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So, /jp/. I'm really bored and really thirsty but I can't go out of my room to get something because I saw a spider near my door on the way in. Are there any new weeaboo (preferably RPG) games I could go and play?

>> No.1183149

I'd post that picture of cieling spiders but my upload is being strangled right now.

>> No.1183156

>>1183149
*ceiling

though a ciel spider would be truly horrifying.

>> No.1183158

>>1183149
I won't stop you. It wouldn't be very nice though.

>> No.1183164

>>1183149
なんでやねん!
same here!

>> No.1183166

>>1183137
ahh I know how you feel...I swear those damn spiders are doing it on purpose to fuck with us!

anyways play At Tonelico

>> No.1183167

What kind of spider would stop you? Nothing short of Black Windows or Austrailian Fucking Huntsmen will stop me from simply exiting my room.

>> No.1183168

>>1183166
fuck I meant Ar Tonelico

>> No.1183170

>>1183156
>ciel spider

IT'S SILK

>> No.1183176

>>1183167
Any spider would stop me, I've got extreme arachnophobia.
>>1183168
I'll try that, thanks.

>> No.1183180

The spiders are in my room.

>> No.1183413

What type of games are we talking about.
SNES, PSX, PSP, DS, Windows, PC-98...

>> No.1183422

I can't believe none of you are wondering why that loli has a pregnancy test in her mouth. Are you all just used to it or something?

>> No.1183426

>>1183422
Old picture.

>> No.1183427

>>1183422
When you see an image enough, you can get used to anything.

>> No.1183428

Who checks their temp on the toilet while texting on the phone?

>> No.1183431

>>1183422
It's a digital thermometer, assgole.

>> No.1183433

>>1183422
Because you've never seen an electric thermometer.

>> No.1183443

>>1183422
Still in the 80's, rite...
>>1183431
>>assgole
lol.

>> No.1183451

>>1183158
I would just like to know. In theory, How would you stop him? I'm not trolling. This sounds interesting

>> No.1183452

>>1183428

a loli in a hurry

>> No.1183459

You don't even put pregnancy tests in your mouth, do you?

>> No.1183462

>>1183459
Tell that to the loli

>> No.1183467

Anonymous + pregnancy test?

DOES NOT COMPUTE

>> No.1183479

>>1183472
>>1183475

Note the difference.

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>> No.1183487

>>1183479
So she's got a pregnancy test after all, huh

>> No.1183493

>>1183487
It's a digital thermometer.

>> No.1185122

>>1183413
Windows.

>> No.1185126

>>1183176
I'm scared of daddy long legs, even if they're babies.

>> No.1185132

do japanese girls really use their phones while on the can?

>> No.1185133

>>1183168

God damn was that a tedious game. The fanservice was nice and all, but honestly, if I really want something like that I can just find a doujin and masturbate. The game itself dragged like hell.

>> No.1185134

>>1185126
OP here, I know how you feel. I always check every corner whenever I enter a room. I also have my room arranged in a way so I can see the corners.

>> No.1185136

>>1183451
Well, I guess I could just delete the thread, right?

>> No.1185144

>>1185134
Same, I also check my closet and all around my floor before I go to sleep. They're crawling around there sometimes.

>> No.1185148

>>1185132
Some Japanese girls and white girls use their phones on the can, it's pretty weird.

>> No.1185149

>>1185144
The worst part is that I can't kill them myself, it's so fucking retarded. If I see a spider my mind just goes blank and I get panic attacks.

>> No.1185154

>>1185149

I don't mind spiders too much. It's roaches. Fucking dirty pieces of shit. I wish they'd all die.

>> No.1185157

>>1185149
I used to be a lot like that, just wad up some tissue and kill them before you think about things like, "What if I miss?" It's almost always worked for me.

>> No.1185158

That's what you get for living in a filthy room.

Clean up more often.

>> No.1185160

>>1185149
I know, same here. It sucks.

>> No.1185163

>>1185157
Just remember that if you miss, that spider is gonna be PISSED.

>> No.1185164

>>1185154
Roaches don't really scare me, it's mostly anything that looks like a spider. Mosquitoes are like spiders with fucking wings.

>> No.1185172

>>1185163
Psh, I miss a couple of times, the only thing the spider does is crawl away fast. Actually, it looks so scared I leave it alone unless it's something I recognize as poisonous.

