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Have you ever befriended someone from /jp/?

>> No.11960973

No, and I don't intend to.

>> No.11960974

Yes, it was ur mum lol!

>> No.11960975

Yes, but then he quit /jp/, we stopped talking, and I forgot he existed for two or so years until you made this post and reminded me of him.

>> No.11960980

David why don't you return my phone calls...

>> No.11960981

Every one of them ended up being a crossboarding reddit browser with a facebook so I dropped contact.

>> No.11960983

>>11960981
I know how you feel. None of them have been cute enough either, they all end up disappointing me and betraying all my expectations.

>> No.11960987

Everyone on /jp/ is my friend.

>> No.11960987,1 [INTERNAL] 

i miss you...

>> No.11960987,2 [INTERNAL] 

I miss you too

>> No.11960987,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,2
but you hardly talk to me anymore

>> No.11960987,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,3
You too... I just don't know what to say

>> No.11960987,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,4
I'm sorry.

>> No.11960987,6 [INTERNAL] 

Don't leave me

>> No.11960987,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,6
I'm not a good friend...

>> No.11960987,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,7
I don't know if this is a good time or not but...

I love you. I'm sorry... But don't leave me...

>> No.11960987,9 [INTERNAL] 

LMAO get a LOAD of these two gaywads

>> No.11960987,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,8
shut the FUCK up you god damn sissy faggot

>> No.11960987,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,8
I don't even know if you're him...
You're probably not him but if you are, please just send me a message. I don't think our relationship is working out...

>> No.11960987,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,11
I don't even know what to say anymore... please message me...

>> No.11960987,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,12
I'm sorry but I don't think I want to talk after all...

>> No.11960987,14 [INTERNAL] 

holy fucking DOG

>> No.11960987,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,12
I don't think I'm who you think I am. The way your acting is similar to how I would act but I don't think he feels that way about me.I'd send you a message but I know you're not him and I'm afraid of letting him know how I feel. Sorry...

>> No.11960987,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,15
Give it a try. I just don't care about anything anymore... Don't you feel that way too?

>> No.11960987,17 [INTERNAL] 

Sanae wakes up in Konoha and decides to start a new life when she can't find her way back to Gensokyo. But when ninja start looking for her, It's up to Naruto and his friends to help Sanae get back to the world she came from.

>> No.11960987,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,16
I'm sorry, I need some time to think.
My feelings aren't as strong anymore ever since we stopped talking. It made me realize that it was probably just wishful thinking on my part.I don't even know how I feel anymore.

>> No.11960987,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>feel when I made my best friends through /jp/

I think I got lucky? I guess in the end I owe /jp/ a lot regardless.

>> No.11960987,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>feelio whenlio no bar friend

>> No.11960987,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>feel when no /gaypee/ friends because I'm not a fucking weeaboo nerd

>> No.11960987,22 [INTERNAL] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZCX3CjX4rk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZCX3CjX4rk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZCX3CjX4rk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZCX3CjX4rk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZCX3CjX4rk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZCX3CjX4rk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZCX3CjX4rk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZCX3CjX4rk

>> No.11960987,23 [INTERNAL] 

I wonder if I'll be able to get a loli friend again this year. Last year was loads of fun.

>> No.11960987,24 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,23
I'll be your friend! :D

Send me an email. :)

>> No.11960987,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,24
I think you are lying.

>> No.11960987,26 [INTERNAL] 

...

>> No.11960987,27 [INTERNAL] 

please message me

>> No.11960987,28 [INTERNAL] 

pay attention to me...

>> No.11960987,29 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,27
No, you msg me

>> No.11960987,30 [INTERNAL] 

it's sad when you know he's there but you don't talk anymore. i'm probably being unreasonable since i want him to be the one who messages me.
i guess i can't help but feel that he isn't interested in being friends anymore... but maybe he feels the sameway.

>> No.11960987,31 [INTERNAL] 

[i]*sighs really hard*

(I hope someone invites me to the /jp/ meat-up.....)

>> No.11960987,32 [INTERNAL] 

Does anyone want to be my friend?

>> No.11960987,33 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,32
Sure lets play games together ^_^ gayming with the w-bros! >:D

>> No.11960987,34 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,33
.....um... are you making fun of me?

>> No.11960987,35 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,34
No

>> No.11960987,36 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,32
I want a friend with benefits...

>> No.11960987,37 [INTERNAL] 

I want a /jp/ boyfriend...

>> No.11960987,38 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,37
That's gay, dude.

>> No.11960987,39 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,38
love isn't gay

>> No.11960987,40 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,39
It is when your a homo lol

>> No.11960987,41 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,40
holy fucvk

>> No.11960987,42 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,37
Wanna date

>> No.11960987,43 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,38
I had a /jp/ friend once and he was my only friend. He told me I was too clingy and that I wasn't looking for a friend but a boyfriend. I guess it was true since I really just enjoyed talking to him. He just disappeared after telling me that though...

>> No.11960987,44 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,43
Wanna date

>> No.11960987,45 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,43
I can talk to you if you're a girl.

>> No.11960987,46 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,44
I think we have to get to know each other better before we can date...

>>11960987,45
I'm not a girl.

>> No.11960987,47 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,46
Siz?

>> No.11960987,48 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,47
no

>> No.11960987,49 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,48
But how does one be a W retard without being Sizzy?

>> No.11960987,50 [INTERNAL] 

please send me a message...

>> No.11960987,51 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,50
sent

>> No.11960987,52 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,51
i didn't receive a message...

>> No.11960987,53 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,52
resent

>> No.11960987,54 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,53

thanks I'll stop posting forever now

>> No.11960987,55 [INTERNAL] 

please just send me a message... it hurts...

>> No.11960987,56 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,55
Address?

>> No.11960987,57 [INTERNAL] 

had a /jp/boy on steam
dude was a friggin nerd always talking about france and fountain pens, he called me "very cute"
pretty sure when i removed him he deleted his account LOL

>> No.11960987,58 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,56
you already have it...

>> No.11960987,59 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,58
Post it again if you want your reply.

>> No.11960987,60 [INTERNAL] 

My /jp/ friend who stopped talking to me sent me a message and linked me to this thread even though I didn't even post in this thread. Thanks!!

>> No.11960987,61 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,57
Hey I think I knww someone like that when I had steam. He added me when I started speaking french with someone else. He was a huge attention whore though, with over 200 friends so I doubt he really misses you.

>> No.11960987,62 [INTERNAL] 

when is he going to send me a message...

>> No.11960987,63 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,62
WHO
HOLY SHIT JUST SAY THE NAME

also
>this thread
>suddenly I'm checking all my emails and shit to check if someone messaged me
>:(

>> No.11960987,64 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,63
Your post made me check my own e-mails. I've got into a couple of ones and I have a ton of qt trap replies. Let's see if they reply to my replies sent years later!

>> No.11960987,65 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,64
You bastard....

Sigh....

>> No.11960987,66 [INTERNAL] 

get out normalshits

>> No.11960987,67 [INTERNAL] 

PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE... WHY DID YOU EVEN TREAT ME SO NICELY IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO PRETEND I DON'T EXIST ANYMORE. PLEASE JUST SEND ME A MESSAGE. I LOVE YOU. . . PLEASE...

>> No.11960987,68 [INTERNAL] 

If I don't have creepy clingy /jp/ friends does that mean I'm the creepy clingy /jp/ friend??

>> No.11960987,69 [INTERNAL] 

please...

>> No.11960987,70 [INTERNAL] 

Never try to befriend someone from /jp/.
They're all extremely creepy and become overly obsessed with you.

>> No.11960987,71 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,70
please just talk to me again... im sorry. i can't go on like this like any longer... it hurts... please...

>> No.11960987,72 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,71
post his email so we can raid him
no1 hurts my w-bros and gets away w/ it

>> No.11960987,73 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,72
erio_turtles@yahoo.com

>> No.11960987,74 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,73
watch out, hes got the fastest car in /ghost/.

>> No.11960987,75 [INTERNAL] 

please...

>> No.11960987,76 [INTERNAL] 

please...

>> No.11960987,77 [INTERNAL] 

please talk to me...

>> No.11960987,78 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,77
*talks to you*

>> No.11960987,79 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,77
>>11960987,78

Ok


*poops a little*

>> No.11960987,80 [INTERNAL] 

please send me a message...

>> No.11960987,81 [INTERNAL] 

why don't you talk to me anymore...

>> No.11960987,82 [INTERNAL] 

Have you ever FUCKD someone from /jp/?

>> No.11960987,83 [INTERNAL] 

please... i'm still waiting...

>> No.11960987,84 [INTERNAL] 

i met my gf on the jaypee

>> No.11960987,85 [INTERNAL] 

why won't you send me a message...

>> No.11960987,86 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,85
post ur email d00d ill send u 1ne

>> No.11960987,87 [INTERNAL] 

any friend will do...

>> No.11960987,88 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,86
i don't want you... i need him...

>> No.11960987,89 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,88
What if I'm him

>> No.11960987,90 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,89
you already know how to contact me

>> No.11960987,91 [INTERNAL] 

...

>> No.11960987,92 [INTERNAL] 

please,,,

>> No.11960987,93 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,90
Sorry, I've lost you contact info, had to format my drive. Call you tell me it again?

>> No.11960987,94 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,93
we still see each other everyday...

>> No.11960987,95 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,94
lol, normie

>> No.11960987,96 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,95
online...

>> No.11960987,97 [INTERNAL] 

he finally sent me a message...

>> No.11960987,98 [INTERNAL] 

I want a /jp/ boyfriend so badly.

>> No.11960987,99 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,98
trust me fag you don't

>> No.11960987,100 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,97
That's funny, I was completely convinced you were someone I know last night and was going to send them a message but put it off.

>> No.11960987,101 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,98
Wanna date

>> No.11960987,102 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,101
YES

>> No.11960987,103 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,102
Okay

>> No.11960987,104 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,100
>them
huh

>> No.11960987,105 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,103
Hello?

>> No.11960987,106 [INTERNAL] 

Hi

>> No.11960987,107 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,106
>>11960987,105

>> No.11960987,108 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,107
are we dating?

>> No.11960987,109 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,108
Yes

>> No.11960987,110 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,109
do you love me?

>> No.11960987,111 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,110
Sure, but only if you love me too

>> No.11960987,112 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,111
I love you!

>> No.11960987,113 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,112
Okay I love you too

>> No.11960987,114 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,113
I'm so happy.

>> No.11960987,115 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,114
Me too

>> No.11960987,116 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,114
Hi

>> No.11960987,117 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,114
Hello I love you

>> No.11960987,118 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,117
Won't you tell me your name?

>> No.11960987,119 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,118
jeremiah

>> No.11960987,120 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,118
Let me jump in ur game

>> No.11960987,121 [INTERNAL] 

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>> No.11960987,122 [INTERNAL] 

I don't even know what socialization is

>> No.11960987,123 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,122
That's what you're doing right now, retard.

>> No.11960987,124 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,123
>reading letters on a screen
>socialization

lmfao

>> No.11960987,125 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,124
Does that mean I can admit to having a Facebook and Twitter account now? :-)

>> No.11960987,126 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,124
You're doing it now, you autistic fag.

>> No.11960987,127 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,125
It means that you can admit that you want to suck my cock, faggot.

>> No.11960987,128 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,126
I'm sorry that you deluded yourself into thinking that, but this place is the antithesis of socialization.

>> No.11960987,129 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,127
Not him, but I want to suck your cock.

>> No.11960987,130 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,128
You're a normalfag if you write something for others to see. Even on W.

>> No.11960987,131 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,129
You can only suck the cocks of people you truly love.

>> No.11960987,132 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,131
Don't tell me what to do, I suck random cocks every weekend.

>> No.11960987,133 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,131
That's gay.

>> No.11960987,134 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,132
how

>> No.11960987,135 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,134
I go to a special club.

>> No.11960987,136 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,135
can i get an invitation?

>> No.11960987,137 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,136
No, just google your local gay club or sauna and go there.

>> No.11960987,138 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,137
thats friggin gross nevermind dude

>> No.11960987,139 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,138
It's only gross before you go there for the first time.

>> No.11960987,140 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,139
Homosexuality is always gross; purge the filthy queers.

>> No.11960987,141 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,140
Didn't you want to suck cocks a few posts earlier?

>> No.11960987,142 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,141
I always want to suck dicks but don't do it cuz not a FAG lmao

>> No.11960987,143 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,142
please stop making me look bad with your normalfag punctuation and capitalization

>> No.11960987,144 [INTERNAL] 

I miss my /jp/ friend, I don't even know why we stopped talking.

>> No.11960987,145 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,144
Tell us about your /jp/ friend.

>> No.11960987,146 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,145
I don't really know much about him to be honest. He always seemed really secretive. I enjoyed talking to him though.

>> No.11960987,147 [INTERNAL] 

rate my online girlfriend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPTiPxmbh88

>> No.11960987,148 [INTERNAL] 

no, rate my girlfriend


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As8c4IxgsyE

>> No.11960987,149 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,146
What did you talk about?

>> No.11960987,150 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,148
look at all those bronies in comment section

>> No.11960987,151 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,149
that's private!

>> No.11960987,152 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,151
Erotic roleplay?

>> No.11960987,153 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,151
alot of loyalty for a /jp/boy...

>> No.11960987,154 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,152
no

>>11960987,153
What do you mean?

>> No.11960987,155 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,154
I think he's trying to say that you're a big guy.

>> No.11960987,156 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,146
How long ago did you stop talking to your /jp/ friend?

>> No.11960987,157 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,156
I don't really remember but it's probably 2 months ?

>> No.11960987,158 [INTERNAL] 

What should I do if my /jp/ friend is playing games with other people?

>> No.11960987,159 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,158
Punch him in the face.

>> No.11960987,160 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,158
>>11960987,158
suck his cock

>> No.11960987,161 [INTERNAL] 

i had sex with a girl i met on the jay once

we are dating now

>> No.11960987,162 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,161
Was she underage?

>> No.11960987,163 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,161
hahah hell yeah man! :D
nothing like smelly NEET pussy!! (meme)

>> No.11960987,164 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,163
What's wrong with memes?

>> No.11960987,165 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,161
fuck off brad

>> No.11960987,166 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,165
fuck off bord

>> No.11960987,167 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,162
no, she was 19

>>11960987,163
mad

>>11960987,165
not brad

>> No.11960987,168 [INTERNAL] 

How do I get /jp/ friends?

>> No.11960987,169 [INTERNAL] 

Are you good at sucking dick?

>> No.11960987,170 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,169
whats a dick

>> No.11960987,171 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,170
8=====>

>> No.11960987,172 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,167
is this what they call a "'jimmy rustler"'?

>> No.11960987,173 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,172
still mad

>> No.11960987,174 [INTERNAL] 

does anyone want to be my friend? im a part time NEET

>> No.11960987,175 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,174
only if you're a friend virgin

>> No.11960987,176 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,175
i am

>> No.11960987,177 [INTERNAL] 

No, I made it a policy to never talk to people from 4chan off-site a long time ago. Every single time you see someone that uses 4chan not on 4chan they're always the biggest fucking degenerate. I imagine every single one of you as one of those convention going shitters.

>> No.11960987,178 [INTERNAL] 

how come /jp/ is so gay

>> No.11960987,179 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,177
we should form a bike gang and go fr*g up some normalshits

>> No.11960987,180 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,174
im a full time neet
Wanna date

>> No.11960987,181 [INTERNAL] 

I want a /jp/ friend too...

>> No.11960987,182 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,181
shut the fuck up

>> No.11960987,183 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,181
asl

>> No.11960987,184 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,183
22 f uk

>> No.11960987,185 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,184
>f
no thanks

>> No.11960987,186 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,185
u gay mejt?

>> No.11960987,187 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,183
22 m BR

>> No.11960987,188 [INTERNAL] 

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>> No.11960987,189 [INTERNAL] 

this thread hurts

>> No.11960987,190 [INTERNAL] 

In the grim darkness of the 21st century there is only that feel when no 2d gf

>> No.11960987,191 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,189
hurts your dick?

>> No.11960987,192 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,191
my feelinga

>> No.11960987,193 [INTERNAL] 

I want a /jp/ girlfriend!

>> No.11960987,194 [INTERNAL] 

I have dreams about my ex-/jp/friend

>> No.11960987,195 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,194
who is he

>> No.11960987,196 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,177
I unironically went to AWA. I even hit on an underage Touhou cosplayer. You've got to understand your enemy before you can win a war.

>> No.11960987,197 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,193
Can I be your /jp/ girlfriend?

>> No.11960987,198 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,197
Sure, what's your preferred method of contact?

>> No.11960987,199 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,198
Warosu is fine by me.

>> No.11960987,200 [INTERNAL] 

I have a bigger dick than him, you should go for me

>> No.11960987,201 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,200
I'm not like that.....

>> No.11960987,202 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,201
Ya like 'em small cracka?

>> No.11960987,203 [INTERNAL] 

you can talk to me now

>> No.11960987,204 [INTERNAL] 

(sigh...)

>> No.11960987,205 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,199
Are you an exhibitionist? I was thinking of somewhere more private.

>> No.11960987,206 [INTERNAL] 

i'm dieing of lonliness :'(

>> No.11960987,207 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,205
Where do you want to go then?

>> No.11960987,208 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,207
under the mistletoe

>> No.11960987,209 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,202
It's got nothing to do with that...

>>11960987,205
More private how?

>> No.11960987,210 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,205
Relationships are built on 1-on-1 interactions and doing things together that you wouldn't do with other people around. That's what makes them special. Are you the person the one that asked me to decide? I'll just call you, what's your phone number?

>> No.11960987,211 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,145
>>11960987,145
>>11960987,149
>>11960987,156
you asked for a reason
I know it's pretty selfish of me to want you to talk to me first even though I'm the one who wants to talk to you again.
sorry

>> No.11960987,212 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,211
were you the whiny fag crying like a bitch on the t's board all the fucking time since some brazilian was avoiding your needy ass????

>> No.11960987,213 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,211
I thought you said you got back in touch with them.

>> No.11960987,214 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,212
I think that's siztra.

>> No.11960987,215 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,212
You mean Sizzle-tan?

>> No.11960987,216 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,212
not me

>>11960987,213
not me

>> No.11960987,217 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,209
Private as in just the two of us.

>> No.11960987,218 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,212
>tfw purin will never date me
i just want a perfect /jp/ boyfriend....

>> No.11960987,219 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,213
Do you hate me?

>> No.11960987,220 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,211
I only asked because it's interesting to know about this stuff.

>> No.11960987,221 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,220
Thanks for clearing that up, I guess.
It was probably dumb of me to get my hopes up.

>> No.11960987,222 [INTERNAL] 

I have an internet friend that also goes on /jp/, but I didn't meet him on /jp/.

>> No.11960987,223 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,222
Pretty epic, did you meet him in the /jp/ steam group? ;)

>> No.11960987,224 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,223
>/jp/ steam group
heh look at this, gets me everytime
http://www.last.fm/group/%2Fjp%2F
(read the comments loooool)

>> No.11960987,225 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,224
all those subhuman newshitters. it's time for Grand Jew to ban touhou and rename the board to something non japanese related, then we'll see who the real /jp/ers are and who the disgusting poser weebs are

>> No.11960987,226 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,224
sounds like warosu

>> No.11960987,227 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,223
>>11960987,224
fuck off with your social networks

>> No.11960987,228 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,224
>Pedo Creeps: NOT ALLOWED
someone flood lolicore

>> No.11960987,229 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,228
I've always wondered, do people actually listen to lolicore?

>> No.11960987,230 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,229
I listen to goreshit once in a while

>> No.11960987,231 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,229
Lolicore is as real as noise.

>> No.11960987,232 [INTERNAL] 

I want to know more about /jp/ friends and watching them get back together, please don't slide this thread...

>> No.11960987,233 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,232
Bump

>> No.11960987,234 [INTERNAL] 

>tfw I still listen to trance and nightcore

pls forgib

>> No.11960987,235 [INTERNAL] 

how do you even keep in contact with your /jp/ friends? skype is for normies and emails is just dumb

>> No.11960987,236 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,235
Friends are for normies. Kill yourself poser.

>> No.11960987,237 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,236
st*u

>> No.11960987,238 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,237
How about I shut your mouth with my dick? HUH?

>> No.11960987,239 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,238
stfu

>> No.11960987,240 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,239
Fuck off?!?

>> No.11960987,241 [INTERNAL] 

Please don't ruin this thread.

>> No.11960987,242 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,241
* DON'T * tell me what to do.

>> No.11960987,243 [INTERNAL] 

When?

>> No.11960987,244 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,239
YOU SHUT THE FUCC UP

>> No.11960987,245 [INTERNAL] 

I miss you

>> No.11960987,246 [INTERNAL] 

I wish making friends was as easy as these threads made it out to be

"Everyone I've talked to from 4chan is a stupid normalfag waaaah!"

I'm no normalfag, I've been in a psychiatric ward and everything. And I've been using this site since before 2006, which means I definitely know what's hip. So I post my details once in a while. Do I EVER get adds from you supposed 'high-quality chanposter' fuckers? Of course not. I get nothing, save for the occasional shit crosslurker that does end up adding me only to start conversation with a meme.

I hate that for the past several years, the only way to make friends has to be through Omegle or Twitter. Because you guys are too gay. I'm lonely and it's killing me!

>> No.11960987,247 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,246
The only ``/jp/er'' I know of that has been in your situation is 2kike. Maybe that's why people avoid you.

