/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'll be rooting for tewi, if you know what I mean.

Glad to see you learned your lesson.

Thanks for reminding me early Tewi, I'll be sure not to forget this time.

I'd cum inside Tewi on her most dangerous day and then fuck off to China.

Fuck off.

>>12003253
Thanks Tewi, I'll be sure to remember.

I'll practice saying it while masturbating to your picture.

>>12003416
Don't, dude. That's not nice.

>>12003419

>>12003451
What's the sauce on this?

>>12003419
OK next time I won't.

I used to say rabbit rabbit at the start of the month years ago when I saw it on a nickelodeon commercial. And then when I started seeing these tewi threads about it, I started doing it again. I think it actually does work, but more as a placebo affect.

This time I'm going to say "usagi usagi" and see if it still works!

Reisen goes to school by bus

Oh you made the thread earlier this time. Finally after all these months I will get to say it!

You are two days early, but thank you very much.
I will try my best to not forget!!

Not it's not

how to remember to say it: name your alarm usagi usagi and when you wake up you will see it and be reminded

I do this every year and it never works.

Tewi's
Soft
Butt

>>12003566
*tail

>>12003580
I want to touch!

In English or Japanese?

>>12003605
English
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_rabbit_rabbit

What happens if you go to sleep so late that the month technically begins? Do you still say it in the morning?

>>12004079
You're supposed to say it first thing when you wake up.
But if I go to bed after 12, I say it then too. Just in case.

>>12004079
You say it after waking up for the first time that month. Even if you didn't sleep for a week, then went to bed and said it after waking up, you'd be good.
Of course, you'd miss a whole week of good luck, so you shouldn't do that.

Fun facts about April.

Otto von Bismarck, William Shakespeare, Adolf Hitler, Nikita Krushchev, the current Queen Elizabeth II of England, Jackie Chan, and I were all born in April.

Autism Awareness Day is on April 2nd.

The Rwanda Genocide, which claimed the lives of up to 1,000,000 Tutsis, began on April 7th.

Yuri Gagarin became the first man in space on April 12th.

The RMS Titanic hit an iceberg on April 14th.

The Siege at Waco, Texas ended on April 19th, with the total death count at 91 people.

In response, the Oklahoma City Bombing occurred two years later killing 168 people and injuring over 600 more.

The explosion that caused the Chernobyl meltdown occurred on April 26th.

How loudly do you have to say it? Can I sort of whisper it?

>>12006975
Happy birthday in advance, nerd.

>>12007012
The louder you say it, the more lucky you get! So shout out loud!

Why is Tewi so fucking moé?

>>12007080
A prankster with 1300+ years of experience in a little girl's body.

Why are there so few doujins of Tewi being violently raped and tortured? Little shit should be disciplined.

>>12007154
I seriously don't know. Japan doesn't care about karma, I guess.

>>12007154
Tewi is for loving. If you want to abuse somebody, abuse the psychopath with crazy eyes.

don't lewd loli rabbits

>>12007163
Parsee? No way.

>>12007050
I was afraid that...

Now that I think about it a lot of Easter candy is related to rabbits in one way or another. Why is that? What does April have to do with Rabbits?

It's almost time! Don't forget.

This time i can not fail.

>>12009463
I want to blow my load inside her tight rabbit anus

>>12009478
You don't know when to quit, do you?

I forgot to say it

I'll say it tomorrow, and then I'll start to exercise, do my reps daily and search for a job.

Ha ha ha, fools.

>>12009478

> Glasses Tewi
I need more of this

>>12009478
I want to prematurely ejaculate and end up placidly cuddling with her for the rest of the night.

Done. What do I get?

>>12009577
Good luck for the whole month. If your month is bad, just imagine what it would have been like if you hadn't said, "Rabbit, rabbit!"

Rabbit Rabbit.

>>12007080

That's an improper place to store chocolate. It'll melt and she'll be all sticky!

Would you help her get clean, /jp/?

>>12009624
No way, I'd have to pay for it. It'd be half-melted and probably have pubic hair in it. And bizarrely it's much more expensive than regular chocolate. Tewi doesn't know how to make a good deal.

>>12009649

Just wash her down with a high-pressured hose.