>> No.1185174

>>1185157
Tissues wouldn't work. If I even attempt to kill a spider I have to use a vacuum cleaner or something I can throw, and if I miss and the spider starts running around really fast I will never enter that fucking room again until someone has taken care of it. Thing is I can't get close to spiders without getting random spasms and shit.

>> No.1185180

I hate how when I'm about to take a shower and I'll get all undressed then start getting the shower ready, then all of a sudden out of fucking NO WHERE there's a spider right in the middle of the fucking tub. Then I can't take a shower until someone takes the spider out for me. If no one is home I have to wait.

>> No.1185181

>>1183422
loli is sick and is taking a watery shit.

>> No.1185185

>>1185180
Or when there's a spider on the ceiling near the shower head, no way am I going to take a shower with that monster above me.

>> No.1185186

The worst is when you see a spider, leave the room to go get something to kill it with and come back it's not in the same spot anymore. I freak out like shit and am paranoid the rest of the night.

>> No.1185187

>>1185180
oh god something like that happened to me once

I entered the bathroom to pee and I saw this fucking spider on the ceiling walking around and also going up and down with a web

I never peed.

I went back to my room and waited for a good 10 hours until someone woke up and killed it. Of course, I never told anyone that.

>> No.1185191

>>1185186
Haha indeed, and later that night it suddenly appears to be on the wall RIGHT FUCKING NEXT TO YOU and you leap all the way to the fucking hallway.

>> No.1185192

>>1185187
Actually speaking of web

That's the thing I fucking hate the most. Sometimes I feel I have like a web stuck on my head or some shit and start hitting my head really fast trying to get it away from me.

I don't know how sometimes you see people just hitting the webs like it's nothing.

>> No.1185193

>>1185180

I have really bad eyesight, so when I take off my glasses to shower, seeing a blurry thing skitter across the floor near gives me heart attacks.

>> No.1185195

/jp/ - Japan/Spiders

>> No.1185196

>>1185186
Fuck! I hate that!!

>> No.1185202

>>1185192
>Sometimes I feel I have like a web stuck on my head or some shit and start hitting my head really fast trying to get it away from me.
Oh God. THIS.

>> No.1185204

My desk is in the right corner of my room, my door is in the left. Now the most painful thing I've ever fucking had is when a huge fucking spider was hanging down from my lamp in the CENTER of the FUCKING ROOM. I think I was staring at that spider for about 2 hours straight until it decided to get on the ceiling and go to another corner.

>> No.1185206

>>1183137
>Then I can't take a shower until someone takes the spider out for me.
Are you a girl or something?

I was on the computer once when this fucking spider drops FROM THE CEILING RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE. Holy fucking shit I fucking shit a house and ran off to get some fucking paper to crush the hell out of it. Then fucking flush it down the toilet after using my stream of justice on it's devastated body.

Fucking spiders, don't fuck with me.

>> No.1185213

Spiders are harmless and nice to have. What I fucking hate is beetles. Nothing is more terrifying than having something suddenly fly into your monitor with a loud buzzing noise proceeded by the oddly metallic ding as it lands on your keyboard when the room is blanketed in darkness.

>> No.1185214

>>1185195
No, no, no. It's more like:

/jp/ - Japan/Jesus Christ did you see the size of that fucking spider? Goddamn, where's my mop. Fuck.

>> No.1185220

>>1185206
Pretty much same thing happened to me. I was laying in my bed watching anime and a spider comes dangling from a web right in front of my face i freaked the fuck out got up and it flew with me!!! I think it was attached to my hair or some shit. so starting taking off my clothes and shaking everything off of me and shit. Scariest moment of my life. Also, whats funny is sometimes if I kill a spider with something I can't use that object until i forget i killed a spider with it. I'm a fucking pansy.

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>>1185206
>>using my stream of justice on it's devastated body.
I've never done that, as I was afraid it would swim up the stream, and then NOBODY would be having a good time.

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>>1185213
>Spiders are harmless

Oh. Hi.

>> No.1185227

>>1185180
Spider's don't bother me so much.

No earwigs on the other hand. Fuck that shit, I'm getting the RAID.

>> No.1185229

>>1185219
Ahaha, you just made my day, thanks Anon.

