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Have you ever befriended someone from /jp/?
No, and I don't intend to.
Yes, it was ur mum lol!
Yes, but then he quit /jp/, we stopped talking, and I forgot he existed for two or so years until you made this post and reminded me of him.
David why don't you return my phone calls...
Every one of them ended up being a crossboarding reddit browser with a facebook so I dropped contact.
>>11960981I know how you feel. None of them have been cute enough either, they all end up disappointing me and betraying all my expectations.
Everyone on /jp/ is my friend.
i miss you...
I miss you too
>>11960987,2 but you hardly talk to me anymore
>>11960987,3 You too... I just don't know what to say
>>11960987,4 I'm sorry.
Don't leave me
>>11960987,6 I'm not a good friend...
>>11960987,7 I don't know if this is a good time or not but... I love you. I'm sorry... But don't leave me...
LMAO get a LOAD of these two gaywads
>>11960987,8 shut the FUCK up you god damn sissy faggot
>>11960987,8 I don't even know if you're him... You're probably not him but if you are, please just send me a message. I don't think our relationship is working out...
>>11960987,11 I don't even know what to say anymore... please message me...
>>11960987,12 I'm sorry but I don't think I want to talk after all...
holy fucking DOG
>>11960987,12 I don't think I'm who you think I am. The way your acting is similar to how I would act but I don't think he feels that way about me.I'd send you a message but I know you're not him and I'm afraid of letting him know how I feel. Sorry...
>>11960987,15 Give it a try. I just don't care about anything anymore... Don't you feel that way too?
Sanae wakes up in Konoha and decides to start a new life when she can't find her way back to Gensokyo. But when ninja start looking for her, It's up to Naruto and his friends to help Sanae get back to the world she came from.
>>11960987,16 I'm sorry, I need some time to think. My feelings aren't as strong anymore ever since we stopped talking. It made me realize that it was probably just wishful thinking on my part.I don't even know how I feel anymore.
>>feel when I made my best friends through /jp/ I think I got lucky? I guess in the end I owe /jp/ a lot regardless.
>>feelio whenlio no bar friend
>>feel when no /gaypee/ friends because I'm not a fucking weeaboo nerd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZCX3CjX4rk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZCX3CjX4rk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZCX3CjX4rk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZCX3CjX4rk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZCX3CjX4rk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZCX3CjX4rk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZCX3CjX4rk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZCX3CjX4rk
I wonder if I'll be able to get a loli friend again this year. Last year was loads of fun.
>>11960987,23 I'll be your friend! :D Send me an email. :)
>>11960987,24 I think you are lying.
...
please message me
pay attention to me...
>>11960987,27 No, you msg me
it's sad when you know he's there but you don't talk anymore. i'm probably being unreasonable since i want him to be the one who messages me. i guess i can't help but feel that he isn't interested in being friends anymore... but maybe he feels the sameway.
[i]*sighs really hard* (I hope someone invites me to the /jp/ meat-up.....)
Does anyone want to be my friend?
>>11960987,32 Sure lets play games together ^_^ gayming with the w-bros! >:D
>>11960987,33 .....um... are you making fun of me?
>>11960987,34 No
>>11960987,32 I want a friend with benefits...
I want a /jp/ boyfriend...
>>11960987,37 That's gay, dude.
>>11960987,38 love isn't gay
>>11960987,39 It is when your a homo lol
>>11960987,40 holy fucvk
>>11960987,37 Wanna date
>>11960987,38 I had a /jp/ friend once and he was my only friend. He told me I was too clingy and that I wasn't looking for a friend but a boyfriend. I guess it was true since I really just enjoyed talking to him. He just disappeared after telling me that though...
>>11960987,43 Wanna date
>>11960987,43 I can talk to you if you're a girl.
>>11960987,44 I think we have to get to know each other better before we can date... >>11960987,45 I'm not a girl.
>>11960987,46 Siz?
>>11960987,47 no
>>11960987,48 But how does one be a W retard without being Sizzy?
please send me a message...
>>11960987,50 sent
>>11960987,51 i didn't receive a message...
>>11960987,52 resent
>>11960987,53 thanks I'll stop posting forever now
please just send me a message... it hurts...
>>11960987,55 Address?
had a /jp/boy on steam dude was a friggin nerd always talking about france and fountain pens, he called me "very cute" pretty sure when i removed him he deleted his account LOL
>>11960987,56 you already have it...
>>11960987,58 Post it again if you want your reply.
My /jp/ friend who stopped talking to me sent me a message and linked me to this thread even though I didn't even post in this thread. Thanks!!
>>11960987,57 Hey I think I knww someone like that when I had steam. He added me when I started speaking french with someone else. He was a huge attention whore though, with over 200 friends so I doubt he really misses you.
when is he going to send me a message...
>>11960987,62 WHO HOLY SHIT JUST SAY THE NAME also >this thread >suddenly I'm checking all my emails and shit to check if someone messaged me >:(
>>11960987,63 Your post made me check my own e-mails. I've got into a couple of ones and I have a ton of qt trap replies. Let's see if they reply to my replies sent years later!
>>11960987,64 You bastard.... Sigh....
get out normalshits
PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE... WHY DID YOU EVEN TREAT ME SO NICELY IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO PRETEND I DON'T EXIST ANYMORE. PLEASE JUST SEND ME A MESSAGE. I LOVE YOU. . . PLEASE...
If I don't have creepy clingy /jp/ friends does that mean I'm the creepy clingy /jp/ friend??
please...
Never try to befriend someone from /jp/. They're all extremely creepy and become overly obsessed with you.
>>11960987,70 please just talk to me again... im sorry. i can't go on like this like any longer... it hurts... please...
>>11960987,71 post his email so we can raid him no1 hurts my w-bros and gets away w/ it
>>11960987,72 erio_turtles@yahoo.com
>>11960987,73 watch out, hes got the fastest car in /ghost/.
please talk to me...
>>11960987,77 *talks to you*
>>11960987,77 >>11960987,78 Ok *poops a little*
why don't you talk to me anymore...
Have you ever FUCKD someone from /jp/?
please... i'm still waiting...
i met my gf on the jaypee
why won't you send me a message...
>>11960987,85 post ur email d00d ill send u 1ne
any friend will do...
>>11960987,86 i don't want you... i need him...
>>11960987,88 What if I'm him
>>11960987,89 you already know how to contact me
please,,,
>>11960987,90 Sorry, I've lost you contact info, had to format my drive. Call you tell me it again?
>>11960987,93 we still see each other everyday...
>>11960987,94 lol, normie
>>11960987,95 online...
he finally sent me a message...
I want a /jp/ boyfriend so badly.
>>11960987,98 trust me fag you don't
>>11960987,97 That's funny, I was completely convinced you were someone I know last night and was going to send them a message but put it off.
>>11960987,98 Wanna date
>>11960987,101 YES
>>11960987,102 Okay
>>11960987,100 >them huh
>>11960987,103 Hello?
Hi
>>11960987,106 >>11960987,105
>>11960987,107 are we dating?
>>11960987,108 Yes
>>11960987,109 do you love me?
>>11960987,110 Sure, but only if you love me too
>>11960987,111 I love you!
>>11960987,112 Okay I love you too
>>11960987,113 I'm so happy.
>>11960987,114 Me too
>>11960987,114 Hi
>>11960987,114 Hello I love you
>>11960987,117 Won't you tell me your name?
>>11960987,118 jeremiah
>>11960987,118 Let me jump in ur game
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I don't even know what socialization is
>>11960987,122 That's what you're doing right now, retard.
>>11960987,123 >reading letters on a screen >socialization lmfao
>>11960987,124 Does that mean I can admit to having a Facebook and Twitter account now? :-)
>>11960987,124 You're doing it now, you autistic fag.
>>11960987,125 It means that you can admit that you want to suck my cock, faggot.
>>11960987,126 I'm sorry that you deluded yourself into thinking that, but this place is the antithesis of socialization.
>>11960987,127 Not him, but I want to suck your cock.
>>11960987,128 You're a normalfag if you write something for others to see. Even on W.
>>11960987,129 You can only suck the cocks of people you truly love.
>>11960987,131 Don't tell me what to do, I suck random cocks every weekend.
>>11960987,131 That's gay.
>>11960987,132 how
>>11960987,134 I go to a special club.
>>11960987,135 can i get an invitation?
>>11960987,136 No, just google your local gay club or sauna and go there.
>>11960987,137 thats friggin gross nevermind dude
>>11960987,138 It's only gross before you go there for the first time.
>>11960987,139 Homosexuality is always gross; purge the filthy queers.
>>11960987,140 Didn't you want to suck cocks a few posts earlier?
>>11960987,141 I always want to suck dicks but don't do it cuz not a FAG lmao
>>11960987,142 please stop making me look bad with your normalfag punctuation and capitalization
I miss my /jp/ friend, I don't even know why we stopped talking.
>>11960987,144 Tell us about your /jp/ friend.
>>11960987,145 I don't really know much about him to be honest. He always seemed really secretive. I enjoyed talking to him though.
rate my online girlfriend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPTiPxmbh88
no, rate my girlfriend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As8c4IxgsyE
>>11960987,146 What did you talk about?
>>11960987,148 look at all those bronies in comment section
>>11960987,149 that's private!
>>11960987,151 Erotic roleplay?
>>11960987,151 alot of loyalty for a /jp/boy...
>>11960987,152 no >>11960987,153 What do you mean?
>>11960987,154 I think he's trying to say that you're a big guy.
>>11960987,146 How long ago did you stop talking to your /jp/ friend?
>>11960987,156 I don't really remember but it's probably 2 months ?
What should I do if my /jp/ friend is playing games with other people?
>>11960987,158 Punch him in the face.
>>11960987,158 >>11960987,158 suck his cock
i had sex with a girl i met on the jay once we are dating now
>>11960987,161 Was she underage?
>>11960987,161 hahah hell yeah man! :D nothing like smelly NEET pussy!! (meme)
>>11960987,163 What's wrong with memes?
>>11960987,161 fuck off brad
>>11960987,165 fuck off bord
>>11960987,162 no, she was 19 >>11960987,163 mad >>11960987,165 not brad
How do I get /jp/ friends?
Are you good at sucking dick?
>>11960987,169 whats a dick
>>11960987,170 8=====>
>>11960987,167 is this what they call a "'jimmy rustler"'?
>>11960987,172 still mad
does anyone want to be my friend? im a part time NEET
>>11960987,174 only if you're a friend virgin
>>11960987,175 i am
No, I made it a policy to never talk to people from 4chan off-site a long time ago. Every single time you see someone that uses 4chan not on 4chan they're always the biggest fucking degenerate. I imagine every single one of you as one of those convention going shitters.
how come /jp/ is so gay
>>11960987,177 we should form a bike gang and go fr*g up some normalshits
>>11960987,174 im a full time neet Wanna date
I want a /jp/ friend too...
>>11960987,181 shut the fuck up
>>11960987,181 asl
>>11960987,183 22 f uk
>>11960987,184 >f no thanks
>>11960987,185 u gay mejt?
>>11960987,183 22 m BR
PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
this thread hurts
In the grim darkness of the 21st century there is only that feel when no 2d gf
>>11960987,189 hurts your dick?
>>11960987,191 my feelinga
I want a /jp/ girlfriend!
I have dreams about my ex-/jp/friend
>>11960987,194 who is he
>>11960987,177 I unironically went to AWA. I even hit on an underage Touhou cosplayer. You've got to understand your enemy before you can win a war.
>>11960987,193 Can I be your /jp/ girlfriend?
>>11960987,197 Sure, what's your preferred method of contact?
>>11960987,198 Warosu is fine by me.
I have a bigger dick than him, you should go for me
>>11960987,200 I'm not like that.....
>>11960987,201 Ya like 'em small cracka?
you can talk to me now
(sigh...)
>>11960987,199 Are you an exhibitionist? I was thinking of somewhere more private.
i'm dieing of lonliness :'(
>>11960987,205 Where do you want to go then?
>>11960987,207 under the mistletoe
>>11960987,202 It's got nothing to do with that... >>11960987,205 More private how?
>>11960987,205 Relationships are built on 1-on-1 interactions and doing things together that you wouldn't do with other people around. That's what makes them special. Are you the person the one that asked me to decide? I'll just call you, what's your phone number?
>>11960987,145 >>11960987,145 >>11960987,149 >>11960987,156 you asked for a reason I know it's pretty selfish of me to want you to talk to me first even though I'm the one who wants to talk to you again. sorry
>>11960987,211 were you the whiny fag crying like a bitch on the t's board all the fucking time since some brazilian was avoiding your needy ass????
>>11960987,211 I thought you said you got back in touch with them.
>>11960987,212 I think that's siztra.
>>11960987,212 You mean Sizzle-tan?
>>11960987,212 not me >>11960987,213 not me
>>11960987,209 Private as in just the two of us.
>>11960987,212 >tfw purin will never date me i just want a perfect /jp/ boyfriend....
>>11960987,213 Do you hate me?
>>11960987,211 I only asked because it's interesting to know about this stuff.
>>11960987,220 Thanks for clearing that up, I guess. It was probably dumb of me to get my hopes up.
I have an internet friend that also goes on /jp/, but I didn't meet him on /jp/.
>>11960987,222 Pretty epic, did you meet him in the /jp/ steam group? ;)
>>11960987,223 >/jp/ steam group heh look at this, gets me everytime http://www.last.fm/group/%2Fjp%2F (read the comments loooool)
>>11960987,224 all those subhuman newshitters. it's time for Grand Jew to ban touhou and rename the board to something non japanese related, then we'll see who the real /jp/ers are and who the disgusting poser weebs are
>>11960987,224 sounds like warosu
>>11960987,223 >>11960987,224 fuck off with your social networks
>>11960987,224 >Pedo Creeps: NOT ALLOWED someone flood lolicore
>>11960987,228 I've always wondered, do people actually listen to lolicore?
>>11960987,229 I listen to goreshit once in a while
>>11960987,229 Lolicore is as real as noise.
I want to know more about /jp/ friends and watching them get back together, please don't slide this thread...
>>11960987,232 Bump
>tfw I still listen to trance and nightcore pls forgib
how do you even keep in contact with your /jp/ friends? skype is for normies and emails is just dumb
>>11960987,235 Friends are for normies. Kill yourself poser.
>>11960987,236 st*u
>>11960987,237 How about I shut your mouth with my dick? HUH?
>>11960987,238 stfu
>>11960987,239 Fuck off?!?
Please don't ruin this thread.
>>11960987,241 * DON'T * tell me what to do.
When?
>>11960987,239 YOU SHUT THE FUCC UP
I miss you
I wish making friends was as easy as these threads made it out to be "Everyone I've talked to from 4chan is a stupid normalfag waaaah!" I'm no normalfag, I've been in a psychiatric ward and everything. And I've been using this site since before 2006, which means I definitely know what's hip. So I post my details once in a while. Do I EVER get adds from you supposed 'high-quality chanposter' fuckers? Of course not. I get nothing, save for the occasional shit crosslurker that does end up adding me only to start conversation with a meme. I hate that for the past several years, the only way to make friends has to be through Omegle or Twitter. Because you guys are too gay. I'm lonely and it's killing me!
>>11960987,246 The only ``/jp/er'' I know of that has been in your situation is 2kike. Maybe that's why people avoid you.
>>11960987,246 Weird, I have actually been to a psych ward and have been browsing 4chan since 2006. If you're a loli let's be friends.
I was in a psych ward when I was a child does that count do you guys want to be my friends
>>11960987,246 cant just say >I'm no normalfag followed by >I've been in a psychiatric ward
Please talk to me again.
>>11960987,251 You're a faggot.
>>11960987,252 I'm sorry.
>>11960987,250 What? Do you think going to a psych ward is what normals do?
>>11960987,254 yes
>>11960987,246 How can I contact you?
