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Reposting yukkuris eating food series.

01

>>1186481

02

>>1186487

03

This is new so it's not translated like the first two.

>>1186493
04

Same case as 03.

Newest Makako comic translated on danbooru.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/300716/alice_margatroid-comic-kirisame_marisa-makako-touh

Only thing missing is the SFX.

And this came along with the comic, so I'm not sure if it's also part of the newest yukkuri image.

I have a vague guess on what's about to happen.

>>1186521
I don't. What does the stuff at the bottom say?

Quick edit. I love doing this artist's stuff

And another one.

...yeah, the difficulty is stupendous.

Can a Dosu yukkuri eat a person?

>>1186574
If it was dead first. It's very big, but it's still somewhat soft, and a human could probably get out if he was still alive.

Dosus could probably crush you, right? Apparently their mass is enough to cause heavy damage if they land on you.

And anything new from Summary Anon yet? Lately it's been mostly original stories.

I actually forgot to post this here when I edited it.

>>1186628
DAWWWWWW

Why is there so little western yukkuri fanart?

I'm drawing a series atm, this shit is the easiest stuff to draw ever.

>>1186650
Even I can do it.

>>1186650

>>1186661

Simple yukkuri drawing guide.

>>1186740
/r/ American version.

>>1186521
You're annoying! This is Reimu and Marisa's home! We're going to give birth now, so go away quickly!

Left menu:
-Let go
-Admire
-Mess with (?)
-Dispose
-Eat

Right menu:
-Pinch
-Hit
-Crush
-Pull

>>1186749

>>1186794
>-Admire
hahaha

>>1186794
Given the expanded options, is 'Bully' a suitable replacement for "mess with"?

>>1186820
It's more like "meddle with", but I guess you could change it to "bully" without losing the original meaning.

>>1186794
CRUSH
EAT

>>1186794
>-Admire

I couldn't move; their beauty surprised me.

>>1186852
Only if it were a yukarin.

>>1186857
I'M BEAUTIFUL! I'M BEAUTIFUL! I'M BEAUTIFUL! I'M BEAUTIFUL!

>>1186450
Someone else can do the other edits. I'll just do the first one that needed editing.

>>1186857
>>1186873
Ok, I don't get this one. Would someone fill me in?

In return, I present Yukaran.

>>1186881
I think that should be "I don't get it" instead of "I don't know".

>>1186893
Yukarins are obsessed with declaring how beautiful they are. They are also filled with natto, which makes everyone avoid them due to the smell, but they insist that it's the "scent of youth".

>>1186901
Which breed is the Yukarin?

Is that like a Yukari Yukkuri?

>>1186894

>>1186913
Uh, yes?

Reposting for translation.

New panel from waterducts.

Holy shit, it looks like Marisa bested a whole gang of Alices. Or Akyu did something.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be6jlCuMvVQ

Song related.

Take it Easy.

>>1186971
Fight em Easy!

Getting refreshed and giving birth are by far the yukkuri activities that I hate the most. I want to fucking exterminate them.

>>1187028
Why?

>>1187044
Irrational rage. Something about the idea of them reproducing, the moans and body secretions disgust me.

>>1187028
I don't know, the Chinese artist made it look pretty adorable.

>>1183314

Still no translation easy?

I'd like a Dosu Yukuran for a pet

>>1187064
Why?

D'AWWWWWWWW

>>1187093
MOTHERFUCKING GRADIENTS

>>1187093
Didn't notice the note from the last thread.

>>1187093
Didn't notice the note from the last thread.

>>1187093
What's "miyamiya" mean?

>>1187093
Who is Miyamiya anyways?

>>1187108
>>1187110
No clue. I was just following the script.

>>1187108
>>1187110
>>1187113
It might be referring to her mom, or her owner, who taught little ko-alice how to rape.

OH SHIT.

THEY CAN SURVIVE BEING SPLATTERED?!

>>1187123
maybe they're related to trolls.

You could always just take their accessory after death to permanently deal with them I bet.

>>1187132
...Possibly, But what if it grows back aswell? The only reason it didn't grow another hat is because its hat was intact.

>>1187142
I doubt they could. Judging by the current mythos, yukkuris without their accessories are treated as exiles. I doubt they would be all that attached to them if they could simply grow another one.

