom : Liar! You have bean paste on your face!
>>Yukkurisa : Shut up. I did it because I was so hungry and you were taking so long.
>>Yukkurisa : And since one of your kids drowned and I crushed the other, there was only one left for me to eat!
>>Yukkumom : GIVE ME MY KIDS BACK!

>>1207088
>>1207123
>>1207149

Yukkuri is an asshole, holy shit. Is someone going to edit this? If you see ゆ alone, then it just means put a "Yu" there.

>>1206640
>I believe the translator was referring to him not being the writer, and thus did not "write" it. He wrote the summary, but he did not write the original story.

So every translator is a writer huh? I guess we have fansubbers to thank for writing all that wonderful anime.

This story tells the tale of a group of youths, four boys and one girl. These five were united for one cause: the destruction of every yukkuri alive. Together they would go out to destroy yukkuri villages and homes, naming themselves as the “Anti-Yukkuri Brigade”. Tonight they were going to enact their largest scheme yet, the invasion of the Yukkuri Mansion, an abandoned estate located in the forest that was supposedly seized by a large group of yukkuris. Rumors tell that any human being that sets foot inside the mansion meets a messy end, but our heroes wouldn’t believe that. They thought that a regular group of stupid yukkuris simply claimed ownership of the mansion, and thus they found it their duty to exterminate them. When the sun had set, the Brigade set out to the mansion armed with flashlights and conventional weapons; knives, baseball bats, and other various blunt objects. With their first steps into the forest, their journey began.

Unfortunately, our heroes didn’t have a map of the forest, and only had a faint idea of where the mansion was. They would have to ask for directions. After wandering around a few minutes, they came across a Marisa/Reimu pair and their hoard of koyukkuris. Telling the family that they would spare them, the Brigade asked the yukkuris for the location of the Yukkuri Mansion. The Marisa and Reimu looked at each other with smiles, then turned to Brigade and gave rather complex directions, for a yukkuri, to the mansion.

Following the instructions, the group came to a vast clearing with a huge mansion in the center. They had found it, but now was not the time for celebration. Their real mission had just begun. As they crept towards the front door they sighted their first yukkuri, a Meiling-type, which was sound asleep. Stepping closer, the yukkuri bounced awake, spotted the Brigade, and dashed around the side of the home with a panicked flurry of “Yu’s”. Thinking nothing of it, they opened the large front door and found themselves in a dark and dusty foyer.

*To be continued at a later point*

>>1207314
Wut? What the hell are you talking about? He wrote out the summary, not the story. I have no idea what you're getting at unless you think I'm calling him a writer. What do you want me to say? I don't see the difference between saying he translated the story, and saying he wrote a summary.

>>1207314
Are you stupid? Are you seriously that stupid? What the fuck do you think you're doing when you typed out that post? You were writing. What do you think the translator was doing when he put it into english? Writing. I didn't say he MADE it. I didn't say he was the author. In fact I KNOW I said he was not the author.

Translating from one language to another requires knowledge of BOTH languages. In order to be understood by people who can only read the language being translated into, you must be able to WRITE (or speak, as the case may be) coherently in that language. Thus is does require writing skills. The grammar and word choice are the translator's own. The story is not.

Is that really so hard to understand?

All this arguing means we're not taking it easy. How about some pixiv art?

I wanna take it easy, so yeah.

Alternate lame ending:

"Well, yukkuris. The voyage ends here"
The remaining yukkuris looked around them. There was nothing.
"Where awe the gwods?" they asked.
"I will send you to them, but only if you really desire it."
"Yu! We wanna see the gwods!"
"Okay then..."
Yukari opened a gap and dissapeared.
The yukkuris were shocked by that sudden dissapearance.
"Yu! Where is the lady Lady, cwome back!"
Yukari's voice rang in the void.
"You know, once upon a time, we youkai ate humans. To survive, or just because.
Eventually, Gensokyo was sealed and we were mostly unable to get humans to eat, and the handful that remained inside were too powerful to safely hunt.
And besides, if we somehow managed to kill every single human in Gensokyo, we would have no prey to hunt.
That would mean our decadence. Our death.
So we created you.
With your ability to breed, there would be no shortage of food, nor the need to hunt humans to eat.
I gathered you all to test you, and you proved to be more of a respectable food source than our initial calculations.
This is the end of your voyage, in more ways than you think.
NOW, FULFILL YOUR PURPOSE!"

