/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Develop clinical depression, cut yourself off from the outside world and choose a Touhou to defend to the death.

Become a truNEET

Invent a time machine, go back in time.

>>11938714
I don't get it.

>>11938708
>choose a Touhou

I'd rather choose an Idol

>>11938717
The joke is that you weren't around for the split you're not a tru/jp/sie.

>>11938722
Old/jp/sies are just crossies
tru/jp/sies were born here

>>11938714
This is so true it saddens me.

Testing if I've been muted.

Kill AoC
Oh wait

>>11938725
Good news everyone.

>>11938734
Put more effort into it.

>>11938739
>2010

Soooo old XD

>>11938743
I found it in a random folder the other day.

Go to walmart, take a huge dump in the middle of one of the aisles, and then fling it at a fat person in a scooter while screaming fugging normie.

Whine as much as possible about everything. Throw around random memes, but make sure they were forced on /jp/ before. Never be on-topic in /jp/ relevant threads. It's important to not actually have any interest in any of the stuff that is supposed to be here. The main reason you got to /jp/ must be tripfags blogging about their daily life and complaining about the mods.

>>11938744
Try some genuinely old shitposting threads. These were the golden years of /jp/.

I didn't choose the otaku life
The otaku life chose me

>>11938771
This is utter garbage.

At least today's shitposting has a more genuine feel to it rather than just using recycled shit all around with no innovation whatsoever.

>>11938780
As in it feels genuinely shitty?

>>11938782
Pretty much, broseph, yeah.

>>11938780
Shitposting that is carefully built on top of other shitposting is funny. Random garbage without any connection to anything is just garbage.

>>11938727
This is what people who came here in 2013 actually believe.

>>11938801
eww a crossie

>>11938703
You can't "become" a tru/jp/sie.
tru/jp/sies are born.
The best you can ever hope to become is a shitposter.

>>11938800
Cute gril.

>>11938703
Rape ``jokes'' are not funny

anyone else scared of the word ``college''?

I am sacred of it because it makes me think of mature people having relationships and succeeding in their lives..

that is being /jp/ to me

>>11938822
I am in University and people are not mature at all, maybe people in graduate studies are. Everyone just browses reddit/9gag and plays facebook games

Learn to enjoy the simple, small things in life. I think if you can do this to the fullest extent, life is a lot more better and sometimes even rewarding. Maybe it's just me or maybe it's me getting old, but when I started enjoying things I took for granted, I suddenly found myself enjoying a lot more things than I could ever imagine, including some things I didn't even think a person could enjoy or find entertaining.

>>11938829
what about this picture?

it makes me scared. I imagine this girl goes to ``college''

are they like that there?

>>11938823
You must've not heard about the one with the clown, the rabbi, and the anteater

>>11938834
What about that says "mature" and "succeeding"? She probably dropped out of high school and relies on her boyfriends to support herself.

>>11938771
2009 and 2011 are the golden ages of /jp/, 2008 is just /a/ lite and subhum/a/n influence hasn't rubbed off from the users yet.

>>11938838
she looks like she isn't a child.

>>11938841
That's called puberty and you don't need to go to college to experience it.

>>11938834
I think you are scared of college because social situations and women intimidate you. I think you need to expose yourself to something like school so you can man the fuck up

>>11938842
When will puberty make me an adult?

*sigh*

>>11938829
http://www.reddit.com/r/UCONN/comments/1a418h/to_the_guy_who_just_said_420_blazeit_faggit_neil/

Is this what college is like? Look at all the people bullying the one guy.

>>11938845
Low testosterone. Go on a caloric deficit rich in protein and follow a proper weightlifting program.

>>11938846
What a bunch of fucking normies.