/jp/ - Otaku Culture

She's got diseases, bro
Make sure to wrap it

>>11912209
purge those damn creatures

Remove spiders

Do spiders like to cuddle?

Gross, she's all humanoid.

She'll poison you then leave to Gensokyo. Do you really want that?

>>11912388
Well yeah. You can't cuddle a real spider. You would squish it.

>>11912209

I like this guy's Yamame

>>11912390
I cuddle very gently. I like to think that...

>>11912393
I want to hug that

>>11912390

>>11912411
Cute

>>11912411
Did you actively search for that image or did you already have it? Seems very specific.

Spider milk tanks

>>11912415
Already had it. Just for you, I'll zip the entire thing. I'm about to get food.

>>11912417
https://www.mediafire.com/?25lt9p4faaxigtg

>>11912420
T-Thank y-you..!

>>11912416
Spiders aren't mammals.

>>11912441
Shh, play along.

I don't like bugs, but spiders are okay. There aren't many dangerous ones where I live.

worst accessory
worst palate
worst dress
worst theme
worst 2hu

>>11912467
A lot of people are afraid of spiders around me, but they're pretty cool. They are capable of neat feats, they eat troublesome bugs, and they generally leave me alone.

Yamame never gets raped, drugged, gangbanged, killed and stuff in doujinshi. Because everybody knows you don't fuck with her.

>>11912209
Yamame's
Exposed
Opisthosoma

[Ero]


>>11912420
I remember reading this.

>Spiderfuck
How vulgar.

>>11912541
Fuck, remembered to rename the zip, but not the folder.

I want to find her in my pants, if you know what i mean

Silent killer

This is a cute thread

What if she's a tsundere and when you do something to make her tsun she poisons you?

That would explain why her only friend is a bucket.

If I sat in a bucket, would Yamame hang out with me?

>>11914583
I'm sure if you leave a bucket out, a spider would certainly come to hang out, you inside or not.

>>11912393
Fun Bo.
He makes cute stuff.

>>11912393
I want to spank that spider's butt.
Maybe I'll get my hand sticky with silk, but spanking that ass will make it worthwhile.

>>11912393
>>11915740
He's pretty fun.

So can she control her disease-spreading powers or does it leak out no matter what she does?

>>11915748
If I spank her, will my hand get infected?

hi i am 8 and what is this?

Please do not sexualize Yamame.

Yamame-chan is the idol of all 2hus

>>11915818
Yes. Don't spank her.

>>11915894
What's her stage name? Can't be a proper idol without a stage name.

Kuroyama?

>>11915930
kuro-chan?

Yamame is a good friend

>>11915938
Until she accidentally infects you.

>>11915942
Like that could ever happen.

>>11915960
Just make sure you have a gas mask.

>>11915748
She can control her power, and won't inflict you with disease without reason.

>>11916013
Is spanking her a good reason to be infected?

>>11916024
She'll give you priapism.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_wandering_spider

>>11916013
SoPM says if you meet her you'll almost definitely get sick and may even die. I guess it doesn't take much for her to infect you, does it?

>>11916775
You're right. I'm only looking at pictures and she's already infected my heart.

>>11916780
That's wonderful. Now come into the web.

>>11916775
True, and what I said its from her profile in SA.
Damn ZUN can't even keep up with the shit he comes up with.

So, black_tewi.jpg?

Do you want to make babies with Yamame?

>yamame thread
muh fuckin dick. good stage 1 boss best waifu

>>11916836
>>11916775
The SoPM article is written with a surface dweller bias. Information on the underground is hard to come by for Akyuu. I'd trust the ZUN profile.

>>11917365
I don't like this side of Yamame.

>>11917598
What about this side?

Darling~ The human soup is ready.

>>11917615
I like what that artist did with her rope/string. It does a really good job of reminding you of spider legs.

>>11917615
Better. But drop the human soup.

>>11917632
The Wriggle stew?

>>11917638
Yamame, stop eating sentient things. It's bad.

>>11917643
It's just Wriggle.

>>11917643
It's just a youkai. They come and go all the time.

>>11917647
Yes but she might catch something if she consumes too much doo doo.

>>11917651
That's a good point.

>>11917643
How can it be bad when it tastes so good?

>>11917654
That's not too bad of a bad death. I kind of want to be eaten by a cute spider girl when I die now.

I really want to like, like, insects and arachnids and stuff

I really do

I think they're cute any everything, the actual ones, not the anthropomorphized ones

But then some of them do things like poison people

I want to just have a bunch of harmless bug friends

But I can't because they're actually dangerous

But they're so cute

It's terrible

>>11917677
Yeah I can't see how being injected with poison and having your insides melted down into a tasty spider soup could possibly be an excruciatingly horrible death. Sounds fun actually.

