/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12022714
Let her win all the time and then make a bet with her, that if one of us wins the other has to do whatever the other wants for a whole day.
Then I brutally beat her at the game, and when we get home you know the rest.

arcade still exist?
also, no

>>12022726
I-I'd never have lewd thoughts about you rika-chama.

>>12022731
If you dont have thoughts about cuddling and touching rika under the covers while she is in jammies you arent a real man.

>>12022733
Cuddling yes, touching no.

>>12022738
cuddling involves touching. maybe some rubbing, over her clothes of course. Maybe some light kisses all over and spooning while smelling her hair.

>>12022742
I like the way Rika-cham's hair smells, almost like strawberries.

>>12022746
I like the way another part of her body smells, and it hasnt grown hair yet.

>>12022727
Yes. They're actually filled with quite a few lolis, believe it or not.

>>12022755
Armpits?

>>12022714
>Would you take a loli to an arcade for a date?
No. Largely because children are by and large selfish fucking cunts, completely unlike the fantasy portrayed by anime. But assuming this is some fantasy world...
>Would you let her win?
No. That shit is condescending as fuck, and I remember finding it obnoxious as a child. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't go full on let's-curbstomp-a-bitch-into-the-ground, but she'd have to earn that win.
>Would you win her a prize?
Yeah, I guess.

>>12022755
Do loli vaginas actually smell?

>>12022763
All genital areas have a smell when it gets a bit stuffy by wearing underwear. Its a type of musky smell, and of course it always smells heavenly to the opposite sex.

>>12022766
Even loli areas? I want to smell it.

>>12022714
Yes. We would play IIDX, Taiko and DDR as well as any other games she wants to play. The arcade I go to doesn't have prizes, so unless we played the crane machine then no. And of I would win, what do you take me for?

Why is loli so damn appealing to talk about?

>>12022766
What if she doesn't wear underwear? How easily would someone be able to smell it?

>>12022776
Because janny will definitely delete this sooner or later.

Lolis truly are the forbidden fruit. Don't try to taste it or you'll face the consequences.

>>12022714
>and of course it always smells heavenly to the opposite sex.
What if I'm a huge raging homo? Will cunts still smell heavenly to me?

>>12022784
Dude... Lolis don't have cunts. Get it in your head already. They have slits and lips and they're slimy and gooey.

>>12022778
without underwear her girl places will still leak a little bit of lubrication every now and then that will dry up when it reaches her lips. The smell will be there but not as intense.
Remember that inside, its always wet!

I want to fuck a child, any tips?

>>12022789
go masturbate

g-get it? heh

>>12022790
Heh.

>>12022788
God damnit, this seems too lewd and too erotic to be true.

>>12022789
Go to arcade
Impress her with your skills
Teach her how to play
Stick it in

>>12022806
Wouldn't it be easier to just rape?

>>12022809
I think most little girls are stronger than most people on /jp/.

>>12022810
Anon pls. There's no way I'm losing any kind of physical contest to a loli. What are you, a little girl?

>>12022812
Are you one of those people who constantly post here about going to the gym?

>>12022814
What? A healthy man cannot lose to a loli, as simple as that.

Just.. what kind of onii-chan do you want to be for your loli?

>>12022821
>A healthy man

Well there's your problem.

>>12022789
Have a small penis.

I lift for 4 years now. It's my autistic obsession.

>>12022823
Come on now. I doubt that anyone here is seriously a "neck-beard basement dweller".

And even if that was the case, then start lifting at least for your loli. You don't want your loli to look up to you?

I can count a few times when I've been overpowered by a loli. If you're in an awkward position and she decides to hold you like that, it's very hard to overpower her. It's also incredibly hard to exert any sort of force when you're being tickled.

>>12022832
>You don't want your loli to look up to you?

I think a loli would look up to me for being good at girly things, or for treating her like someone my own age, or for spending time with her, or for teacher her new things. Not because of muscles that some internet guy told me to get.

>>12022832
>You don't want your loli to look up to you?
I want her to look down on me.

>>12022843
Oh god, yes. I'd love to have a loli look down on me and think of me as far below her and treat me horribly.

Lolis don't like guys with muscles. They like girly skinny nerdy guys.

>>12022866
I'm very muscular and have already scored 3 loli gfs.

>>12022839
>muscles
You don't need to be some /fit/ guy to be healthy.

Besides think about it. If you're going to be a little girl on your own, that would make you her best friend in her eyes if anything else... Unless, if you're a lesbian at heart, then that might be a good yuri route for you.

>>12022872
You're just a liar.

>>12022875
What makes you think that?

>>12022875
I'm a muscle man too. This loli I knew said she despised skinny nerds and that they dont deserve girlfriends ever and should die alone. then she gave me a hug and started touching my strong muscular arms.
She was 8 years old so she was a real loli too.

>>12022879
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>12022874

I think you didn't think that through entirely. If a little girl wants a little girl as a best friend, why would she look at guys with muscles? She'd look at the guys who look like girls.

