/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maybe you should ask the person you know

>>11835246

>What are some things you should never say to an otaku person?
"Your waifu a shit" Otakus HATE this kind of shit and it will only ignite a flame war.
>What should I order at the restaurant? (the classic sushi?)
Why stop there? Have it prepackaged in a pinku bento box along with your favorite jelly donuts.
>What are some of the most discussed anime/manga these days?
Boku no Pico
>Is there any website that could help me reach my goal faster?
http://wearebottoms.blog53.fc2.com/blog-entry-442.html

>>11835271
>Why stop there? Have it prepackaged in a pinku bento box along with your favorite jelly donuts.
I don't see why you should get it prepackaged in a pinku bento box if you are at a restaurant but at least I know what a bento box is.

>Is there any website that could help me reach my goal faster?
How exactly is this supposed to help me? It looks like the vidya version of /b/'s rate my dick. Also I don't know any japanese.

>>11835286
Print out the pics

Here's some japanese words you can use on your trip:
itadakimas - rub a dub dub thanks for the grub
oh yeah sue me - goodnight
ecchi - No thanks!
ohio - goodmorning
baka - dummy
waifu - girlfriend/wife
a shita - tomorrow night
nani sore - what the hell man
boku no kawaii desu - damn i look good

LOL FUKKEN WEEBS

>>11835304
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>>11835304
This look good. Thanks!
>>11835307
What?

>>11835304
Just noticed, some of these are wrong.

>oh yeah sue me - goodnight
So I can just speak english then?

>ecchi - No thanks!
This seems to be "erotic fantasy"

kusothreadaward

>>11835350
Did you mean this?

Make sure you take off your shoes before entering the japanese restaurant. The staff will shout "Irrashaimase!" (=No shoes, service!) when you walk in, in order to remind you. The traditional response to this is "Ojamashimasu!" If they have "waraibashi" (laughing chopsticks, so called because they look like the character "ha") don't rub them together or stick them in your nose or use them to move bowls of rice or plant them upright in a bowl of rice and light them on fire or drum the table with them or point at people with them or pass food from them to another person's chop sticks. In fact, it might be better to just ask for a spoon. It is considered good form to dunk your sushi in a bowl of ojuu (soy sauce, lit. "with [its own] juice").

is this the OTACOOL thread?

>>11835364
That's no fun.
>>11835386
I was serious about the thread but 4chan is a circlejerk as always. Didn't expect much.

>>11835358

Wheres the futaba pink version?

>>11835246

>What are some things you should never say to an otaku person?
Anything you wouldn't say to anybody else. Don't insult their shit, you can disagree with them, but don't tell them that they have shit taste in anime or manga (even if it's true...)

>What should I order at the restaurant? (the classic sushi?)
Order whatever the heck you want. If someone else is paying, don't order the most expensive item on the menu. They aren't going to expect you to eat ramen and get one of those spiral fishcakes on your cheek.

>What are some of the most discussed anime/manga these days?
Anything new, but people like to reminisce on the older series too, especially if they were really good or really bad.

>Is there any website that could help me reach my goal faster? (learneverythingabouttheotakuculturein24hoursorless.com doesn't seem to exist)
At least some of the content on this site should help you out: http://www.dannychoo.com/

>>11835406
>Anything new, but people like to reminisce on the older series too, especially if they were really good or really bad.
Tell me more about this, please.

>Order whatever the heck you want. If someone else is paying, don't order the most expensive item on the menu. They aren't going to expect you to eat ramen and get one of those spiral fishcakes on your cheek.
I think I will try to be the last one to order so I can see what everybody likes to get.

>>11835406
Look at this fucking faggot, trying to be all Good Guy Greg and shit.

>>11835423

>Good Guy Greg
Who the fuck is that?

>>11835443
>He doesn' t know all the new meme
LMfao nerd, can't even ironically unironically cool, LOL loser

>>11835447

Oh, must be another shitty Reddit meme then. Never see it here. Thanks for letting me know that I shouldn't like it.

