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/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Anonymous Mon Dec 30 23:37:38 2013 No.11759122 [Reply] [Original]

You've pulled a shipwreck survivor from certain death in an unforgiving ocean. Grateful, he rewards you for your act of kindness with a Touhou thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 30 23:38:23 2013 No.11759125 Toss him back into the sea

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 30 23:40:07 2013 No.11759132 Which touhou, any touhou?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 30 23:43:37 2013 No.11759139 I thought about it for a long time, I managed to narrow it down to patchouli or Reimu, but in the end I decide I would fuck Reimu

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 00:04:22 2013 No.11759190 File: 1.58 MB, 966x1400, 1388466258156.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11759139 You wouldn't fuck Patchy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 01:07:07 2013 No.11759327 >>11759190 I dunno about that guy, but I would fuck Patchy. Smart girls are a big turn-on for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 01:21:53 2013 No.11759363 File: 694 KB, 700x934, patchy rip.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11759327 Good man. She's book-smart, not bed-smart. A perfect match for /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 01:23:37 2013 No.11759370 >>11759363 Does she like to cuddle?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 01:25:52 2013 No.11759374 File: 833 KB, 650x980, 1388471137183.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11759370 Probably. Assuming she likes her partner, but then again, she wouldn't be caught dead in bed with someone she hates.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 01:36:37 2013 No.11759400 File: 204 KB, 600x780, 1388471781650.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11759374 I think she would like me. Although she might be a little shocked knowing that someone likes her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 01:40:52 2013 No.11759410 File: 108 KB, 600x450, 1388472036913.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Be careful. She's fragile!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 01:44:38 2013 No.11759416 File: 142 KB, 900x1193, who would ever like patchy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11759400 >Mu-mukyuu..... >But I'm gloomy, frail and pump.... Nobody would love this kind of woman.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 01:45:07 2013 No.11759421 File: 866 KB, 1015x1505, 1381200011695.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11759400 Why's that? She's not much of a people person.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 01:47:07 2013 No.11759426 >>11759416 She is the perfect body type that I like. >>11759421 I'm not much of a people person either. We could hang out in her library all day and read books together.

Anonymous Tue Dec 31 01:55:07 2013 No.11759450
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>>11759426
It's possible she might just think something is wrong with you. According to most written word, human men are attracted to fitter, thinner women. Be prepared for this.

I don't know if Patchouli is the type to enjoy a reading partner. She seems quite content to read alone; she wouldn't mind if you read near her as long as you're quiet, but I don't think "not minding" is what you're aiming for.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 02:01:53 2013 No.11759469 >>11759450 I'm quiet when I read. And if she did think I was strange for liking a chubby girl, I'd come onto her slowly, so she could get used to me first.

Anonymous Tue Dec 31 02:07:53 2013 No.11759486
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>>11759469
Well, patience is a virtue. If you stick around long enough, I'm sure an opportunity will present itself eventually.
You'll have to take the first step, though. And step lightly; >>11759410 is right.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 02:11:07 2013 No.11759508 >>11759486 Maybe I can get on her good side by offering to help her out in the library. I'm sure Koakuma would appreciate the help.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 02:14:38 2013 No.11759517 File: 593 KB, 750x992, 39029638.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11759508 Probably. This would score many more points with Koakuma than Patchouli herself, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 02:15:37 2013 No.11759523 Does the SDM's library have Jojo, or is it all magic shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 02:19:07 2013 No.11759538 >>11759517 I wouldn't mind getting to know Koakuma better too. She seems like she would be nice. But I would not let that get in the way of my love for Patchy.

