/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Nice subtle Josh edit

the touge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5ypgeMUGmI

>>11882671
Her eyebrows are disgusting. I wouldn't take her anywhere, I can't even look at her. If she fixed them then I might take her somewhere.

I want to take her to Olive Garden

I'll get the unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks.

What happened to adolf? Is he still dream journalling? I have to know his secrets to ludicity.

>>11882694
Those are her eyelashes.

A drainage ditch four blocks away because all the cars drive on the right here and I don't know how to drive anyhow.

>>11882748
Well her eyelashes are disgusting then.

>>11882809
So are her lips.

the love shack

>>11882671
Why is the wheel on the left?

>>11882694

>>11882813
You tellin' me you don't want to feel those big smooth lips?
Homo.

Janitor is unsure whether to delete this or not.

My room.

cars are expensive and for normalfags, I'd rather take Yuuka on a romatic trainride for our date.

>>11883128
Me and Yuuka on my bicycle!

>>11883132
Yuuka is a bicycle!

>>11883239
I want to ride her!

I don't have a license. I'm drunk. I don't even know how to drive. There is 2hu grill sitting near me.
Help.
I think she wants something.

>>11883349

I want to take a loli on a motorcycle ride.

>>11883128
Trains are for normalfags because you're packed into a metal box with a bunch of other normalfags.
Its a social thing.

>>11883365
only normies with jobs can afford an car and the gas and maintenance to run one. Train otakus are allowed and welcome /jp/ more than cars ever will be!

>>11883384
You need parents that love you

>>11883403
Are you that FR-S nerd

>>11883405
I am that nerd

I haven't driven it in a week since there's too much snow though

>>11883433
I doubt this magical NEETmobile exists, its probably a gimmick used for shiteposting on /jp/.

>>11883384
Do you just jump on the trains without paying like a real hobo?

>>11883449
FR-Ss? What do you mean they don't exist? Of course they do. They're the modern version of the AE86. Cheaper car with rearwheel drive and a sporty engine. It won't win any drag races but it's supposed to handle nicely.

>>11883461
I mean there is not an actual NEET who posts on /jp/ and drives, much less owns a freaking frs. Its like this imaginary ``Josh'' character, which looks like some stock photo.

>>11883465
Well I'm NEET and I ride, so why can't someone be a NEET and drive?

To get a pedicure, so I can perv out over her feet.

>>11883471
are you the GSXR guy or the SV60n guy.

>>11883482
SV guy.

d's incredible pizza then she can play at the pet store

>>11883465
Sorry for the crappy quality, my phone isn't very good in the dark and I didn't feel like opening my door all the way cause it's cold.

>>11883496
Consider yourself one-up'd

>>11883496
How do you prove you're NEET, or that the car is even yours?

take her to the gorge near my house where the river dries up in the summertime and you can take a romantic walk on the riverbed. then go for ice cream. if we have a good time, we can do something more intimate like go out for a fancy dinner and see a bad movie.

>>11883514
Dear god, don't walk in dried up riverbeds or washes. Animals tend to be around there and you may be attacked by a coyote, a mountain lion, or even worse a skunk pig.

What do you mean again?
How did I get a date before?

>>11883518
...You don't remember your past dates with Yuuka?