/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Hi, I'm an asshole from some idiot clown board. Here is my thread.

You could grate fucking cheese on the Hakurei Miko's abs.

How the fuck can she keep such huge tits with such a low body fat % to show her abs, it beats me. I guess Gensokyo's magic keeps your tits huge.

and such was the tale of /fit/


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>>11767777

She looks like she's lifting that much on her chest alone.

This kinda looks like the Japanese version of girevoj sport. Looking it up.

Reimu knows a martial art

>>11767783
You are at home then

>>11767793
Why the scars?

>/fit/

*sigh* Okay.

>>11767805
Marisa is not natty at all!

>>11767807
This is the non-canon future Reimu. After an adolesence of fighting against cute girls, things took their toll and she had to learn how to fight with her bare hands as well as magic.

>>11767813
What does "natty" mean?

I think it's because you're from /fit/... We just aren't compatible...

patche releasing a huge whopper in the can

>>11767813
She's a retarded curlsis and her chicken legs probably squat 85.

>>11767825
We are anon... Just open your heart

>>11767796
I love when China's vagina looks gigantic

>>11767821
I wish plump Patchy would produce a particularly passionate poop on my person

>>11767807
>>11767820
Actually no, she's the previous generation's Hakurei miko. Danmaku rules didn't exist at the moment, so she had to exterminate youkai with her bare hands.

>>11767835
So is reimu a pampered child? Seems so

>>11767825
"Natty" = natural, without steroids.

Gensokyo has magic though.

>>11767835
Ah, that makes sense. Sounds like Reimu has it pretty easy, being a (lewd) vessel from millions of gods.

>>11767840
No Yuugi...

come on now guys

>>11767842
I wish I could rub my tip over her scars and cum in between the cracks of one of them, filling it up.

>>11767798
I didn't know dick-sucking was a martial art.

>>11767856
hey fit guys, explain me something. i don't make any exercise apart a lot of walking and 20-30 pushups twice a week, but I noticed how I can easily move heavy objects that make muscly guys sweat and pant. plus I often have to control the strenght I put in my handshake, because I find most people hands incredibly soft and squishy. what does it mean? why sport people isn't strong as it looks? or its just me?

can't /fit/ just stay in their own board for this shit? Why do they need to come here??

>>11767982
placebo.

>>11768001
What?

>>11767842
nothin wrong with roids man a little bit o' tren never hurt nobody

>>11767982
I guess your push-ups managed to make you somewhat strong, if you've been doing them for at least a year. They're a compound exercise (they move a lot of muscles) and compounds make you strong.

Give yourself a chance to hit /fit/ and read the sticky. If you understand it and are willing to start with all compounds for strength training, we will welcome you whole-heartedly into our ranks of swoleness.

>>11767984
what are you gonna do nerd? hit me with your tiny muscles? hahaha

How do I build a more toned set of arms when I use them to fap and play videogames on my pc all the time?

I can feel my wrists and my tendons become inflamed from time to time and I think I am experiencing and onset of tendonitis. My legs are fine as I do run and walk a lot but I dont want to look like some kind of t-rex.

My life and everything I do is on the computer I can't stop.

>>11768079
Ill hack your bank account

>>11767984


its alot closer than you think, /fit/ people are basically exercise otakus, eschewing or disdaining wider society in favor of their monomaniacal pursuit and associating with others who share their hobby (see also, the misc).

>>11768114
so exercise otaku is allowed but not anime otaku... got it...

>>11768114
/fit/ people are gay autists, so very close to /jp/.

>>11768126


deal with it weeb.

>>11767982
Only twice a week makes you stronger than most people? Is the common man extremely out of shape or something?

>>11768157
>Is the common man extremely out of shape or something?
Yes. All that sedentary life and all. Most of my friends were morbidly weak before I browbeat them to lift.

>>11767982
You must have some pretty insane genetics to be able to get so strong from push ups, especially from that little amount.

