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I'd probably stay in the human village.

I would like to bother Reimu daily despite her not wanting or enjoying my company.

>>11880192
I wouldn't bother her, but I would donate to her shrine and try to be best friends with her.

>>11880172
Marisa seems like she'd be a lot of fun to be around.

Sanae is also an obvious pick because she's from the outside world, so she'd be easier to talk to than most.

>>11880172
I want to suck on Sanae's armpits.

Sanae seems nice and friendly.

>>11880258
>sample

Remilia. She's rich and has a nice place. She also lets her friends live in her fancy house and that's awesome.

Mimi-chan. She's cheerful and friendly, she's not afraid of anything, and she lets you fly on her back. Plus she's a missile and she can explode things.

>>11880172
Keine, I bet it would be really fun to hang out with and we could go visit Mokou.

Meiling. We would be lazy slackers all day long.

I would be friends with Sanae until she is comfortably nude around me.

>>11880410
>until she is comfortably nude around me.
about 15 min speaking with her.

>>11880427
oh nvm i thought u were talking about my mum lol

I don't even remember what its like to have friends

Aya - to know everything

Keine - to have an actually good normal "human" friend

Rinoskuke - to wingman

Yukari - just to be in her graceful presence ( Yuyuko,Yomou, Ran and Chen being a bonus of this obviously )

Suika - occasional drinking buddy ( probably has vast knowledge of good alcohols )

Lunar Sisters - hate those bitches but as they say "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer" I guess Erin would make more sense and would probably do and i'm 50/50 with how I feel about her, she'd be better than the Lunar Bitches though ( tewi bonus )

that's pretty much it the usual heroines Reimu and Marisa are pretty dull when you actually think about it so I wouldn't get too close to them

>>11880483
>the usual heroines Reimu and Marisa are pretty dull when you actually think about it
They are not as dull as you may think

>>11880466
If it's a girl you can perv out by look at her buttcrack and feet

Momiji. Someone too energetic would be too hard to deal with. I don't know how to play shogi but she could teach me or I could teach her western games. She seems like it'd be fun to drink under moonlight with her. And I somehow get the feeling she wouldn't bother me too much if I don't feel "hanging out" which is the worst part about friends, I think.

>>11880500
Oh, and I can help her out with her heat. Crow tengu lay eggs, I don't see why white wolf tengu wouldn't go through heat.

>>11880507
I'd rather tie her arms and lock her in an empty room until the heat is over.

>>11880513
But... Butt!

>>11880410
Don't forget the cute casual buddysex!

>>11880526
Her suffering and not being able to get off would mean a lot more to me than any butt.

>>11880532
Why not have her watch while you fuck another wolf?

I'd be best friends with Rumia!

>>11880574
She'd eat you.

>>11880576
Why would she eat her best friend?

>>11880578
She probably has little to no self restraint. She's the type that would eat her best friend then cry about how she ate her best friend afterwards.

>>11880571

Sounds good. I know where to find one

>>11880571
Girl on the right, it's going down.

>>11880590
Isn't she supposed to be hairy as hell? You could just fuck her when she isn't wolf form but then you wouldn't be fucking a wolf.

I'd like to hang out with Ran and Chen but I don't know how they'd feel about hanging out with a human. Yukari would probably make me fuck off, too.

>>11880491

Marisa maybe not but Reimu on down time definitely is

>>11880594
Yeah, Marisa is probably doing cool things like learning new magic and robbing people at spark point while Reimu probably just sits at home wishing some youkai would start shit so she can spill some blood.

Even if it costs me my life
My ghost and her can be the best of pals!

I'd hang out with Nitori. I'm into computer sciences and engineering so I could probably help her out and we could do fun things.

>>11880600
>robbing people at spark point
I thought she was a burglar?

>>11880606
True, even if she eats your body she can't eat your ghost probably. You might have to fight through Yuyuko to get out of ghostland though.