>> No.11960987,248 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,246
Weird, I have actually been to a psych ward and have been browsing 4chan since 2006. If you're a loli let's be friends.

>> No.11960987,249 [INTERNAL] 

I was in a psych ward when I was a child does that count do you guys want to be my friends

>> No.11960987,250 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,246
cant just say
>I'm no normalfag
followed by
>I've been in a psychiatric ward

>> No.11960987,251 [INTERNAL] 

Please talk to me again.

>> No.11960987,252 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,251
You're a faggot.

>> No.11960987,253 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,252
I'm sorry.

>> No.11960987,254 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,250
What? Do you think going to a psych ward is what normals do?

>> No.11960987,255 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,254
yes

>> No.11960987,256 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,246
How can I contact you?

>> No.11960987,257 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,256
Do what I do. Search through archives and add everybody who's posted contact info until you strike gold. I posted my Skype a few times on /jp in the last year so you can start looking there

>> No.11960987,258 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,257
>Skype
Yeah, nevermind

>> No.11960987,259 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,258
You're one of those insane people I keep seeing that shun instant messaging clients in favor of ancient shit like e-mail? Ohh you're way too cool! But not as cool as me. See, I lied. I only talk to online people through snail mail. Don't use mainstream postal services either. I do it the old fashioned way, by tying the letters to a pigeon. Get fucked.

>> No.11960987,260 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,259
I like emails because I'm no good at conversations... i usually end up not replying and running away when i dont know how to reply

>> No.11960987,261 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,259
queerest shit i've read all month

>> No.11960987,262 [INTERNAL] 

Sometimes I wonder why I don't have friends. Is there something wrong with us?

On the internet the only people I ever really like are the ones that are way out there and mildly autistic that ramble for hours.

>> No.11960987,263 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,262
maybe its because we hate ourselves. usually when you hate something you dont want to be around it right? so you think nobody wants to be around you....................

>> No.11960987,264 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,262
I haven't ever really had a friend that I didn't spend time with just to scratch the social itch. If you're looking for a person to fulfill you a friend or a romantic partner will never do that.

But, once I realized that I had already become so very adept and functioning on my own and now I just don't need the company. I like the internet because it allows me to brush up on my communicative skills without necessitating the forming of any sort of real social bonds. I can post intelligently in one stroke while making a shitty thread full of barely intelligible English in the next.

Can't do that shit in reality.

>> No.11960987,265 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,264
btw im a girl o.O

>> No.11960987,266 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,265
So what?

>> No.11960987,267 [INTERNAL] 

...

>> No.11960987,268 [INTERNAL] 

[i](Sigh.........)

>> No.11960987,269 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,268
Wanna date

>> No.11960987,270 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,269
No, queermo

>> No.11960987,271 [INTERNAL] 

If I put warosu in tags on omegle would I find a friend/cute boy?

>> No.11960987,272 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,271
Stop bumping this thread asshole.

>> No.11960987,273 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,271
Wanna date

>> No.11960987,274 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,273
Sure, are you cute?

>> No.11960987,275 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,274
Yeah

>> No.11960987,276 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,275
Sorry I'm having second thoughts

>> No.11960987,277 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,276
Damn........................

>> No.11960987,278 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,276
don't be nervous I'm not that cute >>/data/jp/img/0117/45/1388115161234.jpg

>> No.11960987,279 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,278
>>/data/jp/img/0118/19/1390177262691.jpg

>> No.11960987,280 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,278
Who the fk is this

>> No.11960987,281 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,271
no one is on

>> No.11960987,282 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,280
Josh after the accident

>> No.11960987,283 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,272
Why? I hope this thread reminds him of me when he sees it...

>> No.11960987,284 [INTERNAL] 

I miss you so much

>> No.11960987,285 [INTERNAL] 

...

>> No.11960987,286 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,284
I miss you too

>> No.11960987,287 [INTERNAL] 

...

>> No.11960987,288 [INTERNAL] 

Anyone wants to be my sex slave gay boyfriend??

>> No.11960987,289 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,288
I would love to be your gay sex slave. Please wreck my anus.

>> No.11960987,290 [INTERNAL] 

.........

>> No.11960987,291 [INTERNAL] 

...

>> No.11960987,292 [INTERNAL] 

..

>> No.11960987,293 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,292
Wanna date maybe?

>> No.11960987,294 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,293
you're not the one i need...

>> No.11960987,295 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,294
And who is it?

>> No.11960987,296 [INTERNAL] 

        Shitty thread Wasshoi!!
     \\ Shitty thread Wasshoi! //
 +   + \\Shitty thread Wasshoi!/+
        ∬ ∬    ∬ ∬    ∬ ∬  +
   +     人      人      人     +
         (_)    (_)    (__)
  +    (__)   (__)   (__)     +
.   +   ( __ )  ( __ )  ( __ )  +
      ( ´∀`∩ (´∀`∩) ( ´∀`)
 +  (( (つ   ノ (つ  丿 (つ  つ ))  +
       ヽ  ( ノ  ( ヽノ   ) ) )
       (_)し'  し(_)  (_)_)

>> No.11960987,297 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,295
him

>> No.11960987,298 [INTERNAL] 

...

>> No.11960987,299 [INTERNAL] 

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.11960987,300 [INTERNAL] 

There's currently 12 people posting on Warosu right now. What are the odds that you may know a w-bro IRL without realising it?

>> No.11960987,301 [INTERNAL] 

...

>> No.11960987,302 [INTERNAL] 

check your email

>> No.11960987,303 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,302
please stop making me check all my emails for no reason its sad

>> No.11960987,304 [INTERNAL] 

place sharpie up me boifanny an sit on it
worrami doon

>> No.11960987,305 [INTERNAL] 

my /jp/ friend got a job, enrolled in school, got some friends and last I gathered, possibly even a gf. I haven't heard from him since

good luck I hope you're living the ex-neet dream

>> No.11960987,306 [INTERNAL] 

I miss him so much but he probably doesn't care about me...

>> No.11960987,307 [INTERNAL] 

I'm pretty sure mine died. He lived in a gated community so I haven't been able to check...

>> No.11960987,308 [INTERNAL] 

Check your email.

>> No.11960987,309 [INTERNAL] 

This thread is makin me want to slay.

>> No.11960987,310 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,309
check your email

>> No.11960987,311 [INTERNAL] 

Please, I miss you so much.

>> No.11960987,312 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,311
check your email

>> No.11960987,313 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,311
>>11960987,312
Is this the same person? Are there multiple gaylords seeking their buttbuddies here? This thread is confusing as fuck.

>> No.11960987,314 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,313
check your email

>> No.11960987,315 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,314
I just want my friend back

>> No.11960987,316 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,315
check your email

>> No.11960987,317 [INTERNAL] 

How will I make it through the day without you?

>> No.11960987,318 [INTERNAL] 

How do I make internet friends!?!

I see all these /jp/-people chatting all day with a billion contacts and after I've stalked them all day I hurt like nobody's business. You actually feel really terrible, not the neckbeard sort of ambivalence. I want a Rita.

I am literally figuratively dying of loneliness and I won't be clingy I swea

>> No.11960987,319 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,318
Wanna date

>> No.11960987,320 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,319
Yes!! I thought you'd never ask!

>> No.11960987,321 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,320
Okay, we are dating now

W-Priests please, make it official

>> No.11960987,322 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,321
*makes it official*

>> No.11960987,323 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,322
Thanks, dude

Okay it's official now we are dating

>> No.11960987,324 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,316
there's nothing
i wait everyday but never get anything
i just want us to talk again

>> No.11960987,325 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,324
Just tell his name or post his email dude, it's not like we can do anything. This is getting annoying fo reals

>> No.11960987,326 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,325
I don't wamt to do that because it'll make him angry and hate me.
And if I don't say his name, he won't know it's me for sure and won't find out how pathetic I am...

>> No.11960987,327 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,326
actually i messaged him on steam and were both laughing at how much of a dweeb you are

he even posted all chatlogs of you and lol dude maybe consider suicide

>> No.11960987,328 [INTERNAL] 

How many people on warosu are in personal contact with each other off of this site? It's kind of creepy to think that you're all friends behind my back.

>> No.11960987,329 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,328
You've never gone to a warosu meet up?

>> No.11960987,330 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,329
No. What's it like?

>> No.11960987,331 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,330
BO and cocks with lots of smegma

>> No.11960987,332 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,330
We normally just hit up the club or cruise around town yelling stuff at nerds while we drive past.

>> No.11960987,333 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,331
Actually most of us are circumcised. I know, I know, I was disappointed too.

>> No.11960987,334 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,327
...

>> No.11960987,335 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,328
#warosu

>> No.11960987,336 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,334
He's probably being completely honest and that did really happen. E-friends are fucking dicks dude

>> No.11960987,337 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,336
Anyone on warosu that had something like that would post it immediately.

>> No.11960987,338 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,337
Let's just ask him ourselves then. Hey >>11960987,327 dude can you embarrass this nerd and post those logs laffo

>> No.11960987,339 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,326
>And if I don't say his name, he won't know it's me for sure and won't find out how pathetic I am...
Is your "friend" literally retarded?

>> No.11960987,340 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,339
This thread is literally two unrelated people trying to get in contact with me after they stopped talking to me. Or maybe they were O-Henry-ironically the same person using different personas in different places and he happened to get attached to me twice. Either way, I fly solo now.

╔═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╗
       ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
      ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong lone wolf ~ ~ ~
       ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no man ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
       ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╝

>> No.11960987,341 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,339
I guess I'm the retarded one for thinking that way...

>> No.11960987,342 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,340
post the chatlogs dude

>> No.11960987,343 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,342
What kind of loser keeps chat logs? My time is too valuable to waste it making fun of people. Why am I on warosu, then? Because I'm the janitor.

>> No.11960987,344 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,343
>My time is too valuable to waste it making fun of people.

fuck, that cut deep....

>> No.11960987,345 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,341
I'm into retard moe, want to be my girlfriend?

>> No.11960987,346 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,345
I'm not looking for a relationship...

>> No.11960987,347 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,346
Are you sure you want to turn me down? Is that your final answer?

>> No.11960987,348 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,347
Wanna date

>> No.11960987,349 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,347
Can we just be friends first?

>> No.11960987,350 [INTERNAL] 

...

>> No.11960987,351 [INTERNAL] 

any bfs around?

>> No.11960987,352 [INTERNAL] 

how am i supposed to contact a /jp/

>> No.11960987,353 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,352
post your steam file in here bud

>> No.11960987,354 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,353
go easy on me 友人!

>> No.11960987,355 [INTERNAL] 

Postan muh steamid

>> No.11960987,356 [INTERNAL] 

Lol these losers joined a 4chan group on steam, how pathetic.

>> No.11960987,357 [INTERNAL] 

steam friendlords make me sick

>> No.11960987,358 [INTERNAL] 

...

>> No.11960987,359 [INTERNAL] 

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Loli_Vampire

p-please erp with me jp

>> No.11960987,360 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,354
>>11960987,355
>>11960987,359
Holy fuck

>> No.11960987,361 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,359
Get a bigger SSD you fucking 64GB LOSER.

>> No.11960987,362 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,359
are you really a loli

i really want to have a loli on my steam friends list

i dont have any friends on there

i only want real lolis

>> No.11960987,363 [INTERNAL] 

Hey, there. My name is [redacted] most people on the internet (who know me) call me Ness or Nesu.
I'm into games for quite some time now (I still have my Super Nintendo <3). I'm a huge RPG fan, video game or pen and paper... doesn't matter. :3
Apart from this I very much play every game I think looks interesting and fun.
I'm a proud owner of a PS3 as well. You can find my PSN ID below... if you're so damn curious. :3
If you'd like to add me, feel free to do so - just remember to introduce yourself properly...
~ I will accept requests, but if you can't manage to leave at least a comment on my profile after we've been friends for some days, I'll boot you out of my friends list again. I don't want zombies in my friendlist (don't get me wrong - I like zombies... sometimes). You may add me again, of course... if you'll manage to say something this time.

Some more random stuff/facts about me:
- I used to work in a game store for 2 1/2 years and I'd like to do that again. So right now I'm working on my qualifications to return to this job... better paid of course.
- I've been to university to study English and history.
- I love to read. <3 (favourites: The dark tower by Stephen King and the Hitchhicker's Guide to the galaxy by the one and only Douglas Adams)
- I'm a music nut. I can't go anywhere without music. I don't like everything, of course... but an awful lot. I'm compatible with Progressive Rock, Metal...Industrial, ebm... and even R'n'B. Oh my...! I like variety. <3
- *nyan nyan*
- I actually do like anime and manga.

>> No.11960987,364 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,363
At least I'm better than gay as fuck weebs like this.

(...Kate...)

>> No.11960987,365 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,355
nice epic i like it

>>11960987,359
>>11960987,354
please be a joke. I don't want to believe that these degenerates actually browse the w

>> No.11960987,366 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,365
Heh

EPIC degenerate meme

>> No.11960987,367 [INTERNAL] 

I wish I had a cute online name.

>> No.11960987,368 [INTERNAL] 

What are e girlfriends like? I've never had one. People talk about making them through MMOs often.

>> No.11960987,369 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,368
mine was fat and I don't think she really liked me but was just playing with me. she broke up with me in 2 week

>> No.11960987,370 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,369
Okay cool dude, but how do you fuck

>> No.11960987,371 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,369
Did you e-fuck?

>> No.11960987,372 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,366
Fuck off steamshitter.

>> No.11960987,373 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,370
>>11960987,371
we had phone sex

>> No.11960987,374 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,373
How wet was she?

>> No.11960987,375 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,373
Did you cum?

>> No.11960987,376 [INTERNAL] 

i want to get one of those cute self-loathing tumblr girls with self-esteem issues pregnant and then ditch her and never talk to her ever again. Do you guys think she would abort it or keep it








>> No.11960987,377 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,376
I think you're never going to get anyone pregnant.

>> No.11960987,378 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,374
I don't know...

>>11960987,375
I think I might have faked it and came after. I know it took me a long to cum after she said that she did

>> No.11960987,379 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,377
feel

>> No.11960987,380 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,359
Funny, every time someone posts their steam ID on /jp/ I always look at it and have at least one mutual friend.

Too bad I'm not an erping faggot, if you wanted to talk about manly things such as Muay Thai or reading raw eroge in the snow I would have been your friend.

>> No.11960987,381 [INTERNAL] 

Steam subhumans on the W...

Truly the last bastion is lost.

>> No.11960987,382 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,380
>have at least one mutual friend

So you're a failed normie, huh? Living out the social life you can't have in real life through Steam. Kill yourself back into /a/v/ failed normie

>> No.11960987,383 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,381
Gaymers ruin everything

>> No.11960987,384 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,376
You could get her into drugs so that when she had the cute loli baby you could go to court to take her for yourself and then you'd have a loli gf forever

>> No.11960987,385 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,383
Manchildren ruin everything

>> No.11960987,386 [INTERNAL] 

lol theyre really posting their gay ass game social profiles

>> No.11960987,387 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,386
post the chatlogs homie

>> No.11960987,388 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,387
i dont even have steam i just pirate everything

>> No.11960987,389 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,388
Muh nigga! Keep fighting the good fight.

>> No.11960987,390 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,389
i dont even get why people would buy that shit. lol lets make middle to upper middle class white people richer??? and theyre gay ass nerds? fuck them lol

>> No.11960987,391 [INTERNAL] 

...

>> No.11960987,392 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,362
d-does gothic loli count?..

https://twitter.com/loli_vampire/status/456090096035713024

:3

>> No.11960987,393 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,376
>tumblr
Abort it, most likely.

>> No.11960987,394 [INTERNAL] 

I want to breed with a /jp/...

>> No.11960987,395 [INTERNAL] 

i want to platonic hug with a /jp/

>> No.11960987,396 [INTERNAL] 

I want a platonic /jp/ boyfriend

>> No.11960987,397 [INTERNAL] 

i want a platonic loli friend

>> No.11960987,398 [INTERNAL] 

i want to platonic suck a /jp/sie cock...

>> No.11960987,399 [INTERNAL] 

i want to give a boy a cummy

>> No.11960987,400 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,399
Uh... that's gay!

>> No.11960987,401 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,400
I won't make eye contact!
;)

>> No.11960987,402 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,401
Uh... that's cold!

>> No.11960987,403 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,232
Bump

>> No.11960987,404 [INTERNAL] 

hump

>> No.11960987,405 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,232
Bump

>> No.11960987,406 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,232
Bump

>> No.11960987,407 [INTERNAL] 

idiot......

>> No.11960987,408 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,232
Bump

>> No.11960987,409 [INTERNAL] 

stop bumping this thread...

>> No.11960987,410 [INTERNAL] 

ne1 want 2b my tomodachi?

please...

.................................

I'm so lonely

Help

Help

Help

>> No.11960987,411 [INTERNAL] 

>>OP
test

>> No.11960987,412 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,410
Not if you type like a retard. Try asking on /foolz/, they're more your type.

>> No.11960987,413 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,410
guy friends are for gays

if you were a cute girl id pm

>> No.11960987,414 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,411
L.M.A.O.

>> No.11960987,415 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,414
Fuck off, ignoramus.

>> No.11960987,416 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,412
/foolz/ is down :(((((((

>> No.11960987,417 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,416
You're always welcome here :)

>> No.11960987,418 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,412
it's poetry, dude

don't be mean

>> No.11960987,419 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,410
please..... i m so lonely

>> No.11960987,420 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,9
I kek'd so fucking hard.

>> No.11960987,421 [INTERNAL] 

are u guys really gay or is it just ironic........

>> No.11960987,422 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,421
answer me.... plz...

>> No.11960987,423 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,421

no

>> No.11960987,424 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,421
im pedosexual only

>> No.11960987,425 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,421
i wasn't interested in boys until i browsed /jp/ for at least a year
ive never watched gay porn though, im straight but gay for jp boys (and by that i mean friendless virgin)

>> No.11960987,426 [INTERNAL] 

how 2 make /jp/ friend?

>> No.11960987,427 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,426
get the fuck in here /jp/ friends

http://archive.foolz.us/foolz/thread/1196442

http://archive.foolz.us/foolz/thread/1196442

http://archive.foolz.us/foolz/thread/1196442

>> No.11960987,428 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,427
man that board is garbage what the fuck lmao

>> No.11960987,429 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,427
>foolz
  /\___/\
/ /    ヽ :: \
| (●), 、(●)、 |
|  ,,ノ(、_, )ヽ、,,   |
|   ,;‐=‐ヽ   .:::::|
\  `ニニ´  .:::/      N-NO THANK YOU
/`ー‐--‐‐—´´\
       .n:n    nn
      nf|||    | | |^!n
      f|.| | ∩  ∩|..| |..|
      |: ::  ! }  {! ::: ::|
      ヽ  ,イ   ヽ  :イ

>> No.11960987,430 [INTERNAL] 

hey warosu what's up

>> No.11960987,431 [INTERNAL] 

I want a /jp/ girlfriend!

>> No.11960987,432 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,431
>girls
>on /jp
LaaAaMMMMMMMmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNAOOOAOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.11960987,433 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,431
back off dude she's mine

>> No.11960987,434 [INTERNAL] 

im so lonely it hurts.........

>> No.11960987,435 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,434
are you cute

>> No.11960987,436 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,432
I'm a girl.

>> No.11960987,437 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,436
me too. let me suck your dick plssss

>> No.11960987,438 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,434
>>11960987,435
please respond to my inquiry

>> No.11960987,439 [INTERNAL] 

please send me an email just tell me something about your day anything please i just want words meant for me i'm so lonely

pleasebymyfriendjp@gmail.com

>> No.11960987,440 [INTERNAL] 

http://chrishateswriting.com/
moot wants to become a NEET

>> No.11960987,441 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,440
>While 4chan hasn’t been financially rewarding

Why does he continue to tell this lie?

>> No.11960987,442 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,441
It's like he thinks people won't notice how he is constantly traveling the world

>> No.11960987,443 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,440
what a retard

>> No.11960987,444 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,440
most people work towards being able to "neet"
as in working until they can support doing what they enjoy/are interested in

>> No.11960987,445 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,441
He has to, for consistency.

Those pesky server costs...

>> No.11960987,446 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,440
Moot always seems so strangely optimistic/happy in these blog entries... almost to the point were it feels kind of forced.

>>man I just lost everything career-wise
>>wow the sounds of those birds are so beautiful. The serenity and beauty of this world is so spectacular.

I don't really know what to make of it. He could really be that way, or it could be a PR mask (why does he wear the mask?)

I think he should just pass on ownership of 4chan already. It might relieve some weight off of his shoulders.

>> No.11960987,447 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,446
>>man I just lost everything career-wise

But he didn't lose everything and it wasn't even his money that he lost.

>I think he should just pass on ownership of 4chan already.

Dude...

>> No.11960987,448 [INTERNAL] 

wish i still had a /jp/ friend...

>> No.11960987,449 [INTERNAL] 

>post email
no reply
>email someone
no reply

all the people on omegle with /jp/ tags are mean normies too
got one with warosu tags and he was one of those counter strike kids, told him the game sucked he called me weird and said he had to go

;_;

>> No.11960987,450 [INTERNAL] 

STFU FAGGOTS

>> No.11960987,451 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,449
Why does it matter internet friends are fucking shit

>> No.11960987,452 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,451
no they're not
i met my /jp/ bf online

>> No.11960987,453 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,451
it doesnt matter, just wish to hold a conversation with someone sometimes

>> No.11960987,454 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,453
Post you're email

>> No.11960987,455 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,454
i already did

>> No.11960987,456 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,455
I'll email you tomorrow

>> No.11960987,457 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,456
I.. I don't think I can wait that long~!

