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>> No.11786136

truburger do not have EGG!!

>> No.11786169

I get offended when people insult hamburgers

>> No.11786194

i like to imagine that tewi is sucking on my chipdick in this picture.

>> No.11786196

Burger needs cheese to eat

>> No.11786204

>>11786194
>chipdick
that's frycock to you americans.

>> No.11786211

I'll tell you a secret, /jp/.

I've never had a burger!

>> No.11786224

>>11786211
I'm reporting you to the FBI for treason, unpatriotic scum.

>> No.11786216

>>11786211
I want to eat out reisen's burger.

>> No.11786259

Man I'm so hungry right now..

I've got no money for food.

>> No.11786279

>>11786259
I'd share a cup noodle with you.

>> No.11786310

>>11786279
Thanks man, I really appreciate it.

That thought will go with me when I sleep tonight.

>> No.11786343

>>11786259
You should apply for food stamps

>> No.11786347
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>>11786216
What about her chocolate?

>> No.11787496

>>11786136
all burgers in Japan have eggs

ever ordered something from McDonald's in Japan? chances are it has an egg on it

>> No.11787603

I'd like a burger.

>> No.11787608

>>11786347

it has her rabbit germs all over it

>> No.11787686
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11787686

>Egg on burger

Sounds so good. Gonna try that next time.

>> No.11788967

>>11787686
It's damned good, Japanese love eggs.

They seem to like avocado on burgers too.

Freshness Burger > Mos Burger

>> No.11788979

>>11788967
you've seriously never heard of places other than nipville that put eggs on burgers?

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>>11788967
>>11788979
Fatburger puts eggs on their hamburgers.

>> No.11789063

>>11788979
Steak & Shake has this, California Burger

>> No.11789086
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>>11788985

>> No.11789131

ITT:
Spurdo Sparde: Burgering in Gensokyo.
With: Finnish Pedobear as Spurdo Sparde.
And Ronald Mc Donalds as Himself.

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>>11789131

>> No.11789155

>>11787608
I want Reisen's germs in my body

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>>11789086

>> No.11789220
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feel when no burger

>> No.11789237
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>>11789220

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>>11789213

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>> No.11789323
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My life is a void waiting to be filled with burgs

>> No.11789324
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hamu hamu

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>> No.11789381

>>11789371
Poor Yuugi. She can never get a break on the surface world. I understand her, that's why I hate going outside too.

>> No.11789423

>>11789371

Fucking love that picture. Yuugi being flustered over something like that... Tenco being a douche....
Priceless

>> No.11789446

>>11788984
well maybe next time you should take your ass down to fatburger n get yourself a burger and fries for 3.95 nurd

>> No.11790049
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one last, needs more yuyuko anyway

>> No.11790054
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>>11788979
Not them, but I also have never heard of eggs going on hamburgers at all. Is that wierd?

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>>11789371
i don't understand their reactions, can anyone pls explain?
1. why is tenchi so aggressive?
2. why is yuugi making that tired face after being humiliated

>> No.11790253

>>11790054
If you call yourself a jesus loving american then yes that is wierd, but if you're like canadian or something I can forgive you.

>> No.11790337

Become the burger

>> No.11790361

>>11790240
burg

>> No.11790821 [DELETED] 

HAMBURGER GENERAL - BECOME THE BURG EDITION

COOKAN
EATAN
GETTAN FATTAN

→→→Vote on the poll! ←←←
http://strawpoll.me/945405

Useful links:

Cook the perfect Hamburger:
http://www.grillingcompanion.com/how-to-grill-hamburgers/

Make your own accompaniments like a man:
http://www.yummly.com/recipes/grilled-hamburgers-accompaniments

Learn to grind your own meat:
http://www.goodfoodstories.com/2013/07/18/how-to-grind-burger-meat/

Are you man enough to try these? Post results:
http://www.yummly.com/recipes/exotic-burgers

Use this thread to share recipes, pictures and opinions. To non-/jp/-regulars: /jp/ has its own standards for posting. It would be greatly appreciated if you could follow them. These include, but are not limited to discouraging the use of most emoticons and proper use of the quoting function (don't use it for bullet points: greentexting).

>> No.11790839

>>11790240
"E-e-e-excuse me. I'd like a cheese burger."
"One cheeseburger coming right up!" (lit: sorry for making you wait for the cheese burger - they always say this when serving food)
"The upper world is a scary place, isn't it?"

I guess the humour (?) comes from the usually in-control Yuugi being flustered by the kind of situation your average Touhou-loving NEET would be flustered by.

>> No.11790841

>>11790054
That's not weird at all. I tried it once and it was great!

>> No.11790859
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>>11790839
tsk, what a miserable oni

>> No.11794069

Yesterday my imouto's bf made hamburgers for breakfast. God bless America.

>> No.11794077

>>11794069
I eat burgers for breakfast pretty often, but I don't treat breakfast any different from the other meal(s).

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i would probably eat hamburgs for breakfast too, but i dislike the greasy air after making them in my pan (only live in a small apartment) and it probably would make me very tired in classes

>> No.11794373
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>eating meat

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>>11790049
>continuing dump after 3 days
/jp/

>> No.11796263

>>11786259
get a fuggen job you farthuffer and go to mcdonalds and buy yourself a burger or someting

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>>11796237

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>>11796293

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>>11794373
Buddhist Celestial please go and stay go.

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>>11796337
>>11796330

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>>11796344
already out of tenshistuff

>> No.11796404
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tfw no /jp/ cookout

>> No.11796445
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Last October I got a commission from bkub of the Yakumo family eating hamburgers in an American diner.
Finally got around to uploading it, so please enjoy.

