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That doesn't look very comfortable.

translate this shit weebs

>>11731412
''I wish I had a big black cock in me right about now, you know?''

>>11731412
Are? This body(?) idea outside and (?)...

>>11731412
>>11731413
She's saying it is.

i wanna spank that sloppy NEET ass

>>11731421
This exactly is how I read japanese.

Why do I want to put it in?

>>11731428

Haha, oh man. I know how she feels. I do that pose all the time. Its particularly good for farting

I used to do this when I got stomache aches and it made me feel much better

>>11731505
should of let me massage you instead!

>>11731406
あれ？　この体勢意外と楽...
Huh? Surprisingly I like this position... / This position is surprisingly good...

>>11731453
Hah, I know that feel.

>>11731585

sasuga anon

>>11731585

Allow me to more properly translate:

WOOOOOWWWWWW! This position FEELS(.jpg) suprisinglycomfy

>>11731629
you ain't gotta do that man

NEET sexual appeal.

I have no willingness (for sex)

>>11732596

Stuffy, sweaty, sticky, smelly, hot NEET sex.

>>11732600
Post sex

>>11731406

>>11733341
Original the Character, do not sex.

>>11733333
strong proud immortals who dont need no man

>>11732600
I love this artist. They made a ton of cute KaguMoko doujinshi

Her hair makes my penis hard

Patche and Kaguya are hikki friends!

test

>>11733997
You know, if you took out the battle at the end, you could make that gif loop perfectly

I want to rape a NEET

That position was surprisingly eased when I suffered kidney stones.

>>11735131
did you pee them out dude?

>>11731436
I hope you like sloppy NEET feces on your hand.

>>11735157
That's just silly, the rabbits clean her.

A princess has to know how to clean herself up and to do it well. Can't be stinking up the halls of Eientei so she probably smells good.

>>11731412
go and learn jap you weakling

Is this the NEET thread?

I want to brush Kaguya's hair so badly...
It's so silky and perfect.

>>11731629
2 memes in one post! doing gods work anon :D

>>11735452
Her hair probably has lots of split ends and is greasy from the lack of care.

>>11735180
Why does she have a minime clone in the background?

>>11747043
because you keep bumping old threads

>>11733443

I always thought they swept their rivalry under the rug too hurriedly. I prefer it when they're depicted as initially genuinely hating each other but over the years gradually noticing each other's good points, not just a couple of tsunderes.

>>11737203
Her hair probably has a detail of servants assigned to perpetually monitor it and maintain its impeccable quality.

>>11737203
she drank the hourai elixir, she's never getting split ends

Porn has made me hate her. Frustrating.

>>11747085
>I prefer it when they're depicted as initially genuinely hating each other but over the years gradually noticing each other's good points, not just a couple of tsunderes.
That's kind of what's been happening in those books recently though. I mean, not that anyone scans them anymore, but still.

>>11751825
Wait, you mean those books are still being made!?

>>11751902
Yes, they are. Pic related is getting released tomorrow actually.

I don't know the exact number off the top of my head, but I think around four or five of his SFW IN doujins have never been scanned or translated. They were once done reliably, until a few years ago when the person who started working on them walked away. Since then only a couple have surfaced, and Gaku handled them.

I really wish somehow the others would appear. It was Hachi's TeruMoko doujins that got me into Touhou (I feel a little guilty admitting that). Been almost four years since then.

>>11751970
Easily solved.
http://www.melonbooks.com/index.php?main_page=maker_info&makers_id=MK0000002305

>>11751973
I'd be lying if I said I hadn't considered it. Might shell if the new one doesn't surface in a month or two, going back and looking it'd be four missing with the new one included, which is a third of all of them.

I'm more confident now that a scan might get picked up; there was so little interest in these for a while after the original translator walked, it took ages for the first new scan to get worked on.

>>11731436
Her ass is probably pretty fat. She sits on it all day.

Kaguya would make best pear shape.

Kaguya-sama makes me so happy
thanks for the thread

>>11751812
what if she drank the hourai elixer when she had split ends?

>>11751825
why are their mouths open?

>>11731406
i'd hit that

>>11752209
Kaguya pls

>>11754922
Someone with her looks can do no wrong.

>>11755570
That's not true!

I wish I could enjoy that position. I sometimes get in that position when doing things, and it gets uncomfortable really fast. I have to choose between bending my neck at an uncomfortable angle to look up, or burying my face in the pillow, which will suffocate me unless I turn my face to the side. So leaning my cheek against the pillow is the least uncomfortable option, but it's pretty awkward and after a while I feel that one in my neck too. Additionally, my knees and elbows will ache after a while, even when lying on a soft bed, and the muscles in my thighs get tired.

There are other reasons to like the position, but I can't see how anyone would find it comfortable.

>>11755664
You're just making a big deal out of her playful antics by ignoring the context of their immortality.

>>11757301
You can't fool me.

