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11846093 No.11846093 [Reply] [Original]

Cirno has very low body temperature. Hugging Cirno feels like hugging a corpse.

The more you know.

>> No.11846096
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>>11846093
I'd hug her anyway.

>> No.11846107

Perfect freeze for summer

>> No.11846118

Well nobody would ever hug her, so how would anyone know that?

>> No.11846129

>>11846118
The sun is very hot. Have you ever had to hug it to know this fact?

>> No.11846172
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>>11846093
I'd rather hug an actual corpse anyways.

>> No.11846175

oh god imagine filling her with your hot cum yessssss

>> No.11846198
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>>11846175
if you stuck an onahole in the fridge do think you could emulate the feeling almost?

>> No.11846221
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hugging can kill

>> No.11846305

>>11846093
A corpse would eventually warm up while you hugged it, as well as be subject to whatever ambient temperatures. Cirno wouldn't.

>> No.11846322

I thought touching Cirno would ensure frostbite

>> No.11846325

>>11846322
what happens if you lick cirno

>> No.11846336

>>11846325
>Kiss Cirno
>Lips get stuck together

>> No.11846363

>>11846336
fug cirno
???

>> No.11846375 [DELETED] 

>lick cirno's asshole
>pretend the unwiped poop is chocolate ice cream
>face fused to cirno's feces caked ass
>congealed shit melts into my mouth and smears into my clothing
>it's not chocolate ice cream
>mfw

>> No.11846380

>>11846322
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Cirno

`Since she can freeze things she touches instantly, refrain from touching her even if she is asleep."

I don't wanna say this, I don't wanna say this but... You guys seem a bit foolish to want to touch Cirno.

>> No.11846413

>>11846221
Friendly reminder to not hug Suika because she's perpetually drunk and shit and probably can't control her strength due to it.

>> No.11846419
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>>11846380
I imagine the same applies to Letty no matter how warm and comfy she looks.

>> No.11846424

>>11846093
jokes on you
i'd fuck a corpse
bonus is she wont be as smelly

>> No.11846439

>>11846419
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Letty_Whiterock
> Manipulation of cold

Probably not, since it's "manipulation of cold" and not "Intensification of cold".

>> No.11846454

>>11846439
But, she's a Yuki-onna! I don't think her ability makes a difference.

>> No.11846457

>>11846454

Love can overcome all odds.

>> No.11846464

>>11846375
/jp/: Melting Cirno Shit
That's pretty hot actually

>> No.11846477 [DELETED] 

>>11846375
>cirno announces that she has to poop
>her frosted, quivering asshole opens with my lips still attatched
>a cool, pungent log glides into my mouth
>farts adorably after she passes it
>it is totally encased in ice
>cannot chew or swallow it
>forced to consume it slowly in slurry form as it gradually melts

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>>11846457
Then why is my best friend still dying of cancer!?

>> No.11846486

>>11846484

Because he's not your true friend.

>> No.11846500

>>11846477
Please tell me there's a part 3

>> No.11846499

>>11846484
What friend?

>> No.11846504

>>11846484
Computers can get cancer?

>> No.11846513

>>11846499
>>11846504
He's referring to /jp/

>> No.11846519

>>11846513
But /jp/ passed away quite some time ago :(

>> No.11846525

>>11846375
>>11846477
uhhh... who the FUCK are you quoting?!?

>> No.11846529

>>11846525
Society.

>> No.11846534

>>11846525
Die

>> No.11846538

>>11846525
there's been a lot of touhou threads on /v/ lately, I think it's making some of them leak over here

how I do I know this you ask? I uh.. well...

>> No.11846543

>>11846529
>>11846534
>>11846538
Crossies >>>/v/uck off.

>> No.11846548

>>11846538
>leak over here

I do believe I know where you're going with this. Are you a bad enough dude to complete the trilogy?

>> No.11846551

>>11846538

Whoa dude I think you just let it slip that you visit normie-central, you should reconsider your life and refrain from posting for a good month or so.

