/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Mommy is my favorite epic meme

>>11826991
1st who the hell gets dressed like that? looks like she about to take a dump

2nd how the hell are you supposed to wait "warmly"

>>11827006
By getting comfy I assume. Put on a blanket, turn on the heater, whatever.

>>11827006

>being this secondary

I'd rather have her getting undressed!

how did kanako become associated with being motherly.
she's kind of an asshole.

>>11827056
>she's kind of an asshole.
Please leave.

>>11827056

probably because she looks like most people's mothers

>>11827069
I wish my mom was as sexy as kanako.

My mom is pretty sexy though.

>>11827061
i don't think i conveyed that correctly at all. i mean i like kanako, just her personality doesn't come across as motherly to me.

Thanks, mom!

My mom went through a hardcore barbiturate withdrawal 2 weeks ago, and was doing crazy things like walking around with her pants off and using her vibrator right on the couch.

Sorry for blog post

>>11827090
I wish my mom would walk around with her pants off

>>11827071

Have you put it in yet?

>>11827075

It's Touhou, personalities can be anything

>>11827090

>using her vibrator right on the couch

pic related

>>11827117
>Have you put it in yet?

I don't think my mom likes me like that, sorry.

>>11827102
>>11827117

You don't wish she would be up for 5 days straight, running outside at the middle of the night in below freezing temperatures because she thinks the Duck Dynasty guys are going to burn your house down. Trust me.

>>11827121
No, I understand that would have been pretty bad.

But goddamn I want to see her with her pants off.

>>11827121

You could have taken the opportunity to put it in.

>>11827120

I'm not sure this thread is for you

>>11827123
Your own mom?

That's kind of weird, anon.

>>11827125
Yeah, my own mom.

>>11827126
>I'm not sure this thread is for you

Hey, I want to fuck my mom, but she just doesn't want to fuck me...

>>11827128
How do you know? Have you asked?

>>11827128
What if was the other way around, though? If she walked in on YOU naked, and saw your wiener go from small to stiff. That seems more likely.

>>11827075
That's okay then. I think she'd make a good mother given the chance. Biased opinion though, because waifu.

>>11827128

You have to teach her, Anon.Deep down, it's what every mother wants from her son, but society teaches her to feel shame for it and deny it.

>>11827131
I guess I haven't, but she doesn't seem like the type to.

>>11827132
I would get embarrassed but maybe show it off a little to her.

>>11827136
Maybe some day.

Sorry for blogposting, I am going to stop.

>>11827139
Anon this board is nearly dead 20/24 hours. How old are you?

>>11827147
I am 18. My mom is 42

You guys should have more respect for your 乾 goddess.

>>11827139
Well than can i fuck your mom?

>>11827159
If she wasn't so slutty as to show off her feet, maybe I would.

>>11827153

>age of consent
>early 40's mom

All systems are go, greenlight.

>>11827153
>42
That's pretty prime

>>11827160
Yeah, you'll have to find her yourself.

>>11827153

I am incredibly jealous. My mother is fat, old and has an STD from being a filthy slut.

>>11827165
Yeah, she's pretty good for it.

>>11827166
Haha.. I hope someday

>>11827174
My mom is pretty fat as well, but not horribly so, and I like fat ladies.

I'm sorry your mom isn't that attractive, anon...

>>11827178
Well don't wait forever.

>>11827187

Seriously. Now is the time dude. If you wait she's going to be an old hag and not in the 五大老 way.

>>11827187
>>11827191
Hey I got a few years before it gets too bad right..?

But I'm scared I'll fuck something up, so it might take me longer

>>11827197
Yeah you've got a few, but I feel this is something that would be harder as you get older.

This sure is a nice blog. How is this board related?

>>11827221

I'm sure the janitors appreciate you trying to do their job for them.

>>11827233
They should since they're not very good at it.

I love mom

>>11827233
So you admit this isn't relevant then?

>>11827221
Is this the blog thread?

Course you /jp/. I just can't stop thinking about impregnating my mother thanks to these threads.

How can I convince her to have sex with me?

I have been thinking on getting her drunk and then drop hints explaining her that girls don't want a virgin boy, that she should "help" me out.

any moms currently on /jp/ who feel lonely and want to talk?

>>11827271
Yes. Would you like to make a contribution?

>>11827271
Honestly, I don't mind it. It's not like /jp/ has an irc channel

>>11827307
Well I went to the store today and bought six quarts of sweet tea, some of those fried chocolate pies, and some jerky, and now I'm sitting here sipping on the tea and eating the pies.

