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Which Touhou poses the greatest threat to the United States of America and her territories?

>> No.11814989
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>>11814979
okuu cause nuclear warheads.

>> No.11814992
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moonscum considering they've killed actual down to Earth, God-loving Americans

>> No.11814999

>>11814992

No Americans fell during the invasion of the moon. Three men took on the entire Lunarian Army and won.

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God Bless America.

>> No.11815008

>>11814979
yuyuko because she eats the burguer

>> No.11815045

>>11814999
If the reports are true, then the moonbitches are full of shit on their claims of being able to wipe all Gensokyo in one flick of a wrist.

I mean, what, they are going to use a god's power to slaughter the last remnants of their worshippers?

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>>11815045
>the moonbitches are full of shit
The Lunarians have always been complete bullshitters.
The fact that they rail on about how pure and superior they are while committing heinous crimes such as imprisoning gods, abusing moon rabbits, and tainting Earth in the first place shows how full of shit they've always been.

>> No.11815080

Yukari's power is insane once you start thinking about how she could twist the idea of manipulating boundaries, and Yukari is a clever Youkai who probably has a clear understanding of the world outside of Gensokyo. I fully believe that Yukari could wipe a nation off the map if she so desired.

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>>11815080
I have wondered about Yukari a bit, and her need to hibernate. She may be able to manipulate borders, but this takes a great deal of effort on her part. Perhaps the Hakurei border is slowly draining her.

And Gensokyo is blissfully unaware of the great efforts she takes. Until she finally collapses and the border falls.

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>>11814992
>>11814999
>>11815007

America will never forget

>> No.11815096

>>11815080
You're overestimating her powers and blowing them out of proportions.
I'd say her mind is more dangerous than her powers, though. However, I think Yuyuko is more wise and witty than her, but they're good friends so it doesn't matter.

>> No.11815097
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-Iranian
-underground connections
-jealous of American freedoms
-possibly unstable

>> No.11815100

>>11815097
w

>> No.11815107

>>11815097
She doesn't look Iranian at all. They are rough with crude features, at best.

>> No.11815109

>>11815107
>She doesn't look Iranian

racist

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>>11815107
ZUN said she was Persian though. It's where her name comes from.
True story.

Parsee with nukes would be dangerous.

>> No.11815146

>>11815107
Second, iranians have weird sharp features, like big noses.

>> No.11815154
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Lily White heralds Arab Spring. Deposing American puppet dictators and enemies alike!

>> No.11815224

>>11815107
>rough with crude features at best
have you even seen ZUN art lately?

>> No.11815233

>>11815146
>like big noses

You're thinking of jews

>> No.11815235

They've had Buddhist and Daoist touhous. Where the fuck are the holy and pure Christian touhous? Zun needs to add touhous from the best religion.

>> No.11815248

>>11814979
>modest breasts
>bob cut
>athletic
>puffy vulva
Nip-tan is perfect.

>> No.11815250
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>>11815235
Fuck that, I want my Hindu 2hu with blue skin and multiple arms.

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>>11815250
Why would anyone want to worship that thing?

>> No.11815258

>>11815250
Eiki sorta covers buddhism and hinduism though

>> No.11815260

>>11815254
Because she's hot.

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>>11815260
Come on, buddy.

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>>11815258
Yeah but I'd like to see one that has all the arms and shit. Preferably based on Kali. Tell me a 2hu based on this wouldn't be cute as fuck.

>> No.11815301

>>11815283
I wanna fug her throat.

>> No.11815304

>>11814992
>astronauts
>down to Earth

>> No.11815685

>>11815146
She's a youkai, she could be thousands of years old. Lots of Greeks settled throughout Persia and Afghanistan during Alexander the Great's reign, she could be descended from them.

>> No.11815805

>>11815254
>>11815283

I want to hold her many hands and never let go.

>> No.11815828

>>11815805
Her source material makes her sound really cute too. Killing her enemies makes her so happy that it she starts dancing. She just seems to like dancing in general since she even gets in a dance off with Shiva at some point. He only wins because she was too modest to lift her leg over her head like he did which is cute as hell.

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>>11815828

Gosh, I'd really love to dance in closed position with her for the pure purpose of recreation.

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>>11815250
check 'Highly Responsive to Prayers'. stage 5 has a boss that's blue and desiring to kill everything. it's in a Yin Yang ball but that boss is as close as you'll get to our dear destroyer of life Shiva. Pic unrelated

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She will get eaten by the Americans to act as a spy. A master of camouflage

>> No.11815877

>>11815873
More like master of getting turned into poop and flushed down the toilet.

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>>11815877
aw, give Cirno a break. she'd at least get out and THEN do some spying. she'd just smell awful

>> No.11815889

>>11815154
translate it weebs

>> No.11815906

>>11815889

I can recognize they panel before Barrack appears is her text repeating "save me! save me!" Other than that, you need someone who actually knows moonrunes...

>> No.11815971

>>11815056
>>11815045
I like you

also those bitches killed Armstrong
(natural causes) my ass he probably had the hourai I know those bitches did it they were jealous of his accomplishment, holy fuck I can't stand them

3rd lunar invasion time, i'm sure if Yukari and Reimu get serious this time they'll fuck them up for good

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>>11815971
They'll need to team up with the Greatest Nation on Earth
Then we can regain our rightful moon clay

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