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This is the sound that slapping a marshmallow makes.

>> No.11835932
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Futo is a marshmallow!

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>>11835932
I'd put her in my coffee!

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Who would bully someone so cute.

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>> No.11841173

>>11835950
Cute people are cuter when they cry

>> No.11841233
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She is a cute.

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>> No.11841376

>>11841331
And that's why you don't mess around with power tools!

>> No.11841427

>>11841331
Those fingers

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>religion-hus

>> No.11847031 [DELETED] 

>>11847003
*tips fedora*

>> No.11847046

>>11846996
>This "curry rice" thing is quite good!
>I like it!
>Wilst thou to be my follower?
>I would eat thy cooking on every day!

>> No.11847050

>>11847046
Thanks for using Danbooru Translation.

>> No.11847060
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>>11847050
Any time!

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>> No.11861234
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Futo-chan finds it difficult to adjust to the modern age.

Would you help Futo?

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>>11861234
Of course!

I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, Futo, now when did
You last let your heart decide?

I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic boat ride

A whole new world!
A new fantastic point of view!
No one to tell us no or where to go!
Or say we're only dreaming!

>> No.11861685

>>11861234
I'd teach her wrong on purpose just so she makes an ass out of herself.

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>>11861685
What wrong things would you tell Futo?
I'd tell her that it's common courtesy to slap someone on the ass after greeting them.

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>>11861693
Seiga isn't even a virgin. You wouldn't slap her ass unless you wanted to catch something.

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>> No.11873563

wow futo is cute

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>> No.11879208

>>11861710
>hurr durr all non virgins are walking stds
fuck off neckbeard

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>>11861710
I'd still hit it.

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>>11879208
Hit a nerve?

>> No.11879282 [DELETED] 

>>11879208
who are you quoting?

are you from /v/?
I heard that place is quite the *FARTFARTFART*

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>> No.11889476 [DELETED] 

Spoiling
Plantation
stack
Hoses
spells activated abilities
Gardening
Creatures 0/2
GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
lose all abilities

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>>11884851
w-wow

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>> No.11895279

>>11879282
I can smell the ignorant /a/non on you.

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>> No.11900572

>>11879197
If taoist believe in tao then does that mean buddhist believe in budd?

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>>11900572
Peace be upon him.

>> No.11910880

>>11900572
I believe in budd.

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>>11907293
Futo has legs!

>> No.11920301

>>11910880
>>11900572
I'm not a very strong buddhist, so I prefer believing in budd light.

>> No.11920437

>>11861693
That would make hilarious situation.
>futo meet yukari
>trying to make a good impression on the youkai
>slaps yukari's ass
>one month later, futo is found in the forest of magic, unable to speak and half-insane
>she will never be able to sit or even wear panties

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>>11861693
I'd tell Futo it's only common courtesy to go and have a nice sauna together. And clothes and towels are a taboo and will upset the sauna spirit!

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>>11920437
That's horrible, not hilarious.

>> No.11920480

>>11920476
Are you that kind of guy who doesn't laugh his ass off when watching Twin Peaks?

>> No.11920483

>>11920465
I miss Futo's olde speech.
It was awesome, before the no-fun-allowed brigade arrived and decided she wasn't talking like that.
Fucking assholes.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4XfyXJz8F8

>> No.11920510
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I didn't give a shit about the entire TD cast until I started reading the Soga no Tojiko Will not Talk series.

Futo is just love.

>> No.11920513

>>11920510
Too bad Futo's resurrection was fucked up. I liked her before the whole "go dies and come back stronger".

I blame Seiga.

>> No.11920517

>>11920510
>Soga's captain
Fuck you CGRascal.

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Remember to vote for Futo.

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>>11920513
Why? Seiga is so reliable on resurrections.

>> No.11920546

>>11920531
THAT FUCKING PICTURE IS EXACTLY WHY I SAID THAT.
There's also Omnchicken comic, in which Futo says "I wish to be cuteth" and Seiga says "Oh, but aren't girls cute when they're retarded?"

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Nobody touches Futo's cock! Nobody!

>> No.11920574

TAOIST fucking SHITS

>> No.11920576

>>11920573
>dat little fang

>> No.11920597

>>11920573
That's not a cock, that's a chicken.

