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11891794 No.11891794 [Reply] [Original]

It's official guys, me and Reimu are getting married!

>> No.11891798

Not without a registered marriage guy

>> No.11891799
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>>11891794
Too bad, I already made her pregnant with my baby!

>> No.11891800

I'm sure you can marry your Reimu picture if you moved out into international waters.

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>>11891799
Actually the child is mine

>> No.11891803

>>11891802
...is what you'd say if you thought the kid was you'rs.

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>>11891803
Whatever helps you sleep at night dude as long as you are happy

>> No.11891812

ok... if your married, masturbate each other

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>>11891803

Actually the child is MINE

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>>11891812
That happens during the honeymoon, dude.

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>>11891799
I want to have loving sex with Reimu and start a family

>> No.11891821

I'm going to marry Reisen

>> No.11891823
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>>11891821
This thread is about Reimu

Please take your shitty 2hu somewhere else like the garbage dump

>> No.11891826 [DELETED] 

>>11891823
Heh that's funny, you started shitty 2hu thread first.

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>>11891826
Looks like I struck a nerve

>> No.11891837

>>11891831
i was just giving my opinon bro, bully.

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>>11891794
Wait, did you marry this guy's daughter?

That's illegal, dude. She's just 3.

>> No.11891874

>>11891873
Much like the character, this birth certificate is also fictional.

>> No.11891878

>>11891874
We all know dude, don't spoil it

>> No.11891883

>>11891814
lol no fucking way
You're bald

>> No.11891886

>>11891874
But Reimu is real

>> No.11891924

>>11891794
My condolences.

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>>11891886
Shhh! He's so torn over Reimu getting married to someone other than himself that he's denying reality.

Here's Reimu demonstrating how and what he looks like.

>> No.11892081
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Last night I dreamed that Nitori was my gf

>feely feelio when no 2hu gf

>> No.11892334

>>11891794
But she is already married in a fourssome
To her Shrine, god, Yukari and the border

>> No.11892400

What are Reimu's ten desires?

>> No.11892432

>>11892400
1-Money
2-Kick Sakuya's ass
3-Kick Marisa's ass
4-Kick Sanae's ass
5-Kiss Yukari's ass
6-Kick random Youkai's ass
7-Money
8-Food
9-Sleep
10-A boyfriend to kick his ass

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>>11892400

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when is yukari gonna tell reimu that marisa was the one that pranked her.

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>> No.11894281
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The best thing about Reimu is armpits.

>> No.11897548

>>11891814
Actually the child is ME

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Reimu's already getting married with Marisa, dummy.

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>>11897548
What did I tell you about posting on /jp/ without persmission, Junior?

>> No.11901073

Now married, andvnext thing we know that Reimu fuck'd now with AIDS

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Reimu's face when you propose

>> No.11901120

>>11901095
What would be her face if the person that proposed was rich?

>> No.11901134

>>11892400
Remove youkai
Remove spook
Remove oni
Remove kappa
Remove sanae
Remove vampire
Remove inchling
remove tengu
Remove witch
Get impregnated by yukari

>> No.11903004

What have you bastards done to Reimu?

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