>>11917688
I'm sure you can't feel it. At least not after a while.

>>11917647
>>11917649
>>11917654
No means no. Don't kill people.

>>11917697
Don't make me get the Rumia worshipers in here to back me up. Killing is ok if you're hungry, and cute.

>>11917680

Do you even harvestmen? Literally the most moe spider

>Basically blind, walks around using its little legs to feel its way around
>No venom, can't even bite humans even if they wanted to because their "fangs" are actually little grasping claws with nowhere near the strength to break human skin
>When they're scared they curl up and hope the meanie bullying them goes away

SO
FUCKING
CUTE

>>11917700
Oh, that's what those things are.
We get them here often, they're pretty fucking strange.

>>11917699
Is that what they think? God.
It's not.

>>11917699

Rumia worshiper here. No, shut up, we have fast food for that now. Little Rumia has just been taught some bad habits, okay? We're working on it!

>>11917697
Who are you to decide the natural order of things, of a predator eating its prey, is forbidden?

>>11917720
Someone who wants to like Yamame but can't if she's a people-eating monstrosity.

>>11917724
Could you say no to this face?

>>11917724
You enter a relationship, but expect your partner to change, instead of your expectations? That's selfish.

Seperate from that, it's not really mentioned where most youkai get their clothes. Do you think Yamame makes her own? Are they rough, or does she output that nice feeling silk-like texture?

>>11917727
Yes.

>>11917728
Who said anything about a relationship and partners?

I could see her spinning her own clothes and generally knowing how to knit, cliche as it is. Where'd she get the dyes, though?

>>11917729
From the blood of her victims. Not all youkai have red blood.

>>11917733
Oui, it's not all about blood. You've got intestinal fluids, crushed bone and exoskeleton powders, and fermentation to work with. Have you never had experience with tribal medicine and crafts? I'm beginning to think I'm arguing for some bloodthirsty people, not practical ones.

>>11917733
If you're not going to play nice, I'm just going to leave.

>>11917742
I wouldn't trust a medicine man with simple cold medicine, so no.

>>11917747
I don't know what you're talking about.

>>11917699
Rumia worshiper here. Killing is only okay if it's consensual. Say, if I'd let Rumia or Yamame eat me. That'd be fine.

>>11917700
Harvestmen aren't really spiders though, only related to them. How about jumping spiders? They have a built-in thousand yard stare, basically teleport around, are all fluffy and have adorable mating rituals!

>>11918040
Jumping spiders get my vote for cutest spider. They're probably the only one I'm not afraid to touch, either.

>>11917700
What I find the cutest about them is that they will readily drop off their legs when attacked, but are incapable of regenerating them - harvestmen found in the field are often missing a leg or two, and can alter their gait so that only the loss of three or more legs will notably affect their mobility. They are not quite defenseless, though - many are equipped with noxious chemicals, and the larger harvestmen are often armed with sharp spines (some, like Goniosoma, can even break the skin with their spiny legs) and well-developed chelicerae, which may be larger than the rest of the animal (e.g. in Forsteropsalis) and strong enough to break apart snail shells. Smaller harvestmen, meanwhile, can secrete a glue to attach nearby detritus to themselves, creating a cloak of local debris that will camouflage them well no matter where they happen to be. They also gather in massive aggregations, and sometimes perform coordinated threat displays to confuse or intimidate larger predators.

If you're interested in harvestmen, American Scientist has a very good article on them, which covers most of these defensive manuevers to much greater detail. You can find it here, pages 38-45:

http://www.sigmaxi.org/4lane/qmag/ams_nov_2009.pdf

There is also an excellent harvestman gallery by Arthur Anker (I recommend checking his other galleries as well, he has high-quality photographs of thousands of animals, many of which you can't find anywhere else on the internet):

http://www.flickr.com/photos/artour_a/sets/72157612394844012/

>>11918040
Jumping spiders are definitely hard to beat in cuteness (globular springtails are the only arthropods that can really rival them in that category), though I also like the orbweaver genus Cyclosa, which are visually unremarkable but unusual in building replicas of themselves from nearby debris - when startled, these timid spiders even pull on their webs to move their decoys, hoping to remain unseen while their spider-puppets are attacked.

>>11917467
My gentleman.
I want to comfort Yamame about her body.

Would you harvest thousands of undead souls to keep your Yamame alive?

>>11918422

I want to go on an epic quest to slay Yamame!

hello mrs. spider

>>11918450
I'm with you my brother, slay the Youkai!