>>11960987,256 Do what I do. Search through archives and add everybody who's posted contact info until you strike gold. I posted my Skype a few times on /jp in the last year so you can start looking there
>>11960987,257 >Skype Yeah, nevermind
>>11960987,258 You're one of those insane people I keep seeing that shun instant messaging clients in favor of ancient shit like e-mail? Ohh you're way too cool! But not as cool as me. See, I lied. I only talk to online people through snail mail. Don't use mainstream postal services either. I do it the old fashioned way, by tying the letters to a pigeon. Get fucked.
>>11960987,259 I like emails because I'm no good at conversations... i usually end up not replying and running away when i dont know how to reply
>>11960987,259 queerest shit i've read all month
Sometimes I wonder why I don't have friends. Is there something wrong with us? On the internet the only people I ever really like are the ones that are way out there and mildly autistic that ramble for hours.
>>11960987,262 maybe its because we hate ourselves. usually when you hate something you dont want to be around it right? so you think nobody wants to be around you....................
>>11960987,262 I haven't ever really had a friend that I didn't spend time with just to scratch the social itch. If you're looking for a person to fulfill you a friend or a romantic partner will never do that. But, once I realized that I had already become so very adept and functioning on my own and now I just don't need the company. I like the internet because it allows me to brush up on my communicative skills without necessitating the forming of any sort of real social bonds. I can post intelligently in one stroke while making a shitty thread full of barely intelligible English in the next. Can't do that shit in reality.
>>11960987,264 btw im a girl o.O
>>11960987,265 So what?
[i](Sigh.........)
>>11960987,268 Wanna date
>>11960987,269 No, queermo
If I put warosu in tags on omegle would I find a friend/cute boy?
>>11960987,271 Stop bumping this thread asshole.
>>11960987,271 Wanna date
>>11960987,273 Sure, are you cute?
>>11960987,274 Yeah
>>11960987,275 Sorry I'm having second thoughts
>>11960987,276 Damn........................
>>11960987,276 don't be nervous I'm not that cute >>/data/jp/img/0117/45/1388115161234.jpg
>>11960987,278 >>/data/jp/img/0118/19/1390177262691.jpg
>>11960987,278 Who the fk is this
>>11960987,271 no one is on
>>11960987,280 Josh after the accident
>>11960987,272 Why? I hope this thread reminds him of me when he sees it...
I miss you so much
>>11960987,284 I miss you too
Anyone wants to be my sex slave gay boyfriend??
>>11960987,288 I would love to be your gay sex slave. Please wreck my anus.
.........
..
>>11960987,292 Wanna date maybe?
>>11960987,293 you're not the one i need...
>>11960987,294 And who is it?
Shitty thread Wasshoi!! \\ Shitty thread Wasshoi! // + + \\Shitty thread Wasshoi!/+ ∬ ∬ ∬ ∬ ∬ ∬ + + 人 人 人 + (_) (_) (__) + (__) (__) (__) + . + ( __ ) ( __ ) ( __ ) + ( ´∀`∩ (´∀`∩) ( ´∀`) + (( (つ ノ (つ 丿 (つ つ )) + ヽ ( ノ ( ヽノ ) ) ) (_)し' し(_) (_)_)
>>11960987,295 him
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
There's currently 12 people posting on Warosu right now. What are the odds that you may know a w-bro IRL without realising it?
check your email
>>11960987,302 please stop making me check all my emails for no reason its sad
place sharpie up me boifanny an sit on it worrami doon
my /jp/ friend got a job, enrolled in school, got some friends and last I gathered, possibly even a gf. I haven't heard from him since good luck I hope you're living the ex-neet dream
I miss him so much but he probably doesn't care about me...
I'm pretty sure mine died. He lived in a gated community so I haven't been able to check...
Check your email.
This thread is makin me want to slay.
>>11960987,309 check your email
Please, I miss you so much.
>>11960987,311 check your email
>>11960987,311 >>11960987,312 Is this the same person? Are there multiple gaylords seeking their buttbuddies here? This thread is confusing as fuck.
>>11960987,313 check your email
>>11960987,314 I just want my friend back
>>11960987,315 check your email
How will I make it through the day without you?
How do I make internet friends!?! I see all these /jp/-people chatting all day with a billion contacts and after I've stalked them all day I hurt like nobody's business. You actually feel really terrible, not the neckbeard sort of ambivalence. I want a Rita. I am literally figuratively dying of loneliness and I won't be clingy I swea
>>11960987,318 Wanna date
>>11960987,319 Yes!! I thought you'd never ask!
>>11960987,320 Okay, we are dating now W-Priests please, make it official
>>11960987,321 *makes it official*
>>11960987,322 Thanks, dude Okay it's official now we are dating
>>11960987,316 there's nothing i wait everyday but never get anything i just want us to talk again
>>11960987,324 Just tell his name or post his email dude, it's not like we can do anything. This is getting annoying fo reals
>>11960987,325 I don't wamt to do that because it'll make him angry and hate me. And if I don't say his name, he won't know it's me for sure and won't find out how pathetic I am...
>>11960987,326 actually i messaged him on steam and were both laughing at how much of a dweeb you are he even posted all chatlogs of you and lol dude maybe consider suicide
How many people on warosu are in personal contact with each other off of this site? It's kind of creepy to think that you're all friends behind my back.
>>11960987,328 You've never gone to a warosu meet up?
>>11960987,329 No. What's it like?
>>11960987,330 BO and cocks with lots of smegma
>>11960987,330 We normally just hit up the club or cruise around town yelling stuff at nerds while we drive past.
>>11960987,331 Actually most of us are circumcised. I know, I know, I was disappointed too.
>>11960987,327 ...
>>11960987,328 #warosu
>>11960987,334 He's probably being completely honest and that did really happen. E-friends are fucking dicks dude
>>11960987,336 Anyone on warosu that had something like that would post it immediately.
>>11960987,337 Let's just ask him ourselves then. Hey >>11960987,327 dude can you embarrass this nerd and post those logs laffo
>>11960987,326 >And if I don't say his name, he won't know it's me for sure and won't find out how pathetic I am... Is your "friend" literally retarded?
>>11960987,339 This thread is literally two unrelated people trying to get in contact with me after they stopped talking to me. Or maybe they were O-Henry-ironically the same person using different personas in different places and he happened to get attached to me twice. Either way, I fly solo now. ╔═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╗ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong lone wolf ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no man ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ╚═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╝
>>11960987,339 I guess I'm the retarded one for thinking that way...
>>11960987,340 post the chatlogs dude
>>11960987,342 What kind of loser keeps chat logs? My time is too valuable to waste it making fun of people. Why am I on warosu, then? Because I'm the janitor.
>>11960987,343 >My time is too valuable to waste it making fun of people. fuck, that cut deep....
>>11960987,341 I'm into retard moe, want to be my girlfriend?
>>11960987,345 I'm not looking for a relationship...
>>11960987,346 Are you sure you want to turn me down? Is that your final answer?
>>11960987,347 Wanna date
>>11960987,347 Can we just be friends first?
any bfs around?
how am i supposed to contact a /jp/
>>11960987,352 post your steam file in here bud
>>11960987,353 go easy on me 友人!
Postan muh steamid
Lol these losers joined a 4chan group on steam, how pathetic.
steam friendlords make me sick
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Loli_Vampire p-please erp with me jp
>>11960987,354 >>11960987,355 >>11960987,359 Holy fuck
>>11960987,359 Get a bigger SSD you fucking 64GB LOSER.
>>11960987,359 are you really a loli i really want to have a loli on my steam friends list i dont have any friends on there i only want real lolis
Hey, there. My name is [redacted] most people on the internet (who know me) call me Ness or Nesu. I'm into games for quite some time now (I still have my Super Nintendo <3). I'm a huge RPG fan, video game or pen and paper... doesn't matter. :3 Apart from this I very much play every game I think looks interesting and fun. I'm a proud owner of a PS3 as well. You can find my PSN ID below... if you're so damn curious. :3 If you'd like to add me, feel free to do so - just remember to introduce yourself properly... ~ I will accept requests, but if you can't manage to leave at least a comment on my profile after we've been friends for some days, I'll boot you out of my friends list again. I don't want zombies in my friendlist (don't get me wrong - I like zombies... sometimes). You may add me again, of course... if you'll manage to say something this time. Some more random stuff/facts about me: - I used to work in a game store for 2 1/2 years and I'd like to do that again. So right now I'm working on my qualifications to return to this job... better paid of course. - I've been to university to study English and history. - I love to read. <3 (favourites: The dark tower by Stephen King and the Hitchhicker's Guide to the galaxy by the one and only Douglas Adams) - I'm a music nut. I can't go anywhere without music. I don't like everything, of course... but an awful lot. I'm compatible with Progressive Rock, Metal...Industrial, ebm... and even R'n'B. Oh my...! I like variety. <3 - *nyan nyan* - I actually do like anime and manga.
>>11960987,363 At least I'm better than gay as fuck weebs like this. (...Kate...)
>>11960987,355 nice epic i like it >>11960987,359 >>11960987,354 please be a joke. I don't want to believe that these degenerates actually browse the w
>>11960987,365 Heh EPIC degenerate meme
I wish I had a cute online name.
What are e girlfriends like? I've never had one. People talk about making them through MMOs often.
>>11960987,368 mine was fat and I don't think she really liked me but was just playing with me. she broke up with me in 2 week
>>11960987,369 Okay cool dude, but how do you fuck
>>11960987,369 Did you e-fuck?
>>11960987,366 Fuck off steamshitter.
>>11960987,370 >>11960987,371 we had phone sex
>>11960987,373 How wet was she?
>>11960987,373 Did you cum?
i want to get one of those cute self-loathing tumblr girls with self-esteem issues pregnant and then ditch her and never talk to her ever again. Do you guys think she would abort it or keep it
>>11960987,376 I think you're never going to get anyone pregnant.
>>11960987,374 I don't know... >>11960987,375 I think I might have faked it and came after. I know it took me a long to cum after she said that she did
>>11960987,377 feel
>>11960987,359 Funny, every time someone posts their steam ID on /jp/ I always look at it and have at least one mutual friend. Too bad I'm not an erping faggot, if you wanted to talk about manly things such as Muay Thai or reading raw eroge in the snow I would have been your friend.
Steam subhumans on the W... Truly the last bastion is lost.
>>11960987,380 >have at least one mutual friend So you're a failed normie, huh? Living out the social life you can't have in real life through Steam. Kill yourself back into /a/v/ failed normie
>>11960987,381 Gaymers ruin everything
>>11960987,376 You could get her into drugs so that when she had the cute loli baby you could go to court to take her for yourself and then you'd have a loli gf forever
>>11960987,383 Manchildren ruin everything
lol theyre really posting their gay ass game social profiles
>>11960987,386 post the chatlogs homie
>>11960987,387 i dont even have steam i just pirate everything
>>11960987,388 Muh nigga! Keep fighting the good fight.
>>11960987,389 i dont even get why people would buy that shit. lol lets make middle to upper middle class white people richer??? and theyre gay ass nerds? fuck them lol
>>11960987,362 d-does gothic loli count?.. https://twitter.com/loli_vampire/status/456090096035713024 :3
>>11960987,376 >tumblr Abort it, most likely.
I want to breed with a /jp/...
i want to platonic hug with a /jp/
I want a platonic /jp/ boyfriend
i want a platonic loli friend
i want to platonic suck a /jp/sie cock...
i want to give a boy a cummy
>>11960987,399 Uh... that's gay!
>>11960987,400 I won't make eye contact! ;)
>>11960987,401 Uh... that's cold!
hump
idiot......
stop bumping this thread...
ne1 want 2b my tomodachi? please... ................................. I'm so lonely Help Help Help
>>OP test
>>11960987,410 Not if you type like a retard. Try asking on /foolz/, they're more your type.
>>11960987,410 guy friends are for gays if you were a cute girl id pm
>>11960987,411 L.M.A.O.
>>11960987,414 Fuck off, ignoramus.
>>11960987,412 /foolz/ is down :(((((((
>>11960987,416 You're always welcome here :)
>>11960987,412 it's poetry, dude don't be mean
>>11960987,410 please..... i m so lonely
>>11960987,9 I kek'd so fucking hard.
are u guys really gay or is it just ironic........
>>11960987,421 answer me.... plz...
>>11960987,421 no
>>11960987,421 im pedosexual only
>>11960987,421 i wasn't interested in boys until i browsed /jp/ for at least a year ive never watched gay porn though, im straight but gay for jp boys (and by that i mean friendless virgin)
how 2 make /jp/ friend?
>>11960987,426 get the fuck in here /jp/ friends http://archive.foolz.us/foolz/thread/1196442 http://archive.foolz.us/foolz/thread/1196442 http://archive.foolz.us/foolz/thread/1196442
>>11960987,427 man that board is garbage what the fuck lmao
>>11960987,427 >foolz /\___/\ / / ヽ :: \ | (●), 、(●)、 | | ,,ノ(、_, )ヽ、,, | | ,;‐=‐ヽ .:::::| \ `ニニ´ .:::/ N-NO THANK YOU /`ー‐--‐‐—´´\ .n:n nn nf||| | | |^!n f|.| | ∩ ∩|..| |..| |: :: ! } {! ::: ::| ヽ ,イ ヽ :イ
hey warosu what's up
>>11960987,431 >girls >on /jp LaaAaMMMMMMMmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNAOOOAOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO
>>11960987,431 back off dude she's mine
im so lonely it hurts.........
>>11960987,434 are you cute
>>11960987,432 I'm a girl.
>>11960987,436 me too. let me suck your dick plssss
>>11960987,434 >>11960987,435 please respond to my inquiry
please send me an email just tell me something about your day anything please i just want words meant for me i'm so lonely pleasebymyfriendjp@gmail.com
http://chrishateswriting.com/ moot wants to become a NEET
>>11960987,440 >While 4chan hasn’t been financially rewarding Why does he continue to tell this lie?
>>11960987,441 It's like he thinks people won't notice how he is constantly traveling the world
>>11960987,440 what a retard
>>11960987,440 most people work towards being able to "neet" as in working until they can support doing what they enjoy/are interested in
>>11960987,441 He has to, for consistency. Those pesky server costs...
>>11960987,440 Moot always seems so strangely optimistic/happy in these blog entries... almost to the point were it feels kind of forced. >>man I just lost everything career-wise >>wow the sounds of those birds are so beautiful. The serenity and beauty of this world is so spectacular. I don't really know what to make of it. He could really be that way, or it could be a PR mask (why does he wear the mask?) I think he should just pass on ownership of 4chan already. It might relieve some weight off of his shoulders.
>>11960987,446 >>man I just lost everything career-wise But he didn't lose everything and it wasn't even his money that he lost. >I think he should just pass on ownership of 4chan already. Dude...
wish i still had a /jp/ friend...
>post email no reply >email someone no reply all the people on omegle with /jp/ tags are mean normies too got one with warosu tags and he was one of those counter strike kids, told him the game sucked he called me weird and said he had to go ;_;
STFU FAGGOTS
>>11960987,449 Why does it matter internet friends are fucking shit
>>11960987,451 no they're not i met my /jp/ bf online
>>11960987,451 it doesnt matter, just wish to hold a conversation with someone sometimes
>>11960987,453 Post you're email
>>11960987,454 i already did
>>11960987,455 I'll email you tomorrow
>>11960987,456 I.. I don't think I can wait that long~!
>>11960987,457 I need time. I always get really nervous before I press the send button.
>>11960987,458 Take your time, i'm in no hurry...
>>11960987,457 >>11960987,459 hey please stop ignoring me plsplspls
>>11960987,460 I made an email just for you in the post above...
>>11960987,461 but why...i dont understand...
>>11960987,462 because im sad pathetic and lonely
>>11960987,463 i said hi to you please resopnd...
>>11960987,463 I'm going to email you later
please....
I'll email you after I yo to bed and wake up
please. ..
go on just ignore me like all the others i dont care anymoree why do i still feel like crying..
