/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11898807
Thanks.

Friends or family?

>>11898807
It's every girl's dream to walk down the aisle in her brown wedding dress.

will current mm get their own surprise end-of-term exam?

>>11898840
They have to start being not shit first.

>>11898849

>>11898871
Aren't they supposed to wear vagina protectors so this doesn't happen?

>>11898807
Sorry, Airibro, but you blew it. OP is supposed to make you feel good and ready to post. Ai-chan marrying a half-wit only fills me with sadness.

>>11898874
Sayu and Airi are exempt.

>>11898884
But then people can see their bits.

>>11898888
It's ok as long as it's not too obvious.

Risa's inevitable wedding to a Korean will be the worst day of my life. Lucky Ishida is here to ease the pain and ultimately, make me forget Risa altogether.

I would dub Sayu the lewdest H!P. Not because of her looks, but for her personality.

Do the other girls ever point out her having big hooties or is that too racy for h!p?

>>11898903
I think Sato did once.

>>11898903
Yes they do. And I bet in private it's a constant conversation topic.

>>11898903
They keep referring to her as having a "marshmallow body" on radio. So I think they're quite aware.

>>11898908
I mean like publicly on a blog, dvd, tv, etc.

>>11898913
Yeah. Radio. It's a lot more candid.

>>11898902
>>11898917
Sayu can be quite lewd on radio, right?

>>11898925
I really haven't listened to much of her show, but she just exudes this aura of lewdness. We know that she knows all about what the internet says about her, and that she doesn't really mind. We also know that she likes to get really close with her juniors, which seems to be quite uncommon.

>>11898944
>We know that she knows all about what the internet says about her
how do we know this?

>>11898982
SayuUsingComputer.jpg

>>11898982
Because she's said that before she joined MM she was bullied at school and her computer (and ladybugs) were her only friends. Also she's said on many occasions that she "patrols" the web for posts about her and MM.

>>11898898
;____:

>>11898995
I thought it was pillbugs. The rolly-pollies. Because she would make a slide and make them slide down it.

>>11898995
>she was bullied at school
So sad, did she say why?
I thought that whole patrolling thing was a myth, thanks for clearing it up.

>>11899009
Well, according to her it was because she was so cute and the other girls were jealous. This was during the platinum-era tough, so she was kind of working that angle. She has talked about having her umbrella broken and sand poured in her hair on tv and radio.

Is she trying to get the bubble-gum that Tomoko put in her hair out?

Does /jp/ like Zukki with her mouth open?

>>11899014
That happens. My neighbours kid is real pretty and she doesn't have a friend in the world.

>>11899032
Is Zukki aware of adult things that people do with mouths?

I want to hear more bullying stories

>>11899049
Karin's entire life is a bullying story.

>>11899049
Once, Ikuta chased down a boy in Fukuoka and cornered him. I like to think she raped him.

>>11899058
I can confirm this since I was that boy.

>>11899058
Men can't get raped shitlord

Ikuta was in my dream last night and when I woke up I liked her.
It's funny how fast things can change.

>>11899106
It must have been a li meegick treeck

>>11899106
That's why I dread the day I go to a handshake event. I'm going to fall head over heels for everyone of them.

>>11899124
Especially Masaki.

>>11899124
Or worse. You might realize they're just average girls and there are cuter idols out there to follow. Truly a terrible thing.

>>11899144
Cuteness isn't an idol's only quality, Airifag.

>>11899144
But other idol groups aren't nearly as pure as h!p's.

>>11899149
>implying Airi is cute

>>11899158
You have to admit she has fuckable pits, though.

I want Kanatomo and Meimei to be Kanyon's bridesmaids in our wedding and then join us on the wedding night.

>>11899177
I didn't realize h!p idols pursued non-traditional relationships so commonly.

Who is your favorite brown idol?

>>11899297

>>11899297
Yung Maki

>>11899297
Teenage RIka

>>11899297

>>11898807
Turd idol
Turd wedding

>>11899372
not even a pitfag but would lick

>>11899378
That should be the topic for the next thread.

>Your favorite idol marries a 3rd rate old faggot comedian domestic violence fan. How do you feel?

I bet that awesome hardcore Ai-chan wota that used to hang around these threads years ago, used to go to Japan for bus tours and stuff, make his own wota gear and stuff feels like shit.

>>11899388
I'm sure he's in a better place now. I'd like to think he never had to see the pictures of her poo ridden wedding dress.