>> No.11960987,458 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,457
I need time. I always get really nervous before I press the send button.

>> No.11960987,459 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,458
Take your time, i'm in no hurry...

>> No.11960987,460 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,457
>>11960987,459
hey please stop ignoring me plsplspls

>> No.11960987,461 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,460
I made an email just for you in the post above...

>> No.11960987,462 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,461
but why...i dont understand...

>> No.11960987,463 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,462
because im sad pathetic and lonely

>> No.11960987,464 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,463
i said hi to you please resopnd...

>> No.11960987,465 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,463
I'm going to email you later

>> No.11960987,466 [INTERNAL] 

please....

>> No.11960987,467 [INTERNAL] 

I'll email you after I yo to bed and wake up

>> No.11960987,468 [INTERNAL] 

please. ..

>> No.11960987,469 [INTERNAL] 

go on just ignore me like all the others i dont care anymoree


why do i still feel like crying..

>> No.11960987,470 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,469
STFU U SISSY QUEER

>> No.11960987,471 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,463
Sorry, I couldn't think of anything to talk about so I'm not going to email you yet

>> No.11960987,472 [INTERNAL] 

if i email you, will you stop posting?

>> No.11960987,473 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,472
I would be extremely painful.

>> No.11960987,474 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,471
don't worry i've already found the /jp/boy of my dreams!

>> No.11960987,475 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,449
>email
when did people on this site start actively refusing IM clients? not that it matters, since anyone who uses email over AIM/skype/etc must be a huge fuckin insufferable moron anyway

>> No.11960987,476 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,475
I like emails because I have social anxiety. I don't like IMs because you're expected to reply immediately and I can't think of anything to write back most of the times, at least emails give me time to think of a reply.

>> No.11960987,477 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,475
Why do you use software that doesn't respect your freedom?

>> No.11960987,478 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,477
Open source software is all useless garbage made by fucking retards.

>> No.11960987,479 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,478
lots of people use mysql

>> No.11960987,480 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,478
i am a retard fucker

>> No.11960987,481 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,449
Sounds like you're the mean one if you're going around calling things shit like that. What a weirdo.

>> No.11960987,482 [INTERNAL] 

I need a /jp/ friend

>> No.11960987,483 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,482
I need a loli friend

>> No.11960987,484 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,482
I'm available. Post your e-mail.

>> No.11960987,485 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,484
I don't want a warosu friend

>> No.11960987,486 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,485
I don't post here often.

>> No.11960987,487 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,486
I'm scared of growing attached.

>> No.11960987,488 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,487
He'll just abandon you before that happens anyways.

>> No.11960987,489 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,487
You're never going to get friends if you think like that.

>> No.11960987,490 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,489
tomorrow.......

>> No.11960987,491 [INTERNAL] 

how the fuck do you even make /jp/ friends

>> No.11960987,492 [INTERNAL] 

I FOUND MILKS LEDDIT ACCOUNT

http://www.reddit.com/user/DOL8

http://www.reddit.com/user/DOL8

http://www.reddit.com/user/DOL8

http://www.reddit.com/user/DOL8

http://www.reddit.com/user/DOL8

>> No.11960987,493 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,492

Oh my god milg is so innocent and cute

TIL that 4chan users once convinced 9gag users to DDoS themselves. by Doxepin todayilearned
[–]DOL8 2 points 22 days ago
but at the end of the day 4chan doesn't care, after all its all for "the lolz" no matter the outcome. it wasn't about wining it was to show that 9gag users were just that dumb

>> No.11960987,494 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,491
You exchange email and then suck eachother's cocks, dude.

>> No.11960987,495 [INTERNAL] 

(Neon Genesis Evangelion spoilers) Spike Spencer is just brilliant. - Shinji's rant by ohider1in anime
[–]DOL8 7 points 8 days ago
can anyone explain the ending to me, what is with the "congratulations" thing?

milggggggggggggggg

>> No.11960987,496 [INTERNAL] 

[–]DOL8 11 points 1 month ago
wasn't he in a porno?

mirggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

>> No.11960987,497 [INTERNAL] 

[–]DOL8 1 point 1 month ago
/a/ is a weird and creepy place

Milg is a true /jp/!

>> No.11960987,498 [INTERNAL] 

I'm betting she goes to /x/, /a/ and probably /v/ or /b/.

>> No.11960987,499 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,498
Of course, E-list celebs must gather and appreciate their fans first

>> No.11960987,500 [INTERNAL] 

is that really her reddit account? She isn't a /jp/er is she

>> No.11960987,501 [INTERNAL] 

That isn't milk, I can tell by her sentence construction and by seeing quite a few milk posts in my day.

>> No.11960987,502 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,446
He wants to make himself attractive to women.

>To that end, I plan to spend the foreseeable future investing in and learning more about myself. I hope to spend more time away from the computer and doing activities I already enjoy like cycling and cooking, and learning new ones like dance and gardening. As someone who can be stubborn and stiff, I want to place myself in situations that force me outside of my comfort zone. I want to spend time with people different from myself, learn from them, and build strong relationships.

Moot is very conscious of the fact the internet is his only outlet for getting girls, so he's always keen to market this sort of image: Proactive hobbies while still being nerdy, that sort of thing.

>> No.11960987,503 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,492
I don't like girls that don't have that typical female empathy for children and general emotional stuff. Tomboyish girls always adopt this fake apathetic attitude that just makes them seem less... girlish.

>> No.11960987,504 [INTERNAL] 

Can someone seduce moot and use your power to make /jp/ good again

>> No.11960987,505 [INTERNAL] 

>While 4chan hasn’t been financially rewarding,

$100,000 in fucking pass sales IN ONE YEAR

HE'S TELLING US THAT A YEAR OF BANDWIDTH FOR 4CHAN COST HIM MORE THAN $100K

LOL THIS JEW

>> No.11960987,506 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,505
SSL certificate and server costs need to be accounted too.

However it's in no way over 100,000 shekels.

>> No.11960987,507 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,505
do you not realize much bandwidth it costs to serve millions of anime_screencap.png?

>> No.11960987,508 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,507
Around $6k a month
Keep in mind moot was accepting bitcoin for captcha passes before the bubble blew up
Keep in mind he got over 3 million dollars in capital for canv.as and probably set himself a healthy 6 figure salary
Keep in mind that he was still able to finance long distance vacations even before this stuff

I don't think he'll be satisfied with 4chan until the users are all willing to pay $10 to sign up and make it "financially rewarding" enough for him.

>> No.11960987,509 [INTERNAL] 

i am done...

>> No.11960987,510 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,509
I promise I'll email you tomorrow

>> No.11960987,511 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,510
nothing...

>> No.11960987,512 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,511
sorry i have to make a new email but i'll make sure to get back to you by tuesday

>> No.11960987,513 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,511
sent

>> No.11960987,514 [INTERNAL] 

i hate you...

>> No.11960987,515 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,514
Didn't you get my email? Maybe check your spam box.

>> No.11960987,516 [INTERNAL] 

dont play with others emotion idiot

>> No.11960987,517 [INTERNAL] 

take your own advice

>> No.11960987,518 [INTERNAL] 

http://gnfos.com/jp/

>> No.11960987,519 [INTERNAL] 

...

>> No.11960987,520 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,519
It's not that I don't want to talk to you... it's just... you're so... boring

>> No.11960987,521 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,520
fuck you...

>> No.11960987,522 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,521
That wasn't me! I'm really tired right now, I'll email you in the morning.

>> No.11960987,523 [INTERNAL] 

nothing...

>> No.11960987,524 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,523
Post your mail.

>> No.11960987,525 [INTERNAL] 

Keep going, guys.

We're going to match that 1200-post ERP thread from /foolz/.

>> No.11960987,526 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,524
I'll post it tomorrow...

>> No.11960987,527 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,525
Pretty sure there was a /ghost/ thread a while back with almost 2k replies

>> No.11960987,528 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,527
It's not about the amount, it's about the quality.

As for amount, 2k is not the benchmark.

>> No.11960987,529 [INTERNAL] 

i emailed 3 people over the course of a month and no one lasted longer than 3 days and by that i mean they stopped emailing me
two were under 20 lmao
i sent one of them a picture and they said they jerked off to it then stopped emailing me, you think you won? that wasnt even me heh


(Aside): fuck mailbox captchas

>> No.11960987,530 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,529
and you wonder why you dont have any friends lmao

>> No.11960987,531 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,530
tell that to my gf kid

>> No.11960987,532 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,529
Classic Warosu.

>> No.11960987,533 [INTERNAL] 

please, im so lonely

>> No.11960987,534 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,533
Why you?

>> No.11960987,535 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,531
That's what I do every time we finish ;))

>> No.11960987,536 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,533
How do i contact?

>> No.11960987,537 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,536
just talk to me here

>> No.11960987,538 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,537
Okay.

>> No.11960987,539 [INTERNAL] 

http://i.gyazo.com/600b0f80572ed7b183fda8dc98380828.png
ayy lmao

>> No.11960987,540 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,539
Listen here, you big bitch.

You think you're so tough because you dumped your life's savings into a cheap, low-quality land barge that's dedicated to going as fast as possible in a straight line, and allegedly put your shrimp dick into an attention-starved whore whose brain had some chemicals mix around in her head telling herself that she'll feel better about herself if she fucks one more lowlife faggot most likely because of some daddy issues. I remember when I lost my virginity too you cock-gobbling muppet.

You think you're a man because you shot some blanks into a cum dumpster. A real man has respect for people. You're a punk who needs praise from others and to turn heads on the street to feel good. And then come onto an image board, try to use seniority as a status symbol, and talk down to people whom you've never met. What kind of pathetic, spineless, insecure, scumsucking cockroach are you?

If I catch you on the street, I'll break your fucking nose.

10/10 all my mad, props to you.

>> No.11960987,541 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,540
frig off josh

>> No.11960987,542 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,541
uuuuuuhhhhhhhh, who the fuck do you think you are????

>> No.11960987,543 [INTERNAL] 

im so sick of waiting....

>> No.11960987,544 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,543
sorry, i caught a flu and has been in bed for this past week

will get back to you soon

>> No.11960987,545 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,544
Gigs?

>> No.11960987,546 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,545
no i'm not

>> No.11960987,547 [INTERNAL] 

Any lonely warosuwolves want to woof?

>> No.11960987,548 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,547
*woofs*

>> No.11960987,549 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,548
*Barks at you*
*Steals your bones*
*Smirks*
*Piss on your territories*

>> No.11960987,550 [INTERNAL] 

*is the biggest warosuwolf and the alpha dawg, king of warosuwolves*
*holds up my warosuwolf pup in a cliff so he can see all of warosu*

All that the light touches will be yours...

*warosu howl of the circle of life*

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.11960987,551 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,549
*bites your fucking balls off*

>> No.11960987,552 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,551
(heh.. he thinks i have balls)

*wags tail your way and flash glimpses of female reproductive organ*

>> No.11960987,553 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,552
*rapes you*

>> No.11960987,554 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,553
*warosu howl of being raped*

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.11960987,555 [INTERNAL] 

I wanted to get raped, any tips?

>> No.11960987,556 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,555

I'll rape you, where should we meet

>> No.11960987,557 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,556
How about a Shinjuku love hotel?

>> No.11960987,558 [INTERNAL] 

is warosu dead as well.. where are all of you..

>> No.11960987,559 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,558
ilu

>> No.11960987,560 [INTERNAL] 

the shit you guys will samefag for just baffles me

>> No.11960987,561 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,559
me too..

>> No.11960987,562 [INTERNAL] 

i miss him so much but our friendship is over

>> No.11960987,563 [INTERNAL] 

i have no friends and am shy and afraid and boring even on the internet

can someone giveme their skype :-)

>> No.11960987,564 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,563
malik5950

>> No.11960987,565 [INTERNAL] 

would somebody masturbate on cam for me plss

>> No.11960987,566 [INTERNAL] 

I was using my web cam to watch myself masturbate and I couldn't stop thinking about /jp/

>> No.11960987,567 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,566
How do you picture /jp/ in your mind?

>> No.11960987,568 [INTERNAL] 

it's all in the anime avatars

nothing else matters

>> No.11960987,569 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,567
Some fat loser gaping in awe of my gorgeous twink physique.

>> No.11960987,570 [INTERNAL] 

stop bumping this thread, it keeps reminding me of him

>> No.11960987,571 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,570
eheheh

>> No.11960987,572 [INTERNAL] 

Anon~

>> No.11960987,573 [INTERNAL] 

where...

>> No.11960987,574 [INTERNAL] 

every moment i spent talking to you was like sticking my balls in a blender i'm glad you're dead

>> No.11960987,575 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,574
*battlefield vaults over a blender and kicks you in the face*

>> No.11960987,576 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,574
don't say that...

>> No.11960987,577 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,576
every moment i spent talking to you was like sticking my balls in a blender i'm glad you're dead

>> No.11960987,578 [INTERNAL] 

You'd have to be a serious loser to befriend someone from /jp/ or Warosu.

>> No.11960987,579 [INTERNAL] 

i miss him

>> No.11960987,580 [INTERNAL] 

I did this and he was completely insane. Don't expect anyone on /jp/ to be less of a piece of shit than you are.

And fuck you, Sean.

>> No.11960987,581 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,577
that's not me dude

>> No.11960987,582 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,580
I have a couple of /jp/ pals who are really cool. I think it's been a less than 10% success rate, though. Maybe even as low as 5% or lower.

>> No.11960987,583 [INTERNAL] 

i need a jp friend

>> No.11960987,584 [INTERNAL] 

>585 replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
Well penis.

>> No.11960987,585 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,583
me 2

>> No.11960987,586 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,583
>>11960987,585
How do i get a jp friend?

>> No.11960987,587 [INTERNAL] 

so lonely....

>> No.11960987,588 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,587
me 2

>> No.11960987,589 [INTERNAL] 

tfw no warosubro weekly pizza club meeting

>> No.11960987,590 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,589
we do have cheese pizza meetings now and then hahaha

>> No.11960987,591 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,590
Is that an epic Chil Porn reference?

>> No.11960987,592 [INTERNAL] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CirgVj8Baw

Any other otaku here?

>> No.11960987,593 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,592
dam i'd like 2 pound his boypussy

>> No.11960987,594 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,592
what a fat faggot, i hope my wbros don't look anything like this

>> No.11960987,595 [INTERNAL] 

i miss him so much

>> No.11960987,596 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,595
Wanna date

>> No.11960987,597 [INTERNAL] 

why...

>> No.11960987,598 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,597
I've come to the conclusion that you should kill yourself.

>> No.11960987,599 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,598
please...

>> No.11960987,600 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,599
What do you fucking want?

>> No.11960987,601 [INTERNAL] 

Call me, maybe?

>> No.11960987,602 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,601
I seem to have misplaced your number. Could you repost it?

>> No.11960987,603 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,602
321-420-6969 im in florida ;)

>> No.11960987,604 [INTERNAL] 



please check your email old friend

>> No.11960987,605 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,604
nothing

>> No.11960987,606 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,605

check your junk

>> No.11960987,607 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,606
some lint on my dick... balls are kind of red...

>> No.11960987,608 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,606
He has no junk to check coz I rekt it with my ass! LOL Haha

>> No.11960987,609 [INTERNAL] 

shut up

>> No.11960987,610 [INTERNAL] 

im so lonely...

>> No.11960987,611 [INTERNAL] 

I had a /jp/ friend once, but then he send me a Sayaka box of butthurt picture and stopped responding. He was a gaylord.

>> No.11960987,612 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,611
how do you get /jp/ friends......

>> No.11960987,613 [INTERNAL] 

Hold your breath ?
Go to your profile and add this ?
Still holding your breath ?
If you made it, your a good kisser ?
..D..Put this
..E..Profile
..M..if u
..O.. r a
..N.. Demon

>> No.11960987,614 [INTERNAL] 

How many W-bros are there left after that certificate fiasco and downtime?

Where did everyone else migrate to? Warosu feels more desolate than before..

>> No.11960987,615 [INTERNAL] 

i loved you... liked...

>> No.11960987,616 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,614
Only three it seems, including me

>> No.11960987,617 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,614
I'm here buddy

>> No.11960987,618 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,614
you >>11960987,616
>>11960987,617
and me....so 4

>> No.11960987,619 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,615
errr 5

>> No.11960987,620 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,614
I'm still here but haven't posted much. I was probably about 5-10% of all posts during some times.

>> No.11960987,621 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,616
>>11960987,617
>>11960987,618
>>11960987,619
>>11960987,620
I'm really glad that you are all still around.

>> No.11960987,622 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,621
reply...

>> No.11960987,623 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,622
返事

>> No.11960987,624 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,623
fug yourself weeblord

>> No.11960987,625 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,623
lol what the fuck is this chang chong shit?

>> No.11960987,626 [INTERNAL] 

stop talking to me... that's what he said...

>> No.11960987,627 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,622
mail me again

>> No.11960987,628 [INTERNAL] 

STOP POSTING YOU FUCKING HOMO FAG

>> No.11960987,629 [INTERNAL] 

life is sour...

>> No.11960987,630 [INTERNAL] 

i've been so lonely ever since he stopped talking to me
i wish i never met him , i always thought i was fine being alone but then i had to meet him...

>> No.11960987,631 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,630

i surely miss
your sugar kiss so sweet
why can't you be
like you used to be to me

>> No.11960987,632 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,631
whats a sugar kiss

>> No.11960987,633 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,632
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sugarkiss&defid=6314755

>> No.11960987,634 [INTERNAL] 

*farts*

>> No.11960987,635 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,634
I bet you laughed to yourself when you posted that.

>> No.11960987,636 [INTERNAL] 

FUCK the queerse

>> No.11960987,637 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,636
i'm trying

>> No.11960987,638 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,635
i didn't

>> No.11960987,639 [INTERNAL] 

*yawns*

>> No.11960987,640 [INTERNAL] 

lol

>> No.11960987,641 [INTERNAL] 

really how do i make a friend from /jp/

>> No.11960987,642 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,641
dont their all thirsty bottoms

>> No.11960987,643 [INTERNAL] 

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=52f_1405753495
>/jp/

>> No.11960987,644 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,643
feel when you are chinese

>> No.11960987,645 [INTERNAL] 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX_XlM1hpBU
>warosu

>> No.11960987,646 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,641
2009-2012 was your chance

>> No.11960987,647 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,645
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I19wgjB36-o

>> No.11960987,648 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,641
stfu

>> No.11960987,649 [INTERNAL] 

Feel when there are way too many non-virgins on warosu

Why do these norms come here to bother us we just want to live in peace

>> No.11960987,650 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,649
If I'm training myself but am not involved in any formal training program, am I a NEET?

>> No.11960987,651 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,649
check your mail

>> No.11960987,652 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,650
You aren't a NEET if you are training yourself.

>> No.11960987,653 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,650
NEETs aren't supposed to be productive

>> No.11960987,654 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,650
Depends on if it's training for a job or not

>> No.11960987,655 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,654
Since every skill is marketable in some way it's always training for a job.

>> No.11960987,656 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,655
I've trained in everything from pencil twirling to throwing playing cards and I guess if I became superhumanly good at it I could make money but in reality we both know that will never happen.

>> No.11960987,657 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,655
>every skill is marketable
Ha

>> No.11960987,658 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,656
You could just join a circus as a performer. You don't have to be superhumanly good, just better than anyone else who wants to be a performance artist.

>> No.11960987,659 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,658
I didn't train in them to get a job. I trained in them because I thought it was cool.

Not everyone does things for the sake of money and money alone, moot.

>> No.11960987,660 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,655
How do i market my masturbatory skills?

>> No.11960987,661 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,660
Make fetish porn. Either that or be a college professor.

>> No.11960987,662 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,659
That's how people get started in the arts. If they wanted to make money, they would be in business.

>> No.11960987,663 [INTERNAL] 

FUCK /what/ is down again, this is so shit, i wanted to talk to that avatar namefag. He said we were friends.

>>11960987,658
>performance artist.
I don't think you quite know what a performance artist is dude.

>> No.11960987,664 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,232
Bump

>> No.11960987,665 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,663
which avatar namefag?

>> No.11960987,666 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,665
not him but gropy i think

>> No.11960987,667 [INTERNAL] 

he has a steam/mal and posts on foolz or some other foolz related site, im sure you can find him there

>> No.11960987,668 [INTERNAL] 

stil nothing...

>> No.11960987,669 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,668
Can i be your friend?

>> No.11960987,670 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,669
you'll just leave me like he did...

>> No.11960987,671 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,670
I promise i won't

>> No.11960987,672 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,671
im scared

>> No.11960987,673 [INTERNAL] 

Maybe if you weren't a complete shithead people wouldn't [i]"leave"[/b] you.

>> No.11960987,674 [INTERNAL] 

You know that feeling when you go in for the kill and completely fuck it up?

>> No.11960987,675 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,674
IM GOING IN FOR THE KILL IM DOING IT FOR A THRILL

>> No.11960987,676 [INTERNAL] 

sorry that im not fun to talk to...

>> No.11960987,677 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,672
what are you afraid of?

>> No.11960987,678 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,677
growing attached

>> No.11960987,679 [INTERNAL] 

I get really lonely sometimes, Warosu. I'm just sort of meandering through life, which works mostly, but it's difficult to make and keep friends.

I'll probably die really lonely, but like who cares how you die as long as you were awesome or some shit, right?