>>11960987,469 STFU U SISSY QUEER
>>11960987,463 Sorry, I couldn't think of anything to talk about so I'm not going to email you yet
if i email you, will you stop posting?
>>11960987,472 I would be extremely painful.
>>11960987,471 don't worry i've already found the /jp/boy of my dreams!
>>11960987,449 >email when did people on this site start actively refusing IM clients? not that it matters, since anyone who uses email over AIM/skype/etc must be a huge fuckin insufferable moron anyway
>>11960987,475 I like emails because I have social anxiety. I don't like IMs because you're expected to reply immediately and I can't think of anything to write back most of the times, at least emails give me time to think of a reply.
>>11960987,475 Why do you use software that doesn't respect your freedom?
>>11960987,477 Open source software is all useless garbage made by fucking retards.
>>11960987,478 lots of people use mysql
>>11960987,478 i am a retard fucker
>>11960987,449 Sounds like you're the mean one if you're going around calling things shit like that. What a weirdo.
I need a /jp/ friend
>>11960987,482 I need a loli friend
>>11960987,482 I'm available. Post your e-mail.
>>11960987,484 I don't want a warosu friend
>>11960987,485 I don't post here often.
>>11960987,486 I'm scared of growing attached.
>>11960987,487 He'll just abandon you before that happens anyways.
>>11960987,487 You're never going to get friends if you think like that.
>>11960987,489 tomorrow.......
how the fuck do you even make /jp/ friends
I FOUND MILKS LEDDIT ACCOUNT http://www.reddit.com/user/DOL8 http://www.reddit.com/user/DOL8 http://www.reddit.com/user/DOL8 http://www.reddit.com/user/DOL8 http://www.reddit.com/user/DOL8
>>11960987,492 Oh my god milg is so innocent and cute TIL that 4chan users once convinced 9gag users to DDoS themselves. by Doxepin todayilearned [–]DOL8 2 points 22 days ago but at the end of the day 4chan doesn't care, after all its all for "the lolz" no matter the outcome. it wasn't about wining it was to show that 9gag users were just that dumb
>>11960987,491 You exchange email and then suck eachother's cocks, dude.
(Neon Genesis Evangelion spoilers) Spike Spencer is just brilliant. - Shinji's rant by ohider1in anime [–]DOL8 7 points 8 days ago can anyone explain the ending to me, what is with the "congratulations" thing? milggggggggggggggg
[–]DOL8 11 points 1 month ago wasn't he in a porno? mirggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
[–]DOL8 1 point 1 month ago /a/ is a weird and creepy place Milg is a true /jp/!
I'm betting she goes to /x/, /a/ and probably /v/ or /b/.
>>11960987,498 Of course, E-list celebs must gather and appreciate their fans first
is that really her reddit account? She isn't a /jp/er is she
That isn't milk, I can tell by her sentence construction and by seeing quite a few milk posts in my day.
>>11960987,446 He wants to make himself attractive to women. >To that end, I plan to spend the foreseeable future investing in and learning more about myself. I hope to spend more time away from the computer and doing activities I already enjoy like cycling and cooking, and learning new ones like dance and gardening. As someone who can be stubborn and stiff, I want to place myself in situations that force me outside of my comfort zone. I want to spend time with people different from myself, learn from them, and build strong relationships. Moot is very conscious of the fact the internet is his only outlet for getting girls, so he's always keen to market this sort of image: Proactive hobbies while still being nerdy, that sort of thing.
>>11960987,492 I don't like girls that don't have that typical female empathy for children and general emotional stuff. Tomboyish girls always adopt this fake apathetic attitude that just makes them seem less... girlish.
Can someone seduce moot and use your power to make /jp/ good again
>While 4chan hasn’t been financially rewarding, $100,000 in fucking pass sales IN ONE YEAR HE'S TELLING US THAT A YEAR OF BANDWIDTH FOR 4CHAN COST HIM MORE THAN $100K LOL THIS JEW
>>11960987,505 SSL certificate and server costs need to be accounted too. However it's in no way over 100,000 shekels.
>>11960987,505 do you not realize much bandwidth it costs to serve millions of anime_screencap.png?
>>11960987,507 Around $6k a month Keep in mind moot was accepting bitcoin for captcha passes before the bubble blew up Keep in mind he got over 3 million dollars in capital for canv.as and probably set himself a healthy 6 figure salary Keep in mind that he was still able to finance long distance vacations even before this stuff I don't think he'll be satisfied with 4chan until the users are all willing to pay $10 to sign up and make it "financially rewarding" enough for him.
i am done...
>>11960987,509 I promise I'll email you tomorrow
>>11960987,510 nothing...
>>11960987,511 sorry i have to make a new email but i'll make sure to get back to you by tuesday
>>11960987,511 sent
i hate you...
>>11960987,514 Didn't you get my email? Maybe check your spam box.
dont play with others emotion idiot
take your own advice
http://gnfos.com/jp/
>>11960987,519 It's not that I don't want to talk to you... it's just... you're so... boring
>>11960987,520 fuck you...
>>11960987,521 That wasn't me! I'm really tired right now, I'll email you in the morning.
nothing...
>>11960987,523 Post your mail.
Keep going, guys. We're going to match that 1200-post ERP thread from /foolz/.
>>11960987,524 I'll post it tomorrow...
>>11960987,525 Pretty sure there was a /ghost/ thread a while back with almost 2k replies
>>11960987,527 It's not about the amount, it's about the quality. As for amount, 2k is not the benchmark.
i emailed 3 people over the course of a month and no one lasted longer than 3 days and by that i mean they stopped emailing me two were under 20 lmao i sent one of them a picture and they said they jerked off to it then stopped emailing me, you think you won? that wasnt even me heh (Aside): fuck mailbox captchas
>>11960987,529 and you wonder why you dont have any friends lmao
>>11960987,530 tell that to my gf kid
>>11960987,529 Classic Warosu.
please, im so lonely
>>11960987,533 Why you?
>>11960987,531 That's what I do every time we finish ;))
>>11960987,533 How do i contact?
>>11960987,536 just talk to me here
>>11960987,537 Okay.
http://i.gyazo.com/600b0f80572ed7b183fda8dc98380828.png ayy lmao
>>11960987,539 Listen here, you big bitch. You think you're so tough because you dumped your life's savings into a cheap, low-quality land barge that's dedicated to going as fast as possible in a straight line, and allegedly put your shrimp dick into an attention-starved whore whose brain had some chemicals mix around in her head telling herself that she'll feel better about herself if she fucks one more lowlife faggot most likely because of some daddy issues. I remember when I lost my virginity too you cock-gobbling muppet. You think you're a man because you shot some blanks into a cum dumpster. A real man has respect for people. You're a punk who needs praise from others and to turn heads on the street to feel good. And then come onto an image board, try to use seniority as a status symbol, and talk down to people whom you've never met. What kind of pathetic, spineless, insecure, scumsucking cockroach are you? If I catch you on the street, I'll break your fucking nose. 10/10 all my mad, props to you.
>>11960987,540 frig off josh
>>11960987,541 uuuuuuhhhhhhhh, who the fuck do you think you are????
im so sick of waiting....
>>11960987,543 sorry, i caught a flu and has been in bed for this past week will get back to you soon
>>11960987,544 Gigs?
>>11960987,545 no i'm not
Any lonely warosuwolves want to woof?
>>11960987,547 *woofs*
>>11960987,548 *Barks at you* *Steals your bones* *Smirks* *Piss on your territories*
*is the biggest warosuwolf and the alpha dawg, king of warosuwolves* *holds up my warosuwolf pup in a cliff so he can see all of warosu* All that the light touches will be yours... *warosu howl of the circle of life* AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>11960987,549 *bites your fucking balls off*
>>11960987,551 (heh.. he thinks i have balls) *wags tail your way and flash glimpses of female reproductive organ*
>>11960987,552 *rapes you*
>>11960987,553 *warosu howl of being raped* AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I wanted to get raped, any tips?
>>11960987,555 I'll rape you, where should we meet
>>11960987,556 How about a Shinjuku love hotel?
is warosu dead as well.. where are all of you..
>>11960987,558 ilu
the shit you guys will samefag for just baffles me
>>11960987,559 me too..
i miss him so much but our friendship is over
i have no friends and am shy and afraid and boring even on the internet can someone giveme their skype :-)
>>11960987,563 malik5950
would somebody masturbate on cam for me plss
I was using my web cam to watch myself masturbate and I couldn't stop thinking about /jp/
>>11960987,566 How do you picture /jp/ in your mind?
it's all in the anime avatars nothing else matters
>>11960987,567 Some fat loser gaping in awe of my gorgeous twink physique.
stop bumping this thread, it keeps reminding me of him
>>11960987,570 eheheh
Anon~
where...
every moment i spent talking to you was like sticking my balls in a blender i'm glad you're dead
>>11960987,574 *battlefield vaults over a blender and kicks you in the face*
>>11960987,574 don't say that...
>>11960987,576 every moment i spent talking to you was like sticking my balls in a blender i'm glad you're dead
You'd have to be a serious loser to befriend someone from /jp/ or Warosu.
i miss him
I did this and he was completely insane. Don't expect anyone on /jp/ to be less of a piece of shit than you are. And fuck you, Sean.
>>11960987,577 that's not me dude
>>11960987,580 I have a couple of /jp/ pals who are really cool. I think it's been a less than 10% success rate, though. Maybe even as low as 5% or lower.
i need a jp friend
>585 replies omitted. Click Reply to view. Well penis.
>>11960987,583 me 2
>>11960987,583 >>11960987,585 How do i get a jp friend?
so lonely....
>>11960987,587 me 2
tfw no warosubro weekly pizza club meeting
>>11960987,589 we do have cheese pizza meetings now and then hahaha
>>11960987,590 Is that an epic Chil Porn reference?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CirgVj8Baw Any other otaku here?
>>11960987,592 dam i'd like 2 pound his boypussy
>>11960987,592 what a fat faggot, i hope my wbros don't look anything like this
i miss him so much
>>11960987,595 Wanna date
why...
>>11960987,597 I've come to the conclusion that you should kill yourself.
>>11960987,598 please...
>>11960987,599 What do you fucking want?
Call me, maybe?
>>11960987,601 I seem to have misplaced your number. Could you repost it?
>>11960987,602 321-420-6969 im in florida ;)
please check your email old friend
>>11960987,604 nothing
>>11960987,605 check your junk
>>11960987,606 some lint on my dick... balls are kind of red...
>>11960987,606 He has no junk to check coz I rekt it with my ass! LOL Haha
shut up
im so lonely...
I had a /jp/ friend once, but then he send me a Sayaka box of butthurt picture and stopped responding. He was a gaylord.
>>11960987,611 how do you get /jp/ friends......
Hold your breath ? Go to your profile and add this ? Still holding your breath ? If you made it, your a good kisser ? ..D..Put this ..E..Profile ..M..if u ..O.. r a ..N.. Demon
How many W-bros are there left after that certificate fiasco and downtime? Where did everyone else migrate to? Warosu feels more desolate than before..
i loved you... liked...
>>11960987,614 Only three it seems, including me
>>11960987,614 I'm here buddy
>>11960987,614 you >>11960987,616 >>11960987,617 and me....so 4
>>11960987,615 errr 5
>>11960987,614 I'm still here but haven't posted much. I was probably about 5-10% of all posts during some times.
>>11960987,616 >>11960987,617 >>11960987,618 >>11960987,619 >>11960987,620 I'm really glad that you are all still around.
>>11960987,621 reply...
>>11960987,622 返事
>>11960987,623 fug yourself weeblord
>>11960987,623 lol what the fuck is this chang chong shit?
stop talking to me... that's what he said...
>>11960987,622 mail me again
STOP POSTING YOU FUCKING HOMO FAG
life is sour...
i've been so lonely ever since he stopped talking to me i wish i never met him , i always thought i was fine being alone but then i had to meet him...
>>11960987,630 i surely miss your sugar kiss so sweet why can't you be like you used to be to me
>>11960987,631 whats a sugar kiss
>>11960987,632 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sugarkiss&defid=6314755
*farts*
>>11960987,634 I bet you laughed to yourself when you posted that.
FUCK the queerse
>>11960987,636 i'm trying
>>11960987,635 i didn't
*yawns*
lol
really how do i make a friend from /jp/
>>11960987,641 dont their all thirsty bottoms
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=52f_1405753495 >/jp/
>>11960987,643 feel when you are chinese
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX_XlM1hpBU >warosu
>>11960987,641 2009-2012 was your chance
>>11960987,645 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I19wgjB36-o
>>11960987,641 stfu
Feel when there are way too many non-virgins on warosu Why do these norms come here to bother us we just want to live in peace
>>11960987,649 If I'm training myself but am not involved in any formal training program, am I a NEET?
>>11960987,649 check your mail
>>11960987,650 You aren't a NEET if you are training yourself.
>>11960987,650 NEETs aren't supposed to be productive
>>11960987,650 Depends on if it's training for a job or not
>>11960987,654 Since every skill is marketable in some way it's always training for a job.
>>11960987,655 I've trained in everything from pencil twirling to throwing playing cards and I guess if I became superhumanly good at it I could make money but in reality we both know that will never happen.
>>11960987,655 >every skill is marketable Ha
>>11960987,656 You could just join a circus as a performer. You don't have to be superhumanly good, just better than anyone else who wants to be a performance artist.
>>11960987,658 I didn't train in them to get a job. I trained in them because I thought it was cool. Not everyone does things for the sake of money and money alone, moot.
>>11960987,655 How do i market my masturbatory skills?
>>11960987,660 Make fetish porn. Either that or be a college professor.
>>11960987,659 That's how people get started in the arts. If they wanted to make money, they would be in business.
FUCK /what/ is down again, this is so shit, i wanted to talk to that avatar namefag. He said we were friends. >>11960987,658 >performance artist. I don't think you quite know what a performance artist is dude.
>>11960987,663 which avatar namefag?
>>11960987,665 not him but gropy i think
he has a steam/mal and posts on foolz or some other foolz related site, im sure you can find him there
stil nothing...
>>11960987,668 Can i be your friend?
>>11960987,669 you'll just leave me like he did...
>>11960987,670 I promise i won't
>>11960987,671 im scared
Maybe if you weren't a complete shithead people wouldn't [i]"leave"[/b] you.
You know that feeling when you go in for the kill and completely fuck it up?
>>11960987,674 IM GOING IN FOR THE KILL IM DOING IT FOR A THRILL
sorry that im not fun to talk to...
>>11960987,672 what are you afraid of?
>>11960987,677 growing attached
I get really lonely sometimes, Warosu. I'm just sort of meandering through life, which works mostly, but it's difficult to make and keep friends. I'll probably die really lonely, but like who cares how you die as long as you were awesome or some shit, right?
>>11960987,679 kill urseldf LOL
>>11960987,679 stfu u sissy queer fag
>>11960987,679 What makes you think you're awesome?
I really tried to like you. I WANTED to like you. You seemed so nice, but after a day of you being so eager to please and borderline grovelling I became terribly bored of you. When you didn't change after all my poking and prodding I actually became disgusted, but I couldn't bring myself to hurt you because you were just so pathetic. Surely enough you adopted my mannerisms just like you would with any other memes that fit your little anime-worldview, and that's when I had enough and blocked you. Sometimes among all the stuttering and no bully and unironic homosexuality I laugh because any one of those posts could be you.
>>11960987,683 Uhhhhhh are you alright?
>>11960987,683 Who's that girl? 4Pq?
>>11960987,683 ...
>>11960987,685 Uh, why do you think 4pq is a girl? He's a guy man.