>>12009651
That'd definitely ruin the chocolates and I'd have to pay for them. I'm broke so no thanks.

>>12009624
Strap her to my car and go through the car wash.

>>12009649
I doubt she have pubic hair, and the tail is to far to mess with it.
>>12009624
>Would you help her get clean, /jp/?
If you pay 10000 goddamn yens for your chocolate, you have the right to eat all of it.

I thought that I forgot but then I saw that it's still the 31st for me.. Tonight, for sure!

I woke up at 11PM March 31st. What if I go to sleep at like 5PM and wake up on April 2nd?

>>12009833
Still counts!

>>12003559
I just have my alarm play the sound a rabbit makes.

Is Tewi trying to April fool me??

>>12009898
DON'T SAY IT APRIL 1st SHES TRYING TO TRICK YOU.
IT WILL BE THE WORST MONTH EVER

Ribbit ribbit!

RABBIT RABBIT

>>12009977
Kero~ Kero~

>>12009462
Fertility.

I'm sure Tewi is a very fertile rabbit as well.

Rabbit Rabbit

its' go time Inaba-san

>>12010417

stop

>>12010458
うさ～

Wooh, I did it!

Is it bad that I'm only in this thread because Tewi looks and acts like the first crush I developed on this girl who was the same age as me who used to fool around with me when I was a child and that I sometimes fap to tewi while thinking of that same girl?

I know, 3dpiggu. I'm disgusted with myself as well.

When I saw this thread I said "fuck" out loud thinking I'd missed my chance again but in hindsight that ended up being the first thing I said today. I will never be blessed. I'm trash.

Why is this rabbit so erotic?

>>12010551
That's always the first thing I say every day. I don't know how I'm going to do this.

>>12010597
Tewi is pure, stop

>>12010618
She's pure alright.

Pure SEX.

>>12010624
I'll fukken destroy you if you say shit about tewi mate

>>12010631
There's something wrong with you if you don't want to lick every inch of her body.

>>12010640
Good april fools man, stop

Does it have to be right when you wake up? I just remembered and said it and I think it's the first think I spoke out loud today.

>>12010624
yamasan really makes my dick hard

Rabbit rabbit!

>>12010765
Too bad he fell off the face of the planet.

What'chya lookin' at nerd?

>>12010551
That is exactly what I did, right down to the word choice.

>>12010640
I leaned over and licked Tewi's cheek. At first, she was surprised, but she quickly regained her composure. Always trying to be the dominant one, she asked, "Oh? Is it tasty?" with a seductive smile.

But I didn't respond. Instead, I moved from her cheek down to her neck, only stopping momentarily to kiss her skin. As I slid my tongue along her collarbone, Tewi let out a small gasp. She protested by putting her hands on my head and trying to gently push me away, telling me that I've gone too far. Ignoring her request, I began sucking on the side of her neck, attempting to break the blood vessels underneath the skin. Taken aback by this assault, the best the confused rabbit could do was stutter out one word.

"H-Hey..."

But I didn't stop there. I grabbed her shirt and pulled it off in one swift motion. Snapping out of her shocked state, she glared at me with a anger in her eyes. She tried to stand and yell at me, but only yelped when I grabbed her forearm and pulled her into my lap. Her ears dangled irresistibly in front of me. Before she could respond, I secured my arms around her waist and gently bit into her left ear. After playfully pulling against it, I stuck the tip of her other ear into my mouth and audibly sucked it. Tewi struggled in my lap, furiously calling for me to let go, but I held on tightly. Her resistance paused when she gasped as I let saliva flow down her ear and into her ear canal.

>>12010914
“Let me go!” She cried, recovering from the wet surprise. She angrily swung her arms haphazardly around in an attempt to break free of my grasp. Failing that, she bowed her head forward in a defiant attempt to deprive me of her ears. In doing so, she left her slim shoulders tantalizingly vulnerable to attack. I obliged, moving my tongue across her left shoulder, down her arm, and along her hands, reaching her fingers. Even as she slapped against the top of my head, I lifted her hand to my face and slid her fingers into my mouth one by one, gently sucking on each and every one of them. With one of my hands occupied with hers, she was finally able to break free of my grasp. Clumsily tripping, she began to crawl away on her hands and knees.

