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>>12022747
Roleplaying...

>>12022751
>definitely not a Reisen thread in disguise.

>>12022747
I'm sorry, but when a people are as a oppressed as yours we can't help it!

>>12022764
But more seriously, what happened to all the Reisen threads? Did she lose popularity or something?

Reisen is a bunny

>>12022769
OH
MY
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Is this the roleplaying thread?

I'm sorry but I don't think you have any sex appeal!

Which 2hu are canonically sexy?

>>12022783
>>12022751
No, go look for the Kanako thread if you wan't cancerous roleplaying.

>>12022801
Yeah.... guess you shouldn't have started it off by roleplaying

>>12022801
*grabs a knife*
*points it to your throat*
Can you slowly repeat that again?

Reisen a cute

I like rollplaying

>>12022824

You heard me, nerd.

but your thread is right here >>12009456

>>12022841
*punches wall*
*is 600 pounds*

>>12022824
You forgot your Kubrick stare.

>>12022824
BACK THE FUCK OFF!?

>>12023113
...

Reisen has abandonment issues!

>>12023228
shut up bitch not everything is about you

>>12023228

So do I, but I'm not a beautiful lunarian bunny girl. Reisen needs to buck the fuck up.

>>12023260
>Reisen
>beautiful

Reisen can dance!

>>12023513

You know, it's been ages since I saved that image, and truthfully I haven't watched it for the longest time until now. It really looks more like jumping jacks than dancing

Well whatever, here's a different one

>>12022747
Reisen has been forgotten

>>12023530
well, she is from those shit house
so it can't be helped

>>12023513

The hair animation makes that gif.

>>12022767
That's a good question. I'm ashamed to admit I didn't notice the lack.

>>12022767
Everyone finally realized she is a shit tier 2hu

>useless
>imblyong

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL I POASTED SUM HAWT TOUHOU PICS O_________O OMG HOPE MOM DOESNT CATCH ME...XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD STUPID SEXY BUNNY!!!ONLY USELESS FOR LE SEX APPEAL LE DOUJIN REFERENCE HAS BEEN MADE????IS THIS WHAT THEY CALL LE EPIC WIN OTAKU?????? O___o___oOOO__OooOOO EXPERTS ARE BAFFLED XD
*ADJUSTS LE FEDORA* I BELIEVE LE BUNNIES HAVE ENTERED A STATE OF MOST SEXY TIMES :''))) HENCE I HAVE POSTED AN ESTEEMED PICTURE OF
LE
TOUHOUS
IN SEXY TIMES
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
my friend is like
"omg wats 2hu about??"
THEN I SHOW HIM THIS PIC
ITS LE DANMACKOO GAME............
BUT WITH SEXY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLL
DIAGONAL LELS ARE APPROACHING MAXIMUM WIN FOR EPIC STRATOSPHERES OF TRASH MAN SPAGHETTI MEMES

>>12023559
I swear I had another Reisen gif with nice hair movement, but now I can't find it.

>>12023622
Nah, they just too blind to notice that Udonge's beautiful.

Maybe she also lost popularity because of guys like >>12023633 shitting her threads?

>>12023646
Probably not. How would that lose popularity?

Reisen will hold them off, save yourself!

>>12023666
You sacrifice will not be forgotten, Raisin.

>>12023646
Report button is probably my favorite thing now that it actually does something.

>>12023619
Too many new 2hu, everybody's forgetting about the good old girls.

>>12023666
Not a chance. We leave together or not at all.

>>12023688
Feh. What new Touhous fill Reisen's niche?

>>12023688
>old 2hu
Guess even Reisen is getting old. It's that time, isn't it?

>>12023697
What time?

>>12023708
That time. You know, with Cirno and Reisen growing into fine ladies if I dare to say so.

>>12023688
>reisen
>old

Holy shit.

Survive the night, please.

>>12023712
NO thank you

Pointless. Reisen is so close that I can just grab the gun. The bullet she attempts to fire is reflected off my metal hand and back into the gun, destroying it. I then draw her into my embrace and all is forgiven.

