/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Only if he sprayed some mustard in my mouth.

>>11893259
I dont think that would really make his semen taste any better, but okay.

>>11893261
Mustard was a metaphor for piss. I want to drink his piss.

Isn't that the one gayboy crossdresser?

>>11893250
fuck no his anatomy is terrible

>>11893268
That's fuckd up, bro.

i love a hot dog sandwich

This is my favourite im@s picture, that someone posted last thread.

>>11893304
That's pretty gay, dude.

>>11893304
Do you think he'd like it if you played with his bulge?

>>11893268
drinking piss is pretty gross, it has a very strong flavor and an intense smell when it's up close. if it goes up your nose, it can quickly trigger a drowning sensation - uncomfortable at best.

no, i would not recommend this product to a friend.

I'd rather just eat the hot dog.

>>11893312
He'd probably be creeped out. I would then restrain him, whisper in his ear, touch him softly and proceed to choke on his D

>>11893314
How do you know all this?

>>11893319
experience, obviously.
unless the pee-er has drunk a fuckton of water and they're pretty much expelling extremely diluted piss, it's never going to be a very pleasant experience except to the most hardcore watersport enthusiasts.

ryo is cute.

>>11893250
I'd rather give Ryo my hot dog

Cute girl

>>11893370
Yes she is

Eating with Ryo!

psst... /jp/

There is a new 2hu crossdress bj video on FC2, go watch it before it get deleted.

I'd do everything with ryo

>>11897890
No, fuck you. That Momiji ruined my life.

>>11897914
How so?

>>11897919
Because dicks. I don't like dicks. I swear.

how come there is still no Ryu kukizukis figure or cinderella girls presence despite him being one of the most popular idols?

>>11897890

W-what?

>>11898212

nipland is homophobic

>>11897890
link PLS

>>11897890
liar

>>11893314
>it has a very strong flavor and an intense smell
only if you're not drinking enough water

>>11893304
Ah, I posted that.. I'm glad you liked it.

>>11898241
>>11898261
Y'all suck

http://video.fc2.com/en/a/content/20131210kw7KrLQc/
http://video.fc2.com/en/a/content/20140211JfgCRpKB/

Also this dude :
http://video.fc2.com/en/a/member.php?page=3&kobj_mb_id=48911683

Man tits are worksafe right?

>>11898212
Only 5% of the world's population is gay, and of that only 60% are homos.

Why would you cather to such a small audience?

>>11898436
How many people in the world buy figs? Why would you cater to them?

>>11898427
According to feminists they are as long as tits are.

>>11898387
someone save and upload it on xtube

>>11898436
>Only 5% "the actual statistic" source of your data?
Also where does it this is actuality heterosexual fetish...

>>11898496
For what purpose? You can't watch it on FC2?

>>11898524
it will be deleted in the next few hours

>>11898511
gay sex is a heterosexual fetish? you bigot im calling the ADL right now

>>11898592
ADL is for Israelites.

>>11898496
I will, if you teach me how to download it.
Do I need one of those stupid automatic video grabbers or is there an easier way in that site? Sorry for my noobish question, I'm not familiar with FC2.
Will post link to xtube afterwards, promise.

>>11898746
Considering it is FC2, if there's an easier way you will need to pay 100 bucks for it.

>>11898592
Not that anon, but it actually is a heterosexual fetish. Or at least if you really insist, it's a grey area that only predominantly heterosexual guys ("light" bis) take interest in (as in you don't see full fledged guys liking traps and shemales). If you don't believe me, see an expert's debate on the subject: search for ogi ogas authors @google in youtube.


Also, this thread needs more ryo pictures, preferably cute/lewd ones. I need to fap!

>>11898785
whatever helps you sleep at night peter piper ww

http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=skYs3-C777-

>>11893250
I'd rather we rub our hot dogs together to keep them warm. And to generate some sauce. Then we'd eat each others.

>>11898866
A better way to keep them warm is to hold them in each others' mouths.

What did you get Ryo for Valentines Day?

>>11898886
My dick in a box! With a red bow on it, of course.

Yes, I would use my teeth to bite pieces of it off, and I would thoroughly masticate each one before swallowing it, sending it through my gastrointestinal tract to be fully digested.

Would you bite Ryo's buns?

>>11898946
I'd lick them and nibble on them.

>>11898901
I would rather enjoy it for more time. I would spend like 30 minutes only licking it.

>>11898960
But what if something came out of it, anon?

>>11898974
wouldn't make me stop licking it

>>11898946
I'd make sure I'd squeeze my hotdog between them

I want to gently slide my lubricated penis inside Ryo's quivering, expectant asshole. I then want to pump my penis in and out of him, as I playfully suck and lick and nip at his twitching body and mewling mouth. Finally, I want to lock lips with him as we both ejaculate, him all over his smooth and hairless chest, I inside his bum.

For round two, I want to perform fellatio on Ryo's cute little boy-dick.

>>11899054
P-please be my boyfriend..

Please...

>>11899080
o-okay

>>11899054
W-what does any of this have to do with eating hot dogs?!

>>11899113
I have no idea, I think this guy is in the wrong thread.