>>12022886
That is literally nowhere on /jp/.

>>12022879
Because little girls don't like muscular men.

>>12022890
Just because it's on /b/ doesn't mean it doesn't apply to the whole site.

why can't you like lolis in a healthy way, /jp/? if you were loli, would you want to be around you?

>>12022890
If they didn't then I wouldn't have scored 3 of them. Use your brain.

>>12022896
Yes it does.

>>12022897
What do you mean in a healthy way? This is a healthy way.

>>12022897
What is wrong with a healthy attraction like the one we have? It isnt healthy to want to kiss and marry cute girls? Its not healthy to want to love and care for them, pamper and hug them?

>>12022900
>>12022901
it's not healthy to want to do sexual things to a little girl and take advance of their innocence to do that? would you want a smelly old man doing that to you if you were loli?

>>12022909
>smelly old man doing that to you if you were loli?

Is /jp/ fatasses, muscleheads, nerds, or what? Make up your mind god damnit.

>>12022909
I am handsome and lolis have had crushes on me many times and given me hugs and things like that. But this matriarchy we live in makes it against the law for us to love each other, and forces me to date used up old women or calls me a manchild.

>>12022909
It's not "to a little girl" but rather "with a little girl" and yes, it is entirely natural.

Post the "average /jp/ user one.

>>12022920

>Would you take a loli to an arcade for a date?
Hell yeah.

>Would you let her win?
Haha no...

Would you win her a prize?
Of course!

Can my huge veiny cock be the prize?

>>12022914
What kind of life do you live that you seem to regularly be in close contact with little girls? I want to hold hands with a loli and give her hugs and stuff.

>>12022939
Lolis don't like large penises.

>>12022914
lolis do not think the same way you do. you are going to cause them harm trying to push beyond boundaries of what is appropriate and quite considerate to lolis
>>12022916
it is not healthy or right. what are you going to do when a loli develops a liking for shota, as is natural and healthy?

>Lolis don't like this
>Lolis don't like that
How do you know?

>>12022947
Don't ask questions you don't want answers to.

I played arcade Dead Or Alive with a little girl once. I leveled down my powerlevel so that almost every game ended up in a drawn.

I think she was upset because I wasn't playing seriously and that I played as a girl(Kasumi). She kept pointing out that big breasts look ridiculous and stupid.

>>12022942
I'm not going to ask her. It will be a surprise prize.

>>12022935
I have younger sisters and they bring friends over, sometimes for the night. They like bothering me to get my attention and my sisters have told me that a few of their friends have crushes on me.

>>12022941
>it is not healthy or right. what are you going to do when a loli develops a liking for shota, as is natural and healthy?

They dont, you are really dumb. Girls in middle school dont have real crushes on kids their age, they like guys in their late teens or famous actors. They liked the Jonas brothers and now they love one direction. If you've never socialized with young girls dont come here and spread your misinformation and pretend you know what you're talking about.

>>12022947
I have a sister, step sisters, and several female cousins, as well as knowing some of their friends.

>>12022952
I've heard a lot about this kind of thing happening, little sisters' friends developing crushes on their friend's brother. I wonder why it happens to often.

>>12022952
Did you bone any of them?

>>12022956
Because they can be with a guy they think is good looking on top of being sisters with their best friends.

>>12022958
No, they're all 11-14 and I am 22.

I would a loli tenderly

>>12022960
So? Lots of 20y old girl go out with 30+ guys.

>>12022954
I can't think of loli cousins anymore without thinking of cousin anon, bless his poor soul. That aside, are lolis (specifically loli cousins) really how they were described by him? Seemed kind of lewd if you ask me.

>>12022952
>They dont, you are really dumb.
"don't have "real" crushes?" you're full of shit or just ignorant. your wishes are not reality, sorry

and this is about love and maturity, not infatuations. this is not something they feel for older creeps like you

>>12022964
I think he meant that they don't develop a liking for boys their own age.

>>12022952
>middle school
Too old.

>>12022963
Lolis, like any other person, are quite varied. I know my cousins aren't like that at all, is are my sister and her friends.

I believe it may be a single mom thing. I never heard of any uncle in his stories, and every loli that has been in my life has had both a mother and father.

>>12022965
they certainly can, he must have not been around girls when that age

>>12022968
I've known most of them since they were in third grade.

>>12022964
Girls dont like kids, its like this for all girls. Your loli/shota fantasies arent real.

>>12022971
Nor is my sister and her friends*

>>12022968
Don't be like that, you should have an appreciation for all types of loli. Even if they are not of your taste, please do not be disapproving of others' choices in lolis.

>>12022949
That's your good, modern woman-in-the-process for you !

>>12022963
Not him, but lolis are more lewd that people think. When you're alone with them, they tend to try lewd stuff like trying to kiss-steal, sit on your lap and move around in "weird" way.
I also had one who just boldly jump in my arms, embrace me while telling me "you're mine!" with a not-so-innocent look on her face.