A gap appeared below the shocked Yukkuris...
"So, Chen, how was it?"
"It was delicious, Yukari-sama! But where's Ran-sama?"
"I'm sure she's... using her head."
"?"

>>1206763
Searching archive for the original post of this. Already found one other story not in yu.doc. Reposting it and any others I find so they can be added.

Anon is obsessed with catching the fabled Teruyo (yukkuri Kaguya). They say it's even rarer than the Mokotan. The problem is that it's always with an E~rin, which is very clever and always manages to outsmart him with traps and the like. (It also demands that the Teruyo stay inside, and brings food for it. For that reason, Teruyo doesn't know much about the outside world.) Today, however, there are no traps. He wonders what happened, but he also plans to torture the Teruyo a bit before selling it (for an astronomical price). When he gets to their cave, however, he finds that Eirin (real) is taking the Teruyo with her. Of course, he can't oppose her. Eirin: "Hehehe...now I have all three." Anon spots the E~rin nearby, riddled with arrows, but not dead (they're immortal as well), and decides to vent his frustration there. He pulls the arrows out and pretends to show sympathy. E~rin dashes to the cave and calls for the princess. Anon says "Sorry...she got taken by one of the villagers as a bride". E~rin's face goes white. "That's right, bitch! You'll never serve or even see a Teruyo again! In all of eternity! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!" The E~rin then screams louder than Anon thought yukkuris could, and dies. Apparently, the shock and sorrow of never being able to serve a Teruyo again overrode its immortality. Anon, pale in the face, goes home.

Tennkoma released something on pixiv without putting it on his site. Odd. Has Mokou in it, so it's worthy of being posted.

>>1207390
HOLY SHIT

I asked for this story to be reposted a little less than a month ago. YES YES YES YESSSSSSS

>>1207399
Or a few weeks ago, I dunno.

Found something on 2chan. Artstyle looks familiar, but I have no idea who made it.

Tenkoma released the whole yukkuri doujin and I'm still unable to find it anywhere.

http://www.melonbooks.com/item/goods/id_goods/IT0000116073

>>1207347
In front of them were two doors, one on the first floor and another on the second floor. To the left was two others doors, and a final door on the right. As such, they all decided to split up.

The first boy took the lone door to the right. He found himself outside in an extravagant courtyard filled with various trees and bushes. Looking up, he could see the silhouettes of flying Remiryas and Kimeemarus against the sky. Taking a few steps into the courtyard, he shouted, “You yukkuris better be scared. Me and my friends are here to destroy every last one of you!” With a blink of an eye, a Kimeemaru zoomed right in front of him. Kimeemarus are a particularly weird type of yukkuri with gaunt full-grown bodies and a disgusting smirk upon their face. This close, it looked even more disgusting.

“Are you sure of that?” is asked in a cool voice. With no words, the boy swung out his knife but only hit air. The Kimeemaru was right behind him. “The Yukkuri Mansion is a place where all yukkuris are free to take it easy without any of you ugly humans to get in our way,” it continued. The boy was slightly bewildered, not only because the Kimeemaru was so fast, but also in part by the fact that Kimeemarus normally detest taking it easy. Turning around, the boy saw the Kimeemaru flying away when he heard a loud boom. It was a lightning strike that almost hit him.
“Please stay still. Iku is trying her best!” Looking around for the voice, he spotted an Iku-type yukkuri, which are capable of summoning bolts of lightning much like the real Iku. Out of the bushes, he saw more and more Iku-types crawling. With a resounding “Yu!” the yukkuris summoned multiple lighting strikes at the same time, smiting the boy and killing him instantly. Shortly after, other yukkuris squirmed out of the bushes and surrounded his corpse. He was the first casualty.