>>11899398
I hope so.

Dude was interviewed by Nakazawa and crew at some point. That's more than any of us going right now. I wonder why he left us.

>>11899388
This is the life of a die hard wota,
the degree of delusion makes everything that much more harder.

A well rounded wota allows changes to come naturally, like the seasons~

But you do hope your waifu doesn't marry some low level scumbag

>>11899408
Probably you, Maki-faggot :3

>>11899408
so jealous~
I wonder what she asked him

>>11899412
That hurts. I'm pretty sure he was cool Ai-chan's favorite Maki and me.

>>11899422
*cool with

>>11898820
except she didnt, they just registered their marriage

>>11899134
I hope you're not saying this just because you were reading those translated 2ch threads

>>11899297
the one in the kss,>>11899376 this one.

Is it true that Reina has a tattoo on her vaggoo?

>>11899483
She figured out a Goto Maki tattoo, and I still haven't got shit.

>>11899471
I said it specially to make that one guy who goes ballistic when someone mentions Masaki mad.

>>11899386
>not even a pitfag

Don't deny your attraction.

>>11899573
He'll come around soon..

>>11899388
hehe he looks like a fucking faggot.

Here's a scary fucking picture.

They look really good in these dresses

>>11900024
I'm excited to see how they'll turn out in 4-5 years.....maybe better than platinum?

>>11900191
no

>H!P News: Ai is married.
Brown wedding dress, huh..? Damn, there couldn't be any tread left on the tire...

Hello, /jp/. It's time again for my thready post to show my support and admiration for my oshi. So here's to Okai Chisato.

>>11900229

>>11900229
What are your thoughts on her sexual orientation, Chisa-fan?

>>11900232
If your asking me what I think it is, there's no way to know really. Especially considering that they aren't allowed to be in any sort of relationship.

And I wouldn't really care either way. If she's happy (and continues to make music and have a presence in the scene) then I'm happy.

>>11900240
I want to go drinking in a pub with you and discuss about this in detail.

>>11900230
eeeeeeeeeeee

>>11900247
I'd start some shit with you and get Chisa-fag to lose his composure.

She looks like a disgusting grandma, not an idol.

>>11900258
it's okay, Airibo. Cry it into your pillow.

>>11900262
It's disgusting that Airi has to be in the same group as that beast.

>>11900268
>disgusting to be in the same group as that beast.
that's what the rest of C-ute thinks of Airi's chinese-loving pussy.

>>11900277
That was a false rumor. I bet you think Buono! got spit-roasted in France too.

>>11900293
Just Airi.

>>11900293
>believes an Idol and alleged boyfriend denying relationship which would result in losing her career
>calls others gullible

>>11900294
More like just Miyabi if anyone.
>>11900314
The chinese guy was gay anyway so any accusations are moot.

When we die, will our souls go to Sayu's Kawaii Kingdom in heaven?

>>11900326
I'm pretty sure we're not going to Heaven, m8. Chisafag maybe.

>>11900332
But isn't Sayu's Kingdom just as lewd as Sayu?

>>11900319
There needs to be more pictures showing the idols' sole and foot skin texture.

>>11900338
That's the clever thing.

>>11900450
I just tried watching Zukki's birthday dvd, but I couldn't do it. She starts off by doing the whole apple impersonation thing and not even the wota are laughing.

>>11900450
I would want to look at Sayu's eyes up close.

>>11900501
you aren't supposed to laugh.
and no, Shitkuta's magick treeeeck is also not supposed to work. that's the joke.

>>11900513
Hilarious.

>>11900519
you are one of those people who think Masaki is the most hilarious girl in the world because of her "antics" instead of when she actually says something funny, right?

>>11900530

>>11900530
Actually is Sayu.

>>11900530
I blame language barrier and retarded people.

>>11900530
You're talking out of your ass again, anon.

>>11900554
>how dare anon expect Sato-fans to have enough intellect to understand anything besides visual gags.

pls no bullying.

I just got done watching Hello Project Sports Festival 2006 and enjoyed myself a lot. It was also nice to see the older generation that was before I got interested in H!P.
Is there any more sport festivals or "fun events" like this?

>>11900626
>enjoyed myself a lot
>"fun events"
you are sick.

#Cum_Back_Buono!

Masaki is a great idol.

>>11900645
And why do you think that?

>>11900639
Yes

>>11900671
Cuz she's cute.