>>11899119
Yeah, I'm sorry. I got hot dogs confused with the bodies of young, nubile men. I take full responsibility.

>>11899125
Ryo isn't nubile, he's 15 and underage. Nubile means marriable.

>>11899133
I hope that >>11899080 is nubile, I really want to make love to him.

>>11899142
You can make love to someone without marrying him.

>>11899142
I-I am nubile anon...

I really want you to make love to me...

>>11899146
That would be terribly irresponsible. You'd best follow the good example set by this responsible fellow >>11899125

Mostly kiss

When I grow up, I want to be just like Ryo.

>>11898436
That doesn't maky any sense, all gays are a subset of the homos set.

>>11898387
Why should I fucking pay for this shit?

>>11898785
Thanks, man. You just made me feel a lot better about myself.

>>11906654
That's not a good present.

>>11906654
>>11906751
What is it?

>>11906762
The controller for a lewd machine.

>>11906654
That picture is literally gay, dude.

>>11906825
It's not gay to be interested in traps

>>11906835
But marrying one would be.

>>11906838
I would consider it, if she was willing of course ;_;

>>11906844
That would make you quite gay then regardless of the gender that the trap insists on being referred to as.

>>11906846
She's one good trap

>>11906654
>>11906835
>>11898785
you guys are prick pilferers, seek help

>>11906874
It would be obvious when you saw the equipment.

>>11906884
why don't you go bother the mazacons or something

>>11893250
I'd eat her fuckin' butt dude

>>11906907
Don't you send him to us

>>11906907

>>11906931

>>11906922
>her

Roleplaying is against the rules.

>>11906935
Referring to traps as 'him' just sounds gay. This is a straight fetish, and we don't want to be associated with homosexuality. I hope this clears things up :)

>>11906935
When was the last time someone was banned for roleplaying?

>>11906970
Explain to me how something as gay as this is a straight fetish? If anything it's a gay in denial fetish.

>>11906977

>>11902933

>>11906977
>being so OCD that you begin labeling people you don't know on the internet
are you a sperg or do you actually realize that this is retarded?

>>11907026
Are you trying to bait me into pointing out that this does not qualify as OCD and by doing so confirming that I am OCD? Because it worked.

>>11907029
Okay, you are a sperg. You should lurk until you're not one anymore.

>>11907026
Who are you quoting? One of your friends on tumblr?

>>11907043
This meme is even worse than greentext. Just don't reply.

>>11908125
But how else would you show disapproval?

>>11908149
By doing this.

My youtube favorites isn't updating anymore. Is anyone else experiencing this who can tell me how to fix it

>>11908185
Doing what?

>>11908149
Indiference is the worst ofense.

>>11908245
Indifference is the same as acceptance.

I wish people would stop saying that traps aren't gay. As a full-fledged flaming faggot that likes traps I find it offensive.

>>11908255
If you were gay, you wouldn't like feminine features

>>11908255
Traps aren't gay because when you draw someone with the exact body of a girl, claiming he's really a guy doesn't change the body type. It's like if I drew a 50 year old woman and then claimed she was twelve that doesn't make her a loli or you pedo for liking her.

>>11908256
Am I gay if I feel no attraction towards male body, but I think traps are hot as fuck.

>>11908295
No.

>>11908295
You're probably not entirely straight but that's because sexuality is not a black and white thing.

>>11908252
Not when the other part expects a response to self validate.

>>11908308
They don't expect a response, that's really how people talk on /v/, /r9k/, /g/, and /x/ and they think it's normal everywhere.

I want to eat hamburgers with Ryo.

>>11908295
Well it is simple, if you want to put a dick in your mouth then you are gay.

>>11908360
What about futa dicks?

>>11908360
So fucking this guy's vagina is straight?

>>11908377
If you are attached to dicks you are gay, period.

Don't forget that, at the end of the day, Ryo is a boy.

>>11908384
Where did his hips go?

>>11908389
He has boy hips.

>>11908381
I laughed. The thought of fucking that guys Vagina disgusts me.

>>11908397
>>11908389 is official, >>11908397 is fan made

>>11908399
Yeah, and what agency doesn't use photoshop to enhance their idol's looks? Case closed.

>>11908406
Idolmaster has live shows

>>11908389
cute bois
thanks japan

>>11908408
He probably wears a corset for those.

>>11908415
You do know corsets have permanent effects right?

>>11908430
It only has permanent effects if started at a very young age. I doubt a teenager like Ryo would be affected.

>>11908444
Not true at all.

>>11908194
Bump!!!!!!!

>>11907039
If there's one thing I hate to see on 4chan /jp/, it's spergs.

>>11908360
Even your own dick?

Degenerates

>>11908701
No, thats just cool.

>>11908704
says the basement weeaboo lmao

>>11908722
Shut up gayboy.

Homos are an irregularity of nature and need to be killed.

>>11908725
so are nerds who jack off to japanese cartoons and live in their mother's basements

if you don't have a job and a family, you need to be killed

>>11908727
Agreed, but we can see from this thread they both overlap so we can just kill them all in one go.