>> No.1185230

>>1185219
>>I was afraid it would swim up the stream

A GOD AMONG SPIDERS.

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>>1185213
>Spiders are harmless and nice to have.

>> No.1185238

>>1185227
FUCKING EARWIGS. God, they're why I hate going up my attic, usually I gotta do it barefoot and the boxes are usually full of the fuckers.

>> No.1185243

>I was afraid it would swim up the stream
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS SPIDER WOULD BE THE MANLINESS SPIDER EVER. TO SWIM UP A STREAM AFTER IT'S BODY WAS DEVASTATED WITH A CRUSHING BLOW.

>> No.1185255

>>1185243
is the new and improved Dickants?

>> No.1185257

>>1185243
Spiders are GAR!

>> No.1185263
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1185263

For every spider you kill, Anansi puts a note next to your name.

>> No.1185266

>>1185263
Well, there was bound to be a consequence for this...

>> No.1185268

Once my light was broken and I had a very 'important game' that night in an FPS game, so I was very focussed on my screen. Then suddenly out of fucking nowhere a crane fly (if that is the correct definition for those huge mosquito like creatures that don't suck blood, I'm afraid to google it) started fiddling around on my hand. And I couldn't see anything because it was so dark so I got so fucking scared I had a panic attack and had spasms that made me drop to the floor 3 times before reaching my door. Fuck I hate those creatures.

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>>1185263
Eh, he's voiced by LeVar Burton, so it's cool.

>> No.1185277

>>1185268
Those things are disgusting.

>> No.1185278

>>1185268
Holy shit what.

>> No.1185283

>>1185268
That's what you get for playing Counter-Strike, Anon.

>> No.1185288

>>1185268
OH GOD OH GOD A HARMLESS CREATURE IS ON MY HAND I BETTER HAVE A HEART ATTACK!

>> No.1185290

>>1185288
FUCK YOU OKAY? FUCK YOU.

>> No.1185296

>>1185290
YOU SHOULD HAVE CRUSHED IT WITH YOUR FUCKING BARE HANDS.

>> No.1185301

>>1185296
That's gross, Anonymous.

>> No.1185304

>>1185288
>>1185290
>>1185296

For fuck's sake, turn off the caps. None of you are steering right.

>> No.1185315

Sometimes I let my cat destroy my room so he can pick up a few spiders.

>> No.1185317

>>1185301
You can just wash it off later with soap, it won't kill you unless you tend to spontaneously lick your palms while playing an FPS.

>> No.1185325

>>1185317
I spontaneously sniff my fingertips.

>> No.1185341

>>1185317

I'm with this guy. Ever since I played MGS3 I manned the fuck up and am no longer squeamish about eating certain foods (like sashimi, even though it tastes like shit) and touching dirty things.

Of course, I always wash my hands afterward. It's much better to grab/smash a flying pest and wash your hands than fumbling for tissue or paper towel or a rolled up newspaper and having the insect fly somewhere you can't find it.

>> No.1185345

>>1185325

After shoving them in your armpits?

>> No.1185346

I remember when I was really young my sister and I were outside and there was this daddy long leg spider where we were. She stopped it by pressing down on one of it's legs so it wouldn't escape.

Later, I did the same, except I tore off it's legs.

Shit was SO cash.

>> No.1185351

>>1185345
No, but I like the smell of my own sweaty balls.

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>>1185351

>> No.1185432

This thread is awesome.

When you mention spiders in /an/, everyone starts talking about how awesome they are and they start showing pictures of their own pet spiders. Ugh.

>> No.1185437

This thread reminds me of when I had an epic battle with a spider....intense stuff, I even wrote about it later.

>> No.1185443

>>1185437

Hahaha.... what...?

>> No.1185445

>>1185443
Like I said, it was an epic ass battle with a spider...I swear he or she or whatever was out to get me.

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>>1185296
Would you crush this thing, Anonymous?

>> No.1185446

>>1185444
>this thing

SO KAWAII!

>> No.1185448

>>1185444
I was eating a cookie. Fuck you.

>> No.1185449

>>1185444
OH MY FUCKING GOD

>> No.1185450

>>1185445
just call it an "it"

>> No.1185451

>>1185450
I dont know...this spider was more than an "it" it had emotions...and the desire for murder!

>> No.1185452

>>1185445
Do ya mind sharing? It sounds pretty interesting.

