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Is this "asking for it"?

>> No.11965887

ya dont you realize

>> No.11965896

I wanna blow a stinky fart right across her face.

>> No.11965897

>>11965877
Depends, where is this couch?

>> No.11965904

>>11965897
That's a very important question.

>> No.11965905 [DELETED] 

>>11965897
In her house.

>> No.11965906
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>>11965897
My living room.

>> No.11965911

>>11965905
No.

>>11965906
Yes.

>> No.11965915

>>11965905
>>11965906
>in her house
>my living room
Your living room is in her house.
So you share a house?

>> No.11965919
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>>11965904
Is it? It's Aya. She might have just not considered that or have been to tired to care.

>> No.11965923
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>>11965915
You lucky duck.

>> No.11965926 [DELETED] 

slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut

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>>11965915
Yes. We're married. Please refer to Aya as Aya Stevens from now on. It is disrespectful to both me and Aya if you continue to refer to her with her past name of Shameimaru Aya.

Pic related, this is how Aya dresses at home.

>> No.11966094

No, because shameimashit is the worst 2hu.

>> No.11966914
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lewd

>> No.11966951
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Is this "asking for it"?

>> No.11966965

quick someone post that image of her tied down and about to be attacked by large wand type vibrators

>> No.11967026
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Is this "asking for it"?

>> No.11967037
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>>11967026
Is this "asking for it"?

>> No.11967038

Being asleep is the same as "yes".

>> No.11967053
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>>11967026

What? No. That's someone sleeping.

Now this, THIS is "asking for it"!

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>>11967026

>> No.11967064
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Is this "asking for it"?

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>> No.11967262

>>11965941
this is my favourite jp meme

>> No.11967276
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Is this "asking for it"?

>> No.11967281

>>11967276
is this a trick question?

>> No.11967294

>>11965926
>>11965905
Why were these rule-abiding posts deleted?

>> No.11967309
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>>11967294
Yeah, I can understand "slut slut slut," but what's wrong with saying she's in her house?

>> No.11967455

>>11967309
>>11967294
If whoever posted that was banned, his posts get automatically deleted. Stop with the persecutory delusions.

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>>11967455
Really? That's weird.

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Having a pretty eh day, jerk off to Aya, suddenly in a great mood.
Why is she so good? How does she do it?

>> No.11967900

>>11966914
tfw i will never get to smash with a tengu

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What if it's her house but we arranged I meet her there at that time?

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>>11967967
Maybe she forgot or overslept? Or maybe she really is trying to seduce you. Is it working?

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>> No.11968032
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I love this tengu. How do I make her love me back?

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>>11967972
She must have forgot, there's no way she'd be interested in me. I guess I'd have to wake her up.

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>>11968056
You shouldn't sell yourself so short. She invited you over, didn't she?

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>>11968076
It's impossible, I'm sure.

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>>11968095
But...girls are weird and youkai girls are weirder. Who knows what their tastes are?

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>>11968104
Aya is weird?

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>>11968147
Kinda?

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Aya has nice ayayas.

>> No.11969621
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Ayayaya

>> No.11969655
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>>11968147
Aya is weird!

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This must definitively be "asking for it".


>>11965906
Damn momio draws such delectable thunderthighs

10th best Touhou.

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>>11969982
Nonsense. That's a freak accident.

>10th
1st.

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no this is.

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How would you get her to shut up?

>> No.11970648

>>11970631
What's she doing? Laughing?

>> No.11970658
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>>11970132
Well, duh.

>> No.11970713

>>11967455
this isn't entirely correct, mods can choose whether to delete his post history or not

>> No.11970722
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11970722

I don't know why no one likes Aya. I mean, in Gensokyo. Maybe she is sort of a bother, but she is such a lovely girl.

>> No.11970727

>>11970722
Looks aren't everything.

>> No.11970731

>>11970722
She defecates on people everyday.

>> No.11970736
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>>11970727
It's not just that! She has good positive energy.

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>>11970648
She's pii-ing.

>>11970722
Everyone loves Ayaya.

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>>11970722
They don't?

>> No.11970808

>>11970745
Why? Is she upset? Surprised?