>>11918537
>>11918450
See, the souls are already swarming to offer themselves to our cause of saving the Lady!

>>11918966
You picked the wrong monster to take that attitude with, buddy. Qualagg/Yamame is a fucking pushover.

>>11918982
We seem to have mixed up the spiders, but if we are going that way already... You have to take into account that Quelaag can't really spin web, or she just doesn't do that in fight. Now imagine fighting in one huge Trap Sign: Capture Web which makes it impossible to freely circle around her, while she still uses flaming sword and spits lava and potentially releases miasma into the air all around at the same time... God, crossovers are fun.

>>11918162
Thanks for the link, it was a very interesting read.

>>11917711
>Is that what they think?
we aren't of one mind and opinion!
but yeah it's life
the yokai have to eat
there's people on the streets this moment whose quick and premature deaths would be a service to them and/or others
that's about as ethical as this shit can get until the kappa start growing human flesh in labs

>>11919907
I love pictures of Yamame and her children.

i have a phobia of spiders and insects. would being with Yamame cure this phobia?

>>11920043
If you ask nicely, she'll fuck it out of you.

>>11920043
I think being with Yamame is the opposite of seeking a cure to anything.

>>11920035
More like her clones.

>>11920064
On the bright side it doesn't look like bad genes can contaminate the pure Kurodani bloodline.

>>11920240
Maybe it's parthenogenesis giving us tiny yamamelings!

>>11920049
SPATS

>>11920799
A little Yamame for everyone?

>>11920858
Handling a spider requires a responsible and trustworthy person. You need to make sure you are up to the task.

>>11920871
I'll bully her so she'll grow up strong and vicious to defeat the other Yamames when we have spider fights.

i like spiders, too

Would you?

What is your favorite Yamame doujinshi?
Here's mine :

http://exhentai.org/g/300596/67ea4d6246/

>>11920933
Whatever you're asking, I'm not sure I could.

>>11920935
The same.

>>11920935
I suddenly love Yamame even more than before after reading that. Thanks.

>>11920935
This was definitely a good read. Thank you, kind sir!

>>11920935
Definitely would marry

>>11917508
>surface dweller bias
You mean common sense?

>>11919055
Anal sex with Yamame!

>>11919055
Spanking and anally attacking Yamame.

>>11921431
*farts in ur face*

>>11921702
I'm moot and I hate /jp/

Spiders are total bros. They just hang around in some corner keeping to themselves and getting rid of the really annoying pests like mosquitoes or flies. Are they not in the way? They can stay. Only exception of course is the dangerous stuff like black widows or brown recluses. Can't have them around for obvious reasons but those harmless little house spiders are more than welcome.

>>11921716
House centipede is superior in every way

>>11921716
That thing got six legs though.

>>11921727
killitkillitkillitkillitkillit
God I hate centipedes so much.

>>11921751
Pls don¨t bully she is very nice she murders cockroaches,wasps,flies,beetles you name it

>>11921762
Does she have a name?

>>11921789
>>11921789
Yes she is called Sasha my scum neighbours all had cockroach infestations but she defended my home from the filth.

>>11921806
Sasha is a war hero!

>>11921762
Yeah, but it inspires a primal feeling of rage and revulsion in me. All of my monkey instincts are telling me to killmaimburn that thing.

>>11921810
It comes with living in the balkans even our anthropods are ready for war!

>>11921810
*farts in our face*

>>11921814
lol

Yama... Yama... Yamaxanadu!

The lovely spider in the cave

>>11920935
I didn't pay much attention to Yamame before but I went into this thread on a whim and read that, then I played SA again and paid more attention to what she said and read up some on the wiki.
Now I absolutely love her.

I loved Yamame from the first time I heard her theme. I think it's one of the most underrated 2hu songs.

I have also developed a thing for girls hanging from ceilings.

>>11921727
Last summer I was living in someone's house and it was filled with these
I don't like killing but I am too scared to I just do it because otherwise I won't be able to sleep knowing that it's in the house

One time I was sleepy and getting up in the morning to use the sink when I noticed that one had become trapped in it
I was really scared so I jumped back and looked from a distance
The water was very hot when I turned it on and all the wet droplets splashing about must have made the sink crevice all slippery

I still remember how it looked when it was reacting to the pain of having very hot water poured on it and eventually it went down the drain

I didn't mean to kill it in such a terrible way
But if I go to Hell for it, I deserve it

>>11923984
If you really don't enjoy their company, just leave the lights on. They very much prefer dark, damp places, and you can sleep knowing that they will actively avoid your room.

