/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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btb

become the burg

>>11898627
I love da burg meme :-DDDDDDDDD

become the burger

ger

My life is a meaningless void, waiting to be filled with burg.

>>11898623
lewd

>>11905786
Where's the burger?

>>11905793
no burg today

I like burgers, does jaypee like burgers?

i want the burg i need the burg

>>11910724
>>11910803
don't burgpost unless it's about yayoi and her burg

>>11910807
i need the burg give me the butg

>>11910807
I want to eat yayoi's burg, if you catch my drift

>>11911069
I don't understand, if you mean steal her burger and eat it that's rude. Where else will she get her protein?

>>11898612
yayoi a best

Cute girls eating plastic food is not cute. Please stop posting these types of images.

>>11911088
My prostate gland

I might go to In n Out soon and get a burger. Should I /jp/?

>>11911129
I don't think your prostate would be tasty.

>>11912710
It would, I'm a girl.

>>11912726
Girls don't have prostates, it's called something else.

>>11898612
I hate that fucking poorfag

I haven't eaten lunch yet. This just makes me want to do so more.

>>11912726
I don't usually care when a guy gets his meats cut off but I get angry and upset when a cute girl (no uggos) gets butchered. It feels like such a waste.

>>11912852
How else would you get veal?

>>11912857
im a vegan

>>11912857
fat girls cant be cute

Posting best idol.

>>11921060
>beast idol?

Oh please, everyone knows the best idol is all of them.

>>11921255
All of them except Chihaya. I'm also not particularly fond of Azusa and Ritsuko.

>>11921928
Check out these burgs.

i want to cum in a burger

>>11921930
great burg

LOL LE EPIC BURG MAYMAY ME BURGS ARE IN ORBIT

>>11921930
NICE burgs.....!!!

>>11921930
love the burge
do the burge

>>11932195
I am the burg

>>11921930
Why is yayoi exposing her precious burgs...?

>>11936817
I want to sleep in a burg

>>11936818
I want a burg to sleep in me.

>>11941797
I'd tell you to eat a burger before going to bed, but you probably already do, fat fucking american.

>>11941803
You mean you don't eat a burger before bed? Wow, it must be really rough in third world countries. Please tell me the name of your broken down country so that me and my fellow americans can help you with financial aid.

>>11941882
Degeneracy at its best.

Did somebody say Burg?

gimme the burg or else

hambubger

>>11942942
I salute you, PC98 bro.

would yayoi show me her burger

>>11949241
Looks like her little brother loves burgers

PUT THE BURG IN THE BAG AND NOBODY GETS HURT

>>11952632
Woah woah, no need to do that!
There's enough burg for everyone!

I are a burger today.

Then I went to Wendy's and they have a key tag for $1 that gives you a free kids frosty per order until September.

I have left over hambagu from last night in the fridge, I wonder if Yayoi would come and eat some with me

Delicious Burg.

>>11902779
that vinesauce reference

>>11912742
>poor

>>11956088
>implying she wouldn't have to spend her entire salary funding her dad's alcohol problem

>You will never bring a girl out of poverty like Yayoi to become and treat her like a princess.

Feels really bad man.

>>11956201
>>11956519
Who the HECK are you quoting?

I had a bean sprout festival the other day and ate with a picture of Yayoi on my screen.

>>11956538
cute

>>11956537
On 4chan my newfriend, green text is commonly used to denote internal thoughts of a given poster in addition to quoting.

>>11956566
Thank you.

What the hell janny my post was informative

>>11956538
Yayoi sprouts my beans if you knows what I means.

>>11956646
Don't be gross.

le epik burg meem FTW (for the win)

>>11963002
Those bastards, why don't they give Yayoi her paycheck?

I'd plunder her booty if you know what I mean.

>>11963025
P made a mistake depositing it.

>>11963002

Yang eating his hamham

>>11966630

>>11966630
>>11966637
Not yayoi.

>>11974279

>>11956088
Can someone explain this comic?

>>11978650
She be rolling in dem dolla bills

>>11898623
there wasn't a single boiga in that doujin. how dare you deceive me like this?

>>11981102

She ate them all

>>11983386
That's one lewd expression.

>>11983862
that coming from someone with the expression range of a vegetable is funny

>>11984081
Chihaya isn't a vegetable.

>>11984643

I've eaten radishes with more personality than her.

I had a burger for dinner jaypeepee!
It was okay.

>>11986243
that's nice

>>11986289
>>11986243
>>11986584
>>11986589
>>11986590
This is the yayoi thread not the burg general.

As an Ameriburger, something about 愛 LIKE ハンバーガー deeply satisfies some need inside. I think it's Hibiki's toasted buns.

>>11986593
What kinda burgs do you guys like?

>>11987684
I want to hug, kiss, smell, lick and fuck Hibiki's delicious toasted buns.

>>11987806
I got here first.

>>11990380
Damn, is it my birthday too?
A healthy Yayoi all for me?