>> No.11920675

>>11920437
>>11920476
It's stupid, if anything.
Nothing to laugh about except the guy who thought it up.

>> No.11920830

>>11920573
Not even the crown prince? That's bold.

>> No.11920866

>>11920675
You're just jelly because you'll never feel Futo's white, slender ass with your bare hands.

>> No.11920869

>>11920866
Futo's delicious ass aside, it was a pretty dumb story any way you slice it.

>> No.11920874

>>11920869
Quit making excuses, you're so jelly your second chin is showing.

>> No.11920875

...biaso... ?

>> No.11920877

>>11920875

piaso even

>> No.11920878

>>11920874
A child could have done better.

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>>11920878
Hey, I found your profile.

>> No.11920885

>>11920880
Your shitty greentext story was quite shitty and I'm going to go to sleep before you demolish the whole thread with your idiocy.

>> No.11920886

>>11920885
>implying you're not the idiot one
You just couldn't keep your mouth shut because there was something you disliked. Blame yourself, faggot.

>> No.11920909

>>11920885
>Your shitty greentext story was quite shitty
We have a poet, here.

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thats a nice hat you have, here i put my special sauce on it

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I for one welcome this thread.

>> No.11921334

>>11835925
I want to slap Futo's butt.

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>> No.11921339

>>11921334
I want to give Futo a good spanking.

>> No.11921368

>>11921339
Please don't misuse the surprise box function.

>> No.11921423
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I have a question about Futo : her power is "ability to the extend of manipulating Feng Shui".
So far, it sounds quite lame. In a movie I recently saw, an tomb placed on an unproper land has interesting effects (such as ressurecting the guy buried here).

So what are the possible effects of a bad Feng Shui? Except for the "bring dead people back to life as zombies ghosts jiang shi".

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Could you spank Futo if she makes that face?

>> No.11921922 [DELETED] 

>>11921918
I will spank her even harder and more times.

>> No.11921932

>>11921918
Why is she crying? I would try to fix it by patting her on the head. Unless she did something bad. Then I would ignore her.

>> No.11921945

>>11921918
Where is your smug face now?

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Futo must not be spanked. This is not ok.

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>>11921423


IIRC: Sha Chi is described as being "Arrows" (nice one ZUN) of negative, 'attacking' energy. It's a bit like poison.
Si Chi is less dangerous, it makes you feel ill/depressed/low energy if you get it over long periods of time.

Sheng chi is the good stuff. Wealth, Luck, energy level etc

Pretty much any Eastern fantasy puts a huge emphasis on Ki/chi energy. Feng shui has always been portrayed as being a pain the the ass to learn+carry out, with loads of complex factors: being a master able to keep you and everyone around you at peak health and prosperity is pretty neat, imo.

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>>11921975
What about Miko?

>> No.11922003

>>11921932
She broke too many plates and got scolded by the Crown Prince.

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>>11921980
No!

>> No.11922011

>>11922003
I'd spank her then.

>> No.11922018

>>11922011
Why would you spank a poor, sweet, sexy little girl who just got scolded?

>> No.11922023 [DELETED] 

>>11922018
For sexual pleasure.

>> No.11922029

>>11922023
That's a good reason.
Morally bad, but good enough for us.

>> No.11922046

>>11922007
What if it's one of my desires?

>> No.11922050

>>11921980
Miko is okay.
After all, she deceived a whole country. She deserves more than a few slaps to her naked butt in front of her subordonates.

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>>11922007
>>11922050
Okay, now what about Byakuren?

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>>11922060
She's a self-righteous and irritating woman who believes her followers are clean. Even through it's common sense that some of her followers are hypocritical children-eating faggots.
Her plump, white, perfect ass must pay for that offense.

>> No.11922070

>>11922060
Byakuren a angel

>> No.11922074

>>11922060
you don't spank mom, mom spanks you.

and no we are not in soviet russia

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>>11922074
>implying Byakuren has mother-like qualities
You're mistaking her for Ran.

>> No.11922091

>>11922087
Ran doesn't have any more mother-like qualities than Byakuren.

You're both disgusting freaks, though.

>> No.11922094

>>11922087
Yeah I don't know what you're talking about, but it's wrong.