>> No.1185453

>>1185444
HOLY SHIT

>> No.1185455

>>1185444
Holy shit the splat it would make between my hands.

lol fuck.

>> No.1185456

>>1185452
its a pretty long story...do anon really want to hear. I would essentially copy pasta it from the word document I wrote about it.

>> No.1185457

Wow, /jp/ is scared of insects?

That's kind of cute.

>> No.1185461

>>1185444
>>1185268
Is this the fly?

I just call them bounce-bugs. They're completely disinterested in anything and spend their time bashing their skulls against walls because their compound eyes can't cope with things like the light reflecting off paint. So they spend their time flying in circles bouncing against walls until you either turn out the lights and they land someplace and rest so they can further hurt themselves when the lights come back on.

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>>1185444

>> No.1185464

>>1185455
Ah, I hate it when you kill a mosquito and your own blood squirts out all over you... blah.

>> No.1185465

I dare you, Anonymous. Look for "camel spider" on youtube or google images. Go on, do it.

>> No.1185466

>>1185444
Tell us about it.

>> No.1185467

>>1185448
>>1185449
>>1185453

You people have never seen a crane fly before?

>> No.1185468

I fucking terrified of insects in general, but ESPECIALLY spiders (currently viewing this thread with images turned off). Anyway, my plan for killing insects sucking them up with one of those vacuums that uses a tube. That would be cash.

>> No.1185469

>>1185444
Well, I would. I mean, half of it seems to fit my palm so that helps.

>> No.1185477

>>1185464
That's why you kill it before it starts sucking.

Some incests from Japan are pretty nasty.

>> No.1185471

>>1185461
Yeah, that's the one, scary motherfucker.

>> No.1185473

>>1185461
Fucking retards.

>> No.1185479

>>1185477
How so?

>> No.1185478

>>1185464
Nothing is worse than swatting a mosquito that's already "full". Both because of the mess it makes, and because of the knowledge that you were too late to stop it from making someone itch.

>> No.1185484

>Some incests from Japan are pretty nasty.

Yeah, brother/sister can be kinda cute, but mother/son is just vile...

>> No.1185491

>>1185488
WHY DID I CLICK THAT, WHY THE FUCK

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>>1185465

>> No.1185487

>>1185484
>mother/son

FUCK YOU

>> No.1185493

>>1185471
It's funny because in the daylight they are pretty adept flyers, you can be looking right at one and it could leave your line of sight before you could blink, it's just the wavelength of artificial light completely fucks with them to the point that it's almost all over once they get too close to a lightbulb.

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>>1185491

>> No.1185494

>>1185465
Those things are harmless. They look scary as fuck, but that's about it.

>> No.1185495

>>1185488
Okay, my day has just been ruined.

>> No.1185503

>>1185488
Jokes on you. My monitor is fucking tiny. I saw a leg and click out.

>> No.1185498

>>1185494
>camel spider
>harmless
You're joking right?

>> No.1185499

Oh wow, only 4 sages in this thread.

>> No.1185501

>>1185484
I just realized I typed out insects wrong.

lol incest.

>> No.1185505

>>1185499
And most of the sages were still contributing to the thread.

>> No.1185520

>>1185514
wow your still wanting to hear it? alright ill try to post it somewhere..I think the story is to long for /jp/

>> No.1185514

Epic spider fight, where are you?

>> No.1185515

>>1185498
The worst they can do is give you a bite, honestly they're not bad.

>> No.1185516

>>1185499
Best thread on /jp/ right now.

>> No.1185526

>>1185498
Yeah, they don't have venom save for a species in India, and they rarely attack humans.

>> No.1185528

Confirmed Things that /jp/ Hates:
-drugs
-spiders

>> No.1185532

>>1185498
In the Middle East, it is widely rumored among American and coalition military forces stationed there that Solifugae will feed on living human flesh. The story goes that the creature will inject some anaesthetizing venom into the exposed skin of its sleeping victim, then feed voraciously, leaving the victim to awaken with a gaping wound. Solifugae, however, do not produce such an anaesthetic, and they do not attack prey larger than themselves unless threatened. Other stories include tales of them leaping into the air, disemboweling camels, screaming, and running alongside moving humvees; all of these tales are dubious at best. Due to their bizarre appearance many people are startled or even afraid of them. The greatest threat they pose to humans, however, is their bite in self-defense when one tries to handle them. There is essentially no chance of death directly caused by the bite, but, due to the strong muscles of their chelicerae, they can produce a proportionately large, ragged wound that is prone to infection.

