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Calloused

It feels good.

vulva ≠ vagina
learn the difference, it could save your life

>>12043628
In harry potter the brooms had some sort of cushioning magic so maybe Marisa just uses magic

>>12043691

Mah dick.

I would imagine that witches enjoy the act of riding brooms much like girls on horses, motorcycles, and bicycles.

would it hurt balls too?

>>12043636
What does a camel picking up a stick have to do with any of this? I'm confused

No, girls don't feel the pain that men do on the genitals.

>>12043868
camel loves the stick

you think it vibrates her cunt??????//

>>12043876
What? You mean all that time I spent masturbating to "wooden horse" fetish drawings was wasted?

Are broomsticks phallic symbols?

>>12043691

>>12043628
It magic broom, it ok

>>12043834
If I recall correctly, the witches riding brooms thing comes from real life witches impregnating their brooms with hallucinogenic mushrooms and sticking them up their vagina. So they probably enjoyed it, but not for the reason you think.

>>12043628
I'm not sure touhous even have them.
In any case there's obviously magic involved since the broom doesn't shatter under her tremendous weight.

>>12046806
>tremendous weight
I'm going to need you to cite your sources.

vagina splinters xD

surfing marisa > sidesaddle marisa > horseback marisa

>>12046845
Surfing Marisa is just silly, sidesaddle is for casual, everyday flight, horseback is for combat or speed.

>>12043628
That's why she almost always rides amazon-style.

>>12045680
Intravaginal ROA is extremely ineffective for most psychoactives.

>>12043732
How do you know this stuff?

>>12046854
you don't like to imagine marisa doing cool moves like eureka 7?

Cushioning spell. She never rides without it!

>>12046824
She has the biggest hitbox.

>>12047192
I'm a vagina otaku

>>12047986

Tits or GTFO

>>12043923
Well, yes...but not for the reasons you might think.

>>12048057
Who said I have those?

>>12048098

>>12043813
I've read all the books and I don't remember any reference to such magic

I hope that wooden broom handle is polished. Having splinters in your vagina would be the WORST poor merusa

>>12043691
Looks like she took a huge fart in the thumbnail

I want to sniff her broomstick.

>>12048206
Marisa like spells that go "BOOM!"
So she made a spell that make many little harmless "booms" on the broom and made it a permanent effect.

Here's your Marisa-style cushioning magic, sir.

Witches share a very special relationship with their brooms.

>>12049096
I assume that Marisa takes very good care of her sticks.

>>12050104
Same artist as Unteralterbach?

>>12050104
Do Germans used mashed potatoes as slang or something? Otherwise this whole comic doesn't make any sense.

>>12050147
I think the potatoes are cum, like how ice cream is often used as a metaphor for cum.

>>12050147
this is refering to a audio theatre series for children and the witch just named her broom "mashed potatoes" because she's a fricking autist

Wouldn't it be more pleasurable than painful? Girls like rubbing their who-ha's against things.

>>12050104
does this artist have a blog?

>>12050153
>because she's a fricking autist
Or maybe because her take-off phrase "Bahn frei, Kartoffelbrei!" rhymes and it's made for 4--year-olds.

>>12050148
When the hell is Ice Cream used as a metaphor for cum?

>>12050531

I assume he's referring to those pictures of women eating an popsicle or ice cream bar rather suggestively

>>12047855
Remilia's hitbox is bigger.

No it feels good because it stimulates her clit, like riding horses does

My goal in life is to become Marisa.

>>12043628
It's entirely possible Marisa doesn't have genitals.. You don't see her genitals in any canon works (The games and the official manga) so she might not have them.

>>12052349
Is this true? Are girls everyplace getting clit stimulations when they ride on things?

>>12053362
If you do will you be my gf?

>>12057668
I can't answer that question right now because I'm not Marisa yet, and thus I don't think like Marisa would.

>>12057976
Oh okay well let me know when you're about to become Marisa so I can ask you once you are.

>>12043628
I'm not sure, but it sure hurts mine! ;)

>>12053486
Yes, studies have been made and proven it.

marisa's little witch clit

>>12043628
Well, here's a close up view of the contact point between broom and vag.

>>12064407
clits are really lewd

>>12066189
They're like cute little dicks.

I really love dicks.

>>12066173
that pic is wrong!
she has bloomers!

>>12043628
of course she uses some kind of protection for her vagina, otherwise it would not make any sence that she would ride that thing if it would hurt.

>>12066206
i only like girly dicks

>>12066206
>>12066322

Come on now Byakuren, time to stop posting.

>>12066173
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