There was an unusually high amount of lolis at the store and I got embarrassed, exactly how I used to feel embarrassed whenever I was around the girl I liked in school. They were really cute.

>>11827308
I like to think there's at least two moms who actually post on /jp/.

>>11827305
Go for it dood!

>>11827305

my mother has made numerous advances on me, she gets especially frisky on friday and saturday nights.

Maybe 10 years ago I would've relented. But she's too old and senile now.

>>11827314
i just looked up fried chocolate pies, they look like tiny pasteles. adorable

I was an only child and until I was 16 my mum would sometimes just walk around completely naked around the house. She was perfectly normal apart from that.

>>11827317
They wouldn't have to be good looking ones, just moms.

I hope it's true.

>>11827323
Just how old? I don't know about you but I would be willing to fug my mom well into her 60's

>>11827342
I do too.

please confirm.

>>11827305

1. whip out penis
2. :>=

>>11827323

Stop making excuses and put it in already. Remember that when it comes to deepthroat, nobody does it like mom.

>>11827323
Would you mind introducing me to her?

>>11827342
I don't think any mom on /jp/ would be actually good looking. Then again, a mom have to be somewhat attractive since some guy has to impregnate her.

>>11827392
You are hilarious

>>11827336
My mom divorced when I was really young and didnt get remarried until three years ago. She would do a lot of stuff like shave in the bathroom naked or take a bath with the door open and I would jack off to those few glimpses I got when I had the chance.

Now she's super religious and remarried and I doubt I will get a chance to fuck her.

>>11827392
my mom is still really good looking.

>>11827392
I don't care if they're not "good looking" I just want to talk to a mom.

>>11827392
>>11827406
It really does not matter. There is a demand, regardless of looks.

>>11827402

Seeing mom bending over naked or up her skirt when she's not wearing panties is the best.

>>11827417
I like it when mom gets up early in the morning in just a shirt with no bra and wearing some sexy panties and makes breakfast. Its one of the main reasons to wake up in the morning at all just to watch her.

>>11827420

best time to hug mom from behind

I don't like the thoughts these threads give me.

Any girls on /jp/ interested in becoming a mother to a fatNEET?

I will delete posts on /jp/ all day and you can fix me meals and clean between my fatrolls and when its cold we can just snuggle as you pat my head.

>>11827434

Please don't ruin the thread with your creepiness. Do us a favor and delete your post.

>>11827434

wouldn't you rather clean her rolls? why are you so fat to begin with?

>>11827498
>ruin
It's a blog thread, it was never good.

>>11827333
They're like empanadas with a glazing on them. They're sold in wax paper bags for about $0.50 each. The chocolate ones are hard to find.

>>11827333
die spic

>>11827508

>chocolate pie

i don't even know where to start, that's gross man

>>11827502
Yeah I actually have a fat fetish and my mom gained weight recently, she's around 160 now
When she gets really drunk sometimes I play with her belly a little

>>11827512
epic racism dodd

>>11827523
>When she gets really drunk sometimes I play with her belly a little
I do the same thing with my mom.

>>11827524
Its not racist because spics could be nigger spics from the Dominican republic or white spics from Argentina.

>>11827520
They're tasty.

>>11827528
epic generalization dodd

>>11827512
It's food, who cares?

>>11827524
Nice PC attitude, dude.

>>11827508
maybe i should make my own then or something if theyre hard to find.
i want to make fried chocolate pies with mom

I always manage to tease my mom about her height (I'm like a foot taller than her) and she gets all butthurt and adorable. I always follow up with a hug/butt squeeze

>>11827307
Cool. I went to the rural city to the south and saw a llama along with some other stuff that I thought was pretty neat, like a cow farm, a cotton field, people selling fruit on the side of the road, and a Lamborghini.

>>11827568
That's actually pretty cool, cute llama dude.

>>11827575
I wonder what it's like to be a cow.

>>11827534
>Nice PC attitude, dude.
Thank you.

In /jp/ it's d00d, though.

Does /jp/ like mommies with veiny breasts?

>>11827586
It's not though /b/ro. Man I freaking hate niggers.

>>11827587
I like them, just not on mothers.

>>11827587
/jp/ likes all mommies

>>11827587
NO, thank you.

>>11827587
That's kind of weird actually but it's to be expected.