>> No.11846561

>>11846513
/jp/ is already kill

>> No.11846570

>>11846543
I wonder if romans originally called christians crossies

We are the true heirs to the legacy of rome friends, stand strong and remember: omni homo qui militat moritur.

>> No.11846575

Remember /v/ friends, green text is gross! We like to take it easy here in /jp/ so you have plenty of time to type up your story properly.

I wonder why there have been so many Touhou threads in /v/ lately though. Some guy in an IRC channel I lurk in has been complaining about it a lot.

>> No.11846582

>>11846570
I don't think the cross emerged as a Christian symbol until at least a few centuries AD. Unless it's a myth, they used that fish symbol as a secret sign to avoid detection from the Romans.

>> No.11846583

>>11846575
Friendly tip: in the IRC world, ``lurking'' is called ``idling''.

>> No.11846613 [DELETED] 

>>11846477
>mouth full of cirno's liquidized feces
>she releases a few airy farts that disturb the mixture
>tongue comes into contact with a few solid, bitter pieces that float aimlessly
>the slurry laps the cusp of my numb lips
>a couple streams of poop trickle from my mouth and decorate cirno's dress
>cirno punishes me with a firm slap and a loud, bubbly fart
>I sense a cold radiating from what I assume are newly expelled fragments of shit
>cirno cracks a cryptic anime smile

>> No.11846620

>>11846575
You are a comparably insufferable person, you know.

>> No.11846622

>>11846613
see >>11846525

>> No.11846627

>>11846613
Have you considered writing?

>> No.11846644

>>11846613
Have you considered killing yourself?

>> No.11846655
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The best way to keep warm when summer hits.

>> No.11846661
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>>11846655
Shit. I meant cold. Best way to cool off from the brutal heat. Damn you brain!

>> No.11846853

Does Cirno have bloomers under her dress??

>> No.11846876

>>11846661
I want to use her as a pillow in the summer while telling her that I hate her and I'm only doing that become it's hot as hell.

>> No.11846891

>>11846853
Yes, why?

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>> No.11847035
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Cirno is cold on the outside but warm on the inside

>> No.11847550

>>11846876
How would you trick her into doing that? She's a fuckin genius you know.

>> No.11847584

>>11846538
>how I do I know this you ask? I uh.. well...

You periodically search for "touhou" in the archives to see what other boards are saying about it? That's what I do.

>> No.11847620 [SPOILER] 
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I'm ready, /jp/.

>> No.11847622

>>11847035
P-please let me drink your pee chiruno!

>> No.11847623

>>11847035
She's actually supposedly also cold in the inside, but let's not talk about that.

>> No.11847706

>>11846093
It doesn't.

A corpse cannot hug you.
A corpse is heavy.
They are also not a source of coldness.

Hugging Cirno would be more akin to hugging a tiny snowman.

>> No.11847712

Hugging Cirno is like laying on the cool bathroom floor when you are sick.
It's cold, but feels good. It puts warmth in your heart.

>> No.11847810

>>11847712
Why would you lay on the floor when you're sick? I don't ever leave my bed when sick, it's too warm and comfortable.

>> No.11847826

>>11847550
With ice cream.

>> No.11847836

>>11847810
drink too much and have a barfy hangover

>> No.11853321

lewd feet

>> No.11853375
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For a fairy, Cirno is an unusually large specimen.

>> No.11853387
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>>11853321
Indeed. Probably the sluttiest feet in Gensokyo since she loves showing them off so much.

>> No.11853418

>>11846221
Alice? nothing of value was lost
>>11846413
dying is her arms would be worth it

>> No.11853798

>>11846413
But if she's perpetually drunk doesn't that mean that by now she has full control over herself even while drunk?
Wouldn't that mean then she's more dangerous while sober, like Bender?

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Cirno a cool cute!

>> No.11859138

>>11853798
Does being drunk work like that? Because if it does, that's kind of cool.

>> No.11859142

cunnilingus would be like eating a popsicle

>> No.11859160

>>11846172
http://youtu.be/cLcnSs6RPk8?t=50m54s

Do you speak zombish ?

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