>>1187105
Last post in the old thread said that the original translation might be more correct since Ko-alice has no idea what's happening.

>>1187148
Only able to regrow them after getting splatted, of course!

>>1187157
Apparently, I am unable to read.

>>1187123

The Yukkureimu in the buzz-saw deathtrap comic spontaneously regenerates after a while as well.

However, I viewed it more as a sort of aside to the audience that the "death" of yukkuris shouldn't be taken so seriously rather than it being a power they had.

Heck, in the olden days of yukkuri, I remember Reimu cleaves one in half and it just splits into two yukkuris on the spot.

Trying to define a mythos in which all the varied occurrences make sense is kind of a fun mental exercise, but I think at some point we just have to accept that it doesn't make sense and that we should take it easy.

>>1187177
I completely accept them being able to regenerate from death.

That just makes them seem even cooler!

>>1187163
Alice is awesome.

>>1183314
>>1187081

Quick translation:

1) *zaaaaa* (pouring rain sound)
2) *thud*
Box: Please treat it nicely
3) "I'm sorry...." "But I can't have our reputation get any worse..."
4) "Please get picked up by a nice person and live happily..."
*zaaaaa*
*pasha pasha* (footsteps in puddles sound)
5) "Work hard easy!" or "Do your best easy!"
6) ".....!!!!"
*zaaaaaa*

>>1187163

I still think "Something's wrong!" is better. Alice doesn't know what's happening, therefor she thinks the normal sensations are 'wrong'. "Hen" is usually translated as "strange", "wierd", "different", "odd", but not "happening".

WOOOOOOOO

>>1187205
Goddamn it.

I'm just going to keep both versions available.

>>1187205
Just looking at what's going on in the strip, "something's happening" makes sense, "something's wrong" less so, so I'd probably vote for the less literal translation as the better one. Different languages have different ways of expressing things.

>>1187204
I popped like 50 boners!

Maybe "Something's wierd!" would be a good compromise.

>>1187205
Literal translations will often slur the meaning. We could have it say "Something's wrong!" but it wouldn't make as much sense as "Something's happening!" which is a more common way this kind of happening is said in english.

As a translator, you're not supposed to translate the words, but translate the meaning.

Except that Alice thinks somethings wrong.

LOOK AT THE GODDAMN WORRIED LOOK ON HER FACE.

She thinks the normal sensations of getting refreshed are 'wrong' because she's never done it before.

"Something's happening" is LESS accurate, because SHE DOESN'T KNOW SOMETHING IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN, ONLY THAT SOMETHING IS WRONG. HOW THE FUCK WOULD SHE KNOW SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN IF SHE'S NEVER BEEN REFRESHED BEFORE.

ARRRRRRRRRRGH I CAN'T TAKE IT EASYFJGSHJGHJS

>>1187243
Take it easy!

>>1187204
They give a good head

>>1187274
Yes, Yes they do!

>>1187243
I keep telling you people that these things are demonic entities made to turn us crazy.

Most yukkuris die when they lose most of their bean paste or receive massive damage. You can torture them as much as you want if you pour some sugar (or sugar based liquids, like syrup) on them, so thay they will regenerate.
Other yukkuris, however, are immortal (Mokotans) or have an upgraded healing factor (Remiryas) and can only be killed when eaten.

'sup /jp/, /r/ is for porn, etc.

I'm looking for a wav of "Yukkuri shiteitte ne!" being read by the Japanese text-to-speech thing. I think I found it once before in the depths of some kind of yukkuri desktop buddy rar file, but I've since lost the link to it.

>>1187243
She doesn't look worried to me. She actually looks excited. Doesn't look surprised to me, but I'm sure she is.

>>1187294
Sometimes the healing factor is a pretty bad weakness as well. For example, there was one story where a Flandre yukkuri is tortured and left overnight, and it attempts to bash itself to death. It of course, fails and "dies" hundreds of times.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=DTYJLXSA

Here, 100 MB of yukkuri stuff that's been translated. I left the Chen one in the "To be Edited" folder by accident.

bump.

>>1187338

Look at the way her eyebrows are upturned

ノ
O

She's clearly unsure and worried.

>>1187292
Search the uploader for .mp3 files, there are a few.

