/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11794574
They don't exist.

she'll never betray you or be anything you don't want her to be

she cant get preggers

- A waifu is cute
- A waifu is faithful
- A waifu will likely love you for eternity
- A waifu isn't brainwashed by feminism
- A waifu will likely share your hobbies
- A waifu actually enjoys being a girl unlike modern women constantly trying to wrestle with men at anything, be it rights, jobs, politics, arguments...
- And most importantly, you will be inclined to do everything for your waifu as opposed as to a real woman

With a girlfriend, you don't need good imagination.

They're there when you need them, and not when you don't.

>>11794574

>>11794584
>>11794587

Also, it is likely that a real grill will cost you more money than a waifu even if you buy tons of figs/posters/dakis

subhum/a/n activity on the rise every morning since a week ago what the HELL is going on with /jp/

no smegma

You can cheat on your waifu without her noticing.

>>11794595
No, that's the joke. A waifu is more expensive but people don't care about it.

None of the disadvantages of real women.

>>11794604

No it is not a joke.

Have you had a real gf? No? Then shut the fuck up.

>>11794606

Real relationships aren't as blissful as the normiebox would have you believe.

http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/11545411/#11545610

>>11794614

>>11794587
That's actually the biggest downside.

>>11794587
This, especially when it's my fetish.
Can't start a family with a 2D girl

While I hate giving stupid ugly triple loser faggots like you guys advice... I suppose I could just this once.

Having random waifus unironically is stupid and you belong in the gas chamber. If you want somebody to love and worship, just think about me instead, retards. I'm the key to your happiness.

>>11794796
No.

>>11794574
im able to get one

>>11794796
What should I call the newfound love of my life?

>>11794796
You can't be the key to my happiness unless you are willing to hold my hand every night until I fall asleep.

she wont eat you out of house and home

my friend got a girlfriend recently and whenever she goes over his house she literally cleans out his refrigerator...i feel bad for him, food is expensive

>>11794806
Your loss, needle dick.

>>11794815
You're not at a level to call me anything yet you low level trash scum.

>>11794821
You're lower than dirt and thrice as ugly. I don't think about the dirt under my shoes let alone think about holding its hand.

>>11794835
It hurts...

>>11794843
Don't listen to him.
Listen to me.
I'm worse.

Waifus don't have bitchiness and wild, unstable mood swings. Dealing with that suck the life out of you.