>>11835416
>Tell me more about this, please.
he can't be too specific, there are too much old animes to see them in one night(city hunter, hokuto no ken, golgo13....) altought you probably watched some of them , as for the new ones, if your friends are 21 or older they will probablly talk about samourai flamenco and how it reminded them about the sentais they saw when they were kids, it also bacame relly bad after the first 8 episodes, so watch samflam toonight.

>>11835447
>This fucking post
Well, that escalated quickly. I thought the shitposting here was bad but DAMN. I thought 4chan was 18+?

>>11835463
>he can't be too specific, there are too much old animes to see them in one night(city hunter, hokuto no ken, golgo13....) altought you probably watched some of them , as for the new ones, if your friends are 21 or older they will probablly talk about samourai flamenco and how it reminded them about the sentais they saw when they were kids, it also bacame relly bad after the first 8 episodes, so watch samflam toonight.
You are right, I myself am 21 and the other should be around the same age.
I don't need to watch the whole thing tho, reading the plot and/or episode summaries should do, I guess.

>>11835246
>Hello /jp/! I am a gaijin
where do you think you are?
>>11835471
you don't need to quote the whole thong if you're going to answer it, the things you need are already told in it


also, you should've asked /a/

>>11835480
>where do you think you are?
Thought some slang would come in handy. It's my very first time on this board.
>you don't need to quote the whole thong if you're going to answer it, the things you need are already told in it
I don't need to, but I can and I am used to it.

>>11835494
>It's my very first time on this board.
Then lurk more instead of posting some selfish helpdesk thread, you mongoloid.

epic sure

>>11835497
Oh yea, I am sorry for not being a basement dweller lurking all the boards 4chan has to offer and scared to go out with new people who enjoy things that I know almost nothing about.

In case you didn't read the thread, I am here for a reason: learning as much about otaku culture in 24 hours as I can. I'll be on my way out anyway, when this hits page 10 or the 24 hours run out.

The only thing you have to know about otaku culture is that everyone is gay and likes dicks, even if they don't know it yet. Anime is engineered to do that to your brain.
I'm not joking...
Also maybe you could marathon a meta anime show like welcome to the NHK, but I think the kind of otaku people that would host a party (what the FUCK) are probably tumblr otaku 2.0 idiots that only pretend to like anime because it's cool on their internet circles, so you won't learn anything about them there anymore. It'd be like watching otaku no video 10 years ago.

>>11835513
You should be sorry. Somebody like you simply doesn't belong here, and your selfish ignorant attitude is sickening. Why don't you just kill yourself? Then you won't have to worry about anything, you worthless shit-breathing normie.

>>11835416
Why would you want to discuss something you know nothing about ?

It's like going to a meeting about astronomy, and asking people "quickly brief me on the "best" constellations and stars" and hour before going. It's stupid, and your faggotry will be detected. Are you trying to blend in like you're a spy or something ?

That said, the "otaku" you're referring to are probably just western teenagers who like bleach and naruto and will grow out of it at some point, or if they're older, normalfags/pseudo-nostalgiafags knowing only Eva, GitS, etc... Otaku don't throw "parties", except in japan, and it's usually close friends and still very awkward.

I really don't understand what you're trying to do.

>>11835523
He's trying to fit in with otak00l™ geeks™ at his college so that he can bang the QT® tumblrite there, #nerdswag®.

a giant image of a shit is blazoned on the sky. the janny signal is here. your days are numbered shitlord.

get the FUCK out normie.

>>11835527
Could you BE anymore buttjelly.

>>11835523
>Why would you want to discuss something you know nothing about ?
I don't want to discuss it per se, but I don't want to sit there like a brick/rock/wall

>It's like going to a meeting about astronomy, and asking people "quickly brief me on the "best" constellations and stars" and hour before going. It's stupid, and your faggotry will be detected. Are you trying to blend in like you're a spy or something ?
.It's more like going to a meeting about astronomy and knowing the names of a few starts and instruments used to study said stars so you can follow a conversation.

>That said, the "otaku" you're referring to are probably just western teenagers who like bleach and naruto and will grow out of it at some point, or if they're older, normalfags/pseudo-nostalgiafags knowing only Eva, GitS, etc... Otaku don't throw "parties", except in japan, and it's usually close friends and still very awkward.
Most likely. I guess they are the kind of people you would meet in a costume at a cosplay convention.