>>1187859
Upturned eyebrows can signify many things, not only fear. And look at that smile. Would someone smile like that if they were worried?

>>1187859
If she was worried and thought something was wrong, she'd stop.

>"Something's happening" is LESS accurate, because she doesn't know something is about to happen.
But, she doesn't say "something's about to happen", or that she's coming or about to do anything. She comments on the present state, of her pleasure and excitement growing, pressure rising, body trembling, ect.

Actually, if she doesn't know what to expect, she lacks the frame of refference to call her actual state "different" or "wrong". And since it feels good, she wouldn't call it "wrong" either.

But, since yukkuri are born with ability to speak, and their catch phrases built in, she could say anything, no matter how little sence it makes in the given context. So, we could use the phrase that makes most sence in the average context, ie. "Something's happening."

>>1187843
You're doing it wrong.

Like this.

So nobody will translate Akyu's Farm comic?
Also, where is it?

＿　ノ
の　の
　も
　へ

>>1186971

this is an illustration for fuku2042

flower hat marisa drinks a yukkuri melting virus potion and suicide infects a bunch of yukkuri alices

I've called for backup!

http://may.2chan.net/b/res/25855688.htm

>>1188043
Japan's asleep right now.

>>1187989
Yukkurisa = GAR?

>>1188063
Err, scratch that. The thread's already on the fifth page.

Good morning.
Japan was the morning.

BEHOLD
THIS IS THE RESULT OF GOOGLE TRANSLATING 2CHAN

>>1188243
"Strange" has negative connotations. I'd suggest "funny".

>>1188279
ಠ_ಠ

Yukkuri

Yukkuri

>>1188586
shit it easy!

>>1188617

Oh for the love o-

Yukkuri is not your personal Trojan Horse with which to ship your fetishes into /jp/

>>1188586

>>1188586
what is going on in this image

Those black arms looked like socked feet for a minute, so I thought somebody was holding the yukkuri inbetween it's legs while they shat on it, but it seems somebody is just holding it while somebody completely different is shitting on it.

So what's going on?

I'm going to repost this every thread until it gets edited

Cirno has captured one of the flying yukkuri
ZDOB IT! PWEASE DON'T OPEN ME

2nd
...
Cirno gave up after just one taste
Sfx: yuck...
Z..ZDOB IT! Reibu will behave from now on!

3rd
Cirno placed the yukkuri into a lab beaker
Hmph! Hmph!
Huwwy up and let me out!

And posting for awesome

>>1188788

i need a GOOD story

>>1188430
Isn't this Yukkuri child porn?

>>1188652
I swear diapered anon was behind that.

Bump.

>>1188279

"Hen" has negative connotations in Japanese as well, so I think "wierd" or "strange" still works.

"I'm feeling a strange sensation" would be what she says if she weren't so.... distracted.

>>1188846
I'd like to donate my penis to her mouth.

Yu?

"Dond worry lil' zizter.Reibu'll go get vuud eajy."

I found them. Too little Yukkuri. One's just a baby, the other has to be a child. Maybe a bit bigger than a child. A Reimu and a Marisa. They had no mother. They were both sobbing, obviously hungry. and they're both so dirty, too. There's no way they're survive out here.

So, I brought them home!

"You still can't keep them in the house! They'll wreck everything." My dad told me with no remorse. Doesn't he have a heart?

"It's alright, we'll just give them a little food and they'll take it easy, right?" I tried to explain how easy it is to take care of a yukkuri.

"Take it easy!" They both shouted with joy. I had washed the both of them with soap, and now I've taken to carrying the baby marisa in my hand.

"Ergh..." He must have been blown away by how cute they were. "Fine. But if they bother me or your mother, something has to be done about it, alright?"

I nod. "You hear that little ones? If we can't take it easy, you can't take it easy, so please don't annoy us. okay?" I said cheerfully.

The two of them jumped around, shouting easy and yu all over the place, and my parents were soothed by it dispite to constant loudness. We took it easy together for quite a while. Until one day, the Reimu kept jumping up in down in front of mom's laptop.

"Hey! get this thing off!" She yelled. My mother is a famous novelist writing the lastest story about a psychic woman making her daily life work for her. The Reimu was smashing on all of the buttons.

