/jp/ - Otaku Culture

i would put her right into my HARDdrive

Only pictures of Reisen, I want to marry her!

>>11751579
>implying people who would literally steal a doujin game out of its creators cold dead murdered hands would give a shit about if a creator of a doujin lives or dies let alone pay him money for said doujin if they can help it

I download Touhous for free because ZUN is an idiot who doesn't even want my money.

>>11751579
I'd download the one least likely to murder me (like, dunno, Alice).
Then ask for direction, Gensokyo doesn't show up on Google Maps.

>>11751601
You should buy the Touhou games from J-List!

>>11751623

>>11751623
Are there people who actually buy those games on J-list?

With the force of a thousand suns.

>>11751623
Don't forget the best game.

>>11751663
>featuring all the major characters

I wish.

>>11751623
You should buy the Touhou games from Amazon!

>30$ per game
ZUN himself was shocked people would pay that much for his stuff. And that's before ridiculous transport costs. Considering that's for one installment, and that 30 dollars itself is pretty bad for non-american customers and it becomes a rather ridiculous proposal. I'd propably support ZUN if he puts Touhou on Steam though.

>>11751612
You should download Yukari, the only one who has the power to straight up take you there.

>>11751725
>I'd propably support ZUN if he puts Touhou on Steam though.
sad that ZUN and various other Japanese game developers are cautious of online distribution, for some reason.

>>11751725
>>11751796
Didn't Zun say at some convention the reason he didn't have it on those is he didn't want localization's to potentially change things?

>>11751796
They are idiots
"why are we always broke "

>>11751876
That's not idiotic. If you distribute a file, assholes with just illegally copy it and share all over the internet.

>>11751903
yeah because that doesnt happen with touhou already

I want to download a loli girlfriend. Any tips?

>>11751579
Well, certainly not Remelia. She's just shit.

>>11751921
this

>>11751903

Truly one of ZUN's most dire concerns and one to which he is deathly opposed.

>>11751579

There seems to be a brown substance on Remi's monitor and drawing tablet. She should be more careful with coffee around her hardware.

is that a Wii? Because if it is this image is all wrong, unless Ninten Do released a Wii draw game with table, then is all right.

>>11751953
No, it's a router

>>11751963
No, it's a thin client.

>>11751963
No way, that would imply that Ojou-sama would be using one of these homosex computer designed by AIDS dying homosexual for homosexuals, and as far as I know routers implement up to IP which is not enough to hold an app layer which would be needed for her table program and driver to be run on. Is not a rorouter.

>>11751967
Wrong. If that was true then the mouse cord would plug in to the box.

>>11751980
it does, the cord just goes off screen for a bit.

>>11751993
No it does not. The cord does not plug in to the white box.

>>11751980
Happy?

>>11751999
Yes it does.

>>11751999
Nanako delivers

>>11752007
What that thing is, I'm fair sure that it's not a computer, even if you could pretend it is there's no way such small device has the processing power to keep with an graphic tablet along a program for editing like Photoshop. No no no, has to be other thing, maybe a wireless interface for an actual full tower.

>>11752018
>What that thing is, I'm fair sure that it's not a computer, even if you could pretend it is there's no way such small device has the processing power to keep with an graphic tablet along a program for editing like Photoshop. No no no, has to be other thing, maybe a wireless interface for an actual full tower.
Its a thin client, and yes modern thin clients have plenty of power for Photoshop...

>>11752018
Precisely. And this is exactly why ojousama has chosen this robust enterprise solution.

>>11751579

Of course I would you fool.

>>11752025
>Enterprise
No way, Koumakan counting with a professional magician and lots of dosh would have such critical devices running natively on LISP with dedicated hardware carefully designed and assembled by the most skillful Kappa from Youkai Mountain.

>>11751579
>You wouldnt download a tuhu, would you?

FUGGING EPIC AS HELL MEEM THERE DUDE

MY SIDES ARE BLASTING OFF

>>11751740
Wouldn't Yukari just take me to get eaten?
Reimu could probably take you there, if you could get the two of you to Japan.

>>11752752
Which is going to be harder than it sounds since she won't have a passport.

>>11752756
She can float out of existence, and back into the airplane.

>>11752007
>sample
faggot

i just did

>>11751859
>The thought of SpaceDrake translating Touhou

You mean to tell me there are people on /jp/ that -DIDNT- pirate the games? What did you do, give that creeper who runs jlist money?

>>11752756
you can always get a fake passport made for you.

>She can float out of existence, and back into the airplane.
yeah... but compaining about such a small computer cant handle photoshop

*love /jp*