>> No.11960987,680 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,679
kill urseldf LOL

>> No.11960987,681 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,679
stfu u sissy queer fag

>> No.11960987,682 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,679
What makes you think you're awesome?

>> No.11960987,683 [INTERNAL] 

I really tried to like you. I WANTED to like you. You seemed so nice, but after a day of you being so eager to please and borderline grovelling I became terribly bored of you. When you didn't change after all my poking and prodding I actually became disgusted, but I couldn't bring myself to hurt you because you were just so pathetic. Surely enough you adopted my mannerisms just like you would with any other memes that fit your little anime-worldview, and that's when I had enough and blocked you.

Sometimes among all the stuttering and no bully and unironic homosexuality I laugh because any one of those posts could be you.

>> No.11960987,684 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,683
Uhhhhhh are you alright?

>> No.11960987,685 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,683
Who's that girl?

4Pq?

>> No.11960987,686 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,683
...

>> No.11960987,687 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,685
Uh, why do you think 4pq is a girl? He's a guy man.

>> No.11960987,688 [INTERNAL] 

I like how no one ever posts their steam

>> No.11960987,689 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,688
http://steamcommunity.com/id/fishheadswg

add me :3

>> No.11960987,690 [INTERNAL] 

Can you assholes stop pretending that this thread has anything to do with you? There are two people here who are getting the wrong idea that I hate them or something.

In one case I just realized I have very little interest in people right now. I got the sense that you were lonely so I felt bad but it really wasn't anything personal. You seemed really sweet but I'm wary about maintaining friendships with people I don't have a lot in common with. If you really want to stay in touch message me with somewhere I can reach you in the future if things change, but don't wait for me please.

In the other case it wasn't my decision to stop talking but I saw it coming and made sure you knew beforehand how you should handle this. I won't pretend to know what's stopping you but spamming inane shit on /ghost/ instead isn't going to make me want to deal with you. I was done trying to rescue you a long time ago and I'm not going to take any more initiative to make things right.

I'm sure you both know who you are, so there you go. Can we let this thread die now? It's an eyesore.

>> No.11960987,691 [INTERNAL] 

Will you schizoids stop spamming Warosu with your problems, please? Go see a therapist.

>> No.11960987,692 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,691
How did you learn a word like schizoid if you're illiterate?

>> No.11960987,693 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,687
Yeahhh... "He" is quite girly. Always trying to please everyone.

He's pretty smart, but he's a 4chan newfag and he's about 21 years old.

>> No.11960987,694 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,693
>pretty smart
Ha

>> No.11960987,695 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,693
Why are people so delusional about internet personalities? The only thing demonstrably accurate about your assessment is that he's new as fuck.

>> No.11960987,696 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,695
Maybe they just wing it?

>> No.11960987,697 [INTERNAL] 

isn't 4pq just 2k*ke?

>> No.11960987,698 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,697
yea

>> No.11960987,699 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,697
Pretty much.

>> No.11960987,700 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,690
Why do all the jerks get the gals?

>> No.11960987,701 [INTERNAL] 

4pq* is probably just an intelligent girl who pretends to be a male.

>> No.11960987,702 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,701
probably not lol

>> No.11960987,703 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,701
Seriously? I want to have sex with her

>> No.11960987,704 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,701
nah it's a guy

>> No.11960987,705 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,701
Your femdar is broken, dude.

>> No.11960987,706 [INTERNAL] 

im a girl

>> No.11960987,707 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,706
Post pictures of your girl legs and missing apostrophe!

>> No.11960987,708 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,705
I only came to that conclusion recently. I used to think xe was a man.

>> No.11960987,709 [INTERNAL] 

Check your inbox

>> No.11960987,710 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,709
its empty
just like my heart...

>> No.11960987,711 [INTERNAL] 

If I bought a burner, would any /jp/sies call me?

>> No.11960987,712 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,711
maybe :3

>> No.11960987,713 [INTERNAL] 

what's it like to have a wbro awoo in your face?

>> No.11960987,714 [INTERNAL] 

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ThzjkOL7o4

>> No.11960987,715 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,713
that is a nice thought

>> No.11960987,716 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,714
please be my gf...

>> No.11960987,717 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,690
I don't know if I'm person 1 or 2...

>> No.11960987,718 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,714
hello?

>> No.11960987,719 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,716
I saw her first *unzips katana*

>> No.11960987,720 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,719
>her

>> No.11960987,721 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,720
epico

>> No.11960987,722 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,721
https://i.imgur.com/NXp82W0.jpg

>> No.11960987,723 [INTERNAL] 

In all seriousness, how do you make friends with someone from the Jay, or 4chan in general? Do you have to go to /soc/ with all the normies?

>> No.11960987,724 [INTERNAL] 

how can i get cute boy interaction without going on /jp/ or warosu

>> No.11960987,725 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,724
Come to /ota/ (✿´‿`)

>> No.11960987,726 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,724
In /ota/ we celebrate the gay lifestyle!

You are guaranteed to see at least two homosexual threads on the first page; if you don't we'll refund your wasted browsing time in the form of a blowjob!

>> No.11960987,727 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,723
make a friends thread and share your contact details

>> No.11960987,728 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,725
>>11960987,726
that might be a little too much for me

>> No.11960987,729 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,725
whats a ota>>11960987,723

>> No.11960987,730 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,729
the secret club
http://ota-ch.com/jp/
dont tell anyone about it

>> No.11960987,731 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,730
but i want to meet strong manly guys to pound me

>> No.11960987,732 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,731
wow that's gay dude

>> No.11960987,733 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,732
pound me please

>> No.11960987,734 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,733
ok
lets go to poundland together

>> No.11960987,735 [INTERNAL] 

Have you ever befriended someone from /jp/?
Have you ever befriended someone from /jp/?

Have you ever befriended someone from /jp/?

Have you ever befriended someone from /jp/?

Have you ever befriended someone from /jp/?

Have you ever befriended someone from /jp/?

Have you ever befriended someone from /jp/?

Have you ever befriended someone from /jp/?

Have you ever befriended someone from /jp/?

>> No.11960987,736 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,735
I've honestly tried. But you guys are all either:
1)fourteen years old
2)not from /jp/
3)mentally ill autists that can't take it eazy
or all of the above, more often than not.

>> No.11960987,737 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,736
I made that post ironically

>> No.11960987,738 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,736
I'm not from /jp/

>> No.11960987,739 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,736
>2)not from /jp/
Why would you want to be friends with some kancolle or 2hu shitter?

>> No.11960987,740 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,739
I'd rather be friends with a 2hu shitter than the kind of vermin that find their ways to warosu through /sp/, /o/ and foolz

>> No.11960987,741 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,740
Why would /o/ give a shit about warosu

>> No.11960987,742 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,741
Ask Josh and his epic drive meme

>> No.11960987,743 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,742
janny detected

>> No.11960987,744 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,735
i did but we aren't friends anymore...
i still miss him

>> No.11960987,745 [INTERNAL] 

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhh9yP3N0iBYXn6860

w-bros dealing with otaqueers

>> No.11960987,746 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,745
hi qt show me your penis

>> No.11960987,747 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,745
thad must've really taken his time in jail hard huh...

>> No.11960987,748 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,745
this is really bad and traumatizing for the kid

he's going to be scarred for life

this isn't funny, it's child abuse

>> No.11960987,749 [INTERNAL] 

Have you ever rear-ended someone from /jp/?

>> No.11960987,750 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,731
I'm manly and pretty strong and you can meet me on /ota/. In fact, I run the place.

>> No.11960987,751 [INTERNAL] 

like tears.. in the rain....

>> No.11960987,752 [INTERNAL] 

so lonely...

>> No.11960987,753 [INTERNAL] 

I once posted an e-mail and some /jp/sies contacted me and we e-mail a couple of times but then I ignored them 'cause I'm unable to sustain a social relation

I feel kinda bad about that, but it'd be so awkward to contact them again now after lika a year or something.

>> No.11960987,754 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,753
PLEASE

>> No.11960987,755 [INTERNAL] 

What's the whole world worth when you've got no one to show it to?

>> No.11960987,756 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,753
just email them again and say pretty much the exact same thing that you've said here.

>> No.11960987,757 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,756
what if he hates me?

>> No.11960987,758 [INTERNAL] 

You can be my friend if you play with me. My social skills are not very good and it's kind of awkward but it beats being alone all the time....... sigh.....

>> No.11960987,759 [INTERNAL] 

feelie nobody to play 8 player smash with

>> No.11960987,760 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,759
know feel

>> No.11960987,761 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,758
what do you play?

>> No.11960987,762 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,761
Hearthstone, Heroes of the Storm, and ww.youtube.com/watch?v=_TLD1zp0R_E

>> No.11960987,763 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,762
I don't play any of those, sorry...

>> No.11960987,764 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,763
Well you could start;;;;;;;;

>> No.11960987,765 [INTERNAL] 

when are we gonna play 100% orange juice

>> No.11960987,766 [INTERNAL] 

hyaku pahsento orenji jusu?

>> No.11960987,767 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,766
battoru
tatakai nasai

>> No.11960987,768 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,764
sorry...

>> No.11960987,769 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,768
that hurts........

>> No.11960987,770 [INTERNAL] 

i'm a bottom

>> No.11960987,771 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,770
And? Your face and body is still disgusting no matter what your faggot ass is claimin to be bitch

>> No.11960987,772 [INTERNAL] 

Oh look, this thread again.

>> No.11960987,773 [INTERNAL] 

i will never learn japanese

>> No.11960987,774 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,773
下らない奴だね。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

>> No.11960987,775 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,774
that google translate feel

>> No.11960987,776 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,772
I love you...

>> No.11960987,777 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,772
please

>> No.11960987,778 [INTERNAL] 

feel when you only friend stopped replying to your emails

>> No.11960987,779 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,778
You can email me

>> No.11960987,780 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,779
This was the last person I still kept in contact with in real life...

>> No.11960987,781 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,780
We can make a meet-up

>> No.11960987,782 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,781
I dont have real life friends because I'm too scared to make any and my last friend I knew from years ago in high school

>> No.11960987,783 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,782
Le shit nigger

>> No.11960987,784 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,783
what does that mean

>> No.11960987,785 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,784
Means if you really wanted friends you would do something about it instead of making excuses.

>> No.11960987,786 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,785
Sorry im not a normie like you these things arent that easy for me

>> No.11960987,787 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,786
>normie
This fucking teen....

>> No.11960987,788 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,787
Ii think ive said this before but I'm 30 are you still in high school or something

>> No.11960987,789 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,788
>I'm 30
This fucking manchild....... Grow up. Stop being a scared little bitch and realize some things need to get done regardless of how you feel.

>> No.11960987,790 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,789
you must have had a nice life i wish that had been the case for me

>> No.11960987,791 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,789
You tell that subhuman freak, Chad.

>> No.11960987,792 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,790
I don't have a nice life. You dont want to make friends? Fine, but dont say its because youre not a normie or blame some made up bullshit like social anxiety or whatever the fuck else.

>> No.11960987,793 [INTERNAL] 

How do I get a loli girlfriend? I'm scared of her dad killing me and if I go for single moms I'm scared of the mom being too slutty towards me and raping me. I just want a cute loli girlfriend with no strings attached like if she could keep it a secret that would be perfect.

Where can I find loli girls that can be my girlfriend?

>> No.11960987,794 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,792
i have diagnosed with social anxiety but my doctor wont let me have ativan anymore becuse i had a really bad withdrawal on it you only think that way because everythign has gone your way in the past

>> No.11960987,795 [INTERNAL] 

>I don't have a nice life. You dont want to make friends? Fine, but dont say its because youre not a normie or blame some made up bullshit like social anxiety or whatever the fuck else.

Jaded as fuck, here is a man one could say that has been through a lot.

>> No.11960987,796 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,793
i want a mom to rape me wtf...

>> No.11960987,797 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,794
Doctors have been making up illnesses to make a profit off retards like you

>> No.11960987,798 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,796
I once went to my mom's workplace and her colleagues think I'm cute.

>> No.11960987,799 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,795
of course dude hes mexican

>> No.11960987,800 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,797
this is bullying why are you acting like this

>> No.11960987,801 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,793
Please guys can someone help me PLEAsE

>> No.11960987,802 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,801
kill yourself pedobro

>> No.11960987,803 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,802
That wont help at all

oh my god im never going to have a lgf like this

>> No.11960987,804 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,803
you guys arent going to be happy until every thread is derailed with your garbage fuck

>> No.11960987,805 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,804
i just want a cute loli gf to squeak when i give her a hug

>> No.11960987,806 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,805
man go fuck yourself you have your own thread for this asshole

>> No.11960987,807 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,799
How many heads do you think he has? im sure its a couple since hes still alive...

>> No.11960987,808 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,804
No one's happy here

>> No.11960987,809 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,808
except the pedophiles bullying everyone else

>> No.11960987,810 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,809
Not having a loligf makes up for eternal misery

>> No.11960987,811 [INTERNAL] 

when will the pedos just fucking die already

>> No.11960987,812 [INTERNAL] 

is there really lolis on /jp?/ please send me a email

>> No.11960987,813 [INTERNAL] 

KILL ME ALREADY FUCK

>> No.11960987,814 [INTERNAL] 

fe3l when pedobros haven't uploaded the set of LB in the pink top and yellow shorts or anything in a while....

>> No.11960987,815 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,812
wehre is ur emil mster

>> No.11960987,816 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,815
fuck i want a loli to call me mister i hate being called guy or dorkface

>> No.11960987,817 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,810
man fuck you asshole piece of shit i just wanted to talk to people and you had to come in here and attentionwhore fuck off

>> No.11960987,818 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,817
uh i think the pedoes would stop being attention whores if they got loli girlfriends so lets help them get loli girlfriends so we can go back to useing this thread to hook up

>> No.11960987,819 [INTERNAL] 

guys im really worried that the sun has maybe been replaced by a super orb generator or a hologram using chemical compounds to create heat on earth do you think theres any truth here or is it a close call?

proof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op5qLPIPnLk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKXOg3YtHu4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTP1gn_16m4

>> No.11960987,820 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,818
are you a loli?

>> No.11960987,821 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,820
yh but im not single

>> No.11960987,822 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,820
no but i want a loli gf girl

>> No.11960987,823 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,816
It feels really good actually.

>> No.11960987,824 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,818
>>11960987,818
man fuck you piece of shit i bet this is just super funny to you isnt it

>> No.11960987,825 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,819
I saw the coolest sunset a few days ago. There were these beautiful dark purple bands that stood out against the rest of the pink/orange sky. The sun had just set below the mountains and I think the bands were shadows that were created by the mountain tops.

If only I could share the sight with a loli...

>> No.11960987,826 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,824
might look like it but the desire is real...

>> No.11960987,827 [INTERNAL] 

someone upload some JB/post-loli sets or something

>> No.11960987,828 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,827
evening agent smith

>> No.11960987,829 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,825
I also found a place where there's way less light pollution. There were so many stars in the sky there that I couldn't find Orion. Usually he's really prominent and I use him as the start of my star gazing nights, but there were just too many out there.

I wonder if you can see the dust of the Milky Way if your eyes got adjusted. It's such a shame that there are lolis out there who will look up at the night sky and see something like a grey sheet with a few holes. There's so much more than that.

>> No.11960987,830 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,828
its not illegal if theyre clothed

>> No.11960987,831 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,830
Where should I upload them

>> No.11960987,832 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,831
mediafire

>> No.11960987,833 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6cCmrHYBtU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raxinvQvU6w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFw6L3vE-cE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWvFJ8EQoPg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZs1-6HOobA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boJEq9JPtZk

>> No.11960987,834 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,833
that's not how you fucking do the dishes fuck
is that kid retarded

>> No.11960987,835 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,834
she is a loli

at least shes not retarded enough to forget to wear a bra

>> No.11960987,836 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,834
That is what I'm thinking. Why is she even wearing a bra? Fake ugs? Literal white trash.....

>> No.11960987,837 [INTERNAL] 

fuck i hvave to clear my youtube history again *PLEASE* label your links

>> No.11960987,838 [INTERNAL] 

guys pls dont get hung up on the small details just enjoy the fact that its a loli standing on a stool doing chores and dancing a bit while doing them

http://i.imgur.com/7yBCzm0.gif

they arent identical but its the same idea please just enjoy it

>> No.11960987,839 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,832
uploading

>> No.11960987,840 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,839
domo. how much mb and time left?

>> No.11960987,841 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,840
They are small, hope you don't mind....

https://www.mediafire.com/?hg13uwqsepn2q2y
https://www.mediafire.com/?o71xc456p7rkk9p

>> No.11960987,842 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,841
size doesnt matter, its the quality im more concerned with. these are nice would you mind uploading more? some that are a bit more captivating if you dont mind.

>> No.11960987,843 [INTERNAL] 

fuck you piece of shit attention whoring pedos god you guys are fuckign dicks fuck OFF

>> No.11960987,844 [INTERNAL] 

Are there any teenaged idols? Ages 14-17?

>> No.11960987,845 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,842
Sorry Agent, I only have mild stuff that's 100% legal in my state of residence. That's as ``captivating'' as it gets.

>> No.11960987,846 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,845
upload them

>> No.11960987,847 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,846
https://www.mediafire.com/?61ikbmx7cu9x9zo

>> No.11960987,848 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,847
virus

>> No.11960987,849 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,847
What is she wearing in this set

>> No.11960987,850 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,849
Tenis cap

>> No.11960987,851 [INTERNAL] 

feely when realize you can't grip things hard

>> No.11960987,852 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,836
please don't use the term white tr*sh

>> No.11960987,853 [INTERNAL] 

at my work i think there's a guy that would be /jp/sie. he's like typical balding weebstorm and i can asssume he's a wizard by now.

>> No.11960987,854 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,853
Ask him what a pussy feels like

>> No.11960987,855 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,854
Feel when you don't know what a pussy feels like because you've had protected sex only.

>> No.11960987,856 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,855
You could've fingered her.... Some people say wearing a condom is like wearing socks in the shower and doesnt count as having sex so technically speaking you're still a virgin.

>> No.11960987,857 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,856
why wear socks in a shower

>> No.11960987,858 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,856
I did finger her

bullies better not still claim I'm a virgin over this

>> No.11960987,859 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,851
feelie when 25 grip strength and the average for females is 26-29

>> No.11960987,860 [INTERNAL] 

i was reading about the inside of vaginas and the girls came to a conclusion that the vagina is rougher at the entrance and smoother towards the back and its really wet and it made wonder what it actually feels like

is it gooey and sticky and slimy

>> No.11960987,861 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,860
I know it's warm

>> No.11960987,862 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,860
>>11960987,861
aah you're making me blush so much

>> No.11960987,863 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,862
Why

>> No.11960987,864 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,862
Do you have a ''real'' vagina?

>> No.11960987,865 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,863
girls are pretty
your description of their sexual part is making me blush that's why
because it would feel really nice to bond with a girl that's why

>> No.11960987,866 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,865
feekl

>> No.11960987,867 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,865
Is this guy pretending to be a virgin?

>> No.11960987,868 [INTERNAL] 

feel when prostitute leaves 45 minute early...

>> No.11960987,869 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,868
Say something about then.. Ask for money back or the whole time

>> No.11960987,870 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,869
she tricked me by saying time was up but I heard on phone there were 45 minutes left and when I asked about it she said "I don't know why they think that"

if she really wants to leave then literally what's the point

>> No.11960987,871 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,870
I wouldve used the time... Where do you live? Maybe you can split a hooker because I have no money

>> No.11960987,872 [INTERNAL] 

feelo fly keeps popping up just as you're about to cum FUCK

>> No.11960987,873 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,871
I have no money now either

>> No.11960987,874 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,833
What the fuck

>> No.11960987,875 [INTERNAL] 

It started with him walking around the house naked with an erection, making sure to amble past the little girl and inspire her curiosity. After doing that a couple times, Terry began to masturbate with the door open. When his niece would come to watch, Terry would tell her that what they were doing was a secret that she couldn't tell anyone. "In my mind, I had the thought that I would never hurt her and that she would grow up trusting me," Terry said. He says he wanted her to look up to him.

The third time Terry masturbated in front of his niece, he did it while she was in the room, and he played a pornographic movie on the TV. "Do you want to try what they're doing?" he asked her, motioning to the woman riding the man onscreen. His niece said yes, and she took off her shorts before straddling him. To avoid getting too graphic, Terry said he knew almost immediately that he was going to injure the girl if he went any further—"she was so small," is how he puts it. "That's when the reality clicked in and I grabbed her and lifted her off of me and sat her next to me on the couch," he says. "I got up and walked out of the room saying, ‘Lord, what am I doing! Lord, forgive me for what I have done!'"

>> No.11960987,876 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,875
>he played a pornographic movie on the TV. "Do you want to try what they're doing?" he asked her, motioning to the woman riding the man onscreen. His niece said yes, and she took off her shorts before straddling him.

Is it really this easy

>> No.11960987,877 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,875
what a faggot

>> No.11960987,878 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,877
sage? do you not like the thread?

>> No.11960987,879 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,878
I was testing something and forgot to take it off. This is so embarrassing!

>> No.11960987,880 [INTERNAL] 

please talk to me again...

>> No.11960987,881 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,880
*talks to you*

>> No.11960987,882 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,881
please send me a message again
i know it's been months since the last time we talk and you probably don't like me
it just made me really happy whenever i got a new message

>> No.11960987,883 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,882
Where do I send the message to?

>> No.11960987,884 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,880
feel....

>> No.11960987,885 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,882
Why don't you just get a girlfriend you fucking homo? It's easy you just gotta be yourself and be confident.