>>12023716
Thank you.

>>12023842
So the gun blows up in her hand? Wouldn't that hurt?

>>12022747
>me being useless and only good for my sex-appeal

In fact you're useless subordinate, only good for running away from your dying comrade.

>>12025773
I'm still not convinced there was any war and dying comrades at all.

>>12025781

There was a war, and America won.

>>12025789
Sure. And I'm still not convinced.

>Captcha: perceive umsgne

>>12025789
I love the story behind the astronauts and their cameras.

>>12025828
Which is?

>>12025843

"Who took the picture when both astronauts were in the shot?" There was a remote camera mounted on the lander.

>>12025857
Sure.

Suppository~

Post the one Reisen lost her boyfriend Jhonny i think...

>>12025781
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Phantasmagoria_of_Flower_View/Story/Reisen%27s_Scenario#Pre-match_11
>You bear a large sin.
>You abandoned your allies, letting them die,
>while you're the only one here living happily.

>>12024535
I didn't say the gun exploded. And even if it did, it would explode in my hand. Anything for Reisen.

Hey, Can someone give me the popularity poll of touhous and i want to see the place of Reisen

suki ari!

>>12022747
Does that mean she still wants those kind of threads to exist?

>>12023643
So what if it's beautiful?

>>12026210
She just doesn't want to be forgotten

Reisen found a valuable treasure!

>>12028063
I bet it's a trap.

>>12028063

>>12028112
It's funny because they're both sexually hyper-active

>>12028112
Nazrin is a mouse.

［ｘ］　ｅａｔ　ｐｉｚｚａ

>>12023694
i'd fill her niche if you know what i mean

>>12028403
Please elaborate. I'm dying to know.

>>12022747
Who are you again?

>>12028594

>>12028594
Best 2hu

I want to touch Reisen's tail.

>>12029519
What tail?

>>12029587
My life is a lie. Guess she'll just have to insert a tail

>>12029593
She has a tail in her sprites
So don't worry

>>12023842
The nanosecond I realize Reisen will shoot I take off at light speed the opposite direction across Gensoukyou. 2/5 of a second later, having looped around behind Reisen, I grab her newly-fired bullet out of the air and decelerate it in my hand. The bullet sustains thousands of G's and crumples to a lamina indistinguishable from a disk. Next, I grab Reisen's gun, taking off at light speed the opposite direction across Gensoukyou. I decelerate the gun in my hand. The gun sustains thousands of G's and crumples to a lamina indistinguishable from an elongated disk. I embrace Reisen.

>>12029607
flash-san is the best

I'm going to marry Reisen!

>>12029587
I question that. Sure she just hides it because it's such a weak point.

Haven't seen a Reisen thread in a while.

>>12033330
This is possibly the most important image on the internet.

What a dork!

>>12033375
Please don't bully the bunny

Going to second base with Reisen!

>>12034848
Just second?

>>12035127
Slip her a fifty to take a dive at home base.

>>12035149
Reisen is too pure to ever even consider such a thing.

>>12035149
Who the HELL are you supposed to be?

>>12033143
I already married her

>>12035293
shit

>>12034848
A Reisen with huge boobs is best, too many artists back off on her.

>>12037294
I don't think she has the frame for huge breasts. A happy medium works best for Reisen, I think.

>>12022747
Reisen is the best mama.

>>12035153
As pure as reactor coolant.

>>12035268
Shall I sing the "You are so new~" song for you?

>>12022747
Why is she crying?

>>12038123
You forgot about her birthday.
Again.

>>12037588
Don't get me wrong, I don't mind her canon skinniness either. That slim, fresh young look, with just enough of a swell beneath her jacket and skirt to give her that charming, innocent sex appeal. It gets me too.

But there's something about the fleshier pics of her, with a bit of shape to her hips and give to her thighs - and breasts just slightly too round even for that - that sets something off in me.

>>12037949
Reactor coolant probably actually does have a substantial degree of purity, else it might damage critical machinery.