>> No.11970844 [DELETED] 

>wake up
>consider taking a shite
>go on the jay instead
>fap to aya thread
>turn around to wipe cum on couch
>see aya on the couch
>she seems to be sleeping
>get boner again
>wipe semen on the inside of her skirt
>do jumping jacks to make myself sweaty and get my balls to drop out of my crotch
>place balls in aya's mouth
>try to play touhou
>laptop is over on bed
>remove balls from aya's mouth
>retrieve laptop
>put balls back in aya's mouth
>sit with my anal sphincter squeezing her nose
>start playing ten desires
>XXCXXCXXCXXC
>stage 5, WR level run
>suddenly aya's knee bashes through my computer screen
>apparently she's thrashing around because she can't breathe
>cum all over keyboard
>motherboard short circuits
>thighs get electrocuted
>aya takes a deep breath and prolapses my anus
>shite all over my couch
>mum yells at me about the smell
>wimper like a cute penguin and wipe my ass on aya's abs
>she appears to be a awake
>lick her eyeballs

>> No.11970852 [DELETED] 

>>11970844
Who are you quoting?

>> No.11970854

Aya? Aya really wish this was a better touhou!

>> No.11970940

>>11970631
Kiss her!

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>>11970940
That's pretty bold!

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>>11970967
Aya's pretty bold too. It's all good.

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Sure is nice having her on the other side of the camera for once!

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>>11971014
I'm not sure she'd agree.

>> No.11971054
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Aya is the leggiest bird.

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>>11971054
Those legs were made for walking. But Aya flies...

>> No.11971064

Aya is a bird. Birds eat worms. Worms are gross and dirty. When you kiss Aya you will taste worms. Aya is gross.

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>>11971058
Those legs were made for attracting mates. I'd say they're pretty effective.

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>>11971044
Neither do the people who get their compromising photos printed on the front page of Bunbunmaru News. Revenge is sweet.

>> No.11971088

No, being passed out on a couch is not asking for it.

>> No.11971099
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>>11971085
But Aya's a photographer! She's got an excuse!

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>> No.11971105

>>11971080
Maybe too effective.

>> No.11971111

>>11971104
I want to coat that glass

>> No.11971128

>>11971104
Aya has seen me nekkid. Doki doki.

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>>11971105
And here's how she can go the extra mile and turn things critical.

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>>11971136
Holding down her skirt?

>> No.11971159
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>> No.11971167

>>11971156
Showing her feet.

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>>11971104
Can she hear me screaming her name, too?

>> No.11971184

>>11966914
that made me think how tengu childs are fed

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Is this asking for it?

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>>11971182
Yes. Very clearly.

>> No.11971294

This isn't an Aya thread, idiots.

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>>11971294
It is, now.

>> No.11971305

>>11971303
No one likes that crowslut.

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>>11971305
Don't be so tsun.

>> No.11971313
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>>11971305
Why do you say things you know are wrong?

>> No.11971363
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Ayaya

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>>11971363
Ayaya.

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>>11971399
Ayaya!?

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>>11971500
あややばい

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>>11971525
Why does it always end up like this?

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>>11971635
Getting restrained is the prelude to rape. Rape and Aya go together like hamburgers and french fries.

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>>11971679
Please don't treat your tastes as fact.

>> No.11971724
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Is this "asking for it"?

>> No.11971764
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>>11971724
That's a tricky one.

>> No.11971792

I lie down hugging my pillow a lot is that asking for it?

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>>11971792
Asking for it to be a real live and warm Touhou? That's what I ask for when I hug my pillow every morning and night.

>> No.11971799

>>11971797
Oh I just wish to feel warmth sometimes. I'm sure it will be okay though. Life still goes on, right?

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>>11971799
Don't give up!

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Is this "asking for it"?

>> No.11971811

>>11971807
I don't really have much choice anymore. I'm losing resources, and I have re-adjust my budget towards things I can care about anymore.

>> No.11971814

>>11971808
Actually, that's commanding it. She isn't asking at all.

>> No.11971819

>>11971808
I dont know what it is about that artist that makes me ejaculate a lot of semen. I guess its all the anal.

>> No.11971823
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>>11971811
Don't give up, that's too sad. Life is war! You have to be more proactive. You can't wait for the good things to come to you, you have to get out there and find them yourself. I'm sure if try your best long enough you'll eventually find that warmth.

>> No.11971827

>>11971823
I've been diverting resources to war preparation. I'm doing this thing where I go to this place with a lot of metal in it. You lift the metal up and then put it back down again.

It actually makes you stronger and better at punching and stuff!

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>>11971827
I hope it works out for you. Good luck!

>> No.11972912

Aya must be ashamed of her wings unlike the real birds who have them out all the time.

>> No.11973436
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>>11972912
Ashamed? Of these? Are you nuts?