>> No.11960987,886 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,885
im gay why would i get a gf?>

>> No.11960987,887 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,883
my inbox
he probably doesn't want to talk to me anymore since I was really bad at being a friend and always took a long time to reply to his messages
and I'm just an uninteresting person in general...

>> No.11960987,888 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,887
your posts are boring me to death, why don't you talk about it with your counselor or something?

>> No.11960987,889 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,888
counselor... maybe that was how he felt about our friendship...

>> No.11960987,890 [INTERNAL] 

>feel when /jp/ online gf

i'm living the dream

>> No.11960987,891 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,890
She's gonna drop you like a hot pocket when someone better (anyone) comes strolling by

>> No.11960987,892 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,891
why would youd rop a hot pocket ar you fucking retarded lol

>> No.11960987,893 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,892
Because it's hot

Stupid

>> No.11960987,894 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,892
Why would you eat that garbage if something better is proffered you?

>> No.11960987,895 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,893
>>11960987,894
He has an internet gf, logic doesnt register with him....

>> No.11960987,896 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,893
wow you must be actully dumb lol

>> No.11960987,897 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,890
There's no such thing as a "/jp/" girlfriend.

>> No.11960987,898 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,897
milk , pygma, cam girl chan , warosukodomin, tikiusu, the list goes on

>> No.11960987,899 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,898
None of those people are worthy of the title /jp/ girlfriend. Pygma comes the closest and she imploded after less than a year of trying to hang with the pack.

>> No.11960987,900 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,899
um what about sparkychang

>> No.11960987,901 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,900
Does it have a vagina? Can it give birth? If I'm going to seek romance I don't want to settle for adopting some lowlife's progeny.

>> No.11960987,902 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,901
It's so incredibly not female, it even has a Y chromosome.

>> No.11960987,903 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,902
They were rhetorical questions, of course I know who William is.

>> No.11960987,904 [INTERNAL] 

Remember when a bunch of pinoys and indonesian niggers made a LINE idol group and we spammed the HELL out of it with dicks and smoked cheese?

Those were good times...

>> No.11960987,905 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,891

jealous...?

>> No.11960987,906 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,905

very

>> No.11960987,907 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,905
Post some deets on your gf dude, if she's actually a /jp/er she would totally understand that you need to show her off to your wbros.

>> No.11960987,908 [INTERNAL] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4XCXBtCmDU

>> No.11960987,909 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCFDhtw_uzs

>> No.11960987,910 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,909
Umm... can you kill yourself?

>> No.11960987,911 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,910
eat my shorts

>> No.11960987,912 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,911
*bites and rips off your pants*

rawr :3

>> No.11960987,913 [INTERNAL] 

ebin thread guise, i reddit all

>> No.11960987,914 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,913
Why are you using a trip code?

>> No.11960987,915 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,912
r u gurl?

>> No.11960987,916 [INTERNAL] 

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm13661244
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm13524169
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm13810709

where can i find a cute girl like nessa please help me

>> No.11960987,917 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,916
That's literally me irl.

>> No.11960987,918 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,916
Uhmmm... I kind of really want to hold that girl down and fuck her HARD and cum really deep inside of her. That's normal right?

>> No.11960987,919 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,916
That kind of girl literally does not exist IRL outside of little children and literal retards.

>> No.11960987,920 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,917
wow youre a cute girl are you a girl and is your cunny an innie or an outie and is it slippery

>> No.11960987,921 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,916
I can feel myself blushing while I watch these and I love it. This feels amazing.

>> No.11960987,922 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,919
this post is a joke right lol

>> No.11960987,923 [INTERNAL] 

feelie when jerking off to pygma n00ds

>> No.11960987,924 [INTERNAL] 

guys pls where cani find and fuck a girl like nessa

>> No.11960987,925 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,917
marry me maybe?

>> No.11960987,926 [INTERNAL] 

Tell me about your very first orgasm.

>> No.11960987,927 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,926
I was 13 and didn't know what I was doing. Suddenly white liquid came out. Then it all clicked in my head.

>> No.11960987,928 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,923
Post them

>> No.11960987,929 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,928
Never mind found them >>/jp/thread/S10997471#p10997545
She looks real ugly though I would feel like I wasted my cum jerking it to her

>> No.11960987,930 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,927
When I first masturbated I wouldn't cum and didn't for years

and yet I was 13 too

why am I such a fucking undeveloped loser?

>> No.11960987,931 [INTERNAL] 

http://i.imgur.com/j4XSejM.png

OMFG

>> No.11960987,932 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,931
are you a nessa fan too

>> No.11960987,933 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,932
yeah she's pretty fucking sexy especially when she talks about kodomo butts

>> No.11960987,934 [INTERNAL] 

feel when subhuman pedos will be the death of warosu

>> No.11960987,935 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,934
Then W would have been dead for a long time

>> No.11960987,936 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,935
Nah these freaks only showed up after warosuko brought the archive back up.

>> No.11960987,937 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,933
do you think a person could have sex with nessa i mean shes a doppel but shes a touch doppel do you think she has the lewd parts of a girl

early on its said that touch doppels are used as sex toys so it seems likely

>> No.11960987,938 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,937
at the very least you can get a handy.

the villagers aren't even phased that this boy could be banging a smoking hot child. do you think it's normal for them? holy fuck all the lolis there are probably so uninhibited that they probably have sex all the time.

>> No.11960987,939 [INTERNAL] 

I think he's got aspergers...

>> No.11960987,940 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,938
i really hope the lolis are like that i want to live in a place like that

anyway the blonde enri girl and her henchmen seem a bit more perverted than the rest and when the henchmen show clain the little shack that he'll be sleeping in for the night with nessa they tell him not to do anything too pervered and theres only one bed in there so maybe fugging lolis is normal for them

plus look how enri sits with her brother http://i.imgur.com/WkKQbPM.png she makes a big deal over clain being lewd but look at how lewd she is!

>> No.11960987,941 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,939
Maybe.

>> No.11960987,942 [INTERNAL] 

I still wanna fuck Nessa

>> No.11960987,943 [INTERNAL] 

still no message...

>> No.11960987,944 [INTERNAL] 

wtf can you pathetic loners get a skype group or something

the big W is _NOT_ your personal chatbox

>> No.11960987,945 [INTERNAL] 

please....it hurts so much...

>> No.11960987,946 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,945
What does bro?

>> No.11960987,947 [INTERNAL] 

Hi does anyone here play Sonic & All-stars Racing Transformed on PC it's fun

>> No.11960987,948 [INTERNAL] 

why do friends abandon you?

you said you would always be there...

>> No.11960987,949 [INTERNAL] 

feel no person will ever be romantically or sexually interested in you

>> No.11960987,950 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,948
I'm here

>> No.11960987,951 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,950
you're not who I'm talking about

>> No.11960987,952 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,947
Ya. I'll warn you, I only go fast.

>> No.11960987,953 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,949
i know that feel i know that feel...

>> No.11960987,954 [INTERNAL] 

ironic loneliness

>> No.11960987,955 [INTERNAL] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYTL0-AAbSI

Do the sounds in this video make anyone else giggle? They would pretty hilarious. If I heard them somewhere I wouldn't be able to stop laughing.

>> No.11960987,956 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,955
You might just be a fucking retard.

>> No.11960987,957 [INTERNAL] 

Feel when you tell someone you want to be a kawaii anime girl and they get all weird.

>> No.11960987,958 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,957
feel you will never play a cute anime girl on a video game only to turn into a girl when you get sucked into the game world...

>> No.11960987,959 [INTERNAL] 

I can't take it anymore... I'm going to send him a message that he'll probably ignore...

>> No.11960987,960 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,959
Why is he ignoring your messages? What a literal asshole.

I try to tell people about how this guy keeps ignoring me even though we were friends forever and they tell me to stop being a clingy creep.

Sigh.

>> No.11960987,961 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,959
I'd ignore your message too, faggot.

>> No.11960987,962 [INTERNAL] 

people who ignore messages have their reasons

>> No.11960987,963 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,962
This. I've broken up with gfs through ignoring them. it works.

>> No.11960987,964 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,962
Like being f*cking assholes who like breaking hearts

>> No.11960987,965 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,964
don't worry it only happens once

once your heart is irreparable you'll have a lot more fun

>> No.11960987,966 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,960
please don't call him an asshole. he's the only friend I've ever had and he means a lot to me
. I just wish he would talk to me again.

>> No.11960987,967 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,966
maybe he's ashamed of you?

>> No.11960987,968 [INTERNAL] 

Are you suicide anon?

You want to kill yourself because of an internet friend?
Is this before or after you've quit your job?

>> No.11960987,969 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,968
no

>> No.11960987,970 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,966
Do you want to be my friend?

>> No.11960987,971 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,968
my "friend" wasn't from /jp/. I don't bother sending them messages because in the past no matter how heartfelt they were, they had no effect. they pledged to never speak with me again and to do the same to anyone trying to pass messages between us

what's that got to do with my job

>> No.11960987,972 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,970
I want to say ues but I'll always just see you as a replacement to him and that's not nice. and if he sees that I have a new friend he'll probably leave me.

>> No.11960987,973 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,971
you made them pledge to never speak to you again?

>> No.11960987,974 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,973
no, maybe that was a bad word to use. they just have no intention of ever speaking to me again and they made that clear (they even did that through a third party, before forbidding that third party to say anything else).

I want to talk to them but it's never going to happen

>> No.11960987,975 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,974
what the F*CK is wrong with you dude?

>> No.11960987,976 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,975
what?

>> No.11960987,977 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,971
Why did you quit your job to "play suicide" only to lose everything and to genuinely want to kill yourself now?

Why are you even here?
You don't sound like someone from /jp/

>> No.11960987,978 [INTERNAL] 

internet friendcircle drama is really gay, guys

stop it maybe?

>> No.11960987,979 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,977
I quit my job a long time before seriously considering suicide

>> No.11960987,980 [INTERNAL] 

one more message... please...

>> No.11960987,981 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,972
is he your pimp or what?

>> No.11960987,982 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,981
no

>> No.11960987,983 [INTERNAL] 

I had an online friend before. He was kind of odd. We started talking to eachother because we both liked lolis. Over AIM he would send me pictures of girls pretty often. Nothing illegal, but nothing cute either. Just little girls. He loved to have his niece and her friends over, and they would spend the night pretty often if I'm remembering correctly. He worked for some sort of lab facility dealing with frozen animals or something, I'm not sure. Whatever it was, it let him afford a house. He always told me that I was welcome to visit whenever I wanted and that I could even move in if I ever got kicked out.

It was kind of cool to have a pedo friend (even if our tastes in girls was very different) up until he told me how he wanted to horrify a little girl by doing some things that I don't really want to speak about. He said he always wanted her to be scared that he would be there, and always wanted her to be looking over her shoulder for him. It really, really broke my heart to think of a little girl being that scared and I realized that he and I were far less alike than I thought.


Eventually his brother found out that he was a pedo and stopped letting his niece visit. Shortly after that he moved to a different state. That's about when I stopped talking to him as much. If we did speak it was just very short conversations, never about loli anymore. Eventually he got mad that I was never responding (I'd sleep with my computer on) and blocked me.


That guy was pretty much a stereotypical child predator now that I think about it. Had lots of money, was in his 30s, lived alone, and he even had a mustache.

>> No.11960987,984 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,983
You could have been his next victim. It's good you never went to stay there.

>> No.11960987,985 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,984
Well I'm not a loli so I don't think I would have been a victim.

>> No.11960987,986 [INTERNAL] 

message me please...

>> No.11960987,987 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,986
Uh, why don't you just become an admin of any site that he frequents with an account, then get a job with his ISP in order to connect the dots to his address?

>> No.11960987,988 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,987
...

>> No.11960987,989 [INTERNAL] 

why did it have to turn out this way...?

>> No.11960987,990 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,959
I still haven't sent him a message.
I don't know what to write other than thanking him for being my friend and putting up with me and that reeving his messages made me really happy. I should probably apologize to him for being so annoying and clingy and needy too... I hope he'll see this message and send me one but he probably won't do that because he probably hates that he always has to be the one who takes initiative to start the conversation.
I wish I wasn't so pathetic...

>> No.11960987,991 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,990
how about you be my friend instead of being such a cuck

>> No.11960987,992 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,990
Literally why are you letting him control the relationship? Why don't you blackmail him? He's probably some sick pedoqueer anyway.

>> No.11960987,993 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,992
there's nothing wrong with him.

>> No.11960987,994 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,993
Because of the "there is literally nothing wrong with being a pedofreak" meme? Are you just going to let him emotionally abuse you like this?

>> No.11960987,995 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,994
he's not a pedofreak and it's not emotional abuse since he already told me to stop contacting him months ago. I'm the one being selfish for wanting him to talk to me again.
I'm going to take a nap now and hope he'll send me a message when I wake up

>> No.11960987,996 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,995
just send him pix of ur dik dude, then he'll notice you're true feelings

>> No.11960987,997 [INTERNAL] 

this shit is gay as fuk

>> No.11960987,998 [INTERNAL] 

I went through and found a bunch of unused game codes for steam and desura. do you guys want them?

>> No.11960987,999 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,998
please send them to b1537442@trbvm.com so I cna have them when my internet is down

>> No.11960987,1000 [INTERNAL] 

the email expired please send them to b1538019@trbvm.com I'll keep this one alive

>> No.11960987,1001 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,998
What kind of games I want a game

>> No.11960987,1002 [INTERNAL] 

http://pastebin.com/jKDB5X7E
just redeem them or something

>> No.11960987,1003 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1002
Cool thanks

How does that have so many views already?

>> No.11960987,1004 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1003
No clue. I posted it like 10 minutes ago.

>> No.11960987,1005 [INTERNAL] 

what games were there

>> No.11960987,1006 [INTERNAL] 

holy fuck this thread is pathetic

>> No.11960987,1007 [INTERNAL] 

I just want to meet and impregnate a cute /jp/er. I'd even work hard so she wouldn't have to.

>> No.11960987,1008 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1007
boys can't get pregnant

>> No.11960987,1009 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1008
These fags are so deluded they'll probably carry on pretending that far

>> No.11960987,1010 [INTERNAL] 

WJYY DID YOU ABANDON ME

>> No.11960987,1011 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1010
Still here

>> No.11960987,1012 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1011
who the uck are you

>> No.11960987,1013 [INTERNAL] 

i dunno what's up w/ the thousand ghostposts, but i've seen people i know irl subpost on /jp/ but i'm too scared to say that i saw them on /jp/ lol...

>> No.11960987,1014 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1013
name and shame them norman my man

>> No.11960987,1015 [INTERNAL] 

I sometimes browse /jp/ and the W on my phone in public, hoping deep down that someone from there will notice me… but I know that almost no one else who browses /jp/ and the W would go out in public, and even then, they would probably never say anything to me… just fucking murder me god fucking damn it all…

>> No.11960987,1016 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1015
i know i wouldn't want to talk to somebody i saw browsing an imageboard in public.. even if it was one that i post on..

unless they were straight up looking at pics of cute loli kids then i'd probably try to talk to them.... look @ cp on ur phone & i'll be ur friend

>> No.11960987,1017 [INTERNAL] 

just fucking kil me

>> No.11960987,1018 [INTERNAL] 

JUST KIL:L ME HOLY SHIT

>> No.11960987,1019 [INTERNAL] 

please send me a message

>> No.11960987,1020 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1019
wjhy don't you send me one

>> No.11960987,1021 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1020
i did but you never replied......

>> No.11960987,1022 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1021
ewhich email did you send to

>> No.11960987,1023 [INTERNAL] 

why won't you send me a message

>> No.11960987,1024 [INTERNAL] 

im sending out an sos

>> No.11960987,1025 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,214
that wasnt me
epic

>> No.11960987,1026 [INTERNAL] 

a year has passed since i wrote my note

>> No.11960987,1027 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1026
what note

>> No.11960987,1028 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1027
my message in a bottle

>> No.11960987,1029 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1028
no one cares fag lmao

>> No.11960987,1030 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1029
i should have known right from the start

>> No.11960987,1031 [INTERNAL] 

...................

>> No.11960987,1032 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1026
>>11960987,1028
i got the refference lol

>> No.11960987,1033 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1026
thanks for picking up where i left off and even doing it in my posting style, i appreciate it

>> No.11960987,1034 [INTERNAL] 

This thread is spooky. Please let it RIP.

>> No.11960987,1035 [INTERNAL] 

just killm e

>> No.11960987,1036 [INTERNAL] 

and you don't seem to understand...

>> No.11960987,1037 [INTERNAL] 

and you don't seem the lying kind...

>> No.11960987,1038 [INTERNAL] 

Happy birthday.

>> No.11960987,1039 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1038
i love you

>> No.11960987,1040 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1039
lol

>> No.11960987,1041 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1040
...

>> No.11960987,1042 [INTERNAL] 

please...

>> No.11960987,1043 [INTERNAL] 

no message...

>> No.11960987,1044 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1043
just move on. whoever youre hoping messages you obviously doesnt care

>> No.11960987,1045 [INTERNAL] 

If anyone wants a free game, here

https://www.humblebundle.com/

>> No.11960987,1046 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1045
I didn't like Technoglitch. Tower of Guns was pretty fun thpugh.

>> No.11960987,1047 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1046
should i pay a buck for it and those other 2 games

>> No.11960987,1048 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1047
OliOli is literally an iPhone game, and I didn't really like Itsp, but if you want a casual fps rougelight, then tower of guns is worth $2. I recommend watching some gameplay for both.

>> No.11960987,1049 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1048
i used 10minutemail and paid for it, but then i realized i took too long and the email self destructed so i lost my codes

fuck i feel like a dumbass

>> No.11960987,1050 [INTERNAL] 

Why does everything push these shitty indie games now

FUCK off

>> No.11960987,1051 [INTERNAL] 

check out this ownage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8-ycSkoYfc

>> No.11960987,1052 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1051
Seen it a million times and it never gets old. The part where he starts screaming always gets me.

>> No.11960987,1053 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1051
Someday janny...

>> No.11960987,1054 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1049
lol...

>> No.11960987,1055 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1051
The only part that sort of disturbs me is that sound near the end. It sounds like he's gurgling on blood or something

>> No.11960987,1056 [INTERNAL] 

http://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeopledie

fucking epic teeniebros

>> No.11960987,1057 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1056
>reddit admins
/r/watchpeopledie? We don't censor freedom of speech here on reddit. Even content we may find distasteful is allowed as long as it's legal.

/r/loli? NOPE! BANNED!

>> No.11960987,1058 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1057
Normies literally think that looking at pictures of young healthy girls is more sick and wrong than watching people get maimed and killed.

>> No.11960987,1059 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1057
http://www.reddit.com/r/lolicons
http://www.reddit.com/r/Pomf

Just because a subreddit's directory name isn't active doesn't mean that it doesn't exist. reddit at the moment has more freedom of speech than 4chan, but both are very far behind 8chan.

Also, even if that second sub's name attracts retards it still goes to show that loli is fine on reddit.

>> No.11960987,1060 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1059
http://www.reddit.com/r/LoliShota

Oh look, here's more.

>> No.11960987,1061 [INTERNAL] 

this thread is the worst...

>> No.11960987,1062 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1044
i wish it was that easy to move on...

>> No.11960987,1063 [INTERNAL] 

Nintendo direct at 5pm eastern today.

I hope they show more Xenoblade Chronicles X footage..

>> No.11960987,1064 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1060
>>11960987,1059
Can you guys keep your rori shit in the rori thread?

>> No.11960987,1065 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1062
know feel

>> No.11960987,1066 [INTERNAL] 

Has anyone tried the uncle remus method for autism bux with success?

>> No.11960987,1067 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1066
you'll have better chances getting an actual job, which is none LMAO

>> No.11960987,1068 [INTERNAL] 

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/economy/poloz-having-something-unpaid-on-your-cv-is-very-worth-it/article21439305/


Why don't you try working for free, heh.

>> No.11960987,1069 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1068
Oh vey goyim it appears you don't have any volunteer or internship work on your application, hehehehehehe. Looks like it's your lucky day because my pal Mr. Steinberg was just looking for a new goyim cattle slav- a new unpaid intern. Whaddya say?

>> No.11960987,1070 [INTERNAL] 

he does it for free :)

>> No.11960987,1071 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1069
The worst part about it all is that even the article says that unpaid internships aren't even legal in Canada unless it's for school credits of some form. What about all the people in between programs, or new grads, i.e. the people that make up the vast majority of that youth unemployment statistic.

>> No.11960987,1072 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1071
It should be legal, people who actually work for free deserve nothing and should be killed for being so subhuman.

I think most of the time they are just rich kids who got a referral from daddy to fluff their resumes.

>> No.11960987,1073 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1072
You don't even need to think that, that exact issue was brought up in the article and the douchebag bank of Canada guy just shrugged it off.

>> No.11960987,1074 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1073
Working for free is for your benefit goyim :^_

>> No.11960987,1075 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1074
That's not what my post was about, it was regarding the issue of the amount of networking required to even get an internship, something only rich kids or the extremely lucky have access to.

>> No.11960987,1076 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1075
I'm extremely lucky to have access to your mom's fat ass.

>> No.11960987,1077 [INTERNAL] 

ano...

(What are these guys talking about...?)

>> No.11960987,1078 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1076
>>11960987,1077
you forgot you're trip dude

>> No.11960987,1079 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1078
uhh.. only one of those was me

>> No.11960987,1080 [INTERNAL] 

still no message...

>> No.11960987,1081 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1080
Anoo, you can email me and i'll always respond.