>>11757314
Oh what a terrible tragedy, that beautiful girl trapped another one and convinced her of the joys of sexual pleasure at her own expense. A worse fate I can't imagine.

Maybe afterwards they played dress-up or something, but I'm sure you think it was evil dress-up.

>>11757412
The princess drove her mad and made her a slave, you oaf!

>>11757459
Only a slave to her own desires.

>>11757493
That's bullshit and you know it!

>>11757500
I'm not blaming Youmu for succumbing or anything, anyone would snap and stop fighting it eventually if they had a Kaguya forcing herself on them.

>>11757535
So you admit it.

>>11757542
I don't think what I wrote indicates a change in my position, or negates anything I've previously said. If it's an admission, it is an admission to nothing more than her irresistible beauty.

>>11757560
You admitted that the princess raped and sexually tormented that girl until her mind snapped! Kaguya being pretty does not excuse intentionally doing such terrible things for her own pleasure!

>>11757565
With respect to your first sentence I think you'll find I never denied it if you look back on my words, though I have mild objections to your phrasing. When I said "snap", I meant it in reference to >>11757493. If you want me to admit that in that doujin, Kaguya toys with Youmu a little until Youmu ultimately decides that having orgies with Kaguya & Co. isn't such a bad thing, I'll do so freely.

I think her appearance here has nothing to excuse, although it goes some way towards explaining Youmu's ultimate acknowledgment of her own desires.

>>11757627
Stop acting ignorant. You know full fucking well it's nothing as innocent what you're describing.

>>11757301
Why is Reisen so perfect?

>>11757671
Yeah, I do. I was just playing along. That's a good doujin though, thanks for reminding me of it.

>>11757672
Difficult to say...

>>11757699
It was not. Molesting Youmu is one thing, but mind breaking her is terrible, unforgivable!

>>11757699
>>11757672
I like Reisen more than Kaguya.

>>11757718
But you read it through anyways?

>>11757721
So do I, usually, but I always prefer both of them to either of them.

>>11757735
Almost.

>>11757718
People just want to see her suffer.

>>11757755
Are you a Youmufag by any chance? If so, might that not have clouded your perspective?

>>11757777
Not especially, no. I don't need any Youmu bias to see how horrible that situation was!

>>11757788
Then why were you complaining about what she did to Youmu and not Reisen?

>>11757804
Because that's who we were talking about. Driving Reisen mad with sex is terrible as well, of course, as it would be with almost anyone.

>>11757813
Well, at least they both came 'round to it in the end. I guess that is truly the power of a beautiful girl.

All joking aside though, I actually thought that doujin was pretty tame. Especially in light of the subject matter. It's interesting that you were so put off by it.

>>11757838
You're hopeless. Mark my words, Kaguya will get hers someday! She's got a lot to answer for, and all the time in the world to spend paying for it!

Don't get me wrong. It wasn't as bad as Tiramisu Tart and all that, but was still upsetting. I hate that fetish with a passion, you see.

>>11757851
Hasn't she suffered enough, anon? Isn't immortality a more than sufficient punishment for any crime?

I see, but I'm not particularly fond of that fetish either. The reason I like that bookis that it played the mindbreak angle softly enough that it didn't alienate me, in my opinion. It more or less just read like a normal reluctant newbie doujin. Not lighthearted, by any means, but hardly dark.

>>11757874
If life is her punishment, then she's spending her punishment committing more crimes. Where's the justice in that!?

I didn't see it that way. Kaguya's attitude, the state Reisen's been reduced too, and just about all of Youmu's expressions paint a very dark picture. Good art, though.

>>11757838
>>11757874
pretty epic spoilerb// ros

I decided I might as well, So I took a squat with my legs far apart. It felt really good as it hit my stuff and my inner thighs, and my pussy began to swell. Then he started sexual questions to me (Had I ever masturbated, etc.). I really had never had any sexual contact with a guy before. He dropped a bombshell and asked if I wanted to get naked with him. Our yard had a fence, so I figured I might as well. When we were naked, he started feeling up my chest. I was fully stimulated now. He then asked me to rub his dick. I had always wanted to see a guy orgasm, so I went right ahead. After a little while, he told me to lay face down on the grass, which I did. He slapped his cock against my butt cheeks, and told me to spread them. I revealed my ass hole, and he sprayed it with the sprinkler. This felt incredible, I never knew my butt was so sensitive!

Then he went for broke and told me to flip over and spread my legs. I was so excited, I almost wanted him inside me now. He started rubbing my labia and clit, and soon after, a finger went up my vagina. He went on till I had my first orgasm, with a tiny bit of white girl cum in my vagina. He then kneeled over me and started jacking off. Soon, I had my wish. He shot cum all over my chest and neck. I loved the feel of it on my skin. Every time my parents weren't home over the summer, we went out and 'played in the sprinkler.' We even did it with my best friend! I still masturbate to these memories quite often.

>>11758299
What a weirdo.