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I want the summer to come so I can bask in the sun and lie on the grass with Ayaya.

>> No.11974475

>>11971808
>>11971819
>I guess its all the anal

Oh shit, what's the name of the artist?

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>>11973926
Her outfit is certainly built for summer.

>> No.11975603

>>11971827
it won't help you since you'll just be shot in the face anyway.

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my favorite one

>> No.11975758

>>11975603
Yeah but maybe I'll look better.

>> No.11975790
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How do you steal Aya away from her big tengu husband?

>> No.11975796

>>11975694
explain this

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>>11975790
from japanese folk tales, tengu are mostly very dumb and get tricked by humans - so, show her your dick and she won't care which dick she sucks as long as it's a big one

>> No.11975800

>>11975796
大日本天狗党絵詞より。天狗といえば魂抜け、雲踏み。というわけで天狗の射命丸による魂抜けの実演つかまつる。て、これ天狗じゃなかったよなぁ。結局天狗って何だったんだろう。・・・で、魂抜けた身体はどうするよ?                               誰だグロタグつけたの   エロじゃないからね!

>> No.11975807

>>11975790
i dress like a scarecrow

>> No.11975811

>>11975807
aya runs away, scared. she remembers you as a creepy thing forever.

>> No.11975812

>>11975800
translate this pls

>> No.11975815

>>11975812
the pleasure of being cummed inside. ping pong. sushi.

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>>11975790
Aya's not married. You can't fool me.

>> No.11975829

>>11975811
how she could remember me if I would be dressed?

the only thing that I need to do is find her (without the costume) and comfort her...

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>>11975829
She'd at least recognize you enough to feel uneasy.

>> No.11975868

>>11975812
From Dainippon Tengu Party Ekotoba. Missing soul Speaking of Tengu, Kumofumi. The Tsukamatsuru demonstration of missing soul by Iinochi circle Tengu in mean. Te, I wonder I was not a braggart this. What was I Tengu would do after all. ... Body in, missing soul What would you do? It 's not erotic Who of wearing Gurotagu!

>> No.11975885

>>11975861
what if I bring her some corn?

>> No.11975893
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>>11975885
Corn? Meh.

>> No.11975920

>>11975893
for a slut, she is too hard to catch, I think to is better go the moriya shrine then...

>> No.11975923

>>11975893
What does that text say?

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>>11975923
>Want one?

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>>11975934
I do.

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>>11975961
Same. It looks tasty, whatever it is.

>> No.11976086

>>11976027
They're nikuman

>> No.11976320

>>11975923
Why are people like this even allowed on this board?

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What's their relationship?

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>>11976906
Senpai and Kouhai

>> No.11976944
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>>11976906
Rivals!

>> No.11979219

>>11976320
>Everyone must be fluent in Japanese to talk about cartoons!!

>> No.11979399 [DELETED] 

>>11979219
Who are you quoting?

>> No.11979761

>>11979399
Me, motherfucker. Any time you say "who are you quoting", they're quoting me. You got a fucking problem with my quotes, bitch?

>> No.11979762

>>11979761
They're unsourced.

>> No.11980389

>>11979219
>talk about cartoons!!

This is not /a/, in case you haven't noticed.
Also,

>fluent in Japanese
This is like basic baby shit.
If you're on this board you should at least be able to read this much.
I mean even if you can't read something as simple as 食 I would assume you can at least read the kana and put two and two together.
If someone points food in your face and asks __beru?
Gee I wonder what could that possibly mean?
Of course it's fucking taberu and even the dumbest weeaboo would know what that means.

>> No.11980413

>>11980389
Maybe he was asking about ファ魅魔.

>> No.11982889

>>11980389
>If you're on this board you should at least be able to read this much.

Oh shit! I just realised that I've been browsing this board for years, and I can't read or understand any chinese.

>> No.11982919

>>11966951
I never understood this image. Is it Koa's birthday?

>> No.11982954

>>11982919
That would be logical.

>> No.11983001

>>11966951
What does that text say?

>> No.11984171
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>>11975893
>>11975923

>not 食べたい

notlewdenough.jpg

>> No.11984186

>>11980389
My fucking GOD are you annoying. Jesus christ just how severly AUTISTIC do you have to be to waste all that time and thought over a DUMB picture you would probably forget about in 2 minutes. You either know Japanese or you don't, stop being a little smartass WEEB about it. You probably haven't even passed any level of JLPT but like to act like a little smart SHIT on /jp/.

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