"Take it eajy!" It shouted dancing for her. I grab the reimu and set it on the counter nearby. I quickly snatch up the Marisa in my hands.

"Remember what I said, Reimu?" I asked with a displeased tone of voice.

"yu...? Ta-take it easy?"

"Not quite." I answered her. I began to pinch the Marisa's cheek tightly. "Yu! I gand chake id eajy!" It shouted. The Reimu was appaled that I was bullying her baby sister. "I said that if we can't take it easy, you can't take it easy, so please don't annoy us."

The Reimu apologized and I let go of her sister. They were happy again and I set them both off to play somewhere else. My mother, still slightly annoyed deleted the resulting jumble of text and continued her work.

A few days later, I found that the Reimu was bitting something black and long. I had asked her what she had in her mouth, and she replied that she thought it was a toy. I took a closer look at it and it turns out the be the cable we use to connect to the internet. I told my dad that Reimu had ruined it, and he had to go out and buy another.

I pulled the Reimu and Marisa aside before my dad left for the store. "Remember what I had said before, Reimu?" I had asked her again.

"Yu? ta-take it easy?"

"Not quite." I answered her. I began to pinch the Marisa's Cheek tightly. "Yu! I gand chake id eajy!" it shouted. The Reimu was shocked that I was bullying her baby sister again. "I said that if we can't take it easy, you can't take it easy, so please don't annoy us." I held my fingers pressed together until Dad got back from the store. Once he plugged the cable back in, I explained that since we're now able to take it easy again, we'll let them take it easy. They both became happy again and danced away into the other room.

This happened many more times that I'd like to count. Why wouldn't it understand not to annoy us? We forgave them each time under the guise that it was because they didn't know not to do it, but one day...

I disagreed. Even if it took all night, I would have to punish them. So I took out a clothespin, and clipped it onto the Marisa's cheek.

"Yuuu! I cand chake id eajy!" It cried. And cried and cried all night. I had taken the Marisa to bed with me, and kept it tucked under my arm. The Reimu continued to object loudly, and my parents were bothered by the noise. I had to keep both of them in my room that night.

Oddly enough, I fell asleep rather quickly. I woke up at around 3:30 a.m. that night however by happy cheers. "erh... I can't take it easy." I said rubbing my eyes. The Idiots, I had school in the morning!

"Mawiza's free, Mawiza's free!" One of them shouted.

"Yaay! Take it Easy!" The other shouted.

"I thought I said you couldn't take it easy if we couldn't. Now you've woken me up. And you still haven't payed your punishment in full." I was ticked off at them now.

"Yu!" The Reimu said threateningly. "Stop bullying Marisa!"

"Fine? You don't want me to bully her anymore? Do you want it so that no one can bully her anymore?"

The Reimu began her silly dance again. Performing for my Mother and her little sister again. On Mom's laptop. Again.

"No!" I shouted. "Get off of there!"

"Get away!" Mom began to swat at the Yukkuri. She Struck it, and it got offended. "Yu!" It cried and stomped on the keyboard again. I pulled up the Reimu and picked up the Marisa again.

"For the last time, I've told you this so many times before!" I was furious that she would make such a mistake again. "If we can't take it easy, you can't take it easy!"

"Son, I think you should let those things go..." Mom suggested in an oddly calm manor.

"Mom, I know it made the same mistake but-"

I was cut off by her reasoning. "The little ball of pus just deleted everything I had writen up!" She clicked on the icon. "Everything I wrote up this evening is gone!"

I sighed and looked down at the Yukkuri. The Reimu knew something was going to happen. She must have because she was standing in front of her sister. I reached behind her and picked her up.

I kept pulling it's cheeks apart. I let go of them. They were distended completely. The marisa was now crying her eyes out. I shuffled my hands closer to the middle of her face, and pulled again.

"ZTOOOOOB ID!" they both cried, the Marisa more than the Reimu.

I kept pulling and pull until finally the Marisa was completely ripped down the center. Her bean paste spread out on the bed. I scooped it up with my hands and swallowed it down. It was rather tasty.

"Ztop eadding mwariza! Leeb mwariza alone!" The Reimu was sobbing. "Gib back Mwariza!"