>> No.11960987,1082 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1081
i want him...

>> No.11960987,1083 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1080
>>11960987,1082
when was the last time he talked to you

>> No.11960987,1084 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1082
Who is him?

>> No.11960987,1085 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1084
me

>> No.11960987,1086 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1085
That would be true if you weren't you.

>> No.11960987,1087 [INTERNAL] 

feelio micropenis

just fucking kill me already

>> No.11960987,1088 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1087
Hey me too. I'm barely holding 6 inches ;-;

>> No.11960987,1089 [INTERNAL] 

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/awoof

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.11960987,1090 [INTERNAL] 

I feel as if my typing skills have atrophied.

>> No.11960987,1091 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1088
my penis is 4 inches.........

>> No.11960987,1092 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1080
give me your mail

>> No.11960987,1093 [INTERNAL] 

How do I get rid of nose hair?

>> No.11960987,1094 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1083
6 months...

>> No.11960987,1095 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1094
>>11960987,1092
onegai...

>> No.11960987,1096 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1095
...

>> No.11960987,1097 [INTERNAL] 

just fucking kill me already god damn what fuck

>> No.11960987,1098 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1093
Just sort of trim it with small scissors if they stick out.
You can also pluck the ones that stick out with tweezers and they'll be gone for a while, but that can be pretty painful.

>> No.11960987,1099 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1096
my mene...

>> No.11960987,1100 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1099
Time to kill yourself.

>> No.11960987,1101 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1100
Huh? Why?

>> No.11960987,1102 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1101
Terminal degeneracy.

>> No.11960987,1103 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1102
That's my first post ITT I'm not your boyfriend dude don't last out at random posters maybe that's kind of rude

>> No.11960987,1104 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1103
Shut the fuck up, Dani.

>> No.11960987,1105 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1104
Had a bad day or something?

>> No.11960987,1106 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1099
why do you even want to message me, I'm not fun to talk to or anything...

>> No.11960987,1107 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1103
Ah you're that guy, just kill yourself subhuman.

>> No.11960987,1108 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1106
I don't, you're a twerp.

>> No.11960987,1109 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1107
...

>> No.11960987,1110 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1109
......

>> No.11960987,1111 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1105
So, you're that homosexual Dani?
Kindly murder your life out of these premises.

>> No.11960987,1112 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1108
...

>> No.11960987,1113 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1111
....

>> No.11960987,1114 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1111
Hey, I'm not the one fishing for emails in a gay hookup thread.

>> No.11960987,1115 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1114
Me neither. Wanna sex instead?

>> No.11960987,1116 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1115
Yes email me the information here: ddani1212@yahoo.com

>> No.11960987,1117 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1116
Keep at it dude. Maybe I'll get an e-mail one day.

>> No.11960987,1118 [INTERNAL] 

why am I alive

>> No.11960987,1119 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1118
why not

>> No.11960987,1120 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1119
becuase all I do is fsuffer

>> No.11960987,1121 [INTERNAL] 

still no message...

>> No.11960987,1122 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1120
then do something about it maybe

>> No.11960987,1123 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1122
Ican't..; [i]that persomn[/oi] won't message me...

>> No.11960987,1124 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1123
What's his email address?

>> No.11960987,1125 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1124
I cna't telly ou

>> No.11960987,1126 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1125
Why not.

>> No.11960987,1127 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1126
ith urts to know you would probably get a response but I won't and yuou might steal them

>> No.11960987,1128 [INTERNAL] 

please message me....

>> No.11960987,1129 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1128
tell me how, dood

>> No.11960987,1130 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1129
i want him...

>> No.11960987,1131 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1130
it's me, dood, tell me how to contact you

>> No.11960987,1132 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1131
quote the post you made in the post to prove it...

>> No.11960987,1133 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1132
*in this thread

>> No.11960987,1134 [INTERNAL] 

Literally why do you care about someone who hasn't talked to you for 6 months? What's so good about this random /jp/ friend?

Is it just a meme and you don't really care?

>> No.11960987,1135 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1134
He's the only friend I've ever had that tolerated me for so long...

>> No.11960987,1136 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1135
Maybe I can tolerate you longer.

>> No.11960987,1137 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1136
...

>> No.11960987,1138 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1137
...?

>> No.11960987,1139 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1138
i miss him

>> No.11960987,1140 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1139
You literally just said you only care about him so much because he tolerated you so long. Now he's no longer tolerating you, so why don't you try to break the record?

>> No.11960987,1141 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1140
i'm just hoping he'll send me a message again but if he sees that I made a new friend he'll probably won't message me again

>> No.11960987,1142 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1141
He hasn't sent you a message in 6 months. How long did he tolerate you?

>> No.11960987,1143 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1142
10 months

>> No.11960987,1144 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1143
If you got a new person when he started ignoring you, you'd be over half way to breaking the record by now.

>> No.11960987,1145 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1144
I tried making one but he got tired of me really fast because I took took too long to reply to his messages and I couldn't stop thinking about him and always just saw the new one as a replacement

>> No.11960987,1146 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1145
Why did you take so long to reply to his messages

>> No.11960987,1147 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1146
I'm bad at communicating and sometimes write a really long reply but just erase everything because I'm afraid...

>> No.11960987,1148 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1147
What did you talk with him about
How old are you
Over what medium did you communicate

>> No.11960987,1149 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1148
our hobbies and stuff
22
email

>> No.11960987,1150 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1106
im the one who wanted to. i still do!

>> No.11960987,1151 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1149
What are your hobbies?

>> No.11960987,1152 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1151
...........

>> No.11960987,1153 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1152
Uh?

>> No.11960987,1154 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1153
why are you trying so hard...

>> No.11960987,1155 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1154
Just tell me what your hobbies are you queer, holy fuck

>> No.11960987,1156 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1154
because i want your email... fuck

>> No.11960987,1157 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1155
I DON'T HAVE ANY INTERESTING HOBBIES, WHY DO YOU THINK HE WOULD STOP TALKING TO ME? IT'S BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING INTERESTING ABOUT ME AT ALL..........

>> No.11960987,1158 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1157
I asked you for your hobbies, not your interesting hobbies

>> No.11960987,1159 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1157
do you have any hobbies at all?

>> No.11960987,1160 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1158
>>11960987,1159
anime, games, visual novels, surfing the web......

>> No.11960987,1161 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1160
nice wnana give me your mail now?

>> No.11960987,1162 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1160
What anime are you watching

>> No.11960987,1163 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1162
mushishi, physcho pass 2, kokkuri-san, log horizon, akame ga kill, terraformars, amagi brilliant park, sao 2, log horizon 2...
just finished rewatching slayers a while ago

>> No.11960987,1164 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1163
What games are you playing

>> No.11960987,1165 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1164
nothing now...

>> No.11960987,1166 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1165
What games were you playing in recent times

>> No.11960987,1167 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1166
i went back to play an old ragnarok server that I used to play on 5 or 6 years ago but stopped shortly because it was pretty dead and no one i knew was there anymore
tried playing warcraft 3 custom maps but there weren't any fun maps being hosted anymore

wanted to finish kamidori but i haven't played it since the english patch so i couldn't continue my 30 hour save file and had to restart but got tired after playing a bit

>> No.11960987,1168 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1167
Why did you use email and not im

>> No.11960987,1169 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1168
I already told you I wasn't good at conversation, if I used IM I'll end up feeling really nervous and don't know how to reply on the spot and just ending up disconnect or just not replying and being rude. at least with emails I can take my time to plan out a message even though I usually just end up deleting what I write, I can at least send a message without being too rude

>> No.11960987,1170 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1163
Maybe you're confusing the boards and your friend is waiting for you on the flavor of the week cartoon blog.

>> No.11960987,1171 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1169
Uh you realize you'll never learn to converse like that

>> No.11960987,1172 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1167
http://blog.treeofsavior.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/tos2560x1024.jpg

tree of savior soon friend

>> No.11960987,1173 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1171
im done talking, goodbye

>>11960987,1170
he doesn't really watch anime

>> No.11960987,1174 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1173
What the fuck? I had a lot more questions. How can you leave me hanging like this?

>> No.11960987,1175 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1174
i don't know how to reply to >>11960987,1171

>> No.11960987,1176 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1175
What did you last masturbate to?

>> No.11960987,1177 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1176
don't remember

>> No.11960987,1178 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1177
When did you last masturbate?

>> No.11960987,1179 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1178
um, 2 or 3 days ago

>> No.11960987,1180 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1179
Can you give me three examples of things you masturbated to?

>> No.11960987,1181 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1180
ntr

>> No.11960987,1182 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1181
I want specific examples...

>> No.11960987,1183 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1182
http://exhentai.org/g/744510/689dd0011c/
http://exhentai.org/g/743259/d23380d8d8/
http://exhentai.org/g/743001/f4c9fb75a2/
http://exhentai.org/g/742122/0407fa26b1/
http://exhentai.org/g/733840/6d2cc8e66e/
http://exhentai.org/g/732092/f4943b6cd7/
http://exhentai.org/g/730962/631a93246f/
http://exhentai.org/g/729344/ad12cd6c74/
http://exhentai.org/g/729199/4ebec0adfe/
http://exhentai.org/g/728317/fb730bb7e0/
http://exhentai.org/g/726095/95b6e486bc/
http://exhentai.org/g/724366/30d80db8b1/
http://exhentai.org/g/716214/13960c9358/
http://exhentai.org/g/714095/acc7ac0e6f/
http://exhentai.org/g/701402/0fc9dd1eab/

>> No.11960987,1184 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1183
What's with all the gay shit...? And do you fap to only doujin?

>> No.11960987,1185 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1184
......

>> No.11960987,1186 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1185
Well?

>> No.11960987,1187 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1186
.........................

>> No.11960987,1188 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1187
Can you just answer my questions?

>> No.11960987,1189 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1188
>What's with all the gay shit...?
...

>And do you fap to only doujin?
no

>> No.11960987,1190 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1189
Don't worry I even fapped to that gay as hell color one before.

What are some examples of non-doujin things you masturbated to?

>> No.11960987,1191 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1190
premature ejaculation jav

>> No.11960987,1192 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1191
Why ntr and premature ejaculation?

>> No.11960987,1193 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1192
i have premature ejaculation
don't know why i like ntr

>> No.11960987,1194 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1193
What was your best subject in school?

>> No.11960987,1195 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1194
math i guess

>> No.11960987,1196 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1195
How do you live now?

>> No.11960987,1197 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1196
why are you asking me so many questions....

>> No.11960987,1198 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1196
>>11960987,1197
i'm done, thanks for talking to me
leave your email or something so someone pretending to be me can contact you or something

>> No.11960987,1199 [INTERNAL] 

Aren't you going to tell me how you live? Are you a NEET?

>> No.11960987,1200 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1199
i work part time sometimes

>> No.11960987,1201 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1200
What do you work as?

>> No.11960987,1202 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1201
i suck dicks at the gas station for $25 a pop

>> No.11960987,1203 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1201
warehouse
ppls stop talking to me

>> No.11960987,1204 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1203
Uh, why? Do you like alone?

>> No.11960987,1205 [INTERNAL] 

Um, live alone.

You obviously like alone anyway

>> No.11960987,1206 [INTERNAL] 

because I'm a dumb consumer that wants to buy stuff sometimes
no
please stop asking and just leave a contact

>> No.11960987,1207 [INTERNAL] 

What's the big deal?

>> No.11960987,1208 [INTERNAL] 

please stop, goodbye

>> No.11960987,1209 [INTERNAL] 

Um...? Do you live with your mom?

>> No.11960987,1210 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1208
Hi. Are you gay?

>> No.11960987,1211 [INTERNAL] 

yes, please stop now

>> No.11960987,1212 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1211

Which? >>11960987,1210
>>11960987,1209

>> No.11960987,1213 [INTERNAL] 

What does your mom think of you?

>> No.11960987,1214 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1211
>>11960987,1209

>>11960987,1213
im not going to reply anymore, leave a contact or something if you want to talk but i probably won't contact you at all but someone pretending to be me can
goodbye

>> No.11960987,1215 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1214
Ok. Will you be here tomorrow?




(Are you gay?)

>> No.11960987,1216 [INTERNAL] 

Why are you behaving just like the guy who ignored you for 6 months?

>> No.11960987,1217 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1216
Mental disorder.

>> No.11960987,1218 [INTERNAL] 

wow this guys a real asshole, no wonder you're boyfriend dumped you

>> No.11960987,1219 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1216
please stop, this is going to be my real last message
leave your steam id or something if you really want to talk but I don't know if I'll go through with it so let someone else add you and pretend to be me instead

>> No.11960987,1220 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1219
Do you have actual mental retardation?

>> No.11960987,1221 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1219
Why do you not want to talk to me?

>> No.11960987,1222 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1219
whats with the sudden tripcode?

>> No.11960987,1223 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1219
am i not good enough for you?

>> No.11960987,1224 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1220
don't know

>>11960987,1222
because even though I say I don't mind someone pretending to me it actually affects me a lot

>>11960987,1221
because you keep asking me questions and i can't take the pressure anymore, this is my last reply for real
goodbye

>> No.11960987,1225 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1224
i love you...

>> No.11960987,1226 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1224
Won't you mail me if i post contact?

>> No.11960987,1227 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1226
yes post it

>>11960987,1225
thabnks

>> No.11960987,1228 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1227
b2173477@trbvm.com
pls mail me too

>> No.11960987,1229 [INTERNAL] 

WOAH

>> No.11960987,1230 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1229
Please don't use my trademarked misspelling.

>> No.11960987,1231 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1230
I've always spelled woah this way... it's wrong?

>> No.11960987,1232 [INTERNAL] 

WHY THE FUCK AM IUA LIVE

>> No.11960987,1233 [INTERNAL] 

NJUST UCKCING KILL ME HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk

>> No.11960987,1234 [INTERNAL] 

did youi really hate me that much

>> No.11960987,1235 [INTERNAL] 

why. WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING DO HTIS

>> No.11960987,1236 [INTERNAL] 

I was neverm ore than a playthijng to you

>> No.11960987,1237 [INTERNAL] 

in the end I wuasn't even afriend to you...

YOu DON"T UNDERSTAND WHAT FIRENDHIP IS

>> No.11960987,1238 [INTERNAL] 

what di you even want from me..... YOU DROVE ME INTO THE GROUND HOLY FUCK

>> No.11960987,1239 [INTERNAL] 

I feel sexy (sexy like a girl) right now. What should I do? I'm thinking I should masturbate to myself in the mirror but people are home.

>> No.11960987,1240 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1239
buffalo bill is that you

>> No.11960987,1241 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1239
Get a wig and dance in it shirtless while listening to Goodbye Horses full volume

>> No.11960987,1242 [INTERNAL] 

So the caps spammer and the internet boyfriend meme guys are the same guy?

Have I been alone with Trevor on this site all along...?

>> No.11960987,1243 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1242
There is at least 1 (one) other person here.

>> No.11960987,1244 [INTERNAL] 

So is this ironic or unironic? Anyone want to place bets?

>> No.11960987,1245 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1244
you mean is it satire?

>> No.11960987,1246 [INTERNAL] 

it's post pre-irony

>> No.11960987,1247 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1245
Doesn't satire have to be referential?

>> No.11960987,1248 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1247
how are these friendsters now referential caricatures

>> No.11960987,1249 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1248
That was kind of an implied question in my post, I'm not sure why you're asking me.

>> No.11960987,1250 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1242
no and it's not a meme

>> No.11960987,1251 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1244
Irony is bullshit powered by the delusion that your inner monologue is your identity and not your external behavior

>> No.11960987,1252 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1251
it's not

>> No.11960987,1253 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1251
>your inner monologue is your identity and not your external behavior
That's just, like, your opinion, man.

>> No.11960987,1254 [INTERNAL] 

Does anyone want to be friends? Send me an email if you have a little sister.

>> No.11960987,1255 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1234
yeah

>> No.11960987,1256 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1251
epic behaviorism dude

>> No.11960987,1257 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1254
Why do I have to have a little sister?

>> No.11960987,1258 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1257
So I can talk to her.

>> No.11960987,1259 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1258
I don't have one. We can't be friends?

Why would you want to talk to my little sister anyway?

>> No.11960987,1260 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1259
dude he only wants to use people to fuck their sisters. be my friend instead im better.

>> No.11960987,1261 [INTERNAL] 

why did you do thios to me do I mean that little to you I thoughut you cared

>> No.11960987,1262 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1261
i do care...

>> No.11960987,1263 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1262
who are you

>> No.11960987,1264 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1263
...

>> No.11960987,1265 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1264
you're niot that person

>> No.11960987,1266 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1265
Kill yourself, subhuman.

>> No.11960987,1267 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1266
why

>> No.11960987,1268 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1265
can i be your replacement?

>> No.11960987,1269 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1267
You're a filthy fucking subhuman freak.

>> No.11960987,1270 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1268
nobody can treaplace them

>>11960987,1269
I didn't ask to be this way... why arey ou mad at me

>> No.11960987,1271 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1270
please let me try

>> No.11960987,1272 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1259
No deal. If you had a little sister I'd be your best friend but if you have no sister it's literally kind of gay.

>> No.11960987,1273 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1272
I do have a sister, just not a little one. Do you have one?

>> No.11960987,1274 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1273
Unless you're like 5 years old and your older sister is like 9 I don't want to talk to you or your gross big sister. I only want cute, soft, smooth, sweet smelling little sisters with slippery little slimy loliholes.

PS I have two little sisters but this is not going anywhere if nobody else has a little sister.

>> No.11960987,1275 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1274
Why would anyone want you to molest their little sisters?

>> No.11960987,1276 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1275
Who said anything about molesting? Why do you people always bring rape and molestation into things whenever a loli is concerned? I just prefer playing games with a loli and talking with a loli and having loli friends.

>> No.11960987,1277 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1276
Why do you love the little ones?

>> No.11960987,1278 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1277
hes a pedo lmao

>> No.11960987,1279 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1277
If I'm going to be speaking to anyone I prefer hearing a loli voice over a man's or woman's voice. On top of that they're usually cheerful and positive and have lots of interesting things to say and talk about. Plus watching a loli play a videogame is just cute because the character in the game usually acts really clumsy and slow.

Basically they're just all around better and cuter.

>> No.11960987,1280 [INTERNAL] 

Oh and also way more playful.

>> No.11960987,1281 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1279
They don't have anything interesting to say because by adult standards they are retarded

>> No.11960987,1282 [INTERNAL] 

FUCKING KILL ME PLEASE

>> No.11960987,1283 [INTERNAL] 

kill you're self you fucking pedo freaks

>> No.11960987,1284 [INTERNAL] 

This thread is awful.

>> No.11960987,1285 [INTERNAL] 

nobody understands my pain

>> No.11960987,1286 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1285
i feel you

>> No.11960987,1287 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1286
you don't... you jsut don't

>> No.11960987,1288 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1287
this grief.. . it overwhesmls me. .....

>> No.11960987,1289 [INTERNAL] 

I just want my friend ot care about me again

>> No.11960987,1290 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1226
please give me your contact although I don't know when I'll contact you... if at all...

>> No.11960987,1291 [INTERNAL] 

why does nobody care. hopw can they shut me out like this

>> No.11960987,1292 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1290
why wont you talk to me?

>> No.11960987,1293 [INTERNAL] 

everyone hates meI don't have any true friend

>> No.11960987,1294 [INTERNAL] 

please god why

>> No.11960987,1295 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1293
why wont you let me talk to you...

>> No.11960987,1296 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1295
you don't understand Ijust want my friend back.

>> No.11960987,1297 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1296
am i not even good enough to be a replacement?

>> No.11960987,1298 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1297
how can you replace five years...

>> No.11960987,1299 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1298
with five new years

>> No.11960987,1300 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1299
I literally can't last that long I jst want my friend back

did I mean so little to you......?

>> No.11960987,1301 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1292
i don't think you're him

>> No.11960987,1302 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1300
just tell me what you want from me...

>> No.11960987,1303 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1301
Im not

>> No.11960987,1304 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1301
nigga i got guns u aint gon do shit

>> No.11960987,1305 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1302
I don't wnat anything from you I jsut want my friend

>> No.11960987,1306 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1305
why cant i be your friend?

>> No.11960987,1307 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1306
you don't understand... it took 5 years to build this friendship why do they hate me...? don't they understand I was usffering

why....

>> No.11960987,1308 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1305
Didn't you say before that your friends are irl and not from /jp/?
Why are you whining on here then? Not like they would know.

>> No.11960987,1309 [INTERNAL] 

anyone who wants a good friend catch me on skype: malik5950

>> No.11960987,1310 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1307
spend five years with me then

>> No.11960987,1311 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1308
I just want toexpress my pain and no it wasn't in real life I enver met them

I don't even know what gender they were...

>> No.11960987,1312 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1311
I'm a guy. Uh...you're pretty creepy dude. That's why I avoided you. Can you stop this shit now?

>> No.11960987,1313 [INTERNAL] 

please someone talk to me

>> No.11960987,1314 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1312
*sigh*... why does everyone always say I 'm a creep

>> No.11960987,1315 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1313
wanna be my friend?

>> No.11960987,1316 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1315
yea

>> No.11960987,1317 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1316
really? no kidding? i love you!

>> No.11960987,1318 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1317
nice mate were bros now catch me on skype any time you wanna have a friendly chat

>> No.11960987,1319 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1318
sure thing friend!

>> No.11960987,1320 [INTERNAL] 

did you really hate me that muhc

what was I to you

why did you alwayss say such cruel things and act like it was nothing...