>> No.11922098

>>11922091
Someone has issues. Please stop projecting your denial of your own feelings.

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>>11922091
You mean, except the fact that Ran takes care of Chen AND Yukari, while probably having other offscreen servants to take care of while Yukari is hibernating?
No matter Ran is still single given the ludicrous amount of work she has.

>>11922094
NO, YOU'RE WRONG.

>> No.11922135

>>11922098
I'm not the one with issues. Sounds like you're the one who is projecting.

>>11922100
Go try to ruin a different character.

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>>11922135
So, what you're saying is that it's wrong to feel pleasure from a fictional character's pain?
Do you know how it feels to enjoy people's uneasiness and pain, while being aware that it's just wrong to enjoy such a thing?

No, entertainment received from a 2D girl is pure pleasure, as it allows me to experience bliss while nobody get hurts.

>> No.11922144

>>11922135
I'm not projecting, I accept being mazacon

>> No.11922150

>>11922141
Most people are rough shapes equivalent to cardboard cutouts, not necessarily with even a personality of their own or semblance enough to be called an NPC.

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>>11922150
So you're saying it's okay to cause pain and uneasiness to people, just because they don't have a personality? And I thought I was the fucked up one for enjoying causing pain.

>> No.11922168

>>11922141
Are we talking about different things here? I'm talking about putting characters into the roles of mothers, not a fictional character's fictional pain. I'm fine with the latter. Actually, I'm fine with both, as long as it's not too prevalent like it is from Mama Ran and Byakuren.

>> No.11922183

>>11922168
I guess we indeed are talking about different things.

I assumed that your "go ruin another character" was directed to Chen, as it is probably the first time a mother-like depiction of a character is considered as ruining her.
But fortunately, it seems you don't mind seeind Chen being spanked with a carpet beater.


One of these days, I'll ask /jp/ why Kotomine is so fucked up.

>> No.11922179

>>11922159
I'm saying there's nothing for you to feel guilty about because they don't matter. The average person is nearly equivalent to nothing.

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>>11922179
Am I, by any chances, talking to two different Anonymous?

>> No.11922198

>>11922187
I am >>11922179, >>11922150
so sort of. You were talking to someone else earlier, and then I came in.

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>>11922198
I see.

However, I beg to differ on your statement that "the average person is nearly equivalent to nothing", as from my own point of view, there is simply no average person.

You don't see people sharing lives, hope, dreams. They are all differents. Some may beg, some may cry, and some may promise to break your neck when facing pain.
That difference is precisely what makes pain interesting, as anyone may answer differently to it.

>> No.11922253

>>11922218
Well, you aren't particularly wrong about that. If you prod, they develop details. But you can't poke at everything, so inevitably, there will people you don't talk to, don't look at, don't hear about. There's nothing to give them depth, so it's harder to imagine them all as individual characters.

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>>11922253
But what is a man that does not respect his fellows? Everyone has his own history, even the unsufferable and the fool.

Taking pleasure from someone's pain is bad.
Taking pleasure from the pain of someone you know is even worse.
But torturing a person you don't know doesn't serve any purpose, as pain's appeal is the ability to break someone down.

Therefore, what makes pain interesting is its ability to turn a smiling Futo into a crying mess.
So, the more you know the person, the more pleasure you can get from causing discomfort, humiliation and pain to her. But at the same time, the more you know the more, the more morally horrible it is to enjoy her pain.

>> No.11922283 [DELETED] 

>>11922187
>>11922218
>>11922266
>>11922159
>>11922141
avatarfagging isn't allowed

>> No.11922287 [DELETED] 

>>11922283
Congrats nerd, now report it if you think he's breaking a rule.

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>>11922283
That's not avatarfagging. I'm not speaking in character, I'm merely posting pictures.

>> No.11922302

>>11922266
Actually, I was typing out a post for a bit there, but then I realized I don't actually know enough about feeling guilty to provide meaningful insight. Personal happiness is very important, so you should do it, and then maybe find something intensive to do so you can't be bothered by guilty feelings.

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>>11922297
You definitely are speaking in character, you fedora flipping angsty teen.