>>11900673
Miyabi is really cute in dvd mags

>>11900701
>>11900704
btw I'm a nerd

How often do you take interesting screenshots of idols, jaypee?

>>11900902
>screenshots
>picture of a burger

Fuck off obnoxious faggot

>>11900906
Screenshots let you see a more candid side of an idol and aren't planned and fixed like other idol pictures.

I would fuck all these bitches.

Kuma is my sweetheart!

>>11900986

No one cares

>>11901068
I wish I was her left hand...

She's only allowed the pieces that accidentally fell on the floor.

What do you think about C-ute's newest single?

I thought it was okay. Not really amazing or anything.

I liked the mannequin thing they did in the MV, but I think I've seen it before but it's still cool.

What drink do you order while you are hitting on hotties at the club?

>>11901233
an appletini

>>11900626
There's 3 major sports festivals - 2003, 2004 and 2006. There was a mini sport festival that was only shown on Hello Morning in 2002. The Kids make their debut as well. You see the beginning of ChisaMai and little autist Airi.

Here's part one - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sQwEvUosNw

Ah shore do like them moosoomays

>>11901389
And just what were you planning on doing with that Nackybutt, son?

>>11901389
This would be a great picture if she was naked.

Ready for a meeting with the execs.

>>11901647
notice that whoever is taking the picture with her handphone is framing out the best part of rihoes pose

>>11901647
At first, it took me a while to realize what was so lewd about this pose. Does she know the significance of these poses? I don't even like Riho, but I'd like to think she isn't mentally corrupted already.

>>11901675
Don't young girls read magazines that tell them how to attract guys and stuff like that? Maybe she learned to be lewd like that.

>>11901647
Lewd Riho ready to take MM14 to the next level once Sayu graduates.

>>11901755
boxy

>>11901558
Whats all this now?
link?

>>11901785
Not boxy at all.

>>11902415
really boxy

Guys, I'm gonna get drunk so lets talk about vaginas tonight.

>>11902455
sure, let's start with yours.

>>11902455
You drink alone, amerifat.

>>11902455
I'd join you but it's midday here.

>>11902462
But I don't have vagina.

>>11902464
But I'm from Europe.

>>11902471
I'm gonna drink whole day so I'll be ready at night.

>>11902472
Ah, I see. I'll go buy some beer later and join you tonight, just don't overdo it and drop out before then, k?

>>11902494
Don't worry mate, I won't.

>>11902494
>>11902499
I have to go do bullshit today but I would like to be back for the discussion. Do you fine gentlemen have a time frame? I always miss the party :(

>>11902537
9 hours from now, give or take. I hope you can make it!

Anyone here have Oshi that were involved in scandals? Kanna was mine.

>>11902555
Never stopped loving her.

>>11902560
How many kids she have now?

>>11902572
Just one, a girl.

>>11902574
Any news on that audition she was holding?

>>11902581
None, my guess is we'll never hear about it again.

>>11902587
That sucks. It was pretty sad how her whole life just turned into complete shit after her scandal and I know the whole "Idol" thing where you get what you deserve for breaking contracts and all that but the way h!p handled it was a little extreme. Also felt bad for Tsuji because she couldn't do shit as a solo act.

>>11902614
How do you think UFA would handle a scandal of that magnitude today with an idol proportionally as popular?

>>11902614
her life was shit before

>>11902614
The way they treated her lacks comparison in the idol world, absolutely ruthless. The aftermath was just sad with pitiful Tsuji put in Lovendor-tier Gyaruru. Poor thing.

Worst thing is we never got to hear W's third album.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Lva5fNrYdk

>>11902642
I don't think they did all that for some smokes. There were probably other issues management knew about and we don't.

>>11902649
>I don't think they did all that for some smokes. There were probably other issues management knew about and we don't.
I thought so too until it was revealed later she was dating a guy in his late 30's while she was still legally a minor (18 iirc). Still, quite a pity. Some h!p are destined to fail after MM.