>>1207390

Just found a translation for Part3 of this set. I don't have it, and I'm fairly certain it was never edited.

1 - Say, Yukkuri, do you love me?
-Take it easy!!!
2 - If you love me, say "Alice, I love you".
-Take it easy!!!
3 - If you love me-
-Take it easy!!!
4 - I wuv you!!! Alice, I wuv you!!!
-I wuv you!!! I wuv you!!! I weally wuv you!!!
-Are you talking about me...?

/r/ing the originals of the entire set too

Why don't you buy it yourself, it says it's a DRM'd PDF so I assume you can download it after buying?

>>1207428
Kimeemaru's don't take it easy. Is this a translation or OC?

>>1207390 again
Found at least 6 stories that weren't in Yu.doc. It looks like a few entire threads were missed by the maintainer. Posting them in a second.

Anon is a complete vegetable maniac. Upon returning home, he sees a Remirya ravaging his vegetable patch. He's horrified, but as soon as it tries to harm his most precious food, his precious petit tomatoes (if I'm reading this right), he snaps out of it and orders it to stop. It's shocked for a moment, but immediately afterwards it starts demanding pudding. He takes it inside, not to torture it, but to teach it the value of vegetables. He ties it to a chair, and goes to the kitchen to talk to his tomatoes. (He does this often.) He then peels an onion and puts it in front of the Remirya. "This stinks!!! Puddin!!!" "This is actually pudding, try eating it." A moment's hesitation. "Nooo, puddin doesn'd sdink!!!" It grabs the onion with both hands and throws it away. Anon takes the onion and starts peeling it, wiping the juices with the towel. The Remirya's eyes begin to sting, and it complains while tearing up. It then wipes its eyes with its onion-stained hands. Needless to say, screams ensue. Anon pretends to feel sorry, and gives it the towel. The onion-drenched one. (It wipes its face by keeping its hands still, and moving its face sideways.) It's now in so much pain it has stopped screaming. Anon leaves it there, and it keeps absent-mindedly wiping its eyes with its hands, creating a yukkuri foul circle. He talks with his tomatoes for an hour or so, and goes back to the yukkuri. He can only imagine the pain it's been through. He wipes its eyes and feeds it one of the tomatoes. It says "Zorry. *sniff* I won'd do id again." He then lets it go. Despite its impaired visibility, it manages to return to the SDM. Anon goes back to his vegetables.

A Yukkureimu family is crawling through the plains during a snowstorm. The kids are too tired to keep moving, but the mother encourages them to keep going. However, it eventually faints too. When they wake up, they're in a reinforced box. A face in a screen (an A.I., although they don't know that) explains that they were taken care of by an organization that helps yukkuris. The box contains everything they need to survive the winter, food, warmth, the A.I. to talk to etc. After a few months, the plains are green again, and the food has run out. The yukkuris complain, but the AI tells them that the power will run out as well, so they should get out soon. It tries to say something else as well, but the power runs out. Oh well, say the yukkuris. They drag their fattened bodies to the exit, and press the button that opens it. A keyboard comes out.

"Please enter the 10-digit password."

Found the full version. Looks like the first bit got cut off.

Anon decides to play a prank on a Yukkureimu family. While they're away from their cave, he throws away their food, the stones they had gathered and a painting the kids made for the mother. When they come back he tells them what they usually say: "This is Oniisan's home! If you can take it easy, stay here!" They can't prove the opposite, since their personal items have disappeared. They end up being grateful. The kids then ask for food. Anon says "I said I'd let you stay here, but I never said I'd feed you. Understand it easy." The mother goes out to look for food. Meanwhile, Anon wraps the kids in a cloth and throws them in the river. When the mother returns, he says they were eaten by a crow. "Why didn't you protect them?" "I said I'd let you stay here, but I never said I'd protect you. Understand it easy." "Yu...I understand easy." That night, he surprises it bu hitting it with a log while it's sleeping. He then says "I said I'd let you stay here, but I never said I'd let you live. Understand it easy." He goes on to explain everything he did, and says that if it had understood earlier, it could have saved its young. He then leaves the cave.