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>>11922302
Fortunately, 2D girls allows me to fulfill my lust for pain, while having the benefic side-effect of not actually harming anyone.
That was my entire point : touhou spanking > real spanking.
Of course, there's still the problem of the habit, as you can't use the same pictures over and over again.

Nobody's getting hurt, and I still feel good. That's killing two birds with one stone.


My point being made, I'd like >>11922135 to clarify why he considers that making a character a mother is ruining said character.

And you, >>11922310, you do not know what you're talking about. Stay in your kindergarten and leave the adults alone.

>> No.11922328

Wow, we lost a lot.

>> No.11922337

>>11922328
it's the banocaust

>> No.11922338

This is why we can't have nice things.

>> No.11922347

>>11922337
Yes. I guess my time is counted now. I'll see you in three days.

>> No.11922356 [DELETED] 

THE NEW JANITOR IS A NAZI

THIS IS THE SHOAH OF /jp/

>> No.11922387

Back to the main topic.
What kind of sound does Futo make when she's being spanked? Does she moan?

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>>11922387
She closes her eyes tight and clenches her teeth trying to bear it. But she can't hide the tears welling up in her eyes.

>> No.11922396

>>11922391
That's when Miko is giving the spanking. What if it's Byakuren instead?

>> No.11922395 [DELETED] 

>>11922391
dayum wanna tap dat azz niggUH

>> No.11922408 [DELETED] 

>>11922396
She kicks, screams and cries for Miko.

>> No.11922410

>>11922408
And then Miko just stares while saying "I warned you about the buddists. I told you."

>> No.11922423

>>11922396
Do you think Byakuren spanks with her bare hand or does she use some kind of paddle?

>> No.11922428
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Futo is for hugging, not spanking.

>> No.11922429

>>11922428
If she can be hugged, she can be spanked.
Both gives pleasure.
Spanking just gives one-sided pleasure.

>> No.11922454

>>11922429
Spanking can give mutual pleasure.

>> No.11922458

>>11922454
But Futo isn't a masochist.

I guess...
>breaks plates
>provokes the buddhists
>burns statues
I have a very pleasant idea right now...

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>>11922458
You never know. Maybe even Futo herself doesn't know. Especially if you don't hit too hard and massage her body and whisper naughty things to her before hitting her to make her all sensitive.

I've heard that can make a difference, at least.

>> No.11922496

>>11922484
Is it still a spanking if it's more about creating a desire than chastise Futo's ass?

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>>11922496
Well sure. Spanking is still spanking despite what its purpose is.

>> No.11922512

>>11922506
So it's possible to get pleasure from spanking Futo without actually hurting her?

>> No.11922516
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>>11922512
Maybe.

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>>11922516
By the way, I plan on using that sprite of you for a game I'm making. Because I like Alphes' style.

>> No.11922529

>>11922519
>of you
That's an image of Futo, not me.

>> No.11922542

>>11922529
That means "the sprite you posted", genius.

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>>11835925
>her face in the ending panel

that was funny

>> No.11922589

>>11835925
I don't understand why Byakuren slaps Futo like that when she's in the perfect position to pull Futo over her knees, raise that little skirt and give her a good spanking.

>> No.11922593

>>11922589
That would make her seem more like a parent than a bully.

>> No.11922601

>>11922593
Please elaborate, I fail to see how spanking a little girl is parent-like and not bully-like.

>> No.11922607

>>11922601
The only reason you would spank someone is in a parental disciplinary situation or maybe teacher disciplinary situation before that was banned.

>> No.11922608

>>11922607
Even if you're Byakuren and a bully?

>> No.11922610

>>11922608
It would still look like a parent disciplining a child because that's what our minds associate spanking with. Plus their body types.

>> No.11922640

>>11922610
I see your point.
But I'd like to see that anyway.

>> No.11923044

Where can I find fanfiction where Futo get spanked?

>> No.11923078

>>11922423
Bare hand. She has thousand years worth of training and her body-enhancing magic to help. Her hand won't get hurt while hitting and strikes harder than any tool.

>> No.11923099

>>11923044
Fanfiction.net?
Fictionpress?
Deviantart?
Pixiv?

