/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11764198
Mornings are not happy for people who have to wake up early and work manual labor jobs out in -20 degree F for a living.

>>11764223

So don't work.

>>11764228
How am I supposed to make money to buy food and shelter then so I don't die in the streets? I have no family or friends to support me.

What is your living situation if you don't mind me asking? You've been posting these threads for at least a year now and I would like to know a little more about you, such as how you are able to post such threads whenever you please.

>>11764242

You should channel your inner NEET.

>>11764266
Having NEET spirit won't prevent me from starving or freezing to death outside.

Happy first day of 2014,

I'm kind of sad thinking about how fast this year went.

>>11764274
Better clothes will though.

http://www.antarcticconnection.com/

You need $700 down jackets with coyote fur hoods.

>>11764242
>>11764266
>>11764274
Let me share with you a little secret.
Being a NEET involves not working, so the best course of action is to get others to work for you. If one wishes to be a Master NEET, one needs to be good at manipulating others. So hone your charisma and wit.

CEOs and corporate bosses are, in fact, Master NEETs who get everyone else to do work for them. Same goes for women that use sex appeal to get saps to provide for them and get free stuff.

>>11764289

CEOs and corporate bosses do tons of work though. They are very anti-NEET.

The thing is that working is like a virus, and a virus isn't satisfied if it just takes over your arm or your ear - it wants the whole body. Same with working. You'll never be happy with what you have if you work. So stay NEET and stay safe!

>>11764292
Successful people get to retire early and then live how they want though. No one keeps doing a job they don't like if they have millions in the bank.

>>11764303

>Successful people get to retire early and then live how they want though

1) Only a very, very small number of people have hit it large enough to retire at <30.

2) Of those who could do so, few did, for whatever reason.

Again, it doesn't make any sense to work.

>>11764289
They aren't NEETs, that's a stressful job.

Real NEETs that still rake in money are stock investors/traders. If you have the money to start, putting money in stocks you know are going to do well, like Google/Intel/IBM, is basically just an almost 100% sure way to earn money without doing anything, and you can earn a lot of money too.

Thanks to the internet you can do it online and not have to go to a physical stock exchange.

>>11764281
>>11764308

If my inquiries make you uncomfortable you don't have to answer them specifically but a response would be nice. It also doesn't help that these threads are often deleted instantly.

>>11764288
Oh hello, its you, I like you, get a warm fuzzy feeling when you show identifiably in threads. So do you have $700 jackets? That's a lot of money, especially when a surplus N3B parka will do the same job for less than a tenth of the cost. I still need food though...

>>11764289
I have no social skills in the civilian world and doubt I would be ever capable of acquiring the means to manipulate people in real life.

It's like a Catch-22
In order to not work and take it easy for the rest of your life, you need a lot of money.
But to get a lot of money, you need to work.

Am i a NEET if i want to work? It's pleasant having a purpose in life i think, i mean, i never worked, only studied, but i'd like to try.

>>11764319
Or you could just get lucky, such as being born into a rich family. I understand that a lot of them have earned their money but it bothers me very much how much money a person makes has no relation to the amount of actual physical work a person does and what they actually contribute to society as a whole.

I also get extremely jealous seeing rich and even upper-middle class people posting the expensive things they own on 4chan. I fantasize about breaking into their nice houses and taking all the things they probably don't deserve.

>>11764326
>i never worked, only studied, but i'd like to try.
Finding a nice job is hard.

>>11764319
You got any relatives that plan on leaving you at least a few thousand?

>>11764318
> So do you have $700 jackets?

Nai. Far too expensive and I'm not going to ant-arctika.

>I still need food though...

Church's give it out for free dude. You know how many stores also throw away good (sealed) food past the expiration date in their dumpsters?

>>11764326
Is it because you want co-worker friends?

now any1 wanna play minecraft with me? i'm still bored and since no anime are airing because of the holidays i don't know what to do

>>11764340
Okay I guess I can be a hobo. I could always buy a van for $1000 or so and maybe get a 24 hour gym membership so I have a place to park it and shower. Or I could use the Wal-mart parking lots, they allow RVs and overnighters last I heard. Theres always free wifi available somewhere too it seems.

I assume you live with family or something, guess thats how a lot of NEETs here support themselves. Do you have any work experience and if not what is your perception of it from what you've seen in media or talked to other people about?

Do you have any plans to sustain yourself in case something where to happen?

>>11764349
i'll play...

>>11764338

>>11764317
You can't just walk up to a stock exchange and ask to buy stocks. Only a number of registered brokers are allowed to place buy/sell orders on behalf of their clients. Commission is relatively large for small investors so you have a serious handicap from the start.

Besides, in what cases would a NEET on /jp/ know that one stock is going to rise ahead of all the professional analysts and fund managers in the world? Unfortunately there aren't many stocks that are related to VNs and anime. Putting money in a basket of blue chip stocks will never make you a fortune unless you already started out with one.

And finally, putting your money on the line is far more stressful than working a normal job. Perhaps even more stressful than actually being a professional trader.

But...

Anime...

when will the anime continue? tomorrow?

>>11764367

Any cute /jp/ girls wanna snuggle with me to stay warm this winter? Pic is me and my SVT Ｃｏｂｒａ has heated seats.

>>11764375
oops forget pic hehe

>>11764364
How can you call yourself a NEET if you haven't even passed your series 7 yet?

>>11764349
You only watch airing anime?

maji?

>>11764351
>Do you have any work experience

No.

>Do you have any plans to sustain yourself in case something where to happen?

If something happens, I'll go get some crappy job. At that point no one else would probably hire me, at that age and no work experience they are probably thinking something is wrong.