One day I hope to go to Japan and get more commissions of Touhous eating burgers by my favorite doujin artists.

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>>11796445
>>11796379

>> No.11797938

why are hamburgers so cute?!

>> No.11797951
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Burger

>> No.11798518
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>> No.11798525

>>11796445
>One day I hope to go to Japan and get more commissions of Touhous eating burgers by my favorite doujin artists.
cant you just do it online

>> No.11798531

>>11789371

I want to marry yuugi is this normal

>> No.11798536

>>11796445

Very CUTE image, dude!

>> No.11798541

>>11798525
Not the same, I like to have physical drawings by my favorite artists. They are special to me, I have a collection.

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>>11796445
great pic d00d!

>> No.11798651

Why is there blue highlighter all over it

>> No.11798671

>>11798651
I don't know, to establish shadow, I think.
He seemed to be out of normal grey copic marker, which he used other years in his drawings. So I guess he tried to make due.

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>>11798651
>>11798671
Kinda like this.
Most of the shading is sketched in by pen in the newer drawing.

>> No.11798728

>>11798531
yes

>> No.11798794
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>>11797839

>> No.11799005

Well it makes it look worse than if he just used the lines

>> No.11800609

>>11798651
they're 2hus, they glow because magic

>> No.11801550

hamhams

>> No.11802729

why is she crying.

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>>11798794

>> No.11806705
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>>11806702
slowly running out of Hamburger 2hus...

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>>11806705
all those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain

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>>11806705

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>>11806705

>> No.11807475

>>11807469
God, just look at all those carbs.

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>>11807475
well, as the Koish said, it's her breakfast. Gotta eat healthy, it's the most important meal of the day after all.

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>>11807469

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>>11807500

>> No.11807952
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>>11807551
next time going to a burger restaurant i'll make me a costum burger and baptize it McFlandre

>> No.11809783

>>11786108
Nobody open their mouth so far away of the food, that image is retarded.

>> No.11810222

Why is Rumia with a hamburger of her vulva so erotic?

>> No.11810225

>>11809783
i do

>> No.11810230

>>11810225
Why?

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>>11807551

>> No.11810309
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>>11810301
>>11810222

i dont want to get lewd, but i am really running out of pictures

>> No.11810319
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>>11810309

There's always Mokou

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>>11810309
Let me save you then.
My Touhous w/ Hamburgers folder is quite vast.

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>> No.11810324

>>11810230

Because he is a fatass.

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>>11810309

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Komachi orders up a McGangbang

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>>11810331
>>11810322

i appreciate it

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>>11810309
What if Yukari manipulates Youmu in such a way that cum actually tastes like her favorite flavour and then while she's enjoying her cum-burger she normalize her and she realizes what she's eating. With the aftertaste of cum she'll run to the toilet crying and full of shame.

>> No.11810345

>>11810339
that would be a really cruel thing to do

>> No.11810344
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>> No.11810350
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🍔

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I ❤ 🍔

>> No.11810362
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>>11810359

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>>11810335
that's it, im out of pics right now


>>11810359
i thought i had already posted that, damn

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Now you get to eat the hamburger!!

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>> No.11810373
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>>11810371
The burgers will never end.
Infinite, like my hunger for more hamburgers.

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Activity Time!
Now try to find the burger.

>> No.11810405

>>11810399
i see no burger, only ronald

ronald != burger

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>>11810405
You're right.
I am sorry.

Please accept this Yoshika Hamburger image as my apology.

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Running out as well

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>>11810425
I have more, but I'd rather post them slower over time than image dump them all at once.

>> No.11810430
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>>11810428

Right, you should always take it slow and easy

>> No.11810440
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>>11810381
small burger - microburg

>> No.11810449

Post Miko eating a burger pls

>> No.11810459
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chubby touhou threads and a hamburger thread that hasnt been deleted yet.

Has /jp/ become part of the fat acceptance?

>> No.11810471

>>11810459
yuugi eats burgers before during and after lifting

>> No.11810472

>>11789237
>Reimu recieved no donations this month.jpg

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>>11810459
can't avoid the lewdness anymore

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>>11812929
Would you bite rumia in her burger, belly or feet.

>> No.11812941

>>11812933
i would put her some clothes on and tell her being lewd is a bad thing

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Just made a hamham with a pretzel bun because some /jp/sie has recommended it to me some weeks ago in a hamfriend-thread. It's quite tasty, but i just put my normal stuff in it (patty, cheese + hamburger-sauce). I can imagine that a pretzelburger would taste great with tomatoes, pickles and stuff in it without the cheese.

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>>11814965
Super Satori? She's wearing a cape.

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>>11814974
the hero we deserve

>> No.11816379

http://newsfeed.time.com/2014/01/14/the-most-influential-burgers-of-all-time/

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is there any hamburgers for china?

>> No.11821588

iam makeing burgsers tonite and excited! ooh!

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I'd turn around if I were you, Reisen.

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It looks like japan, or more specific, niconico likes bbq pit boys and their grilling

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm793552

>> No.11824764
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>> No.11824807

>>11814923
I follow that artist on Tumblr, she's fantastic

>> No.11824963

Where is the best place for burgers in Gensokyo?

Also, why are cows so good at danmaku? because they graze all day! LMAO!

>> No.11824968

>>11824807
>Tumblr

Get a load of this normie

>> No.11825127

>>11824004

why is tewi such a little shit

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>>11824807
I found that image on pixiv, never have been on tumbl or whatever.

>>11824963
Makes me want to eat a tasty Keine-Burger.

>> No.11829841

>>11824419
'MURRICA

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