>> No.11960987,1321 [INTERNAL] 

whyyyyy

you said you would always stay in contact

HOW CSAN YOU END IT HTIS WAY

>> No.11960987,1322 [INTERNAL] 

you took everythinfg from me and you don't care...

>> No.11960987,1323 [INTERNAL] 

nobody is ion my side

>> No.11960987,1324 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1323
you rejected a guy who wanted to be your friend like 10 times...

>> No.11960987,1325 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1324
he doesn't udnerstand that nobody can replace that person..

>> No.11960987,1326 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1325
so you just wanna wallow in self pity?

>> No.11960987,1327 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1325
Just what do you want then?

>> No.11960987,1328 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1326
what else is there to do

maybe god will hear my prayers...

>> No.11960987,1329 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1328
I finally found someone more worthless than me. It's a nice feeling.

>> No.11960987,1330 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1329
I just want my friend why is that so wrong

>> No.11960987,1331 [INTERNAL] 

did you grow out of liking me>? did you lose interest when I wsasn't who you thought? were you dispapointed when Iwas so stupid? WHY DID I MEAN SO LITTLE

>> No.11960987,1332 [INTERNAL] 

did you even view me as a realy friend or did you just accept the definiton since it was similar...

>> No.11960987,1333 [INTERNAL] 

this made me realise how many people ive ignored online because i grew bored of them

>> No.11960987,1334 [INTERNAL] 

you're right there but yo uwon't even acknowldge my existence... do you have fun using what I made but throwing me away???

was I not good enough for you? SORRY I'M NOT A GENIUS LIKE YOU HOLY FUCK

>> No.11960987,1335 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1334
dud wat r u doin

>> No.11960987,1336 [INTERNAL] 

loiterally half the people there could have made it but I was the only person who bothered and this is the thanks I get litearlly tossed aside like I'm nothing

nobody fucking understands at all

>> No.11960987,1337 [INTERNAL] 

you just looked down on me... that's why you couldn't tll me

you knew you were better than me and you just stuck around because you felt sorry for me...

WHY do you have to hide everything from meIT'S NOT THAT FUCKING HARD FUCK

>> No.11960987,1338 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1336
dude shut up

>> No.11960987,1339 [INTERNAL] 

Is this the most subhuman individual on the W?

>> No.11960987,1340 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1338
nobody understands my pain

>> No.11960987,1341 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1336
What did you do for him anyway?

>> No.11960987,1342 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1341
everything...

was he just keeping me around because I was useful? where did it all go wrong

>> No.11960987,1343 [INTERNAL] 

you used me... you knew how I felt about you.

you celebrated beating my other friend...

>> No.11960987,1344 [INTERNAL] 

how oculd you call me a creep

do you know how much I wsa hurt

>> No.11960987,1345 [INTERNAL] 

was it all just an act for your "character"? wh ycouldn't you be ther eal you

why wre you so distant....

>> No.11960987,1346 [INTERNAL] 

JUST FCKING KILLM EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.11960987,1347 [INTERNAL] 

can this guy just kill himself already? holy shit...

>> No.11960987,1348 [INTERNAL] 

internet friend meme guy, you're obviously retarded but are you at least hot? maybe he's not into uggos lmao

>> No.11960987,1349 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1348
the one on the right

http://s28.postimg.org/m7wjmhnr1/wbros.jpg

>> No.11960987,1350 [INTERNAL] 

Wholly fuck, the teenbro is real.

>> No.11960987,1351 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1350
I'm 24

>> No.11960987,1352 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1351
LOL

>> No.11960987,1353 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1352
qwhy is that funny

>> No.11960987,1354 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1353
is that really you
holy f**k

>> No.11960987,1355 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1349
i'm sorry...

>> No.11960987,1356 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1354
it's me from when I was 19

>> No.11960987,1357 [INTERNAL] 

Is it over?

>> No.11960987,1358 [INTERNAL] 

I had a dream that my friend came back to me last night

I have those a lot...

>> No.11960987,1359 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1358
I had a nightmare that I was back in high school again

>> No.11960987,1360 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1359
I have those all hte time too

>> No.11960987,1361 [INTERNAL] 

please come back...

>> No.11960987,1362 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1361
kiss me

>> No.11960987,1363 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1362
are you >>11960987,1226

>> No.11960987,1364 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1363
yes

>> No.11960987,1365 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1364
I don't believe you

>> No.11960987,1366 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1365
Watched any new anime lately?

>> No.11960987,1367 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1366
stop trying to trick me...

>> No.11960987,1368 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1367
Did you really like me that much?

>> No.11960987,1369 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1368
yes...

>> No.11960987,1370 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1369
You're pathetic. Kill yourself.

>> No.11960987,1371 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1370
...

>> No.11960987,1372 [INTERNAL] 

jusrc kill me

>> No.11960987,1373 [INTERNAL] 

I just fucking hate this world and the human worms feasting on it's corpse

>> No.11960987,1374 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1373
Worms actually make the earth more fertile. Larvae help the decomposition process and earthworms aerate soil. Bad worms, the parasitic kind, have no interest in dead hosts.

>> No.11960987,1375 [INTERNAL] 

why wont yout alk to me anymore

>> No.11960987,1376 [INTERNAL] 

it's time for me to kill...

>> No.11960987,1377 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1373
maggots would have been a better expression.

>> No.11960987,1378 [INTERNAL] 

WH YARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME

>> No.11960987,1379 [INTERNAL] 

I THOUTHF YOU FUCKING CARED HOLYU FYCJKKK

>> No.11960987,1380 [INTERNAL] 

Nobody cares about you dude

>> No.11960987,1381 [INTERNAL] 

I realized that too latae

>> No.11960987,1382 [INTERNAL] 

We are born alone and we will die alone

>> No.11960987,1383 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,130
He's right.

>>11960987,794
>atashit that does nothing even if you megadose
Try Klonopin for maximum easy taking. Don't go on anti-psychotics (dopamine antagonists). They'll tweak you if you go off them, and you're liable to gain weight uncontrollably once you start, and they basically kill your fun (and dick).

Protip: SSRI's make it harder for you to cum.

>> No.11960987,1384 [INTERNAL] 

please message me...

>> No.11960987,1385 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1384
*gives you a massage*

>> No.11960987,1386 [INTERNAL] 

feeling so hard tonight its like im back in high school


i thought i was over my misanthropy and self-loathing

fucj im so sorry for making you cry like that mum uGH jdimsa for reals this time please...

>> No.11960987,1387 [INTERNAL] 

there is no god

>> No.11960987,1388 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1386
feeling it pretty hard right now too friend

>> No.11960987,1389 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1382
>>11960987,1387
>>11960987,1386
>>11960987,1373
>>11960987,1379
>>11960987,1378
I weep for humanity.

>> No.11960987,1390 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1389
I weep for my dick in your ass you fucking homo

>> No.11960987,1391 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1390
Kill all the shameful feelers, and then yourself. TY

>> No.11960987,1392 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1391
Fuck off queer.

>> No.11960987,1393 [INTERNAL] 

I'm just going to leave this here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYOtZvwNCsc

>> No.11960987,1394 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1393
This is actually super solid, thanks.

>> No.11960987,1395 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1394

>> No.11960987,1396 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1395
Hey I thought your reply was kind of funny but I'm not digging the use of the subject field to convey your message. Do you mind if I repost your reply with the little heart in the rightful "Comment" field?

>> No.11960987,1397 [INTERNAL] 

ok, sorry
http://www.kcpr.org/listen

>> No.11960987,1398 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1394
<3

>> No.11960987,1399 [INTERNAL] 

GET OUT

>> No.11960987,1400 [INTERNAL] 

why fucking lvie

>> No.11960987,1401 [INTERNAL] 

I keep dreaming aboty ou...

>> No.11960987,1402 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1401
"There are times when I am convinced I am unfit for any human relationship."
— Franz Kafka, from Letters To Felice

>> No.11960987,1403 [INTERNAL] 

I jsjt want you back why don't yuou care

>> No.11960987,1404 [INTERNAL] 

nigger fucking pisss

>> No.11960987,1405 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1403
I want to go deep, way deep into your rabbit hole

>> No.11960987,1406 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1402
lknow that feel

>> No.11960987,1407 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1406
That Kafka feel...

>> No.11960987,1408 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1407
you don't know how well i know that feel..

>> No.11960987,1409 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1407
the trip from /fa/? kek

>> No.11960987,1410 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1408
>go to /fa/
>see top thread
killing my vibe

>> No.11960987,1411 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1409
Uhh... can you kill yourself?

>> No.11960987,1412 [INTERNAL] 

I was in school with ypou you and after class you looked like were waiting but I needed to ask the teacher something and then you were gone

why would you hnever tellm e naything

>> No.11960987,1413 [INTERNAL] 

do you hate me ? i don't even know

>> No.11960987,1414 [INTERNAL] 

"Life's a bitch and then you die, that's why we get high"
—— Niggy

>> No.11960987,1415 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1413
he told ypu to kill yourself what do you think?

>> No.11960987,1416 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1415
that's not what he asiad.

he said he will never talk to me again becasue I treid to tkill myself

>> No.11960987,1417 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1416
Can you go away?

>> No.11960987,1418 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1416
lol

>> No.11960987,1419 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1416
youre delusional dude

>> No.11960987,1420 [INTERNAL] 

nobody understands

>> No.11960987,1421 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1420
I know you're gay.

>> No.11960987,1422 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1421
I'm not gay

>> No.11960987,1423 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1422
Filthy god damn latent homosexuals.

>> No.11960987,1424 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1422
you are. youd suck your friends dick wouldnt you?

>> No.11960987,1425 [INTERNAL] 

If you ever decide to stop being such an autistic fuck, message me. If not, you will possibly rue the day when your friend count finally reaches to the point where your only friend is yourself. You were cool to talk to before, but now most of our conversations are just "k.", "xD So dark and edgy", and "your opinion is shit. shut the fuck up already."

Just tired of your fucking shit, you're the only person where I have to deal with it, and it's starting to piss me off after a couple months of trying to endure it and wait for something good to come up. I guess it's just not the same when we're not both playing games together.

At least I got a few good friends out of it, people I can actually fucking discuss anime, games, etc. with. People who aren't acting like they're in a 2:00 AM touhou thread, going "XD A GRAT ONE!!!!!!!

Steam chat isn't /a/, you don't have to try and fit into "bored culture."

>> No.11960987,1426 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1424
he never said if he was male or female...

>> No.11960987,1427 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1425
what a fug man

>> No.11960987,1428 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1426
hes posted a picture of himself in this thread...

>> No.11960987,1429 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1428
??

>> No.11960987,1430 [INTERNAL] 

foolz homocirle please leave~

>> No.11960987,1431 [INTERNAL] 

who wants to be my steam friend

>> No.11960987,1432 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1431
No one.

>> No.11960987,1433 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1432
add me

http://steamcommunity.com/id/renchon/

>> No.11960987,1434 [INTERNAL] 

why dpn't you understsand how much I'm hurting I thought you cared YHOU DON"T FUCKING CATRE HLLYU SHIT

>> No.11960987,1435 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1431
sure
http://steamcommunity.com/id/zunbar

>> No.11960987,1436 [INTERNAL] 

i'm drinking egg nog and i forgot to buy rum now i'm crying and drinking egg nog and it tastes bad...

>> No.11960987,1437 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1436
IT'S LITERALLY LIKE ONE WEEK AFTER HALLOWEEN STOP BUYING FUCKING EGG NOG YOU STUPID SHIT

>> No.11960987,1438 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1437
but its really good with rum

>> No.11960987,1439 [INTERNAL] 

how can you abandon me at the time I needed you most.

>> No.11960987,1440 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1425
jesus

>> No.11960987,1441 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1440
what

>> No.11960987,1442 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1425
I'm going to post this on /a/. Look for me!

>> No.11960987,1443 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1442
Are you making a new thread? Keeping my eyes open!

>> No.11960987,1444 [INTERNAL] 

"This is clearly not a case of abuse," developmental psychologist Ritch Savin-Williams, director of the Sex and Gender Lab at Cornell University, told Slate. "Children have been doing this stuff forever and ever and ever and ever, and they will do it forever and ever and ever."

You can finally rape your cousins, cousin-anon, and it won't be considered rape.

>> No.11960987,1445 [INTERNAL] 

why areyou so heartless

>> No.11960987,1446 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1443
Yes.

>> No.11960987,1447 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1446
Link it here.

>> No.11960987,1448 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1443
Keep your other lips open too bro *unzips my zipper* I'm cumming in

>> No.11960987,1449 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1447
Where's the fun in that?

>> No.11960987,1450 [INTERNAL] 

you usoed to say you were afraid of going into a coma andc losing me but now you just throw me away like you never wanted me

WHY IS IT ALL ABOUT YOU

>> No.11960987,1451 [INTERNAL] 

Anyone want to chat?

>> No.11960987,1452 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1451
Hey.

>> No.11960987,1453 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1451
yes hi

>> No.11960987,1454 [INTERNAL] 

Anyone want to ERP?
*grabs onto my feminine hips and opens big gay fat loose ass*

>> No.11960987,1455 [INTERNAL] 

I just want to talkt to you again

everyone can talk t oyou but me...

>> No.11960987,1456 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1455
because youre such a huge faggot holy shit

>> No.11960987,1457 [INTERNAL] 

you said I was teh closest person to you besides family

>> No.11960987,1458 [INTERNAL] 

life withouty ou is like a broken pencil...

>> No.11960987,1459 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1458
its not like yoi cant use a broken pencil...

>> No.11960987,1460 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1459
it 's pointless

>> No.11960987,1461 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1458
>>11960987,1459
>>11960987,1460
lmao

>> No.11960987,1462 [INTERNAL] 

Sharpen it dumbass

>> No.11960987,1463 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1460
not necessarily i mean a pencil broken in half is also broken and that has a point

>> No.11960987,1464 [INTERNAL] 

I can't sharpen it without your friendship...

>> No.11960987,1465 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1464
suck my cokc dude

>> No.11960987,1466 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1464
I'm not your friend holy shit

>> No.11960987,1467 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1464
I have no need for friendship. Friendship causes pain.

>> No.11960987,1468 [INTERNAL] 

did you emnd up hating the real me? how can you do this? I just want to be wit hyo uagai nHOLYU FUCK I JUST WANT TO PLAY WITH YO UAGAIn

>> No.11960987,1469 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1468
holy shit... fine what game?

>> No.11960987,1470 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1469
if yoiu ywere that person then you wouldk now

>> No.11960987,1471 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1468
>uagai
lol

>> No.11960987,1472 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1470
what game did you guys play together

>> No.11960987,1473 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1472
osumania...

>> No.11960987,1474 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1470
fine i guess ill play a game on my own

>> No.11960987,1475 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1474
no pleasepla y with me

>> No.11960987,1476 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1475
are you sure?

>> No.11960987,1477 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1476
yes please... what syour id?

>> No.11960987,1478 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1477
tuxdude143

>> No.11960987,1479 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1478
liar//.

>> No.11960987,1480 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1479
its embarrassing to post my id...

>> No.11960987,1481 [INTERNAL] 

ther;e sno point if it isn't that person

>> No.11960987,1482 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1480
pots it

>> No.11960987,1483 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1482
i dont want to you post yours

>> No.11960987,1484 [INTERNAL] 

I don't awnt ot play if it isn' that person stop pretending to me bem please

>> No.11960987,1485 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1484
i guess youre never gonna play a game again lmao

>> No.11960987,1486 [INTERNAL] 

Istill play in random matches sometimes

[i]0(it's just not the same...)[/i[

>> No.11960987,1487 [INTERNAL] 

why cant i have a clingy friend like this?

>> No.11960987,1488 [INTERNAL] 

why cant i have a hanging dick like this

>> No.11960987,1489 [INTERNAL] 

I used to spend all fdasy in bed just waiting for you to mesage me

>> No.11960987,1490 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1483
>>11960987,1433

>> No.11960987,1491 [INTERNAL] 

Holy shit just make a new email and email eachother your steams.

I bet ot was tf2

>> No.11960987,1492 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1491
I already said whati twas

>> No.11960987,1493 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1487
are you a girl
ill be your clingy friend

>> No.11960987,1494 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1493
im a guy...

>> No.11960987,1495 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1494
Is your cock big?

>> No.11960987,1496 [INTERNAL] 

it hurts...,

>> No.11960987,1497 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1496
Sorry *takes out my cock from out if his ass*

>> No.11960987,1498 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1497
I'm, talking about the emotional anguish from my friend forsakign me

>> No.11960987,1499 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1498
You want to talk about it?

>> No.11960987,1500 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1499
I've b3en talking abou it this whole time

>> No.11960987,1501 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1500
I didnt read it because you didnt say I could. Can you tell me what happened and what hasyou so upset?

>> No.11960987,1502 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1501
they are never going to talk to me again

>> No.11960987,1503 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1502
Why?

>> No.11960987,1504 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1503
because I tired to kill myself

>> No.11960987,1505 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1504
Why

>> No.11960987,1506 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1505
because they said they wouldn't talk to me anymore without a third persojn there and they wanted it to be that way forever and thought it was fine...

>> No.11960987,1507 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1502
post his steam

>> No.11960987,1508 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1506
Do you want me to be there?

>> No.11960987,1509 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1507
ther'es no point it's private an dthey never use it and I don't want you to know them anyway

>> No.11960987,1510 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1508
uhh they won' ttalk to me no matter who is there now. they won't even let people pass messages for me since if they do they will stop talking to that personh too

>> No.11960987,1511 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1510
He hates you? I can try to pass a message for you whats his email and who should i say its from?

>> No.11960987,1512 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1511
literally no point since thyew owouldn't care or respond. they said they don't hate me and they are just doing this so I don't killm myself but I think that must be a lie used to cover the resal reasons..

>> No.11960987,1513 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1512
If theres no point then it wouldnt matter so it wouldnt matter if you try

>> No.11960987,1514 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1513
tgey will jsut hate me even more if they get a message

>> No.11960987,1515 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1514
Hate is like love bro

>> No.11960987,1516 [INTERNAL] 

any lolis want to be friend

>> No.11960987,1517 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1516
Check /ota/, I read they're all lolis

>> No.11960987,1518 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1517
i think you are lying

>> No.11960987,1519 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1518
Nope! I honestly read that there!

>> No.11960987,1520 [INTERNAL] 

please...

>> No.11960987,1521 [INTERNAL] 

god why

>> No.11960987,1522 [INTERNAL] 

why did it end this way

>> No.11960987,1523 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1522
get owned.

>> No.11960987,1524 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1523
i don't want that

>> No.11960987,1525 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1524
too late. please move to the new thread => >>/jp/thread/S12675483

>> No.11960987,1526 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1525
there's only one post there

>> No.11960987,1527 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1526
thats cause its new

god your a fucking moron

>> No.11960987,1528 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1527
stop bullying me holy fuck don't you know how much pain I'm in

>> No.11960987,1529 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1528
You don't know how much pain you are causing us.

>> No.11960987,1530 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1529
it pales in comparisom

>> No.11960987,1531 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1530
Can you just stop posting? Thanks.

>> No.11960987,1532 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1531
but where will I express my pain

>> No.11960987,1533 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1532
Try writing poems.

>> No.11960987,1534 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1532
Write some faggy poems and email them to a magazine so they can arrest you for assault

>> No.11960987,1535 [INTERNAL] 

uh I can't write poems because then how bad I am at writing will trigger me and make me want to kill myself more

>> No.11960987,1536 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1535
Try autistically killing yourself

>> No.11960987,1537 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1536
Ialready tried and it made things even worse

>> No.11960987,1538 [INTERNAL] 

It is impossible to kill this thread. It is immortal.

>> No.11960987,1539 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1538
The only reason it's still alive is because the "jfkm" spammer keeps sperging out.

>> No.11960987,1540 [INTERNAL] 

what are some good RPGs for the psp

>> No.11960987,1541 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1540
Kill yourself.

>> No.11960987,1542 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1541
not yet

>> No.11960987,1543 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1542
When?

>> No.11960987,1544 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1543
when i get a proper answer

>> No.11960987,1545 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1544
Shin Megami Tensei® : Persona 3

>> No.11960987,1546 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1545
thanks hey where can i get some cyanide

>> No.11960987,1547 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1546
Just use a gun.

>> No.11960987,1548 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1547
never was an option, again, because you should know. not discussing this with retards anymore.

>> No.11960987,1549 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1548
I'll help you kill yourself, but first you gotta post a pic of your boywomb

>> No.11960987,1550 [INTERNAL] 

why must you ahte me so much

>> No.11960987,1551 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1550
because youre such a dickhead

>> No.11960987,1552 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1551
I'm not that bad

>> No.11960987,1553 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1552
yes you are

>> No.11960987,1554 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1553
you don't know me ... my other friend who didn't cut contact with me foetrever still likes me

>> No.11960987,1555 [INTERNAL] 

sigh...

>> No.11960987,1556 [INTERNAL] 

be careful when feeding nuts to small children for they pose a choking hazard

>> No.11960987,1557 [INTERNAL] 

le just fucking kill me maymay

>> No.11960987,1558 [INTERNAL] 

at least tell me why

>> No.11960987,1559 [INTERNAL] 

was this the thcristian thing to do?

>> No.11960987,1560 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1559
fucking yes now shutu p

>> No.11960987,1561 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1560
it wasn't forgiveness is the christian way

>> No.11960987,1562 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1561
what do you want from me dude?