>> No.1185533

>>1185528
Anyone up for snorting some cocaine, then covering themself with camel spiders?

>> No.1185538

>>1185488

Reproduction can involve direct or indirect sperm transfer; when indirect, the male camel spider emits a spermatophore on the ground and then inserts it with his chelicerae in the female's genital pore. To do this, he flings the female on its back. The female then digs a burrow, into which it lays 50 to 200 eggs, depending on the species. These are guarded until they hatch. Because the female will not feed during this time, it will try to fatten itself beforehand.

>> No.1185542

>>1185538
>it will try to fatten itself beforehand.
The female probably eats the male. Bitches...

>> No.1185545

Wolf spiders are scary too.

>> No.1185552

>>1185545
WHY DO I KEEP FUCKING GOOGLING THESE?

>> No.1185551

>>1185538
i came

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>>1185545
AAAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.1185563

>>1185542
No, a species of 5 cm has been observed to eat more than 100 flies beforehand.

>> No.1185560

>>1185553
Well, I can forget sleep for today.

>> No.1185573

>>1185514
Alright this is for the Anon who wanted to hear about my Epic Spider fight...I wrote it after my dual with the dreaded spider...all of its a true story just uhh modified to be more epic.

http://mshields.wordpress.com/2008/08/24/spider-war/

also thats from my old dead blog...dont take the content seriously.

>> No.1185584

I feel like this thread has moved us closer to eachother. Yes I know I sound like a faggot.

>> No.1185585

>>1185573
Hmm. Isn't that long. I should be able to reformat it and paste it here.

>> No.1185590

>>1185553
Wolf spiders are fucking awesome. (at least the smaller varieties)

If you don't want giant 3 or 4 inch spiders crawling around, you want a wolf spider or two (yes they eat other spiders). They're the ninjas of the spider world, they'll look at the same position from two different angles and can jump 3 vertical feet. They're also constantly moving, even in their sleep they have parts of them that twitch. And they eat everything, insects, other spiders, anything else that flies low near the ground.

>> No.1185601

>>1185590
Yeah, let all those who suffer arachnophobia keep 1 or 2 ninja spiders to kill other spiders.

>> No.1185604

>>1185573
I fucking lol'd. What a crazy spider.

>> No.1185607

>>1185584
I agree.

>> No.1185616

>>1185553
When it's big, it's not that gross.

It actually looks pretty cool.

>> No.1185632

I'm such a pussy, I can't kill spiders with tissues.

The only time I can kill spiders is when they're on the ground. Then I put on my shoes and try to walk on it. If it's on the ceiling, I just run like a pussy.

>> No.1185628

>>1185590
>>1185616
Can you have wolf spiders as pets?

>> No.1185636

>>1185553

Thanks.

>> No.1185650

>>1185553

O_O

So cute!

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wolf spiders carry around their young

>> No.1185644

>>1185632
I use a vacuum cleaner unless its hanging from the ceiling.

>> No.1185646

>>1185628
They're waaay too small for that.

Just don't whack them when you see one (and you will know the difference when you see one) and you'll have a few around.

>> No.1185658

>>1185650
>O_O
Get out, faggot.

>> No.1185659

>>1185645
Yep, I have officially died.

>> No.1185662

>>1185650
>O_O
No. Not in this thread, Anon.

>> No.1185669

>>1185645
That's it, I am never going outside again.
To hell with this shit.

>> No.1185678

>>1185645
They're like those huge zombies off of halflife.

>> No.1185680

>>1185645
fuck
you

>> No.1185688

Have you guys ever stepped on a spider that was inside your shoe/slipper/whatever? I have, now I always check the inside before putting them on.

>> No.1185689

>>1185645
still looks cool.

and those legs look pretty tasty.

don't understand what you faggots are scared of.

>> No.1185696

>>1185688
not exactly but one time I stepped on a spider that carried its young...I didnt know that though...so when I did step on it hundreds of baby spiders went crawling up my leg.

I was traumatized.