So I'm playing the translated version of Perfect Sun for the PSP and I get to my first audition.
I read the information and the 3 judges silhouettes are the goddamn reaction guys.

I like it

>>11993939
Holy shit, good find.

Well, time to go out for some steak.

>>11995153

ス テ キ

I asked my mom to bring me home a hamburger even though I already cooked dinner.

Out of context this is hilarious

/jp/, im a burg-virg!
(´･ω･`)

>>11996932
Tight fit?

>>11998097
Go get a burg right now and end your suffering!!

burg-virgs have been known to KILL THEMSELVES!

HURRY!

http://9gag.com/gag/azbQKzz/

>>12002736

>>12002736

>9gag
u wot burgah?

eated burg tonite was good!

You ask for a hamburger. All the molecules in the universe have shifted one inch to the left. The hamburger asks for you. Somehow you have appeared in soviet Russia. You start awake sweating in your own bed. I give you a hamburger. Shrieking, you stagger into the road in a daze. You ask for a hamburger. The ambulance does not arrive in time. You ask for a hamburger. I give you a hamburger. As you take a bite you notice ants all over your skin. You ask for a hamburger. The children cry over their father's dead body. You ask for a hamburger. You are blind, but you can feel the worms writhing in your stomach. I am your father. I give you a hamburger. You giggle as I stumble. I ask for a hamburger, you give me a hamburger. You awake with a start in your own bed.

I give you a hamburger. The wizened meat explodes to dust and you realise eons have passed and you are alone in a desolate waste. You awake screaming.

I give you a hamburger.

You take the hamburger with trembling hands. Your eye twitches involuntarily. As you take a bite the ants crawl into your mouth. You look at me desperately. I give you a hamburger. You awake in the corner of your wardrobe in tears. I give you a hamburger. You notice the semitrailer bearing down on you. You try to take a bite but your jaws refuse to open. I give you a hamburger. Your children stop giggling as they hear the sickening crack of your skull meeting the pavement. I give you a hamburger. Collapsing, you vomit uncontrollably. You take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily.

I give you a hamburger.

I give you a hamburger.

>>12002770

You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children’s laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger.

Burgers are transcendental.

>>12002770
>>12002797
>not linking the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfdEdE96En0

>>12002770
>>12002797

Sanity is dead. You killed it. With a big, juicy burg. A great one.

>>12002770
>>12002797
>>12007336
/jp/ - Reddit

Taking Yayoi out for burgs!

>>12007426
Burg :D

Yayoi and I ate burgs tonight for dinner, but really poor right now so we had to use regular bread for the buns. I told her I'd make it up to her with proper hamburger buns in the future when we have more money

I give me shibe doge a burg but he said NO. I don't want that.

So Puchimasu 2 came out.

>>12007844
Dogs can't speak english......

>>12012551
umm my dog speaks nihongo tho..

>>12012551
I am a dog and I cannot speak English so I can confirm this.

>>12012563
>>12012566
Oh.....

>>12012566
My impression of a doge using a computer: Oh God How Did This Get Here I Am Not Good With Computer haha

>>12012586
Ha ha. Wow.
I remember that meme.
How epic.

Who is driving? Oh my God, Doge is driving! How can that be?!

On the internet, nobody knows you're a hamburger.

>>12012590
I am a hamburger and I take every opportunity to tell everyone. Don't go promoting your falsehoods.

I wish Yayoi was my daughter

please help me name my idol unit

>>12016832
Triple Mac

>>12016832
BTB
Become The Burg

If only ZUN!bar was here...

What to special burgers taste like like that aren't cows.

Yayoi got married and not to a burger.

If Iori is the anal sex idol what is Yayoi?

>>12033139
burg

>>12033139
I'm thinking blowjobs.

>>12033177
Rub a steak on your wang and she will go all Aliens facehugger on it.

>>12033219
If I could get a blowjob from Yayoi I think I could die happily.

>>12033339
You never will though, nerd. Enjoy dying unhappily.

>>12037247
An onahole and an imagination will go a long way. Dreams help too.

I had a dream last night where Yayoi raped me and got pregnant.

>>12033219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2Sj4jeNnjU

It's cake, not steak, but the same thing will happen.

Every time I look at Yayoi I get the insane urge to impregnate her.

>>12045152
That's rather mean, don't you think? She's already had a hard life.

>>12045120
She did that with a bucket of chicken, and the furniture that it was on in the Bomp video.

>>12045237
A baby in the oven is the best reward you can give a woman. This is a fact.

>>12045333
>A baby in the oven

Tried that, got arrested.
And it's bun in the oven.

>>12045361
>bun in the oven

Tried that, got arrested.

Also got arrested for a cat in a microwave

>>12045237
Girls love babies.

>>12045361
What the heck? Are you dumb or something? When a man loves a woman he puts a baby inside her not a bun...

>>12045333
I want to have at least 6 kids with Yayoi.

Yayoi badonkadonk

>>12046161
I can see her burg.

>>12045678
All this talk about babies makes my heart happy.