>>11880607
Sometimes shit happens like people coming home early or actually being home the whole time. She could just run without resorting to but fuck it, she's already there and doesn't want to go home empty handed.

>>11880571
will you eventually let her join in?

>>11880627
That would take the fun out of making her watch. She would have to be completely restrained to prevent her from trying to escape or pleasure herself in any way.

>>11880609
Hopefully Yuyuko will understand my desires and make the transition quick and painless
Perhaps she would be kind enough to donate the body to Rumia's plate afterwards? I could try to cook my own corpse!

>>11880627
>>11880633
Better yet tease her a bit every day so she knows and remembers what it feels like but leave her right on the edge so she stays frustrated.

>>11880633
>>11880675
Truly a fate worse than death.

>>11880679
Then when her heat is over she can be set free into the wild where she can hump whatever she wants.

Youmu.. But this is primarily because Yuyuko would be Mai Waifu,,

>>11880675
You gotta set up some system where she can be teased even when you're not around.

>>11880675

can't I just fug the frustrated 10gu

>>11880689
You're expecting her to totally lose her mind and go insane, aren't you?

>>11880700
Nope. I just want to inconvenience her and make her feel unpleasant for a time.
>>11880698
And you can fug her once she's released into the wild again.

>>11880705
Oh. Well, that's much better.

>>11880194
I'd ask her for shelter and offer my services as a janitor in exchange.

>>11880710
Though if she does lose her mind to some degree that would be a plus. It would probably make her happier to see that guy that wants to fug her in the wilderness too.

>>11880720
Guh. As long as it's temporary.

I'd probably talk to Ran when she comes around the human village and bullshit about math.
Then talk to Eiki, because she's a good girl.

>>11880722
It will only happen once a year for the duration of her heat.

>>11880483

>( tewi bonus )

My Nigga!

>>11880789
Seems more like a minus since Tewi is a cunt.

Best friends with the Futo. Doing cool poses and burning youkai scum.

>>11880825
To each his own anon. I don't like Reisen so I'll gladly join in on the fun with Tewi. Delicious Tewi. Mhm.

Maybe Mamizou. She seems like a chill person to sit around and drink with, more mellow than Suika at least.

I think Patchy would always be working on something interesting, and would not be a needy friend because she's so absorbed in her own things. Also, people say she's gloomy, but she's into hiphop and stuff.

>>11880884
You can give her something and tell her that X wanted to give it to her.

>>11880860
I just realized I'd have to deal with Nue telling me to fuck off because Mamizou is already her best friend.

Do we have to stay best friends?

>>11880921
You wouldn't want to ruin a perfectly good friendship now would you?

>>11880922
I wouldn't say ruin...

>>11880591
so wait, is this a family portrait? momijis dad, momidjis mom, momidjis brother and awkward momidjis uncle who thhinks he's a bird?

Shit thread

>>11880952
Her uncle is a tengu crowaboo and wears a bird hat to feel closer to his crow tengu brethren. Unfortunately he could not find any crow hats to he had to settle for a hawk.

Marisa, real talk

>>11881010
Is this canon? please post more information or stories about Momijis uncle.

Sanae! She likes to give lots of hugs, and push her breasts up to you.

suika. death by snoo snoo

>>11880172
Meiling. She's one of the few who isn't out for your blood/money/faith, and she'd be an awesome bodyguard. She's also kind, honest and heroic.

I don't think that any Touhou want to be best friends with me..

>>11882301
and erotic

>>11881066
Of course it's not canon, ya dummy.

>>11880898
I would love to have Nue tell me to fuck off

>>11882761
Good, you can be Nue's friend.

Realistically? I'd probably start out trying to get a decent job in the human village. Probably attempt to make shit with my knowledge from the future or help Rinnosuke identify objects. Or simply do manual labor.