>> No.11960987,1563 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1562
nothing I m=just want my ffriend back

>> No.11960987,1564 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1563
well that aint happening

>> No.11960987,1565 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1564
please don't say that

>> No.11960987,1566 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1565
no fuck you

>> No.11960987,1567 [INTERNAL] 

whyyyyy

>> No.11960987,1568 [INTERNAL] 

di you hate me that much holy fuck

>> No.11960987,1569 [INTERNAL] 

when will this loser shut up already

>> No.11960987,1570 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1569
We should kill him

>> No.11960987,1571 [INTERNAL] 

I'll shut up when I get myf feirnd back or when it stops hurting (never)

>> No.11960987,1572 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1571
give me your friends email

>> No.11960987,1573 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1572
you'll do soemthing bad...

>> No.11960987,1574 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1573
i promise i wont

>> No.11960987,1575 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1574
I cna't trust you

>> No.11960987,1576 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1575
how can i earn your trust?

>> No.11960987,1577 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1576
why don't you write what you were going to write to them then I send it

>> No.11960987,1578 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1576
You gotta swear anb oath.

>> No.11960987,1579 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1576
Ucna do that in private
email me here hayysuz@gmail.com

>> No.11960987,1580 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1579
ew, you're that freak who sent me tiny dick pics

>> No.11960987,1581 [INTERNAL] 

stop impersonating me please...

>> No.11960987,1582 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1578
how does it go?

>> No.11960987,1583 [INTERNAL] 

where did everyone go

>> No.11960987,1584 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1583
we're in the other room riding a train on ur mum

>> No.11960987,1585 [INTERNAL] 

I just want them back

>> No.11960987,1586 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1585
who/what?

>> No.11960987,1587 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1586
my friend

>> No.11960987,1588 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1586
my friend holy FCUCK JUST KILL ME

>> No.11960987,1589 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1587
can i be your friend?

>> No.11960987,1590 [INTERNAL] 

i really want a clingy friend thatd cry over the lack of my presence on anonymous imageboard archives...

>> No.11960987,1591 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1589
you don't understadn nobody can replace them

>>11960987,1590
you're not supposed to put your friemd in that situation to start with

>> No.11960987,1592 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1591
why didnt you kill yourself like he told you to?

>> No.11960987,1593 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1592
who

>> No.11960987,1594 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1593
you know who...

>> No.11960987,1595 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1590
.........

>> No.11960987,1596 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1594
IK don't know who

>> No.11960987,1597 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1596
holy shit youre a terrible friend im crying

>> No.11960987,1598 [INTERNAL] 

please send me a message..........

>> No.11960987,1599 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1597
what arey out alking about]

my friend literally stopped talking to me [b]because['b[ I trie d to kill myself they didn't twllem to

>> No.11960987,1600 [INTERNAL] 

and btw I have creid over this even though I don't cry much

>> No.11960987,1601 [INTERNAL] 

feelio sneezed and caught a whiff of my rancid saliva

>> No.11960987,1602 [INTERNAL] 

is friend meme guy gay?

>> No.11960987,1603 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1602
I don't know

>> No.11960987,1604 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1602
Its called a penis puffer respectively

>> No.11960987,1605 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1602
yesy ou can make fun of mei f you want but id ont care as long as he talkst o me again

>> No.11960987,1606 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1605
you aren't me I literally don't know if I'm gay ort not b ecause in the five years I knew my friend they NEVER ONCE TOLD ME THEIR GENDER HOLOY UCK WHY

>> No.11960987,1607 [INTERNAL] 

maybe the reason he doesnt talk to you is because your keyboard is broken

>> No.11960987,1608 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1606
he wasnt ypur friend be my friend instead

>> No.11960987,1609 [INTERNAL] 

still waiting for him to message me...

>> No.11960987,1610 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1608
yopu don't understand we were friends and we talked almost every day esxcept when they were busy. nobody can replace him

>> No.11960987,1611 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1610
no you werent they were laughing at you

>> No.11960987,1612 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1611
don't say that...

>> No.11960987,1613 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1612
face it you wasted 5 years

>> No.11960987,1614 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1613
they were the best five years of my life...

>> No.11960987,1615 [INTERNAL] 

I felt lvoved

>> No.11960987,1616 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1614
5 years of lies

>> No.11960987,1617 [INTERNAL] 

so is friend meme guy an actual sperg or just a spambot?

>> No.11960987,1618 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1604
are you really maldivian?

>> No.11960987,1619 [INTERNAL] 

It's very hard to keep your spirits up. You've got to keep selling yourself a bill of goods, and some people are better at lying to themselves than others. If you face reality too much, it kills you.

>> No.11960987,1620 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1614
they saw you as nothing but thrash

>> No.11960987,1621 [INTERNAL] 

why wont friend meme guy be my friend i want to be his friend so badly...

>> No.11960987,1622 [INTERNAL] 

nobody will ever love mea gian

>> No.11960987,1623 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1622
I love you.

>> No.11960987,1624 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1623
you don't

you don't undertsand how close Ifelt...

>> No.11960987,1625 [INTERNAL] 

JUST TALK TO ME AGAIN WHY SIS THAT SO HARD HOLY SHIT YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME

>> No.11960987,1626 [INTERNAL] 

i love you friend meme guy i really do please talk to me

>> No.11960987,1627 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1626
you don't even know me

>> No.11960987,1628 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1627
ive read all your posts i love you

>> No.11960987,1629 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1628
liar...

>> No.11960987,1630 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1629
im not a liar i really do love you please believe me youre my world

>> No.11960987,1631 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1628
ive also read them and i think it's just one of trevvies fursonas

>> No.11960987,1632 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1627
U Dont Even Kno Urself

>> No.11960987,1633 [INTERNAL] 

I'm going to the hsop to get some milk now sorry

>> No.11960987,1634 [INTERNAL] 

Ih ate going outside...

>> No.11960987,1635 [INTERNAL] 

Give me three good reasons to talk to you again that don't involve what you want.

>> No.11960987,1636 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1635
-you said you liked me
-suicide attempts coudl be expected me being depressed for al ong time and having talked about it before so why would yuo make it all about you and say it's a threat
-I can rejoin the community and somep eople might like that even thouugh most might not care or hate me

>> No.11960987,1637 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1636
Reread my post and try again.

>> No.11960987,1638 [INTERNAL] 

feelie when friend meme guy will never requite my love

>> No.11960987,1639 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1637
wgat the fuck why do I have to qwualify to be your friend. you said you loved me why would you do this

>>11960987,1638
I'm not out for fake love I real deal love them

>> No.11960987,1640 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1639
its not fake i really do love you please believe me i love you i love you i love you

>> No.11960987,1641 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1639
So I should blindly do what you want for no reason, because you want to believe that I love you? Is that what you'd really want for a person that you "love"? It sounds to me like love doesn't have much to do with it, you're just lonely and desperate.

>> No.11960987,1642 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1641
It's almost like he was just trying to be a le epic maymay master the entire time.

>> No.11960987,1643 [INTERNAL] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4aY8PMaEqw

>> No.11960987,1644 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1641
you literally said you loved me as a friend

how can you do this now after all the years we shared...

>> No.11960987,1645 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1644
You "literally" just want to use me to keep yourself occupied and expect me to sacrifice my time and emotional investment for no return. If you can't come up with three reasons I should want to be your friend, why would you think I would want to be your friend?

>>11960987,1642
Yeah, I wouldn't put it past a /jp/ shitposter to put on a years-long act for the sake of an epical ruse.

>> No.11960987,1646 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1645
provewy ou are my friend they wouldn't say this to me

>> No.11960987,1647 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1646
Your "friend" that "loved" you probably wouldn't just stop talking to you either, would they? Why are you so resistant to this? What's wrong with thinking of reasons your "friend" that you "love" should want you in their life outside of some selfish hope you have that they "love" you?

>> No.11960987,1648 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1647
thye literally told me that they did

>> No.11960987,1649 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1647
please stop talking about love it hurts...

>> No.11960987,1650 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1648
I wonder if the half of marriages that end in divorce broke apart because the spouses never told each other, "I love you."

>> No.11960987,1651 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1650
tjhey said I was the closest thing besides family

>> No.11960987,1652 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1651
Funny that, all those divorced wives and husbands were family. Too bad you're such a selfish mess, maybe if you took responsibility for yourself and made effort to have redeeming features your beloved "friend's" (i.e. caretaker's) "love" (i.e. altruism) may not have run dry.

>> No.11960987,1653 [INTERNAL] 

this thread is gay

guy who can't spell needs therapy because he's unable to move on and got attached to someone he's never met and never will meet and can't move on and admit he got dumped.

>> No.11960987,1654 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1653
I tried therapy and they just say "move on brah' or "distract yourself when you start thinking bad things brah" literally nothing helps and my first suicide aattempt was after 4 months of SSRis

>> No.11960987,1655 [INTERNAL] 

hoiw the ufck am I supposed to moveo n when I lose one of my only two friends

nobody will ever undetrstand me like they did

>> No.11960987,1656 [INTERNAL] 

literally wh wy would they say such cruel things

>> No.11960987,1657 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1654
lmao the rapists probably talk behind you're back and get paid for it to lol fukin loser

>> No.11960987,1658 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1657
what rapists

>> No.11960987,1659 [INTERNAL] 

JSUT FUCKING KILL ME HOLYH SHIT

>> No.11960987,1660 [INTERNAL] 

hello do any lolis want friend

>> No.11960987,1661 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1660
yes please!

>> No.11960987,1662 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1661
cool add me

>> No.11960987,1663 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1662
how?

>> No.11960987,1664 [INTERNAL] 

>tfw someone who offered to talk to you about your problems turned out to be someone that blocked you and hurt your feelings and the reason has nothign to do with any of this.

Time to die

>> No.11960987,1665 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1664
Yo ucan emailme hayysuz@gmail.com

>> No.11960987,1666 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1665
Subhuman detected, threat level: 9.

>> No.11960987,1667 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1664
Maybe its because you're such a self-centered whiner.

>> No.11960987,1668 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1664
i know that feel, he promised to be my new friend to replace my old friend who stopped messaging me but he cut contact after 2 days

>> No.11960987,1669 [INTERNAL] 

Maybe the next time you autists have a friend you don't want to lose you should work harder to keep them.

>> No.11960987,1670 [INTERNAL] 

I just want yo uback

>> No.11960987,1671 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1670
And I just want you to fuck off, but that's probably not going to happen either.

>> No.11960987,1672 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1671
I will fuck off if they come back to me

>> No.11960987,1673 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1672
I doubt it.

>> No.11960987,1674 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1673
qhy?

>> No.11960987,1675 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1674
You know why you fucking freak.

>> No.11960987,1676 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1675
i odin't know why and I'm not a freak

>> No.11960987,1677 [INTERNAL] 

dont' leave me behind

>> No.11960987,1678 [INTERNAL] 

why are you posting all of this here?

>> No.11960987,1679 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1678
Because he's too selfish and idiotic to realize this is why that person left him and he things that doing it more will guilt them into coming back. He also thinks we care and don't just want him to shut up.

>> No.11960987,1680 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1678
His parents didn't raise him correctly.

>> No.11960987,1681 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1679
they literally have noi dea I,m posting here how would I guilt them

>> No.11960987,1682 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1681
Fucking kill yourself.

>> No.11960987,1683 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1682
trying to kill msyelf is what got me in this mess

>> No.11960987,1684 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1683
Succeed this time and it won't matter anymore, faggot.

>> No.11960987,1685 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1681
then theres literally no reason to cry about it here

>> No.11960987,1686 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1685
I need to put my feelings out thaere

>> No.11960987,1687 [INTERNAL] 

feek wbhen any email no matter how sincere will get ignored and i will have no iodea what their reaction to it was

>> No.11960987,1688 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1686
No you just want to be an annoying autistic retard.

>> No.11960987,1689 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1688
sigh

nobody understands

>> No.11960987,1690 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1686
no you don't do write a postsecret or some shit. you are literally as bad as monstergirl posters. move the fuck on. P.S. If he's smart at all, he's blocked your emails because he's done with your shit too.

>> No.11960987,1691 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1690
a what? and I yhaven't sent them an email in months since i know what the result would be and it feels bad be ignored

>> No.11960987,1692 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1691
http://postsecret.com/
Faggot
If you hate being ignored why post here? Go bitch on /adv/ or /r9k/ or wizardchan where they feel the same because they have no life.

>> No.11960987,1693 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1692
what the heck is that tumblr bullshit

>> No.11960987,1694 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1693
Tumblr would also be a good fit for your shitty feelings. Also that's wordpress

>> No.11960987,1695 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1694
sorr yI'm not that far gone

>> No.11960987,1696 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1692
this is great i love reading about other people suffering

>> No.11960987,1697 [INTERNAL] 

why am i so good at cs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNEhBmeWmYw

please like and sub

>> No.11960987,1698 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1692
>/adv/ or /r9k/ or wizardchan

this place is the combination of those three, idiot

>> No.11960987,1699 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1697
hey not actually siz, what anime should I watch? the ones i'm watching aren't doing for me. it has to be something that's done so i can just marathon

>> No.11960987,1700 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1697
I used to study cs

why am I so wrhbtless and retarded...?

>> No.11960987,1701 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1697
wow you are a cal o pro

>> No.11960987,1702 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1699
what kind of anime do you like

>> No.11960987,1703 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1702
most anime. it's just i'm not hooked by what i'm watching.

>> No.11960987,1704 [INTERNAL] 

HOLY FUCK KUILL ME ALREADY

>> No.11960987,1705 [INTERNAL] 

please message me

>> No.11960987,1706 [INTERNAL] 

tfw remembering stuff your freidn said that was even worse holy shit killm e

>> No.11960987,1707 [INTERNAL] 

message me please

>> No.11960987,1708 [INTERNAL] 

Hai. UK, 16(y/o) Male here. c: I'm a depressed emo/scene, and I listen to
Disturbed, Simple Plan, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Slipknot, Skillet, Evanescence, etc.
I am looking for a serious relationship with an (emo/scene or Asian)
female under 18 (You don't have to be pretty ^.^). (I'm not here for nudes).
I'm going to ask for a live pic, so no fakers, please. I want someone who will make me cry in a good way.
Make me feel an attachment. Tell me beautiful things. /.\ I want her to live for me completely. <3
I really prefer "clingy" over the "whatever" attitude. I like obsessive, clingy, overly attached, shy, desperate,
jealous, and romantic girls. Someone who'd only love and fangirl over me,
someone who'd be my hope. <3 (I hate boyband/singer fangirls). cx If there's anything I have to say about an appearance:
I like skinny girls with long hair. I am a really good catch if you are looking for an extremely
committed, and overly-attached relationship, and by that I mean: When I love, I love a lot. A girl as dedicated
as me is my only fantasy <3. My plan here is to get to know someone,
fall in love, date online, meet when we're older, move in together, get married,
have kids, and love each other until we die in each other's arms. <3 You have to be willing to sacrifice absolutely
everything for me, and dedicate yourself to me completely. You must have no limits. (I will do the same.)
If you're interested in getting to know each other or at least giving it a chance, Kik: Nighva4
I probably won't reply straight away, since my phone
is charging currently. x; I'll reply in like 20 minutes though, I pwomise! ^_^
Please let me know you're interested when you message me, and give me all of your attention once I do. cx
(I'm not looking for friends). Please don't message me unless you're emo/scene or Asian, and I promise to treat
you right and love you until the end. You have to be completely affectionate with me to show a good impression. No snobs.
<3 SEND A PHOTO OF YOURSELF >w< I'm extremely obsessive. Just warning you. c:

>> No.11960987,1709 [INTERNAL] 

Trans lesbian love. When 2 transexuals mtf and mtf can be in a supporting, caring and nurturing relationship. It exsists. I am seeking it. To fall in love and have a meaningful relationship, and live together.

A little about me; caucasian, experienced and fully equipped cross dresser. Cute, sexy and sassy, very feminine, very passable. Intelligent, college education, healthy. Late 30s. I am just getting out of a long term relationship, and want to take this slow.

What I am looking for, similar passable, feminine, healthy, fun loving cross dresser. You should be intelligent, witty, loyal and honest, and similar age group.

I am not getting into trading pics. If you peak my interest we can meet for coffee in boring boy mode a few times and see if we are on the same page.

I doubt I will get any response to this posting, but I have to stay positive. There has to be someone out there seeking the same thing.

To be taken seriously, write a little about yourself, likes dislikes, traits.
I took some thought and effort into this posting, please do the same when you respond. 1 liners and nasty cock pics get deleted so don't waste your time or mine. Panty jerkers and hairy Marys don't even bother.

Good luck, I hope you find what you are looking for.

>> No.11960987,1710 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1668
LOL (love our lord)

>> No.11960987,1711 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1709
>Panty jerkers and hairy Marys
Someone want to save me the pain of Googling this?

>> No.11960987,1712 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1709
lol braindead mentally ill gayboi thinks a college education makes him intelligent

>> No.11960987,1713 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1711
Hairy women and dudes who wear panties.

>> No.11960987,1714 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1709
>If you peak my interest
*pique my interest

>> No.11960987,1715 [INTERNAL] 

I think I'm getting fat but I don't care

Is this enlightenment?

>> No.11960987,1716 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1715
No, the opposite. Sound body, sound mind.

>> No.11960987,1717 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1716
Can you give me any tips on how to make my life easier as a fat person?

>> No.11960987,1718 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1717
Lose weight. The easiest way to eat healthily is to only buy healthy food.

>> No.11960987,1719 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1718
I dont want to. From your experience as an overweight person can you tell me how to make my life easier as a heavy person? You know like wiping a certain way or walking a certain way

>> No.11960987,1720 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1719
Sometimes my thighs rub together when I walk

>> No.11960987,1721 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1719
From my experience as a previously overweight person, my advice to you is to lose weight.

>> No.11960987,1722 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1718
This. If you don't buy much food you can't eat much food and you'll have to walk to the store to get more. Same works for quitting smoking

>> No.11960987,1723 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1720
Sometimes? Mine do it all the time.

>> No.11960987,1724 [INTERNAL] 

Does anyone know the name of those candies that are kinda chewy and they're colorful and flat and round. I thought they were sweet tarts but they're not and I've made a huge mistake now.

>> No.11960987,1725 [INTERNAL] 

Kill all queers.

>> No.11960987,1726 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1724
Girl shake that laffy taffy that laffy taffy girl shake that laffy taffy

>> No.11960987,1727 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1725
Starting with you. #gamergate #rekt #pwned #BOSSownage

>> No.11960987,1728 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1726
No, they're round and round and about two quarters thick.

>> No.11960987,1729 [INTERNAL] 

I figured it out. They're sprees.

>> No.11960987,1730 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1729
:D

>> No.11960987,1731 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1725
Who is this new tripfag?

>> No.11960987,1732 [INTERNAL] 

message... me... please...

>> No.11960987,1733 [INTERNAL] 

nobody understands...

>> No.11960987,1734 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1733
stfu stop ruining my thread!!

>> No.11960987,1735 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1732
>>12682576

>> No.11960987,1736 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1735
fuck you...

>> No.11960987,1737 [INTERNAL] 

I can barely get out of bed

>> No.11960987,1738 [INTERNAL] 

gets me everytime
classic teenbro :^)
http://gyazo.com/8c25fbefcc5d6d466fb1ea370a3fbffd

>> No.11960987,1739 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1709
>I am not getting into trading pics.
Yeah thats cause your ugly

>> No.11960987,1740 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1739
holy FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>> No.11960987,1741 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1738
Why don't you post the reply where you sent a picture of your dick timestamped :^)

>> No.11960987,1742 [INTERNAL] 

what does warosu think of my new bot in irc

http://puu.sh/cNC4A.png

>> No.11960987,1743 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1742
what a fucking mess

IRC is literal ass

>> No.11960987,1744 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1743
why didnt you answer my question...

>> No.11960987,1745 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1742
why is your client so ugly. it looks like a shitty rave.

>> No.11960987,1746 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1745
because i never spent time actually changing it
it was hurting my eyes one day when i was tired
so i just made it all black

>> No.11960987,1747 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1746
mIRC at least looks like a computer program instead of terminal + colors

and assuming your bot just searches for "siz" that's not really that fancy.

>> No.11960987,1748 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1747
theres nothing wrong with my client, i just edited and made it ugly by making it dark. it looked nicer default but it hurt my eyes.
it searches for other things too

and it has a lot of other commands you dweeb http://puu.sh/cNDiY.png

>> No.11960987,1749 [INTERNAL] 

NEEEEEEEERD

>> No.11960987,1750 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1749
who you callin a nerd, you nerd?

>> No.11960987,1751 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1748
That wouldn't look good in day mode either. And nice job showcasing a bot by using one function then sperging out when I say it only does one thing.

>> No.11960987,1752 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1751
it looked fine in light grey honestly, a lot of people use hexchat

do you even know what sperging means or are you just saying random words

>> No.11960987,1753 [INTERNAL] 

have you ntred me with another friend

>> No.11960987,1754 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1753
Several times now.

>> No.11960987,1755 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1754
please no

>> No.11960987,1756 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1753
He laughs at this thread with his boyfriend

>> No.11960987,1757 [INTERNAL] 

please... i need your messages...

>> No.11960987,1758 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1757
I hope you get aids and die

>> No.11960987,1759 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1758
shut up

>> No.11960987,1760 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1759
Subhuman.

>> No.11960987,1761 [INTERNAL] 

https://img.4plebs.org/boards/tv/image/1415/79/1415797178376.jpg

>> No.11960987,1762 [INTERNAL] 

>>11960987,1116
sent

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