>>1207452
Found the whole series. Here ya go. Also, fuck you thread does not exist.

01

A pregnant Remirya is wandering through the forest. "Uuu!!! I'm gonna give birth!!!" It finds a cave with a yukkuri Sakuya family, which is perfect for its plan. It stealthily takes out the kids, throws them in a nearby puddle ("I'll throw away all the ugly babies!!!") and starts dancing on them. "Remirya is pwetty!!! Remirya doesn't need ugly babies!!!" It then goes back to the cave, and ninjabirths its kids on top of the Sakuya. (It doesn't wake up.) It then flies off, gets caught by a Flandre, gets tortured for a week and then eaten. Back to the cave. In the morning, the Sakuya wakes up and finds its newborn kids missing, and a bunch on Koremiryas on its head. Its reaction, of course, is "Ozeu-sama, so cute!!! I'm gonna serve you!!!" It then goes out to get food for them. It brings bugs and vegetables, and the complain. "We can't eat bugs!!! We wanna strawberries!!!" It immediately leaves to find some. Despite their protests, they end up eating what it brought, and go to sleep. When Sakuya comes back, it finds them snoring and sleeptalking ("Zzzz..." "Hrrrrr..." "It looks like that mouth keeps drooling too, hehehe...") Ignoring all that, it has a cutegasm (forgive the expression) which wakes them up. They start eating the strawberries, and then lick the inside of Sakuya's mouth, to see if there's anything left. After a couple of weeks, they had grown up, thanks to Sakuya's care. One day, they gather up and say "Sakuya, we wanna thank you!!! You're so cute, Sakuya!!!" *unf unf* They gangrape it until it dries up, and leave the nest, like their mother did before. The tendrils that came out of the Sakuya were glowing in all colors of the rainbow, and Flandres were born from them. Of course, they ate the dried-up food in front of them, and then started eating the food that was eating their food (i.e. each other).

>>1207496
02

>>1207500
03

>>1207506
04

>>1207428
The second boy took the door to the front on the first floor. Behind this door was a long hallway with another door at the end. As he started walking he heard a greeting. “Hewwo mistah! Are you here to pway wif Weimu?” It was a koyukkureimu at the end of the hallway. Pointing at it, he announced, “I’m of the Anti-Yukkuri Brigade and I’m here to kill you and all your friends.” He continued walking forward when suddenly part of the floor dipped in under his foot. It was a trap. Hearing a loud noise, he turned around to find a metal wall that blocked off the exit and slowly started to move forward. Panicking, the boy started to run down the hallway toward the koyukkuri and the second door. As he was inches away from stepping on the koyukkureimu, he smacked into something. Stepping back a few steps he realizes that his path is blocked by another wall that is transparent. “What’s wong mistah? Don’t you wanna pway wif me?” the koyukkureimu asked. Taking out his bat, the boy slammed it against the wall with all the strength he had. But unfortunately for him, it was all in vain. The wall wouldn’t break, and second boy was soon crushed and flattened between the two walls, all while the koyukkuri looked on.

>>1207464
OC. I'm bored and felt like writing something, but I'm getting tired and might write the rest of it tommorow. And yes, Kimeemarus don't normally take it easy, but all the yukkuris in the mansion appear to be working together for a mysterious reason.

>Remilia has been infected and reduced to a childish retarded crybaby, though not without its cuteness. Sakuya finds it wonderful to no end. Sometimes, infected-Remilia is substituted with Yukkuremi, but Yukkurem's existence in the household is otherwise a matter of amusement for Sakuya again (peek-a-boo with its wings, etc.). Yukkuremi are also employed in swarm by an unnamed individual - identified as "Maribel" - to hunt and abuse Yukkurisas.
>identified as "Maribel"
Haven't seen that before.

