/jp/ - Otaku Culture

If you were intelligent you'd be writing your own books, dumbass

>>11919481

Why are you so angry? Are you a fan of this shitty writer?

>>11919487
It's insulting that you think I read.

>>11919493
It's reading that insulting.

ITT, writers who like cute loli

>>11919643
That loli is not cute at all. She is kind of ugly, actually.

>>11919652
The fact that Maria's got an ass is just mindblowing.

I want to bully her into admitting that she's got an ass in front of her entire class.

>>11919660
She's really got a lot of nerve having an ass.

>>11919660
Who the hell started this meme?

>>11919474
Is he really going bald?

>>11919703

I have a hat like that which I wear worn simply to cover up the bald spots.

>>11919660
What's the problem? Why is pride/honor/dignity/whatever incompatible with having an ass? This is bullshit.

>>11919653
She's cuter than anything he can draw.

>>11919873
That's not exactly a very high bar.

Stupid question here but I'm curious to know.

How much money did he make out of Higurashi and Umineko?
How many units were sold in total for both of those?

>>11919926
Six.

>>11919930
I think you're being too optimistic on the numbers.

>>11919660
When you ASSUME, you make an ASS out of U and ME.

This thread is such a failure.

>>11919660
*farts in ur face*

*tips meme hat*

>>11919869
There is something inherently pathetic about having an ass.

Ephraim sauntered, wiggling his buttock-augmentation. Life couldn't get any better. This, he knew, was due to an incontrovertible fact:

Naked asses are the final equalizer. Everyone's got an ass and, if honestly appraised, they all look ridiculous.

Imagine Saddam naked, awkwardly bending for the soap. Or Osama squatting in a humid cave. Don't seem so threatening now do they?

The ass has equalized.

But Ephraim thought he had the system beat. His logic; if all asses are ridiculous, then mine will be the most ridiculous of them all.

I will be King of all Asses.

A difficult point to argue.

>>11921723
I wish I had an ass so I would know what being pathetic is like.

>>11921761
I wish I could show Maria just how pathetic she looks while sitting on the toilet. If only her nonexistent friends could see her like that.

She thinks she's hot shit because she became a witch and witches don't have biological needs. It makes me want to crush her dignity and pride by exposing the humiliating truth.

Do you think Ryukishi lusts after Maria?

does anyone unironically like the incoherent story of umineko?
letting dai and Co do the music was the one and only good choice he ever made and it's probably the main reason of his popularity

>>11921829
Yes.

>>11921838
*farts in ur face*

I don't think Ryu07 think Otaku are in any way intelligent.

>>11921895
George is his representation of what Otaku in general are like.
I'd say he's right on the money.

Though you always find diamonds in the shuffle and I'm sure he was aiming for those few people.

>>11922292
What was wrong with George?

>>11922304
He's fat.

>>11922306
Like, very very fat.

>>11922311
>>11922306
This is some previously undiscovered level of projection.

>>11922319
There's fat and then there's George.

>>11922334
He doesn't even look fat with the PSTRIPLE sprites.

>>11922336
Some people projected too much into him and made him look good with the sprites.

>>11922344
I didn't say he looked good, just not fat. Everyone looks less at least 56% less potatoey (by volume) in the TRIPLE version.

>>11922350
I mistakenly added an extra 'less'. Only my death can alleviate my shame.

>>11921829
Incoherent? In what way?

Umineko is the greatest story ever told by a Japanese man.

If we hadn't started talking about seacats I wouldn't have had any idea who the hell this dude was.

>>11922375
You should at least say Higurashi if you like R07 that much.

Mion is an intelligent board game otaku! Also, George doesn't strike me as nerdy, just as a loser.

>>11923518
>implying otakus aren't losers

>>11919474

>>11924273
Who are you quoting?

>>11922375
This is so true!!!

>>11922375
If you're high or want to kill some time to entertaint yourself, Umineko is great. It's not the single greatest things in the world, but it's enjoyable, even with the flows.

>>11921829
without love..

>>11921829
I want to believe. The incoherency, as you put it, allows me to believe.

>>11925191
Ryukishi already knew from the beginning what he wanted to do with Umineko, people are simply blind.

He gave an answer but the wrong one. and people got mad.

>>11925191
Also this.

ITT, OP who hates intelligent audience.

These kinds of hats seem to be very popular amongst people who can't draw.

>>11930129
I have one and I'm a very good artist.

>>11930133
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>11930138
Here an image of my favourite character from the series "Kantai Collection".

>>11930148
Wow that is pretty good. I guess I was making baseless generalizations out of my own ignorance. With this lesson hopefully I can lead a more open-minded and accepting life.

>>11930148
>>11930162
I love you /jp/

Why do the translators replace the Rena Angel Mort screen? It's the best part.

>>11927974
>>Ryukishi already knew from the beginning what he wanted to do with Umineko,

So he wanted to write himself in a corner and not being able to come up with a solution?

Nice.

>>11921829
I liked Umineko's commentary on faith vs atheism

>>11922366
in EP1 he was just trying to write a detective story with some horror elements, EP2 was pretty much a splatter together with the worst love story i've ever read and in EP3 he was combining the splatter with more and more meta shit and since then more shit in form of new characters flowed in each new episode to form a big pile of poop