I like how no one ever posts their steam
>>11960987,688 http://steamcommunity.com/id/fishheadswg add me :3
Can you assholes stop pretending that this thread has anything to do with you? There are two people here who are getting the wrong idea that I hate them or something. In one case I just realized I have very little interest in people right now. I got the sense that you were lonely so I felt bad but it really wasn't anything personal. You seemed really sweet but I'm wary about maintaining friendships with people I don't have a lot in common with. If you really want to stay in touch message me with somewhere I can reach you in the future if things change, but don't wait for me please. In the other case it wasn't my decision to stop talking but I saw it coming and made sure you knew beforehand how you should handle this. I won't pretend to know what's stopping you but spamming inane shit on /ghost/ instead isn't going to make me want to deal with you. I was done trying to rescue you a long time ago and I'm not going to take any more initiative to make things right. I'm sure you both know who you are, so there you go. Can we let this thread die now? It's an eyesore.
Will you schizoids stop spamming Warosu with your problems, please? Go see a therapist.
>>11960987,691 How did you learn a word like schizoid if you're illiterate?
>>11960987,687 Yeahhh... "He" is quite girly. Always trying to please everyone. He's pretty smart, but he's a 4chan newfag and he's about 21 years old.
>>11960987,693 >pretty smart Ha
>>11960987,693 Why are people so delusional about internet personalities? The only thing demonstrably accurate about your assessment is that he's new as fuck.
>>11960987,695 Maybe they just wing it?
isn't 4pq just 2k*ke?
>>11960987,697 yea
>>11960987,697 Pretty much.
>>11960987,690 Why do all the jerks get the gals?
4pq* is probably just an intelligent girl who pretends to be a male.
>>11960987,701 probably not lol
>>11960987,701 Seriously? I want to have sex with her
>>11960987,701 nah it's a guy
>>11960987,701 Your femdar is broken, dude.
im a girl
>>11960987,706 Post pictures of your girl legs and missing apostrophe!
>>11960987,705 I only came to that conclusion recently. I used to think xe was a man.
Check your inbox
>>11960987,709 its empty just like my heart...
If I bought a burner, would any /jp/sies call me?
>>11960987,711 maybe :3
what's it like to have a wbro awoo in your face?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ThzjkOL7o4
>>11960987,713 that is a nice thought
>>11960987,714 please be my gf...
>>11960987,690 I don't know if I'm person 1 or 2...
>>11960987,714 hello?
>>11960987,716 I saw her first *unzips katana*
>>11960987,719 >her
>>11960987,720 epico
>>11960987,721 https://i.imgur.com/NXp82W0.jpg
In all seriousness, how do you make friends with someone from the Jay, or 4chan in general? Do you have to go to /soc/ with all the normies?
how can i get cute boy interaction without going on /jp/ or warosu
>>11960987,724 Come to /ota/ (✿´‿`)
>>11960987,724 In /ota/ we celebrate the gay lifestyle! You are guaranteed to see at least two homosexual threads on the first page; if you don't we'll refund your wasted browsing time in the form of a blowjob!
>>11960987,723 make a friends thread and share your contact details
>>11960987,725 >>11960987,726 that might be a little too much for me
>>11960987,725 whats a ota>>11960987,723
>>11960987,729 the secret club http://ota-ch.com/jp/ dont tell anyone about it
>>11960987,730 but i want to meet strong manly guys to pound me
>>11960987,731 wow that's gay dude
>>11960987,732 pound me please
>>11960987,733 ok lets go to poundland together
Have you ever befriended someone from /jp/? Have you ever befriended someone from /jp/? Have you ever befriended someone from /jp/? Have you ever befriended someone from /jp/? Have you ever befriended someone from /jp/? Have you ever befriended someone from /jp/? Have you ever befriended someone from /jp/? Have you ever befriended someone from /jp/? Have you ever befriended someone from /jp/?
>>11960987,735 I've honestly tried. But you guys are all either: 1)fourteen years old 2)not from /jp/ 3)mentally ill autists that can't take it eazy or all of the above, more often than not.
>>11960987,736 I made that post ironically
>>11960987,736 I'm not from /jp/
>>11960987,736 >2)not from /jp/ Why would you want to be friends with some kancolle or 2hu shitter?
>>11960987,739 I'd rather be friends with a 2hu shitter than the kind of vermin that find their ways to warosu through /sp/, /o/ and foolz
>>11960987,740 Why would /o/ give a shit about warosu
>>11960987,741 Ask Josh and his epic drive meme
>>11960987,742 janny detected
>>11960987,735 i did but we aren't friends anymore... i still miss him
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhh9yP3N0iBYXn6860 w-bros dealing with otaqueers
>>11960987,745 hi qt show me your penis
>>11960987,745 thad must've really taken his time in jail hard huh...
>>11960987,745 this is really bad and traumatizing for the kid he's going to be scarred for life this isn't funny, it's child abuse
Have you ever rear-ended someone from /jp/?
>>11960987,731 I'm manly and pretty strong and you can meet me on /ota/. In fact, I run the place.
like tears.. in the rain....
so lonely...
I once posted an e-mail and some /jp/sies contacted me and we e-mail a couple of times but then I ignored them 'cause I'm unable to sustain a social relation I feel kinda bad about that, but it'd be so awkward to contact them again now after lika a year or something.
>>11960987,753 PLEASE
What's the whole world worth when you've got no one to show it to?
>>11960987,753 just email them again and say pretty much the exact same thing that you've said here.
>>11960987,756 what if he hates me?
You can be my friend if you play with me. My social skills are not very good and it's kind of awkward but it beats being alone all the time....... sigh.....
feelie nobody to play 8 player smash with
>>11960987,759 know feel
>>11960987,758 what do you play?
>>11960987,761 Hearthstone, Heroes of the Storm, and ww.youtube.com/watch?v=_TLD1zp0R_E
>>11960987,762 I don't play any of those, sorry...
>>11960987,763 Well you could start;;;;;;;;
when are we gonna play 100% orange juice
hyaku pahsento orenji jusu?
>>11960987,766 battoru tatakai nasai
>>11960987,764 sorry...
>>11960987,768 that hurts........
i'm a bottom
>>11960987,770 And? Your face and body is still disgusting no matter what your faggot ass is claimin to be bitch
Oh look, this thread again.
i will never learn japanese
>>11960987,773 下らない奴だね。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。
>>11960987,774 that google translate feel
>>11960987,772 I love you...
>>11960987,772 please
feel when you only friend stopped replying to your emails
>>11960987,778 You can email me
>>11960987,779 This was the last person I still kept in contact with in real life...
>>11960987,780 We can make a meet-up
>>11960987,781 I dont have real life friends because I'm too scared to make any and my last friend I knew from years ago in high school
>>11960987,782 Le shit nigger
>>11960987,783 what does that mean
>>11960987,784 Means if you really wanted friends you would do something about it instead of making excuses.
>>11960987,785 Sorry im not a normie like you these things arent that easy for me
>>11960987,786 >normie This fucking teen....
>>11960987,787 Ii think ive said this before but I'm 30 are you still in high school or something
>>11960987,788 >I'm 30 This fucking manchild....... Grow up. Stop being a scared little bitch and realize some things need to get done regardless of how you feel.
>>11960987,789 you must have had a nice life i wish that had been the case for me
>>11960987,789 You tell that subhuman freak, Chad.
>>11960987,790 I don't have a nice life. You dont want to make friends? Fine, but dont say its because youre not a normie or blame some made up bullshit like social anxiety or whatever the fuck else.
How do I get a loli girlfriend? I'm scared of her dad killing me and if I go for single moms I'm scared of the mom being too slutty towards me and raping me. I just want a cute loli girlfriend with no strings attached like if she could keep it a secret that would be perfect. Where can I find loli girls that can be my girlfriend?
>>11960987,792 i have diagnosed with social anxiety but my doctor wont let me have ativan anymore becuse i had a really bad withdrawal on it you only think that way because everythign has gone your way in the past
>I don't have a nice life. You dont want to make friends? Fine, but dont say its because youre not a normie or blame some made up bullshit like social anxiety or whatever the fuck else. Jaded as fuck, here is a man one could say that has been through a lot.
>>11960987,793 i want a mom to rape me wtf...
>>11960987,794 Doctors have been making up illnesses to make a profit off retards like you
>>11960987,796 I once went to my mom's workplace and her colleagues think I'm cute.
>>11960987,795 of course dude hes mexican
>>11960987,797 this is bullying why are you acting like this
>>11960987,793 Please guys can someone help me PLEAsE
>>11960987,801 kill yourself pedobro
>>11960987,802 That wont help at all oh my god im never going to have a lgf like this
>>11960987,803 you guys arent going to be happy until every thread is derailed with your garbage fuck
>>11960987,804 i just want a cute loli gf to squeak when i give her a hug
>>11960987,805 man go fuck yourself you have your own thread for this asshole
>>11960987,799 How many heads do you think he has? im sure its a couple since hes still alive...
>>11960987,804 No one's happy here
>>11960987,808 except the pedophiles bullying everyone else
>>11960987,809 Not having a loligf makes up for eternal misery
when will the pedos just fucking die already
is there really lolis on /jp?/ please send me a email
KILL ME ALREADY FUCK
fe3l when pedobros haven't uploaded the set of LB in the pink top and yellow shorts or anything in a while....
>>11960987,812 wehre is ur emil mster
>>11960987,815 fuck i want a loli to call me mister i hate being called guy or dorkface
>>11960987,810 man fuck you asshole piece of shit i just wanted to talk to people and you had to come in here and attentionwhore fuck off
>>11960987,817 uh i think the pedoes would stop being attention whores if they got loli girlfriends so lets help them get loli girlfriends so we can go back to useing this thread to hook up
guys im really worried that the sun has maybe been replaced by a super orb generator or a hologram using chemical compounds to create heat on earth do you think theres any truth here or is it a close call? proof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op5qLPIPnLk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKXOg3YtHu4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTP1gn_16m4
>>11960987,818 are you a loli?
>>11960987,820 yh but im not single
>>11960987,820 no but i want a loli gf girl
>>11960987,816 It feels really good actually.
>>11960987,818 >>11960987,818 man fuck you piece of shit i bet this is just super funny to you isnt it
>>11960987,819 I saw the coolest sunset a few days ago. There were these beautiful dark purple bands that stood out against the rest of the pink/orange sky. The sun had just set below the mountains and I think the bands were shadows that were created by the mountain tops. If only I could share the sight with a loli...
>>11960987,824 might look like it but the desire is real...
someone upload some JB/post-loli sets or something
>>11960987,827 evening agent smith
>>11960987,825 I also found a place where there's way less light pollution. There were so many stars in the sky there that I couldn't find Orion. Usually he's really prominent and I use him as the start of my star gazing nights, but there were just too many out there. I wonder if you can see the dust of the Milky Way if your eyes got adjusted. It's such a shame that there are lolis out there who will look up at the night sky and see something like a grey sheet with a few holes. There's so much more than that.
>>11960987,828 its not illegal if theyre clothed
>>11960987,830 Where should I upload them
>>11960987,831 mediafire
>>11960987,827 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6cCmrHYBtU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raxinvQvU6w https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFw6L3vE-cE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWvFJ8EQoPg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZs1-6HOobA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boJEq9JPtZk
>>11960987,833 that's not how you fucking do the dishes fuck is that kid retarded
>>11960987,834 she is a loli at least shes not retarded enough to forget to wear a bra
>>11960987,834 That is what I'm thinking. Why is she even wearing a bra? Fake ugs? Literal white trash.....
fuck i hvave to clear my youtube history again *PLEASE* label your links
guys pls dont get hung up on the small details just enjoy the fact that its a loli standing on a stool doing chores and dancing a bit while doing them http://i.imgur.com/7yBCzm0.gif they arent identical but its the same idea please just enjoy it
>>11960987,832 uploading
>>11960987,839 domo. how much mb and time left?
>>11960987,840 They are small, hope you don't mind.... https://www.mediafire.com/?hg13uwqsepn2q2y https://www.mediafire.com/?o71xc456p7rkk9p
>>11960987,841 size doesnt matter, its the quality im more concerned with. these are nice would you mind uploading more? some that are a bit more captivating if you dont mind.
fuck you piece of shit attention whoring pedos god you guys are fuckign dicks fuck OFF
Are there any teenaged idols? Ages 14-17?
>>11960987,842 Sorry Agent, I only have mild stuff that's 100% legal in my state of residence. That's as ``captivating'' as it gets.
>>11960987,845 upload them
>>11960987,846 https://www.mediafire.com/?61ikbmx7cu9x9zo
>>11960987,847 virus
>>11960987,847 What is she wearing in this set
>>11960987,849 Tenis cap
feely when realize you can't grip things hard
>>11960987,836 please don't use the term white tr*sh
at my work i think there's a guy that would be /jp/sie. he's like typical balding weebstorm and i can asssume he's a wizard by now.
>>11960987,853 Ask him what a pussy feels like
>>11960987,854 Feel when you don't know what a pussy feels like because you've had protected sex only.
>>11960987,855 You could've fingered her.... Some people say wearing a condom is like wearing socks in the shower and doesnt count as having sex so technically speaking you're still a virgin.
>>11960987,856 why wear socks in a shower
>>11960987,856 I did finger her bullies better not still claim I'm a virgin over this
>>11960987,851 feelie when 25 grip strength and the average for females is 26-29
i was reading about the inside of vaginas and the girls came to a conclusion that the vagina is rougher at the entrance and smoother towards the back and its really wet and it made wonder what it actually feels like is it gooey and sticky and slimy
>>11960987,860 I know it's warm
>>11960987,860 >>11960987,861 aah you're making me blush so much
>>11960987,862 Why
>>11960987,862 Do you have a ''real'' vagina?
>>11960987,863 girls are pretty your description of their sexual part is making me blush that's why because it would feel really nice to bond with a girl that's why
>>11960987,865 feekl
>>11960987,865 Is this guy pretending to be a virgin?
feel when prostitute leaves 45 minute early...
>>11960987,868 Say something about then.. Ask for money back or the whole time
>>11960987,869 she tricked me by saying time was up but I heard on phone there were 45 minutes left and when I asked about it she said "I don't know why they think that" if she really wants to leave then literally what's the point
>>11960987,870 I wouldve used the time... Where do you live? Maybe you can split a hooker because I have no money
feelo fly keeps popping up just as you're about to cum FUCK
>>11960987,871 I have no money now either
>>11960987,833 What the fuck
It started with him walking around the house naked with an erection, making sure to amble past the little girl and inspire her curiosity. After doing that a couple times, Terry began to masturbate with the door open. When his niece would come to watch, Terry would tell her that what they were doing was a secret that she couldn't tell anyone. "In my mind, I had the thought that I would never hurt her and that she would grow up trusting me," Terry said. He says he wanted her to look up to him. The third time Terry masturbated in front of his niece, he did it while she was in the room, and he played a pornographic movie on the TV. "Do you want to try what they're doing?" he asked her, motioning to the woman riding the man onscreen. His niece said yes, and she took off her shorts before straddling him. To avoid getting too graphic, Terry said he knew almost immediately that he was going to injure the girl if he went any further—"she was so small," is how he puts it. "That's when the reality clicked in and I grabbed her and lifted her off of me and sat her next to me on the couch," he says. "I got up and walked out of the room saying, ‘Lord, what am I doing! Lord, forgive me for what I have done!'"
>>11960987,875 >he played a pornographic movie on the TV. "Do you want to try what they're doing?" he asked her, motioning to the woman riding the man onscreen. His niece said yes, and she took off her shorts before straddling him. Is it really this easy
>>11960987,875 what a faggot
>>11960987,877 sage? do you not like the thread?
>>11960987,878 I was testing something and forgot to take it off. This is so embarrassing!
please talk to me again...
>>11960987,880 *talks to you*
>>11960987,881 please send me a message again i know it's been months since the last time we talk and you probably don't like me it just made me really happy whenever i got a new message
>>11960987,882 Where do I send the message to?
>>11960987,880 feel....
>>11960987,882 Why don't you just get a girlfriend you fucking homo? It's easy you just gotta be yourself and be confident.
>>11960987,885 im gay why would i get a gf?>
>>11960987,883 my inbox he probably doesn't want to talk to me anymore since I was really bad at being a friend and always took a long time to reply to his messages and I'm just an uninteresting person in general...
