/jp/ - Otaku Culture

This.

>>11782708
that's too deep for me

>>11782708
I wouldn't mind letting her taste my milky way

>>11782740
t' it w's

This thread is good. This thread I like.

Japanese.

don't cum inside when it's not a safe day

>>11782744
>le filename face

>>11782886
If anything vns have taught me that you should always cum inside regardless of the circumstances.

>>11782888
you got rused noob rofl

>>11782896
Aw, shucks.

Yanderes cannot be bargained or reasoned with.

Giniro caused me no small amount of grief.

If you ever take a different path to school, you will run into your new love interest.

Always come on girlfriend's feet
Never hold back

>>11782689
God among men

Semen inside of a vagina is the cure for blood poisoning.

>>11782890
This.
If they tell you not to, just tell them you love the and it'll all be fine

if they have a route that means I can fuck them

Women need to be handled like children and not adults. I know, I lacked enough common sense to know this before delving off the deep end.

>>11782740
Rika is too mainstream for /jp/

>>11782740
>>11782733

Am I right to understand that the filename is what they are saying?

>>11791130
Yes.

>>11791314
And what does that say?

>>11791375
"a true expert"

Eroge are the sex education I never had.

>>11791389
Hmmm it's just the text in the screenshot seems to be more than just three words.

>>11791424
"Because I've only masturbated, I'm an expert at handling penises."
Or something like that, my moon skills are pretty bad.

Eroge taught me that hips are independent of their host body
they've got a mind of their own

It is perfectly fine and in fact recommended for your partner's pleasure to thrust into and destroy her cervix.

If a girl doesn't piss herself when she cums, then she had a very weak orgasm.

If you can't choose between two girls, you can cut them in half and stitch them together!

>>11799052
oh you

>>11799100
albatross?

Sex feels good.

You stop counting after the 10th time

Japanese language

>>11799116
Yes

Nothing.

Some women have a rape fetish.

You can die from losing too much semen.

>>11799120
You didn't learn that in real life? Fucking loser.

>>11800016
<having real live sex
my sieds ender orbets at tp[ lek speeds i sure shiddy diggs don'e hope you do ths

>>11800024
It feels good. I go see a hooker every few months when I get the money.

>>11800031
:paing for sex
wow such empres many rescpet chek my dusb

>>11800031
I use ITH as a hooker and it is really good and free, you should try it.

>>11799052
>>11799105
What is this from?

>>11800790
you use what?

>>11800790
nothing quite like lines off a hooker

>>11802496
all those lines and dat auto copy to clipboard feature

>>11799105
sauce?

I'm currently on "IF MY HEART HAD WINGS"

>>11799105
Sorry I tried google but could you please provide source?

>>11803093
Pixiv ID: 27816350
Member: ごんさん

>>11782675
I never quite understood the need to add yuri to gender bending games. It defeats the purpose.

>>11803650
nigga, I wanted a source for the picture that had 2 halves of a body stitched together. Your picture may be related but just provide a damn name please for the source of original picture. pixiv Id and member brought up nothing

>>11803093
>>11803847
dude I literally found the source in the first google result, you are too retarded

>>11802474
>>11802836
>>11803847
Dark blue.....if you found a translation please let me know

>>11803694
this picture is funny

thanks for giving me a chuckle

Vampires gain energy, when they are filled with 精液.

>>11804002
Masturbating while riding a bicycle is dangerous.

>>11803847
http://www.pixiv.com/works/27816350

Lemon lube is not the ideal choice for anal intercourse.
[yes babbies first vn and all]

hurf durf

That nothing sound quite as hilarious as a loli vampire speaking while giving head.

This fucking scene.

Girls bleed when they lose their virginity.

>>11804750
girls bleed for other reasons too, unless this is what happens when girls have autism.

Didn't they release some kind of "sex education" nukige in 2011 or whenever it was.
Where you had teachers teaching you how to masturbate while later giving you first hand education or something.

I can't remember, and I can't find it. There aren't any tags for this.

Going on a bit of a tangent, but I remember playing some game where it gave you a choice to come inside or on her face or something and that actually had an effect on the plot. You normally think it's just for cg and pick whichever. What game was that?

>>11804856
...Sexfriends? I remember the sex scenes and your performance in the affected the plot heavily.

>>11804779

>>11804750
>>11804784

Do girls poop?

>>11804856
you're probably of thinking of babbys first VN before KS existed, YMK. In that game the choice between giving into and resisting a footjob could decide the good or bad end. I think just because it was a point system.

>>11782675

X-Change Alternative Yin-Yang was so good.
I could never like the main series ones as much because I don't like the MC's appearance that much.
Also, that sex slave ending, my god.

>>11804864
My perfect dollie doesn't poop!

African-Americans only have one ball.

>>11805101
does she do it?

MGQ is the best eroge.

>>11805145
She sucks his dick on the CG set, so quite possibly.

http://exhentai.org/s/af529bee90/632125-98

>>11805101
A black man named Jon
Do they just give every foreign man the name Jon?

>>11805101
>>11805182
Is this NTR or something? You're really perverted, disgusting, NEET trash.

>>11804894
Didn't help that it had the worst art Crowd ever had. Just plain terrible.

At least the subsequent ones are a bit of an improvement, and less rapey.

Did you do your reps today?

>>11805317
what a cute character

>>11805317
Nukige everyday is how I do my reps

>>11805309
Yes. The original X-Change was almost painful to play due to its low resolution, poor graphics and large number of meaningless choices. X-Change 2 and 3 were better in these respects. They were nukige, though they tried to change things with the 3rd one which resulted in some of the very silly stuff such as the rape bus appearing rather incongruous. E.g. they tried to build up the drama with the scientist heroine's dead ex-boyfriend but just thinking about the rape bus made it impossible to take the drama seriously. At least XCA was slightly more serious (though not by much, considering that the student council secretly held orgies all the time).

I thought that Kaoru was a more entertaining character than Takuya as well. Takuya for example was a complete doormat got boring. Kaoru was almost as dense as Takuya but was somewhat more driven.

>>11805353
I think Japanese is the only language in the world where you normally learn by playing porn games.

>>11805363
You have an interesting definition of "normally". Though if you're going to be learning a language using porn, Japanese is certainly your best option.

>>11804320
Background-chan is the best Key girl.

>>11782675
Japanese.