>>11902665
>Some h!p are destined to fail after MM
>Some

>>11902674
So I looked up graduated MM...
>1st gen all irrelevant besides Abe who gets the occasional TV appearance
>Yasuda married 10/10, Yaguchi became extremely popular but then is also cheating whore
>Goto turned NEET
>4th gen all flopped hard after grad - Tsuji is housewife, Kago is doing whatever and Yossy/Rika are miserable together
>Ai got married to unfunny comedian, Risa only gets stage roles, Ogawa doing little, Konno became news reporter
>Miki sort of stays relevant with naked husband, Kamei went into 4 year hibernation and Reina/Lovendor irrelevant as fuck
>Koharu became TV host and hated even more
>Mitsui about to get the gaijin d, pandas doing panda shit

Well I guess it depends on what you mean by success. Since no ones here, I'm gonna predict current gen's future
>Sayu comes out - nobody gives a fuck
>Mizuki goes Tsuji mode and pops kids out
>Ikuta gets minor roles in 2nd rate shows
>Zukki becomes a regular on variety
>Riho inevitable scandal leads to sluttier music style ala Maki
>Ishida/Sato is Yossy/Rika 2.0
>Haruna fails in modelling
>Duu becomes a stunner and gets major exposure
>Oda stays in MM longer than Sayumi's record
And just for kicks:
>Rikako saves the MM name

>>11902706
>Rikako saves the MM name
Heck yes, brother. Get her in there all ready! She's only 12 and has a powerful personality. Also she's a philanthropist and her goal is to become the greatest idol in the Universe! Take that Ikuta.

>>11899388
I remember that guy. He must be in hell right now.
Also nice dubs.

If you are familiar with Japanese, is the way that Captain speaks peculiar?

>>11902940
what kind of retarded lyrics are those

>>11902945
Only the lyrics of the highest quality at Upfront.

>>11902945
2deep4u

>>11902989
Which Musume gets the stinkiest?

>>11902706
Good analysis.
I predict Momoko will be a major politician.

>>11903031
You were caught embezzling thousands of tax payer funds, what do you have to say for yourself?

>>11903054
yurushite nyan

I bet Kanatomo fucks Karin with a strap-on.

>>11903068

But they don't like each other.

>>11903085
That's why Kanatomo fucks her, to show her who's boss.

>>11903068
>>11903095
Well, this time I won't tell you to stop, cus that's something I would like to be true.

>>11902046
2014.02.07 episode of Music Station. They did a countdown of the top 10 Jpop acts that foreigners like.

>>11901558
I got bad second-hand embarrassment from that segment.

All this talk of regret has gotten me sad...
The whole video is good but @3:30 was the stuff that made me fall in love
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0oPOKV0G80

You think Sayu licks other girls vaginas?

>>11903176
Rikako does.

>>11903174
They're the best.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrULQkC_Mz8

>>11903176
Highly probable, but not h!p girls.

>>11903184
Do they identify who's done that by doing "pussy lickin" sign? Is this some sort of invitation too?

>>11903195
How many girlfriends you think she have?

>>11903201
who has*

>>11903201
I don't think she is or has ever been in a relationship. I just get the feeling she has fooled around with a friend once or twice.

>>11903184
I'd eat hers

>>11903226
Is it hairy?

>>11903232
Yes, but not a full bush just yet

I want to put bug eggs in Karin's vagina.

>>11903257
I want to put my dick into you're mouth.

>child molesters circlejerking

>>11903257
There are at least 4 corpses in this guy's basement.

What DVD magazine is your favorite? I really liked this one.

>>11903296

I want to kiss Rikako while fingering her tight cunny

>>11903315
That's hot.

>>11903326
Post pictures of her feet please.

>there are no admins on /jp/

>>11903332
I would have done the same to loli Duu

>>11903347
We're friends then.

>>11903361
It's nice to have friends

Are there any idol buttcracks?

>>11903372
Big Bubba is going to be your best friend.

>>11903377
just aibons

Is Airifag trying to impersonate Momofag?

For all you child molesters this is an ass to be aroused by.

>>11903377
last time I posted the Maki picture I got banned.

anyway, here's Rika...I think.

>>11903398
They're the same person.

>>11903398
I can post what I want faglord.

>>11903402
GOAT ass

>>11903400
>last time I posted the Maki picture I got banned.

For a buttcrack? One of the banners has a girl showing her big fat naked jiggly bubblebutt!

>following H!P
>mad at pedo fags

quality pic by the photographer

Who's feet do you jack off to the most?

>>11903434
More like full ass

>pedos doing anything but ending their existence

>>11903449
now make a new thread

>>11903405
I'm pretty sure airifag, momofag, and the "pedos" are all the same person. He just desperately craves attention

>>11903414
>>11903420
that's two handfuls a cheek

new thread
>>11903507
>>11903507
>>11903507