>>11768161
Wow, and I thought I was a lazy piece of shit for only doing one or two sets of thirty a day.

>>11768166


more like hes full of shit and trying to humblebrag.

protip, not breathing is POOR form, it doesnt meaan youre some swol as fuark barstad, i means exactly what you said, you have little to no experience.

hell yeah bras i love being fit to get all da bitches at da club

>>11768175
some people are naturally strong maybe he's one of them

>>11768085
>toned
This is a word used by the fitness industry to imply good physical form but not too much without ever actually defining it. I cannot vouch for your safety on /fit/ if you dare using it there.

To answer your question: bench press and OHP. Look up on Youtube how to do them. Pay very close attention to proper form, you lift heavy when doing compounds and you don't want to win yourself a Shinkansen ticket to Snap City.

>>11768197
Or maybe he's e-statting, like about nine out of ten /fit/izens

>>11768202
i dont care about your fistings or whatever this is jp

also toned just means low fat and well defined muscle its not a made up word you shouldnt let people on 4chan brainwash you

>>11768126
Go to /fit/'s lifting music threads and you'll find quite a few people who listen to vidya music at the gym. Some even listen to animu music. Most listen to some kind of heavy metal.

Also, I listen to denpa song while lifting. It's high tier lifting music and it feels like lifting with the force of ten thousand lolis.

>>11768114
/fit/ is more like a bunch of /jp/fags, /v/irgins and wee/a/boos who replaced 2D girls with exercise. Most people are every bit as beta, autistic and >tfwnogf as your average /r9k/ fag, the only difference is that /fit/izens are huge and muscular.

Some of them, however, have just learned to talk to women and hook up with them, and now they're basically horny teenagers who just discovered sex and want to bang every single woman that crosses their path.

>>11768209
>also toned just means low fat and well defined muscle its not a made up word you shouldnt let people on 4chan brainwash you
>this guy

>>11768218
i dont know what youre trying to say but you shouldnt give advice to impressionable jpers when you dont know what youre on about

>>11768216
>/fit/izens are huge
>implying
>manlets

>>11768157
The common American man is a fatasfatass. How strong, I don't know, but USA is a country of fatties.

Someone should a thread like except with "/o/, /cgl/, /g/, etc. reporting" and see if its ok.

>>11768209
Last time I knew, the correct word for that was "shredded". >toned means jack shit.

>>11768216
So could you tell me why you need to come here to make this thread? This topic would be fine in /fit/...

>>11768238
/jp/ was my main board for a long time and I kinda missed it.

>>11768232
shredded is more advanced than toned

body builders are shredded where as cardio bunnies are toned

Hi /fit/izen! ;)

Do you have any advice on how I can develop a more feminine butt?

Hormones have done wonders for my chest but my ass needs help! I'm looking to develop a "twerking" ass that men will find attractive on the club floor.

>>11768251
Cardio bunnies are not toned, they're just skinny. They have zero muscle as well as zero body fat thanks to years of permanent caloric deficit.

>>11768274
What are you, some kind of homosexual?

>>11768249
Okay...

I guess I can't do anything about it then...

>>11768286
He just want to become a qt trap i guess. There is a guide pic that could help him but i dont have it at hand

>>11768286
I bat for the home team, if that's what you're asking.

Last time a /fit/zy dropped by he told me how to "gyno" my nipples by raising estrogen levels. Now I have nice perky titties that I'm happy with but my ass is still saggy muscular, not that nice plump apple bottom the men crave. I would like to drop weight between my thighs too so there's a gap while standing. Any advice you can give me to get a curvier body would be really helpful!

>>11768274
That fucking beats me to be honest. To be sure, however, I think you should put some mass back there with glute isolation plus squats and deadlifts. And make sure you eat like Yoshika.

>>11768294
>>11768303
Go blog somewhere else you fucking retarded faggots.