>> No.11923119

>>11923099
>Fanfiction.net?
Shit-tier quality.
>Fictionpress?
Not Touhou in there.
>Deviantart?
No spanking material on Deviantart. It's all about furries.
>Pixiv?
手引きの手引きの

>> No.11923202

>>11923078
And Miko? Does she use that wooden thing she's sometimes seen with?

>> No.11923217
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Reminder that Futo is a good girl and should not be spanked.

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>>11922610
>Plus their body types.
More the level of maturity associated with their character

Look at Sanae being a bully
Look at Byakuren being a mother

>> No.11923247

>>11923221
>Look at Byakuren being a mother
I like that.

>> No.11923289

>>11923221
That Baykuren pic is insanely hot for some reason.

>> No.11923426

I want to slap Futo's ass until it's warm enough to be used as a personal heater.

>> No.11923479

>>11923289
Someone with different reasons might have seen it as a Nue pic.

>> No.11923522

>>11923479
It would've been a Nue pic is Byakuren was emotionless.
The fact that she sighs makes the pic ten times better, as she now looks like she's going to do something she doesn't enjoy.

I'm ready to take her place any day.

>> No.11923524

>>11920531
I must know the name of this. Please tell me the name.

>> No.11923526

>>11923524
Tojiko will not cry.
By Carcharias.

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>>11923522
Mmhmm I see...

Tell me about your mother.

>> No.11923567

>>11923562
I never had a mother.
And I was talking about taking Byakuren's place.

>> No.11923638

>>11923526
My thanks to you.

>> No.11923678

>>11923567
>And I was talking about taking Byakuren's place.
I know. Byakuren is 'her' for the same reason it's a 'Byakuren pic'. She is the only subject depicted or described. I asked because I wanted to know why you despite this would tell yourself and me that the scene is fine without her and that she can be replaced, even though your scene is nothing but her.

>> No.11923744

>>11923678
Because while giving personality to the picture (a crying about-to-be-spankee is rather common, even a brat such as Nue), she's still the one about to have a girl over her knees, her ass bared and ready to be spanked.

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Best highschool ever. What's with the Seirensen/Shinreibyou rival highschools thing, anyway?

>>11835925
>>11920981
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGwnGnlGrAQ

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>>11922068
>She's a self-righteous and irritating woman who believes her followers are clean.

But they are, she kicks out youkai who want to hurt humans (like Yamame, for instance.) Myouren temple is popular among humans and there has yet to be any incident of a youkai attack on a human. It's the player that attacks Kyouko and Kogasa in TD.

Don't get me wrong, I'm on Taishi-sama's side.

>> No.11923936

>>11922391
It's pretty obvious from Miko's spitting out her drink that she's more likely to bury her face in dat ass. Or tell Futo to put her clothes back on.

>> No.11923940

>>11923221
>ancient youkai thousands of years old
>implying she doesn't have bladder control

>thousands of years old

Oh. Right.

If you go by actual historical records she's probably the oldest youkai in Gensokyo after Mamizou.

>> No.11923988

>>11923940
If you go by historical records, nobody beats Tewi and her Kojiki appearance.

>> No.11924028

>>11923933
If you're truly from the Taoist faction, find reasons to spank Byakuren's white, muscular, magically-reinforced ass instead of trying to find excuses.

>> No.11924045

>>11923217
>Futo is a good girl
All the more reason to spank sexually then. >>11922484 Is on the right track.

>> No.11924056

>>11924045
But Futo is a good girl. She doesn't deserve or even enjoy being spanked.

>> No.11924128

>>11923562
Freud go home. You threaten a large portion of /jp/ with your talks about mothers

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>>11924128

>> No.11924194

>>11924164
I HAVE AN IDENTITY ! I AM SOMEONE !

>> No.11924399

>>11923915
Buddhism versus Taoism.

>> No.11924555

>>11924399
I'm picking taoism because it isn't a life-denying beta faith like jainism or catharism.

>> No.11924634
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I want to bend Futo over a futo, raise her skirt, and spank her with a carpet beater.

>> No.11924659

>>11924634
The problem with using a carpet beater is that you don't get to touch her butt.

>> No.11924664

>>11924164

I want to post a bunch of stupid shit but attach a picture of a famous shit-tier philosopher people can easily recognize so it instantly becomes truth.

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>>11924664
Do you suck dicks?

