/jp/ - Otaku Culture

chinmyoumaru

"newhu"

akyuu

small newhu

AQN mini

>>11863927

>get bigger
>moving hand up and down while in a grasping position

so is she imagining she is jacking of a cock and wanting it to get big and hard?

>>11863927
I can tell you are trolling, but some newcomer may see your post and assume this kind of behavior is acceptable, so please stop.

>>11863967
No! I honestly couldn't remember her name, so I asked one of this respectable information source's primaries to help me remember.

I only 1cc'd the game once on normal, so you can't expect me to remember the details from months ago.

>>11863976
It doesn't matter for what reason you failed to remember her name, the fault is on your side and your alone.

>>11863979
i never know her name in the first place, newhus are unimportant, especially the filthy animalhus, i hope they're forgotten by everynyan very soon

chinpomaru

>>11863984
And then you wonder why people can tell you're a troll.

>>11864002
please use your reddit-vocabulary not on /jp/

>>11863976
googling "DDC" takes like 3 seconds, you just wanted to make a thread.

>>11863927
Really? I memorized her name right away. So similar to aya's.
And her first name is cute.

>>11864009
Wow did reddit really invent trolling? I thought moot was the creator of memes.

>>11864009
if only ZUN!bar were here

>>11863927
Shameimaru or something like that

>>11863927

A cute A CUUTTEEE

The Inchling

>>11864227
SYAMEIMARU!

Shinomaru?

Now for the true hard mode. What's their names?

>>11864693
Yatsuhashi and Benben I guess.
One has a retardedly difficult name while the other is easy and catchy.

>>11864693
Benben Tsukumo and Inferiorforgettable Tsukumo

Cutest & tiniest touhou ever

What's her name?

>>11864735
Wolfy McCrotchhair

>>11864740
Actually, >>11864735 is Seija, not Kagerou.

How embarrassed you must be.

>>11864740
Did you... Did you just...? Honestly?

I don't even know who's trolling who anymore.

>>11864740
fuck just having crotch hair. I want to see that wold bitch with armpit legs and arm hair

I want to see her ass and anus have hair as well

>>11864842

>>11864876
Yeah you like that dont you, you idiot.

I am going to be masturbating to the thought of you posting to me today and imagining you all nice and hairy then cum all over the picture you provided.

>>11864897

>>11864693
>Shinomaru
This thread is too much.

Shrink-It Sally?

>>11863964
No she's imagining pumping up a basketball.

>>11865561
guys i wanna report this post but the report page isn't loading...

>>11865561
what the freakin fuck my boss just walked in while I opened that and asked me who I wasnt watching the super bowl then fired me fuck you dude just fuck you now i aint got a job

>>11865657
Maybe you should have been watching the supa bowel like the rest of the normies with jobs.

>>11865657
But you weren't watching super bowl?

おおきくなあれ!

>>11863927
I think her name is Wayne Szalinski.

Her name is Robert Paulson.

She peed in your drink.

Not because she meant any ill-will towards you, or because she enjoys doing something like that, but because you asked her nicely to pee in it. Just a little, you said.

It was a little embarrassing, but she did as you asked.

>>11865730

Stop trying to ruin Touhou with your horrible fetish.

>>11865842
feel when I project my fetishes onto you guys occasionally too
I've gotten many a boner from innocent replies

my hat is off to you piss fetish guy

>>11865730
I would just make her get her feet all nice and sweaty, and then have her dip them in my drink for a bit.

>>11865852
Do you want me to break your balls?

I want to drown her in my semen

>>11865940
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=41172886

Why is she so small?

>>11866376
Fetishists

>>11865627
Why is /jp/ 'safe for work' when nobody has a job?

>>11864693
feethou sisters

>tfw she will never shrink you smaller than herself and "play" with you ;-;

Why is she so tiny and cute ...

>>11867666
The opposite is good too.

a shit

>>11864735
Upsy Downsy

>>11867666
Why would you want her to? She would just look like a giant baby at that point.

>>11867807
Um no, she's in proportion you buffoon.

>>11867813
My point is she looks like a baby. If she was bigger than you then she would look like a giant baby.

>>11867825
>she looks like a baby

Your family must have some strange looking babies.

>>11867835
Well maybe not a baby since she has a full head of hair. Toddler is closer to what I was thinking of.

I think the bowl on her head adds to it.

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=41228622

This is wonderful.

>>11868292
I want to bully Shinmyoumaru!

Hey guys, where can I find an english patch for 2hu 14?

>>11868702
Right here, nerd.

>>11868755
I did. I couldn't find anything other than some autoupdating shit or whatever. I don't want to install weird shit in my computer.

>>11868771
Shut the fuck up and use the patcher you found. You dont just get to choose a different way to patch.

>>11868774
Ignoring the fact all the rest of the games had standalone patches that didn't need to be auto-updated for no fucking reason.

>>11868774
Geez, ok. I guess I have no other choice, but this self updating patch or whatever is overkill.

>>11868783
It sucks, but what else can you do.

>>11868808
You could stop depending on others to do things for you and learn to do them yourself.

I forgot her name again so i thought I'd bump because i couldn't find a good name.

>>11867685
Does she live with Reimu now?

>>11868702
Why do people even eng patch 2hu?
You can just read the dialogue on any wiki.
And it's not like they make eng omake.txt's either.