>>11827593
Please do not bully, /jp/ is a place for friends to take it easy.

>>11827594
I don't. I'm /jp/.

There was this big ball thing too and I don't know what it was.

>>11827602
I'm not your friend, gayboy

>>11827616
it's a radar tower

>>11827587
I want to trace them with my finger and tease mommy about it.

Then she would trace the veins on my penis and make fun of it.

>>11827622
Oh I guess it is.

Did we get a new incompetent janitor or something?

>>11827626
This is a quality thread with some legitimate discussion

>>11827631
No problem anon, here to help!

Anyway, the car. I'm not actually sure what it was, but it was some kind of sports car.

Then a few miles later after I had turned I saw it again. I wonder where they were going.

>>11827625
but dicks are supposed to be veiny

>>11827657
>>11827649
>>11827631
>>11827616
>>11827578
>>11827568
Can you stop shitposting. This is off topic

>>11827672
I thought it was a blog thread but I guess I'll stop if it's bothering you.

>>11827672
What's wrong with blogging in the blog thread?

Kanako is not my mommy. She's nowhere near that ugly.

>>11827672
>blogging is off topic in a blog thread.
Your wrong though.

>>11827657
They probably had to go to a party. Keep it up anon.

As for my blog post I would like to say how much google sucks and Captcha is moot trying to jew me into getting a pass.

>>11827683
don't stop dude!

>>11827699
that's what she said, heh.

feel when mom is old and ugly
feel when dad is ugly and old
feel when old
feel when ugly

Well, just a couple more I guess. The Mormon Church's new temple in Gilbert was finally completed and it's allowing the public to enter for tours up until the 15th of February, when it'll only be open to members of the church (and only with church recommendation).

There's some golden statue at the top of this temple and it's really creepy every single time I see it.

>>11827617
don't bully

>>11827734
>when it'll only be open to members of the church (and only with church recommendation)
Secret Mormon drug smuggling operation, calling it right here right now.

Surf /jp/ for your breaking future news

>>11827553

Your mom lets you squeeze her butt?

>>11827693

Unless your mom looks like Yukari, you are full of shit.

>>11827802
I read that post and found it weird.

Isn't it rude to squeeze your mom's butt? Why would she let him squeeze her butt? Does she like the feeling? Has he always squeezed her butt since he was a kid?

>>11827791
It's where they do all their weird cememonies, so naturally it'd be closed to anyone aside from the inner circle of trusted mormons.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6udew9axmdM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt4T3Dk1Xy8

Mormon lolis are cute, but mormons are creepy, especially baptising the dead people's souls and the secret handshake thing.

>>11827812
Mormons are ok with incest right?

Isn't squeezing butts something families do? My cousin and I squeezed and slapped and pinched eachothers butts many times.

>>11827827
I have no idea, sorry.

>>11827833

maybe in certain parts of rural Tennessee

>>11827649
>>11827657
Lamborghini Gallardo, in case you wanted to know.

>>11827842
Cool thanks.

>>11827417
Not really, I accidently saw my mother's vagina once(she was like 47 back then) and it was disgusting. Real women are gross, especially their vaginas.

>>11827587
Yes.

>>11827833
I used to slap my mom's butt a lot. My dad and I did it a lot.

>>11827961
Your mom is a slut.

>>11827963
We used to kiss each other on the neck and tickle each other too. But other than that she wasn't very slutty.

>>11827975
Boy! Would you be happier if I was a girl?

>>11827970
Are you a boy or a girl?

>>11827977
I just wanted to say that your mom would probably let you put your penis inside her but I wasn't sure if you had one or not.

my mom used to get changed infront of me and she would let me play with her boobies. I was really young though, only like 4 or 5. I don't remember why but it is still a very vivid memory/

>>11827980
oh and she would let me give her back massages all the way up to like 7th grade. I've never even really been that close to my mom, idk why I remember all the weird shit.

Fucking kill yourselves degenerate literal mother fuckers

>>11828020
That guy never said that. Who are you quoting?

>>11827993
>you're sick for wanting to fuck your own mother
well I have a boner so you've lost your argument

>>11827993
This is the first time I've ever seen a proper usage of "mother fucker"

>>11827980
>>11827987
Lucky you

>>11828020

>>11828026
>proper usage of "mother fucker"
but no one here fucked their mother

>>11828045
You don't know that. But, some desire to. That's more accurate than usual.