>> No.11924691

>>11924659
Major advantage : your hand don't get tired, and the noises are more satisfying. Both the whipping noises, and Futo's pain moans.

>> No.11924753

>>11924691
But it's still too big and unwieldy.

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>>11924753
Unwieldy? There's even a handle for you to use!

>> No.11924775

>>11924681
slurp slurp slurp

>> No.11924845

>>11924399
No, the highschool thing. The Buddhism vs. Taoism thing is already there.

>> No.11924849

>>11923988
The Nue is in the Kojiki.

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>Mononobe no Moriya was the one who build Moriya Shrine
>They probably have met and worshipped Kanako at some point
>Futo, his brother/sister suddenly uncomfortable with being Shinto
>Decided to learn Tao

Gee, I wonder who was behind this.
This would make a good backstory doujin.

>> No.11925238

>>11835950
Basically this whole fucked world... lol.

>> No.11925781 [DELETED] 

>>11925238
Check your privilege.
Not everyone enjoy cute girls doing cute stuff.

>> No.11925829

>>11924899
For some reason, I'm ready to bet it involves Kanako spanking Futo.

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>>11925829
Too bad if I'd make that doujin, I'll draw Futo pre-resurrection as male. That has been my headcanon.

>> No.11926089 [DELETED] 

>>11924899
Someone add "tips fedora" caption to that.

>> No.11926110

>>11923522
>>11923479
>>11923247
>>11923289

As a dad, I can tell you that that particular expression is an utterly authentic representation of a mother's exasperation at having to pull urine-soaked training pants off a toilet-training daughter for the twelfth time in one day.

How that affects you is, of course, your own business.

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>>11926110
In Japan the ethical value of actions are judged by their consequence to a greater extent than the west. That's why for example the attempts at banning child pornography must be done with the "He might rape your child" or the "It can make your child might rape others" type of arguments. They don't care about some pedophile somewhere masturbating to pictures of real children per se, nor do they care about any "right" he has to do so.

They care about having to do more laundry.

>> No.11926386

>>11926256
>>11926110
What does it have to do with anything?

>> No.11926579

>>11926076
>boy futo getting spanked

ever better

>> No.11926635

>>11926076
A masculine Futo being spanked on her bare ass by Kanako? Yes please.

>> No.11926664 [DELETED] 

>>11926579
*farts in ur face from being spanked*

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Futo a sex

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>>11861710
Spoken like a true virgin.

>implying you wouldn't go for it if Seiga wall-hole'd into your house and sexually propositioned you in the middle of the night

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>>11920437
>Futo
>make a good impression on a youkai

DId you ever bother to read Symposium of Post-Mysticism? Futo is known to be an itinerant wanderer with no known home who attacks any/all youkai on sight.

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>>11926827
>Futo is known to be an itinerant wanderer with no known home who attacks any/all youkai on sight.
I'm in love...

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>>11926827
>an itinerant wanderer with no known home who attacks any/all youkai on sight.
A girl after my own heart.

>> No.11926875

>>11926827
>Futo is known to be an itinerant wanderer with no known home who attacks any/all youkai on sight.
I love that kind of girl. Plus, the olde englisch and the ponytail are a direct highway to my heart.

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>> No.11926898

>>11926875
>olde englisch

Wrong hemisphere.

>> No.11927160

>>11926076
Can I see Futo getting spanked before she dies?

>> No.11927700

I want to spank Futo and then have buttsex with her.

>> No.11927707

>>11926898
We could render it in the original classical Japanese but then nobody would be able to read it.

>> No.11927708

>>11927707
What happened anyway? She used to speak in an olde shakespearean accent, and suddenly she speaks like everyone else.
I want my secluded hermit who talks like the King Lear and is totally clueless to the point of bieng innocent.

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>>11927708
>Certes.
>Who else wouldst thou think is present?

Looks like she still does. Or do they constantly change it back and forth?

>> No.11927715

>>11927714
Question.
"Certes" doesn't sound english. If anything, it sounds foreign. Is that real olde english or is it translated that way just to sound strange?

>> No.11927723

>>11927715
>certes [archaic] [certainly]

I doubt that word is made up.

>> No.11927846

what is the sound of using a marshmallow as an onaho makes?