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>>1185678
raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggghhhhhhhh
DOGYMOH EMLLIKEMLLIK NIAPHCUMOS

>> No.1185698

What the hell is going on in this pic? She has a fever AND she was just about to go to school AND she decided to start charging her cellphone while she was in there AND she had recorder lessons that day AND I don't even know what the fuck that sack connected to her roundshell is supposed to be.

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Why are you all so afraid of spiders?
These things are what you really have to worry about.

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>>1185700
Excuse me, what the fuck is that?

>> No.1185714

Now lets fast forward two days...

I just woke up still pretty fatigued. I had been practicing Guilty Gear and Eternal Fighter Zero the night before, but I decided to get the mail. Being tired, I quickly leave the house and head for the mail... There was nothing for me by the way. But on my way back while heading up the stairs, I looked up and there he was, the same spider from the balcony from the a few days before, sitting oh so happily in his web, in front of my door. It seems I just barely made it past him when I left. To say the least I was mortified, I couldn't move. The spider was only about 2 feet way from me. I began walking backwards slowly, but I realized I had to get inside. So I slowly reached for the door knob, opening it, and when I did the spider moved slightly. At this point I was trembling with fear and with my pulse rising I darted into my house dropping everything I had on the floor.

>> No.1185711

So, I feel that I should tell you all a story, a true story about me.

It all started a few days ago, I was looking for my cat Fee Fee, and thought "Hey, I bet he's on the balcony!" So I head there, hoping to find him, and surely enough he was there... But he wasn't alone. On the left corner of my balcony stood a spider... One of those kind that makes a big circle web. He was a little bigger than a quarter and had spots like a cheetah. I quickly shut the sliding glass door and said, "Fuck no am I going out there!" I decided to do nothing about it mainly because I am scared shitless of spiders. I just thought to myself, "Well, I don't go out there very much, and hes not harming anyone.” So I just casually head back to my room, but before I reach there a thought popped into my head, “Hey I bet that spider is going to move over to the front door just to freak me out.... Nah whatever... It's just a spider."

>> No.1185725

Anyways, I couldn’t let this hinder my plans for the day. I had decided to go to Ikea and get some bookcases for my room so I could better organize my manga, doujin, and games. And off I went. The day had proceeded smoothly. I found what I wanted at Ikea and returned home to build the cases. All was well. With that done I decided to clean up the living room and throw the boxs away. I headed down stairs, threw away the boxs, and proceeded up the stairs. Thats when I noticed it... Sitting on the step, front legs up in attack position. The Spider had RETURNED! I knew it! I fucking knew it! This was no ordinary spider. It was fucking out to kill me. It's soul reason for existing was to kill me! Not only that, but I was barefoot! How many times did I almost step on that spider! he was probably waiting to strike me then and there, but luckily I saw him in time to do a running jump into my house slamming the door behind me. This was it. It was time to take matters into my own hands. It was either him or me and I was not going to be killed off by a damn spider.

>> No.1185716

>>1185700
Scary. Not as scary as spiders though.

>> No.1185718

I pretty much sat in the hallway for a while, trying to calm myself down. After a few minutes, I asked my mom to kill it for me. For some reason, she has no fear of spiders. Strange. She agrees and heads to the door with a broom (a freaking broom! how in the world is she going to kill it with a broom?). As my mom opens the door, feeling a disturbance in his web he climbs up to the roof of my front door balcony where my mom proceeded to “sweep” at him. During this time, I kept screaming at my mom “Kill it! Kill it!”, but in the end, all she does is shoo the spider away and it goes flying into the ground towards a patch of grass. At this point I am furious, screaming. “Why the fuck did you let it go! It's going to return now twice as pissed!” My mom simply replies, “it's just a spider, he's gone now, he wont be back.” Yeah fucking right! I thought to myself, "all this did was aggravate the spider, he will be back."

>> No.1185727

Heading into my room I looked for something that could be used as a weapon. I had thought of using the hairspray and lighter technique but knowing this spider he would just brush the flame off. Thats when I remembered I was going to throw away my old dresser. So I simply ripped one of the side panels off making essentially a flat sword. Great for smashing. With my new found weapon, I headed for the front door, opening it slowly in case the spider was waiting to make a attack at me. Luckily, he was still at the last place I saw him. Preparing for my attack I raise my stick up in hopes of smashing the spider, but as I slash down the spider easily dodges my attack and heads into a crack under me stairs. Just as expected. He's incredibly fast. But this wasn't enough to stop me. I was determined. If I didn't strike him down now he would only return later. I proceeded downstairs in search of the spider. It was getting dark so I brought a flashlight with me. It wasn't too long before I found his hiding spot. It was a clever little place. Hard for me to reach, but sadly for him, it was just enough room for my weapon.