>>11835520
>Why don't you just kill yourself? Then you won't have to worry about anything, you worthless shit-breathing normie.
Why don't you? You seem to be the one who can't handle himself well.

Is it jannyfree shitpost happy hour or is this thread actually being allowed?

>>11835534

a post in the thread got deleted so either the poster removed it or janny is literally allowing this while deleting actual otaku threads as usual

>>11835535

lmfao get the fuck out you normie fag

>>11835523
Probably they are just normal people who like anime, they are not gonna kill you for not knowing much about it. Just be open minded and polite. Since you know one of them, you could tell us how that guy is? The others are probably similar.

i don't get it. why doesn't op just bring lots of drugs to the party, then he can be the most popular AND no one will be sober enough to talk about gay nerd shit.

>>11835534
this is a true blue janny approved thread my friend

>>11835535
>I don't want to discuss it per se, but I don't want to sit there like a brick/rock/wall
Then don't go.

>Most likely. I guess they are the kind of people you would meet in a costume at a cosplay convention.
I don't know who's more pathetic here. You, the pathetic cum guzzling pseudo-normie, or your wapanese poser friends. Either way, you should find the nearest stalagmite and attempt to sodomise yourself with it.

>>11835528
You know, the OP is probably janny. They know about the same about otaku culture

>>11835346
No, ecchi is lost in translation for most people. Ecchi is formal Japanese for No thanks! which will impress your Otacool friends. Oh yeah sue me is correct as well.

They invited you knowing that you weren't otaku. Isn't it obvious? You're not a guest, you're the entertainment. Otaku slumber parties are notorious for the gang raping of normalfags. They're going to take turns spit roasting you and pile driving your soon to be useless boypussy until your mind is completely broken and all you think about is dicks. Why do you think this is such a common narrative in otaku media (not that you'd know)?

Run. Run as fast as you can and forget that you ever met these people. The police won't help, they turn a blind eye because it's just way too much of a pain to have to deal with this autistic kids.

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>>11835552
C-can I get invited instead???? I know nothing about otaku culture, I swear!!!!!

>>11835535
Here's some stuff you need to know and should google:

everyone loves danny choo
hatsune miku is a goddess
touhou is just like my little p***
favorite anime and manga include shingeki no kyojin, kill la kill, ttgl, steins gate, madoka magica

good luck op

>>11835554

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>>11835562
NO! I HATE THIS

>>11835561

>>11835562

>>11835564
Tough shit. OP asked for otaku culture, so he's going to get it.

>>11835565

>>11835538
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>>11835535
>the kind of people you would meet in a costume at a cosplay convention.
This sums it up quite well. My friend watches anime and reads manga in her free time(perhaps she doesn't have any other hobby) and goes to Lucca Comics & Games once a year wearing a costume.

>>11835552
Well, now this >>11835518 starts to make sense.

>>11835568
YUKKURI ABUSE IS WRONG

>>11835568

>>11835568
I don't like it either...
The OP is just ironically shitposting anyway...

>>11835570
Fine, fine, I'll show you a nice story this time instead.

>>11835571

>>11835575

>>11835579

>>11835577
Don't worry, this one's very heartwarming.

>>11835581

>>11835584

>>11835535
>I don't want to discuss it per se, but I don't want to sit there like a brick/rock/wall
But you're a normie. Anime simply can not appeal to you.

>Most likely. I guess they are the kind of people you would meet in a costume at a cosplay convention.
Disgusting.

>>11835569
>My friend watches anime and reads manga in her free time(perhaps she
>she

The tumblrite you're trying to fuck ? Why don't you ask her out directly ?

>>11835587

>op and his friend at the meetup

>>11835590

>>11835596

>>11835569
Worst thing that could happen is that they are total weeaboos, they kind that thinks japanese culture is superior to their own and want to adept as much as they can. Usually by using japanese words for parts of the sentence and other shit. That would be about worst case. The thing is otaku is a negative way to refer to obsessive anime/manga fans in japan. So for me calling yourself that is retarded.

>>11835571
Yukkuri abuse is the worst thing the fandom came up with.

>>11835598

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