>> No.11928736

>>11927723
It certainly not made up. However, the same exact word can be found in other languages.
Which was why I was perplexed.

>> No.11928841

>>11927707
You can render it in old English, but she'd still be speaking old Japanese. You know, just how Touhous in general speak Japanese despite our translations being in English.

>> No.11928847

>>11928736
Certes.

Cependant ce mot est plus souvent utilise dans la *vieille* langue française si je puis m'exprimer ainsi.

>> No.11928854

>>11926827
Good. All youkai scum must be destroyed.

>> No.11928899

>>11928847
Ha ouais? Donc je cause plutôt ancien? Traitez-moi de vieux débris pendant que vous y êtes.

Vous les jeunes avec vos Valkyrie Crusade et vos SMS. À mon époque, on envoyait des courriels et des lettres recommandés.

>> No.11928943

>>11928899
>recommandés
recommandées

>> No.11928981

>>11928943
I shouldn't be making typos. How unusual and yet extremely disappointing.

>> No.11929690

Why is there no porn doujin with Futo?

>> No.11929705

>>11929690
There is that hideous one involving Mamizou.

>> No.11929785

>>11929705
Does it have spanking?

>> No.11929788

>>11929785
big futa cocks

>> No.11929794

>>11929788
Futa.
How boring, it's been done and done.

>> No.11930732

>>11929794
How the HELL is futa more boring than spanking?
You guys masturbate too much.

>> No.11931027

>>11930732
Futa's too mainstream.

>> No.11931125

>>11931027
That's funny

>> No.11931848

>>11931125
What is?

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>> No.11932187

>>11931848
that statement

>> No.11932267

>>11932187
How so?

>> No.11932291

>>11932267
pls stop

>> No.11932583

>>11932291
Why?

>> No.11933223

>>11932583
just because

>> No.11934133

>>11933223
Because why?

>> No.11934265

>>11934133
because I want you to

>> No.11934273

>>11934265
And that's a good argument because?

>> No.11934287

>>11934273
It's not, just stop pls

>> No.11934324

>>11934287
Why?
I like talking about Futo.

>> No.11934342

>>11934324
I mean stop asking me questions.

>> No.11934431

>>11934342
Okay.
So I can talk about Futo now?

>> No.11934438

>>11934431
Yes, you always could.

>> No.11934673

>>11934438
Futo's a shit and should be spanked for my personal sadist pleasure.

>> No.11934714

Futo an arsonist.

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>>11934714

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I want to Futo to do improper and violent stuff to Nue's ass.

>> No.11941600

>>11935003
Me on the left

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>>11934714
>Cringe before my flame!

>> No.11941705

>>11835925
Is she canonly a midget?
Because I've seen far too many images depicting her small like that.

>> No.11941758

>>11926827
>an itinerant wanderer with no known home who attacks any/all youkai on sight.
Does she re-arranges their home's furniture until they can't remember where to sleep or something?

>> No.11941765

>>11941705
No, but she appears to be really small in one of the fighter games.

>> No.11942903

>>11941765
How small are we talking?

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>>11942903

>> No.11944833

>>11942913
She looks like a toddler.

>> No.11944836

>>11944833
More like six or seven.

>> No.11944841

Why does Futo hate youkai so much when she can't really call herself human anymore?

>> No.11944842

>>11944836
The right age to get spanked.

>> No.11944853

>>11944841
Hermits gain long life through mediation. Youkai gain long life through eating people.

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>>11944841
Because she's a hermit. That's the exact opposite of a youkai.
That also makes her a youkai magnet, since eating a hermit make one live longer.

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>>11942913
Futo has the shittiest Alphes art. You'd think he'd get better at drawing, not worse. The parodies look better than the art they are imitating.

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>>11944856
There's an insane amount of Alphes parodies.
A shame these guys don't speak english, otherwise I could ask them if I can use their pictures for a VN.

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You don't even have to pull them down to spank Futo!

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>>11944864
I wonder if Futo is the kind of girl trying to fight back, or if she just follows you along with hopes that she won't get spanked as hard if she cooperates.

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>>11942913

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>>11944886
Are you a fool? Of course she'd fight back! She'd win, too!

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>>11944903
She would fight even Miko?
What a bad girl.