Not nearly satisfied, I grabbed her by her ankles and pulled her legs out from under her, making her fall flat on her front. I pinned Tewi underneath with my weight, but the ever-stubborn rabbit twisted and squirmed, trying to shake me off. She turned her head and glared at me, tears forming in her eyes. “Tewi, you're beautiful,” “I love you,” and “I'm so happy,” I whispered to her, but she only looked away and struggled with a grunt in response. I waited for her to settle down before brushing the hair away from the nape of her neck. She stopped struggling and sobbed as I passionately kissed all over the back of her neck, pausing only to whisper compliments in her ear.

>>12010921
Now obedient, I flipped her over and looked at her face. Panting, flushed, and tear-stained, she looked up at me with pleading eyes, begging me to stop. Unable to contain myself at the sight, I brought myself upon her, pressing my lips against hers. I forced my tongue into her mouth and passionately kissed her as she neither reciprocated nor refused it. Breaking away from the kiss, I looked into her teary eyes one more time before lowering my mouth down to her chest. She simply covered her face with her arms and sobbed as I spent the next several minutes having my way with her body.

Rape is NOT romantic.

>>12010933
Look at this idiot.

I said it when I woke up to take some medicine; I'm not sure if I said anything else. Went back to sleep.
I said it again when I woke up after sunrise just to be sure.

>>12010963


life isint like your novel books tenshi.

I said it in the brief state of awakeness this morning before falling asleep again
Proceeded to get 3 phone calls about job interviews today. Praise the rabbits!

>>12010963
That's what I was referencing, genuis.

I fucking forgot

i remembered!

>>12011043
On April Fool's day? Is that good luck or not?

Also, I haven't gone to sleep yet.

>>12011043
>job interviews
You sure it wasn't bad luck?

>>12009977
I focused a bit in "rabbit rabbit" before I went to sleep, but somehow I said "ribbit ribbit" when I awoke.

I blew it!

I did

>>12011137

I lol'd. Considering she's a curse goddess, I suspect you'll have an absence of bad luck this month, which is pretty good on its own.

>>12011179
Well, now that you say it, probably better that trusting a rabbit during April fools. I still want to thrust Tewi tho.

I've been up for several hours but I don't think I've said anything out loud yet. Does it still count?

I was awake at work all night but it was the first thing I said after it crossed over to the first
Am I in the clear?
Can I get lucky enough this month to quit my job?

I was afraid I blew it because I left my window open and accidentally cursed to clear my throat but it wasn't really words that came out.
The day seemed to go perfectly and smoothly, everything worked out great, so I'm sure it still counted! Thank you /jp/, these rabbits are amazing!

I used to have pet rabbits they have fur that is nice to pet

>>12010503

goddamn tewi doesn't even need to take her clothes off to look lewd

>>12019230
Everybody loses their dignity when naked. Clothes, underclothes and accessories are lewder than bare skin.

>>12003256 et. al.

So who here actually calls her てゐ and who calls her てい?

>>12027639

tewi, but with a soft w

>>12027652
I call her toowee the cutie.

>>12027639
But ゐ is pronounced い

So you're telling me ゐ is like を in that the 'w' is silent?

>>12027987
yes, there's also ゑ / ヱ (we) but ゐ and ゑ aren't used in modern japanese, the point with Tewi is basically to show how old she is

>>12027990
Well I know about how they aren't used and it's to show her age, but I didn't know that it was silent. Interesting. ゐ actually stopped being used rather recently right?

>>12027981
I've heard it wasn't pronounced as い in the past, but they lost the "w" as time changed the language. If true, then pronouncing the name with the "w" would be closer to the true pronunciation.

>>12003525

I forgot to say it even with the earlier warning...

>>12028074
Me too. I had one of my worst days of the year so far yesterday, too. I think I'll record myself saying, "rabbit, rabbit," and use it for my alarm next month.

>>12007033
>>12004095
>>12003596
>>12003580
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>>12003253
Such a qt booty

I FUCKING FORGOT AGAIN GOD DAMN IT

I don't think I've spoken this month.

Would it could if I said it now?

>>12031487
It only works during the first day/first time you awake in each month.

>>12031516
Holy shit! LEWD!

>>12031516

Unfortunate.

I will remember for sure next month.