>>11960987,887 your posts are boring me to death, why don't you talk about it with your counselor or something?
>>11960987,888 counselor... maybe that was how he felt about our friendship...
>feel when /jp/ online gf i'm living the dream
>>11960987,890 She's gonna drop you like a hot pocket when someone better (anyone) comes strolling by
>>11960987,891 why would youd rop a hot pocket ar you fucking retarded lol
>>11960987,892 Because it's hot Stupid
>>11960987,892 Why would you eat that garbage if something better is proffered you?
>>11960987,893 >>11960987,894 He has an internet gf, logic doesnt register with him....
>>11960987,893 wow you must be actully dumb lol
>>11960987,890 There's no such thing as a "/jp/" girlfriend.
>>11960987,897 milk , pygma, cam girl chan , warosukodomin, tikiusu, the list goes on
>>11960987,898 None of those people are worthy of the title /jp/ girlfriend. Pygma comes the closest and she imploded after less than a year of trying to hang with the pack.
>>11960987,899 um what about sparkychang
>>11960987,900 Does it have a vagina? Can it give birth? If I'm going to seek romance I don't want to settle for adopting some lowlife's progeny.
>>11960987,901 It's so incredibly not female, it even has a Y chromosome.
>>11960987,902 They were rhetorical questions, of course I know who William is.
Remember when a bunch of pinoys and indonesian niggers made a LINE idol group and we spammed the HELL out of it with dicks and smoked cheese? Those were good times...
>>11960987,891 jealous...?
>>11960987,905 very
>>11960987,905 Post some deets on your gf dude, if she's actually a /jp/er she would totally understand that you need to show her off to your wbros.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4XCXBtCmDU
>>11960987,908 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCFDhtw_uzs
>>11960987,909 Umm... can you kill yourself?
>>11960987,910 eat my shorts
>>11960987,911 *bites and rips off your pants* rawr :3
ebin thread guise, i reddit all
>>11960987,913 Why are you using a trip code?
>>11960987,912 r u gurl?
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm13661244 http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm13524169 http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm13810709 where can i find a cute girl like nessa please help me
>>11960987,916 That's literally me irl.
>>11960987,916 Uhmmm... I kind of really want to hold that girl down and fuck her HARD and cum really deep inside of her. That's normal right?
>>11960987,916 That kind of girl literally does not exist IRL outside of little children and literal retards.
>>11960987,917 wow youre a cute girl are you a girl and is your cunny an innie or an outie and is it slippery
>>11960987,916 I can feel myself blushing while I watch these and I love it. This feels amazing.
>>11960987,919 this post is a joke right lol
feelie when jerking off to pygma n00ds
guys pls where cani find and fuck a girl like nessa
>>11960987,917 marry me maybe?
Tell me about your very first orgasm.
>>11960987,926 I was 13 and didn't know what I was doing. Suddenly white liquid came out. Then it all clicked in my head.
>>11960987,923 Post them
>>11960987,928 Never mind found them >>/jp/thread/S10997471#p10997545 She looks real ugly though I would feel like I wasted my cum jerking it to her
>>11960987,927 When I first masturbated I wouldn't cum and didn't for years and yet I was 13 too why am I such a fucking undeveloped loser?
http://i.imgur.com/j4XSejM.png OMFG
>>11960987,931 are you a nessa fan too
>>11960987,932 yeah she's pretty fucking sexy especially when she talks about kodomo butts
feel when subhuman pedos will be the death of warosu
>>11960987,934 Then W would have been dead for a long time
>>11960987,935 Nah these freaks only showed up after warosuko brought the archive back up.
>>11960987,933 do you think a person could have sex with nessa i mean shes a doppel but shes a touch doppel do you think she has the lewd parts of a girl early on its said that touch doppels are used as sex toys so it seems likely
>>11960987,937 at the very least you can get a handy. the villagers aren't even phased that this boy could be banging a smoking hot child. do you think it's normal for them? holy fuck all the lolis there are probably so uninhibited that they probably have sex all the time.
I think he's got aspergers...
>>11960987,938 i really hope the lolis are like that i want to live in a place like that anyway the blonde enri girl and her henchmen seem a bit more perverted than the rest and when the henchmen show clain the little shack that he'll be sleeping in for the night with nessa they tell him not to do anything too pervered and theres only one bed in there so maybe fugging lolis is normal for them plus look how enri sits with her brother http://i.imgur.com/WkKQbPM.png she makes a big deal over clain being lewd but look at how lewd she is!
>>11960987,939 Maybe.
I still wanna fuck Nessa
still no message...
wtf can you pathetic loners get a skype group or something the big W is _NOT_ your personal chatbox
please....it hurts so much...
>>11960987,945 What does bro?
Hi does anyone here play Sonic & All-stars Racing Transformed on PC it's fun
why do friends abandon you? you said you would always be there...
feel no person will ever be romantically or sexually interested in you
>>11960987,948 I'm here
>>11960987,950 you're not who I'm talking about
>>11960987,947 Ya. I'll warn you, I only go fast.
>>11960987,949 i know that feel i know that feel...
ironic loneliness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYTL0-AAbSI Do the sounds in this video make anyone else giggle? They would pretty hilarious. If I heard them somewhere I wouldn't be able to stop laughing.
>>11960987,955 You might just be a fucking retard.
Feel when you tell someone you want to be a kawaii anime girl and they get all weird.
>>11960987,957 feel you will never play a cute anime girl on a video game only to turn into a girl when you get sucked into the game world...
I can't take it anymore... I'm going to send him a message that he'll probably ignore...
>>11960987,959 Why is he ignoring your messages? What a literal asshole. I try to tell people about how this guy keeps ignoring me even though we were friends forever and they tell me to stop being a clingy creep. Sigh.
>>11960987,959 I'd ignore your message too, faggot.
people who ignore messages have their reasons
>>11960987,962 This. I've broken up with gfs through ignoring them. it works.
>>11960987,962 Like being f*cking assholes who like breaking hearts
>>11960987,964 don't worry it only happens once once your heart is irreparable you'll have a lot more fun
>>11960987,960 please don't call him an asshole. he's the only friend I've ever had and he means a lot to me . I just wish he would talk to me again.
>>11960987,966 maybe he's ashamed of you?
Are you suicide anon? You want to kill yourself because of an internet friend? Is this before or after you've quit your job?
>>11960987,968 no
>>11960987,966 Do you want to be my friend?
>>11960987,968 my "friend" wasn't from /jp/. I don't bother sending them messages because in the past no matter how heartfelt they were, they had no effect. they pledged to never speak with me again and to do the same to anyone trying to pass messages between us what's that got to do with my job
>>11960987,970 I want to say ues but I'll always just see you as a replacement to him and that's not nice. and if he sees that I have a new friend he'll probably leave me.
>>11960987,971 you made them pledge to never speak to you again?
>>11960987,973 no, maybe that was a bad word to use. they just have no intention of ever speaking to me again and they made that clear (they even did that through a third party, before forbidding that third party to say anything else). I want to talk to them but it's never going to happen
>>11960987,974 what the F*CK is wrong with you dude?
>>11960987,975 what?
>>11960987,971 Why did you quit your job to "play suicide" only to lose everything and to genuinely want to kill yourself now? Why are you even here? You don't sound like someone from /jp/
internet friendcircle drama is really gay, guys stop it maybe?
>>11960987,977 I quit my job a long time before seriously considering suicide
one more message... please...
>>11960987,972 is he your pimp or what?
>>11960987,981 no
I had an online friend before. He was kind of odd. We started talking to eachother because we both liked lolis. Over AIM he would send me pictures of girls pretty often. Nothing illegal, but nothing cute either. Just little girls. He loved to have his niece and her friends over, and they would spend the night pretty often if I'm remembering correctly. He worked for some sort of lab facility dealing with frozen animals or something, I'm not sure. Whatever it was, it let him afford a house. He always told me that I was welcome to visit whenever I wanted and that I could even move in if I ever got kicked out. It was kind of cool to have a pedo friend (even if our tastes in girls was very different) up until he told me how he wanted to horrify a little girl by doing some things that I don't really want to speak about. He said he always wanted her to be scared that he would be there, and always wanted her to be looking over her shoulder for him. It really, really broke my heart to think of a little girl being that scared and I realized that he and I were far less alike than I thought. Eventually his brother found out that he was a pedo and stopped letting his niece visit. Shortly after that he moved to a different state. That's about when I stopped talking to him as much. If we did speak it was just very short conversations, never about loli anymore. Eventually he got mad that I was never responding (I'd sleep with my computer on) and blocked me. That guy was pretty much a stereotypical child predator now that I think about it. Had lots of money, was in his 30s, lived alone, and he even had a mustache.
>>11960987,983 You could have been his next victim. It's good you never went to stay there.
>>11960987,984 Well I'm not a loli so I don't think I would have been a victim.
message me please...
>>11960987,986 Uh, why don't you just become an admin of any site that he frequents with an account, then get a job with his ISP in order to connect the dots to his address?
>>11960987,987 ...
why did it have to turn out this way...?
>>11960987,959 I still haven't sent him a message. I don't know what to write other than thanking him for being my friend and putting up with me and that reeving his messages made me really happy. I should probably apologize to him for being so annoying and clingy and needy too... I hope he'll see this message and send me one but he probably won't do that because he probably hates that he always has to be the one who takes initiative to start the conversation. I wish I wasn't so pathetic...
>>11960987,990 how about you be my friend instead of being such a cuck
>>11960987,990 Literally why are you letting him control the relationship? Why don't you blackmail him? He's probably some sick pedoqueer anyway.
>>11960987,992 there's nothing wrong with him.
>>11960987,993 Because of the "there is literally nothing wrong with being a pedofreak" meme? Are you just going to let him emotionally abuse you like this?
>>11960987,994 he's not a pedofreak and it's not emotional abuse since he already told me to stop contacting him months ago. I'm the one being selfish for wanting him to talk to me again. I'm going to take a nap now and hope he'll send me a message when I wake up
>>11960987,995 just send him pix of ur dik dude, then he'll notice you're true feelings
this shit is gay as fuk
I went through and found a bunch of unused game codes for steam and desura. do you guys want them?
>>11960987,998 please send them to b1537442@trbvm.com so I cna have them when my internet is down
the email expired please send them to b1538019@trbvm.com I'll keep this one alive
>>11960987,998 What kind of games I want a game
http://pastebin.com/jKDB5X7E just redeem them or something
>>11960987,1002 Cool thanks How does that have so many views already?
>>11960987,1003 No clue. I posted it like 10 minutes ago.
what games were there
holy fuck this thread is pathetic
I just want to meet and impregnate a cute /jp/er. I'd even work hard so she wouldn't have to.
>>11960987,1007 boys can't get pregnant
>>11960987,1008 These fags are so deluded they'll probably carry on pretending that far
WJYY DID YOU ABANDON ME
>>11960987,1010 Still here
>>11960987,1011 who the uck are you
i dunno what's up w/ the thousand ghostposts, but i've seen people i know irl subpost on /jp/ but i'm too scared to say that i saw them on /jp/ lol...
>>11960987,1013 name and shame them norman my man
I sometimes browse /jp/ and the W on my phone in public, hoping deep down that someone from there will notice me… but I know that almost no one else who browses /jp/ and the W would go out in public, and even then, they would probably never say anything to me… just fucking murder me god fucking damn it all…
>>11960987,1015 i know i wouldn't want to talk to somebody i saw browsing an imageboard in public.. even if it was one that i post on.. unless they were straight up looking at pics of cute loli kids then i'd probably try to talk to them.... look @ cp on ur phone & i'll be ur friend
just fucking kil me
JUST KIL:L ME HOLY SHIT
please send me a message
>>11960987,1019 wjhy don't you send me one
>>11960987,1020 i did but you never replied......
>>11960987,1021 ewhich email did you send to
why won't you send me a message
im sending out an sos
>>11960987,214 that wasnt me epic
a year has passed since i wrote my note
>>11960987,1026 what note
>>11960987,1027 my message in a bottle
>>11960987,1028 no one cares fag lmao
>>11960987,1029 i should have known right from the start
...................
>>11960987,1026 >>11960987,1028 i got the refference lol
>>11960987,1026 thanks for picking up where i left off and even doing it in my posting style, i appreciate it
This thread is spooky. Please let it RIP.
just killm e
and you don't seem to understand...
and you don't seem the lying kind...
Happy birthday.
>>11960987,1038 i love you
>>11960987,1039 lol
>>11960987,1040 ...
no message...
>>11960987,1043 just move on. whoever youre hoping messages you obviously doesnt care
If anyone wants a free game, here https://www.humblebundle.com/
>>11960987,1045 I didn't like Technoglitch. Tower of Guns was pretty fun thpugh.
>>11960987,1046 should i pay a buck for it and those other 2 games
>>11960987,1047 OliOli is literally an iPhone game, and I didn't really like Itsp, but if you want a casual fps rougelight, then tower of guns is worth $2. I recommend watching some gameplay for both.
>>11960987,1048 i used 10minutemail and paid for it, but then i realized i took too long and the email self destructed so i lost my codes fuck i feel like a dumbass
Why does everything push these shitty indie games now FUCK off
check out this ownage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8-ycSkoYfc
>>11960987,1051 Seen it a million times and it never gets old. The part where he starts screaming always gets me.
>>11960987,1051 Someday janny...
>>11960987,1049 lol...
>>11960987,1051 The only part that sort of disturbs me is that sound near the end. It sounds like he's gurgling on blood or something
http://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeopledie fucking epic teeniebros
>>11960987,1056 >reddit admins /r/watchpeopledie? We don't censor freedom of speech here on reddit. Even content we may find distasteful is allowed as long as it's legal. /r/loli? NOPE! BANNED!
>>11960987,1057 Normies literally think that looking at pictures of young healthy girls is more sick and wrong than watching people get maimed and killed.
>>11960987,1057 http://www.reddit.com/r/lolicons http://www.reddit.com/r/Pomf Just because a subreddit's directory name isn't active doesn't mean that it doesn't exist. reddit at the moment has more freedom of speech than 4chan, but both are very far behind 8chan. Also, even if that second sub's name attracts retards it still goes to show that loli is fine on reddit.
>>11960987,1059 http://www.reddit.com/r/LoliShota Oh look, here's more.
this thread is the worst...
>>11960987,1044 i wish it was that easy to move on...
Nintendo direct at 5pm eastern today. I hope they show more Xenoblade Chronicles X footage..
>>11960987,1060 >>11960987,1059 Can you guys keep your rori shit in the rori thread?
>>11960987,1062 know feel
Has anyone tried the uncle remus method for autism bux with success?
>>11960987,1066 you'll have better chances getting an actual job, which is none LMAO
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/economy/poloz-having-something-unpaid-on-your-cv-is-very-worth-it/article21439305/ Why don't you try working for free, heh.
>>11960987,1068 Oh vey goyim it appears you don't have any volunteer or internship work on your application, hehehehehehe. Looks like it's your lucky day because my pal Mr. Steinberg was just looking for a new goyim cattle slav- a new unpaid intern. Whaddya say?
he does it for free :)
>>11960987,1069 The worst part about it all is that even the article says that unpaid internships aren't even legal in Canada unless it's for school credits of some form. What about all the people in between programs, or new grads, i.e. the people that make up the vast majority of that youth unemployment statistic.
>>11960987,1071 It should be legal, people who actually work for free deserve nothing and should be killed for being so subhuman. I think most of the time they are just rich kids who got a referral from daddy to fluff their resumes.
>>11960987,1072 You don't even need to think that, that exact issue was brought up in the article and the douchebag bank of Canada guy just shrugged it off.
>>11960987,1073 Working for free is for your benefit goyim :^_
>>11960987,1074 That's not what my post was about, it was regarding the issue of the amount of networking required to even get an internship, something only rich kids or the extremely lucky have access to.
>>11960987,1075 I'm extremely lucky to have access to your mom's fat ass.
ano... (What are these guys talking about...?)