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cockadoodle-doooo

>> No.11944911
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>>11944906
The Crown Prince is an exception. Anonymous is not!

>> No.11944938

>>11944911
So it depends from the person?
What if the one trying to give the spanking is a youkai? What if it's Yuuka?
Trying to fight back?

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>>11944938
A youkai!? She'll fight tooth and nail!

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>>11944957
She'll only make the whole thing longer and more painful.

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>>11944960
Maybe for the youkai.

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>>11944963
>implying a 6 years old girl can even resist a youkai

>> No.11944976
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Futo wouldn't resist me because she'd enjoy my sensual spanking.

>> No.11944984
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I want to scold Futo, then give her a spanking, and hug her while she's crying.

>> No.11945868

... I thought futo was the youkai of furniture arrangements.
Which was it then?

>> No.11945897

>>11945868
Feng Shui is more than just furniture rearrangement.

>> No.11945921

>>11945897
Reeeaally?!

>> No.11945925

>>11945921
Yep, I use feng shui every day.

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>>11945868
she's the youkai of cock-a-doodle-doo

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>>11944984
I want to get in there like so.

>> No.11945942

>>11945930
I've wondered.
Is that a screenshot of real in-game playing or a shop?
What's the purpose of she turning into a chiken?

>> No.11945953

>>11945942
mamizou has a new spellcard in HM to turn the filthy 2hus into helpless critters

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>>11945930
I like how Futo just doesn't give a damn. So rad. So lovely.

Futo a best.

>> No.11946003

>>11926861
>an itinerant wanderer with no known home who attacks any/all youkai on sight.

D&D character, or lowsec roamer?

>> No.11946007

>>11945986
I don't like feet, but I'd be willing to lick and suck and wash and care for Futo's feet if she asked me.

>> No.11946019

>>11945953
Oh...
What do the other get turned into?

>> No.11946041

>>11946019
reimu fox
marisa crow
mikob owl
byakushit rat
ichirin monkey
mamizou racoon
koishi cat
kappa jew turtle

>> No.11946054

>>11946041
Thank you.

>> No.11946158

>>11945921
A tomb not following Feng Shui can have funny effects on the body inside. You ever wanted to be a zombie?

>> No.11946159

>>11945937
Futo with pantyhose is ten time sexier.

>> No.11946169

>>11946041
>koishi cat
How adorable.

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>>11946158
Can I?

>> No.11946184
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Futo a shit, only good for spanking and manual labor.

>> No.11946660

>>11946184
I will fight you

>> No.11946793

>>11946184
what else do you need in a woman?

>> No.11946943

>>11946793
A woman requires trust and love. Futo is just a girl, and therefore requires a daily spanking as well as being constantly patronized to make sure she doesn't get in trouble.

>> No.11946955

>>11946179
Only your lower soul. Though with /jp/, I have serious doubt you ever were issued a higher soul to begin with.

>> No.11946963

>>11946955
Won't he turn into a hollow then?

>> No.11948776

>>11946963
We all already are. Didn't you know?

>> No.11948859

>>11946943
Futo is a mature woman of thousands of years of age.

>> No.11949659

>>11948859
A legal loli.
Everyone's dream.

>> No.11949731 [SPOILER] 
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>>11944864

>> No.11950818

>>11949731
Nice.

>> No.11956910

>>11949731
I wonder if it hurts...

>> No.11956932
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Miko ass is best ass.
Futo is only an underling.

>> No.11956966

>>11956910
Given ger lack of tears, I'd say it's pretty much standard for hermit.
Makes sense for her to resist pain.

>> No.11957367

>>11956966
I dunno about that, Byakuren canonically uses magic to renforce herself, but Futo? I don't think.

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>>11945953

>> No.11957508

>>11956966
I think it was just a lazy edit.

>> No.11957594 [DELETED] 

>>11957420
ebin 420 get dude

blaze it

>> No.11957621 [DELETED] 

>>11957508
*farts in ur face*

>> No.11957672

>>11957508
It's an edit? How disappointing, I though someone on Pixiv read that thread.
I'll never get a real Futo spanking, am I?

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>>11957508
>lazy edit
ur a faget

>> No.11960237

>>11957508
>lazy edit
Why are you insulting my work?

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>>11957420

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