I want to eat her burgers

no burg today

>>12054877

I'm about to get a sausage, egg and cheese sandwich from Dunkin'. It's like a breakfast burger.

>>12054877
i made some burgers on friday but they tasted not very good - too greasy, i don't know what i did wrong
now it'll probably take 1-2 month until i get the bad taste out of my head and make me some new burgers

>>12054924
Fuck that place forever. Let me tell you about the one nearby. It opened up just a few years ago in a building that used to sell videos (which before being a video store was a bank), but before the DD moved into the building they went and redid the whole thing. They added a place to put their logo, changed the brickwork, replaced the tile, changed the windows, and replaced the normal door with a gigantic vertically opening and closing door. These people were going all out.

Months and months went by before it finally opened. When I realized it was finally opened I was so excited that I couldn't sleep. I stayed up all night into the early morning, and then even longer past the hours that I thought would be crowded. Finally around 10AM I got in my car and drove there. I wanted just one donut. A chocolate cake donut with chocolate frosting. I ordered and was told to go to the window. I pull up to the window and I'm told they're out of that particular donut. I ask if they have any without frosting, I'm told they do, and I go with that one. I pay, get the donut in the bag, and drive home.

I get home, park, and with a sudden rush of excitement and joy, rush into my room to enjoy my donut. That joy was short-lived though. I opened the bag to find a cake donut (not even chocolate) without glazing, and without frosting. It was a fucking coffee donut. I held back my tears, put the donut back in the bag, put the bag on the counter for someone else to eat, and went to bed. I was completely and utterly disappointed. I had waited months and months for this place. I felt like a fool and didn't return for a year or two after that incident.

>>12054957
Recently I had gotten an urge for some custard-filled donuts, so I figure I'd go to DD and see if they had any. I get there, place my order of two custard-filled donuts, and I'm told they don't have any. Oh well, no biggy. I'll come back tomorrow and they'll have some, surely. Well I go back the next day, and they still have none. Nor do they have any the day after, or the day after that. I went there every single day for a week, hoping for just one god damn custard-filled donut, but they NEVER HAVE ANY. What the fuck? This was around Valentine's day so they had all sorts of weird ass seasonal donuts like one filled with cookie dough, one filled with brownie batter, and one called a "cupid's selection" or some shit, which I was told had a filling similar to custard, so I got that. I drive home, take the heart-shaped donut out of the bag, and take a big bite out of it. I almost threw up. It was filled with fucking cream cheese or something sour, and had bits of chocolate covering caramel sprinkled on top. The filling was way too sour, and the topping was way, way too sweet. I again felt disappinted and repeated the process of leaving the donut out for someone else.

About a week after that I decide to go back. It's just my luck that the day that I went there they had some custard-filled donuts! I was so excited and happy that I would finally be able to bite into a soft, sweet donut containing smooth custard. I ordered just one and went home. I'm not really sure what I expected. The reason they had a custard-filled donut was because it was after Valentine's day and they were trying to get rid of all those stupid dumbass heart shaped donuts. My particular donut was stale for no reason at all. Oh well, it's all about the filling, right? I take a bite. Nothing. Just a stale donut with some chocolate frosting. Huh? What happened? I take another bite. Nothing. No custard. By now I'm getting confused and I start getting a sinking feeling in my stomach.

I eat a Double Whopper With Cheese Medium Combo at least twice a week. I always ask for a barbeque sauce and four ketchups and I drink Dr.pepper

>>12054976
Here I am, about halfway through my "custard-filled" donut and I've yet to taste any custard. I take a bite and there it is, finally. More than half of the donut had nothing in it at all. Those couple bites of custard did nothing to cheer me up by then. Things were already far too gone to be salvaged. I finished my donut and stood up to look outside of my window.

My neighbor's kids were playing outside and from my point of view, it seemed like they didn't have a care in the world. They knew nothing of the hardships of life that would come to challenge them. But then again, I thought, they may not have any challenges to face. Some people are just unlucky. Why did I have such bad luck finding that one fucking donut? Why was it so shitty? The more I thought about it, the more I realized it was DD. The place was pure shit. They fucked up my very first order, and fucked up a dozen more times by not having any god damn custard-filled donuts. I bet they even half-assed that ONE donut knowing that I'd come and get it. I fucking hate DD. They stole more than just my money that day. They stole from me my confidence in the brand, confidence in that particular store that they'd do their fucking job, and most importantly stole from me precious hours of my life that I will NEVER get back.

All I wanted was one donut. ONE god damn donut. I finally got it, but at what cost? Was it really worth it? Fuck no it wasn't. Whenever I think of that place and those dumbass morons working there I just want to drive my car right through the fucking garage door they installed in the building and crush everyone and then kill myself

>>12054957
>I opened the bag to find a cake donut (not even chocolate) without glazing, and without frosting. It was a fucking coffee donut.

But cake donuts are as fucking tasty as this pasta and now I'm craving DD.

>>12061095
C-cute gif, dude!