/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11886790
Noted and checked

>>11886806
At least you were close

>>11886823
Close? I don't need close.

>>11886825
Pathetic, this board is like one post every twenty-years at this time of night nigress.

It's hard to remember now that they made it invisible.

It hurts.

Fuck no

>>11886828
>Pathetic, this board is like one post every twenty-years at this time of night nigress.
Stay mad

>>11886833
Trying far too hard.

>>11886836
Keep em comin

>>11886842
Why would I bother, you've lost.

The only people who bother are the ones that shouldn't.

I've forgotten about sage ever since it turned invisible.

age

>>11886846
What? I cannot get a 5 and a 9 at the same time bro. Its just a random image.

>>11886857
5+9=14=2 if you're not restricting yourself to the normal integers.

the fuck is sage?

>>11886858
or can I?

>>11886859
It's still one most every other minute kid.

All day every day

>>11886865
K bro. I'm just goofing around. If you think this isn't epic funposting time while janny is asleep than idk what /jp/ has come to.

Why?

>>11886882
:)

Just use sageru, you newfags
It still functions like sage but it will stick in the email field so you don't need to type it again every post.

Now you can sage like a real /jp/er with nippon spirit

Remember to not misuse sage as a gay signature in an attempt to fit in.

>>11886895
test

be honest /jp/ you sage a lot because you fill like your post isn't good enough to be bumping the thread and only half of the time this is true

>>11886905
I sage because it's the only thing I know.

I still can't get used to this life without sage.

>>11886905
These days... I sage because I fear deletion... what the criteria for that is.. no one knows...

>>11886951
whats going to happen if the janny starts using the catalog and exclusively on last reply

>>11886905
I hate people who think like this. If you genuinely think your post is too shitty to deserve being on the front page, why post it at all? Do you think that even though you're making such a pointless post, that someone who is lurking in your page 9 thread will actually appreciate it? Just go die.

>>11886970
its called shitposting. A lot of people do it intentionally now but as you know it is against the rules.

>>11886970
People post stuff like "thank you" all the time.

It doesn't need to bump the thread to the top, but I'm sure the person getting that reply is happy.

>>11886905
i sage for that downboat

>>11886994
thank you

>>11886970
This is literally the degeneracy that is killing the jay.

>>11886980
What's the point of shitposting if you're just going to be a bitch about it and try to hide from the jan man?

that feelio when nobody sees how polite you are being

>>11886994
but besides things like that I know there are people who think their post is shitty when its not. In essence their shitpost wasn't a shitpost even though THEY were shitposting.

>>11887006
So like the most you just made?

Please don't misuse the sage function.

>>11887008
well, i guess
pls no bully

allright

>>11887011
I didn't even read that post, I just immediately sensed degeneracy and knew that I had to point it out.

>>11887006
>but besides things like that I know there are people who think their post is shitty when its not.

I know and used to see it all the time when we could see people sage. It must be their Japanese Spirit keeping them humble and quiet.

>>11886998
Itarashy gosighimust.

>>11887011

>>11887018
why do you have to be so mean

>>11887024
I am not mean, I'm just trying to preserve what made the jay great.

>>11887024
I am sad that I will never get to punch Cirno in the face.

>>11887038

>>11887035
more like preserving what made it shit. you just thought it was good
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosy_retrospection

>>11887046
Yes newlord, the jay of it's most notable years was complete shit, it's only good because of degens like yourself.

>>11886829

That was my fugging image, asshole.

>>11887050
thank you

Reminder that the only people who care about sage being invisible are the people who just used it to fit in. Using a fake sage is worse than misusing the quote function.

>>11887060
are you a virg

>>11887067
Virgo?

I'm a Libra.

>>11887057
The god empress protects friend, never let the subhumans take what little we have left from us.

>>11887069
thats cool, I'm capricorn

have you ever had sexual intercourse?

please dont give me a smartass answer.

>>11887056
Did you even copyright it?

>>11887060
Not really. It just psychologically effected a lot of people including myself, to almost stop caring about sage, even in cases you know you should be using it

>>11887074
HI its my favoirite poster 4peekyou. did you fix those nasty catchpas you were having?

