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That's gross.
Please don't eat the Touhous...

you'd become a youkai wendigo

It would be safe to eat. Just like normal meat.

wich 2hu wuld u nom?

I want to taste Kaguya's alien pussy.

>>11821333
Nitori. Chop her up and serve her as a soup.

>>11821280
But you're closest to a 2hu when you've eaten her entire body.

Are you sure youkai don't dissipate or vaporize when killed?
They are referred to as spiritual creatures who hardly take any physical damage.

>>11821388
... Shredder? Is that you?

>>11821396
You can probably take bites out of them while they're alive.

>>11821414
They'd have to be spiritual bites.

>>11821414
And if it's Mokou or Kaguya, they'll be fine! In fact, wait for one to finish the other off, grab a bit, and no one's the wiser.

I imagine Oni flesh would be extremely difficult to cut due to how durable they are.

>>11821423
They could feed all of Gensokyo!

>>11821431
You know how you can flex your muscles to become hard? I think if it's dead flesh it's much easier to cut.

>>11821396
I'm pretty there's myths of eating demon flesh and whatnot in Chinese and Japanese stories.

>>11821396
I think it depends. Fairies probably just disappear since they get to respawn if they killed.

Ghosts like Yuyuko probably just straight up can't be eaten in a conventional manner.

>>11821446
Use Youmu's sword to cut Yuyuko
Shove her flesh up yourself for a protoplasm enema.

>>11821452
Yuyuko's ghost dick?

If you were to eat Kaguya would she heal almost instantaneously with each bite or is there a time frame

>>11821423
What are the chances that you would be able to cut out the liver and eat it before they regenerate?

>>11821462
I dunno, but:
Step 1: Follow Mokou and Kaguya around with surgical tools
Step 2: Wait for their battle to end
Step 3: Cut out, eat a liver (for protection)
Step 4: Repeat, but save them
Step 5: Auction of immortality to assholes around the world

>>11821483
But you're in gensokyo now, you can't go out

>>11821840
Pass them out to all the villagers so they can be immortal too then.

What would be the benefits from biting a chunk out of a Youkai? Are we talking about the sort of anthropophagy south american tribes would practice, but one that actually works?

...if I bite a chunk out of Yuugi, would I become attractive like a holywood star while still retaining massive strength, or a stereotypical-looking oni from japanese legend? I would take the horns but not the skin color.

In this hypothetical scenario.

...what happens when a Youkai consumes another Youkai?

>>11821863

My doujins tell me they feel full.

>>11821855
You only temporarily gain the qualities of the youkai you consumed unless you consume the heart. Pick wisely though, once you eat the heart of one youkai you will no longet be able to eat the hearts of others for their powers.

Do youkai have organs like lungs and stomachs?

>>11821918
Yes.

I want to eat out a 2hu pussy!

>>11824227

>>11824286
lold hard

>>11821272

Your teeth would shatter if you tried eating Oni flesh mate.

>>11827242
Don't worry, I come prepared