>>1207509
05

>>1207515
06

Patchouli (real) has just crushed Remirya's Sakuya (yukkuri), and Remirya has been catatonic lately. Patchouli finds (creates?) a Sakuya with a body, and introduces it to Remirya. Remirya's forst words are, of course, "PU-DI-N!!!" They gat along quite well, until one day, the Sakuya rapes the Remirya, which keeps begging for pudding all along. A few Koremiryas appear on its wings, covered by their wings. Patchouli considers studying mutated Remiryas, so she plans something. She feeds the Remirya some waste from the sewer, saying that it's Sakuya's pudding. Apparently, that's all that matters, as Remirya eats it as if it's actual pudding. She does this with other stuff, like leftover oil and bug repellent. In the end, "Gyaooo!!! I'm gonna give birrrth!!!" The first baby drops. "Baby!!!" It uncovers its face, and says "Babe ib eaby!!!" It has three eyes. Remirya is shocked. "...Baby?" The second one falls. It has no hair, hat or wings. Due to its mutation, it grows a body immediately...but no arms or legs. Remirya is even more horrified. The third one is completely dried up. The fourth one has a peculiar black rocky shine, and looks a bit like Sakuya. It immediately unfolds its wings and says "O_Z_E_U_S_A_M_A_I_H_A_V_E_B_R_O_U_G_H_T_Y_O_U_P_U_D_D_I_N_G." Patchouli ends up torching the room, and regrets making the experiment.

>>1207514
>reduced to a childish retarded crybaby

But she already is one.

And the last one I was able to find. I checked about 10 threads, too.

>>1207452
That's 07.

And this is 08.

>>1207520
Oops. Thought that one was the 3rd. The translation I posted is for that page.

I still don't get why everyone wants to bully these things. They make me laugh. Lots of things make me laugh nowadays. I think laughing is fun :D

>>1207544
Seconded.

Seriously, they just wanna take it easy! Can any of us really ask for any less?

I thought this was promotions but then I clicked and it was fucking yukkuri shit. Fuck you and the house you're sitting in.

>>1207555
>HOW DARE YOU NOT FAP IN A WORKSAFE?! SAGE SAGE SAGE!!!

>>1207552
I wonder if yukkuris are ticklish? They're probably a lot more fun when they're laughing and taking it easy. Is there actually a picture of a yukkuri(other than reisen) laughing?

>>1207544
>I think laughing is fun :D
BRILLANT
>>1207552
Same person.


I like yukkuri bullying because I'm a sick fuck. Guro is still a bit too much for me, so I stick to this stuff. Judging by the popularity of these threads and the content that gets posted, I think it's safe to assume that a lot of people in here are sick fucks. Since you do not appear to be a sick fuck, might I suggust getting the fuck out?

If you like them, pooshlmer has a 'family friendly' yukkuri thread. Go there, not here.

>>1207560
I have one, just give me a second...

Have this for now.

>>1207561
Swing and a miss there chief. I just happened to see his post and agree. I am, however, >>1207558

>>1207561
Yes, it is quite brilliant. Laughing is fun, after all, you can hardly deny that.

Oh, don't see me as having said that I care about all the torture, they make me giggle torture or not! Bullies make me laugh, too. I laugh at a lot of things.

>>1207570

Got it, but it's not translated.

>>1207544
>:D

go back to gaia

Got all of the summaries and current stories added to the Yu.doc. One of the stories I'm looking forward to is the Mukyu one with the Librarian, but I hope it doesn't fall forward like the Mister Nice story. I'll probably post it up on the next thread. Sorry about missing all of those summaries, especially that Patchouli one with the mutations.

>>1207606
Oh. OH. Fuck, I wondered who the fuck that was at the end! I thought it was Remilia doing some kind of weird were-yukkuri thing. Mind posting the rest though? I don't think I saved it myself

>>1207625

Download the Yukkuri Translated folder #2 on /rs/, it should have it.