>>11960987,1076 >>11960987,1077 you forgot you're trip dude
>>11960987,1078 uhh.. only one of those was me
>>11960987,1080 Anoo, you can email me and i'll always respond.
>>11960987,1081 i want him...
>>11960987,1080 >>11960987,1082 when was the last time he talked to you
>>11960987,1082 Who is him?
>>11960987,1084 me
>>11960987,1085 That would be true if you weren't you.
feelio micropenis just fucking kill me already
>>11960987,1087 Hey me too. I'm barely holding 6 inches ;-;
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/awoof AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I feel as if my typing skills have atrophied.
>>11960987,1088 my penis is 4 inches.........
>>11960987,1080 give me your mail
How do I get rid of nose hair?
>>11960987,1083 6 months...
>>11960987,1094 >>11960987,1092 onegai...
>>11960987,1095 ...
just fucking kill me already god damn what fuck
>>11960987,1093 Just sort of trim it with small scissors if they stick out. You can also pluck the ones that stick out with tweezers and they'll be gone for a while, but that can be pretty painful.
>>11960987,1096 my mene...
>>11960987,1099 Time to kill yourself.
>>11960987,1100 Huh? Why?
>>11960987,1101 Terminal degeneracy.
>>11960987,1102 That's my first post ITT I'm not your boyfriend dude don't last out at random posters maybe that's kind of rude
>>11960987,1103 Shut the fuck up, Dani.
>>11960987,1104 Had a bad day or something?
>>11960987,1099 why do you even want to message me, I'm not fun to talk to or anything...
>>11960987,1103 Ah you're that guy, just kill yourself subhuman.
>>11960987,1106 I don't, you're a twerp.
>>11960987,1107 ...
>>11960987,1109 ......
>>11960987,1105 So, you're that homosexual Dani? Kindly murder your life out of these premises.
>>11960987,1108 ...
>>11960987,1111 ....
>>11960987,1111 Hey, I'm not the one fishing for emails in a gay hookup thread.
>>11960987,1114 Me neither. Wanna sex instead?
>>11960987,1115 Yes email me the information here: ddani1212@yahoo.com
>>11960987,1116 Keep at it dude. Maybe I'll get an e-mail one day.
why am I alive
>>11960987,1118 why not
>>11960987,1119 becuase all I do is fsuffer
>>11960987,1120 then do something about it maybe
>>11960987,1122 Ican't..; [i]that persomn[/oi] won't message me...
>>11960987,1123 What's his email address?
>>11960987,1124 I cna't telly ou
>>11960987,1125 Why not.
>>11960987,1126 ith urts to know you would probably get a response but I won't and yuou might steal them
please message me....
>>11960987,1128 tell me how, dood
>>11960987,1129 i want him...
>>11960987,1130 it's me, dood, tell me how to contact you
>>11960987,1131 quote the post you made in the post to prove it...
>>11960987,1132 *in this thread
Literally why do you care about someone who hasn't talked to you for 6 months? What's so good about this random /jp/ friend? Is it just a meme and you don't really care?
>>11960987,1134 He's the only friend I've ever had that tolerated me for so long...
>>11960987,1135 Maybe I can tolerate you longer.
>>11960987,1136 ...
>>11960987,1137 ...?
>>11960987,1138 i miss him
>>11960987,1139 You literally just said you only care about him so much because he tolerated you so long. Now he's no longer tolerating you, so why don't you try to break the record?
>>11960987,1140 i'm just hoping he'll send me a message again but if he sees that I made a new friend he'll probably won't message me again
>>11960987,1141 He hasn't sent you a message in 6 months. How long did he tolerate you?
>>11960987,1142 10 months
>>11960987,1143 If you got a new person when he started ignoring you, you'd be over half way to breaking the record by now.
>>11960987,1144 I tried making one but he got tired of me really fast because I took took too long to reply to his messages and I couldn't stop thinking about him and always just saw the new one as a replacement
>>11960987,1145 Why did you take so long to reply to his messages
>>11960987,1146 I'm bad at communicating and sometimes write a really long reply but just erase everything because I'm afraid...
>>11960987,1147 What did you talk with him about How old are you Over what medium did you communicate
>>11960987,1148 our hobbies and stuff 22 email
>>11960987,1106 im the one who wanted to. i still do!
>>11960987,1149 What are your hobbies?
>>11960987,1151 ...........
>>11960987,1152 Uh?
>>11960987,1153 why are you trying so hard...
>>11960987,1154 Just tell me what your hobbies are you queer, holy fuck
>>11960987,1154 because i want your email... fuck
>>11960987,1155 I DON'T HAVE ANY INTERESTING HOBBIES, WHY DO YOU THINK HE WOULD STOP TALKING TO ME? IT'S BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING INTERESTING ABOUT ME AT ALL..........
>>11960987,1157 I asked you for your hobbies, not your interesting hobbies
>>11960987,1157 do you have any hobbies at all?
>>11960987,1158 >>11960987,1159 anime, games, visual novels, surfing the web......
>>11960987,1160 nice wnana give me your mail now?
>>11960987,1160 What anime are you watching
>>11960987,1162 mushishi, physcho pass 2, kokkuri-san, log horizon, akame ga kill, terraformars, amagi brilliant park, sao 2, log horizon 2... just finished rewatching slayers a while ago
>>11960987,1163 What games are you playing
>>11960987,1164 nothing now...
>>11960987,1165 What games were you playing in recent times
>>11960987,1166 i went back to play an old ragnarok server that I used to play on 5 or 6 years ago but stopped shortly because it was pretty dead and no one i knew was there anymore tried playing warcraft 3 custom maps but there weren't any fun maps being hosted anymore wanted to finish kamidori but i haven't played it since the english patch so i couldn't continue my 30 hour save file and had to restart but got tired after playing a bit
>>11960987,1167 Why did you use email and not im
>>11960987,1168 I already told you I wasn't good at conversation, if I used IM I'll end up feeling really nervous and don't know how to reply on the spot and just ending up disconnect or just not replying and being rude. at least with emails I can take my time to plan out a message even though I usually just end up deleting what I write, I can at least send a message without being too rude
>>11960987,1163 Maybe you're confusing the boards and your friend is waiting for you on the flavor of the week cartoon blog.
>>11960987,1169 Uh you realize you'll never learn to converse like that
>>11960987,1167 http://blog.treeofsavior.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/tos2560x1024.jpg tree of savior soon friend
>>11960987,1171 im done talking, goodbye >>11960987,1170 he doesn't really watch anime
>>11960987,1173 What the fuck? I had a lot more questions. How can you leave me hanging like this?
>>11960987,1174 i don't know how to reply to >>11960987,1171
>>11960987,1175 What did you last masturbate to?
>>11960987,1176 don't remember
>>11960987,1177 When did you last masturbate?
>>11960987,1178 um, 2 or 3 days ago
>>11960987,1179 Can you give me three examples of things you masturbated to?
>>11960987,1180 ntr
>>11960987,1181 I want specific examples...
>>11960987,1182 http://exhentai.org/g/744510/689dd0011c/ http://exhentai.org/g/743259/d23380d8d8/ http://exhentai.org/g/743001/f4c9fb75a2/ http://exhentai.org/g/742122/0407fa26b1/ http://exhentai.org/g/733840/6d2cc8e66e/ http://exhentai.org/g/732092/f4943b6cd7/ http://exhentai.org/g/730962/631a93246f/ http://exhentai.org/g/729344/ad12cd6c74/ http://exhentai.org/g/729199/4ebec0adfe/ http://exhentai.org/g/728317/fb730bb7e0/ http://exhentai.org/g/726095/95b6e486bc/ http://exhentai.org/g/724366/30d80db8b1/ http://exhentai.org/g/716214/13960c9358/ http://exhentai.org/g/714095/acc7ac0e6f/ http://exhentai.org/g/701402/0fc9dd1eab/
>>11960987,1183 What's with all the gay shit...? And do you fap to only doujin?
>>11960987,1184 ......
>>11960987,1185 Well?
>>11960987,1186 .........................
>>11960987,1187 Can you just answer my questions?
>>11960987,1188 >What's with all the gay shit...? ... >And do you fap to only doujin? no
>>11960987,1189 Don't worry I even fapped to that gay as hell color one before. What are some examples of non-doujin things you masturbated to?
>>11960987,1190 premature ejaculation jav
>>11960987,1191 Why ntr and premature ejaculation?
>>11960987,1192 i have premature ejaculation don't know why i like ntr
>>11960987,1193 What was your best subject in school?
>>11960987,1194 math i guess
>>11960987,1195 How do you live now?
>>11960987,1196 why are you asking me so many questions....
>>11960987,1196 >>11960987,1197 i'm done, thanks for talking to me leave your email or something so someone pretending to be me can contact you or something
Aren't you going to tell me how you live? Are you a NEET?
>>11960987,1199 i work part time sometimes
>>11960987,1200 What do you work as?
>>11960987,1201 i suck dicks at the gas station for $25 a pop
>>11960987,1201 warehouse ppls stop talking to me
>>11960987,1203 Uh, why? Do you like alone?
Um, live alone. You obviously like alone anyway
because I'm a dumb consumer that wants to buy stuff sometimes no please stop asking and just leave a contact
What's the big deal?
please stop, goodbye
Um...? Do you live with your mom?
>>11960987,1208 Hi. Are you gay?
yes, please stop now
>>11960987,1211 Which? >>11960987,1210 >>11960987,1209
What does your mom think of you?
>>11960987,1211 >>11960987,1209 >>11960987,1213 im not going to reply anymore, leave a contact or something if you want to talk but i probably won't contact you at all but someone pretending to be me can goodbye
>>11960987,1214 Ok. Will you be here tomorrow? (Are you gay?)
Why are you behaving just like the guy who ignored you for 6 months?
>>11960987,1216 Mental disorder.
wow this guys a real asshole, no wonder you're boyfriend dumped you
>>11960987,1216 please stop, this is going to be my real last message leave your steam id or something if you really want to talk but I don't know if I'll go through with it so let someone else add you and pretend to be me instead
>>11960987,1219 Do you have actual mental retardation?
>>11960987,1219 Why do you not want to talk to me?
>>11960987,1219 whats with the sudden tripcode?
>>11960987,1219 am i not good enough for you?
>>11960987,1220 don't know >>11960987,1222 because even though I say I don't mind someone pretending to me it actually affects me a lot >>11960987,1221 because you keep asking me questions and i can't take the pressure anymore, this is my last reply for real goodbye
>>11960987,1224 i love you...
>>11960987,1224 Won't you mail me if i post contact?
>>11960987,1226 yes post it >>11960987,1225 thabnks
>>11960987,1227 b2173477@trbvm.com pls mail me too
WOAH
>>11960987,1229 Please don't use my trademarked misspelling.
>>11960987,1230 I've always spelled woah this way... it's wrong?
WHY THE FUCK AM IUA LIVE
NJUST UCKCING KILL ME HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk
did youi really hate me that much
why. WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING DO HTIS
I was neverm ore than a playthijng to you
in the end I wuasn't even afriend to you... YOu DON"T UNDERSTAND WHAT FIRENDHIP IS
what di you even want from me..... YOU DROVE ME INTO THE GROUND HOLY FUCK
I feel sexy (sexy like a girl) right now. What should I do? I'm thinking I should masturbate to myself in the mirror but people are home.
>>11960987,1239 buffalo bill is that you
>>11960987,1239 Get a wig and dance in it shirtless while listening to Goodbye Horses full volume
So the caps spammer and the internet boyfriend meme guys are the same guy? Have I been alone with Trevor on this site all along...?
>>11960987,1242 There is at least 1 (one) other person here.
So is this ironic or unironic? Anyone want to place bets?
>>11960987,1244 you mean is it satire?
it's post pre-irony
>>11960987,1245 Doesn't satire have to be referential?
>>11960987,1247 how are these friendsters now referential caricatures
>>11960987,1248 That was kind of an implied question in my post, I'm not sure why you're asking me.
>>11960987,1242 no and it's not a meme
>>11960987,1244 Irony is bullshit powered by the delusion that your inner monologue is your identity and not your external behavior
>>11960987,1251 it's not
>>11960987,1251 >your inner monologue is your identity and not your external behavior That's just, like, your opinion, man.
Does anyone want to be friends? Send me an email if you have a little sister.
>>11960987,1234 yeah
>>11960987,1251 epic behaviorism dude
>>11960987,1254 Why do I have to have a little sister?
>>11960987,1257 So I can talk to her.
>>11960987,1258 I don't have one. We can't be friends? Why would you want to talk to my little sister anyway?
>>11960987,1259 dude he only wants to use people to fuck their sisters. be my friend instead im better.
why did you do thios to me do I mean that little to you I thoughut you cared
>>11960987,1261 i do care...
>>11960987,1262 who are you
>>11960987,1263 ...
>>11960987,1264 you're niot that person
>>11960987,1265 Kill yourself, subhuman.
>>11960987,1266 why
>>11960987,1265 can i be your replacement?
>>11960987,1267 You're a filthy fucking subhuman freak.
>>11960987,1268 nobody can treaplace them >>11960987,1269 I didn't ask to be this way... why arey ou mad at me
>>11960987,1270 please let me try
>>11960987,1259 No deal. If you had a little sister I'd be your best friend but if you have no sister it's literally kind of gay.
>>11960987,1272 I do have a sister, just not a little one. Do you have one?
>>11960987,1273 Unless you're like 5 years old and your older sister is like 9 I don't want to talk to you or your gross big sister. I only want cute, soft, smooth, sweet smelling little sisters with slippery little slimy loliholes. PS I have two little sisters but this is not going anywhere if nobody else has a little sister.
>>11960987,1274 Why would anyone want you to molest their little sisters?
>>11960987,1275 Who said anything about molesting? Why do you people always bring rape and molestation into things whenever a loli is concerned? I just prefer playing games with a loli and talking with a loli and having loli friends.
>>11960987,1276 Why do you love the little ones?
>>11960987,1277 hes a pedo lmao
>>11960987,1277 If I'm going to be speaking to anyone I prefer hearing a loli voice over a man's or woman's voice. On top of that they're usually cheerful and positive and have lots of interesting things to say and talk about. Plus watching a loli play a videogame is just cute because the character in the game usually acts really clumsy and slow. Basically they're just all around better and cuter.
Oh and also way more playful.
>>11960987,1279 They don't have anything interesting to say because by adult standards they are retarded
FUCKING KILL ME PLEASE
kill you're self you fucking pedo freaks
This thread is awful.
nobody understands my pain
>>11960987,1285 i feel you
>>11960987,1286 you don't... you jsut don't
>>11960987,1287 this grief.. . it overwhesmls me. .....
I just want my friend ot care about me again
>>11960987,1226 please give me your contact although I don't know when I'll contact you... if at all...
why does nobody care. hopw can they shut me out like this
>>11960987,1290 why wont you talk to me?
everyone hates meI don't have any true friend
please god why
>>11960987,1293 why wont you let me talk to you...
>>11960987,1295 you don't understand Ijust want my friend back.
>>11960987,1296 am i not even good enough to be a replacement?
>>11960987,1297 how can you replace five years...
>>11960987,1298 with five new years
>>11960987,1299 I literally can't last that long I jst want my friend back did I mean so little to you......?
>>11960987,1292 i don't think you're him
>>11960987,1300 just tell me what you want from me...
>>11960987,1301 Im not
>>11960987,1301 nigga i got guns u aint gon do shit
>>11960987,1302 I don't wnat anything from you I jsut want my friend
>>11960987,1305 why cant i be your friend?
>>11960987,1306 you don't understand... it took 5 years to build this friendship why do they hate me...? don't they understand I was usffering why....
>>11960987,1305 Didn't you say before that your friends are irl and not from /jp/? Why are you whining on here then? Not like they would know.
anyone who wants a good friend catch me on skype: malik5950
>>11960987,1307 spend five years with me then
>>11960987,1308 I just want toexpress my pain and no it wasn't in real life I enver met them I don't even know what gender they were...