>>11768307
>squats and deadlifts
This is going to put mass on your whole body, which is counterproductive for trapping. Is you can't / won't get hormones, stick to butt isolation and try to keep your midsection and legs twiggy

>>11768307
I want a big curvy bottom not a muscular one. Would that not grow muscle? I want to lose muscle back there. Should I cut protein out of my diet and work my glutes? I need to lose muscle mass in my legs and bum.

>>11768313
No bully. -.-

>>11768322
Lel nevermind, found the guide you were asking.

>>11768313
does it make you feel though to trashtalk people? fuggen nerd i bet you cant even walk for 30 minutes without getting out of breath

>>11768327
Please don't ever post near me again, you are way too retarded.

>>11768329

>>11768326
I've seen this guide before. It's really helpful but I'm looking to be more of a healthy woman with a big bottom. The men around my area like it that way. I don't mean I want to be fat! I want to be curvy!

>>11768341
Well, that guide has a pretty decent ass training routine if you ask me.

>>11768356
My ass and legs are already very muscular. I want it to be plump. If I add on fat on to my manly bum and legs then I will look overweight. That guide is trying to make you a skinny fuccboi not a busty dominatrix.

>>11768381
I'd say you'd need hormone replacement therapy if you want to achieve this because that depends on body fat, and I'm sure as hell that your body fat won't be distributed into a femenine shape if you're a dude.

>>11768326


>deliberately exposing yourself to plasticisers and toxins

lol, whoever thinks this is a good idea is truly a retarded faggot.

>>11768381
MTF that go for the voluptuous look always look awful, always. Don't do it.

/jp/ threads about other boards are the worst /jp/ threads.

Cute pic, dude.

feelio when no fit touhou gf

S-so...-umm..- you l-like 2hu t-too?

>>11768216
Jesus. I don't know what goes on at those other boards, but could you not write like a retard while you're here?

>>11768577
i know that feel brah

we're all gonna make it

>>11768223

Normally I would get my jimmies rustled and prove you wrong about why America is the best country....

...but....


you're right. This is a country of lazy fatasses and ectomorphs. I fucking hate every fat fuck I see and we're expected to respect them? What? NO FUGGO THAT DIET SODA IS NOT A COMPENSATION FOR THE SUPER SIZED MEAL YOU ARE EATING.

kusosure del

This thread.

This thread. This thread. This thread.

This isn't the /jp/ I grew up with.

>>11768612
The /jp/ you grew up with has been a corpse animated by worms for years now.

How would a touhou go about getting fit in the first place?

>>11768216

Ran-sama is the dreamiest.

pls post more ponytail patch

Go the FUCK back to /fit/ you fucking crossboard piece of shit.

Threadban, please.

Studies have suggested that men who are attracted to strong women have low testosterone, and men with healthy or high testosterone are attracted chiefly to effeminate women.

>>11768655
Seconding this.

>>11768646
this thread is now about based ponytail patch

/g/ reporting. This thread disgusts me.

>>11768667
better believe ur a nerd

>>11768669
Better a nerd than a normalfag.

>>11768594
http://www.hsph.harvard.edu/obesity-prevention-source/obesity-trends/

>There isn’t a region in the world untouched by the obesity epidemic.
I.E. Everywhere is getting fat.

>Obesity rates are higher in wealthier countries than low- and middle-income countries, but it is indeed a worldwide problem, for both adults adults and children.
I.E. Everywhere is getting as fat as they possibly can, if your nation isn't fat it's because they can't afford to be.

my biceps is 10 inches am i cute

>>11768685
>Worldwide problem
>Only affects 1st world nations

is homurice good for building your body?

>>11767777
I like /fit/ and I like /jp/. They're my favorite boards. You're not alone but please refrain from mixing them. Thank you.

Anyone SS here?

>>11768696
That's not what it says, Mr Costanza

>>11768706
literally two of the gayest boards on 4chin

>>11768712
>le_cheshire_cat_face.bmp

>>11768712
We're not gay, we just like cocks!

>>11768612
Funny, I remember we used to have a few of these and they were actually filled with talk about touhou while posting fit versions of them.