Anonymous Tue Dec 31 03:03:38 2013 No.11759678
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>>11759538
Good attitude!
Koakuma gets out of the library even less then her boss, but she's got her beat in terms of love. She'll probably see what you're up to pretty quick. Be prepared for that too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 03:06:07 2013 No.11759684 >>11759678 I hope she doesn't confess to me! Then I'd have to choose between them, and one of them would be let down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 03:06:07 2013 No.11759685 File: 818 KB, 1000x1258, 1388477213720.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11759684 That's a danger as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 03:09:37 2013 No.11759691 >>11759685 Who would I choose! If I chose Patchy, Koakuma would probably be really sad, but if I chose Koakuma, Patchy might hate me for it, especially since I already made it clear that I was interested in her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 03:11:37 2013 No.11759697 File: 861 KB, 743x1000, 1388477483103.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11759691 That's a decision you've got to be prepared to make.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 03:13:37 2013 No.11759703 File: 2.58 MB, 2600x2600, 28267523.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11759697 Can I ignore them both in favor of Meiling?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 03:14:37 2013 No.11759707 >>11759697 Maybe I'd just be better off being friends with both, but not trying to have a relationship.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 03:17:22 2013 No.11759714 File: 87 KB, 566x800, patchouli go away.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11759707 What? You enter the library in pursuit of a relationship with Patchy, then as soon as another girl comes along you decide you'd be better as friends?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 03:18:38 2013 No.11759716 File: 221 KB, 800x600, meiling3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11759703 I wouldn't, but you could.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 03:19:07 2013 No.11759720 File: 1.08 MB, 1093x1173, 24663871.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11759716 Meiling seems like such a nice girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 03:22:37 2013 No.11759725 File: 946 KB, 1550x1215, meiling headphones.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11759720 Oh, no doubt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 03:25:54 2013 No.11759731 File: 322 KB, 762x1091, 1388478342734.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11759714 Maybe you're right. I think I'm willing to put aside Koakuma for the sake of Patchy. She is worth it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 03:27:53 2013 No.11759737 File: 1.46 MB, 800x1066, ah....png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11759731 Good resolve. You'll need that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 03:29:58 2013 No.11759741 >>11759737 But I'm not a mean person, so I'd have to figure out how to turn down Koakuma first. I still don't want her to be heartbroken.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 03:33:58 2013 No.11759756 File: 413 KB, 540x800, 1388478832426.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11759741 You're assuming a lot, but I guess it's good to be prepared.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 03:34:58 2013 No.11759757 >>11759756 I like to know what I'm doing before i go in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 04:07:59 2013 No.11759829 >>11759757 How wise. Well? In the event of a loving Koa, how will you put her down?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 04:12:44 2013 No.11759844 fuck 2hus where is my endless bag of gems

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 04:39:45 2013 No.11759892 >>11759829 I'd have a talk with her and hope she would understand. And I'd hope she respects Patchy enough to not get jealous of her

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 04:52:30 2013 No.11759915 File: 538 KB, 1286x1000, 1388483539627.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11759892

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 04:57:48 2013 No.11759919 >>11759915 Oh my, what is she doing to the tea??

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 04:58:32 2013 No.11759922 shut up and post rude tits

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 08:52:42 2013 No.11760557 I wanted a cart of ore, throw him back in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 12:42:55 2013 No.11761197 >>11759922 Wow. what a great idea

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 12:46:55 2013 No.11761207 >>11759922 >>11761197 This was such a pure and honest thread, please don't ruin it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 12:52:10 2013 No.11761222 You find a crudely drawn map of the surrounding area bt / y] [3 / adv / an / asp / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / int u / n / out / po / pol / sci / so

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 12:52:25 2013 No.11761227 >>11759190 This thread makes me feel like I came to a horrible conclusion

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 12:53:10 2013 No.11761229 File: 65 KB, 850x778, 1366385348737.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thank you shipwrecked man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 12:59:55 2013 No.11761242 >>11761229 Cute kanako dude

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 13:06:40 2013 No.11761263 File: 71 KB, 900x1200, 1375425380342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11761242 thanks dude

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 13:47:43 2013 No.11761388 >>11761229 >>11761263 She really deserve more doujinshi

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 14:00:43 2013 No.11761406 File: 109 KB, 500x495, kanako expressions1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11761388 Very true, very true.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 14:03:58 2013 No.11761411 File: 83 KB, 571x800, 1388516625451.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11761388 Too bad h-new's works will never be scanned

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 14:09:13 2013 No.11761424 File: 395 KB, 715x1000, 40119998_big_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11761411 Fuck everything

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 14:15:59 2013 No.11761446 >>11761424 Oh my goodness. I'll see what I can do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 14:17:13 2013 No.11761454 >>11761424 I need that in my life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 31 14:18:28 2013 No.11761458 File: 1.04 MB, 1920x1200, kanako can't draw....jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11761411 How have I not been paying h-new any attention? Fuck me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 06:08:50 2014 No.11764026 >>11761411 Her stuff never gets scanned because nobody loves her. Oh well, too bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 3 03:54:43 2014 No.11770752 test

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 3 06:39:22 2014 No.11771006 I did it>like this

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