>>11960987,1311 I'm a guy. Uh...you're pretty creepy dude. That's why I avoided you. Can you stop this shit now?
please someone talk to me
>>11960987,1312 *sigh*... why does everyone always say I 'm a creep
>>11960987,1313 wanna be my friend?
>>11960987,1315 yea
>>11960987,1316 really? no kidding? i love you!
>>11960987,1317 nice mate were bros now catch me on skype any time you wanna have a friendly chat
>>11960987,1318 sure thing friend!
did you really hate me that muhc what was I to you why did you alwayss say such cruel things and act like it was nothing...
whyyyyy you said you would always stay in contact HOW CSAN YOU END IT HTIS WAY
you took everythinfg from me and you don't care...
nobody is ion my side
>>11960987,1323 you rejected a guy who wanted to be your friend like 10 times...
>>11960987,1324 he doesn't udnerstand that nobody can replace that person..
>>11960987,1325 so you just wanna wallow in self pity?
>>11960987,1325 Just what do you want then?
>>11960987,1326 what else is there to do maybe god will hear my prayers...
>>11960987,1328 I finally found someone more worthless than me. It's a nice feeling.
>>11960987,1329 I just want my friend why is that so wrong
did you grow out of liking me>? did you lose interest when I wsasn't who you thought? were you dispapointed when Iwas so stupid? WHY DID I MEAN SO LITTLE
did you even view me as a realy friend or did you just accept the definiton since it was similar...
this made me realise how many people ive ignored online because i grew bored of them
you're right there but yo uwon't even acknowldge my existence... do you have fun using what I made but throwing me away??? was I not good enough for you? SORRY I'M NOT A GENIUS LIKE YOU HOLY FUCK
>>11960987,1334 dud wat r u doin
loiterally half the people there could have made it but I was the only person who bothered and this is the thanks I get litearlly tossed aside like I'm nothing nobody fucking understands at all
you just looked down on me... that's why you couldn't tll me you knew you were better than me and you just stuck around because you felt sorry for me... WHY do you have to hide everything from meIT'S NOT THAT FUCKING HARD FUCK
>>11960987,1336 dude shut up
Is this the most subhuman individual on the W?
>>11960987,1338 nobody understands my pain
>>11960987,1336 What did you do for him anyway?
>>11960987,1341 everything... was he just keeping me around because I was useful? where did it all go wrong
you used me... you knew how I felt about you. you celebrated beating my other friend...
how oculd you call me a creep do you know how much I wsa hurt
was it all just an act for your "character"? wh ycouldn't you be ther eal you why wre you so distant....
JUST FCKING KILLM EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
can this guy just kill himself already? holy shit...
internet friend meme guy, you're obviously retarded but are you at least hot? maybe he's not into uggos lmao
>>11960987,1348 the one on the right http://s28.postimg.org/m7wjmhnr1/wbros.jpg
Wholly fuck, the teenbro is real.
>>11960987,1350 I'm 24
>>11960987,1351 LOL
>>11960987,1352 qwhy is that funny
>>11960987,1353 is that really you holy f**k
>>11960987,1349 i'm sorry...
>>11960987,1354 it's me from when I was 19
Is it over?
I had a dream that my friend came back to me last night I have those a lot...
>>11960987,1358 I had a nightmare that I was back in high school again
>>11960987,1359 I have those all hte time too
please come back...
>>11960987,1361 kiss me
>>11960987,1362 are you >>11960987,1226
>>11960987,1363 yes
>>11960987,1364 I don't believe you
>>11960987,1365 Watched any new anime lately?
>>11960987,1366 stop trying to trick me...
>>11960987,1367 Did you really like me that much?
>>11960987,1368 yes...
>>11960987,1369 You're pathetic. Kill yourself.
>>11960987,1370 ...
jusrc kill me
I just fucking hate this world and the human worms feasting on it's corpse
>>11960987,1373 Worms actually make the earth more fertile. Larvae help the decomposition process and earthworms aerate soil. Bad worms, the parasitic kind, have no interest in dead hosts.
why wont yout alk to me anymore
it's time for me to kill...
>>11960987,1373 maggots would have been a better expression.
WH YARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME
I THOUTHF YOU FUCKING CARED HOLYU FYCJKKK
Nobody cares about you dude
I realized that too latae
We are born alone and we will die alone
>>11960987,130 He's right. >>11960987,794 >atashit that does nothing even if you megadose Try Klonopin for maximum easy taking. Don't go on anti-psychotics (dopamine antagonists). They'll tweak you if you go off them, and you're liable to gain weight uncontrollably once you start, and they basically kill your fun (and dick). Protip: SSRI's make it harder for you to cum.
please message me...
>>11960987,1384 *gives you a massage*
feeling so hard tonight its like im back in high school i thought i was over my misanthropy and self-loathing fucj im so sorry for making you cry like that mum uGH jdimsa for reals this time please...
there is no god
>>11960987,1386 feeling it pretty hard right now too friend
>>11960987,1382 >>11960987,1387 >>11960987,1386 >>11960987,1373 >>11960987,1379 >>11960987,1378 I weep for humanity.
>>11960987,1389 I weep for my dick in your ass you fucking homo
>>11960987,1390 Kill all the shameful feelers, and then yourself. TY
>>11960987,1391 Fuck off queer.
I'm just going to leave this here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYOtZvwNCsc
>>11960987,1393 This is actually super solid, thanks.
>>11960987,1394
>>11960987,1395 Hey I thought your reply was kind of funny but I'm not digging the use of the subject field to convey your message. Do you mind if I repost your reply with the little heart in the rightful "Comment" field?
ok, sorry http://www.kcpr.org/listen
>>11960987,1394 <3
GET OUT
why fucking lvie
I keep dreaming aboty ou...
>>11960987,1401 "There are times when I am convinced I am unfit for any human relationship." — Franz Kafka, from Letters To Felice
I jsjt want you back why don't yuou care
nigger fucking pisss
>>11960987,1403 I want to go deep, way deep into your rabbit hole
>>11960987,1402 lknow that feel
>>11960987,1406 That Kafka feel...
>>11960987,1407 you don't know how well i know that feel..
>>11960987,1407 the trip from /fa/? kek
>>11960987,1408 >go to /fa/ >see top thread killing my vibe
>>11960987,1409 Uhh... can you kill yourself?
I was in school with ypou you and after class you looked like were waiting but I needed to ask the teacher something and then you were gone why would you hnever tellm e naything
do you hate me ? i don't even know
"Life's a bitch and then you die, that's why we get high" —— Niggy
>>11960987,1413 he told ypu to kill yourself what do you think?
>>11960987,1415 that's not what he asiad. he said he will never talk to me again becasue I treid to tkill myself
>>11960987,1416 Can you go away?
>>11960987,1416 lol
>>11960987,1416 youre delusional dude
nobody understands
>>11960987,1420 I know you're gay.
>>11960987,1421 I'm not gay
>>11960987,1422 Filthy god damn latent homosexuals.
>>11960987,1422 you are. youd suck your friends dick wouldnt you?
If you ever decide to stop being such an autistic fuck, message me. If not, you will possibly rue the day when your friend count finally reaches to the point where your only friend is yourself. You were cool to talk to before, but now most of our conversations are just "k.", "xD So dark and edgy", and "your opinion is shit. shut the fuck up already." Just tired of your fucking shit, you're the only person where I have to deal with it, and it's starting to piss me off after a couple months of trying to endure it and wait for something good to come up. I guess it's just not the same when we're not both playing games together. At least I got a few good friends out of it, people I can actually fucking discuss anime, games, etc. with. People who aren't acting like they're in a 2:00 AM touhou thread, going "XD A GRAT ONE!!!!!!! Steam chat isn't /a/, you don't have to try and fit into "bored culture."
>>11960987,1424 he never said if he was male or female...
>>11960987,1425 what a fug man
>>11960987,1426 hes posted a picture of himself in this thread...
>>11960987,1428 ??
foolz homocirle please leave~
who wants to be my steam friend
>>11960987,1431 No one.
>>11960987,1432 add me http://steamcommunity.com/id/renchon/
why dpn't you understsand how much I'm hurting I thought you cared YHOU DON"T FUCKING CATRE HLLYU SHIT
>>11960987,1431 sure http://steamcommunity.com/id/zunbar
i'm drinking egg nog and i forgot to buy rum now i'm crying and drinking egg nog and it tastes bad...
>>11960987,1436 IT'S LITERALLY LIKE ONE WEEK AFTER HALLOWEEN STOP BUYING FUCKING EGG NOG YOU STUPID SHIT
>>11960987,1437 but its really good with rum
how can you abandon me at the time I needed you most.
>>11960987,1425 jesus
>>11960987,1440 what
>>11960987,1425 I'm going to post this on /a/. Look for me!
>>11960987,1442 Are you making a new thread? Keeping my eyes open!
"This is clearly not a case of abuse," developmental psychologist Ritch Savin-Williams, director of the Sex and Gender Lab at Cornell University, told Slate. "Children have been doing this stuff forever and ever and ever and ever, and they will do it forever and ever and ever." You can finally rape your cousins, cousin-anon, and it won't be considered rape.
why areyou so heartless
>>11960987,1443 Yes.
>>11960987,1446 Link it here.
>>11960987,1443 Keep your other lips open too bro *unzips my zipper* I'm cumming in
>>11960987,1447 Where's the fun in that?
you usoed to say you were afraid of going into a coma andc losing me but now you just throw me away like you never wanted me WHY IS IT ALL ABOUT YOU
Anyone want to chat?
>>11960987,1451 Hey.
>>11960987,1451 yes hi
Anyone want to ERP? *grabs onto my feminine hips and opens big gay fat loose ass*
I just want to talkt to you again everyone can talk t oyou but me...
>>11960987,1455 because youre such a huge faggot holy shit
you said I was teh closest person to you besides family
life withouty ou is like a broken pencil...
>>11960987,1458 its not like yoi cant use a broken pencil...
>>11960987,1459 it 's pointless
>>11960987,1458 >>11960987,1459 >>11960987,1460 lmao
Sharpen it dumbass
>>11960987,1460 not necessarily i mean a pencil broken in half is also broken and that has a point
I can't sharpen it without your friendship...
>>11960987,1464 suck my cokc dude
>>11960987,1464 I'm not your friend holy shit
>>11960987,1464 I have no need for friendship. Friendship causes pain.
did you emnd up hating the real me? how can you do this? I just want to be wit hyo uagai nHOLYU FUCK I JUST WANT TO PLAY WITH YO UAGAIn
>>11960987,1468 holy shit... fine what game?
>>11960987,1469 if yoiu ywere that person then you wouldk now
>>11960987,1468 >uagai lol
>>11960987,1470 what game did you guys play together
>>11960987,1472 osumania...
>>11960987,1470 fine i guess ill play a game on my own
>>11960987,1474 no pleasepla y with me
>>11960987,1475 are you sure?
>>11960987,1476 yes please... what syour id?
>>11960987,1477 tuxdude143
>>11960987,1478 liar//.
>>11960987,1479 its embarrassing to post my id...
ther;e sno point if it isn't that person
>>11960987,1480 pots it
>>11960987,1482 i dont want to you post yours
I don't awnt ot play if it isn' that person stop pretending to me bem please
>>11960987,1484 i guess youre never gonna play a game again lmao
Istill play in random matches sometimes [i]0(it's just not the same...)[/i[
why cant i have a clingy friend like this?
why cant i have a hanging dick like this
I used to spend all fdasy in bed just waiting for you to mesage me
>>11960987,1483 >>11960987,1433
Holy shit just make a new email and email eachother your steams. I bet ot was tf2
>>11960987,1491 I already said whati twas
>>11960987,1487 are you a girl ill be your clingy friend
>>11960987,1493 im a guy...
>>11960987,1494 Is your cock big?
it hurts...,
>>11960987,1496 Sorry *takes out my cock from out if his ass*
>>11960987,1497 I'm, talking about the emotional anguish from my friend forsakign me
>>11960987,1498 You want to talk about it?
>>11960987,1499 I've b3en talking abou it this whole time
>>11960987,1500 I didnt read it because you didnt say I could. Can you tell me what happened and what hasyou so upset?
>>11960987,1501 they are never going to talk to me again
>>11960987,1502 Why?
>>11960987,1503 because I tired to kill myself
>>11960987,1504 Why
>>11960987,1505 because they said they wouldn't talk to me anymore without a third persojn there and they wanted it to be that way forever and thought it was fine...
>>11960987,1502 post his steam
>>11960987,1506 Do you want me to be there?
>>11960987,1507 ther'es no point it's private an dthey never use it and I don't want you to know them anyway
>>11960987,1508 uhh they won' ttalk to me no matter who is there now. they won't even let people pass messages for me since if they do they will stop talking to that personh too
>>11960987,1510 He hates you? I can try to pass a message for you whats his email and who should i say its from?
>>11960987,1511 literally no point since thyew owouldn't care or respond. they said they don't hate me and they are just doing this so I don't killm myself but I think that must be a lie used to cover the resal reasons..
>>11960987,1512 If theres no point then it wouldnt matter so it wouldnt matter if you try
>>11960987,1513 tgey will jsut hate me even more if they get a message
>>11960987,1514 Hate is like love bro
any lolis want to be friend
>>11960987,1516 Check /ota/, I read they're all lolis
>>11960987,1517 i think you are lying
>>11960987,1518 Nope! I honestly read that there!
god why
why did it end this way
>>11960987,1522 get owned.
>>11960987,1523 i don't want that
>>11960987,1524 too late. please move to the new thread => >>/jp/thread/S12675483
>>11960987,1525 there's only one post there
>>11960987,1526 thats cause its new god your a fucking moron
>>11960987,1527 stop bullying me holy fuck don't you know how much pain I'm in
>>11960987,1528 You don't know how much pain you are causing us.
>>11960987,1529 it pales in comparisom
>>11960987,1530 Can you just stop posting? Thanks.
>>11960987,1531 but where will I express my pain
>>11960987,1532 Try writing poems.
>>11960987,1532 Write some faggy poems and email them to a magazine so they can arrest you for assault
uh I can't write poems because then how bad I am at writing will trigger me and make me want to kill myself more
>>11960987,1535 Try autistically killing yourself
>>11960987,1536 Ialready tried and it made things even worse
It is impossible to kill this thread. It is immortal.
>>11960987,1538 The only reason it's still alive is because the "jfkm" spammer keeps sperging out.
what are some good RPGs for the psp
>>11960987,1540 Kill yourself.
>>11960987,1541 not yet
>>11960987,1542 When?
>>11960987,1543 when i get a proper answer
>>11960987,1544 Shin Megami Tensei® : Persona 3
>>11960987,1545 thanks hey where can i get some cyanide
>>11960987,1546 Just use a gun.
>>11960987,1547 never was an option, again, because you should know. not discussing this with retards anymore.
>>11960987,1548 I'll help you kill yourself, but first you gotta post a pic of your boywomb
why must you ahte me so much
>>11960987,1550 because youre such a dickhead
>>11960987,1551 I'm not that bad
>>11960987,1552 yes you are
>>11960987,1553 you don't know me ... my other friend who didn't cut contact with me foetrever still likes me
sigh...
be careful when feeding nuts to small children for they pose a choking hazard
le just fucking kill me maymay
at least tell me why
was this the thcristian thing to do?
>>11960987,1559 fucking yes now shutu p
>>11960987,1560 it wasn't forgiveness is the christian way
>>11960987,1561 what do you want from me dude?
>>11960987,1562 nothing I m=just want my ffriend back
>>11960987,1563 well that aint happening
>>11960987,1564 please don't say that
>>11960987,1565 no fuck you
whyyyyy
di you hate me that much holy fuck
when will this loser shut up already
>>11960987,1569 We should kill him
I'll shut up when I get myf feirnd back or when it stops hurting (never)
>>11960987,1571 give me your friends email
>>11960987,1572 you'll do soemthing bad...
>>11960987,1573 i promise i wont
>>11960987,1574 I cna't trust you
>>11960987,1575 how can i earn your trust?