I wouldn't fuck my mom even if I could right now. Maybe when I was younger I would.

I wouldn't mind giving my first time to mommy.

I wish I had a light and waif-ish mother who likes cuddles.

Mine's a fat opinionated liberal feminist who divorced my dad the month he got laid off. I barely consider her related to me at this point.

>>11828068
If I were a mom I'd be a light waifish mother.

>>11828068
Ouch. That's horrible. Well, you can still dream I guess.

>>11828073
I wish I could be a mother for a /jp/sie more than anything.

We need a fucking support group

i dont ever want to fuck a mom

>>11828093
I'm sure you could make one on reddit!

>>11828100
There's actually a lot of posts on reddit about people having sex with their mothers.

>>11828107
i dont think incest is all that common. bunch of liars if you ask me.

I've been wanting to fuck my mother for the last 15 years.

>>11828113
Around a decade for me I think, my mom is my ideal mate.

I hate how /abv/ faggots find this a novelty because this is the fastest thread right now.

>>11828125
ye m8 dis lel is da tops

Having a hot mom has it's own problems. Having people constantly tell you they want to bang your mom gets old quick. Sometimes when I would bring friends home from school, they would just follow her around the house and hang out with her instead.

>>11828107
http://www.reddit.com/r/incest/comments/xfiv1/iama_guy_who_actually_had_sex_with_his_mother_im/
http://www.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/1fal1o/i_spent_25_years_in_a_sexual_relationship_with_my/
http://www.reddit.com/r/incest/comments/1cwbtu/i_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_my_mom_for_about/
http://www.reddit.com/r/incest/comments/1izypm/i_lost_my_virginity_to_my_mom_cross_post_from/
http://www.reddit.com/r/incest/comments/1a43ko/ive_been_having_regular_sexual_encounters_with_my/
http://www.reddit.com/r/incest/comments/1euyiy/my_sexual_experiences_with_my_mother/
http://www.reddit.com/r/incest/comments/1kz3gf/update_i_am_sexually_attracted_to_my_mother/
http://www.reddit.com/r/incest/comments/1phlhl/ms_developed_an_ongoing_relationship_with_my/
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nip95/iama_male_who_has_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/

Bonus post about someone having a sexual relationship between the ages of five and eight: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/joa0z/i_had_a_fully_fledged_sexual_relationship_between/

This is all just from a quick search. There are also posts with users asking about how to pursue a sexual relationship with their mothers, so I guess at least mother incest isn't all that rare.

>>11828152
>i took my cock out and asked for a blowjob and again, she obliged and eventually i just asked for it "can i put it inside you?" she thought for a second, said yes and went to my bed and hiked up her nightie and i positioned myself on to her. She grasped me and guided me in and i shot in 3 thrusts. I counted. I knew her tubes were tied so i wasnt worried about pregnancy and she wasnt either. we laid there, and i thanked her and she went to clean up.

Why

>>11828139
this

shit sucks always have to fight my friends

>>11828152
>She is, and always will, be the best mother ever. She's not some slut who "wants to fuck her child". She raised me to be perfectly fine, and these feelings are completely my fault, she's just doing her motherly duty. (It's what she told me).

>>11828152
This isn't fair, neither my mother or sister are attractive so I'll never get any of this.

I knew someone who would kiss his mother on the lips often. It was a cultural thing though, his parents were from another country. Apparently a kiss on the lips to them is like a hug to most people. I don't know if he ever kissed his father on the lips though, I didn't think to ask.

>>11828209
I'm pretty sure you treat a man different from a woman.

>>11828209
i used to kiss my mom on the lips, but just as a kid as a cute thing because i didn't really know any better.

Now I dont kiss her at all

>>11828209
He's full of it, the only countries where kissing is done as a greeting are ones where they kiss on the cheeks. You don't kiss on the lips as a greeting anywhere.

>>11828209
I kissed your dad on the lips, nerd.

>>11828219
Russia. Even men kiss men there on the lips as a greeting.

>>11828209

My mom liked to kiss me on the mouth when I was a kid, but I thought it was weird so I used my tongue to surprise her into letting me go. Sometimes she wouldn't, and would tell me to practice tongue kissing on an orange or something for when I started dating. I was ~8-10 years old.
I also remember that my first kiss on the lips of someone that wasn't my mother was on my brother, my sister got curious about how it felt to kiss someone, she kissed him on the lips, I said "Oh, I want to try it too". He was a few months old.