>>11887075
No. I have not.

I am too desensitized to give you a smartass answer anyway, dweeblord.

Remember to report threads like this one.

>>11887089
God she is so fucking hot I want to smash her face into a mattress and fuck the living shit out of her

>>11887089
Naice feet.

>>11887090
like we need to, hes just sleeping right now.

>>11887094
Haha really, the current janitors basically delete anything outside of the generals.

>>11887092
no lewd anon

Best thread on /jp/. Sticky this shit, mootles!

>>11887083
Moot fixed them for a day with the new update, just started getting them again though.

I think it won't be as often.

>>11887092
You need to masturbate.

>>11887094
Shhh, don't wake him.

>>11887113
>>11887114
I want to fuck a cute girl.

>>11887122
I know that feeling.

>>11887126
Why is life so cruel?

>>11887131
Because you keep throwing it away.

>>11887135
That literally means absolutely nothing.

>>11887141
Search within and you will find the answer you seek.

>>11887153
Woah... that's like... so... pro...

>>11887153
*fart*

>>11887157
You are what you choose to become.

>>11887163
I choose to go to sleep and become the the sleeping. How do you feel about that?

>>11887165
Open your horizons and you will feel nature's embrace upon you.

>>11887113
I have not received them in a very long time, not even during that period a few months back when they had a global announcement about it. I do remember what complete fucking horseshit they were and I am very angry that my fellow jaypaes have to suffer with it. I am also angry that that fucking subhuman moot could not care about less whatsover about actually fixing the problem by implementing a better system like numerous other imageboards have done to combat spam.

Anyways, Im sure as you probably know already, the e/g/in /g/roskis have been working on a few things to fight it, cookies, useragent spoof and even I think making the display box bigger to see them better. I'm sure you're more technically competent than I am and have all the NEET time in the world to search the their archives and implement them.

I'm also very angry that I have to get ready to go to work in 15 minutes and that I cant continue posting during the very fucking few ``free hours'' that /jp/ has between janny shifts or what the fuck ever. I'm also angry because I assume less than 1% of /jp/ers know what shift-turnover is like in real life.

>>11887131
You goddamn kids dont know what hard fucking work is. go fuck yourselves.

>>11887122
I am also sexually frustrated that i cant fugg a cute girl and very angry because I believe the steps for me to actually accomplish this in real life are so insurmountable for many various physical and severe mental problems I have make it practically pointless to even begin such steps.

>>11887162
*sigh* *groan*

>>11887174
I can't tell you to have a nice day at work without feeling like an asshole.

I know you hate your job, it feels bad there's nothing I can do.

>>11887174

Right on, broseph.

Preach it to the choir.

>>11887192
There's always something you can do, moron. You just don't want to do it.

You really feel sorry for that dweeb and want to fix his shitty life? Give him money so that he won't have to work.

There, it's fixed. But since you're a fucking hypocrite, that will never become a reality.

It's all your fault.

Is this the blog thread?

>>11887199
This thread is whatever you want it to be. The only limit if your imagination and the limitations of cruel reality.

>>11887198
Sorry.

>>11887202
You're wrong, moron.

In order to see the forest you must first see the trees.

The limit is imposed by the janitor.

Add this to 4chan X:

email:"sage";boards:jp;always

Remove when necessary.

>>11887174
I'm also angry that this and other threads, some rulebreaking, some not, are liable to be deleted at whim and it is very stressfull for me when i am typing out long posts in the reply box because I know theres that little freaking chance that when I hit submit I will see ``that thread no longer exist'' or what the fuck ever the message it is. then I have to copy and paste everything I just wrote and navigate my way to whatever /jp/ archive has a functioning fucking ghostboard and then I post my reply and it has a bunch of links to other posts and I feel it makes me look really stupid because i know that the majority of people I replied to dont check the archive and the few that do must think Im some attention whore who thinks that ``everyone must understand and see my suffering'' when i just wanted to continue the conversation that was unfairly cut off.

>>11887126
oh by the way, I have noticed that my sex drive has not really decreased since I was a teenager even though I turned 25 a week ago. It doesnt really go away as you get older.

