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Shy and introverted women are often the most promiscuous women, it's just that they're inability to socialize properly prevents them from acting on their lewd desires.

Satori is the biggest slut.

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And that's why she is the best touhou!

>> No.11870304

I like the reverse idea that girls who act all slutty are actually pure.

Unfortunately that's a lie and they're all whores.

>> No.11870307

Satori has sex with animals. Birds, cats, anything goes with Satorin.

>> No.11870308

>>11870294
>Shy and introverted women are often the most promiscuous women
Is this actually true or is this junk like "Shy and introverted people are often the most dangerous"?

>> No.11870309

I would hold her in my hands and think only pure thoughts. I would give her the warmest hug.

smile, baby girl. papa here now. papa here now...

>> No.11870310

>Shy and introverted women are often the most promiscuous women
Does not compute with modern women. But yes, Satori is the biggest slut.

>> No.11870316

>>11870308

It's true. When shy girls get drunk, especially the ones in college, they will happily do disgusting things like group sex with strangers at frat parties. They go completely wild.

The drink removes their inhibitions and reveals their true desires.

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Satorin is waiting for us at Chireiden, /jp/!

>> No.11870319

>>11870316
People in general tend to do dumb, disgusting things when wasted.

>> No.11870326
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Getting shitfaced with Satori!

>> No.11870329

>>11870319
No. I got drunk once and just went to sleep right away.

>> No.11870335

My Pa always beat me when he's drunk.

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>>11870316
So then what happened after this picture?

>> No.11870338

>>11870329
That's stupid as shit though.

>> No.11870339

>>11870338
We can't all be winners.

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>>11870337

>> No.11870354
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Satori is wasted!

>> No.11870361

>>11870356

Satori likes Italian men!

>> No.11870356
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Kissing with Satori!
I want to taste her saliva

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>>11870354
I would clean the floor with my tongue

>> No.11870367

>>11870337
I wanna hear Satori's cute snores while she squiggle under my blanket.

>> No.11870372

>>11870356
It warms my heart to see an ugly man getting passionately kissed by a pretty girl.

>> No.11870393
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She isn't a slut, nor she does fuck animals.
That's Kasen.

>>11870337
Alcohol intoxication.
Please take care of her, she's small and can't take much alcohol.

>> No.11870489

>>11870354

is she alive..?

>> No.11871561
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Shy and introverted sheepNEET

>> No.11871575
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If you can get close to Satori she will do everything

>> No.11871577

>>11871575
I want to have anal sex with Satori. Will she let me?

>> No.11871584

>>11871561
I want to pull it out.

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>>11871577
Satori is an anal fanatic whose wet hot anus has pleased hundreds of men. But in your case, I think she'd want nothing to do with you.

>> No.11871597

>>11871591
No fair! I want to be pleased by her wet hot anus too!

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>>11871597
Go to your nearest window.

Open it and shout out loud: "I want the pleasure of cumming in Satorin's lewd moist anus".

This is how you let Satori know of your desires.

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>>11871610
I did it but my sister heard me and gave me a roundhouse kick and called me gross and retarded.

>> No.11871779

>>11871759
>gave me a roundhouse kick
Is this an eroge, or an anime

>> No.11871814

I wonder what she thinks of her own sister's decision.
I mean, locking up your own conscious mind for any reason at all seem a lot like overkill to me.

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>>11871561
Please, stop posting this shitty meme. It is canon that Koishi is a cat

>> No.11872228

My life is shit because every choice I make turns to shit.

I can relate to Satori pretty well, dude.

>> No.11872234

>>11872221
I'm not sure how I feel about this image

>> No.11872236

>>11872234
Just masturbate.

Don't think.

Do it.

>> No.11872305

>>11872236
powerful words.

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>> No.11872311

>>11870393
>That's Kasen.
Fuck you.

>> No.11872316

>>11872305
Why are you still posting?

Masturbate!

>> No.11872326

>>11872303
holy god man that peek at the navel is unnecessary

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I want to gangbang Satori with /jp/
How many dicks can she take at once?

>> No.11872372

>>11872368
one if you're lucky

>> No.11872392

>>11872368
That depends. For how long? What defines not being able to take a dick?

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>> No.11872458

>>11872368
She's a healthy young woman, I'd be bold in my estimates.

>> No.11872459

>>11872458
She's healthy, but weak.

>> No.11872824

>>11872311
She's not a slut, I'm just assuming she fucks tigers like a tiger.

>> No.11873552

>>11872824
Possibly, but neither you nor I nor she would know.

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>>11872221

>> No.11874026

>>11874002
What's this...?! A catsheepNEET? A sheepcatNEET? A shatNEET?!?

>> No.11874051

>>11870316
I dont believe in that.
I've only been really drunk once and I could think just fine but I couldnt keep my balance and kept falling because i couldnt put my legs in the right spots and kept crossing them when walking. I just did homework and drank some water so I would stay hydrated and not have a headache in the morning.

>> No.11874055

>>11874026
A Sheet

>> No.11874067
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>>11874026
nekoisheep

>> No.11874069

>>11874067
>>11874055

We'll just stick with sheepNEET.

>> No.11874378

>>11874051

That's because you're not a slut. If don't have mountains of promiscuous behavior or other bottled up feelings that you're normally too inhibited to express then you're not going to act in completely different ways from your normal personality when you get intoxicated.

Drinking just reveals your true personality for the rest of the world to see, but if you're not actively hiding a major part of your personality then there's nothing to reveal.

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>>11871577
>>11871591
>>11871597
>>11871610
This is the fucking weirdest board of all time

all of you need help

>> No.11874468

>>11874397
I don't see anything wrong with those posts.

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>> No.11875441

>>11874480
satorin-rin keekishop

>> No.11875453

>>11874480
i'm hungry now

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y'all are the ones that're sex-obsessed

>> No.11875494
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Happy family

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>>11871814
>I wonder what she thinks of her own sister's decision.
Satori is proud of her powers and uses them exactly the way satori are wont to do (the actual, mythological satori). I'm sure she doesn't approve of her sister basically defying her nature as a youkai.

But whatever gets her more dick, I suppose.

>> No.11876118

>>11875501
>I'm sure she doesn't approve of her sister basically defying her nature as a youkai.

More close to "Her nature as a intelligent being".
Heck, the mere thought that the process might not have been entirely successful and her consciousness is still here and fully aware in a perfect "I have no mouth and i must scream" scenario make me shiver with abject terror.

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