"Oh you want her back then? Alright!" I picked up both pieces of skin, and stuffed it violently into the Reimu's mouth. "Have as much as you can!" I shoved every remaining inch of the marisa into it's mouth, and squashed her head lightly, forcing her to chew it up.

"Nwoooo! Mwariza! Reibu's bwaby zizder! Whaa!"

Somehow, despite it's crying, I managed to fall back asleep. It was rather delicious, wasn't it?

The next morning, before I went to school, my parents asked me about what happened the the Yukkuri last night.

"Well, Reimu woke me up trying to get me to stop bullying Marisa. So then I asked if it wanted me to teach it how to prevent anyone from bullying Marisa again. I told her that by eating her sister, no one could bully her again."

My parents looked at each other confused. "So then, she ate her sister?"

I kind of hesitated to answer. "...yeah, but I had to force her." I waited a bit for their answer. "I had some, too, and it was really sweet. And kind of tangy."

My parents continued to contemplate what exactly went on last night. The Reimu was sitting on the table, sobbing. "virzt mommie begums a monsser, den reibu eads mawiza... whyyyy?"

That night when I came home from school, he had bean paste for dinner. It was really sweet.

Translation or original content? Awesome either way.

>>1190041
>That night when I came home from school, he had bean paste for dinner. It was really sweet.

You had to watch your dad eat dinner?

>>1190062
typos typos, how do I loath thee?
*we

>>1190041
I hate yukkuri abuse, but I can't get enough of Koyukkuri abuse.

>>1190062
This seemed to have taken place under a span of less than a month; wouldn't a single child reimu be a really small supper?

I hate the fact than Chen types are filled with chocolate. I don't want to kill them as they are so cute, but if I ever saw one, I would have to eat it.

>>1190137

Not just any chocolate...they're filled with DARK CHOCOLATE!

Can't you take a bite of these, let them heal, and then eat them some more?

>>1190148
Oh, dark chocolate, well that's good, I'm not that big a fan of that kind.

If removing a yukkuri's accessory causes it to be ostracized by other yukkuris, what about Kaguya-types (and presumably Parsee-types?) Are they exempt from this?

Speaking of Parsee-types, are there any SAkkuris yet?

>>1190171

They're automatically ostracized, and therefore live solitary lives.

>>1188243
That's good, but the original translator seems to have mixed up "miya miya" for "myamya" (a slurred "cutesy" way to say "mama").

Seems the Alice yukkuri learn their rape habits from their parents early.

>>1190171
They are protected by the Eirin-types.

>>1190176

You were referring to the Parsee-types, right?

Someone said they'd translate this, right? It requires a Chinese translator, it's a slight continuation of the Big Boss Marisa story, and contains some delicious...

>>1190287
ATATATATATATATA

So yeah, maybe the translator will pop his head in at some point.

>>1190041
And as for you, nice work if this was original. Even with the typos here and there, this story worked well (even though the final bullying act on Marisa was sort of forced).

>>1190041
>...virzt mommie begums a monsse...

Foreshadow? I fucking hope so. A sequel would rock.

>>1190314
THIS IS SO DELICIOUSLY SATISFYING. EVEN THE KOYUKKURI DIED

>>1188817
What happened to him, anyway? He was being an awesome fetishist and then he kind of dropped off the radar.

>>1188817

If you're talking about the lame Ciel thing I wrote then no, I'm not diapered anon. AFAIK he's banned. I don't care much for diapers; I just have a lot of strange fetishes. Shit's not one of them, I just felt like writing a weird short story I guess.

>Using its last reserves of strength, the yukkuri shakes its head softly. I return the bottle back into my pocket.
I stand.
I stand.
I stand and watch the yukkuri die.
…
>Straightening my shirt collar, I prepare to leave the clearing. Before leaving, I take out a ribbon, the yukkuri’s ribbon, and place it on its corpse.
I walk away.

134. of Yu.doc. God damn, that story has such a depressing ending.

>>1190314
Actually it's backshadowing. This story is basically what happened to the two children in the story that was based off of the pictures where Marisa's accidentally let their hats float down the river.

>>1190574

koyukkuri can always be born
hats can not be replaced

Am I the only one who wants to rape one of these little damn things?

yukkuri genital anatomy

>_<

>>1191184

oh sh..

>>1191189

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