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What would you do if Satori spread her legs in front of you and said, "Please cum inside of me" ?

Would you fill her with your seed and take responsibility?

>> No.11939325

I would suffer a BSOD as all my faith disappeared into smoke.

Then I would probably fuck her, while crying.

>> No.11939330

>>11939325

Why would your faith disappear? Don't you want to have a child with Satori?

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>> No.11939342

>>11939330
The image of Satori that I had so carefully built up in my head would come crashing down at once.

>> No.11939354

Never mind being a floating eyeball or a denizen of hell, the thing I would hate to be might be to be famous. Due to all the crazy farts that I know would always, for the rest of my life and even after I'd died, be verbally raping me in forum posts.

>> No.11939356

>>11939341
I want to punch it.

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must be a trap!

>> No.11939513

>>11939321
Assuming she could get pregnant and have some kind of mutant mindreading Rinnosuke baby? No.

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>>11939513
>some kind of mutant
They call it lovecraftian tentacle porn for a reason.

>> No.11939598

"Do the hardest things first and then the rest will be easy" Satori said as she pressed the M1911 against her head, pulled the trigger, and ended her life.

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>>11939342
What if Satori knew that, and only said that to fuck with you?

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>>11939598

>> No.11939618

>>11939598
I'm not sure weapons hurt those things. Otherwise you could just drive them off (and/or give them a good critical hit or two) if they accosted you on the road to wherever you were walking to. Those things apparently follow people around until they quiet their minds or something, no matter what.

>> No.11939637

>>11939602
I would be simultaneously mortified and relieved.

I would hope I hadn't taken off my pants yet because that would just be awkward.

>> No.11939639

I would never put plants inside Satori.

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>> No.11939670

>>11939602
Literally or figuratively?

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