>>1207512
The third boy took one of the doors on the left. Inside was a rather regular, if not large bedroom. Looking around he spotted a bed, chest of clothes, writing desk, mirror, and a closet. From underneath the bed an Alice-type popped out. “Hello and welcome to the Yukkuri Mansion, where all yukkuris are free to take it easy as they please,” it greeted cheerfully. After this, the chest and closet opened up, revealing dozens of rushing Alice-types. “We, being of a city-sect, do not like intruders in our home. You must be punished!” With this, the yukkuris tackled the boy and began rubbing themselves up against him. Usually a normal rapist Alice was easy to kill for the boy, but in this situation there were simply too many. ‘Stopped this right now!” He shouted, swatting away a few of the attackers. “Ooh~ So tsundere!” one of them exclaimed in response. After a few minutes of this, most of the Alices were refreshed, while a few of the yukkuris kept the boy pinned down. Then, out of the closet strolled the largest Alice yukkuri the boy had ever seen. With a somewhat ecstatic “Yu!” the DosuAlice leaped into the air and crushed the third boy underneath its gigantic girth. Then the rest of the Alices continued to get refreshed with the boy’s dead body.

*I'll finishing this tommorow night*

>>1207625
First

>>1207512
The third boy took one of the doors on the left. Inside was a rather regular, if not large bedroom. Looking around he spotted a bed, chest of clothes, writing desk, mirror, and a closet. From underneath the bed an Alice-type popped out. “Hello and welcome to the Yukkuri Mansion, where all yukkuris are free to take it easy as they please,” it greeted cheerfully. After this, the chest and closet opened up, revealing dozens of rushing Alice-types. “We, being of a city-sect, do not like intruders in our home. You must be punished!” With this, the yukkuris tackled the boy and began rubbing themselves up against him. Usually a normal rapist Alice was easy to kill for the boy, but in this situation there were simply too many. ‘Stop this right now!” He shouted, swatting away a few of the attackers. “Ooh~ So tsundere!” one of them exclaimed in response. After a few minutes of this, most of the Alices were refreshed, while a few of the yukkuris kept the boy pinned down. Then, out of the closet strolled the largest Alice yukkuri the boy had ever seen. With a somewhat ecstatic “Yu!” the DosuAlice leaped into the air and crushed the third boy underneath its gigantic girth. Then the rest of the Alices continued to get refreshed with the boy’s dead body.

*I'll finishing this tommorow night*

>>1207602
I'd hate to break it to you, but it did fall forward like Mister Nice. I keep forgetting that I need to make an ending that isn't grimdark.

>>1207638
uh. Nope. Can't find it. I think I checked every artist's folder

>>1207727
Did you try "U.N.Owen Artist"?

Mister Librarian checked the body again. No pulse, no remaining lives, and thank god he didn't counter-bomb and ruin even more books. Deciding not to move the body, he returns to his desk to gather thoughts.

Mister is horrified. His pet, one of a species known for weakness, just killed somebody in the middle of his library. Not only was he completely unaware that his pet could outdo him in danmaku, but the gangster was starting to bleed on some of the books. Mister had thought to ask patchouli what she had been reading, but had a more pressing issue at hand. He hardly cared about the life of a random gangster, but...

"What are we going to do with the body?" he thought aloud, "It's not like the police will take it seriously..."

The police would at worst put him away for murder, or at best laugh him off. The gangsters might come back or alert others about it. He continued to run scenarios through his mind, staring into his desk. His attention span wanes and his gaze almost returns to his book...

CRUNCH. Startled back to attention, he tells himself it was just another-CRUNCH-and that there's nothing to worry about and-CRUNCH-that better not be what he-

"This shit's good easy! Patchy feels much stronger!"

Mister presses his hand over his eyes and readies himself so the chair won't fall over if he faints. When he's ready, he uncovers his eyes and sees his pet up on the desk with a healthy posture and blood on it's chin(?). The chair fell over anyway when he fainted.