>>11960987,1576 why don't you write what you were going to write to them then I send it
>>11960987,1576 You gotta swear anb oath.
>>11960987,1576 Ucna do that in private email me here hayysuz@gmail.com
>>11960987,1579 ew, you're that freak who sent me tiny dick pics
stop impersonating me please...
>>11960987,1578 how does it go?
where did everyone go
>>11960987,1583 we're in the other room riding a train on ur mum
I just want them back
>>11960987,1585 who/what?
>>11960987,1586 my friend
>>11960987,1586 my friend holy FCUCK JUST KILL ME
>>11960987,1587 can i be your friend?
i really want a clingy friend thatd cry over the lack of my presence on anonymous imageboard archives...
>>11960987,1589 you don't understadn nobody can replace them >>11960987,1590 you're not supposed to put your friemd in that situation to start with
>>11960987,1591 why didnt you kill yourself like he told you to?
>>11960987,1592 who
>>11960987,1593 you know who...
>>11960987,1590 .........
>>11960987,1594 IK don't know who
>>11960987,1596 holy shit youre a terrible friend im crying
please send me a message..........
>>11960987,1597 what arey out alking about] my friend literally stopped talking to me [b]because['b[ I trie d to kill myself they didn't twllem to
and btw I have creid over this even though I don't cry much
feelio sneezed and caught a whiff of my rancid saliva
is friend meme guy gay?
>>11960987,1602 I don't know
>>11960987,1602 Its called a penis puffer respectively
>>11960987,1602 yesy ou can make fun of mei f you want but id ont care as long as he talkst o me again
>>11960987,1605 you aren't me I literally don't know if I'm gay ort not b ecause in the five years I knew my friend they NEVER ONCE TOLD ME THEIR GENDER HOLOY UCK WHY
maybe the reason he doesnt talk to you is because your keyboard is broken
>>11960987,1606 he wasnt ypur friend be my friend instead
still waiting for him to message me...
>>11960987,1608 yopu don't understand we were friends and we talked almost every day esxcept when they were busy. nobody can replace him
>>11960987,1610 no you werent they were laughing at you
>>11960987,1611 don't say that...
>>11960987,1612 face it you wasted 5 years
>>11960987,1613 they were the best five years of my life...
I felt lvoved
>>11960987,1614 5 years of lies
so is friend meme guy an actual sperg or just a spambot?
>>11960987,1604 are you really maldivian?
It's very hard to keep your spirits up. You've got to keep selling yourself a bill of goods, and some people are better at lying to themselves than others. If you face reality too much, it kills you.
>>11960987,1614 they saw you as nothing but thrash
why wont friend meme guy be my friend i want to be his friend so badly...
nobody will ever love mea gian
>>11960987,1622 I love you.
>>11960987,1623 you don't you don't undertsand how close Ifelt...
JUST TALK TO ME AGAIN WHY SIS THAT SO HARD HOLY SHIT YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME
i love you friend meme guy i really do please talk to me
>>11960987,1626 you don't even know me
>>11960987,1627 ive read all your posts i love you
>>11960987,1628 liar...
>>11960987,1629 im not a liar i really do love you please believe me youre my world
>>11960987,1628 ive also read them and i think it's just one of trevvies fursonas
>>11960987,1627 U Dont Even Kno Urself
I'm going to the hsop to get some milk now sorry
Ih ate going outside...
Give me three good reasons to talk to you again that don't involve what you want.
>>11960987,1635 -you said you liked me -suicide attempts coudl be expected me being depressed for al ong time and having talked about it before so why would yuo make it all about you and say it's a threat -I can rejoin the community and somep eople might like that even thouugh most might not care or hate me
>>11960987,1636 Reread my post and try again.
feelie when friend meme guy will never requite my love
>>11960987,1637 wgat the fuck why do I have to qwualify to be your friend. you said you loved me why would you do this >>11960987,1638 I'm not out for fake love I real deal love them
>>11960987,1639 its not fake i really do love you please believe me i love you i love you i love you
>>11960987,1639 So I should blindly do what you want for no reason, because you want to believe that I love you? Is that what you'd really want for a person that you "love"? It sounds to me like love doesn't have much to do with it, you're just lonely and desperate.
>>11960987,1641 It's almost like he was just trying to be a le epic maymay master the entire time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4aY8PMaEqw
>>11960987,1641 you literally said you loved me as a friend how can you do this now after all the years we shared...
>>11960987,1644 You "literally" just want to use me to keep yourself occupied and expect me to sacrifice my time and emotional investment for no return. If you can't come up with three reasons I should want to be your friend, why would you think I would want to be your friend? >>11960987,1642 Yeah, I wouldn't put it past a /jp/ shitposter to put on a years-long act for the sake of an epical ruse.
>>11960987,1645 provewy ou are my friend they wouldn't say this to me
>>11960987,1646 Your "friend" that "loved" you probably wouldn't just stop talking to you either, would they? Why are you so resistant to this? What's wrong with thinking of reasons your "friend" that you "love" should want you in their life outside of some selfish hope you have that they "love" you?
>>11960987,1647 thye literally told me that they did
>>11960987,1647 please stop talking about love it hurts...
>>11960987,1648 I wonder if the half of marriages that end in divorce broke apart because the spouses never told each other, "I love you."
>>11960987,1650 tjhey said I was the closest thing besides family
>>11960987,1651 Funny that, all those divorced wives and husbands were family. Too bad you're such a selfish mess, maybe if you took responsibility for yourself and made effort to have redeeming features your beloved "friend's" (i.e. caretaker's) "love" (i.e. altruism) may not have run dry.
this thread is gay guy who can't spell needs therapy because he's unable to move on and got attached to someone he's never met and never will meet and can't move on and admit he got dumped.
>>11960987,1653 I tried therapy and they just say "move on brah' or "distract yourself when you start thinking bad things brah" literally nothing helps and my first suicide aattempt was after 4 months of SSRis
hoiw the ufck am I supposed to moveo n when I lose one of my only two friends nobody will ever undetrstand me like they did
literally wh wy would they say such cruel things
>>11960987,1654 lmao the rapists probably talk behind you're back and get paid for it to lol fukin loser
>>11960987,1657 what rapists
JSUT FUCKING KILL ME HOLYH SHIT
hello do any lolis want friend
>>11960987,1660 yes please!
>>11960987,1661 cool add me
>>11960987,1662 how?
>tfw someone who offered to talk to you about your problems turned out to be someone that blocked you and hurt your feelings and the reason has nothign to do with any of this. Time to die
>>11960987,1664 Yo ucan emailme hayysuz@gmail.com
>>11960987,1665 Subhuman detected, threat level: 9.
>>11960987,1664 Maybe its because you're such a self-centered whiner.
>>11960987,1664 i know that feel, he promised to be my new friend to replace my old friend who stopped messaging me but he cut contact after 2 days
Maybe the next time you autists have a friend you don't want to lose you should work harder to keep them.
I just want yo uback
>>11960987,1670 And I just want you to fuck off, but that's probably not going to happen either.
>>11960987,1671 I will fuck off if they come back to me
>>11960987,1672 I doubt it.
>>11960987,1673 qhy?
>>11960987,1674 You know why you fucking freak.
>>11960987,1675 i odin't know why and I'm not a freak
dont' leave me behind
why are you posting all of this here?
>>11960987,1678 Because he's too selfish and idiotic to realize this is why that person left him and he things that doing it more will guilt them into coming back. He also thinks we care and don't just want him to shut up.
>>11960987,1678 His parents didn't raise him correctly.
>>11960987,1679 they literally have noi dea I,m posting here how would I guilt them
>>11960987,1681 Fucking kill yourself.
>>11960987,1682 trying to kill msyelf is what got me in this mess
>>11960987,1683 Succeed this time and it won't matter anymore, faggot.
>>11960987,1681 then theres literally no reason to cry about it here
>>11960987,1685 I need to put my feelings out thaere
feek wbhen any email no matter how sincere will get ignored and i will have no iodea what their reaction to it was
>>11960987,1686 No you just want to be an annoying autistic retard.
>>11960987,1688 sigh nobody understands
>>11960987,1686 no you don't do write a postsecret or some shit. you are literally as bad as monstergirl posters. move the fuck on. P.S. If he's smart at all, he's blocked your emails because he's done with your shit too.
>>11960987,1690 a what? and I yhaven't sent them an email in months since i know what the result would be and it feels bad be ignored
>>11960987,1691 http://postsecret.com/ Faggot If you hate being ignored why post here? Go bitch on /adv/ or /r9k/ or wizardchan where they feel the same because they have no life.
>>11960987,1692 what the heck is that tumblr bullshit
>>11960987,1693 Tumblr would also be a good fit for your shitty feelings. Also that's wordpress
>>11960987,1694 sorr yI'm not that far gone
>>11960987,1692 this is great i love reading about other people suffering
why am i so good at cs? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNEhBmeWmYw please like and sub
>>11960987,1692 >/adv/ or /r9k/ or wizardchan this place is the combination of those three, idiot
>>11960987,1697 hey not actually siz, what anime should I watch? the ones i'm watching aren't doing for me. it has to be something that's done so i can just marathon
>>11960987,1697 I used to study cs why am I so wrhbtless and retarded...?
>>11960987,1697 wow you are a cal o pro
>>11960987,1699 what kind of anime do you like
>>11960987,1702 most anime. it's just i'm not hooked by what i'm watching.
HOLY FUCK KUILL ME ALREADY
tfw remembering stuff your freidn said that was even worse holy shit killm e
message me please
Hai. UK, 16(y/o) Male here. c: I'm a depressed emo/scene, and I listen to Disturbed, Simple Plan, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Slipknot, Skillet, Evanescence, etc. I am looking for a serious relationship with an (emo/scene or Asian) female under 18 (You don't have to be pretty ^.^). (I'm not here for nudes). I'm going to ask for a live pic, so no fakers, please. I want someone who will make me cry in a good way. Make me feel an attachment. Tell me beautiful things. /.\ I want her to live for me completely. <3 I really prefer "clingy" over the "whatever" attitude. I like obsessive, clingy, overly attached, shy, desperate, jealous, and romantic girls. Someone who'd only love and fangirl over me, someone who'd be my hope. <3 (I hate boyband/singer fangirls). cx If there's anything I have to say about an appearance: I like skinny girls with long hair. I am a really good catch if you are looking for an extremely committed, and overly-attached relationship, and by that I mean: When I love, I love a lot. A girl as dedicated as me is my only fantasy <3. My plan here is to get to know someone, fall in love, date online, meet when we're older, move in together, get married, have kids, and love each other until we die in each other's arms. <3 You have to be willing to sacrifice absolutely everything for me, and dedicate yourself to me completely. You must have no limits. (I will do the same.) If you're interested in getting to know each other or at least giving it a chance, Kik: Nighva4 I probably won't reply straight away, since my phone is charging currently. x; I'll reply in like 20 minutes though, I pwomise! ^_^ Please let me know you're interested when you message me, and give me all of your attention once I do. cx (I'm not looking for friends). Please don't message me unless you're emo/scene or Asian, and I promise to treat you right and love you until the end. You have to be completely affectionate with me to show a good impression. No snobs. <3 SEND A PHOTO OF YOURSELF >w< I'm extremely obsessive. Just warning you. c:
Trans lesbian love. When 2 transexuals mtf and mtf can be in a supporting, caring and nurturing relationship. It exsists. I am seeking it. To fall in love and have a meaningful relationship, and live together. A little about me; caucasian, experienced and fully equipped cross dresser. Cute, sexy and sassy, very feminine, very passable. Intelligent, college education, healthy. Late 30s. I am just getting out of a long term relationship, and want to take this slow. What I am looking for, similar passable, feminine, healthy, fun loving cross dresser. You should be intelligent, witty, loyal and honest, and similar age group. I am not getting into trading pics. If you peak my interest we can meet for coffee in boring boy mode a few times and see if we are on the same page. I doubt I will get any response to this posting, but I have to stay positive. There has to be someone out there seeking the same thing. To be taken seriously, write a little about yourself, likes dislikes, traits. I took some thought and effort into this posting, please do the same when you respond. 1 liners and nasty cock pics get deleted so don't waste your time or mine. Panty jerkers and hairy Marys don't even bother. Good luck, I hope you find what you are looking for.
>>11960987,1668 LOL (love our lord)
>>11960987,1709 >Panty jerkers and hairy Marys Someone want to save me the pain of Googling this?
>>11960987,1709 lol braindead mentally ill gayboi thinks a college education makes him intelligent
>>11960987,1711 Hairy women and dudes who wear panties.
>>11960987,1709 >If you peak my interest *pique my interest
I think I'm getting fat but I don't care Is this enlightenment?
>>11960987,1715 No, the opposite. Sound body, sound mind.
>>11960987,1716 Can you give me any tips on how to make my life easier as a fat person?
>>11960987,1717 Lose weight. The easiest way to eat healthily is to only buy healthy food.
>>11960987,1718 I dont want to. From your experience as an overweight person can you tell me how to make my life easier as a heavy person? You know like wiping a certain way or walking a certain way
>>11960987,1719 Sometimes my thighs rub together when I walk
>>11960987,1719 From my experience as a previously overweight person, my advice to you is to lose weight.
>>11960987,1718 This. If you don't buy much food you can't eat much food and you'll have to walk to the store to get more. Same works for quitting smoking
>>11960987,1720 Sometimes? Mine do it all the time.
Does anyone know the name of those candies that are kinda chewy and they're colorful and flat and round. I thought they were sweet tarts but they're not and I've made a huge mistake now.
Kill all queers.
>>11960987,1724 Girl shake that laffy taffy that laffy taffy girl shake that laffy taffy
>>11960987,1725 Starting with you. #gamergate #rekt #pwned #BOSSownage
>>11960987,1726 No, they're round and round and about two quarters thick.
I figured it out. They're sprees.
>>11960987,1729 :D
>>11960987,1725 Who is this new tripfag?
message... me... please...
nobody understands...
>>11960987,1733 stfu stop ruining my thread!!
>>11960987,1732 >>12682576
>>11960987,1735 fuck you...
I can barely get out of bed
gets me everytime classic teenbro :^) http://gyazo.com/8c25fbefcc5d6d466fb1ea370a3fbffd
>>11960987,1709 >I am not getting into trading pics. Yeah thats cause your ugly
>>11960987,1739 holy FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>11960987,1738 Why don't you post the reply where you sent a picture of your dick timestamped :^)
what does warosu think of my new bot in irc http://puu.sh/cNC4A.png
>>11960987,1742 what a fucking mess IRC is literal ass
>>11960987,1743 why didnt you answer my question...
>>11960987,1742 why is your client so ugly. it looks like a shitty rave.
>>11960987,1745 because i never spent time actually changing it it was hurting my eyes one day when i was tired so i just made it all black
>>11960987,1746 mIRC at least looks like a computer program instead of terminal + colors and assuming your bot just searches for "siz" that's not really that fancy.
>>11960987,1747 theres nothing wrong with my client, i just edited and made it ugly by making it dark. it looked nicer default but it hurt my eyes. it searches for other things too and it has a lot of other commands you dweeb http://puu.sh/cNDiY.png
NEEEEEEEERD
>>11960987,1749 who you callin a nerd, you nerd?
>>11960987,1748 That wouldn't look good in day mode either. And nice job showcasing a bot by using one function then sperging out when I say it only does one thing.
>>11960987,1751 it looked fine in light grey honestly, a lot of people use hexchat do you even know what sperging means or are you just saying random words
have you ntred me with another friend
>>11960987,1753 Several times now.
>>11960987,1754 please no
>>11960987,1753 He laughs at this thread with his boyfriend
please... i need your messages...
>>11960987,1757 I hope you get aids and die
>>11960987,1758 shut up
>>11960987,1759 Subhuman.
https://img.4plebs.org/boards/tv/image/1415/79/1415797178376.jpg
>>11960987,1116 sent