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Will I meet a loli girlfriend if I walk around in the rain?

>> No.11847095
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>> No.11847101

Let me tell you about how I met my loli girlfriend

>> No.11847106

>>11847101
Did you fuck?

>> No.11847108

>>11847101
Is her butt cute?

>> No.11847143

do lolis masturbate

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>>11847094
I would say it is not unlikely. Young girls like the rain, so the change of meeting one outside on a rainy day are quite high.
Just make sure to bring an umbrella, so you can lend it to her in case she forgot hers.

>> No.11847151

>>11847145
>Just make sure to bring an umbrella, so you can lend it to her in case she forgot hers.
I forgot to mention: This is really important as it might open up her route and/or raise flags necessary to proceed.

>> No.11847153

Any lolis online?

>> No.11847158

>>11847153
yes I am online and 4 and ready to be abducted, brutally raped, murdered, and dissolved in an acid bath hot stuff

>> No.11847159

>>11847143
Yes, it is documented fact.

>> No.11847163

>>11847158
Lolis aren't for raping or melting in acid.

>> No.11847164

>>11847163
Melting in acid, maybe not.

>> No.11847174

>>11847163
>>11847164
They're not for murdering or abducting either.

>> No.11847181

>>11847174
I can compromise on everything but the rape. Everything is negotiable.

>> No.11847184

>>11847181
everything else*

>> No.11847231
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Strictly speaking, there's something wrong with your brain if you like children.
If you think about it, there's nothing erotic about a child's body and if you disagree, it means you're sick.
Sorry, that's just how it is.

>> No.11847235

>>11847231
Pedophilia is an ethical issue, it's not a brain disorder.

>> No.11847244

>>11847235
Sorry...

>> No.11847247

>>11847235
I think that most of 4chan could agree that being attracted to someone of the same sex, particularly if you're male, is indicative of a mental disorder. So what's different about being attracted to children who are not even capable of reproducing that allows it to be free of the "mental disorder" moniker?

>> No.11847252

>>11847247
Even 9 years old can get pregnant sometimes, if she get her 1st period early. Whats your point?
If somebody fuck her and she gets pregnant aftewards then its ok?

>> No.11847257

>>11847247
Well, people are still considered 'children' even for several years after they hit puberty and can reproduce. But I'm assuming you mean pre-pubescent children. But a female is still a female, and even pre-pubescent girls show some of the same feminine characteristics that older women do.

I'm not really arguing that it's not wrong or anything I just don't like it when people put gays above or even on the same level as pedos.

>> No.11847280

>>11847247
It's simply being turned on by a certain body type. It's really more like a sexual fetish. Besides, the only reason why homosexuals claim homosexuality is brain disorder is so they can claim persecution instead of having to face the fact that craving man ass is a personal decision.

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Goddamnit you guys, I love lolis as much as anyone and would love nothing more than to cuddle with a loli and wash their cute lolibutt which smells of strawberries but /jp/ seriously has some of the most fucking spergiest loli threads I've ever seen on 4chan.

>> No.11847345

>>11847247
>particularly if you're male

Why is that then?

>> No.11847349

>>11847345
Because girls making out is hot but guys making out is gross.

>> No.11847354

>>11847349
Ah, yes of course. Silly me.

>> No.11847390

>>11847094
no

>> No.11847392

Why don't you just have a cute pretend relationship with your little sister, cousin, niece or something, /jp/?

>> No.11847399

>>11847392
The closest one I got for a loli is my niece which is 13 years old, and she already have a boyfriend.

>> No.11847423

I want to fuck a child
any tips?

>> No.11847431

>>11847423
Be a child yourself.

>> No.11847432

>>11847431
I thought that was illegal as well

>> No.11847437

>>11847326
that's because this is a pedo thread under a not so thinly veiled guise

>> No.11847443

>>11847432
If you can turn yourself into a child it's only natural you can also turn an 18+ woman into a child.

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>>11847094
>meet a loli girlfriend
no, but if you try to groom kiddies you will soon find an african-american boyfriend.

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>>11847540
I want to be groomed by a little girl.

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>>11847094

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>>11847556
what we want and what we get correlate rarely. so you'll have to settle for an african-american.

>> No.11847569

Loli is a meme you stupid shitposting faggots

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