Shame that we can't have that anymore.

>>11768667
Why can't you be both /g/ and /fit/?

>>11768706
I agree with this sentiment.

>>11768717
Please be in London...

>/fit/
>/jp/

Why is this thread still up?

>>11768729
take a guess who made this thread and whos moderating it

>>11768732
its moot

>>11768724
/fit/ here, I can confirm this. Nothing wrong with liking dicks every once in a while.

>>11768721
I just want to discuss 2hus and getting ripped as FUARK in peace...

>>11768729
If you don't want to post 2hu in a 2hu thread, don't post.

isn't time spent on /jp/ and /fit/ inversely related? how can i stay a neet if people begin desiring my body?

>>11768753
If you don't go outside nobody can see your rugged body.

>>11768613
Nice anime reaction image!

>>11768755
People should unironically use reaction images more.

>>11768755
Nice passive aggressive whining

>>11768737
post the moot squatting a bar one

>>11768760

>>11768757
But /jp/ has to pretend to not be like every other imageboard in existence. Image replies are unthinkable.

>>11768763
haha he is weak like baby

>>11768771
That post isn't very /jp/.

Animes lifting thread? Animes lifting thread.

I'm starting to exercise and even got a gym membership so that I can become a super-otaku.
Nothing beats listening to denpa after a good hour of weightlifting.

My dream is to crossplay as a cute little girl when I'm more muscular.

what the fuck is going on in this thread?

>>11768798
Warosu trying to ruin a touhou image dump thread.

Anyone wanna play minecraft with me now? I'm kinda bored.

>>11768806
what's warosu? i came here from pooshlmer for comiket.

>>11768808
Good, you should be familiar with inane meaningless imagedumps, have fun.

>>11768810
So our only choices are image dumps and Warosu-level retardation? I'll take image dumps then.

Why does /fit/ say fuark? What does that even mean? Where did it come from?

ワロス
（笑）（笑）（笑）（笑）
くそな掃除人
（笑）

>>11768836
>An expression of excitment, emotion, and energy when something awesome happens, or a mad beat kicks in. Has no relation to "f***" but can be used in the same sentence with it.
Can be said as a simple "FUARK!" or an exaggerated "FUUUAAARRRK!!"
Originated by fitness enthusiast who goes by the nickname "Zyzz" or "Azyzz"

- Urban Dictionary

>>11768844
That's pretty stupid. Thanks.

>>11768845
Sounds like you can't appreciate culture

>>11768844
Does it mean anything in any language?

>>11768844

Zyzz didn't invent fuark, it came from bodybuilding.com.

I haven't logged into Fitocracy in a long time. Are any /jp/sies still using it?

post some motherfukkin 筋肉 2hus

>>11768853
Culture is stupid. Japanese culture is stupid. Otaku culture is stupid. /jp/ culture is stupid.

That's why we don't talk about any of the above here.

I wish Marisa and Yuugi were paired more often, because it's canon.

I don't like Yuugi x Parsee.

But I like Yuugi and Parsee separately.

Is anyone feeling me?

>>11768928
Wait what?

Patchy may not be able to lift much, but at least she gets nice and sweaty and smelly trying to!

>>11768940


whos strongest now?

>>11768944
whata do patchy sweat smells like ?

>>11768928
/int/ here
yuugi x parsee is cute as hell m8

>>11767984
fitness is something many men are interested in regardless of what their hobbies are.

do you even lift?

>>11769022
>/int/ here
Nobody asked.

>>11769022
I just like YuuMari more.

I'm stuck with only 20lbs dumbbells. Is it even worth exercising? I'm too poor to afford a weight set, and I'd have nowhere to store them anyway, it feels like my bodyweight squats aren't doing shit. ;_;

>>11769163
Those are decent starters and you can squat with them too, just mind your form.

I use them too for fun cooldowns/ trying to keep decent form.

Not enough /jp/ in here though.

>>11769163
It's worth more than sitting on your ass.