After that, I'd attend Keine's classes to learn history or Gensokyo's language and befriend her in the process. After that, I'll try to bribe the 2hus who are not welcome in the human village with food or objects in the village.

Probably attempt to learn magic from Marisa or Alice after. Maybe meet up with Kaguya and ask for the Hourai elixir? It would be pretty good to live for 10,000~ years, but after that it'd probably just be eternal suffering. Then again, I could always devise some plot to give every being some of the Hourai elixir so we can suffer in eternity together.

Or alternatively, somehow capture Mokou and eat her liver.

>>11882873
How hard would it be to subdue Mokou, rip out her liver, and eat it provided you have some way to counteract the fire magic.

>>11882761
What if she bullied you with those feet?

>>11882960
I would be mad that she would dare to insult me by using her feet and attempt to put me on the same level as a subhuman foot fetishist.

>>11882301
Sounds like a solid choice. She can probably teach you how to magic kung fu also. She seems like she would even be a decent wing man.

>>11882873
Is there something that the elixir does other than give you eternal life? Why would you be suffering all the time?

>>11883429
Or however long human civilization lasts and therefore Gensokyo lasts.

>>11882970
Not gonna lie, I'd find it unbelievably arousing if Nue bullied me with her smelly feet, then scoffed at my erection and called me a subhuman foot fetishist. I might even cum from that alone.

I'm not friends with girls. If they won't let me put my dick in them they're worthless to me.

>>11883526
Nerd.

Marisa

>>11883429
AFAIK: One sip=eternal life (as in: you don't age anymore)
By the third sip=truly immortal (as in: can't die, period)

Better to drink only one sip so you still have a way out if the weight of the years start to become too much to bear

>>11884345
You could always spend your eternal life researching an elixir that could counteract that immortality and be the only "cure" for it.

>>11884345
>weight of the years start to become too much to bear
Is that really the only reason? That's stupid. What kind of retard would become distressed from living too long? If it was something like, "your body decays and you become a lump of rock but you are still alive" then I'd understand how it'd be suffering. I'd gulp down that elixir without a second thought.

>>11884993
Let's see: you see every single one of your (mortal) acquitances die one by one to the hands of violence, disease and time.
And then you see the whole world die, bit by bit.
And then the stars go out, one by one in a ever expanding universe.
In the end you are floating alone, in a cold, lightless, featureless, infinite void.
For all eternity.
Without a way out.

>>11885077
How would that be different from any alternative? Also, if the afterlife somehow isn't affected by the entropy, then you can probably find out a way to siphon energy from it.

No Okuu? She's always friendly!

Unless you storm her reactor.

>>11885077
You wouldn't be alone though. You'd have at least two other people floating around with you and possibly even more since I'm sure plenty more people will find ways to become true immortal over the course of eternity.

Also aren't other dimensions removed from the physical ones like the netherworld confirmed? Why not just hang out there when time ends?

>>11885158
You can make friends with Eirin and bully Reisen together

>>11884361
only to realise it was in your heart all along. You just had to believe enough.

Believe in the spirit of holidays bitch anons!

Or heavy drink and transplant a liver.

>>11882873
Why would Kaguya even give you the elixir?
You'd die on the way to Eientei by Tewi's booby traps.

>>11885204
She will probably send you off on a quest intending to get you killed during it, promising the elixir as a reward.

>>11885204
Tewi helps humans through the bamboo forest, I doubt she would set up fatal booby-traps. At least for humans.

And skip Kaguya for the Elixir.
One should probably go to Mokou. I'm pretty sure you just need to eat her liver, so just find a way to kill Mokou and eat it.
Which actually shouldn't be hard at all, since she's very careless about her own well-being and rather reckless. Don't attack her, just find a way to get her to kill herself and eat her liver before she respawns.
Like maybe pay her $5 to jump off a cliff.

>>11885253
I like the way you think

No touhou deserves having to deal with a loser like me.

>>11886591
so, find one who is also a loser