Maybe I'll just lie and say I worked for a late family member. (So they won't bother calling them or looking into it, I hope)

>>11764364
Yes I know the way it's done is through a physical broker which is what I should have said. I know the large majority of people don't actually go to stock exchanges but had a slip in thought.

I am talking about online brokerage services, like Ameritrade, Scottrade, E-Trade, etc. Which yes, it is practical to use them, you can even let a broker automatically handle your money instead of manually investing/trading if you want too.

What I'm saying is that if you throw some money into a company that isn't going anywhere, e.g. Intel, and let it sit, you're going to receive money back.

You might be talking about rapidly trading stocks, which takes more knowledge. But investing and letting it sit for a while and making a trade on rare occasion, you can do that by yourself.

>>11764359
wutchan?

>>11764375

no thanks

Has /jp/ ever considered the fact that it might be easier to live life fully if one just went with the flow and try to enjoy a career? Just make it your hobby.

Hello, who is looking forward to this anime?

>>11764390
Me, unironically.

>>11764384
I already have a hobby, I can't just change it whenever I want.

>>11764381
i already watched a lot of anime and can't think of one i always wanted to watch but haven't acutally watched yet

>>11764384

>and try to enjoy a career?

It's extremely hard to get a career than you'd enjoy, us losers end up with the worst jobs and there's no hope in trying to get a better one.

>>11764338
>>11764340
A lot of people in my family are rather wealthy and successful, but all of them have no kids.

As the last male successor, If I somehow manage to reproduce, I might inherit large amounts of money.
But how will I manage that? I have no Touhous around me, are there any cute girls on /jp/ willing to procreate and take it easy with me?

The thought of everyone else in my family working hard with me being a lazy NEET, but with me being the one that gets the money and caries on my genetic lineage is a rather darkly arousing one.
They might just donate it all to charity or something though...

>>11764378

why does he always take selfies of himself having a stroke?

Night night.

>>11764381
>wutchan?

They're the secret group of shiteposters who have been spamming /jp/ nonstop with their unfunny ``Josh'' and ``Driver'' and ``Automobile'' memes!

http://watracing.com/?page_id=16

Get in there and bully them back!

>>11764390
I don't bother really looking at the charts until the season starts.

What is that silly thing on her head?

>>11764397
Your hobby is now working the cashier.

>>11764405
But it's morning.

>>11764407
Cute dog.

>>11764381
>What I'm saying is that if you throw some money into a company that isn't going anywhere, e.g. Intel, and let it sit, you're going to receive money back.

Okay, so on average you're getting a few percentage points more return than a risk free savings account, but with much more volatility. I'm not seeing how this is going to replace one's day job.

It's funny how many individual traders overestimate their ability to beat the market. Dunning-Kruger effect at its best... If you really had such skills then any bank or hedge fund would gladly pay you millions a year to trade for them.

>>11764400
>us

>>11764419
>Dunning-Kruger effect

Thanks for the motivation for me to prove you wrong.

I'll mail you some $100 bills I wiped my ass with when I do, what's your address?

>>11764425

>you

>>11764379
did she shrink?
(not following the series because the anime is bad)

>>11764403
Thats called my "more attractive than you'll ever be in your life" face kid, if you weren't a virg loser you might have a girl compliment your good looks once in a while.

>>11764430

Dear God, someone call this poor man an amublance!

>>11764418
>Your hobby is now working the cashier.

In Japan people take pride in their job whether they're an engineer, lawyer, cashier or cleaner.

Westerners need to stop being so picky and choosy.

>>11764433
That's mini-me mikasa.

>>11764441
>In Japan people take pride in their job whether they're an engineer, lawyer, cashier or cleaner.

You have tricked me for the last time. Japanese definitely do not take pride working as a cashier. At least not anymore than in the US, where there's always that one guy proud to be apart of the Walmart staff for over 15 years.

>>11764441

>In Japan people take pride in their job

No, in Japan young people get so fed up with their shitty jobs they jump in front of trains.

>>11764453

>5.7 Firebird

Why are you named after a gun?

>>11764436
Yes sometimes I do need an ambulance cause my dick gets so raw from all the 8/10 and up girls I bang on a regular and rapid basis.

who virg here?

>>11764453
>my dick gets so raw

That's called STDs and your skin falling off from Syphilis.

>>11764460
Just you Mr.Sage wizard. Everyone here has raw dicks from fucking 8/10 girls.

In this thread:

Mystery Man ``T'' AKA Asuka Spammer

plus

4Pq*trevor samefagging as always..

and

Gehraz and his /o/ buttbuddies doing their best to ruin /jp/. Why are they here?

>>11764471
the HELL is /o/

>>11764464
I fucked half a dozen girls last year who were 8/10s and up this last year while you were prolly jerking it to anime cartoons.

>>11764428
Two scenarios:

1) Eight people flip a coin three times each. One person gets three heads in a row and claims to be a master coin flipper and brags on the internet about their coin flipping skills. Four people who mostly got tails leave the scene altogether in disillusionment, while the three remaining people who got two heads stick around thinking they have some knack for it.

2) Eight people flip a coin three times each. On that day two of the coins happened to have heads on both sides. Overjoyed at getting at least two heads, everyone believes they either have some gift or that coins are almost always heads. The next day all the coins were tails on both sides.

This is basically the reality of day trading communities on the internet.

>>11764479
flipping a coin is almost random, idiot

>>11764448
>so fed up with their shitty jobs they jump in front of trains.

>>11764460
>>11764464
how to do i visible sage?

>>11764481
really!? you fucked a girl EVERY time i masterbated?
hugh hefner must ask you for advice!