But go buy some weights or gym membership with your autism money or whatever.

>>11769113
holy shit I love me some sketches

Holy fucking shit is the jan seriously babysitting an inter-board raid thread?

>>11769266
Maybe he lifts too.

>>11769266
>raid
You are actually too retarded to be here.

>>11769292
You're literally a brain-dead moron.

>>11769266
Yes no one knows why, I think they change janitors later on in the evening though, we'll probably see these degens purged at that point.

>>11769302
The reason for /jp/ is to contain retards such as OP and yourself, anon. At the end of the day, /jp/ serves no purpose, seing how /vg/ has better discussion on eroge and VN than anything /jp/ has to offer.

Janny deleted my post, so I'll ask again.

Is it even worth exercising if all I have are 20lbs dumbbells? Are bodyweight exercises enough? I don't have anywhere to store a weight set and I really don't want to get a gym membership. I'm poor.

It's worth it to exercise with whatever you've got. 20lb is better than aerobic. You'll feel much better than if you don't!

>>11769324
/jp/ is for off-topic weeb shit that we aren't allowed to talk about on /jp/ anymore

>>11769113
Marisa is adorable. God, I love her so much.

>>11769324
I'm preeeeeeety sure you're the retard here kid.

My Mom is a gym fanatic that spends everyday working out, never calls or visits. I have a complex about gymgoers and people that "lift," sorry.

>>11768928
>it's canon

>>11769789
Is that ota?

>>11769814
Yup.

>>11769772
I tend to think most people that spend more than 1-2 days a week at a gym are self-possessed, narcissistic fuckheads.

I imagine there's a small percentage that get legitimate endorphin highs and probably a lot that just enjoy good health but I would guess more than half do it purely for vanity.

Uhhh...

>>11769832
It's not even about "highs", exercising just feels like I'm masturbating all over my body and then it feels so good to lay down afterward why would I not do it

whats with all the crossie threads? are we being invaded?

>>11769956 see >>11768806

>>11769098
So should we make lifting threads in /a/ and /v/ and /pol/?

No. Girls must soft.

That Patchy is perfect, there is no need to change her.

>>11770221
Firm beats squishy.

archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/11769736/
>Marisa probably can't even drive stick
>/o/ reporting. I used to post here and I want to do a /o/ as fuark 2hu thread.
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archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/11770390/
>Do you think Marisa could handle real bullet hell?
>/k/ here. I heard you guys like touhou, so let's have a /k/ as fuck touhou thread. Post 'em.
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archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/11770568/
>Can we have a random 2hu reaction image thread? Let's make it as /b/ as fuark!
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archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/11770606/
>Tengu civilization is amazing. What does the scenery in Gensokyo look like? I used to post here and I want to do an /out/ as fuark 2hu thread.
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archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/11770219/
>Patchy can even read magic books.
>/lit/ reporting. I used to post here and I want to do a /lit/ as fuark 2hu thread.
Still here!

archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/11769313/
>Which Touhou characters can cook well? I'm from /ck/ and feel fairly accomplished with my skills but which characters would I be able to talk about cooking with? Which characters are foodies?
Still here!

>This retarded thread
Still here!

Why is this allowed? Is it because we have a retard janny?

>>11770668
His new year's resolutions are to get fit and learn how to prepare his own food.

>>11770673
What a boring guy. My New Year's resolutions are to learn to dodge bullets IRL and visit the Tengu Village in Gensokyo.

/u/ here
Patchy is fine. I would like to see more Patchy+Meirin, to be honest.

>>11770685
/u/ is gay

Whats the point of working out?

Guns>your stupid muscles any day

>>11770685
Look at Patchy. She's just looking at Meiling like "Ugh, why is the help inside and why is she talking to me?

Any buff NEETs here?

>>11770253
Soft thighs, soft breasts, soft tummy.

I can't get paizuri'd and sumata'd properly without softness.

>>11769956
Isn't that a dryad quote?