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Nice lifehack

I'll die if I don't eat or drink anything for 3 days.

Anyone else think Seccom is a well designed character?

>>11813297
I've been thinking about it for a while, actually. It sounds so obvious, yet it's hard to put down a reflex until you just ask yourself "why am I consciously doing something that prolongs my life?"

Dehydration isn't a peaceful or fun way to die at all.

How long would is actually take to die from dehydration at room temperature. Assuming you don't eat anything either.

Better way: Go outside in the summer and stand in the fucking sun. You'll die in mere hours.

>>11813312
It's winter where I'm at, and my new year's resolution of 2014 is to finally die.

>>11813309
You wouldn't have fun either way.

I was going to kill myself but then I found out there's going to be a Strike Witches season 3. Japan is always looking out for me.

>>11813333
>Strike Witches

Might as well kill yourself, anon.

>>11813333
where's source on this fine piece of information

>>11813384
Strike Witches Gets 3rd TV Anime Series, OVA
posted on 2013-10-13 09:27 EDT

The official website for the Strike Witches anime updated on Sunday, revealing that a third TV anime series and OVA (titled OPERATION VICTORY ARROW, abbreviated as O.V.A.) have been green-lit. The announcement was made at a Strike Witches event in Tokyo on Sunday.

>>11813402
link please

>>11813319
>It's winter where I'm at,
Good news! Standing outside in the sun will still kill you a couple hours or less, depending on how cold it is there.

>>11813402
Neat! finally an anime worth watching

>>11813402

They better put some tank girls in it and stop making myafuji sleeps around when she already has lynette.

>>11813447
lynette a shit, mang

>>11813447
rumor says it's about the 504, but I hope they give the north african campaign some screentime. it has a lot of potential

>>11813451

Lynette was her first love and has big boobs. She is like a sluttified Mugi and is largely better than any whore myafuji has been hanging with. No seriously, it's a shame she doesn't even have 5 minutes on screen during the whole second season.

This guy I bought weed from. He acts all high and mighty with his career and his TruTV and his morals.
Just knowing that I've outlasted him just gives me such feelings of accomplishment.
You're lucky /jp/. There are far worse things and people that you aren't even missing out on I'm serious.

This guy I bought weed from. He acts all high and mighty with his career and his TruTV and his morals.
Just knowing that I've outlasted him just gives me such feelings of accomplishment.
You're lucky /jp/. There are far worse things and people that you aren't even missing out on I'm serious.

>>11813488
wat

>>11813294

Are you seriously saying that dying of dehydration/starvation isn't painful?

Are you stupid?

Don't starve yourself. Just eat and be a happy fatneet.

Thirsting to death is one of the worst ways to die. Your cells will be screaming for water. Your throat will feel like its a leather belt. Your lips will be crusty and your eyes/nose/etc will itch like hell.
And you won't be able to sleep for a lot of it until you start drifting in and out of a comatose state.

>>11813509
This is a better course of action.
Eat until you split in two.

>>11813509
god damn what the hell, why do girls like that just make my explode into erectness.

>>11813545
Because fat chicks are disgusting in real life, there's no way to be that fat and still have a skinny face.

Life hasn't been bad lately.
This leaves me in state of constant anxiety because I know that it won't last.

I hope things will be shit again soon.

>>11813552
There's no reason to not kill yourself. After you die, it'll just be like you've never been born.