Summary from 300k posts ago. AWESOME

A Yukkureimu family, 10 kids and the mother, is taking a walk in the forest. They encounter Anon, the mother is wary, but he wins them over with sweets and brings them home. There's a slide, water, food, and anything a yukkuri could desire. There's also no windows, and the doors are locked, but never mind, let's have fun. Anon offers to cook something for the mother, and takes the two youngest babies to help him. A while later, he returns with two rice dumplings, saying that the babies are sleeping. (Sure.) The mother eats half of both, but Anon interrupts and plays a handkerchief trick on them, replacing one of the kids with a cookie, which they greedily eat. The mother screams "Reimu ate Reimu!!!" but he then reveals it's just sleight of hand. He does the same with all the others. He then puts something on the base of the slide, and tells them that with the next magic trick, they'll turn into manjuu. Three of them slide down it, and get skewered by something. He then takes three manjuu he had hidden and feeds them to the kids. But wait, there's three more. He throws the dead bodies to them. Silence. Then screams. They all throw up, but Anon was expecting it and goes around, stuffing each one's vomit back into its mouth for a few minutes. He then shows the mother what exactly the rice dumplings were. She throws up, as do all the others. He then stuffs the vomit back in one last time, and seals their mouths with packing tape. He then gets a business call, and leaves them there for the night. To be continued (possibly).

Another summary:

Another Anon finds the usual Yukkureimu invasion upon returning home. When he tells them it's not their house, they start bumping him. They seem to be using some kind of strategy, so when four of them go behind him, he pretends to get knocked out. The yukkuris celebrate, until they realize that he's crushing one of their sisters. They try to push him away, he rolls over, crushing it. They scream. He gets up and tastes some of the bean paste, saying it's great. "That's not bean paste, its my child's insides!!!" He says it's tasty, and the mother should try some too. He closes its eyes, and when it complains it's dark, he stuffs some in its mouth. "This bean paste is tasty!!!" "It's not bean paste, it's your child." "...GRAAAAAAAH!!!" After a while, utterly broken, it says that they can't take it easy there anymore, so they're going to leave, okay? Anon proposes that they live in his bathroom. They go in, happy that they've found a place with a constant water source. All the kids end up playing in the toilet. They start to expand, and they're begging the mother to take them out. It sees that it can't, and asks Anon. He shows it a certain rope, and says that if it pulls it, they might get out. It does, and they get flushed down the toilet. Relief to utter horror in 30 seconds. He then takes the screaming and howling mess outside,and shows it the flushed children that are drifting down the river (that's where the sewage system went), while fish are shacking on them. It jumps in. Anon then goes home to write down an account of the event, overdramatizing it a bit, so he can enter a writing competition whose winner gets a date with Aya as a prize.

Can someone check their yukkuri junk for 1213493058197? It's a comic that was on an old thread way back when. I actually only have the thumbnail saved because that's the only thing available from the archive. It'll be 1280x1024 dimension-wise.

Pic related, tiny clue is tiny.

>>1208101
PS, 1213493058197 or 1213493058197.jpg should be the filename, according to the doesntexist archive.

>>1208114

>>1208143
Well, that was awesome. Thanks a lot, I actually didn't expect someone to have it since it's pretty old.

Did you know yukkuri stuff has survived over 300,000 posts? Awesome to see how much stuff has been built up.

One of the translator anons was right. He did translate Volume 3! Found it, HAHAHAHA

Yukkuri manga 3 - Pink Flamingo
1 - Tilt easy!
(prt)
2 - Could you please not poop here!?
-It's not poop! Stop it easy!
3 - It's not poop! It's Reimu's excess bean paste!
(torn off)
4 Top of stand: Miko-blessed
Bottom: Plenty of bean paste
Reimu: Come again!
Client: please
Sign: Hakurei shrine specialty

>>1208159
>300,000 posts

One quarter of all posts made on this board were yukkuri posts? I don't believe that. Unless you mean they've been around since 900000get, which would make sense since it got 1mil get.

>>1208171
Ah, I should have said something to clarify.

Found something that could be added to the wiki. It explains why yukkuris can't steal accessories from dead yukkuris.

"Taking accessories from another living Yukkuri is ok because that accessory would still be alive.

Wearing a dead Yukkuri's accessories is wrong because the accessory itself is dead.

It'd be like an amputee cutting a limb off a corpse to attach it to their stump."

>>1208188

But that worked with Ocelot.

>>1208201
No it didn't.

