/jp/ - Otaku Culture

"Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQwGgZXSvaU

"Gotta exterminate the youkai before they explode, da ze~"
-Marisa Kirisame

Am I the only one who has no idea what anyone is talking about in any touhou game?

"Yare yare ze" - Marisa Joestar

>>12039484
Maybe I'm retarded, but it took me quite some time and lore-learning to fully understand the context of the dialogue in games.

Marisa's lesson of how to "Spark"
-Concentrate your mind
-Mutter the spell to Mini-Hakkero tenderly
-Aim at someone you don't like
-Now unleash your annihilation of love!

"Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company." - Flandre Scarlet

>>12039484
Judging from the history of translations, you're far from being the only one.

I'll tell you a secret.
My weakness is... nothing.

-Yakumo Yucurri

"The miserable man and evil minded
makes of all things mockery,
and knows not that which he best should know,
that he is not free from faults." -Alice Megadroid

Come join the nuclear slam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmPXzA3TqMY

"America is the greatest country ever and they can do no wrong" -Zun

>Genocide is just another game. It doesn't matter if it's humans or makai residence.
-Flower Mima

>>12039645

``I love making shitty touhou threads on /jp/''
-OP

>>12039484
>>12039501
I would be interested in knowing just how bad the translations truly are and why they haven't, to my knowledge, been fixed.

Ayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya
- A. Syameimaru

"The moment that humans realized that the vastness of space was beyond their ability to control, they started to convince themselves that there must be aliens somewhere out there, even though nobody's confirmed it yet. Rationalism suddenly turns to mysticism when it goes too far. Funny, isn't it?"
-Kanako Yasaka - Symposium of Post Mysticism

"She's lower than human, I bet she doesn't even have ten fingers"

Marisa has the best dialogues

'touhou is ruined for me cause i was too much of a scrub to actually beat the games before looking at fan stuff'

-Anonymous

"Okay, okay, I give up.
You're right. The endless night, stealing the full moon,
Hiding the human village, and putting hats on stone statues,
It's all Alice's fault. Now, bitch, get out of the way!"

- Marisa

"hiiii hiiii" ._ patchouli

"We're going to suck your cock and will not let go until you fuck us like animals and pour your cum in our pussies."

-Sakuya Izayoi

"I am the Alpha and the Omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end."

-The Motherfucking Raymoo

>>12039766
"The only problem with the US is that their food is too large while their beer is too small." -ZUN, AWA

Muck you - Parchouli

May I eat the one standing before me?

>>12040288
Marisa can go take a flying puke for all I care.

It's like I'm really on MotK!

"Smell and touch my feet as much as you want"
- any 2hu grill

>>12040540
>feetfags

"I don't always go on /jp/, but when I do, eye brows."
-The Great Yakumo Yukari

So, business... or pleasure
-Sanae

"100 yen for the first round, 50 for the second and on."
-Reimu Hakurei

The dicks that I cannot suck are next to none!
-youmu

>>12040912

>>12040912
I though that was Yukari's favorite quote

I'm not your fucking mom
-Ran Yakumo

>>12040919
Nah, sounds like something your favorite 2hu would say.

>>12040912
i dont think tou meant to type 'youmu' but rather you wanted to say 'your mum'

The dicks that I cannot put in my ass are next to none!
->>12040960's mom

happy?

>>12040969
not what i was expecting

>>12040969
That guy's mum is a 2hu.

>>12040982
guess the 2hu

>>12040540
>- any 2hu grill

You slut...

>>12040989
Kanako?

>>12040989
Ran Yakumo

>>12040989
Cirno?

"No one cared who I was until I put on the mask"

>>12041024

>>12041064
That whole exchange wouldn't sound out of place in Touhou, it's just so bizarre

you're pretty gutsy
-the fucking Yama

"I'm going to blow you to smithereens!"

-Flandre Scarlet

"You're saying you'll create laws, and judge the people who break them? Are you stupid? Who's going to protect those laws? Whoever makes them, they'll just write them in a way that benefits themselves, and if they break them, they'll just ignore them and go unpunished."

Reimu Hakurei - Symposium of Post Mysticism

Reimu is an anarchist.

>>12042718
Reimu is a sheriff who only trusts herself to uphold justice.

She's also never heard of representative democracy.

"Now, bitch, get out of the way!"

"So, you came back to die with the Hakurei shrine." - Hata no Kokoro

>>12042718
>Reimu is an anarchist.
if that were the case she wouldn't have made laws herself that benefit everyone (spellcard rules).

she just knows that if any of those 3 corrupt harlots will create laws to benefit them more than everyone else, especially Miko who very explicitly is mentioned to be just exploiting her followers.

>>12043135
That never happened, all she really tells her is to move, IN translation team added swears here and there for some retarded reason and boy did it create a shitstorm.

>>12044073
I still don't get why there isn't any fixes to some fucked up translation on earlier games.

>>12044072
Apologize to the crown prince right now!

>>12041231

Gotta WHOLE lotta love

Very much this last line.

"cause it's Friday, you ain't got no job.. and you ain't got shit to do"

- Kirisame Marisa

>>12039469
"To embrace a serpent is to invite poison into your heart" - Suwako Moriya