>>12038168
Show me this fleshy Reisen. I'm not convinced.
Is it like this?

>>12038326
No. It's too lewd to be posted.

2ɦu`s ɦolding guns tɦread?

2ɦu`s ɦolding guns tɦread

>>12038538
bunny pls

Reisen is ready for combat!

>>12038538
Which 2hu wud u shoot

>>12038585
I would shoot my genetic information into Reisen

>>12033330
Everything is clear here except for the "flower path". What would that be?

>>12038836
I wonder...

>>12038853


i want to tug reisens tail.

Does Reisen have a bunny tail in canon?

>>12038967
Yes.

Reisen, a rabbit youkai. Rabbits generally toilet train themselves to reduce attacks from predators by pooping in only one spot so they become less easy to track. However they are also willing to use their poop for territory marking as well and will do it a lot without the presence of predators. They also don't seem to be quite that skilled at holding it in either. A single rabbit will usually stick to pooping in a litter box most of the time with the occasional poop here or there, but multiple rabbits will start poop wars. The moon very likely has rabbit shit everywhere. Rabbits clean themselves, but dislike water. They can go into shock if directly immersed into it. Rabbits also have a scent gland, where a stinky discharge accrues and needs to be cleaned away every so often. It is locate right besides the anus. Now for the poop itself. A rabbit has two types of poop, the regular waste kind and cecotropes. Cecotropes are specially made by a rabbit's organs and very nutritious. That is why rabbits eat them immediately after pooping them out. They will apparently die of malnutrition without them. They also like giving caretakers a kiss after consuming them as well. It is also not unknown for a rabbit to eat the regular waste kind as well, but it's not a common occurrence. So not only is Reisen's anus very likely to have some dry shit on it and be quite stinky, she has eaten her own poop quite a lot. Even the waste kind most likely due to where she has lived.

>>12038984
not canon

>>12038994
It was in Grimoire of Marisa though.

>>12038585
Rather use this

>>12038853
Taint? Asscrack? I feel stupid for missing it but still

moonshits out in full force today it seems

>>12038538

>>12038853
soft and fluffy udongein tail.

>>12038836
>Flower-path: Theater term for a passage through the audience to the stage. However, the "flower" here is a "Brown-eyed Susan"..

How do I confirm whether she has sex appeal? I don't want to keep a dumb bunny with no sex appeal around.

>>12040798
Reisen's not dumb, so there's no need for worry either way.

>>12023643
>expand donge

>>12040798
Can you fap to her? There you go!

>>12040887
>his dick makes the decisions

>>12040868
Epic. Simply epic.

>>12040868
>>12040897
Who the HELL are you quoting nerd?

>>12040906
Their internal monologue.

>>12041153
Any proof?

If Reisen were a JoJo character, who would she be?

Hol Horse, Mista or Johnny?

>>12023694
None of them do, but other people just like the new characters more than Eientei.

It pretty much seems like Eientei was forgotten.

>>12028343
Reisen is going to get fat!!

>>12037588
Reisen is kind of in that weird state where she can be depicted as both huge and flat; it doesn't seem that unusual either!

Speaking of that, I think there needs to be more curvy Kaguya.

>>12042821
Their hatred for moonbitches seems affect her, too.

Even though she's far better character than moonbitches.

I want to do lots of baby making with that bouncy bunny.

>>12042875
I don't really understand how everyone hates the moon honeys, they just won because they were literally meant to.

Also Kaguya and Eirin are pretty adorable too.

Also also more plump Reisen.

>>12042883
I don't hate Watatsukis, either, but Reisen is still more interesting than them.

It's just unfair if people hate her just because of Watatsukis.

>>12042905
That's for sure.

It's unlikely that we'll even get to know more about Reisen's origin, sadly.

Ah well. Hopefully Eientei makes a return.

Are Reisen's ears real or are they clip-on? I see lots of artists draw them with little flaps and buttons at the base to indicate that her ears are really just a cute hairclip/headband/cap.