>>1208172
and corrections to this:


YR = Yukkuri Reimu
NR = Normal Reimu
(sounds, notes)

1) YR: Clean it slowly, okay!!
(poop)

2) NR: CAN YOU PLEASE NOT POOP HERE?!
YR: IT'S NOT POOP!! STOP IT SLOWLY!!

3) YR: It's not poop!! It's red bean paste that's passed its expiration date!!
(torn off)
NR: !
(munch)

4) (Sign: Miko cakes / Plenty of red bean paste / Hakurei Shrine's famous product)
Customer: one please
NR: You're welcome

>>1208201
Because Ocelot was awesome.

>>1208221
Forgot to replace slowly with "Easy", sorry.

>>1208101

Here's another one I'm trying to find. It's the edited version of this Makako comic, and it's titled:

1213579404390 or 1213579404390.jpg

If someone finds this one as well, a million internets to you. Pic related, it's the edited version of this.

I've always wondered why the Yukkurisa was kinda smiling to the side.

According to thread 961029:

In the factory, adult yukkuris are positioned in a way so the newborn is ejected towards a pit upon birth

this is a traumatic process for the mother because it remembers what will happen after that

That being said, it is not uncommon for fellow factory yukkuri breeders to laugh upon and enjoy the misery of other yukkuri breeders.

picture this in your mind for a moment...

yukkuri alice raping yukkurisa done in Taimanin Asagi style animation

>>1208398
And...Why?

>>1206911
>Yukkureimu deemed that it was still better than having to lose their ability to feel anything. Yukkureimu went home and explained her story to the other yukkuri. At first she was given a hero's welcome, but soon affections soon turned to anger as they did not understand her decision. They blamed yukkureimu for the deaths of 999 other yukkuri and tortured her to death.

A totally Jesus story.

>>1208221
I preffer the first translation. Maybe some minor touch ups, like

1 - Tilt easy -> Expel/eject/excrete it easy!
3 - maybe change "excess bean paste" to "old bean paste" or "expired bean paste"
4 - please -> one please

And the sign, is it Miko cakes or Miko-blessed?

>>1208398
So what happens to the new-born koyukkuri?

Also age.

>>1208251
Bump for delivery. Can't say I get the very ending

>>1209231
There was this diagram in which they are shredded into something, and it's entirely wind-powered.

>>1209191
Bump for this. Miko cakes, or Miko-blessed?

>>1209455

http://www.melonbooks.com/item/goods/id_goods/IT0000116073

Oh man, someone just has to buy this Tennkoma doujin. It's even number 1 on melonbooks.

>>1209550
What do you pay for, a hardcopy doujin? someone mentioned that it was some DRM pdf thing. it looks like it's only 840 yen. I have no scanner nor talent using a scanner so I definitely can't get it if it's hardcopy, but if it is a pdf couldn't I just use printscreen to get around any kind of copy protection?

http://thewaterducts.sakura.ne.jp/cgi-bin/up/src/fuku2188.lzh

really lame yukkuri shooter game

>>1209578
It's apparently Keyring PDF format, which only requires the download of the Keyring PDF client. So yeah, I'm pretty sure you'll be able to printscreen it. The sample Tennkoma left up has the hammer yukkurisa comic in PDF format.

>>1209597
Beat it, way too long and it took 0 effort.

>>1209599
I'll be willing to buy it then if someone tells me exactly what to do to get the files, and is willing to translate it after I post it. I can't read jap so I'm not wasting the money if someone isn't willing to quickly translate and edit it. Class for two hours, I'll buy it when I get back if someone leaves instructions in this thread.

(Natural Enemies)

Parasitoid Yukkuri
1. Alice-Type : almost gangrape to one yukkuri target.The victim yukkuri sprout many tendrils (also spit off from birth canal) to reproduct Alice-Type offspring.

*in fact almost Alice-Type's target is Marisa-types

Predator Yukkuri (direct comsume or devour.)
1.Remilia-types
2.Flandre-types

>>1209762
You're forgetting Sakuya-types, which will find food for Remiryas. I assume this also means hunting for them.