>> No.1185731

I quickly ran up the stars where I grabbed a stand so that I could reach him. So finally, with me on the stand, stick in one hand flashlight in other, it was time for our final battle. I quickly jabbed the stick into his hiding spot causing him to fall down a little. He still had his web on him though so he didnt completely fall creating the illusion of him floating in mid air. I began my second attack, another slash in hopes of knocking him down, but once again, this only caused him to lower a bit. With another swing, he was finally on the ground... This was it. This is where I end it. I make one final slash at the spider. It was direct hit. Finally the war was over... His guts stained the ground... I could now take it easy.

Fin~

>> No.1185745

>>1185731
>I could now take it easy.
GOOD END

>> No.1185753

>>1185727
Preparing for my attack I raise my stick up in hopes of smashing the spider, but as I slash down the spider easily dodges my attack and heads into a crack under me stairs.


under me stairs.

Somehow this made me lol

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>There was nothing for me by the way. But on my way back while heading up the stairs, I looked up and there he was, the same spider from the balcony from the a few days before, sitting oh so happily in his web, in front of my door.

>> No.1185764

haha oh wow someone actually posted my battle with the spider on /jp/

>> No.1185780

Its a spider even if it looks big and scary you just walk past it if it bites you you bandage it (you have a first aid kit or at least know how to make an improvised bandage right?) Unless of course it a redback (looks close enough to >>1185222) for a red back bite you use an ice pack.

>> No.1185786

>>1185688

Not a spider, but I crushed a roach once when I was putting on my shoes.

The legs were still twitching.

>> No.1185789

>>1185696
What the fuck.

>> No.1185796

>>1185789
it was a spider that carried its young on its back...so when I stepped on it. the young went crazy and crawled up my leg.

>> No.1185808

Is that thing about swallowing spiders every year in your sleep true or false?

>> No.1185809

>>1185786
Oh god. It's the crunching sound that's the worst part.

A while back, I was downstairs in the kitchen just minding my own business when I somehow stepped on a cricket with my bare foot and it made this horrible crunch. I leaped up on top kitchen sink, covered my head, and just kept repeating <I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry> The sad thing is that this all happened in a split second. This was my true form, a cowering fetus...

>> No.1185814

>>1185808
False

I'm sorry, it's true.

>> No.1185825

>>1185808

That's a myth.

>> No.1185848

Silverfish are fucking ninjas, one just showed up on my mousepad and tried to sprint for cover but I fucking nailed that nigger to a tissue.

Also, ITT pussies

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>>1185848
ITT bunnies.

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>>1185858

That works for me.

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>>1185858
I FUCKING LOVE BUNNIES!

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1185879

Fuck yeah Japanese bunny!

>> No.1185892

Words can't describe how awesome this thread is.

>> No.1185906

Spiders are cool and shit but can actually some1 answer the question OP was asking?

>are there any new weeaboo (preferably RPG) games I could go and play?

>> No.1185916

>>1185906
I actually did a long time ago...when he made this thread.

I recommended Ar Tonelico...thats a pretty weaboo game

>> No.1185909

>>1185892
Im just curious if the OP ever got rid of that spider.....

>> No.1185918

>>1185909
OP here, I think my cat ate it. The bugger has been running up and down the stairs for a while now and when I left my room earlier there was nothing in sight.

>> No.1186000

>>1185918
Ever seen alien? That's what will happen to your cat, times 100.

>> No.1186021

>>1186000
;_;

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>>1185872
I LOVE FUCKING BUNNIES

>> No.1186146

>>1186026
OH MY GOD, MORE OF THIS PLEASE

>> No.1186208

>>1186026
Generic facelesss H-man detected.

>> No.1186615

>>1186208
how did you find him

>> No.1186777

>>1186615
Years of training via Where's Waldo? books.

>> No.1188446

>>1186026
Where is she from? An artist perha
ps?

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