Leaving a laddle or a strip of tissue paper on the side of the sink will also let them climb out without having to touch them.

Spiders are pretty cute.

Kurodani Yamada!

I had a dream i was in a swimming pool and a water spider bit me
then i woke up, th-thanks

>>11924577
I had a dream where I was Yamame.
Waking up was not fun.

>>11912467
>>11912480
>>11917700
>>11921716

>>11924584
How envious.

>>11924587
This was overdue.

>>11924712
A lot of artists like to make Parsee and Yuugi a thing but I honestly think Parsee and Yamame is a lot more fun.

>>11924778
I can't see how it would work, really. I can see them being friends, though.

Besides, I won't accept those two being with anyone other than me!

>>11924832
Well, Parsee and Yuugi doesn't really work either. Besides, I didn't necessarily mean as a couple, just together as whatever you want them to be. Friends or lovers.

>>11912209


i wouldent mind finding her *in* my bed, if you know what i mean ;^)

Parsee is the boke and Yamame is the tsukkomi.

is there a yaname ohayou

Yamamae!

>>11924866

>>11924891

>>11924893
That's a man, baby!

>>11924891
thank you very much!

Spiders are adorable

>>11929908
We invited a few spiders over to eat all filthy scum who enter our house

>>11929908
That they are.

I voted for Yamame. But she's still pretty low.

>>11919019

I'm NEVER again playing in that valley of defilement's swamp EVER again. Shit I hate poisonous ground that also slows you down.

>>11919019
I still can't see it being that rough.

>>11921814

Sasha Sorokonozhkavich the bane of the bosnian cockroaches scums. That is awesome as fuck.

Do you like Yamame with large egg sacs?

>>11930521

The sheer idea of hundreds of spiders bursting out her boobs while I have my face/dick near them is ungodly scary.

>>11930577
I'll take that as a no.

>>11930485
Shit how did you know I was bosnian?

I wonder if Yamame has barbed hairs

>>11930521
>>11930577
Why would you even suggest something like this?

>>11932478
Apparently mean people like to bully the spider.

>>11932504
I can't imagine why.

>>11931193

This picture lacks a tomboyish Serbia wanting to bully and ntr everyone around.

>>11932754
Meanwhile Kosovo is ntrring serbia

How do I shot web?

>>11932468
>小さいのはキライですか？
They're the best small!

>>11932468
I bet she has hairy knuckles, if you get my drift.

>>11933154
I really don't.

>>11933157
I think he may be implying that Yamame masturbates a lot. But I'm not sure either.

>How 'bout this? Does it suit me?

So I heard you like spidergirls.

>>11933239
Dangerously cheesy.
But I still find her cute, would try to breed with.

>>11933197
The glasses do, but the breasts don't.

>>11933351
What's wrong with busty Yamame?

>>11933366
It just doesn't feel like "Yamame" to me. Looks almost like a different character.

>>11933381
Just think of them as venom sacks.

>>11933396
I'd suck the venom out of her body.

>>11933381

Yamame's kinda weird. She was initially pegged as Spiderloli but over the years I've seen more art of her with big breasts than with small/no breasts. I've even seen some SA bust charts where she's third behind Yuugi and Utsuho.

My personaly preference is skewed toward large, but I think she does all body types well.

Nothing wrong with Booby Yamame
How else will she feed her brood?

>>11933460
I can see her having a sizeable chest and being ranked third in SA but definitely not enormously disgusting like in >>11933489

I only came here to say that spiders are awesome

>>11933493
I think she's one of the few 2hus that can pull off any breast size, from nonexistent to gigantic.

That said, I personally think just large works the best for her.

Does go bra or no bra?

>>11934100
No bra.

I would totally a spider.

Is she the reason I'm a NEET?
Can she inflict hikikomori-ism on other helpless youkai?

>>11936077
Ｉ　ｄｏｎ’ｔ　ｔｈｉｎｋ　ｓｈｅ　ｃａｎ　ｄｏ　ｍｕｃｈ　ｏｔｈｅｒ　ｔｈａｎ　ｉｎｆｌｕｅｎｚａ．

>>11936077
Yes. You must seek amends with the Yamame.

Would you go down her spider hole?

>>11937191
Balls deep

>>11940497
They'll get stuck in the webs.

>>11912420
Alright I just read the whole thing and get the most awkward of boners.............(where can I find more?)

Idol Yamame will sing herself straight into your ♥.

>>11941414
Why is idol Yamame a thing?

>>11941437
She's a bright and popular girl in the underground.

>>11941515
If you say so, but I don't think that's the real answer.

Her profile does say she's popular. That's the best reason I can think of.