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If you were at a gas station and a hat if she were standing near the refrigerator and gazing at you with needy eyes, would you offer to buy her a drink? Would you offer to share a drink with her? What do you think she'd like to drink?

>> No.11770495

I messed this up badly. The beginning should read, "If you were at a gas station and a loli was standing near the refrigerator".

As for me, I'd offer to drink sweet tea with her, or maybe a Double Gulp!

>> No.11770496

I'd invite her to my car, drive her to a forest then rape and bury her.

>> No.11770509

>Double Gulp!

Are 7-Elevens good places to pick up loli girlfriends?

>> No.11770512

Reported :-)

>> No.11770515

>>11770495
I would skin her alive. Or something.

>> No.11770544

>>11770489
She ain't my daughter. Her mom can buy her a drink or something.

>> No.11770548

>>11770544
How mean. What if she lost her money while she was walking to the store and only realized when she got there?

>> No.11770554

I would take her back to my basement and make her my fuck slave.

>> No.11770562

You guys aren't very cute.

>> No.11770564
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>>11770562
/jp/ is mean little girls

>> No.11770567

>>11770548
She should speak up then or people will just assume that she is wondering what to get.

>> No.11770569

>>11770554
>>11770496
>/jp/

>> No.11770586

I'd ask her where she lives and where her parents are.
Obviously I wouldn't help her though because then the parents would think I was a pedo and have me arrested even though I did nothing wrong.
Got to protect the children!

>> No.11770586,1 [INTERNAL] 

Someone make a new loli thread.

>> No.11770586,2 [INTERNAL] 

I'd take her to her mum and tell her to watch over her kids properly

>> No.11770586,3 [INTERNAL] 

You can have the low-calorie 16oz monster energy drink cutie.

That's what little girls drink right?

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