>>12022971
Do single moms raise slutty lolis, or do lonely lolis simply turn slutty for attention?

>>12022949
That's actually a legit loli story.
I'd want to protect her.

>>12022952
>they like guys in their late teens or famous actors. They liked the Jonas brothers and now they love one direction.
Fuck, is that what the little girls of today are being brought up on? It's like nothing has changed since N'Sync and Backstreet Boys and Aaron Carter. If anything it's gotten a dollop more effete and queered up.

Are you a bad enough dude to introduce a loli to good music? Classical does not count and you will be lynched if you try this.

>>12022975
kids take a liking to kids all the time. you must have been sheltered during that period of your life

>>12022975
>Girls dont like kids, its like this for all girls.
Once they hit their 30's, they start hunting down younger guys.

>>12022989
What five albums would /jp/ buy for a loli?

>>12022979
Lewd... Kiss-stealing is like one step away from rape.

>>12022991
Well no one cares about 30+ year old women so I dont see how that is relevant.

>>12022989
Yes, its exactly the same. And I wouldnt introduce them to any music, I rather they stay with this pop music that makes them like guys my age.

>>12022976
But they're 11-14, they've been corrupted by then.

>>12022995
It\s never rape, since no one would never say no to having a kiss stolen from them by a (cute) loli.

>>12022989
>It's like nothing has changed since N'Sync and Backstreet Boys and Aaron Carter.
More like nothing has changed since EVER. Go back a few decades and it's just Elvis in place of Bieber.

>>12022989
I listen exclusively to denpa and I don't think a loli would like listening to that.

>>12023003
>Yes, its exactly the same.
I remember the boys bands of my childhood being less faggoty.

>>12023009
Backstreet boys were just as faggy as Jonas.
Think of it like high school anime. You'll have the sweet guy, the tough guy, the funny guy, and so on.

Its manufactured music with a formula that will always sell. There is no reason to innovate.

>>12023007
>Go back a few decades and it's just Elvis in place of Bieber.
Elvis never looked or acted like he'd take a cock up his ass

>>12022977
A good question, possibly related to future "daddy issues" common among bar sluts? I cannot tell, but maybe mothers might raise their little girls to be slutty so that they can keep men unlike they did. It's a long shot, but possible, subconsciously perhaps.

>>12022979
>Not him, but lolis are more lewd that people think. When you're alone with them, they tend to try lewd stuff like trying to kiss-steal, sit on your lap and move around in "weird" way.

Eh, well, like I'm thinking it may be a raising thing. I haven't been around lewd lolis, they've been fairly normal in any situation I've been with one. Possible they just don't like me enough to be lewd around me, though.

>>12023001
I don't think so, you just have to find the good ones. "Corruption" isn't honestly that bad, if it means they're just more exposed to the world, and I feel it might actually be easier for me to talk to a girl who is over 10 but under 16.

>>12023015
Not really the point. The point being that young girls have been lusting over popular singers for decades. And movie stars, too. I'm sure if you go back in history you can find other examples, Elvis is just really prominent one.

>>12023013
Fuck you're right.

>>12022977
Only having one parent around the house to mind things doesn't help, but the type of people who become single moms are more likely to rear people without social mores.

That being said, I'd take sluttiness over the neo-puritanism that's being bred in feminist circles today. At least there's a recognition of the beauty of femininity.

>>12023007
thanks /jp/

>>12023015
Maybe with his lips.

>>12022979
>Not him, but lolis are more lewd that people think. When you're alone with them, they tend to try lewd stuff like trying to kiss-steal, sit on your lap and move around in "weird" way.

The lap sitting thing is tried by almost all girls, and they sit right on your dick rather than your lap.
Its the equivalent of when young boys hug their moms or other older women and try to touch their breasts. You know you've done this.

>>12023020
Okay, I don't dispute that.

Do single mothers also raise pedophile sons? This explains why I like lolis so much, right?

>>12023005
You're right. I'd pretend to try to push her away or something and let her do whatever she wanted with me.

My fantasy.

What's the status of the loli guidebook?

>>12022997
All I can think of is giving her Dookie, or perhaps something by Lagwagon or mxpx if she comes from a very christian background. I'd feel uncomfortable giving eight year-old girls The Ramones or even Minor Threat.

>>12023031
Not really.

Most of the single moms raise their son with the "women are kind and frail creatures so you have to protect them™" brainwash.
So it affect both our biological preferences (women) but also our psychological preferences (kind/cute/innocent/etc). At this point, you're going to either like the kind loli archetype OR the total opposite crazy-bitch-yandere archetype.

The fact that most modern women are acting like men or bitches doesn't help either.

>>12023051
to be fair, is there anyone who DOESN'T like kind lolis or mentally ill yanderes? (as if there's any other type of yandere)