>>11887192
thanks, you're a nice guy. I have my plans, and I am going to be a NEET in less than a year if everything goes well and I dont screw up and snap. I've made it this far. it hurts almost. its hard to explain the feeling, because I know its a very unusual circumstance of someone to plan for such a thing. imagine a prisoner in his cell, counting down the days with tickmarks on the wall. it will be my revenge on society.

>>11887198
i dont know if thats a sarcastic remark or if you're trolling. dont care. it doesnt work like that, I already have a bit of money saved up, i just need more to achieve my goal of being able to live a very modest life without working while being able to support my family obligations after I leave my job.

>>11887212
But the janitor isn't here.

>>11887216
Maybe you should stop blogging all over the fucking place. I bet that would cut your posts in half.

>>11887198
What is your annual salary?

(before taxes that it)

>>11887218
that leaves only one task
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2pt2-F2j2g

*does a poo*

>>11887233
*grabs you by sphincter* WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?

>>11887233
>>11887237

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

>>11887221
I know its somewhat rude. I guess I seek validation. I also like hearing about the lives of other people on /jp/, so i hope they open up and reciprocate on the few occasions I post ``honestly'' so to speak.

>>11886790
What is that?

I WANT THIS THREAD TO STAY FOREVER

Is this the NEET thread?

.

umm, fuck, has that already been asked? I didn't bother reading the top half of the thread.

>>11887249
No, somebody asked if it was the blog thread, but you are the first to ask if it was the NEET thread. Congratulations.

>>11887249
no this is the shitposting blog NEET whatever you fucking want to the power of shit combo thread about using sage properly

>>11887249
fakeNEET
fakeloli
bestidol

Thank you, for reminding everyone. I took a break from the jay awhile back because I was pissed off about the lack of sage. Also whatever happened to that guy who use to post about his loli nephew? I have not seen him post anything about her recently. Am I just missing him?

>>11887261
I understand the fauxNEET accusation, but surely she has a loli body-type?

Also I found this while reverse image-searching, I wonder what each shirt says and if there is any signifigance to the different meanings.

>>11887269
The jay-man kept keeping him down, so he don't bother postin' no more.

>>11887269
Ahh yes, he is potentially moving to a more rural area. He still posts obnoxiously about his fantasy ``loli gf'' here and on the new archive.

I have accumulated a great deal of information about him. On a few occasions I have fantasized about going all out and positively identifying him just so I can tease him by threatening to tell his family about what a literal pedophile he is. Not that there's anything wrong with that of course!

Something like ``Hey ****, you know your cousin's relative Mr. **** who served in the Army is going to beat the shit out you next time he visits after I send him a letter with packed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that you have sexual thoughts about your younger cousins **** and **** ''.

You know, just for fun. However it would take effort and I'm pretty damn lazy.

>>11887295
Is that the $50 guy or another one?

My grandmother had to get a dangerous surgery the other day. There was a high chance that she'd die. She was a good grandmother and I loved her, so I was really worried. To take my mind off of it, like any other guy would do, I masturbated to lolis. After I finished, I was basking in the post-climax high when a few minutes later I get a text from a relative saying my grandma was declared dead 30 minutes before; the same time I was masturbating.

I feel pretty bad about it and felt like I had to tell someone. Thanks for reading.

>>11887324
>post-climax high
This exists? I always feel terrible after an orgasm.

>>11887324
wow, blog thread ruined. I am sorry

>>11887336
I didn't know it was possible to feel bad after an orgasm. Unless you just found out your grandmother died.

>>11887336
I don't think it exists either.

>>11887343
No, I just feel completely apathetic to everything and want to die for a few minutes following an orgasm.

I honestly wouldn't care about a family death all that much because that's just the way I am. Please accept me and don't call me names.

>>11887346
I only want to call you names because you asked me not to you fagoot

JANNYS HERE

everyone run!!!!!!!!!

>>11887353
shit, everyone delete their posts to show their love!

yeah that's me

>>11887353
Back to low quality imagedump threads for the next 12 hours

LOL LOOK AT THE DELETED POSTS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JANNY MADE