Are they real? Are they just fake? Did she originally have real ears, get them shot off in the moon wars, and then get fake clip-ons?

Help.

>>12042947
She has two pairs of ears, just like Orin.

>>12042947
I'd say that Reisen's particular breed of rabbit has those sorts of ears for a reason. All of the civilian rabbits have floppy ears whilst the Emissiaries all have the stupid, sexy, bacon ears.

>>12042947
They're piercings.

So how about that lunar eclipse? Anyone see it last night?

>>12043077
I think it was cloudy last night, so even if I knew I wouldn't have seen it.

>>12043077
It was cloudy. And then it snowed. Fucking hell, Lily, do your job.

>>12042849
um wtf why does that say happy birthday like really it should say hoppy birthday

>>12043159
sup new york comrade

>>12043077
I forgot about it.

>>12023694
What would you consider Reisen's niche?

Does Reisen have a fluffy bunny tail?

>>12043077
Briefly, but it was cold and I felt bad, so...ugh.

>>12043763
That sucks. Are you feeling any better now, anon?

>>12043784
A little, yeah, but not much. I'm frustrated with my sleep schedule, you see.

>>12043793
I-is this the legendary blog thread?

>>12043793
iktf. I just woke up at 9 PM after a nap about 7 hours longer than I intended it to be. I've been trying to get back on track for a while, but it's hard.

>>12043798
Just a friendly conversation alongside posting pictures of a cute girl.

>>12043817
Mmm. I'm no napper, just a late sleeper, which is fine, but I've been creeping latter and latter, which isn't. I think last night was the breaking point, though; bed at 5:00, wake at 2:00. No more!

When does Reisen tuck in? Early for the sake of her medicine selling job, or late for more time with her home overhead?

>>12043847
Reisen probably goes to bed early. She'd want to get as much beauty sleep as possible. (Not that she needs it.)

>>12022747


>Somewhere, off in the distance, you can hear a familiar eerie melody.

>>12043879
Because she'll be ugly no matter what she does?

PS me on the right.

>>12044020
Why are you being so mean to Reisen?

>>12044043
Its true, Reisen is shit and only good for sex appeal

>>12043963
Who are you quoting?

>>12046969
That's Kilgamayan's awful fanfiction. Stay away from it.

>>12043847
>>12043879
She wakes early and stays up until late, according to the Inaba 4koma.

Pic unrelated, it's just Tewi and Reisen being silly.

>>12048274
Well that's no good. Does she take naps to make up for it?

>>12048279
No need. Master Eirin takes care of her fatigue.

>>12048288
That's also no good!

Bunnies are lewd!

molesting the bunny

>>12051299
Hey dork that picture was already posted in >>12033330

>>12051302
hot

>>12051582
one has colors and one doesnt

>>12051302
Bunnies got it rough.

>>12022747
I'm sorry but shooting me won't change the truth.

>>12022747
I miss you, Reisen. You had the best comic.

>>12042947
They're for self defense

>>12057784
Reisen got bullied when she was younger and had her ears stomped on often. That's why it looks like crumpled paper.

>>12052714
Reisen is a fatass

Reisen is a moon rabbit.

>>12064853
Poor Reisen. I always figured she would have PTSD.

>>12064873
PTSD is not a joke

>>12065303
Nobody said it was, calm down.

>>12065303
It is, just like AIDS

~BANG.

>>12064853
Johnny is best 2huu

I don't want this thread to die!
Moon-rabbit is best rabbit!

Reisen at her part-time job!

>>12072090
wow put some clothes on slut

Wow. My thread is still alive, I feel happy for Reisen now.

>>12072179
I'm a bit envious. My thread is more or less dead.

Still, Reisen is one of the better Touhou's.

Did you know Reisen is actually the name of a WW2 era japanese warplane?

>>12073788
冷戦

>>12072146
It's a uniform, unfortunately.

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>>12078388
Are you ok?

>>12078403
Oh, he's posting it in every thread, in some kind of new age shit posting thing.

Damedame.